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geminimoonmadness · 1 year
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One of those things in life that give you that warm fuzzy feeling is having that friend who over looks the broken fence and admires the flowers in your garden. I know how it feels to hurt when you feel unwanted by the person you want, but what I’ve learnt is… Everything is temporary. At the end of the day, having a friend like this is what you need in order to get through those dark times as friends can prove to be the sunshine to life.
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sspeepssaga · 1 year
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DM: It is its turn. You’d have to make a con save, but you can’t. Start of its turn, you would take damage. You are prone, you take 2 death saves.
Cae: I’m dead.
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wombywoo · 3 months
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detour 🚘
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elllteo · 5 days
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forever thinking about how marcille and laios have such a richly weird and funny friendship dynamic that people I see tend to write off as "god she hates his ass" but in reality it's the frustration of one neurodivergent weirdgirl to another neurodivergent weirdboy who has no concept of masking, has never had to mask, and simply doesn't know how to mask making their entire group come across as "the weirdo freaks" despite her best efforts to not be labelled as "weird" probably her entire life
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ao3-crack · 1 year
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Pearl: Who wants to make fifty bucks? 
Gem: How? 
Pearl: I need someone to take the fall. 
Gem: What did you do? 
Pearl: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. 
Impulse, from the other room: Oh my god. 
Pearl: ... 
Impulse: OH MY GOD! 
Gem: Make it a hundred. 
Pearl: Deal.
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a-dauntless-daffodil · 2 months
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Emily and the extra realization that an angel had her wings torn off and eye gouged out and halo repossessed and was left for dead in hell- why exactly??
Emily: "A child."
Lute: "A filthy little sinner."
Emily: "You did all that to her, because she showed a moment of mercy to, a C H I L D?"
Lute: "Yes."
Emily: "And then you tried blackmailing her with this??"
Lute: "Yes."
Emily: "That's terrible."
Lute: "I'll admit it didn't work how we wanted it to, but the broken look on her disgusting little demon fling's face was still worth it."
Emily: "I meant that it was a wrong and terrible thing to do TO her. And to Charlie!"
Lute: "They've probably already broken up by now. That traitor will spend her final hours alone and wretched with nothing but her own failings to keep her company."
Emily: "How you can SMILE while saying that!?"
Lute: "Oh don't worry, she'll be out of her misery soon enough."
Emily: "..... respectfully Lute, I hope she fucks you up a little."
Lute: There's no chance in hell.
Lute: (comes back sans arm after getting a little fucked up by vaggie in hell)
Emily: "HA!"
Emily: "Anyway have you met our newest angel Sir Pentious? Sir Pentious is an angel now. He arrived here fresh from hell. Did you know sinners can be redeemed and Charlie was right and you were wrong and Vaggie did the right thing and Sir Pentious was just telling me allllll about how they made up and it was very cute and they're probably going to be in love forever? Meanwhile, YOU on the other hand- oh I'm so sorry, Lute. Too soon?" :)
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zetadraconis11 · 2 months
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HL Incorrect Quote #100
*in the Room of Requirement*
MC, bursting in: I finally did it!
Sebastian from the sofa: Did what?
MC, holding up the Field Guide: I finally found all the pages!
Natty, looking up from her book: THAT'S why you've been casting Revelio everywhere?
MC: Yep! And not only that, but I also found all of those Demiguise statues!
Poppy, while petting Highwing: ...is that why you've been taking cat naps all around Hogwarts?
MC: Yep.
Ominis, from a lounge chair: For the record, sleeping on the floors of Hogwarts are not as bad as you would think.
MC: Oh, and I found ALL of the Astronomy tables!
Amit, by a telescope: You did?! I hope it wasn't too dangerous...
MC: Nonsense! I've dealt with a whole lot worse than some mongrels and spiders. This was a piece of cake.
The group:
MC: And don't get me started on those bloody Merlin trials... But I did all 95 of them!
Sebastian, horrified: 95???
MC: Yes! It was not worth the pints of coffee and tea I downed, but I have done it all!
The group:
MC: I need to sleep. *keels over onto lounge*
The group:
Ominis: The more I hear about what MC does, the more concerned I get.
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dragonflavoredcake · 3 months
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Gem: It's like feeding two birds with one hand! Impulse: You mean killing two birds with one stone? Gem, very serious: I would never hurt a bird. Grian: That is completely untrue and you know it
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greenapplebling · 1 year
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Jason: I've been feeling really old lately...
Tim: You're 23??
Jason: Yeah, but- Kids these days, man... They act like they already figured out the secrets of the universe and shit like that
Tim:
Tim: THEY'RE OUR AGE
Jason: I know, but still-
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freckleslikestars · 10 months
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(some of) my favourite lines from The X Files 5.12 Bad Blood
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sspeepssaga · 1 year
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*discussing which of the stars we were talking about made up Orion’s belt*
Ori: Wait, if he has a belt… that means he has slacks, guys… think about it.
Cae: Not necessarily…
Mylis: Note to self: Just wear a belt, no slacks.
Ori: That should be fashion! Can you imagine?! Bare legs…
Cae: We’re gonna come back to Biraz and make that the new fashion.
Mylis: Just the belt. And then ONLY ruffled cuffs. No shirt! Just cuffs!
DM: So what I’m hearing is Chippendale’s…
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unlawfulchaos · 1 year
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Mav: You know, when I was your age-
Rooster: You know, when I was your height...
Mav:
Rooster: *already running away*
Mav: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!
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machiavellli · 6 months
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If the slytherins had socials…part V
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<- Part IV
-> Part VI
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starryeyeddreamer21 · 17 days
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Hazbin Hotel as my group therapy
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Charlie: It's so quiet in here I need to be yapping about animal crossing
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Angel: no gyatt but big badonkadonks
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All of hell during Stayed Gone: chat is this real? CHAT IS THIS REAL!!?!?
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Nifty: I'm just waiting for an emo boy for me to fix
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Alastor: I killed queen Elizabeth
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Angel: My sister was tooken by the state
Alastor: Taken
Husk: naww he just corrected his grammar
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Cherri: and all I WAAaannnTTTT FOR CHRISTMAS ISSSSS YooooU
Sir Pentious: That was beautiful
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Husk: honestly I'm pretty sure everything is my fault like global warming? That's my bad
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The hotel getting ready for battle:
Vaggie: WAIT... sports mode
*everyone changes their Crocs to sorts mode*
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Vaggie: I have discount PTSD
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Nifty during Hells Greatest Dad: Rizz???? Otp?????
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Angel explaining how he made his deal with Valentino: So he came up to me and was like "what's a little lady like you doing out in the streets all by yourself? You need a big strong man like me to protect you. And then we got married
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Lucifer: suicide am I right?
Alastor: *snorts*
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Angel: my name is jaquayveontavious, I'm six years old, I do drugs
Charlie: NO
Angel: steal, fight
Charlie: NOOO
Angel: gang bang, domestic violence
Charlie: NO STOP
Angel: and I like to slap squirrels that I find in trees
Charlie: STOOOOP
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Charlie trying to get Alastor to participate:
Alastor: listen bestie, I would rather die
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Cherri: weed
Angel: yeah
Husk: stop
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7 years ago
Alastor: welp time to skedaddle
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Impulse: Okay, what does A stand for? 
Pearl: Arson. 
Impulse: Okay! B! What does B stand for? 
Pearl: Barson. 
Gem: *laughter* 
Impulse: What about C? 
Pearl: Commit arson. 
Gem: Oooo.
Impulse: D! 
Pearl: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson. 
Gem: *more laughter*
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