#incorrect bts quote

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Yoongi: God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have bested him in hand to hand combat by the age of sixteen.

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[viviwhatdoyouthink]

Yoongi : I'm drinking with Namjoon on Tuesday. producer : …and that's why we have to do a whole show with alcohol? Yoongi: show!?!? I thought you were collecting a list of my drinking buddies.

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[7ndipity]

Y/n: excuse me, I've lost my cat, can I please make an announcement?

Cashier: um, sure?

Y/n: meow meow meow

Yoongi, from the other side of the store: I fucking hate you!

Y/n: there he is!

#incorrect bts quotes #bts incorrect quotes #incorrect bts #bts crack #bts x y/n #bts x reader #yoongi x y/n #yoongi x reader

[hopeinthebox]

What if I told you I'm a mastermind?

#annual lizzy day shitpost!!!!! crowd goes absolutely wild!!!!! #bringing incorrect bangtan back from the dead for the occasion #and seokjin took the hit because i'm missing him like a LIMB #but i WILL make more (weak threat) #now tagging some heroes of mine #userdimple #raplineuser #annietrack #usersky #heyryen #usermaggie #userkelli #dailybts #dailybangtan #textsfrombangtan #bts incorrectbangtan #incorrect quotes #source: parks and recreation #mark my worms i will release the reductress outtakes soon #taylor lyric mainly for kayla

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: It’s what’s on the inside that matters.

Raph: Name one time that’s been true.

Mikey: The fridge.

Raph: Fair point.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: bts #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #michelangelo #raphael

[heyyouknowbts]

BTS as Florida man headlines, volume LVIII

BTS as Florida man masterlist

#can you believe it's been nearly a whole YEAR since I've done one of these??? #also can we talk about how that photo of namjoon is a meme on its own 😂 #bts #bangtan #bts memes #bts lq #bts funny #bts as florida man #bts as #incorrect bts quotes #bts meme #bts jin #bts rm #bts suga #bts j-hope #bts v #bts jimin #bts jungkook #taekook #jungkook #v #jimin #jin #suga #j-hope #rm #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #min yoongi #jung hoseok

[notsocorrectbts]

Jungkook: What's for dinner hyung? Jin: I can't tell you, it's a soup-rise Taehyung: Is it soup? Jin: I soup-pose it could be Yoongi: Enough with the soup puns Jin: You never soup-port my jokes *After dinner* Jungkook: It was fucking tacos

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[incquotesx]

[ sets the kitchen on fire ]

hoseok : shit we need an adult!!

jungkook : YOU'RE AN ADULT

hoseok, looking extremely horrified : oh fuck

jungkook : WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET JIN HYUNG

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[heartsforlily]

james: if sirius, peter and i were drowning, who would you save ?

remus: you morons can't even swim ?

sirius: that's the point, remus. also it's a hypothetical question

peter: yea, who would you save ?

remus: my time and effort

#i think this was a bts incorrect quote #im so unoriginal #atleast im admitting it #james potter #sirius black #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #marauders #the marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders quotes

[random-incorrect-things]

Seokjin: What happens to nitrogen when it becomes day?

Seokjin: It becomes daytrogen.

Yoongi: I'm going to bed.

Seokjin: Good nitrogen.

Jungkook: Sleep tightrogen.

Taehyung: Don't let the bed bugs bitrogen.

#bts #bts incorrect quotes #incorrect bts quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #jin #seokjin #suga #yoongi #v #taehyung #jungkook #kpop

[maxthesillyy]

this is what neurotypicals do right

#lis incorrect quotes #dont ask me how long i spent on this #i dont even knwo #its not even that funny to me anymore (joke) ((im always funny)) #hey… hey… what—hey.. what—who do you think my favorite characters are. t-take a guess. #lis #life is strange #lis bts #life is strange before the storm #lis tc #life is strange true colors #lis comics #life is strange comics #max caulfield #chloe price #pricefield #should i tag ap #….nah #rachel amber #kate marsh #alex chen #tristan……… i forgor his last name #tristan tanaka #i think? #the autistic gay one. #well. wait. #max’s autistic gay friend. #hm. wait. #max’s autistic gay qpp. #*sigh* fuck it that one works they’d both just be a headcanon

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Hobi: What's wrong?

Yoongi: Nothing.

Hobi: *Suspicion*

<LATER>

Hobi: Yoongi has never lied to me and I trust him with my life.

Hobi: But that shifty bastard is hiding something.

Jimin: Drugs?

Hobi: Emotions.

Jimin:*Gasp*

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[asadfangirlbitxh]

Namjoon: This has been nice. Having an ordinary conversation about life and just catching up.

Taehyung: Do you ever wonder why Tarzan never had a beard?

Jungkook: All the fucking time

Jin: Well that was a lovely 2 minutes

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[7ndipity]

Jin: WHO ATE MY FUCKING YOGURT?! I swear I'm going to k-

Y/n: I did?

Jin: kiss you and buy some more, you honestly haven't been eating enough lately. *walks away*

Y/n: He's gone, Tete

Tae, coming out of the closet with yogurt stuffed in his mouth: twankh yuh

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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2529

(Dialogue from The Amazing World of Gumball.)

#markiplier #actor mark #wilford warfstache #ahwm #wkm #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: the amazing world of gumball #who killed markiplier #a heist with markiplier #vid: warfstache interviews markiplier #vid: ahwm helicopter #vid: wkm bts and bloopers

[daintyzumin]

{based on a true story}

Jungkook’s brother: *likes a fanart of Jimin on his instagram and Jimin in his profile pic*

Jikookers: oH MY GOD JUNGKOOK’S BROTHER IS WHIPPED FOR JIMIN!!!?

Jungkook:

Jungkook: *draws Jimin and posts it on fancafe*

Jungkook: no one is more whipped for Jimin than I am.

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