#incorrect pirates of the Caribbean

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Pulitzer: You are, without a doubt, the worst strike leader I’ve ever heard of.

Jack: But you have heard of me.

#jack during the talk at Pulitzer’s mansion is so iconic #he knows what’s going on #he knows exactly what Pulitzer wants and isn’t going to give it to him while being as sassy as possible #sassmaster jack Kelly #that’s why he falls so hard for Davey the vice president of sass #he hears Davey talk back and is like ‘dammit that’s hot’ #jack weathers Pulitzer’s threats to himself without blinking- it’s only when his boys (DAVEY BY NAME) are threatened that he even considers #giving in #jack isn’t a coward #and I will forever hate the stage show for making him look that way #also Pulitzer hints that he knows what Snyder does to the boys in his care and what jack has suffered and that’s even more fucked up #I forget how dark the film is and hints at being #the og scripts are also pretty horrifying #ngl the stage show glosses over a lot of the violence these kids suffered when fighting for their rights #I’m off topic again #someday I’ll write an essay #incorrect pirates of the Caribbean #newsies #newsies 1992 #newsies stage show #incorrect newsies quotes #jack kelly #incorrect quotes #newsies film #92sies #pulitzer #the film is so gay and I love it #Kenny Ortega did his best for us #incorrect jack sparrow #pirates of the caribbean

[wazzi2ya]

Husk, while the hotel is fighting off the second extermination: Angel! Will you marry me?!

Angel, in the middle of shooting at a wave of exorcists: I dont think now's the best time!

Husk: Now may be the only time!

Husk, as they meet in the middle of the battle field: I love you.

Husk: I've made my choice, what's yours?

Angel: ...

Angel: LUCIFER!

Husk: Wha-

Angel: MARRY US!

Lucifer, shooting past towards where Lute is fighting Charlie: I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT!

#i remember someone mentioned once how when elizabeth shouts at barbossa it looks like she's choosing him and jgjfjf #imagine Husk's confusion like that #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel angel dust #huskerdust #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel husk #angelhusk #text is from pirates of the caribbean btw #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes

[apoetsworld]

James: i-i have the chance to do the right thing reg

Regulus: Oh i love those moments!

James: really?

Regulus: yes i love to wave at them as they pass by

#source: pirates of the caribbean #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #marauders #wolfstar #harry potter #remus lupin #starchaser #hp marauders #marauders era #the marauders era #the marauders #regulus arcturus black #remus john lupin #james fleamont potter #sirius black imagine #sirius lupin #sirius orion black #remus x sirius #sirius x remus #james potter fluff #moony padfoot and prongs #moony and padfoot #prongs and padfoot #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #padfoot

[ap-kinda-lit]

Kagome, alongside Inuyasha in the middle of a battle: Miroku! Marry us!

Miroku, fending off demons: I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT.

#s: pirates of the caribbean #Inukag #incorrect quotes #incorrect inuyasha #inuyasha #Miroku #kagome #kagome higurashi #kagome x inuyasha #inuyasha x kagome #pirates of the caribbean

[nightfurycyare]

inspired by @lorrainestea ‘s post of wanting Din and Bo getting married in the Pirates of the Caribbean style 

#dinbo #dinbo fanart #din djarin #bo katan kryze #the armorer #bo katan x din #bo katan kryze x din djarin #the mandolorian s3 #the mandolarian #pirates of the caribbean #incorrect dinbo

[spacelion-loveshermulletson]

Feng Xin: Mu Qing, will you marry me?

Mu Qing: [fighting off a herd of ghouls] W-what?!

Feng Xin: Marry me!

Mu Qing: I don't think now is the best time!

Feng Xin: [kicks away a zombie] Now may be the only time!

Feng Xin: I love you. I've made my choice.

Feng Xin: [grabs Mu Qing's hand] What's yours?

Mu Qing:

Mu Qing: Xie Lian! Marry us!

Xie Lian: Oh my Gods, yes!!

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven offical's blessing #fengqing #feng xin x mu qing #xianle trio #tgcf feng xin #tgcf mu qing #tgcf xie lian #incorrect tgcf #incorrect tgcf quotes #incorrect heaven official's blessing #source: pirates of the caribbean #slightly changed though

[lorrainestea]

I would do ANYTHING to see Din and Bo getting married in Pirates of the Caribbean style.

Imagine:

*Mandalorians vs Gideon’s troopers*

Din: Bo, will you marry me?

Bo-Katan: I don’t think now is the best time!

Din: Now may be the only time! *grabs her arm and looks in her eyes*

Din: I love you. I’ve made my choice. What’s yours?

Bo-Katan: *turns away from him* Armorer! Marry us!

The armorer, smashing the Imps with her hammer: I’M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT!

#the mandalorian #din djarin #bo katan kryze #the armorer #bo katan kryze x din djarin #the mandalorian season 3 #dinbo #pirates of the caribbean #inspired #incorrect DinBo

[cod-dump]

Ghost, handing Soap a ring: Here, put this on

Soap: A ring?

Soap: *puts it on*

Ghost: Great we’re getting married in the spring

Ghost: *stands and leaves*

Soap:

Soap: WHAT KIND OF PROPOSAL IS THAT!?

#theyre gonna end up actually saying their vows in the middle of a fight like in pirates of the Caribbean #könig starts to cry because he’s happy for them while slitting someone’s throat #price is going to officiate #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #incorrect quotes #call of duty #soapghost #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #ghostsoap #original quote #modern warfare

[coldemergency]

Harry: You actually were telling the truth

Voldemort: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised

#harry potter #incorrect quotes #fanfic #harry potter is a menace #tomarry #hp #fanfiction #tom riddle #harrymort #voldemort #tomarrymort #ao3 #pirates of the caribbean #potc

[stardust948]

Why Sukka wedding was never mentioned in LOK

Sokka, while fighting: Will you marry me?

Suki: I don’t think now’s the best time!

Sokka: Now may be the only time! I love you. I’ve made my choice. What’s yours?

Suki: Zuko! Marry us!

Zuko: I’m a little busy at the moment!

Sokka: Zuko, Now!

Zuko: Fine then. Dearly Beloved and New Ozai Society, we are gathered here today to join these two souls…

*Drop kicks a usurper*

Zuko: … and quell this uprising!

Sokka: Suki, Leader of the Kyoshi Warriors, do you take me to be your husband?

Suki: I do.

Sokka: Great!

[more fighting]

Suki: Sokka, Warrior of the Southern Water Tribe, do you take me to be your wife, in sickness and in health, with health being less likely?

Sokka: I do.

[more fighting]

Zuko: As Firelord, I now pronounce you…

[interrupted by fighting]

Zuko: You may kiss…

[more fighting]

Zuko: …You may kiss…

[more fighting]

Zuko: …JUST KISS!

Sokka and Suki: *share a passionate kiss*

#literal gunshot wedding #atla #sokka #suki #sukka #zuko #firelord zuko #source: pirates of the caribbean #incorrect quotes #atla incorrect quotes #sukka incorrect quotes

[moonsugar-and-spice]

Zhao, smirking smugly: "You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of!"

Lu Da, ringed fingers raised: "But you have heard of me!"

Took way too long to get to it, but I couldn't not draw this.

#thank you for this perfect ask #thank you anon! #zhao #admiral zhao #lu da #atla oc #pirates #original character #atla incorrect quotes #memes #source: pirates of the caribbean #art #comic #moonsugar draws #sorry for taking a million years to answer #better late than never?

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Boromir, confused: What vexes all men?

Galadriel, cryptically: What indeed?

Aragorn: The sea?

Pippin: Sums?

Frodo: The dichotomy of good and evil?

Everyone: -_-

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect hobbit quotes #lord of the rings #the hobbit #source: pirates of the caribbean #the fellowship of the ring #boromir #galadriel #aragorn #pippin #frodo

[theenbynightingale]

Wednesday: I may have had... briefly, mind you... stirrings for Enid.

Eugene:

Eugene: Stirrings?

Wednesday: Stirrings.

Eugene: What, like feelings, you mean?

Wednesday: No, no, no, no, not quite all the way to feelings. More like... 

Wednesday:

Eugene:

Wednesday: All right, feelings, damn you.

#Wednesday #Wednesday Addams #wenclair #eugene otinger #enid sinclair #tim burton #wednesday netflix #wednesday incorrect quotes #source: pirates of the caribbean

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Gem, after killing Oli in the battle for the crown: Someone make note of that man's bravery.

#incorrect empires smp quotes #incorrect empires quotes #incorrect empires smp #incorrect empires #incorrect quotes #empires smp #empires smp season 2 #empires season 2 #empires s2 #geminitay #orionsound #source: pirates of the caribbean

[godsofhumanity]

Pentheus: You are without a doubt the worst god I’ve ever heard of.

Dionysus: *finger guns* But you have heard of me!

#noo Pentheus stay away from him or ur whole family will die 😔 #pentheus #dionysus #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: pirates of the caribbean (film) #queuetzalcoatl

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Silco: You seem familiar. Have I threatened you before?

#incorrect piltover quotes #incorrect quotes #arcane silco #silco #league of legends #arcane #riot games #source: pirates of the caribbean