#frozen hcs

[annachum]

How I think Elsa and Co. may be when they first meet several Norse deities in person

. Thor : Of fucking course Thor being a boisterous bruiser he is just basically loudly welcomes and greets them and then Kristoff goes fanboy mode on Thor cuz he thinks Thor is so cool. They soon be drinking mead and energetically sing and dance together

. Loki : They don't really know what to think of Loki at first, partially due to Loki's Machivellan and unpredictable traits ( yes Loki is machivellan and unpredictable in the Norse Myths ). But when Loki begins to talk animatedly about Sigyn, they become more chill with him

. Sif : They think she is a ' cool aunt ' like figure and Anna and Sif began talking about harvest related stuff ( similarly with Sif, Anna also became passionate about harvest related shit )

. Nanna : They are charmed by her warm and gracious presence and they soon make hot chocolate together

. Bragi : Kristoff and Anna soon be singing their hearts out with Bragi as Elsa just watches and claps along

. Skadi : They defo be bowing in deference to the one who blessed Elsa with ice powers. At first they are kinda intimidated with her yet relaxed somewhat once Skadi treated them wjth courtesy and respect

. Baldr : They have to shield themselves from how bright Baldr literally shone and Baldr began talking to Elsa and Co. stuff about geography and shit

. Hodr : He's blind, but luckily Kristoff is able to help Hodr picture things via vivid descriptions ( a thing that Kristoff became great at )

. Gefjon : They treat Gefjon with respect since she was more of a no nonsense sort, yet they are more relaxed around her once Gefjon shows her warmer sides

. Odin : They think he is terrifying yet basically treated him wjth deference and respect

. Frigga : They are amazed by her elegance and refinery and treat her with deference and respect

. Idunn : Anna is a big fan of Idunn growing up ( partially cuz her mother is name inspired by Idunn - I mean, duh ) and she and Kristoff began talking about Apple related stuff and spring together

. Fulla : They are charmed by Fulla's hospitality and they be exchanging gossip together ( yes, Fulla has a penchant for gossip at times )

. Tyr : They are at first intimidated with him, yet they become more relaxed once Tyr began to have some beers with them

. Zisa : They are enchanted with her refined and warm demeanor and then they began talking about autumn and harvest related matters

. Gullveig : They think that Gullveig is a force to be reckoned with and Gullveig told them some more stuff about Nordic magic

. Sigyn : They think she is so sweet and cute and soon be making some raspberry hand pies together...and then Sigyn tells them some more stuff about valkyrie and volva related matters

. Andrhimnir : They soon began a musical number WHILE PREPARING A MEAL TOGETHER

#frozen hcs #anna x kristoff #elsa #atahollan #skadi #sigyn #Odin #frigga #thor #loki #sif #gefjon #zisa #tyr #hodr #gullveig #andrhimnir #bragi #idunn

[minty-bunni]

Danny developing any chronic condition that leads to periods of joint stiffness (and other things, but the major part is stiffness) has a ton of angst potential in regards to his status as one of the living.

Imagine being something in between life and death and then your joints get all stiff for the first time. I'd imagine someone in that situation who is unsure of their humanity *might* just jump to thinking it was rigor mortis starting to kick in.......

#danny phantom #welp guess I'm not a kid with cool powers because my body is doing corpse stuff now #except it isn't doing corpse stuff it is doing my body is a torture chamber stuff #and let me tell you doing anything wjen your hands are stiff af is so bloody hard because dropping stuff constantly is a thing #and then you move like a zombie because sorry my knee is basically FROZEN in place rn #point is Danny with joint issues neurological issues or chronic illness is somethine this fandom can use #I personally hc fibromyalgia danny #because if I get to suffer with my body randomly pulling this bs then he does too #post exists because my left hand did the thing today and I was just like huh so this is what being dead feels like #then I was like wait a sec we can torture Danny with this

[animatorroseoak]

I’m here to deliver more buff Disney princess/queen hcs… Elsa and kida because they’re always fighting something and climbing and doing awesome stuff— and I think elsa would have snowflake shaped scars from when she was frozen over

#disney #frozen #elsa #queen elsa #elsa frozen #princess kida #kida atlantis #kidagakash #atlantis the lost empire #disney hcs #disney fanart

[sockendrache]

Headcanon that the Tsaritsa is perpetually crying

Hear me out:

for some reason I imagine that the Tsaritsa is constantly crying- not even with the typical ‘crying noises’. Just, always shedding tears.

1, because it makes me feel all mushy to imagine the Archon of Love constantly crying for her people

2, because it’s kinda funny

Y’know. Snezhnaya is fucking COLD, Childe says you ‘freeze to death’ if you keep standing around. So her tears just freeze instantly and fall on the ground like little glass pearls, and whenever the Tsaritsa goes you just hear the constant clatter of her tears

Imagine if she really just can’t control it, and she’s having some kinda serious meeting with her Harbingers, while the space on the table before her just slowly fills up with frozen tears.

(Dottore keeps reaching over and grabbing a few of them to snack on. Pierro thinks it’s inappropriate to consume the tears of her Majesty, the Tsaritsa doesn’t mind; she’s got plenty to go around.)

People slip on them all the time (most notably Childe lol) because the whole floor in the Palace is covered in them.

Imagine if she has to leave Snezhnaya for some kinda diplomatic bullshit, like. She’s meeting up with Zhongli in Liyue to, idk, discuss their contract, and Zhongli invites her to some tea.

So, they’re sitting in like, idk, Xinyue Kiosk and do important business talk. Xiao squats out on the roof incase something happens (wasn’t Zhongli’s idea. Xiao just showed up and he didn’t have the heart to turn him away.) Childe and Signora sit on either side of the Tsaritsa. Awkward doesn’t even begin to describe it.

Then... her Majesty clears her throat. “This... tea.”, she says, staring at the cup with an expression that could be disgust or curiosity. Or both- probably both.

“...yes? Is there something wrong with it? It is a herbal blend from-”

“No, no, it’s quite lovely. But... is it just me, or does it have a slightly... salty note?”

Zhongli looks stunned. (Salty Herbal tea?? Xiangling might be interested in this)

 Next to her, Signora does that ‘nose exhale’ laugh.

Childe slowly puts down his chopsticks (he’s not eating anything. just... practicing.), looks between the cup of tea and her Majesty.

“...your Majesty. The tea is salty because you’re crying right into it.”

“Ah. Yes, I suppose that’s the case.”

Zhongli pours her a new cup of tea. Signora wordlessly starts freezing the Tsaritsa’s tears before they ruin her tea again. Childe (not so subtly) collects the frozen tears in a bag for Dottore to eat later.

Xiao is still sitting on the roof.

#genshin impact #genshin headcanons #genshin hcs #genshin tsaritsa #the tsaritsa #zhongli #genshin zhongli #signora #genshin signora #genshin childe #tartaglia #genshin tartaglia #headcanons #elaborate shitpost turned fanfiction #TLDR dottore eats tears #thats the most normal thing he does tbh #pierro slipping on some frozen tears and dislocating his hip #old man pierro found unconscious in the hallway #signora gets promoted against her will #someone get xiao off the roof hes scaring the civilians #xiangling makes salty herbal tea the new it girl thing #childes chopstick beef continues

[hxltic]

this one might get me cancelled but i gotta get it off my chest.

Kristoff is big and strong— everybody knows that. But with that said, he’s an amazing person in general, very in touch with his emotions and going above and beyond for who he loves.

Sweet as pie, both beauty and braun, the snow clings to his bright blonde hair, reddening his cheeks to an embarrassing shade that he’s grown accustomed to.

godDAMN is he fine. No amount of imagery can do him justice. And I just know that with his acts of service love language, there isn’t a thing he wouldn’t be on his knees for if you desired it.

He manhandles you in bed. He manhandles you with everything. He grabs you, and his hands are delicate, careful not to break and shatter you everywhere as if you were sharp ice, but still lifting your weight effortlessly. It’s what he’s been doing all his life.

He’s a big, warm, man, and so are his kisses. One hand rests at your nape, the other wrapped around your back to pull you close. His sensitive skin is flushed, per usual, indicative of the growing hardness in front of you, but he doesn’t seem to care as he curls his head to reach deeper into your mouth.

And once you get farther into what you’re doing he’s tending to more than just your lips. He’s finding spots that make you squirm with a gentle finger ghosting your clit through your leggings, sucking in your whines desperately.

I don’t even have to go into depth about the way he eats pussy. Once you get past the first time, he’s a quick learner. Whole face is down when he devours you, not caring that your thighs are squeezing his cheeks and ears, licking and sucking with his eyes closed like there just isn’t anything that can pull him away. The tip of his nose glistens. You’re twisting and turning but instead of holding you down, he focuses on the task at hand and follows wherever you lead his head.

And when you finally take him out, you find that his length matches the rest of him. Only a few shades darker of a pink at the tip, wide in your hands, thick all the way around and the pale skin smooth. He’s sitting on the bed looking down at you sheepishly.

Running a hand down his red face, he goes, “Hey, you don’t have to do that,” not knowing what to hold onto— the sheets, your shoulders, or your hair. Even though you’re just repaying the favor he’s still so so sweet, telling you that you don’t have to despite the tangy aftertaste of your release still on his tongue.

You’re already wrapping your lips around his head, seemingly ignoring him, and rotating your hands along the shaft. “Oh God,” he groans, slightly squirming, not entirely knowing what to do, or rather, what boundaries to push.

Fast forward to when he’s on the verge of painting your face, finally with his hands resting gently in your hair, asking what he should do. But he’s breathing so heavily, and speaking so frantically, and trying to hold back from absolutely exploding, that with his fat cock in your mouth, you honestly have no idea what the hell is going on.

“Shit shit shit, baby where? Where can I- oh fuck,” his head tips back, but nothing happens yet. Somehow, he prayed to everything he loves that he wouldn’t come without an answer first. “Tell me, please,” he pleads quickly, out of breath.

You’re basically edging him with the way you have no response. It’s a mission that you’re programmed into now, consistently bobbing your head and allowing saliva to fall from your lips to trickle to his full balls. Then finally, your answer is “im ma mmph,” and Kristoff fully understood what it meant. Or if he didn’t, oops.

He outwardly groans as you splutter and take in the new warmth. His eyes are shut tight as he hisses at the feeling, cursing into the air and gripping your hair tight but careful not to pull.

Then you pop off, mouth covered in a mix of you, him, and everything in between. You blink up at him with those pretty, wet eyes. There’s a giant, devious smile on your face, and you use his knees to haul yourself up so you can see him eye-to-eye.

He stares back, eyes low but illuminating with afterglow. And when you beg, “please?” without even saying to what, he knows exactly what it is, and he also knows that he’s completely and utterly fucked.

He roughly grabs you by your underarms and switches your positions on the bed. He’s determined as he holds under your knees and forces them up when you fall back giggling, coming to hover above you and leaving kisses and marks down your neck. You place your hands to his sides.

In the meantime, he strokes his length a few times, just to remember what it’s like. Then he’s nudging himself along your folds, eyes still closed and nose behind your ear.

Suddenly, he rises above you again. His tip inches in but leaves as quickly as it came, leaving your whine floating in the air and a pout forming on your lips. “Kris,” your eyes close.

“No, I want you to watch it,” he demands, forcing your head up to look. He slips in, the both of you scoping intently, a gasp falling from your lips. His balls must tighten when your big eyes flicker up to him with your mouth agape.

“You feel so good, you don’t even know,” he sighs. And he’s pushing until he’s bottomed out, then retracting with the same motion, just to continue pumping back and forth into the warmth.

He’s so wide that it takes a bit to adjust, but when it does it’s perfect. He leaves no space unfilled. “S’big,” you moan.

There are the blonde’s moments where he is prideful.

“You can take it,” he smirks at you with that smile, kissing your forehead and speeding up to a rougher pace. His large hands come to the dips of your hips.

“Huuuhn, f-fuck,” the force cuts you off, forcing your hands to hold his wrists that grasp you. His large frame is overwhelming.

There’s a focus to his expression, like if he hit you at any wrong angle all of the progress would dissipate. He had absolutely nothing to worry about, but you can see the tenseness in his face. “Feels good, just like that.”

He glances past his hair, “Yeah?”

“Yeah,” you giggle, which ultimately dissolved into a moan. “Can feel you.”

He removes a hand to place it on your lower belly, looking between his thrusts and your face, “Here?”

As an answer, you throw your head back as far as it will go, groaning at the newfound pleasure. “Yes.”

He could feel himself going in and out, and the pressure had you reeling. It didn’t help that he was consistently hitting that bundle of nerves and activating all your senses at once.

Maintaining the force and speed, he grabs one of your hands and interlocks your fingers, leaving the hand on your tummy there. He comes forward and pushes it up the bed until you’re stretched out, leaving your other hand to have to relocate to his side. He begins to grind slowly. “Ugh, ‘m gonna come,” you whine.

“Go ahead. Wanna feel how tight you wrap around me before you drain me first,” he laughs breathlessly.

It’s only a few more and you’re doing exactly as he said, stilling in the silence of the bed moving and seeing white.

“Oh my god.”

©�� hxltic

#kinda short but it’s fine #maybe it’s good it wasn’t long #kristoff #frozen #frozen 2 #kristoff bjorgman #kristoff frozen #Kristoff frozen 2 #will I be cancelled for this #i’m sorry #smut #smut imagine #Kristoff smut #Kristoff imagines #Kristoff headcannons #Kristoff hc #Kristoff hcs

[tubbytarchia]

Embarrassing idea I don't have the capability to visualize the way I imagine it (maybe in the far future lol), but Tango deep in the Decked Out Castle, lights out, mobs frozen in time and him staggering on his feet as he feels the air leave his lungs one last time

"You're still here? It's over."

He fights the need to close his eyelids but as he inevitably does, he finds them weightless afterward, opening them back up with ease, sunny rays greeting him from behind Jimmy's silhouette over him. He says something with a concerned look, holds out his hand and Tango takes it as Jimmy guides them back to the ranch

"Go home."

#harkening back to the ending of season 9 of course teehee. I just cannot stop thinking about the dl “you're still here?” dudeeeee arghh #I attempted to draw this a few times trust me I did. I'll just have it here like this then. Might attempt again someday #I'm also just very tickled by the image of the hc builds all dimming and getting frozen in time with all their glory on display #trafficshipping #rancher duo #Im sorry for being so ill about them

[seekmemystar]

Make a choice guys

#marauders #marauders era #james potter #jegulus #starchaser #dead gay wizards #jamesfleamontpotter #regulus black #jily #lily #dead fruity wizards #tangled #flynn rider #eugene fitzherbert #kristoff #frozen #disney james #marauders hc

[cydanite]

I know through osmosis that "non-HC blorbo finding their way onto the server" is a genre of au we have. Here is my offering to those brave crossover warriors 🫡

#mysteriously wakes up inside a terrifying frozen labyrinth fearing for my life not knowing it's just the latest hit roguelike #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 9 #hc 9 #tango tek #hermitcraft tango #hc tango #decked out #decked out 2 #decked out II #mcyt #mcytblr #hermitcraft au #mcyt au

[an-angels-fury]

My Asexual Headcanons 🖤

For the ones who don't know what it means:

Asexuality is defined as an orientation for people who feel little to no sexual attraction for any gender.

P.S.: Asexual ≠ Aromantic. Some aces don't feel romantic attraction (more known as Aromantic Asexuals or just aroaces) but both labels have different meanings. There are aces who wish to fall in love and be in a romantic relationship (they can identify themselves as homoromantic, heteromantic, biromantic, panromantic, etc.).

P.S. 2: There's an asexual spectrum for those aces who find themselves in the gray area of asexuality. This group includes aces who feel a small level of attraction, those who feel it rarely or only in very specific conditions and those whose identity fluctuates from time to time between strictly asexual and allosexual.

Characters (from left to right):

Obi Wan Kenobi (Star Wars Prequels)

Mary Poppins (Mary Poppins)

Luke Skywalker (Star Wars Originals)

Wednsday Addams (The Addams Family)

Carrie White (Carrie)

Merida (Brave)

Elsa (Frozen)

Moana (Moana)

A friendly reminder this is just MY opinion. You don't need to agree with me, all I ask is respect. Thank you. 👍

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My other Queer Headcanons 🏳️‍🌈:

(Demisexual HCs)

(Bisexual HCs)

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#since many people seemed to enjoy my demisexual HC's I thought it would be nice to share these ones too 😄👍 #little things I do when I'm bored ✍️ #lgbtqia+ #queer #lgbt headcanons #asexual #ace #asexuality #star wars #sw prequels #sw originals #the addams family #carrie #carrie stephen king #brave #frozen #disney #disney movies #disney princesses #obi wan kenobi #mary poppins #luke skywalker #wednsday addams #carrie white #merida #elsa #moana

[aquato-family-circus]

helmut being reintroduced to the current state of the queer community by the interns, and hes really delighted by pride flag colors, like aesthetically, he needs the baker flag colors painted onto his van immediately since theyre fixing the old thing up soon anyways

imagine the van with brighter retouching to the orange and flowers and then a cool rainbow zip of lines like around the boarder of the van's bottom like around the wheels and stuff. hes looking so cool and gay with it hes excited

#hcs #cospn2 #if you think he was frozen in the 60-70s and comin back in the 80-90s bakers flag is ripe for the useage #also if you stretch and squeeze the timeline like an accordian he'd love all the others too #youre tellin me a bear made this flag? hell yeah

[rapidhighway]

knuckles eatin fruit salad

#i want to treat him to all kinds of fruit #hes just a fruit guy #a fruit lover #grape lover most of all ofc #vegetable lover as well #my guyyyyy #<33333333 #i love him sooo much <3 #most desserts would probs be too sweet for him so fruit salaaaddd #also frozen yogurt for him yippeeee #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #bro the last time i talked about this i had so many people disagree with me i guess i asked but it made me a little nervous to mention this #hc again fjdsjf #but he is still soooo vegearian to me #<3333333333333333333333333

[phoebeejeebies]

i headcanon that 1) trevor is bi and 2) regardless he is a fierce ally. especially for his sister who is lesbian. he celebrates lesbian visibility week on BEHALF of phoebe. who's like can you relax just a little. but he's like Woo!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!! Happy Lesbian Visibility Week!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(and probably make a dorky joke about how he can finally see her - as if he hasnt seen her every day for his entire life.)

#ghostbusters #ghostbusting #ghostbusters frozen empire #mangobango #phoebe spengler #ghostbusters afterlife #trevor spengler #ghostbusters headcanons #ghostbuster hcs #trevor hcs #trevor headcanons #phoebe headcanons #phoebe spengler headcanons #phoebe spengler hcs #trevor spengler hcs #trevor spengler headcanons

[your-fav-is-sexy-and-aspec]

Elsa from Frozen is Aroace and sexy!

#frozen #frozen 2 #frozen elsa #princess elsa #queen elsa #aroace #aromantic #asexual #aro #ace #arospec #acespec #aspec #eyestrain #headcanon #hc

[reinabeestudio]

Tfw the wind blows your hat away AGAIN and you gotta go find it in the middle of a blizzard atop a mountain by yourself

#pokepasta #snow on mt silver #fnf #friday night funkin #hypno's lullaby #fan art #my art #frozen red #sorry for the dumbass text AHAHAHJSBDFHJ i had to do it #chachalaco ramble incoming. you've been warned -> #trying to figure out this Red so he doesn't look like Glitchy lol #And I wondered. maybe hair looks a bit more disheveled?? #since i already apply the hc of longer hair to Glitchy (but perhaps shorter ends idk) #so maybe frozen Red also has longer hair but not as much. maybe he needs a comb /j #im still giving that jacket to him btw why tf is he wearing no warm clothes up THERE!!!! #i was just thinkin about this guy for a bit... like. 3 years on a freezing mountain?? by yourself?? #ik this is the pokepasta one so he just. Dies AJKNFDJKS #but idk man that utter isolation must had affected him in some way. Isn't he tired? Physically I mean. But i guess mentally too #as someone that went thru smth similar (isolation not. climbing a mountain and being there for 3 years(???). Such an experience changes you #For a very long time. sometimes even forever. it takes time to be social again and get used to people #(although in my case was 4 years not 3. not relevant tho AHAHAHJDS) #isn't that crazy too. you climb this mountain in johto and some 20 year old is already there--oh shit what the fuck the kanto champion #these thoughts can be applied to canon Red too i guess🤔 (excluding the uh. dying in mt silver part AHAHAHJDSBFHJ) #it's JUST!!! -shakes this man- for heaven's sake stop isolating yourself holy shit it's worrying #Also add the fact he's probably famous in some way right?? or at least Known. guy became Champion at a rather young age #I mean no wonder he barely talks when he's present in other games. I know its for the ''haha silent protagonist'' joke but. HMMMMMM #maybe I can self-project /lh. a silent guy that mostly communicates thru short sounds or gestures (like a nod or shaking his head) #and only actually talks when he's more comfortable with whoever is talking to him. mostly short sentence but he opens up a bit more #Oh god I went fucking. Thesis Mode on Red i'm so sorry AHAHJDSFHJDS

[peachtozier]

I know we all think Eddie is the one most likely to have some healthy diet like being vegan but consider Richie. he's already a bit of a hippie in the book. most of his dinners are just carrot sticks and vegan ranch. maybe he even has his own little vegetable garden in la. he's a habitual snacker so he brings mandarins everywhere bc they're the perfect snack food. consider

#environmentalist richie my beloved........ #richie tozier #it 2017 #the sheer amount of frozen vegan junk food this man has in his freezer is impressive #eddie forces himself to eat a shit ton of red meat bc hes worried abt his iron levels #eddie kaspbrak #connors hcs

[obessivedork]

It's just how gameplay shook out for me but I reached max affinity with MacCready helping a ghoul kid find out what happened to his family and MAN sometimes things that work out so perfect that you WISH you'd wrote it or done it on purpose 😭🖤 Two very sad Dads doing the best for their sons helping ANOTHER lost kid find home because they can't be with their own kids right now but they can help Billy, dammit!

#fallout #fallout 4 #fo4 #kat plays fo4 #Also oh my GOD Mac's lines with a successful flirt are sooooo 😭😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤🖤 THE LITTLE SOLDIER TOO OH MAN 😭🖤 #That's my BOY <3 <3!!!! #Two very sad Dads bonding over their iced wives and love for their sons. Also they're uncles for Billy now IDC how things shake out #(and I don't know how things end yet either) #I literally had to exit the game and pace around after Mac's soft ass romance lines MY BOY 😭 #Anyways Uncle Sam and Uncle Butch are looking after Duncan I LOVE the HC that the Lone Wanderer looks after Duncan #And while Mac went back to give Duncan the medicine Michael did a bunch of stuff building up settlements n stuff #And got to the bottom of whatever the hell is going on with Eddie Winter #it didn't happen in game but it happened in cannon. TO ME. #anyways back to playing but I NEEDED to IMMEDIATELY pace around the house after hearing Mac's lines in addition to BILLY #There should be more kid ghouls in Fallout cannon what a TRAGIC thing to be. Frozen at 10(ish) years old forever. MAN. poor kid. #(yes I did have Mac's story spoiled for me but like. it's fine I'm fine I'm not someone who SUPER cares about spoilers) #I would say I'm gnawing on the bars of my enclosure about this but I'm actually physically tearing them apart about this #AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #anyways this has been a babble