if anyone ever finds a way to legit cheat death then my money's on ao3 authors being the ones who do
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Me, everytime I face an Eyeless Dog (and I survive!!!)
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This has probably been done before but here is my version of the barbie meme with these two losers
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VARIOUS | 𝗉𝗋𝖾-𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌𝗄𝗂𝗉!𝗁𝖺𝗂𝗄𝗒𝗎𝗎 𝗍𝖾𝗑𝗍𝗌 𝗏𝗌 𝖻𝗋𝖺 𝗐𝗂𝗋𝖾𝗌, 𝘱𝘵. 𝘰𝘯𝘦.
⚘ précis. ≡ you simply wondered if your boyfriend tsukishima, tanaka, kozume, or hinata knows what bra wires are used for.
⚘ disclaimers. ≡ afab!reader, no fem-aligned sobriquets or race implications (accidentally used the black hand in tanaka’s, ignore it lol).
⚘ category. ≡ sfw text convos.
𖦥 m.list. oc.list
TSUKISHIMA KEI.
RYUNOSUKE TANAKA.
HINATA SHOYO.
KOZUME KENMA.
yuyinesque | translate with permission & peruse without theft.
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tsukki's gonna cherish these beautiful memories.
also on twitter
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I don’t wanna live but I also don’t want to die. All I wanna do is self destruct and make myself suffer , but I also want to find comfort and joy in this life.
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Soap: Ye’ know, I’m sick and tired of ye guys arguing about my driv-
Ghost: Yes you’re horrible, continue
Soap: WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU’RE DRIVING
Ghost: MY DRIVING IS PERFECT
Soap: Ye’ almost killed me last time we were in Las Al-
Ghost: BUT WE ARRIVED TO OUR DESTINATION
Soap: YEAH I ARRIVED WITH MY HEART ALL OVER THE FLOOR, LT
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(Price and Gaz in the background)
Gaz: You didn’t tell them…?
Price: That I confiscated both tanks and cars keys for them to use…? No, I didn’t
Gaz: Where are the keys?
Price: Soap’s bunk
Gaz: But-
Price: He stays with Ghost. Not a single step in that bunker of his.
Gaz: …
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*Arackniss comes out as aroace*
Henroin: So I’ve got one son who likes men and one who likes nobody. Does anyone in this family like women?
Molly: *slowly raises her hand*
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