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radiosummons · 1 year

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Do you guys ever wonder if Obi-Wan had a moment where he just, I don't know, sat down and thought about the sheer number of Sith coming after him and only him specifically?

I know it's pretty much just a meme at this point in the SW fandom that Obi-Wan has something like a sixth sense or something for attracting literally almost every Dark Side user in the nearest vicinity.

But, like ... if you remember how Obi-Wan is potrayed as a Jedi Initiate and later on as a Padawan, it's kinda crazy/hilarious to think about how this super anxious and emotional kid, who constantly questioned whether he would ever measure up to the expectations placed on him (by himself and others), went on to not only become one of the most famous Jedi in the galaxy but also a sort of legend in his own right. And then straight up became so popular that even the Sith couldn't ignore him.

And this arguably all sort of started after he defeated Maul (for the first time), who was believed at the time to be the first Sith/Sith Lord to appear in over a millenium. And not only did he gain the title of Sith Killer, but he later joined the Jedi Council as one of their youngest members and then went on to play a pivotal role in the Clone Wars as High General.

Like ... he was already a pretty big deal in his own right before the Clone Wars even began. But once the war was in full swing, the man never fucking stopped.

Besides obvious plot and writing reasons, it does sort of make sense then for all these Sith and Dark Side users to constantly target Obi-Wan. I mean, what Sith wouldn't wanna have at least one go at the legendary "Sith Killer?" Why wouldn't they want to test their abilities against a famous Jedi, especially when their head honcho Sith Lord is all but begging them to do everything they can to just fucking end him?

But then, of course, because Obi-Wan is Obi-Wan and he's never one to back down from a challenge, I do find it very compelling and hilarious that his go to reaction when faced with a Sith/Dark Sider is to just taunt and drag them for filth. It's almost like he can't help himself. He's just so clearly unimpressed with them and it's really funny to see the Sith/Dark Sider he's facing get riled up over that. They take is so fucking personally. Every. Single. Time.

Like: "How fucking dare he not take me seriously! How dare he imply that I'm not his equal! How dare he criticize my fashion sense and my abilities in the force! How dare he try to lecture me on the better way to execute my attacks (even if that was actually sort of helpful advice, but I will die before I ever admit that)!"

The fucking gall of this guy, amiright fellas?

So to get back to my original point: Do you guys think Obi-Wan ever regretted his flirting/taunting tactics? Because clearly all those ever did was sort of encourage the Sith/Dark Siders he faced to become a little bit more obsessed with him. Maybe even a little enamored (not in a romantic sense, but no shame to those who like this interpretation). It's weird 'cause aside from Darth Sidious, most of the Sith Obi-Wan encounters seem to sort of respect him? If not on an individual level, at they very least they respect him as a worthy opponent and fighter.

(Small aside: I don't know if I'd go so far as to say Maul ever truly respected Obi-Wan. I'm sure on some level he must have because he literally made obsessing over Obi-Wan his entire personality. But I'd concede that maybe somewhere, deep deep DEEP down in his tiny little cockroach of a heart, Maul respected Obi-Wan enough to at least hate him to the point that even death could not stop him from continuing to wreak havoc on his life.)

And while, yes, this tactic is very amusing to watch and clearly a quite successful one ... I can't help but wonder if maybe it works a little too well. Lord knows Anakin/Darth Vader and Maul never got over Obi-Wan's little taunts. And Asajj seemed to all but look forward to trading witty remarks with him at every given opportunity, even when they were temporary allies. Dooku, of course, basically went full grandpa mode trying to reconnect with his grandson and then took full offense to said grandson not buying into his Sithy bullshit. Obi-Wan didn't even give Dooku a chance to finish submitting his request for adoption/Force custody before dragging his ass for failing Qui-Gon.

I'm almost willing to bet that if Obi-Wan had been alone in a room with Darth Sidious (master plan and true identity fully revealed), Sheev would just withered to an even wrinklier raisin after the absolute READ Obi-Wan would have given him.

Tldr: I just think the idea of a worn out Obi-Wan lying face down on the floor while regretting all his life choices--mainly the whole "I must throw my opponents off by flirting as much as possible. Yes, this is an actual tactic and not am excusable way I can be petty while not violating the Jedi Code"--is a fucking hilarious mental image.

#obi wan kenobi #star wars meta #star wars shitpost #i think this could count as as shitpost #maybe #sheev palpatine #darth sidious #asajj ventress #darth maul #obi wan is petty #but like #sneaky about it #let obi wan flirt with his opponents #as a treat #idk man he's such a mess #and boy do i love my men messy #count dooku #darth tyrannus

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tio-trile · 9 months

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Hi, I read your answer to that ask, describing what happened in season 2. Know that I completely respect that you don't like it (I loved it). But you have a few things wrong or don't know about them (maybe?).

So, Aziraphale is a landlord but he really doesn't care. He forgives Maggie 8 months of rent for a few records that are worth like 20 pounds. He's chill.

(Yeah Crowley throwing the books was a bit ooc but it was also hilarious, i laugh so hard when he did it a second time.)

I kind of agree with you on the Gabriel x Beelzebub, they were a bit cringe and quite sudden (I ship them in fanfic but they are meh in cannon). I thing their relationship was more about getting rid of Gabriel for plot reasons. So Aziraphale can be involved with the Second Coming.

As for the last 15 minutes of ep6. There is a LOT of things, of subtext and miscommunication and physical expressions and whatnot, between Aziraphale and Crowley as well as for the kiss. There were different things they were both thinking the other said and meant. I'm not good at analyzing shit, but if you scroll down the good omens tagg (if you wanna) there are amazing posts doing just that.

As for why this season feels different, and that they are "retconning" Aziraphales progres from the book and season 1, they aren't, really.

Season 2 is just a bridge between seasons 1 and 3. So don't worry, we will be probably getting the South Downs Cottage.

And Aziraphale did realise that Heaven the system is wrong. But he still has that idea ingrained in his mind that Heaven is good, God is good. That it could be good again, only if someone could change it from within. He was definitely manipulated by Metatron. He basically got pulled back into a toxic/abusive relationship by being given everything he though he wanted. It's complex and it's deep, and again, I'm not the best person to describe it (there are many great posts). I think it's similar to Zuko’s arc from ATLA season 3 and 4. Aziraphale has to see from within the toxicity and wrongness of Heaven. (at least this is kind of my theory, sorry for rambling)

Again, I completely understand and respect your dislike of the season. Different people like different things. I just don't want you to write the show off too hastily. I really hope I didn't came on too strong and rude (if I did, know it wasn't my intention, sorry).

Okay, bye.

Thank you for being so polite and objective about it! Again, publishing some views from the other side. The landlord thing I was honestly half-joking too -- it's just fun to make fun of landlords (they're David Tennant's archnemesis, amiright /j), and honestly I can maybe see Aziraphale being enough of a bastard to do that 😂

I don't agree that "season 2 is just a bridge" because what happened this season didn't make them have no progression or stayed in the place at the end of season 1/the book -- it actively changed a lot of things. Like I said, a big one for me is Aziraphale and Crowley knowing each other as angels. That changed the beginning of the book and S1 and nothing they can do in season 3 is going to backtrack that. Getting the South Downs Cottage isn't really my ultimate goal -- I want the story, themes and vibe to feel really Good Omens, and this season just isn't doing it for me. Of course we may have different understandings of Good Omens, and I also respect that other people can have their own opinions. Thank you for understanding and respecting my dislike, you didn't come off as rude, but I'm just completely checked out now.

#ask #good omens critical #good omens season 2 #gos2 spoilers #I did see your other ask as well...getting to that one later #long post

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recurring-polynya · 11 months

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Writing/Art Update 5/23/2023

Short update because I am tired.

I guess it took until I actually finished *posting* the fanfic before the post-project completion bad times hit, but I have really just been overwhelmed and stressed out for the past two weeks or so. It's not like I really have anything of priority that I'm behind on, but I feel incredibly behind on everything, and I'm trying to get caught up (and not doing very well at it.)

I did finish posting go places, so please check that out if you haven't already (and you want to, obvs). I've been working on an errata post for the purposes of crediting all the Tumblr posts that went into making it, and it's taking way longer than I expected and reads like the literature search section of a master's thesis. Nobody wants this, but I am in too deep now to stop.

I drew a smooching pic for the Renruki Kiss Day event on Twitter. I won't say I like it, but it was hard and I did it, and I suppose that counts for something. I think I'd like to experiment with developing a simpler style, because I feel like I could work faster and get better at things like gesture if I could separate that out from all the time I spend on crap like anatomy and lighting. On the other hand, I haven't wanted to do any of the art things I keep saying I want to do, so we'll see how that goes.

What I want to do (in theory), is write, but I have not been writing because I'm trying to catch up on other things that are not relevant to this writing/art update. I did my sentence-a-day for a few days, but I also missed it a few days. I just have too many things going on, and I need to clear a few out before I can really get back into the writing headspace. I am also sort of rolling around what I want this fanfic to be in my head, which is important, even though I hate it. (No plan!! Only write!!!) I spent most of the week on one scene, and the it kept developing in a direction where Byakuya is going to end up Interjecting Himself a lot, which, on one level, sounds great, but on the other hand, I have this note that I put in my outline six months ago that says: "Byakuya - Byakuya is here. This is NOT a Byakuya story. He has taken over my last two stories. He is here for comedy and wingmanning ONLY." I read that note and I feel like I am Aragorn touching the ground and murmuring "a great battle was fought here." I mean. It was. I was there. It was my battle. I wrote that note. I know that if I let Byakuya take over my fanfic, it will end up 100k *again* and will be absolutely torture to write and also I want Renruki to get their shit together by themselves, I know they can do it, but on the other hand, it's really hilarious when Byakuya gets lost in the sauce, amiright? I think I am actually going to defer this decision and try to write some later stuff and see how it goes, assuming I manage to get back to writing at all this coming week. :P

This did not actually turn out to be a short update. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#writing update #art update

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hyperfixated-fan · 1 year

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Thoughts on the 2022 MH Movie

Alrighty, I think I’ve observed enough to throw my thoughts out into the fandom. Obviously, everything g1 reigns supreme in my heart and I personally was not a fan of g2, but g3 seems to be relatively okay so far. Like it’s barely passing, but it’s passing. Don’t worry, I’ll try not to be a scathing or anything, just my random thoughts and opinions.

Now, the movie. Oof. In general, I am not a fan of live action movies and think animated media is the way to go, especially with a show like Monster High that has so many unique character designs, models, and powers. With animation, the show has the ability to get kooky and freaky with its characters’ emotions and powers without it looking tacky or cringy on low-budget CGI and actors. That being said, the Monster High movie was okay, very average.

What I liked or thought was okay:

Going in and watching it, I had to constantly remind myself that g3 is a reboot. Thus, I need to disconnect all I knew about previous incarnations and just observe these characters as separate. That definitely made the watching experience more enjoyable.

I thought the actors did okay and worked well with what they were given, which wasn’t a lot but they worked with it. The dances were hilarious. Some of those backup dancers were putting their heart and soul into their moves. XD

The movie was okay plot wise. Very generic but I was able to follow along and it set a decent basis for the new g3 material and lore.

Frankie. G1 Frankie never was my favorite character because she was such a plain main character, but I really love movie Frankie. Their quirkiness is one of the very few saving graces of the movie. I was afraid they would come off as annoying but I genuinely loved their scenes.

Now, I must admit, I am a greater fan of side characters in most shows than main characters, Abbey being no exception in MH. I personally loved her design and costume. Her hair! I love it! One of the few looks in the movie that were good in my opinion. Also, just the sheer joy and relief at seeing her back after g2 wiped her away. (a huge reason the g2 movies sucked.) (the g2 series was acceptable in my book since those included her)

Those tiny blink and you’ll miss it moments of Heath and Abbey interacting in the background is what kept me going through this movie.

The songs. The only other saving grace besides Abbey and Frankie. I must admit, I generally enjoy musicals so that gets a pass from me. Once again, pretty generic but they’ve all got good voices. Coming Out of the Dark and the Three of Us were my favorites.

Personality-wise, Draculara was okay and her outfit was pretty cute. You just have to remember to separate g1 Draculara in your mind from what we have now. I kind of like the perfectionistic pressure we see her getting from her dad. A very basic trait but I like it because it’s relatable for most perfectionists (me).

Clawdeen’s dad is so sweet and supportive. One of the best original things to come out from the movie.

What I disliked:

While the overall plot was passable, there were so many things that didn’t make sense.

like half human, half werewolf? Really?! Why? She’s 75% human? There was no point!

Also, that whole skatepark scene that shows Clawdeen’s ears? I guarantee no human would’ve batted an eye about that. I just found that whole scene ridiculous.

Monsters hate witches and witchcraft? Frick Casta Fierce, amiright.

but then Cleo mentions she did magic when she used to be human? Like, what?

Then there’s Draculara, a vampire, chilling over in the corner practicing witchcraft in the toilet. Huh? What correlation does she have to witchcraft?

Clawdeen x Deuce?! No. NO! Just absolutely NO!

The entire humans hate monsters thing and vice versa is such a flat plot point. So much for MH being accepting of everyone and their freaky flaws. I really miss that core message.

I seriously miss the variety of familiar characters. I get though that formulating costumes and renewing the rights to all their characters would be tedious, but still! Gimme all my babies back!

Isn’t Heath’s actor older than most of the cast? He definitely looks it.

I’m kinda between on this but I mostly dislike that it’s reminiscent of Disney Descendants quality but on an even cheaper budget. Did they have to do the choreography like that?

Cleo and Deuce break up is a major hate factor for me. There wasn’t enough elaboration or reason given. WHY?!

Also, where are Cleo’s bandages???

Lagoona. I know a lot of the fandom disliked the entire revamp. It’s not my favorite, but I don’t completely despise it. I think they should’ve renamed her to just be a completely different character or Lagoona’s cousin or something.

The Jekyll and Hyde villain was not it. Did not really enjoy it but at least he had reasonable motives I guess. Like, it’s heavily implied his dad got lynched, pretty gutsy move.

Also, the villain power up climax was really anticlimactic for me. Like he drinks the potion and has the ability to take everyone’s powers and no one runs away! The farthest they run is outside. Then, they all just stand there and talk it out and Komos stands there all powered up doing nothing. Bro, if they don’t have the common sense to run, just attack already.

Ghoulia. They’ve massacred my poor girl. I don’t know what else to say. (Not blaming the actress at all.)

Well, that’s all I can think about right now. I’ll probably share my thoughts on the animated series later.

#mh #monster high #monster high 2022 #monster high g3 #monster high movie #cleo de nile #deuce gorgon #clawdeen wolf #draculaura #frankie stein #lagoona blue #abbey bominable #ghoulia yelps #monster high komos

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telemna-hyelle · 2 years

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Headcanons: Lullaby?

I assume by the use of the name Lullaby we're talking strictly LU, so here we go

Headcanon A: realistic

Well, I think this counts as realistic? Anyway, I like to imagine that at this point in time, Lullaby is either married or engaged (i mean Dusk had to come from somewhere amiright). I even have a headcanon as to who her fiance/husband is--the younger brother of the current Queen of Labrynna. It might have started out as a more of a political alliance arrangement, but they're becoming quite close.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

Lullaby is very proud of Link now being a partner in a successful business, and has decreed that the castle shall only buy milk and cheese from Lon Lon. She also regularly talks Lon Lon Ranch up, like she'll be sitting there at a formal dinner with foreign dignitaries and say things like "Do you like your cheese? It comes from Lon Lon Ranch, they have the finest cheese in all the world, and their prices are amazing. They also supply milk, and there's nothing like Lon Lon milk to rejuvenate you after a long day--"

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

Well besides some ~very spoilery~ hcs, there's my thought that Lullaby only has very fractal memories of what happened in OoT. The reason this is a problem is because she feels like a failure because she doesn't know enough to properly (in her estimation) support Time and be his friend. It's a constant needling thought in the back of her mind--first, she's the one to blame for no one remembering him, and second--she can't even be there for him as a friend should be.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

Lullaby knows Time has... issues with the Master Sword, but she feels bad for it. So she'll go sometimes and just... sit by the pedestal and do some paperwork or something, so Fi doesn't feel lonely.

#lu lullaby #hc ask game #lu-four my beloved

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angelicamerlinbarnes · 3 years

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Sometimes when I’m sad I just think about the Jedi Council finding out about Anakin’s secret marriage and calling him to a meeting and being like “yo Anakin we know about your secret marriage” and he’s like “oh shit what” and they’re like “yeah blah blah blah marriage blah blah blah Jedi Code blah blah blah Padme” and Anakin’s face contorts from controlled blankness to a little expression I like to call what the fuck and he just blurts “I’m not married to Padme” and they’re like “what yeah you are” and he’s like “no gross she’s like my sister” and this entire thing evolves into a huge chaotic screaming match until suddenly Obi-Wan bolts up from his seat and while sweating profusely and panicking just shrieks “I DID IT I MARRIED HIM” and the entire Council just goes silent until finally Mace Windu (and only Mace Windu) stands up, clears his throat, opens his mouth, and says…

“You all owe me twenty bucks.”

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bonesandthebees · 3 years

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uhhh so fuck twitter amiright? I'm very happy for tommy to take a break from that shitfest like god the kid deserves it

anyway because twitter is an absolute inescapable hellhole that decided to be even WORSE than usual today i'm here to provide you with some random notes about why tommyinnit is one of my favorite cc's because we need more tommy pos tonight

- obviously he's hilarious, he's such a natural born entertainer who knows exactly how far to go to get his audience to laugh and isn't afraid to use himself as the butt of the joke

- he's an amazing actor who isn't afraid to really throw himself into his character and has made a character with some of the best representation of trauma that I've seen in any piece of media

- he's just!! a sweet kid!! sure he has the tommyinnit persona of being obnoxious and a little shit but he's actually so nice like every time I remember that time Puffy said Tommy randomly joined her and Sapnap's vc just to say good morning and that he hoped they were doing alright just makes me smile like what a sweet dude

- his vlogs are just. so funny. like the chaos in all of them combined with tommy's determination to never let embarrassment get in the way of a funny bit makes them so entertaining to watch

- along with that the vlogs are also fun because it's so obviously just him wanting to have a fun time with his friends!! he's just a teenager goofing off with his buds and I love watching the vlogs because it reminds me of doing fun stuff like that with my friends when I was his age

- also I love watching him get so hyped every time Lovejoy comes up like he's so excited about Wilbur's band and it's just always such good vibes

#tommy pos #tommyinnit pos #tommyinnit #mcyt #dream smp #i usually dont do these type of posts but yknow what! fuck twitter!#also if you are a refugee from twitter you are safe now my sweet child #my post

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in-tua-deep · 3 years

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Ok I totally want to hear more about this survivors au/Delores is real! How do the siblings handle having this different version of Five? Five may be better adjusted but he still has to heard his family around like a bunch of stray cats. What happens when Hazel and Cha Cha show up? How do they find out that Vanya causes the apocalypse and how does Five handle that revelation?!

here is the thing, i think the survivors au has the potential to be HILARIOUS

no one knows how to handle a well-adjusted five, and this absolutely includes the commission

So you mentioned Hazel and Cha-Cha?? Five in this au was not nearly as absolutely feral as he is in the show bc he knows how to interact with people - he was raised by a competent adult and a weird best friend and they occasionally saw other survivors as well

please picture old Five hanging around the water cooler and chatting with Hazel

the other funny thing is that Five is competent passing - he is well adjusted emotionally but functionally?? Hazel is out there complaining about dental being cut and office parties and budgets and Five is there sipping his drink having never filed taxes in his life. Five doesn't know what the fuck a dental plan is, he was a child soldier and then lived in an apocalypse.

So please picture for me Hazel being like "okay I know corporate wants us to keep what we're being paid to ourselves but fuck that, workers unite, what do you get paid as a legend old timer?"

and five is like "you're getting paid? i get to not get tossed back into the apocalypse, I think"

"but what about expense forms? what about medical care?"

"I'm like 80% sure i'm being experimented on, actually." Five says nonchalantly, "Don't get me wrong, my idea of medical care is fucked by being a child soldier but I'm pretty sure regular people don't have electrodes attached to their heads every time they get a checkup. Could be wrong though! My ex-dad used to monitor my brainwaves while I slept so like, my idea of appropriate shit is fucked, you know?"

This is a Five who was raised by Rick, he is polite to his coworkers. If Dot asked him if he wanted to grab lunch, Five would have gone and grabbed lunch with her or politely said that he couldn't.

Cha Cha only ever talks to Five when she wants to talk shop, so they've had a couple of conversations about weapons but not much else tbh, Hazel just tends to be more personable

So when they're sent after Five, Hazel is much more hesitant to kill who he perceives as a "work friend" and also is definitely thinking about all the times Five casually revealed a way the commission was being highkey shady about him, such as the potential experimentation, no pay, working under duress etc. He's much more easily turned against the commission because he's even more primed to say "fuck the commission" than he is in canon

Hazel out here like "how did Five break his contract when Five wasn't even being paid? I kind of want to read it."

Hazel out here like "I would unionize if I didn't think the commission was anti-union enough to send literal assassins after me if I suggested it :/"

meanwhile with the siblings

Five just. talks over them a lot and makes so much sense that it's actually really hard to argue with him, and he's weirdly considerate of his family's obligations

Like Diego is like "i have to go see Patch" then Five is like "that's great I'm proud of you buddy, it would actually be really handy to have some law enforcement read into the situation if you think she's up to the task. that goes for everyone by the way! If y'all have people you trust, more bodies would be super helpful I think"

the entire family, collectively, who have like zero trusted social links: uhhhhhhhh

Diego, with this weird permission, probably?? Does? Awkwardly attempt to read Patch into the situation? Patch is, obviously, like "what the fuck, Diego" but probably goes with him to the mansion (????????) because she's concerned and then meets his fucking whacko family with their superpowers and suddenly everything is 100% more realistic

Five is just like "yes hello I'm aware I look like a child, i'm actually in my late 50s or early 60s (apocalypse time amiright) because of time travel stuff. Yes I am Five Hargreeves who went missing in like 2002 or whatever. anyway it's lovely to meet you, i'm so glad diego has someone he trusts, and considering my sibling's shifty looks when i told them to invite anyone they trusted this genuinely makes me concerned that Diego is the most socially well-adjusted of them."

"That cannot be possible." Patch says, like someone who has met Diego Hargreeves.

"You haven't met the rest." Five says sympathetically, "In our defense we were raised in isolation as child soldiers."

"That... explains so much." Is all Patch can say to that, "But you seem..."

"I'm adopted." Five waves away.

"We're ALL adopted." Diego grits out, very aggrieved by this and also not sure if he likes the fact that Patch seems friendly with Five, or at least is listening to him?

"I'm double adopted."

However! With the recruitment of Patch, herding Diego becomes like 90% easier.

Honestly the worst to herd are probably Luther and Allison? Luther because he's Number One and resents Five taking charge and also resents Five's casual dismissal of Reginald and also suspects that Five (or at least the commission) has something to do with Reginald's death?

Allison because she is torn between following Luther and helping him and helping Five but also calling Patrick and Claire at every possible moment while ALSO trying to repair her relationship with Vanya. She's flighty - she'd bail on a Five-apocalypse-assignment if Vanya mentioned being hungry or if Luther called or anything like that

Vanya likes to be included and, if asked, would probably drop as many current obligations as she can. Like she would probably cancel her teaching if Five genuinely and sincerely asked her for her help, which he does because he's 100% sure Dolores would manifest in front of him and smack him if he dared even imply someone without powers wouldn't be helpful

Vanya is like "I'm not sure if i'll be helpful - I don't have powers ):" and Patch is like "wtf are you talking about - my superpowers are Gun, Backup, and Reading Comprehension and i am like the most useful member of this team right now"

Vanya gets a confidence boost just from hanging out with Patch honestly, I think they should be friends

Klaus is thrilled to be included are you kidding?? He says he does it for money but he's just happy to be there and also as one of the most emotionally intelligent siblings he is mildly concerned about the fact that Five looks like he's about to cry and also emotes

Five also gives Klaus positive reinforcement, hugs, and Five absolutely weaponizes the I'm not mad, but I believe that you can do better and I'm going to give you more chances because I love you and fully believe that next time you'll be amazing way that Rick used on him.

I feel like Five ends up saying something along the lines of "I understand that x is really important, and we're definitely going to look into it. Is it something that needs to be addressed right now, or is it something that can wait until after April 1st? If it can wait, I can write it down here on this list so we don't forget. If it can't wait then we can figure out a time to address it and help you" a lot

Like Grace malfunctioning and potentially killing Reginald?

"We don't have to make this decision right now." Five says patiently, "Because Grace is a robot, we have some options. Living with a robot who is potentially malfunctioning and homicidal is dangerous, but Luther saying that means admitting that Reginald might have made a mistake or error with Grace's programming or upkeep. I haven't been here for a long time, but I remember Reginald being very precise. Regardless, this isn't a choice between permanently shutting her off or not. We can shut her down temporarily until we can fully address the issue. We can ask and see if there is a 'system reboot' option or some sort of system check that Grace can undergo. We can try find and hire an expert to take a look at her programming to find the issue."

Five gives this speech while like, organizing the weaponry in the house on a table very nonchalantly

Five out here making buzzer noises at his siblings arguments like "yeah no that's a false dichotomy and a strawman's argument, want to try again?"

(Look apocalypse nights were long and they had games that were literally about arguing pointless shit like ranking types of chairs or the best way to break out of a prison without powers and things could get heated)

"Who died and made you boss?" Luther demands.

"Uh, the world? Were you not listening?" Five asks, looking very purposefully confused.

It gets even MORE delightful when Five reads Rick into the situation because a) he promised and b) his siblings really have like, no connections jeeze

Rick fully believes that this is his son from the future, like Five introduced himself, but Five skipped out on a few key details. Such as being adopted.

So Rick spends a solid chunk of time just staring at Five, who looks basically nothing like him, trying to think like, who is his mother ???? if we save the world will Five stop existing? why would I name my child 'Five'? Does everyone have powers in the future? was there like... a radioactive apocalypse? would radiation give future humans superpowers? when did my life turn into a comic book? am i even allowed to ask these questions? will knowledge of the future fuck things up?

and then when Five comes back and is like "what is up everyone this is my dad Rick who will be joining us, he doesn't have any memories of me thanks to time travel but if anyone is mean to him i WILL kneecap them"

"Your DAD?"

Five does kidney punch Klaus for saying that Rick is a DILF but otherwise everyone just is like, warily looking at this Normal Dad Man in confusion because?? This is the dude who raised Five, who they watched take out like an entire commission team by himself yesterday? He looks so. Normal.

Rick is very confused and like, wonders if he's supposed to be the team mascot? But Five keeps involving him and asking his opinion and in return Rick enforces snack breaks and makes everyone sandwiches and has gentle talks with everyone

Every time Five notices someone about to blow he just lovingly makes sure that that person is alone in a room with Rick

Luther ends up crying on the sofa with Rick gently patting his back as Rick calmly states that Luther seems like he's put a lot of time and effort into his family and making his father proud and that since Reginald isn't here to say it, Rick will have to be the one to say that he's proud and that they've been dropped into a difficult and stressful situation - so soon after Reginald's death when they're still grieving! - and he's doing so well

Luther, experiencing unconditional positive paternal regard for the first time in his life: i don't know why i'm crying so much

honestly this is just a comedy of juggling the gang, having impromptu therapy sessions and discussions, investigating the apocalypse and the eye, leonard trying to meet vanya continuously and failing because she's constantly surrounding by family or rick/patch, the commission trying their best to bust up the dream team/isolate Vanya/kill or remove Five, while Hazel lives out his romcom dreams with Agnes and also says "fuck the commission"

#HUH?#survivors au #well adjusted five au #long post #far tua long #five recruits rick to be team dad #rick is DEEPLY confused #but he's the kind of person that rolls with it #dolores probably ends up tagging along as well on at least one occasion #dolores and patch bond #five pretends that dolores is a new sibling and not his dolores #five calls rick 'dad' and it messes with everyone else #patch is on team fuck-the-apocalypse(-and-reginald)#vanya is never alone so fuck leonard #five finds out that vanya causes the apocalypse and is like #vanya: HUH?#luther: maybe we should lock vanya up -#rick: are there are any other possible actions that might be more appropriate in this situation?#vanya: i could try get more meds to take and we could address the powers thing after april 1st #vanya immediately gets validated that reginald sucks #even luther who has had multiple conversations with rick is like 'dad... didn't always make the best choices...'#everyone: :0 #hazel doesn't kill patch so he probably joins team anti-apocalypse at some point #hazel: why are you a child #five: oh you know i'm young at heart and all that #OH forgot to mention one of the main differences in this au is that five like properly grew up this time #so while he is inconvenienced by his body he's not so deeply uncomfortable or angry about it #just resigned #'this might as well happen' - five #five probably makes jokes about it as well

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babymilkawa · 3 years

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I’ve been binge reading your content bc it’s amazing🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️Can you do the kuroo, bokuto, Osamu with a s/o who is 5’1 with an rbf abd attitude but is also sweet & clingy and would totally help a person in need👩🏻‍🦯👩🏻‍🦯👩🏻‍🦯

Omg ty 🤧🤧 enjoy <33

scary but sweet s/o headcanons with:

kuroo tetsuro, bokuto kotaru, miya osamu

gn!reader :)

kuroo testuro

so a lot of people take one glance at you and shy away

you honestly look like you would kill anyone who would enter your 10 meter circle HAHAH

Kuroo gets a kick out of that tho

he loves that people find you intimidating even though you’re like tiny compared to him

he thinks you're adorable

and he loves seeing their surprised faces when you hand him a water bottle or a towel with a smile

you don’t act much different in front of the team

only those who know you really well know that you’re actually very fun to be around

you’re not the team’s manager but there have been so many times where you’ve walked in with a box of snacks, filled with each player’s favorite

when you first met the team, Yamamoto was all “I don’t like the face they’re giving me, are they always like this?”

and kuroo’s just laughing and shrugging, not wanting to spoil the fun by telling him that you can be an angel sometimes

he doesn’t really need to tell people that you’re actually very nice

you’ve proven it yourself, it’s just that on the surface you can look a bit scary

he doesn’t intrude unless people are straight up trash talking to you

then you can see him looming over them, telling them that they’re sh*tty ppl for judging someone based on how they look

but if you’re there when it happens, he’ll let you handle it

lmao imagine him lifting you up so you can punch their face at their level adhjkdhKAJHJDF

your height difference..is just..so cute..

im average height but I haven’t had any friends that tower over me to give me those warm bear hugs shdfjh sad life

bokuto kotaru

doesn’t get why ppl would see you as intimidating

like LOOK AT MY PRECIOUS Y/N AWW UR SO CUTE SQUISH SQUISH

yea he’ll squish your cheeks, rub his face on yours and people fear for his life

*dramatic intake of breath* “bokuto!”

but instead you smile up at him and kiss kiss fall in love! dudududu <- if u kno where that’s from come and collect ur kith 😤

HAHHAHDSJH

BUT IT’S HILARIOUS OMG

JUST IMAGINE YOU STANDING NEXT TO HIM LIKE >:( while he’s several heads taller than you all 😄🌈💝💫

when he’s in emo mode...most ppl would think that you’d ask him to suck it up

but you’re rather patient and kind to him

you make fukurodani’s team look menacing but you get their ace out of his moods

they couldn’t be more grateful

gives Akaashi some time off too 🥱

mans not getting paid enuf for playing nanny

if anyone ever talks trash about the team, you’re kicking their kneecaps off

that’s just how it is 🤷🏽‍♀️

same if they make fun of your height

bUT AWW WAIT ANOTHER IMAGINE

LIKE IMAGINE THEM WINNING A GAME, U RUN TOWARDS BOKUTO AND HE PUTS U ON HIS SHOULDERS THATS SO CUTE AHDFKJH

bokuto calls you baby owl

the rest of the team calls you mother owl WAIT NO THATS AKAASHI AHSH

ugh but I love how he can just wrap himself around you and you’re completely hidden

BEAR HUGS COME AND GET EM

miya osamu

you get teased a lot by atsumu and that always triggers a fight with them both

Obvi u know it’s playful banter

Samu will just lean his arm on your head sometimes

you duck out of the way before he can even graze a strand on your head and he goes crashing down

it’s hilarious cuz he’s tryna hide his pout

if sumu does that to you, he’s immediately whining T-T

but of course with osamu u can always make it up to him with cuddles

honestly, you scare your boyfriend’s brother sometimes

he’ll be teasing you and you turn around with that look and he’s got ants crawling on his skin

but o man with osamu, if he overworks himself, he’ll literally dread seeing your look of disapproval

if looks cud kill amiright

but you still tend to his wounds and make sure he’s taking care of himself

even if you look like you’re this 🤏🏻close to strangling him

ugh don’t even get me started on his fans

some of them are cowards obviously, they’ll whisper behind their back like “who do they think they are,,acting all cocky like that just because osamu asked them out..hmph”

ladies woah better watch that mouth of yours

u don’t want ur dear osamu to hear you

he will give them a look equivalent to ur rbf

power couple les go

a/n: requests are open! hope u liked it :)

haikyu!! masterlist

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knox-enden · 3 years

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I’m on my Twin Aus Arc so listen to me as a I burst out in Twin Possibilities-

Wilbur & Techno Twin Duo - Pretty standard, safe bet

Techno & Niki Twin Duo - Pink Haired Buff Twins, could destroy god if wanted to

Wilbur & Ghostbur Twin Duo - Underrated, need more of it, it’s so good

Awesamdude & Sam Nook Twin Duo - Listen- Awe’sahm and Sum’Knook are their actual names, but everyone just kinda calls them both Sam. Because Creeper names are apparently hard to pronounce.

Wilbur & Eret Twin Duo - LISTEN, they have some pretty good twin material

Purpled & Tommy Twin Duo - I just want feral twins man. They’re competitive as heck with one another and that would be hilarious.

Dream & Punz Twin Duo - They both try and one up each other, but it’s mostly Dream, and Punz always somehow comes out top no matter what and it annoys Dream to no end. They always argue about who’s oldest. (It’s Punz)

Foolish & Dream Twin Duo - The vibes man. Also- Foolish on his Emo arc in his highschool years while Dream is on his Football arc. Opposite twins amiright?

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i'm sending in bad buddy asks because brain rot amiright. do you have any waikorn headcanons? I'm in love with your pranpa headcanons and these are my trash besties

hiiii!! i'm glad u liked my pranpa hcs i'm in love w them too 😌 but wow. i've literally never had a single wai thought since ep 8 that isn't fuck 😭😭 as a romantic ship if i have any bbs ship i hate its waikorn. or anything w wai. i just can't stand the dude and i don't think korn deserves such shit. as friends thou. i love their current dynamic. how p'aof used that to subvert the all women r heteros and all men r mlm trope in bl shows. (maybe the point of making us hate wai so much was so that the audience would for a change hate a man for getting in btw women huh.)

ok but srsly the whole joke relationship thing they have going on is hilarious. from canon we know pran doesn't share too much w wai so while he does know their families are enemies, he probably doesn't know that pranpat have been acting since. forever. and so to them its like the two ppl who hate each other the most became lovers. and the next duo that hate each other the most (seemingly. korn really doesn't seem to give a fuck.) become an inside joke.

like pranpat hate hiding, their friends likely struggle w the same but bc they can't out them, KornWai becomes a Thing. every time they wanna tease pranpat about smth but they can't in public, these two will do a roleplay, enacting exactly what they caught (or imagined) pranpat doing (Maybe exaggerating a bit) and pranpat & ink are the only ones who get the joke. the other boys first laugh their asses off. then they laugh like haha you guys are joking right fjskkfs then they laugh awkwardly like haha you guys are joking right? (i mean. its pranpat they're intimidating. even if its overacting it must be some mushy, deep, romantic stuff, how long r ppl gonna watch u come up w elaborate scripts and not. question it.)

ink has recordings of these her and pranpat call their bl play. pha directs them a couple times to amplify the taunting (how could she ever miss out on harassing her brothers) and realizes she really likes directing. the other well. the others have no fucking clue what to say to them anymore or even to laugh bc they don't know if these guys r seriously in love or joking or both and they don't wanna hurt their friends so they steer clear of them. pran and pat are the infamous exes ppl would generally avoid, but its the sight of korn and wai together that makes the rest of the gang scram. for the longest time, even their prospective lovers don't make moves bc they have no fucking clue if kornwai is real or not. korn's gf even breaks down crying once bc korn confesses to her drunk and she thinks she homewrecked them.

#see i wrote a bunch of kornwai hcs but now im attached to a new character #korn's gf #ik he got a lovely girl #probably someone as thick headed as him #imagine how long it must have taken them to get together #anyway i hope u liked these #and ilyy for sending the ask this is literally my first time thinking about kornwai #bad buddy #bad buddy series #kornwai #answers #grapejuicegay #my headcanons

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awee-struck · 3 years

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ok ok ok i am aware it's a bit late for buzzfeed au ideas B U T....what if the reason Tim believes in ghosts and stuff and starts buzzfeed unsolved supernatural is BECAUSE when jason was a ghost and dead would mess around with Tim as the new robin kinda non-chalantly. like with Bruce in Gotham knights awhile back. (i am aware those mightve been hallucinations i dont remeber well.) but the vibe of that. only problem is he doesnt rlly appear for tim so its just a ghost things happen situation and now hes believer etc. (he doesnt know its jason) so now, present tim and jason todd are hilariously hunting for.....jason todd. AND THEY DINT EVEN KNOW LOL . meanwhile jason the entire time in very much shane fashion is like "that didnt happen. i dont believe in ghosts" when in fact, he was the ghost. sorry if this doesnt make sense

the comic panel i referenced

for you my guy, it's never too late (i'm also extremely honored my crack videos have helped to inspire a whole ass au for you 0.0)

ok ok so i haven't actually read that far into the gotham knights issues eek BUT i think i can get a grip on this wonderful idea......

now i'm imagining ghost jason trying so hard to freak tim out (maybe enough to get the poser to fuck off) but at first it just. doesn't phase him at all. mostly because all jason can manage pulling off are stupid things like blowing tim's cape into his face on a windless night ten times over, or making his computer bug out and crash in the middle of case work (or perhaps cracking tim's door open before he gets back home from patrol, fully geared up,,, you know, just in case a certain dad wants to walk in and check on his "totally not a vigilante" son) BUT all tim has to say about this stuff for a while is "meh should probably sleep more" until jason, purely out of annoyance, starts doing the most stereotypical paranormal activity shit possible like flipping lights on and off or knocking shit over, not even expecting tim to notice because really how can you notice that but not someone rearranging your utility belt everyday? tim goes apeshit, like full on it's always sunny moment with the conspiracy board, the rest of the fam is thinking of staging an intervention. jason eats this up.

and i'm also gonna operate under the assumption that when jason comes back, much like in his death, he's just looking to fuck with tim saying he doesn't believe which,, LOL i love it. in this au i am electing to ignore that jason tried to kill tim because ghost jason had too much fun messing with him (and if he's being honest, being a ghost was scary as shit so the outlet was appreciated) cue a team up for a case or something and tim eventually starts talking about his ghost experience and how it's been oddly absent. and what is jason if not an opportunist, amiright?? long story short jason totally signs himself up for brother bonding time by way of hunting ghosts and riling tim up by saying it's all bs. do u know how many new gadgets they've gotten bruce to reluctantly agree too "because it'll help on patrol" or how many visits to one john constantine (who totally knows what's up btw) they've arranged?? going to supposedly haunted areas in gotham, jason absolutely disregarding any and all advice they've been given and giving tim a fucking heart attack. (not to mention how many of these "investigations" have been interrupted by an actual fucking crime, resulting in a few rumors that robin screams like a girl — he does NOT, thanks so much) meanwhile every actual paranormal case ends up in the lap of literally any other batfam member

wow ok so this got out of hand sorry bout that mfaoooo but in my defense the idea just grabbed me and ran but THANK YOU this is absolutely hysterical and shane and ryan radiate jason and tim energy 100% thank u for coming to my tedtalk

#also bonus points if we're going with the whole 'shane (jason) is a totally a demon' thing #this is endlessly hilarious to think about #if i could draw or write decently this would be a full blown au #batfam buzzfeed unsolved au #batfam #jason todd #tim drake #txt post #hc #asks #she speaks for once

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kkoongiee · 3 years

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txt reactions — you get hurt ‹𝟹 ft. emotional txt

## angst % gn!reader % wc: 871 [ cursing, mentions of sasaengs, assault, broken bones, blood, kissing ]

yeonjun got a call midday, which was from u and he initially ignored it simply because he was busy af, but he receives two more before picking up. ‘yes, hello?’ it isn’t u but apparently a staff at a hospital, yeonjun dropping everything so quickly because holy shit ur in the hospital, HIS BABY IS INJURED 🥺🥺 he’s there in an instant, by ur side and he takes in the huge scrape by ur head thats half covered by a bandage n he presses a big kiss to it. yeonjun is like, ‘what did u do!!!!!!!’ ur pouty, ‘fell down the stairs on campus because of the ice...’ yeonjun remember telling u to put on different shoes so u would have less of a chance at falling on the slippery concrete. he’s honestly just GLAD that there is nothing else wrong with you & it’s just a scrape, though u did make that staff call because u r afraid of ur bf’s wrath.

so soobin is just chilling and waiting while u continue on cooking, vv tired after practice. ‘bin!!!!’ and he is up! ur eyes are all doey and he’s like ‘what!!’ ur finger has a prick of blood dripping down it and yep u sliced ur finger open 🧍 go u amiright? so he runs it under the water quickly and makes sure it’s clean n throws out the food that he presumes has ur blood lingering amongst it. bin wants nothing more than for u to relax and he orders food because he wants to LOVE ON U 🥺 so he will give u the prettiest bandaid because he knows that bandaids r ugly sometimes. soobin is vv nice and attentive despite the fact he lets u lead the relationship when it comes to ur health and how u feel, soobin makes sure that u will always be taken care of. it’s all this boy wants is for his beloved to be safe & happy!!!

beomgyu was one of the last ones to know, sleeping soundly bc he got to go back earlier. u were having one of ur biggest performances, but things didn’t go according to plan. he comes in to ur room, mostly seeing things cluttered around and a stain of blood on the carpeting of ur room. beomgyu needed to grab some things for u, so he did. he was not prepared whatsoever to look at u. so when he got a good look of ur busted lip or the bruised jaw, as-well as the red eyes — everything in his hands fell to the floor and he almost collapsed at ur side in the hospital room. gyu really couldn’t believe that ur company didn’t protect u more, all he could do is cry at ur side. ‘it’s okay .. i’m fine, we’re gonna be alright ..’ he seemed to need more comfort than u on this, so u were going to comfort him. u held his hand with your frail one, hoping to make something good out of a bad situation.

taehyun was there when it happened, mostly because it was his fault :( well it wasn’t but he felt like it was :(( he was just trying to mess around n have some fun, but he was a little too rough with u n ultimately he ended up giving u a broken big toe 🥺 taehyun is SO SAD 😭 he feels so bad because its a BIG TOE and he knows it has to hurt so he’s trying to give u as many kisses as possible and he makes sure u dont move an inch!! ur fine totally, it hurts a little but u can still move :/ taehyun insists tho and will bring u everything. he’ll pull u into his arms and warm u up!! he’s acting as if u r dying and whatnot, but ur content with being babied by him — u rly like cuddling with him and it’s the best feeling .. also taehyun getting one of the boys to babysit you when he leaves to go do something 🧍 he is not letting u do ANYTHING without someone watching over you

huening kai is dating a very very clumsy person, resulting in ur broken arm .. u had broken the arm in two places and he currently had u sitting on his bed with the softest pillow under your bright purple cast .. he cant hold ur HAND like he does 😭 hyuka heart is BROKEN but he still loves u regardless and u guys will binge watch shows while u wait for your arm to heal up n the cast gets taken off.. ofc he carries a pen around for random people and the boys + himself to sign .. he is going to have so much fun with u and he helps out sm bc u can’t do shit since ur arm is broken .. cue huening kai struggling to hug u and then forgetting ur arm is broken when he goes in for a high five 😭 lmfaoo he’s hilarious when this happens ngl,, just always cheering u up!!! he learns a lot of things he hadn’t known abt, first being laundry and then dish washing or how to cook something home made 🧍 this boy is clueless but now is the best time to learn loloolol

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slashingdisneypasta · 4 years

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Hello! Can I request a headcanon where the queen of hearts (1951), Maleficent, Cruella, Shang yu and Yzma (separated) take care of a lost (orphaned) little girl (like 5-6) and adopted her as their own. Thank!

These were sooooo fun to think of, omg XD I feel all warm inside, thanks for the request! I hope you like it as much as I do ^^

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Cruella DeVille (You can imagine either animated, OUAT or live action Cruella, but I liked this gif ^^):

· Cruella, is more of a… fun, rich aunt. You know, when you can post the child back to its parents any time you like with a sugar high and new Xbox?

· But, as the capable entrepreneur and businesswoman that she is, she rises to the challenge of ‘parenting’, when the stinky orphaned girl living on the streets (You, obviously) show potential in the fashion industry.

· She takes you right to the adoption agency, picks you up and plops you on the counter like a pair of shoes and asks how much you cost. You just smile sweetly, like the most adorable munchkin ever despite the off way your new caregiver handles you, and the agent has some reservations, of course, but Cruella’s able to speed up the adoption process with her connections and her money.

· Your relationship at first is similar to Oswald Cobblepot and Martin’s. And if you haven’t watched Gotham, I’ll explain; Sort of distant, but the adult is trying at least. They’re just not used to having a pre-teen around. And, somehow, they’re making the child feel more understood and taken care of then anyone else ever has, despite both parties’ reservations.

· Slowly you bond (Over fashion, obviously) and Cruella turns into, honestly, a pretty good mum (For a villain who wants to kidnap puppies from her friend and make a coat for herself out of them, anyway). She learns to not gag when your shows are on the telly, she takes more time off work to take care of you and turn up to your school things (Like parent-teacher interviews, concerts, art exhibitions, and assemblies if you’re going to get an award- she even makes artful collages out of your work on the fridge), and you two even learn how to cook some easy dinners together.

· (Cruella can cook, I think, but I can imagine they’re more fancy stuff that a kid really isn’t interested in)

· You’re a two-person team kind of family.

· She doesn’t like you to be around Jasper and Horace because their stupidity and lack of fashion sense could be contagious.

· For the longest time, you just call her Cruella… until one day she says she loves you (Which is visibly difficult for her. Not because the words aren’t true, but because she’s not sentimental) and you finally call her ‘Mum’.

Maleficent:

· You start following her around, lost and having decide the scary green lady with a cute bird pet is the one to go to for help. She tries to scare you off, but of course you’re already scared anyway! But not of her- of being left alone.

· So you keep following her through the forest, until you reach her castle and Diablo has become attached to you and is sitting on your shoulder instead of hers, nuzzling your little face.

· She leaves out some food for you for dinner and lays a clean blanket down on an abandoned bed in a random room down a dark hallway. It’s a spooky night, in that creepy castle… but the blanket smells like grass and you find that if you close your eyes and smoosh your face into it, you don’t think about the things that could be hidden in the dark. Also, Diablo comes in and keeps you company.

· Mal is sure that you’ll be gone the next day. That’s why she was so kind. She was sure you were just a determined straggler and if she offered you a home for a night, then you would be the fickle little child that you are leave without so much as a thank you the next day.

· But you don’t leave.

· And you do say thank you, and even make her a mud pie outside the castle.

· She gives you a bit of a smile (Not soft, because Mal is still an evil fairy, but it’s a refreshing look on a face that had been pinched the whole time), resigning to you. You’re all alone like her. Maybe it won’t hurt so much to let you stay.

· Okay, as a parent, Mal isn’t so bad. She settles into the pace easier than Cruella or Yzma, at least, and her lifestyle allows for a far stabler childhood for you then Shan Yu’s. Plus, she’s outwardly very calm, which is a huge improvement from if you were living under the Red Queens roof.

· Distracts you with magic when she’s busy or just when she wants to watch the awe in your face as you watch sparkles dance around the room like real life stars.

· Keeps you away from all her villainy- you don’t need to be messed up in all that. Basically no one except her crow knows you exist and she’d like to keep it that way.

Shan Yu:

· Shan Yu finds you after he pillages your village (And you’re the only survivor) and you followed along behind his men for a while until they noticed you. Which didn’t take long, of course, they’re a group of highly skilled Huns in the ways of hunting and warfare.

· He uses his noggin (A very good noggin. Much cleverness) and identifies the favourable factors to having a little girl with them. You’re unassuming, for one, and can be trained (And moulded) to be used as a diversion for them in the kind of situations in which brute force do not apply and wouldn’t be helpful.

· He also acknowledges the need to train the next generation into their image to continue the Huns control over China even after he passes away. So, off on the quest to take over China you go, with them.

· He is so big, that you can perch on his wide shoulder and he’ll be fine still marching along.

· He gets a bit soft when interacting with you. At least, he certainly doesn’t treat you like an adult because you of course aren’t one. He encourages your childish wonder and your playing around. He’ll even play eye spy with you as you travel, or play a little tug of war if you get a piece of fabric or rope (Yes, like a puppy) and he’s just sitting down chilling somewhere on a rest break or at camp, pretending that the game is actually a contest until he smirks and tugs just a tiny bit harder and you fall forward onto your face XD (He only uses one hand the entire time)

· He’s a really chill dad, really, despite the whole… killing everyone in your village… First impressions, amiright? XD

· The rest of his men either hate you with every fibre of their huge beings or love you even more, and that’s the tea. One of them once rolled you up in a blanket and strapped you to a horse so you would stop annoying them by running around in front of the mules. You decide whether this was one who hated you or loved you. (Another came along and put a roll of bread in your mouth so you could eat, but didn’t release you)

· You’ve also been tied (Safely and comfortably, yes but still tied with your feet off the ground) to a tree as a time out and dropped in lakes (Once they knew you could swim) to calm your shit when you got hyper.

· You sleep in Shan Yu’s tent until you’re like 14 and declares that you’re able to defend yourself and can kill a man, so he can keep you safe.

Queen of Hearts:

· Goodness, who let this woman adopt? (Well, I mean, no-one could stop her) Even Hades would be better, and he tried to have a baby assassinated.

· This woman would be unintentionally manipulative towards this child (Like Norma and Norman Bates. Jesus christ). Whenever the kid doesn’t do anything that she wants them to, she’ll get p i s s e d, and that might legitimately mess with the kids psyche. She won’t behead the lil girl, of course, which I guess is bit of a saving grace (she isn’t that cruel) here? But it’s definitely a good thing the gentle King of Hearts is around, to settle the flames and calm down his wife and new daughter when games go awry.

· (And ya’ll play lots of games. Some of the time, living with her and her husband as your parental figures is a dream for a little girl like you)

· She does try her very hardest to be kind and not to lose her temper, and it is made so much easier by the fact that you’re an innocent little girl (Younger than Alice was), and she’s very fond of you. So, in a way, adopting you is helping her with her issues, and by extension, helping the rest of Wonderland.

· You get a big fancy throne-like highchair at the royal dinner table.

· Your little family is a bit or very messy, but you are never not loved. You always know that you’re loved.

Yzma:

· When Yzma takes you in, its because Kronk discovered your little form sleeping in an alleyway and ran with you in his hands back to her, and BEGGED her. This sweetheart (Kronk, not Yzma) could not handle the knowledge that a little baby girl was abandoned and all alone on the streets. And Yzma’s the most well-off, influential person he knows! Of course he’s going to go to her for help.

· When she finally gives in, its because you called her pretty. She’s just like… pause… “Seems like an intelligent enough… eugh… child... Kronk come! We have to disinfect it.”

· Kronk rushes after Yzma, still holding you and clarifies for you: “She means a bath.”

· So, now, you have your protective, psycho, affection-challenged mother and your sweet, dumb, beloved… uncle. Yeah, uncle. We’ll go with uncle.

· Yzma takes a while to get used to you, and she’s very defiant against getting called ‘Mum’ or ‘Mother’ (Mama or Mummy have a more youthful feel, according to Yzma.), but she’s pretty immature due to her psychosis so she tends to blend well with your child personality.

· You laugh so much, with her. Most of the things she says are hilarious, especially when she’s exasperated and mutters about Kronk.

· She doesn’t want you to grow up without a brain like him (Or to mix with other children- she will not be dealing with chicken pox or nits. If you did get either of those things, she would be living in a full-on hazmat suit and spray everything you touch, and you. Kronk would end up getting the sickness because he gives you lots of hugs and takes care of you while you’re sick or you have the nits) so she gets you a home school teacher.

· On your birthday (They do the day Kronk found you if you don’t know it), Kronk wakes Yzma up at the buttcrack of dawn drags her along to set up the day for you. Including a treasure hunt, where its clear that Yzma wrote the clues because its very translucent through the sentences she wrote that she didn’t have coffee before writing them. Very bitter.

· She does want to make you happy though and buys you literally the best present for a child of that time. I don’t know what it is, but it’s the equivalent for them of a little car or coloured TV (Like the Barbie or Hot Wheel ones) for us. She’s so smug about it, too, like ‘Shove that up your 4 layer cake with different flavours, Kronk.’.

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shunsuiken · 4 years

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hi how bout headcanons of y/n and akaashi being each other's online crushes

THIS ONES REALLY CUTE AAAA thank u for requesting <3

akaashi and his s/o are each others online crushes.

so lets begin with how you guys discovered each other

akaashis the vice captain of fukurodani vbc and he likes to post instagram stories of bokuto spiking some balls

because their ace is the best ace amiright 🥰

he also likes to post videos of his members playing around

like konoha and bokuto having makeshift sword fights using brooms while washio stares at them confusedly in the distance

you end up coming across his instagram page because 1. its public 2. wtf hes so cute

so you decided to follow him!

you end up screaming literally three hours later because

akaashi

follows

you

back

you lowkey highkey went batshit crazy and your friend had to physically restrain you from throwing yourself out your window

whew sis youre whipped already 😳

and akaashi followed you back because he kinda recognised you from somewhere?? like he thinks hes seen you at a match before

like you were prolly in the seats, watching fukurodani go against, what hes assuming, is your high school vbc team

turns out hes right because once he checks your ig page out, you have some highlights under your bio and one of them said “vb matches 🏐”

so he taps on it and after about four stories, he sees his own uniform and the painful dump your highschool had pulled on fukurodani

akaashi literally gave himself a vibe check because he himself couldn’t actually fucking believe he was stalking your account

but the feelings mutual because you did too!

but you both don’t know that. duh

so you two obviously have never formally met before but i guess you guys can be called “online mutuals” since you guys often like each others photos

like you guys never miss to like a post when the other uploads one

and whenever you see akaashi’s @ pop up in your notifications board, you kinda just squeal and blush because omg.... the cute dude who you’ve never met before liked your photo.... again

(akaashi thinks you’re very cute, esp when you laugh... there was one post you uploaded and it was a photo of you mid laughing w a friend at a convenience store and he had a nosebleed at how cute & aesthetic you looked there)

(konoha was so concerned with akaashi’s flustered face it looked like he just made out with someone 💀)

you’re kinda curious as well like there hasn’t ever been a dude who is this consistent with liking your posts

and so early on when you’d just uploaded them 😳🤚🏼

you even experimented it at some point like the latest he would like one of your posts is thirty minutes

now now hunty its not just him whos guilty

because you are always there to watch his vbc videos whenever he posts on his story

is it weird to say you might have his story notifications on 👉🏼👈🏼 teehee

akaashi notices this whenever he checks his story views because your name is literally within the first fifteen ig @‘s

its also kinda confusing as well because you both don’t know if you hold anything mutual for each other even if you both pay attention to each others media pages often

cus that doesn’t guarantee anything mutual

but at some point konoha finds out about akaashi’s lil crush on you and discovers that its a lot worse than he thought LMAOO

so he and bokuto (because he obvi wants to help be a great wingman to his underclassmen) secretly take akaashis phone while hes changing and snap a quick selfie of themselves

they send it to you through your dms and the notification you see is literally “the user of this account has a crush on you”

[dinosaur screeching ensues]

and you reply back “???” because you’re like omg?? the feelings mutual??? but also like??? huh??

akaashi is yelling, there is chaos in fukurodani’s vbc clubroom and everyone else is in tears at how hilarious the situation is

“bokuto-san, konoha! what were you two thinking??1?1??1?1” akaashi’s swore hes never felt this panicked in his life

he sees your reply and he replies back saying “i’m sorry, my friends took my phone in secret.”

then you’re like :( was that just a prank? that was mean :( and you get kinda disappointed but before you can even reply back he literally speed types this:

“my friends aren’t wrong though”

WHAT

aha did he just confess his feelings????

then i guess it means its your turn! ;D

“👉🏼👈🏼 what if.... what if i also feel the same way??”

akaashi_has_stopped_working.exe

konoha and bokuto are liking the way akaashi’s face is smiling so brightly tho 😚 they know they Won

#Bokunoha1stWin 🏅

you and akaashi end up getting to know each other better, he also likes the way you use memes to express your feelings sometimes

its amusing and endearing at the same time

you also become confident enough to reply to his stories whenever he posts them, sparking more cute conversations with him

he also likes to ask you where you go on weekends since you always go to such cute and aesthetic places

you guys slowly become that pairing thats always matching with the cutest clothes during ‘hang-outs’ and when yall post these photos everyone in the comments are like 👀

and its only called ‘hang-outs’ cus yall haven’t made anything official yet

but you both know you hold each others hearts 🥰

#haikyuu!!#akaashi keiji #akaashi keiji x reader #akaashi x reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu fluff #akaashi fluff #hq x y/n #hq x reader #haikyuu headcannons #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu

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dextervexter · 2 years

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(honks car horn) tell me headcanons about pietro and wanda x men evolution!! (and also spare kurt headcanons if you have them)

waaa putting it under read more because damn i ended up doing a lot but THANK YOU for asking!!

Wanda-

Realistic Headcanon: She likes parks. there's a maintained freedom about them that soothes her. it's wide and open and easy to leave if she wants. there are tons of people, none of whom, are there to hurt her or talk to her. she can watch the water or the birds and feel like she's existing, and part of the world, rather than just watching it go by from her hospital window.

Hilarious but unrealistic Headcanon: she and pietro have an extremely annoying way of speaking to each other that's essentially a mess of unfinished sentences and gestures. despite time apart, they read each other perfectly and know what the other is trying to say. to others it looks like pantomime on acid. to them it's an argument of who finished the fruit loops and put the empty box back in the cabinet.

heart-crushing and awful Headcanon: Wanda struggles to learn how to trust and share herself with others. in the hospital, she wasn't allowed privacy or peace of mind. everything was invasive and demanding. getting out was equal parts freeing and horrific. she realized people weren't entitled to her personal thoughts and feelings, but if she wanted to be known, she'd have to give them up herself.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own: Wanda had a crush on Rogue for a little bit after first seeing her. Really, it was just Goth Solidarity she was experiencing, but this experience really helped her realize she might not be straight and also she should be brave and push herself to talk to people more so she can ask Rogue how she gets her eyeshadow to look that foggy. Perhaps from there she can work her way up to maybe talking to more girls

Pietro-

Realistic Headcanon: Pietro has a minor form of dyslexia as a side effect of his super speed. yes, he can read, no he's not processing it right. It lead to a lot of struggling in school because he'd go over everything so quickly without understanding or retaining it. He doesn't like people knowing either.

Hilarious but unrealistic Headcanon: His sense of humor is so fucking weird. he'll laugh at Goya's Saturn Devouring his son while saying "mondays amiright??" but he loses patience and interest if you make him wait for a punchline. if you want to tell him joke, you're better off showing him a deep fried picture of a goat wearing a hat. humor has to be at least half as quick as he is or he doesn't care.

heart-crushing and awful Headcanon: often times he feels alienated from others because of his speed. this especially comes into play with how he processes emotions. if his team is angry or sad, he is too, but really only for about an hour because he's processed it and move on. often times he comes off as insensitive or cruel because he's not reacting properly to negative feels in the house but it's because he's already worked through it and can't understand how everyone else is still hung up on it. he's tried to explain how this works for him, but words are hard and it's easier for him to feel angry and attacked

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own: he loves music of all kinds. one of the ways he keeps himself from speeding in public is humming a song in his head repeatedly to match his walk or movements with the rhythm. he also just constantly has music playing to help keep him entertained when doing boring tasks like laundry or cleaning. this was especially helpful when getting Wanda back in his life because they could just swap songs and bond over that rather than talk about complex childhood trauma or hurt feelings. ooh listen to Carly Rae Jepsen don't think about having magneto for a dad

AND KURT!!

Realistic Headcanon- no matter the discrimination he's suffered in his childhood regarding his appearance, he's always the kindest and sweetest person when meeting new students. he approaches every new situation with curiosity and excitement that's something that can never be taken out of him. he always sees the good in people.

Hilarious but unrealistic Headcanon: his fur puffs up badly in the summer. any ounce of humidity can turn him into a giant blue pomeranian. he tries very hard to combat this by using as much conditioner as possible, but this has created the new issue of becoming too sleek and slippery to hold onto. personally he doesn't see it as an issue because he can't get grabbed during training but also he's basically slipping around everywhere.

heart-crushing and awful Headcanon: Kurt has long since accepted the possibility that he'll be alone in life. it's one of those things he tries so hard not to think about, but he didn't have friends growing up. high school is temporary, life is moving at a speed that may take him out of his circle that's created such a safe place for him. he won't always be somewhere mutant friendly, nor will he have that safety net. he understands that he might just wake up one day and be alone.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own: he and scott had crushes on each other at different points. it was always one of those unaddressed weird things that everyone saw but no one talked about. neither of them would have acted on it, and it wouldn't have gone anywhere anyway. but it definitely brought them closer as friends. unspoken feelings for each other made it easier to open up and talk about anything. out of everyone on the team, they know and trust each other the most.

#x men evolution #LOVE talking about my kids thank you #asks are still open #send me some characters

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