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incorrectbatfam · 7 months
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Duke: You find this place as creepy as I do, right?
Tim: So it's some kind of weird cult they wear costumes and dance around a big thing. They seem nice enough.
Duke: Okay, you're in denial. That's fine.
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golden-wires · 7 months
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i got a lil bored and wanted to make this, ngl i most likely will make more
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incorrecthatchetfield · 6 months
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Steph, after summoning The Lords in Black: You find this as creepy as I do, right?
Grace: So it's some kind of weird cult they wear costumes and dance around a big thing. They seem nice enough.
Pete: Okay, you're in denial. That's fine.
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Paragon Shepard: Um, Kasumi? Why did you tell Donovan Hock I'm invited to his house?
Kasumi: I need to get in his vault.
Shepard: You're scamming him?
Kasumi: I was thinking more like flat out stealing from him.
Shepard: What?? No way!
Kasumi: Why not? We already stole a geth.
Legion: Shepard-Commander.
Shepard: No, we didn't. Legion is a sentient being. They can do what they want.
Legion: This unit wants to steal.
Shepard: *gasp*
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spiltinksky · 4 months
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Seungcheol: You're scamming him?
Jihoon: I was thinking more like flat out stealing from him.
Seungcheol: What? No way!
Jihoon: Why not? We already stole Soonyoung.
Seungcheol: No, we didn't. Soonyoung is a unit leader. He can do what he wants.
Soonyoung: I wanna steal.
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Tfp Incorrect Quotes but They're All from Over the Garden Wall
(Slightly paraphrased, so they'll make sense)
Arcee: "We need directions."
Smokescreen: "You don't need directions! Just follow that compass inside your heart."
Arcee: ...
Arcee: "No, I'm pretty sure we need directions."
Ratchet: "Miko, don't you want to be more like Jack? -- Just always doing what you're told?"
Jack: "Huh?"
Ratchet: "Just a pathetic pushover who relies on others to make all his decisions?"
Jack: "Hey! What? I'm not a pushover!"
Ratchet: "Hold on, Jack. Let me get to my point."
Jack: "Fine."
Ratchet: "See, Miko? No willpower whatsoever. You need to be more like that."
Bulkhead: "What?! We can't STEAL from this guy!"
Wheeljack: "Why not? We already stole a human."
Bulkhead: "Humans can talk. Miko can do whatever she wants."
Miko: "I wanna steal!"
Bulkhead: "WHAT?!"
Smokescreen: "I'll think of my wish later."
Optimus: "No, no, not a wish. I'm not magic. I'll just do you a good turn."
Smokescreen: "Can you turn me into a tiger?"
Optimus: "I just said I'm not magic."
Smokescreen: "It doesn't have to be a magical tiger."
Miko: "It's GOT to be a real ghost!"
Jack: "But h-how can you be so certain?"
Miko: "Cause I really, really wanna see a ghost -- really bad."
Jack: "Oh."
Ratchet: "Ok, Jack. I'll admit it. You seem like a pushover, but you're not."
Jack: "Oh?"
Ratchet: "Deep down in your heart, you're a stubborn jerk! When are you gonna give this up?"
Jack: "Maybe never. Maybe I'll never give this up!"
Airachnid: *smacks Starscream with a broom* "No seekers aloud in my forest!"
Starscream: "No seeker aloud in your?-"
Airachnid: "It's a bad omen when a seeker enters through your door. It's bad luck."
Starscream: "Lady, seekers are good luck! We bring joy and happiness to the- AHH!"
Airachnid: *smacks him again* "Good luck, bad luck, I don't want any of it!"
Starscream: "Curse you, lady, curse you! You'll die someday, and I'll laugh! LAUGH! AHAHAHAHAHA!"
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xovera-toz · 7 months
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Greg: Why do the other kids like playing family so much?
Beatrice: Ask your brother. He's playing mom 24/7 and doesn't seem to get tired of it.
Wirt, hands on his hips: Okay, so first of all-
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Colress: Um, Grim? W-why are you pretending we're all chummy with Ghetsis?
Grimsley: We need money.
Colress: So you’re scamming him?
Grimsley: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him.
Colress: *who is VERY aware of what the Shadow Triad and Ghetsis are capable of* What? No way.
Grimsley: Why not? We already stole his puppet king.
N: Hi, new uncles.
Colress: No, we didn't. N is a bright young man - he can do whatever he wants.
N: I wanna steal.
Colress: *mortified gasp*
Grimsley: *cackles*
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Markus: you're scamming this guy?
Kara: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Markus: what?! No!
Kara: why not? We already stole Connor!
Connor: hey guys.
Markus: no, we didn't. Connor can think and talk for himself. He can do whatever he wants!
Connor: I wanna steal.
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incorrectpinescone · 10 months
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Wirt: We'd like to patronize your fine establishment my good man.
Dipper: By patronize he means we want to buy stuff from you, not... mock you. We probably will mock you. But that's not what he meant.
Gideon, shaking his fist: I know what he meant. Don't patronize me.
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theclod3215 · 2 years
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Hehe get it deer god,,, The Beast hehe
@incorrectpinescone i am in love with you legitimately the best inspiration for art block
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Enjolras: Um, Grantaire, why are you pretending I’m this guy’s family? Grantaire: We need money. Enjolras: You’re scamming him? Grantaire: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him? Enjolras: What? No way! Grantaire: Why not? We already stole Gavroche! Gavroche: Hey guys. Enjolras: No we didn’t. Gavroche is old enough to make his own decisions, he can do whatever he wants! Gavroche: I wanna steal.
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Carth Onasi: We already stole a droid!
HK-47: Greeting: Hey guys.
Revan: No we didn’t. HK’s an intelligent droid. He can do whatever he wants.
HK-47: Statement: I wanna steal.
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swsh-incorrect-quotes · 6 months
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Hop: we already stole Piers
Leon: Piers can do what he wants
Piers: I want to steal
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spiltinksky · 4 months
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Minghao: Hey! Buried treasure!
Wonwoo: Whoa, really? What'd you find?
Minghao: A skeleton!
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