Tumblr is a cozy blanket and I am a sapphic goblin
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i’ve been daydreaming about crm!rick, and…
imagine how it’d feel having rick bend you in half and fuck you like he needed your cunt, like it was the answer to all his problems.
he would always have his rough calloused hand slap and grip at your ass as he rutted his hips faster and faster against your own. he is a harsh fucker. and you love it.
he’d fuck you anywhere he could. after another rough day as a crm soldier he would 100% go looking for you immediately afterwards so he could find refuge in your sweet cunt. you’d be in your own room, getting ready for training, but he’d barge in and his lips were hastily pressed against your own. he would have you pinned against the wall, ripping whatever clothing you had on - or were getting ready to put on - off your body.
when the days were really draining for him, he’d have you on your hands and knees, his fake hand pushing you down into the ground as he fucked you into a trance. he loved watching you go limp after fucking you stupid.
“like that, sweetheart? like my cock splitting you open?”
you were so eager to please him. he’d deserved it after all. he worked so hard, day and night.
“such a good whore f’me, hm?” his pace quickened, sweat glistened on his toned torso and chest, and the base of his shaft collected your sweet arousal as he continued to fuck your hole unceasingly. “‘m not done with you, no. i need your cunt.”
those rough days rick had had always manifested into rough sex with you, and you always looked forward to it.
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ok I managed to catch up on the lore stream and ohmagooouuushhh
L’moonberg. The idea that after that they’ll build their own little thing and they want to be co-president. The return to simpler time, to beloved times
“This time, we can do it. Because we’re not kids anymore.” Tubbo’s acting was very good, but this line in particular hits me. There’s an acceptance here for something and i COULD write an essay about it. But am not going to.
The overall dynamic between those two. For a while I was scared of them completely falling apart with the divergence in plotlines, but here they’re finally back. You can tell the weight of their history together by the way they talk to each other and it’s GOOODDD
Tubbo and Eryn is a very good duo, I really like it. And poor guy, after the egg fallout you can really tell he hasn’t been coping well.
Meanwhile, Tommy and Phil going to the button room and talking to Wil (metaphorically).. It works. It works so well. It means so much
And then they reunite, and they go and sit at the bench and watch the sun set. And this time they hope it’ll be good. This time they can have peace.
I will draw something for this stream, but man it’s so good to have them back :’))
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🦈Daily Shark Fact:🦈
Traveling back into the deep sea! Goblin Sharks, also known as living fossils, has been living in the deep ocean, relatively unchanged for over 125 million years. A goblin shark’s top and bottom teeth are attached to ligaments, tucked into its mouth. When prey is just out of reach, the shark can thrust their 'elastic' jaws 3in outside of their mouth to catch prey in .023 seconds, giving it the fastest bite of any shark.
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*rings a really annoying bell*
reblog here to join the better goblin council!
become a goblin wizard today!
give us your pronouns (or lack thereof), name, and (if you have one) title! if not we’ll just tag you blankly in the intro post.
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“Goblin Mode: How to Get Cozy, Embrace Imperfection, and Thrive in the Muck” by McKayla Coyle
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