#employee peter

[starker-sorbet]

It started as a day like any other for Tony Stark. Deal with the board and any pesky meeting before heading over to R&D to talk and joke around with his people, making sure to spend a bit longer with the new hire Peter in the desperate hope the other will see his interactions as the flirting it was, then spending the rest of the day back to his personal lab until he goes to sleep. That was until he woke up the next day and found the meeting gave him a distinct feeling of déjà vu, not that this meant much as Tony never really liked paying attention at these things as the board members were annoying and JARVIS provided a much more succinct overview of the points made afterwards. But it wasn't until he went to R&D and saw the same projects being worked on without any of yesterdays progress that he realised something odd was going on. Something had reset Tony's day. And it was resetting his days over and over again. It was only after several repeated days of tearing his hair out trying to solve what was happening to him that Tony finally decided to tell someone else. He called Peter to one side and told all. It took a few more goes to memorise all his possible reactions so as to finally convince the younger man but he did it. The pair didn't make much progress (none really) until on the final day Peter saw how exhausted his boss was and took him to a quiet bar to relax in what it felt to Tony was years. It was as they got slowly buzzed from the alcohol that Tony threw caution to the wind and confessed his felling to Peter. He was going to remember it after all. That was when the biggest surprise he could have gotten happened. Peter had a crush on Tony too. Soon the pair found themselves making out in the elevator to Tony's room before falling onto Tony's bed. Not that anything happened between them. The long term stress and recent relief regarding his feelings had tired Tony out more than he already was while Peter had drunk decidedly more than he should have and the couple were soon asleep in each others arms. All too soon Tony found himself once more woken by the incessant beeping of his alarm. This time however he also hear someone else next to him moaning and telling him to turn the damn alarm off.

#starker #groundhog day au #a-z challenge #g #ceo tony #employee peter #getting together #moodboard #my moodboard

[therainbowtea]

POV: Your husband has Instagram

#tma #the magnus archives #magnus pod #elias bouchard #peter lukas #lonelyeyes #peterelias #my art #this has been sitting in my drafts for a few months now so I think it's time to finally post it #Elias only posts stupid shit like this to A) piss off his employees and B) piss off Peter

[peteypiessuperfamily]

Big big fan of SI employees being intimidated by Tony at first because wtf iron man is my boss but then a couple months into the job they see Tony in the same room as Steve and realize he's just a science nerd with a big dorky crush on Captain America there's nothing to fear he's just like us fr

#youre in love with captain america?? #mr stark #get in line #stony #stevetony #tony stark #steve rogers #captain america #iron man #superhusbands #ao3 #fanfic #ironshield #i might write a fic lowkey #and yes si employees includes peter #stark industries

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: Do you even have any life goals other than spiderman?

Peter: I have been banned from every fast food place in Queens except for the Mcdonalds one block away from the Tower. I don't know what their limit is but I will find it.

#it all started when he was 12 #Uncle Ben took him to Mcdonalds #and he spilled a milkshake then an employee slipped on it #someone went to help her up then they fell too #eventually the whole staff was down and Peter was banned #another time he flooded the toilets by dropping his fries in it #it was an accident #peter parker #tony stark #irondad #marvel #mcu #mcu memes #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect peter parker #funny #ironman #spiderman

[throwthisawayplease]

can someone write a saw thanksgiving special fic where everyone airs each others shit out at the dinner table like in gossip girl… please and thank you

#saw #saw franchise #sawposting #sawtism #saw movies #chainshipping #shotgunshipping #coffinshipping #adam faulkner stanheight #lawrence gordon #amanda young #mark hoffman #peter strahm #lynn denlon #john kramer #grandpa john sits there eating turkey while his employees realize they’re all fucking #i could write it but… you know what maybe i will

[redadidassneakers]

Peter: you need a hobby

Sirius: I have a hobby

Peter: staring at Moony’s face isn’t a hobby

Sirius: you’re right. It’s a profession and I excel at my job

#full time employee of the month: Sirius #the marauders era #incorrect quote #the maruaders #hogwarts #sirius black #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #wolfstar #wolfstar textpost #marauders headcanon #marauders textpost

[octoberconstellation]

#ed sheeran #taylor swift #swifties #autumn variations #midnights #sheerios #Maisie peters #gingerbread man records #y’all know maisie peters is actually his employee #the good witch #mathematics

[vhstown]

ok but regular social media aside spiderverse linkedin would go crazy 😭

#peter b that crying ceo who fired half of his employees except he's led to the exile of multiple vulnerable children WHOOPS!!!!! #spiderverse #peter b parker #miles morales #gwen stacy #vee chats

[kenonade]

at what point do you think they realized he was Abnormal

#at the daycare terrorizing all the employees in a to be fair you need a high iq to understand rick and morty style #peter wiggin #enderverse #kenon.art #ender’s game #exam season… low activity im not dead im just. doing math.

[the-acid-pear]

Y'know I really feel like Harry and Dave's relationship goes highly unexplored which is a shame because there IS quite a bit to explore, ESPECIALLY if you care about shipping. But as the game stands I mean, they must be aware of each other. Harry in fact definitely knows about Dave. I don't think he'd tell the fucking weird rotten bunny his terrible boss brought in IS the number one threat against Freddy's since day 1 but even so. Dave I don't think would see Harry as much more than A Phoney™ though, which is always more of an obstacle and way less of a person. Which is usually opposite of how Jack sees his often sole employee. Like, you get what I mean? It's almost similar to 2 with the main opposing routes being Peter and Dave except the stakes are arguably way lower now.

#luly talks #dsaf #dsaf harry #dsaf dave #harry fitzgerald #dave miller #if you DO care about shipping however the meat to chew on becomes greater #i think dave bond w Phoneys in general goes fairly unexplored which is once again A Shame bc i do like the hypocrisy he holds #in more than one way they mirror each other #now im just getting emotional and derailed now im literally just thinking of steven that's NOT da point now 💥💥💥 #point is i do think you'd take this to a weird domesticating route or simply a more. goofy love triangle one #i mean dave does say he'll win Jack back which is peak divorced line #so its like. a tug war. except Harry isn't like peter who was like employee for the love of god i need your help #harry is pretty passive like Sir. This is urgent but it is your choice ☹️ #sorry my meds are kicking in what am i even saying anymore? #i feel like that NyQuil post im for sure gonna shit the bed tonight #i digress anyway point being i think you'd go many places with this concept #you'd just have them coexist in a way the game doesn't explore. you'd have it just plaguing Jack's mind. #you'd have a one sided rivalry. you'd have a STRAIGHT UP RIVALRY. you'd have tragedy and agony in planet earth #which i saw be touched up on once by that one artist who draws jack like he never left the 80s mullet and all. muppety too. #iykyk there's like 6 harrysport artists overall you'll figure what i mean #and yeah you'd even have a somewhat functional jack having two hands. which is something taps chest i truly think could happen #i believe un love and peace and chsnge and healing and #and copium first and foremost ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ #my body feels so heavy its hard to leep my eyes open

[mouse-fantoms]

I just want to put it out there that as someone who works at a pet store I can 100% confirm that Reggie is indeed the human counterpart of a golden retriever, specifically the light goldens

They’re the same picture your honor

However also consider,

It’s the same picture

#it’s just the energy’s 🤌🤌 #we all know that Reggie is the human counterpart of a golden retrievers that’s not new information #but I think we should also consider Luke is the embodiment of ferret energy bc I mean- #as a pet store employee this is my take #idk Alex might be parakeet energy but I’m not for sure come back later when I’ve made up my mind on what he is #jatp #julie and the phantoms #jatp netflix #luke patterson #jatp luke #luke jatp #jatp reggie #reggie jatp #reggie peters

[feelingsareforweak]

I have seen a lot of Irondad and spider son aus which are great cures my depression, reduces my acne all that jazz but listen,

Peter parker! Tony stark science clone, like maybe somebody (cough sheldra/ oscorp cough) gets wind of Howard stark having a special place to store his brand new super soldier serum ("you will always be my greatest creation tony") and like somehow they like get tony's blood/semen to make a perfect soldier, test tube babies made and experimented on (bonus if results in horrifying diseases, body defects, cross animal genes showing up etc etc) and then a stark dna is brought and baby is made and it kind of results in okay baby? Like a human looking baby, no genetic deforms or serious genetic defects AND has a very active brain activity for something not even 6 months old but u know the baby is kind of weak and under weight and has tons of allergies maybe diagnosed with long term asthma and other normal defects found in normal babies but not in the experimenter so scientists are getting so excited that they are so close to getting perfection that next one is on but somehow they get bursted? Idk what happens but in the end two of the main scientists end up with that baby who like in the end up decide to raise the baby to see what may actually happen to this baby and also like to kind of avoid suspensions so two birds in one stone or more like two problems in one baby raising

The baby is named Surprise Surprise you got it right Peter and to avoid suspensions Mary marries Richard and like move in near his brothers house where they often take peter to baby sit along with his wife may cuz they are often busy with work and all that jazz so peter never really knows his parents or his condition at all

In the end after their death all he knows they were never there for him and ben and may were always his parents anyway

Fast forward to peter getting a spider bite and ben dying and becoming spiderman but tragedy tragedy may dying within a few months so during cps evaluation he finds tones of file about himself and getting an identity crisis cus he is a genetically modified a goddamn tony stark clone who going by the files should not be in any way alive but he is. Peter is both horrified fascinated and disgusted with himself and having a quater-life crises at this and kind of like spirals?

(I mean not really but mild horrified fascination that he is a clone!! of Tony Fucking Stark!!!! And he has genetic mutations!!! Enhanced abilities!!! Cuz ill be real if he is a bit on the animal side he may not really get human morals and shit, I want him a bit more on animal side here like he is sunshine daisies but not really understanding of concept of human moral compass cuz his brain was experimented on early and his iq is size of fucking mount everest and he is bored in high school)

Fast forward six months of foster care with ned and post civil war era where Tony doesn't recruit him cuz spiderman started late and is not really on his radar where SI is giving out free scholarships partnering with MIT, Harvard and other big college names that i have not researched enough to name rn and peter applying to it.

Cue ppl being horrified of this pint sized kid blowing all the tests and exams out of the wind and being like this is so freaking easy wtf is this what college teaches nowadays I don't even want to go to college if this is what it is. Scientists are screaming, professors are crying And some of the ug students are throwing up cuz like that was one of the toughest tests I have ever studied for and written in but this chilli sized horrible puns shirt kid comes and does this what even is his life now!???

Now this small packet is blowing college courses like one blows the wind and obviously this gets Tony's attention and somehow he gets roped in mentoring this kid but he is fucking hot mess who has 101 health problems and don't even ask bout his mental or emotional health okay but somehow he agrees okay

Now Peter is in foster care and doesn't want ppl to know he is spiderman (here spiderman is kind of criminal, he steals, he threatens and blackmails ppl but he also saves ppl in broad daylight, helps tourists find directions, helps grandmas cross rides, climbs trees just to save kittens stuck up there like a weird mix of vigilant, assassin and hero who is never known to kill but always subdues cuz he learned that human lives are precious that needs to be preserved after taking away his only source of maral compass and care and love after discovering his science experiment of existence ) so he graduates high school at 14 and gets bachlers from MIT, Harvard, Cambridge in STEM subjects with the young minds programme at the age the age of 15 and is on fast track of getting atleast 5 phDs by the time is of age to vote.

Tony is fascinated and worried for this kid who has managed to become his personal intern but his heart melts everytime he sees hero-worship in the kid's eyes for him, The hot mess™ Tony goddam Stark cuz it doesn't matter if he is a Tony Stark clone, he has always looked up to him from the time he remembers and Iron Man had saved him in Stark Expo okay don't judge him he is still 79.45% human and technically Tony Steak shout be his father anyway

Somewhere along bi weekly lab days and constant checking on this kid who is a star wars fanatic, makes absurd snack monstrosity to eat, is a total lego nerd and being a weird teenage mess this orphan of a kid makes his way along his non existent heart and discovers his genius of an intern is a stupid teenage dressed in onsie that fights crime on daily basis while making bad jokes and help everyday ppl but spiderman maybe loved by Queens but spiderman is kind of criminal so Ironman publically takes Spiderman under his wing.

After all this shit imagine Tony discovering his wayward son's origin story and imagine Tony being emotional mess but Peter is like its okay I'm alive I'm fine but tony is like no its not. It's a rollercoaster mess of emotions, discovering what it means to be a human, forming relationships, real life communication and identity crisis where in the end its kind of ambitious with morgan being born and all that Irondad and Spiderman fluff and jazz

#I mean there are many heir peter fics but there are not ammy him actually taking over SI I know #I mean I want SI inner workings #SI employees kind of terrified of this baby #Tony giving ridiculous nicknames to Peter in SI files where nobody knows hoe to actually adress this kid #where spiderman is ridiculously overpowered #where peter parker is a fucking genius and it shows #where tony being a proud dad #where Irondad is real #where infinity war never happened and thanos is never real #aand in the end SI taking over the world #that is my jam #go SI take over the world ill will fully support you #iron man #spider man #irondad and spiderson #mcu #marvel #genius Peter parker #genius Tony Stark #heir peter parker #super serum carrier tony Stark #science experiment peter parker #clone Peter parker #a bit of superior universe #morally kind of grey peter parker #morally kind of grey tony steak #world domination #SI takes over the world

[androcola]

mike and peter centric episode where theyre both just being shy and autistic and trying to make it thru the day like that

#they both try to talk the other into walking up to a grocery store employee to ask where something is #but theyre both too shy so they jsut walk around the whole store. trying to find whatever it is #and mike is wearing sunglasses because the store lights overwhelm him and peter is stimming with a little toy :3

[fuckthisshitimin]

Quick question.

If the Corinthian was to take Jonah Magnus' eyes, who would win?

#tma #sandman #what kind of fight would that even be #i mean if nobody wins we might end up with a John/Malevolent-like deal except terrifying #would dream be able/allowed to kill them since jonah is from the waking? #would peter lukas notice that his ex-husband is now double monster? #would jonah get real pissed telling the corinthian to stop taking his employees' eyes because he needs them? #would the corinthian's teethed eyesockets hurt jonah's eyes (and maybe everyone at the Institute's too?) #how often would they bicker about the black glasses? #how much of each other would they see since jonah can get into one's head and the corinthian eats memories with the eyes? #seriously so many questions

[cartooonsaremysafespace]

its all fine/dandy that the new peter pan movie has a diverse cast but its a darn shame you can't see them due to their poorass lighting. stupid youtubers don't even mention the most important part YOU CANT SEE THE CHARACTERS . the 2003 movie didn't have this issue. check out my comparison

and when it was dark they didn't use ugly lighting either they didnt look so.. soo.. green

a movie from 2003 has a better lighting than a disney movie from 2023.. cause disney is cheap and doesn't pay their people enough money .. disney fails at providing movies that wont cause eyestrain problems.

i have zero issue with the young lady playing tinkerbell or the poc kid playing peter. they deserve better lighting is all im saying. same with the little mermaid movie .

#seriously thou fuck disney i hate it #its such a souless company that profits off of child abuse doesnt pay their employees properly gives money to anti gay people #and keeps insisting animated movies are trash and for kids fuck disney #disney #peter and wendy #peter pan 2003

[midnightfangz]

There's something about silly cafe AUs that soothes my soul so much

#hi. my name is pluto and i came up with yet another idea for a fic #will i ever finish the previous wips? who knows #anyways. imagine a spiderverse cafe au where the spiders run a small cafe/restaurant/bakery whatever #the parker surname is funny inside joke bc none of them are related #peter b is either that one employee whos been there longest (has a lot of experience) or is the owner #peter b's mary jane delivers the fruit and vegetables and whatnot. theyre exes and are trying to act professional #but they decide to try again (like in the movie). the drama is unreal and the rest of the spider squad tease him about it so much #gwen is that one punk teen thats kinda scary. feels like shes judging you but shes actually just tired #rude customers stand no chance against her. makes delicious coffee. makes the best playlists. chill coworker #peni is also a teen. the best coworker you could ask for. customers love her bc shes very pleasant and overall really really nice #miles is the fresh faced part timer. kinda clumsy. well liked amongst the aunties and moms #draws THE BEST doodles on the cups/bags and so on #noir is also the scary coworker whos very chill once you get to know him. takes care of the deliveries. makes the food #strong as fuck. all the moms and grandmas fawn over him but hes clueless #felix (male felicia hardy. kinda an oc at this point?? love him so much) is one of the delivery guys. very punctual and pleasant #also very charming. brings gifts and things like that to people he likes. sneaks in snacks #benjamin (noir) doesnt care much for him at the beginning but after some time he weirdly?? feels upset?? when the delivery person #is not felix?? they start talking while taking the stuff out of the delivery van. laugh. get to know each other better #then felix starts visiting the cafe/whatever. becomes a regular. benjamin starts giving him food/coffee 'for the road' #the rest of the squad thinks theyre disgustingly adorable and try to get them together #I JUST CAME UP WITH THIS BUT I WILL DIE IF I FORGET ABOUT THIS #midnightfangz.txt #fanfiction #writing #long tags #spiderman: into the spiderverse