Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk
the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: what.
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????
MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore
Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun
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✨With the punch of a pentagram I wap bam boom alakazam✨
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Lucifer: That is not how things work Mc...
Mc: Why not??!!
Lucifer: *sighs* I'm not going to consume your soul for something like this...
Mc: But demons always accept anything in exchange for a soul!!!
Lucifer: At this point Mc? You know us, we don't do those things... How desperate you are?
Mc: Please Luci!!! *almost crying* Let me make a deal with the devil (you).
Lucifer: For the last time Mc, I will not accept your soul in exchange for doing your thesis.
Mc: Luciiiii pleaseeeeee!!!!
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Simeon: Stop eating crab legs! How would you feel if someone cracked your legs open and ate your insides?
MC: See, me personally-
Lucifer: MC!
MC: I didn't actually say it! I was gonna say it!- But I didn't!
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I read this chat and couldn't help but think.
Lucifer is an imperturbable demon, he does not care how many demons die for his bones, how many humans, men and women worship him. He is pride personified, people's desire for him and flattery has no effect.
Ah but despite that, when someone tells him how irresistible he is or how good he looks in such and such a thing, he goes running to Mc to tell them.
"Mc, they say that this suit makes my body slender, that this color looks good on me, what do you think Mc, don't you think so? Don't you find me irresistible?"
Because he doesn't give a shit about everyone else, but his sheep?, ah his sheep, what can he do to keep his little sheep's eyes on him?
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OG Obey Me Summary
Lilith: Ya'll are such a mess I need to send my DESCENDANT to fix your shit.
Nightbringer Summary
Nightbringer: Ya'll are such a mess I need to bring your FUTURE therapist to fix your shit.
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Plane things with peepaw luci✨
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