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incorrect-hs-quotes · 8 months
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John, walking on a trail back home in the dark: oh this is *scary* dark
Dave: its okay i have a flashlight
John: have you played any horror game involving a flashlight and the woods?
Dave: well yeah but im chill with most shadow demons
John: but are most shadow demons chill with you?
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birdman420 · 6 months
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Adam: Lets watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl
Warlock: Okay
Adam: And make out during the scary parts
Warlock: Th-
Warlock: The scary parts.
Warlock: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
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bonefall · 7 months
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Pov you just said something incorrect about leeches.
You're in for it now, bucko. She is loading up the powerpoint as we speak. You WILL learn about the benefits of using medicinal leeches for treating arthritis.
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gay-jewish-bucky · 2 years
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i swear to god incorrect bucko had a tweet where t'challa told bucky he would not make him and steve a vibranium bed frame but i cannot find it and since my twitter is suspended i can't search for the tweet where i know i posted a screen capture of it
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truckfreaks · 1 year
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WOW I JUST.
the chief medical officer hopped into this meeting late during my presentation and proceeds to tell me EVERYTHING IM PRESENTING ON IS INCORRECT
and I'm like no it definitely isn't I confirmed the treatment and diagnostics protocol with the state
and they were like well ive never heard xyz so it must be wrong
so I'm like hey let me see if _____ at the state dept is available for a call (and they WERE available so i added them into the presentation)
and i was like "hi can you just confirm for me that all of this stuff is correct" and they're like "yeah"
and the CMO is like "well what about xyz? I've never seen xyz and I've been doing infectious disease for twenty years"
and the state director was like "not sure why you thought that bucko. you are one hundred percent wrong. please stop doing whatever youve been doing."
and then the cmo was like "huminahuminahumina I have to go I have another meeting GOODBYE"
VINDICATED BABEY.......... FUCKING VINDICATED..........
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angel-dust-bitch · 2 years
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Sir Pentious: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.
Sir Pentious: It's me.
((I found the incorrect quotes generator and I couldn’t help myself.))
The arachnid raised a brow.
Yeah, he was starting to regret this already...
"Look Bucko-- all I asked was ya could take a look at this gun I stole from ya-- it's jammed."
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incorrectstevebucky · 4 years
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raiisakitsune · 4 years
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The winter soldier: run if you want to live.
Steve: *starts sprinting*
The winter soldier: not like toward me tho
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steveandbvcky · 4 years
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 years
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Vriska: i could have 8een gr8 if literally everything a8out me was different
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unoffical-marvel · 4 years
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Bucky: I’m a peaceful man
Sam: just yesterday you threw a chair at someone
Bucky: That was peaceful compared to the table I was going to throw at him.
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Based on this post by @incorrectbucko on Twitter
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nubsibs · 4 years
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Bucky: Look, I have many flaws. But at least heterosexuality isn't one of them.
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Sam: 5 bucks and ill walk across the traffic right now. Let these cars end my suffering
Steve, pointing @ Bucky : I only have one Buck:)
Sam: Yeah nvm I'll do of for free
Idea credit; @mcfriggingonagall
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marvelloucy · 4 years
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Honestly I'm not sure how I'm going to react if Bucky Barnes is nothing like the character I carefully created and groomed in my head, with the help of comic books, fanfictions and incorrectbucko-quotes...and I'm not sure if I'm ready for that
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