#incorrect steve and bucky

[painted-doe]

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[white-wolf-actually]

That boy never minded him own business a day in his goddamn life.

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[super-marvel-dc]

Steve: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Bucky, Wade, and Y/N: Ok.

Steve: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Bucky: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Y/N: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Wade: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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[romanoffshouse]

Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.

Steve: You have Bucky?

Kidnapper: Yeah

Steve: Good luck with that.

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[literaryavenger]

Steve, seeing Y/N babying Bucky: What happened??

Y/N, putting a bandaid on Bucky’s finger: Bucky got a paper cut.

Steve, rolling his eyes: Seriously? Yesterday Sam was screaming "I've been stabbed!" and all you did was yell "shut up!"

Y/N, after kissing Bucky’s boo-boo: That's because he was screaming "I think I've been stabbed!" Bitch, you're either stabbed or you aren't!

Steve:

Y/N:

Steve:

Natasha, sitting next to them while casually eating cereal: She's right.

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[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Bucky: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Steve: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Bucky: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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[marvel-lous-guy]

Steve: okay, team bonding exercises! What is everyone's biggest fear?

Clint: accidentally committing tax fraud

Sam: sharks

Nat: your more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark

Peter: actually, your more likely to be bitten by a stranger in New York than by a shark anywhere else in the nation

Clint: I'm changing mine to strangers in New York

Bucky: trains

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[howlingcommanddo]

Bucky: im gonna need you to swear-

Pre-Serum Steve: fuck

Bucky: swear as in promise.

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[gay-jewish-bucky]

Bucky, drunk and sobbing on the table: And I keep trying to tell Steve I'm in love with him, but he's so damn dense and he never notices when I flirt with him!

Steve, Oblivious and Dumb: ...When did you meet someone else named Steve?

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[lives-in-midgard]

Steve: Why did you hit Sam?

Bucky: He made y/n cry.

Steve: Y/n always cries!

Y/n: That's not true. [starts crying]

Bucky: Steve what did you do!

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[buckywiththegoodhair86]

Been making some memes of Cap and his friends.

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[its-really-dry]

y/n: whats 6.9?

wanda: ..... I'm not sure....?

y/n: a wonderful thing ruined by a period.

wanda: Y/N

bucky: *chokes*

nat: *snorts*

clint: *from the other room* HAHÄGEYTIISJBSBSNßE373

steve: oh god....

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[super-marvel-dc]

Bucky: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Y/N: It was Sam.

Steve: It was Sam.

Natasha: Sam broke it.

Sam:

Sam: ...yOU PROMISED-

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[romanoffshouse]

[Steve and Sam texting]

Steve: Bucky is in court right now. :(

Sam: And I broke my leg. Why is he in court?

Steve: Bucky hit someone with his car by accident but I don't know who.

How did you break your leg?

Sam: Someone hit me with their car.

Steve: Oh

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

[Steve and Bucky kissing]

Natasha: If Tony could see you two right now he'd have a heart attack.

Sam: Good idea. I'll take a picture.

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[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Steve: Being gay bi is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Bucky: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

Steve, getting teary: I love you so much.

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