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sweeneydino · 2 days

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2012 spreading the trauma.

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heartfullofleeches · 10 months

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[Scientist Reader stands surrounded by a pile of bodies - holding a single cup]

Scientist Reader: hm....

Yan Henchman: Master! Are we under attack?!

Scientist Reader: no, I am just experimenting. Now, in my hands is a cup of poison

Yan Henchman: ......

Scientist Reader: it is actually a cup full of a mixture of my saliva, sweat, and other... fluids the body produces

[Yan Henchman immediately snaches the cup and downs it's contents, joining their coworkers on the floor. Reader casually strolls over to the bottle of toxins and pours another]

Scientist Reader: thankfully it is not lethal. Onto bigger fish. Care for a drink, my friend?

[Reader offers the cup to the hero who's watched this whole thing happen. Yan Hero remains silent. Amused, reader spits into the cup. Yan hero begins to sweat - fingers twitching as reader places the glass within range]

Scientist Reader: as well all things, it's only a matter of time~

#yandere x reader #yandere imagines #yandere oc #yandere #yandere x you #yandere headcanons #yandere blurb #yandere insert #yandere scenarios #yandere text #crackpost

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lvndrlondonfog · 2 months

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New oopsie!omens update, same vibes

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #oopsie omens #oopsie omens fanart #oopsie!omens #Jophiel #azazel #staged #david tennant #micheal sheen #crackpost #lvndr draws

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fanghuas · 1 year

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true romance

#word of honor #wenzhou #wen kexing #zhou zishu #shan he ling #look mom I made a gif #h8 that this is a crackpost but #the scene is lowkey so aesthetically pleasing

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coastxlwaters · 7 days

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Found the background in my pictures, decided to draw a bit today.

Yeah a bit (looks at the deity au art I’m working on) …a bit…

#sun and moon show #tsams #ibispaintx #my art #my artwork #i’m procrastinating #eclipse #tsams eclipse #TSAMS Solar mentioned #the summoning #of solar #lol #crackpost

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helpallthenamesaretakenblog · 11 days

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validation for normal people:

validation for pjo tumblr users:

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the-valiant-valkyrie · 6 months

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character in agony save me. character in agony. save me character in agony.

#crackpost #it needs to stop being winter so i can stop feeling this 'seasonal depression' and start torturing without discretion

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talistheintrovert · 4 days

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Beyond Evil crack 1/?

DILF (in which the D stands for Dongsik)

#beyond evil #lee dongsik #jwds #beyond evil crack #kdrama #kdrama crack #*opens trenchcoat to reveal crackposts*#beyond evil crackposts

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xxhellonursexx · 2 months

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Poor Armand. Imagine YOUR "pissy, dirty, hissing like a feral cat" phase becoming immortalized in a book series.

[Inspired by a meme I saw circulating on Pinterest, no author listed]

#iwtv #amc iwtv #interview with the vampire #armand #the vampire armand #assad zaman #iwtv crackpost #shitpost

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windsweptinred · 1 year

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If I was Alison, I'd totally get Humphrey a roomba. Thus Humphrey's head gets to travel the house on his little dust bunny munching chariot. Surveying his estate like the little lordling he is. Spreading sass as he goes...

#sir humphrey bone #bbc ghosts humphrey #humphrey bone #ghosts bbc #bbc ghosts #total wanton crackpost

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deadghosy · 3 months

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Silly crack one shot alastor x stoner male/gn reader

CRACKED OUT

Prompt: Alastor having a stoner boyfriend

Alastor was walking to his room for cane. He hummed a jazzy tune. He was wondering where you have been all day since he hasn’t seen you. He wasn’t concerned, oh no. Cause most sinners in the pentagram know that you are alastor’s significant other.

Alastor reached his door to smell…..weeed? The ZAZAAAA🔥 he covers his nose with his deer ears flat back as he scoffed with a strained smile. He told you not to smoke in his room…but he guessed you had forgotten as he opens the door to see you giggle with glossy eyes.

“Dear?” You kept giggling as Alastor eyes you suspiciously. You turn your head to face him as you look up like a mindless child.

“Are you high?” You just stare at Alastor as he asked you that

“Heyyyy….” You said as you give him a derpy smile. Mostly wobbly at most but you just smiled with a peace sign. Alastor sighs with a soft glare as he opens a window letting out the strong stench in the air. You shiver with a pout.

“Heyyyy…dude…turn the heater on or something..” you said as Alastor ignored you not listening. You pouted more and start to whine about being cold for 5 minutes until Alastor slammed the window shut after the air was gone.

You jolted holding your ear, “babe don’t yelll…” you turned over in your bed as Alastor sighs looking around his room for his trusty cane.

“I’m not yelling my sweet doe..” Alastor said as he puts in a nice air fresher to smell better in here. “And if you are ever hungry..here.” He said

He used his magic to teleport your favorite snack incase you get munchies later.

You squirm as you were stimming happy yo see your favorite snack as you smiled

Alastor couldn’t help but use his magic to tuck you in bed as your eyes were looking heavy.

You snuggle into the covers giggling but then it calmed down a little as Alastor dusted off his coat

“……I think I’m cracked out babe….” You said lastly as you giggled with glossy eyes as you closed them. Alastor just sighs grabbing his cane and leaving.

#crackpost #crack post #crackhead #crack fic #Alastor x stoner! reader #stoner #stoner! reader #hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel headcanons #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin hotel x male reader #hazbin hotel x gn reader #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel x reader

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sweeneydino · 2 months

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Thank goodness for big brother senses.

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heartfullofleeches · 10 months

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Self deprecating but thembo reader is so sadly adorable. A kind, caring sweetheart who always has everyone's best interest in mind. but never fails to be shocked and in disbelief when everyone confessed too them-

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Attendee: Hey, Y/N - Noah called out sick. Do you think you can run the kissing booth tonight?

Thembo Reader: I'll try... sorry in advance in there's no sales

[As soon as they take a seat crowd rolls in. By the end of the night Reader's face and shirt is covered in hundreds of lipstick stains like they're a living canvas. People take out loans to kiss their love fool one more time.

Thembo Reader, looking at themselves in a mirror on the desk: ah.

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Thembo Reader: Everyone deserves to be loved!

Their yans: including you

Thembo Reader: 😶

Their yans: especially and only you.

Thembo Reader 😶

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Yan: We're going out to eat tonight. You decide

Thembo Reader: ah...I don't really have a favorite restaurant.... It's up to you

Yan: I forgot the name of the last one we went to. Can you point it out on this map?

[Reader points to their favorite restaurant]

Yan: then that's where where going.

Thembo Reader: ok...

Yan: And you're ordering everything you want as I'm paying and I do mean everything. I will buy the entire menu if I have to

Thembo Reader: ...can I at least tip the waitress? :'(...

#yandere imagines #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere scenarios #yandere insert #yandere headcanons #yandere blurb #yandere #yandere oc #yandere text #crackpost #tw yandere

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willgrahamscock · 1 year

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Hannigram shippers are insane, they’re like oh I love their dynamic and the dynamic is like:

Hannibal: You’re my friend, Will :)

Will: I would sell you for a corn chip

#alex says things #hannibal #hannigram #nbc hannibal #crackpost #does any1 get the reference

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ridreamir · 1 month

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Saying something along the lines of "If they can cook, it's an instant offer of marriage for me" and Arven whipping his head around- Cut to montage of aggressively making sandwiches and I mean like throwing ingredients and slamming them together, whooshing you away while you're like "no wait I didn't-" and then going through the chaos of the outfit fitting and cake choosing (it's just bread. It's just bread loafs.) while he's got his little table of sandwich ingredients that he's literally 'cooking' at Well anyway it all abruptly stops when there's a huge stack of sandwiches on a table covered in white cloth for the guests and Arven is standing in a suit fixing his tie and nervously gathering himself, he's just put in the last sandwich pick- This all happens in the span of a few seconds

olive ring

olive slice wedding ring

the diamond is a cherry tomato or something...

Koraidon and Miraidon are the groomsmen and also simultaneously the guests

Mabostiff is the little ring bringer but the other two are just drooling at the sight of them because they're made of food

cue mauling by impossible timeline lizard bikes and that's how the scene ends

#reader insert #x reader #arven x reader #pokemon x reader #crackpost #pokemon #scarlet and violet #pokemon scarlet and violet

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lovesick-joey · 1 year

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headcanon where bruce likes sending "memes" to the people he knows to seem "hip with the kids" but instead most of them find it concerning. kinda.

(yes this is an excuse to use this whatsapp generator stfuuu)

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