#no one respects my drip karen

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tag drop part two i guess

#╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝗱𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀. ┊ i'm just in a silly goofy mood #╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝘀𝗮𝗺. ┊ the friendly green giant #╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝗼𝘁𝗽; 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗲𝘀𝘀. ┊ no one's arms felt more like home than yours #╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸. ┊ what in the reese's pb fuck is going on here? #╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘂𝗲. ┊ baby i'm not even here #╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗼. ┊ respect the drip karen #╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗼. ┊ my friend's in there #╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘀. ┊ okay pull up hoe #╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹. ┊ come get y’all juice

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Jungkook × The way I loved you (Angst and happy ending pls :(( )

The Way I Loved You - JJK

Pairing: Ex!Jungkook X Reader

Theme: Angst, a little fluff, exes to lovers au

Word Count: 1120

Song: The way I loved you

Warnings: heart break, unsatisfactory relationship and nothing else.

Minors and Karens aren't allowed in this blog!!

A/N: Thank you so much for this request anon! And I'm sorry if it doesn't reach upto your expectations. As I said earlier, I'm way too sick these days. However, I still hope you like it.

"This is not what I asked for, Jungkook!" You scream at the top of your voice. 

"You asked for time Y/N. And I am trying to give you time! Now what the fuck is your problem?" Jungkook screams back. 

"This is not time, Kook. You are asking me to shop for everything I need within 2 hours while the supermarket is 30 minutes away. You can't even spare me time for something as common as grocery. I don't know how trivial you think of me. I just-" you take your purse and storm out of the apartment shutting the door loudly behind you.

When you came back home that afternoon, you found no trace of Jungkook. You don't know why you had a faint expectation that he would cancel his schedule for you, he would give you some time, he would respect what you want, what you need, you just know you didn't get it all at the end. 

Jin nudges your side pulling you back from the grips of the past. 

"You okay darling?" He asks, concern dripping from his voice. That's when you realize you have been too lost in your thoughts to pay any attention to your boyfriend. 

"Ah- yeah. I'm fine." You reply, faking a smile as always. It's a good thing that Jin doesn't get how many smiles you fake in a day. 

"You look beautiful tonight." He places a soft kiss on your temple. Then he goes back to driving towards your destination. You smile again as your heart fills with guilt. 

Jin is a perfect boyfriend. He's handsome, has a decent job, he gets along with your parents really well, he knows how to cook, he respects your choices, he respects your privacy… All in all, he's everything a girl would want. But… he's not the one for you. 

There's only one flaw in your and Jin's relationship, which is that you don't love him. You have poured all of your love on Jungkook and your heart is now a wasteland, which sometimes bleeds during midnights and 2 in the mornings when you curse out Jungkook's name crying on the pillow. 

"Y/N look at me. Try to look into my eyes, okay baby?" Jungkook holds your body tightly in his as you feel the world around you is morphing into darkness. 

"Y/N, can you hear me?" He says again with a trembling voice.

"Yes I- I do." You manage to say. 

"Good. Now listen to me. I am here okay? No one can hurt you. I will never let any harm come near you. You know that right? My baby knows that." Jungkook hugs you with everything he has in himself. One of his hands rubs on your back as another stays wrapped around your waist. 

Jungkook always knew how to calm you down during your panic attacks. That night when a drunk guy followed you to your apartment and you lost your shit, he made you feel secure. You know no harm can touch you when you are under Jungkook's wings. 

You feel your eyes sting with tears. You still love Jungkook till this date. The breakup was mutual. Both of you decided to part your ways given the fact that the relationship was being too frustrating and complicated. But it feels too wrong now. It feels as if there's more to the story. Only now you know you feel way more for Jungkook than you ever thought you did. 

Hence, you feel like a criminal whenever you look at Jin's face. He's nothing but sincere, but you still can't love him. 

"We're here." Jin parks the car beside something like a park. 

It's seven in the evening and you don't know what he has brought you to this park for. 

"Park? I thought we were going to that steak house you love so much?" You ask Jin. 

"We will. But before that I have a surprise for you." He replies. 

"Surprise? Here? But it seems like it's gonna rain?" You stare at the angry red sky from the car window. 

"Don't worry. We'll be done soon." Jin mutters before getting out of the car. 

You two walk through the park with intertwined hands. The park is beautiful indeed, perfect for couples, perfect for taking cute photos, perfect for you and Jungkook.

Fuck! You're thinking of Jungkook again. You're thinking so much of him that you start hallucinating him. 

A figure sitting on a bench approx five meters away from you and Jin looks just like Jungkook. He looks way too much like Jungkook. He is Jungkook! 

No! This can't happen. You tug at Jin's hand trying to pull him towards a different direction. 

"No. You can't walk back, Y/N." Jin says, stopping on track. 

"What-" 

"Y/N.." you hear another voice. That familiar one that you love the most. It's Jungkook. 

"Jungkook.." your eyes start to sting again. 

"Remember I said I had a surprise for you?" Jin smiles at you. 

Your eyes widen as you look at him, "B-but how do you-" 

"I could detect your fake smiles from the very first week of our relationship, Y/N. All I had to do was to dig up a little bit." Jin's hand loosens grip on yours. 

"You deserve to be happy, Y/N. Even if it's not with me." Jin now faces Jungkook, "And you- Don't fuck up this time." With that he walks back, winking at you for one last time. And soon it's only you and Jungkook in this wide, vast park.

"How have you been?" You ask Jungkook. 

"Miserable. You?" 

"Same." You two stare into each other's eyes. Both of you are only moments away from bursting into tears. 

"I- I can't do this without you, Y/N. Life feels like a chore without you. I am only breathing. I have stopped living the day we parted our ways. I- just can't-" Jungkook breaks down into a loud sob. 

You take two steps towards him, placing a hand on one of his arms, you say, "Neither can I Jungkook. I felt like a criminal each time I looked at Jin. Each time I looked at him I only searched for you. I love you. I fucking love you. I never stopped loving you." Your own face is now covered with tears. 

The sky mirrors your emotions and starts crying too. 

You look up at the sky for a moment and then look at Jungkook, you find him looking at you already. He closes the distance between you two and places his lips on yours. You two get so lost in the kiss that you don't even care getting drenched in the pouring rain. 

Jungkook parts first, connects his forehead with yours and whispers, "I missed this. I missed screaming and crying and kissing in the rain. I missed you. I missed the way I loved you." 

"I missed you too, missed you like crazy, kook." You seal your lips with his again wishing it all to stay forever and beyond. 

#bts angst #jungkook angst #bts x reader #jungkook x reader #bts x you #jungkook x you #jungkook x y/n #bts fanfiction #jungkook fanfic #bts jungkook #bts fanfic

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Songbird || EIGHT

Eddie Roundtree x Fem!Reader

Warnings: none

Word Count: 2k

Part Summary: Y/N’s song debuts on the radio and she might be making an album.

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TRACK EIGHT;

THIS IS TROUBLE

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Y/N L/N: Hearing my voice on the radio was something I always wanted since I started singing. I always imagined what it would be like, but actually hearing it was something completely different. 

…

Karen and Camila ate together at the kitchen table with Julia sitting between them, the only sound heard was Julia’s occasional babble and the radio playing quietly in the background. It was early in the morning so not everyone was awake, the only people who were were Camila, Karen and Y/N, who was in the shower. 

As the radio switched over to the next song, Camila looked up in recognition. 

“Is this…” Camila didn’t even finish the sentence before Karen caught onto what song it was. 

“It’s Y/N’s song.” Karen says.

Camila smiles before she races to the bathroom, banging on the door. Y/N’s voice was heard through the door, she was singing Respect by Aretha Franklin. 

“Go away, I’m taking a shower!” Y/N yelled through the door. 

“Y/N come out, you’re on the radio.” Camila yelled excitedly. 

There were thumps and bottles falling over from the bathroom before the door opened, steam pooling out. Y/N stands in the doorway with nothing but a towel wrapped around herself. 

“What?” She says.

“Come on!” Camila says, dragging the girl into the kitchen. 

As Y/N entered, her hair dripping wet and her skin covered in droplets of water, her voice echoed around the kitchen. 

“Holy shit!” Y/N muttered under her breath, “My voice is on the fucking radio.”

Y/N took another moment to process before she smiled, “Cover Julia’s ears, my voice is on the fucking radio!”

When Karen re-entered the kitchen, following her were everyone else, each rubbing sleep out of their eyes. 

“What’s so important that you woke us up this early?” Eddie muttered.

“And why is Y/N naked?” Warren commented.

“It’s ten in the morning, you should be awake and listen to the song.” Karen says.

“It’s a recording of Y/N’s song?” Graham says. 

“No, it’s better,” Y/N says, a wide smile on her face that she couldn’t contain, “My song is on the radio.”

“What?” Warren says, eyes widening. 

There was silence for a few moments as everyone listened to the song before chaos broke out. Warren was the first to run over and hug Y/N, spinning her around excitedly. 

“Warren, careful, my towel is gonna fall.” Y/N says, clutching the top of the towel to her chest.

“That’s not necessarily a bad thing.” Warren says with a wink and Y/N nudged him. 

The next to hug her was Graham, his hug was short and sweet, not wanting to be the one responsible for her towel falling off. Eddie however didn’t hug her, he simply watched from the other side of the table with a smile on his face. 

Y/N made eye contact with him as Camila hugged her. There was a lot said in one look, things said that didn’t need to be said aloud. The smile on Y/N’s face never faltered. 

…

Y/N L/N: I don’t think there was a time in my life that I enjoyed more than that moment. I had my single out, I had money that I could spend and not worry about whether I had enough to cover the rent, Christmas was coming up, everything was going well.

…

Christmas time rolled around quickly and Y/N couldn’t be more excited. She finally had money to spend on the people she loved. Getting gifts had been easy for the most part, the only people she struggled with was Billy, but with the help of Camila and Graham she had managed to find something, and Eddie. Finding a gift for Eddie was challenging because finding something good enough was hard. She wanted to find something perfect. 

Y/N sat on the couch with Julia in her arms, “Say hi to the camera.” Y/N says, raising Julia’s arm to wave at the camera. Camila smiled behind the camera. 

“I think she wants uncle Graham now.” Graham says, picking up Julia.

“Hey, that’s not fair, you’ve had her basically all day.” Y/N says, leaving back. Graham shrugged and wandered off over to Billy. Y/N shook her head with a smile and picked up her drink. 

As Y/N took a sip, Billy sat down next to her, Y/N looked at him, her smile faltering for a split second. Y/N hadn’t necessarily forgiven Billy for what he did on tour. Of course she was civil with him and spoke to him in group conversation, but she still held onto that small grudge. The two sat there without any words for a few seconds. 

“I still haven’t said congratulations for your single.” Billy says. 

“Thanks,” Y/N says, “It still feels surreal if I’m being honest. I have a meeting with Teddy next week to discuss the future of my career, hopefully an album.”

“That’s great Y/N,” Billy says, “I’m proud of you.”

Y/N finally turned to Billy and smiled, “Thank you Billy.”

Billy smiled in return before his attention was caught by Julia, he quickly got up and headed to his daughter, a wide smile stretching across his face. 

“Oh, I have my presents for everyone!” Y/N says, suddenly remembering the bag she stored under her bed. 

After collecting it, she passed out all the presents, “I went a bit overboard on Julia but I couldn’t help myself.” Y/N placed four presents down by Billy’s feet for Julia. 

“Y/N, you didn’t have to get us anything.” Camila says.

“I wanted to, you guys are my family.” Y/N says, sitting back down. 

As everyone unwrapped their gifts, each person had a smile on their face but Y/N’s was the brightest. 

“No way!” Warren exclaimed, “How did you know I wanted this?”

“Because whenever we walked past the store you would always say ‘I want that’.” Y/N laughed and Warren tackled her in a hug and placed a kiss on her cheek and she let out a loud laugh. 

Looking around at everyone, Y/N took a sip of her drink, happy that she was surrounded by these people. 

“Hey.” Eddie says, sitting down next to Y/N. 

“Hey,” Y/N says, moving over to give him more room, “Did you like your present?”

“I haven’t opened it yet.” Eddie says.

Y/N lightly hit him on the arm, “Open it!” 

Eddie shook his head and began tearing into the paper to reveal a long black box. Opening it up, Eddie let out a small gasp at what was inside. 

“You said to me a couple weeks ago that your necklace from your grandmother broke so I’ve been looking around for ages and found this one,” Y/N says, “It’s not an exact match but looks similar.”

“Y/N, I don’t know what to say.” Eddie says, looking at Y/N. 

“You don’t have to say anything.” Y/N says.

Eddie wrapped one of his arms around Y/N, pulling her in close so she was fully pressed up to his side. Before Y/N could react to anything, he pressed a kiss to her cheek, dangerously close to her lips, Y/N couldn’t help but hold her breath. The kiss lingered there for a moment too long before Eddie pulled away, looking deep into Y/N’s eyes, Y/N doing the same. 

Y/N’s eyes scanned over Eddie’s features, that she hadn't noticed before. The very light scar he had just below his hairline from the time he bumped his head on the corner of the door. The extremely light freckles scattered across his face that you could still barely see even being close. The plumpness of his lips, the lips that Y/N had kissed that night. Lips she couldn’t seem to get out of her mind no matter how hard she tried. 

Eddie noticed things about Y/N as well, from the slight smudge of her eyeliner as she had had it on all day, the smoothness of her skin he yearned to reach up and caress, the hairs falling into her face that she would always push away. Everything about Y/N was ingrained in his brain, he tried to stop thinking about her but it was becoming almost impossible. 

A camera flash went off interrupting both Y/N and Eddie from the daydreams they were both having. Y/N broke eye contact first while Eddie still gazed at her. Camila was behind the camera smiling. 

“Can I have that photo when you get it developed?” Y/N asked. 

“Of course,” Camila says, snapping another photo of Eddie looking adoringly at Y/N, “And you can have that one as well.”

Eddie finally turned away from Y/N, finally fully snapping out of his daydream. Y/N lent further into Eddie, wrapping her arms around his torso, her head resting on his chest. 

“This is fine, right?” Y/N mumbled. 

“Yeah,” Eddie says, “Yeah, completely fine.”

Eddie gently rested his hand on her arm, thumb gently caressing the skin of her bicep. From across the room, Camila snapped another photo, smiling to herself. 

Later in the night, everyone lounged around in the living room, tired from the whole day. Camila, Graham, Karen, Warren and Y/N sat bundled up together on the couch while Eddie sat on his own on the chair. Y/N sat on the arm of the couch, her hand absently playing with Warren’s curls. 

“Well, it took forever, but she’s finally asleep.” Billy says with a tired voice. 

“She’s asleep!” Karen exclaimed, “Come on, come and have some fun.”

“Look, I, uh, I’d like to play something for you, if you’re open to it,” Billy says, “I understand if you’re not.”

“We’re not.” Eddie says, cutting in.

Slowly, everyone turned their heads towards him, even Y/N. 

“We’re not, right guys? I mean,” Eddie says, but no one responded, “Oh, come on. You can’t do this. You can’t just walk back in here like nothing happened.”

“You’re right. I’m sorry,” Billy says, “I’m just gonna go check on Julia.” 

As Billy begins to walk out of the room, Eddie rolls his eyes, “Hey, asshole. Play the damn song.”

…

INTERVIEWER: Why did you stay?

EDDE ROUNDTREE: I ask myself that all the time.

Y/N L/N: At the time, I wasn’t sure why Eddie stayed, but it became more obvious to me as time went on.

…

“So you’re telling me that I’m making an album?” Y/N exclaimed. 

“It won’t be just yet, but maybe in the next year, yes.” Teddy answered.

“Oh my god!” Y/N yelled, excited. She threw her arms around Teddy and pulled him into a hug. Teddy smiled and hugged the girl back. 

When Y/N pulled away, someone else walked into the studio, she had long red hair that Y/N was jealous of. There was an aura about this girl that seemed to entice Y/N, she wanted to get to know her.

“Who’s this?” Y/N asked. 

“This is Daisy Jones,” Teddy introduced, “She’s working on the new song Billy wrote.”

“It’s great to meet you.” Y/N says. 

“I’ve heard your song on the radio,” Daisy says, dumping her bag down, “I love it.”

Y/N smiled, it was the first time someone other than the people she lived with said that they loved her song, “Thank you Daisy, that means a lot.”

“Do you wanna stick around?” Daisy asked, “I’ve made changes to the song and it would be great for someone else to hear them, y’know other than Teddy.”

…

Y/N L/N: Daisy was something else, a powerhouse and I already knew then that she would be huge. She was fucking amazing, still is.

DAISY JONES: I thought that Simone was the only person in my life who ever believed in me, but when I met Y/N, well Y/N believed in me from the start.

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╰┈➤ You can call me Crystal (online name). I’m someone who happens to have Generalized Anxiety Disorder that decided to finally use their Tumblr account to talk about their surplus of ideas that have plagued them for years.

╰┈➤ I don’t mind who interacts with me as long as you’re respectful, after all, the block button exists for a reason anyways.

╰┈➤ I write a ton but I never finish anything, except for my current project which will hopefully turn out the way I want. I want to take writing requests one day but that’s far in the future when I’m not neck deep in my Au 👍✨

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Encanto fanfiction enjoy!

One week after the casita fell julieta and agustin is sleeping in there room

"Time to get up juli" Agustin said as he kissed her forhead

"Mmm five more minutes gus"julieta said

Agustin chuckled"juli your not 5 years old any more are you" "no i guess not"

" So can you get up" agustin said hoping she would get up"yeah"

Julieta got up to make breakfast and was greeted by luisa and dolores "hi tia"said dolores in her normal whisper tone"hi mi sobrina"

"Hi mami" luisa said a little shyly

"Hi mi bebe" "you two can go to the table breakfast will be ready in five"julieta said with a smile on her face "ok"dolores and luisa said and walked off

They went to sit down but then luisa starts to have a panic attack"I CANT BREATH I CANT BREATH"Agustin who is sitting next to her calms her down "she already has a rapid heart beat"he thought rubbing her arm and telling her to breath"breath mi luz breath por favor" luisa calms down shortly after "thanks papa"luisa said

"Your welcome mi luz"he said softly

Julieta comes out with the breakfast and they eat

"Camilo why are you wearing diffrent clothes" he was now dressed in a red rauna everything else is the same but.........his hair its now more well.... emo

"Respect the drip karen"he says

Dolores gives him a sassy look"ok"she says

Pepa immédiately notices"camilo why you dressed like that?"

"hey mami....... Its alright"dolores says

"Ok mi vida i guess your right" then camilo comes down from the stairs and everyone stares at him blankly"what?" He says and right after noticed what everyone thought was camilo is acually carlos

"THATS CARLOS"camilo said very scared

"Yes it is"said carlos

Luisa tries to get up and fight But agustin sits her back down"luisa stay out of this"

"Ok"she says

Antonio who was sitting across from him he goes over and is strangling him

"LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!"dolores says screaming louder than she has ever screamed in who knows how long Throwing carlos to the ground and beating him up carlos gets a grip on dolores' hair and pulls it

"YOU WHORE DONT YOU EVER TOUCH ANTONIO AGAIN!"dolores screamed

He gets up and goes towards the kitchen

Dolores' bun is now half way out of its ponytail and carlos comes back with a knife but goes towards alma and stabs her in the heart

"You guys want me too help or do you guys got it"

luisa says

Julieta yells at agustin"YEAH DO YOU WANT TO LET HER DO SOMETHING NOW!!"

"OK OK luisa you can do SOMETH-

Before he could even finnish his sentence luisa grabs carlos by the neck and litterally throws him very very far

Camilo is shocked about what happens and dolores goes to the stairs to tell him something"its ok hermano every thing is alright"she says pulling him into an embrace

Translations:tia=aunt

Sobrina=niece

Bebe=baby

Mi luz=my light

Por favor=please

Mi vida=my life

Hermano=brother

Mami=mom

[oogaboogaspookyman]

Adam: i am making a law, any use of uwu or owo is now illegal, those who use these terms will get arrested for crimes against humanity.

Mew: cwimes against huwumanity.

Adam: i'm going to break your fingers.

✨Random Quotes from the fam✨

Enjoy.

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Adam: oh you're touch-starved? Here, eat up *fucking punches you*

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Mewtwo: WHAT ARE YOU.

Adam, with a stab wound in the chest: an idiot sandwich.

Mewtwo: DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE.

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Mewtwo: *tapping on the table*

Adam: *also tapping on the table*

Mary: what are they doing?

MEMORY, who canonically understands morse code: they're speaking in morse code.

Mewtwo: *taps faster*

Adam: *table slam* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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Mew: i'm a responsible adult!

Mewtwo: *eyebrow up*

Mew: i'm an adult.

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Mewtwo: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?!

Adam, with a knife embedded onto his chest: I HAVE NO IDEA :D

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Mewtwo: okay you know what- YOU'RE IN TIME-OUT, GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE, GET ON TOP OF IT.

MEMORY, with a slight dent in the forehead: this house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

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MEMORY: *something that @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses said once, i got bad memory*

Mewtwo: may the only thing that dampens the flames of hell be god spitting in your face.

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Mewtwo: what are you doing here... What are you doing in my house?!

Keith: i want waffle fries :D

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Adam: 1 square foot of bun...

Mewtwo: fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle!

Adam: 1 SQUARE FOOT OF FLUFFLE.

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Teen Aliza, remembering THAT TIME: i feel my... Butthole pucker, i feel my entire in-tes-taines were all cringed up- ah say Arceus... I NEED YOU, and then i got my shotgun.

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Adam: this is the illegal alien wall, and look, there's one right there!

Mewtwo: HEY, CABRON, PINCHE GRINGO *angry mexican gibberish drowned out by anger and Adam screaming from the punch* ODIO ESTA PINCHE ESCUELA I'M GETTING THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

Mew, MEMORY, Celeste and REAPERCLOWN proceed to break down in laughter while Mary is pissed.

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Teen Aliza, with Drip™: hey y'all!

Mary: what are you wearing???

Mewtwo: i said be tactical daughter, this is not tactical!

Teen Aliza: respect the drip, KAREN.

The entire fam burst out laughing while mewtwo feels betrayed.

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(this one for funsies @mewtwoandme )

Feral Newt: uh yeah the password doesn't work.

Mewtwo: the password you put is too short, what did you put in?

Some of the M2AM fam are laughing.

Feral Newt: 800 ;-;

They just go lmao.

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(eh why not @markiplier )

Mewtwo, playing FNAF: Sister Location: bananananana- Ballora... bananananana- dun kill meh... banananaNANANANA- ...

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Mary: awww look at the little baby!

Aliza just exists.

Mary: now look at the big baby.

Mewtwo is offended.

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Mew: we're gonna beat you with the power of friendship!

Mary: and the power of love.

Adam: and this gun i found.

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Mewtwo: lemme see what you have!

Adam, wearing the Mr Karma mask: A KNIFE!

Mewtwo: NO!

Celeste: oh my god why does he have a knife-

#pokemon #mewtwo #memory #adam #mary #mew #aliza #celeste #tw fnf #i had fun doing this #xd #incorrect quotes

[lord-of-dressup]

I just wanted to make an old timey dad ;-;

#love nikki #father’s day #competiton #miracle nikki #old timey dad #no one respects my drip karen

[thickwamuu]

Kira parker must LOVE slurping hands ;)

I’ve only had this ask in my inbox for a few seconds and It’s already haunting me

#this is gonna be the one that makes me change my avatar just you wait #respect the drip karen #sorry kira sama ☆〜（ゝ。∂）i suck toes only #not writing

[paradoxolotl]

CONCEPT: Neil and Andrew vs ULTIMATE KAREN

“Hey, Neil?” Robin stood in the doorway, hands shoved in the pockets of her black apron. She was chewing on her lip ring, a sure sign of her fraying control. “I gotta lady out here who would like to-“ her hands came out to make exaggerated air quotes- “‘speak to whoever runs this poor excuse of a store’.”

Dropping the pad he had been noting inventory with, Neil straightened, his back cracking as he went. “Andrew still out with Renee?”

“Mmm hmm,” Robin hummed, picking at her chipping polish.

Sighing, Neil ran a hand through his hair. “How do I look?”

Robins’s smile was a wicked thing. “Deplorable.”

“Perfect.”

*

Stepping out into the front of the coffee shop, Neil spotted the problem immediately. Entitlement dripped out of every one of her pores, from her pinched brows to her hand splayed over the counter. Her eyes narrowed in on Neil and Robin immediately, her chin jutting out in a false display of superiority.

Neil thought Allison could chew this woman up and spit her out without remorse.

“Are you the manager?” She asked, skepticism thick on her tongue and nail clicking against the concrete counter.

Neil didn’t bother to correct her, straightening a few displays as he made his way over. She scoffed, muttering under her breath about terrible service. There was only one other couple in the shop, a pair of regulars that Andrew had traded recipes with in the past. When the woman’s arms crossed over her chest, a frown pulling at her mouth, Neil finally dusted his hands off on his pants and stepped toward her.

“What’s the problem?”

“The problem,” she snarled, pointing a finger at Robin, “is that that girl is trying to rob me!”

“And how, exactly, is she doing that?”

“She’s refusing to give me my discount! I bought a coffee, so I get a free dessert!”

Rolling his eyes internally, Neil leaned back, resting against the counter. “That was a limited time promotion. It ended yesterday.” He spied the packed slice of cake sitting by the till. “Besides, it was only for our cookies.”

She glared at him, clearly unhappy. “I was here yesterday and got a free cake. And no one told me it was for a limited time.”

Neil knew she didn’t get a free cake yesterday. They had run out of cake before noon after a group of college students had cleared them out. He ignored this though; he had inventory to finish and he had plans for tonight he didn’t want to delay. “It was posted on the sign.”

She waved him off. “Whatever. Just give me my free cookie then.”

“They’re two fifty before tax.”

“I’m not paying that!”

Neil shrugged, “Fine. Then you don’t get the cookie.”

“Is this how you treat your customers?” She all but yelled. “I have never seen someone so disrespectful!”

“I haven’t even started being disrespectful yet,” Neil said stepping forward to lean over the counter and into her space. “Not that I could even manage that with you. Hard to be disrespectful to someone who garners zero respect. What is it? You feel powerless in your life so you take it out on workers who dare tell you that you’re mistaken? Do you wake up every day to a family who barely tolerates you, suffers under your bullshit, knowing that every time you open your mouth you drive them a little further away? Do you feel so stifled in your own pathetic mundanity that you lash out, hoping to feel in control of your life again? Even when it’s a hollow lie?”

The woman stared at him, mouth agape. For a blessed moment, Neil thought she would storm out and that would be the end of it. Then her jaw clenched, her nose turned up, and Neil knew she was going to double down.

“I demanded an apology! I know the owner personally and will have you fired! People like you should know your place! The customer is always right!”

It was in the middle of her screaming, face turning red, that the little bell over the door chimed. Neil flicked his gaze over to meet hard hazel staring back.

“Give me the number to your corporate office right now! I want your employee number and your name!”

Pushing off the counter, Neil watched as Andrew stalked around to join him, all but slamming the gate closed. The woman jumped at the noise, her eyes narrowing at Andrew’s heavy footsteps.

“I can’t leave you alone for five minutes,” Andrew said, staring at Neil.

“Are you the manager?” The woman snapped.

They ignored her. “She says she knows the owner,” Neil said, slipping into Russian. “Very scary stuff. Promised she’d have me fired.”

“Maybe I should listen to her,” Andrew said. “I could finally get rid of you.”

Neil laughed. “I own fifty percent of this place. Good luck with that.”

“Excuse me,” the woman hissed, “it is incredibly offensive to speak another language when dealing with a customer! You are in America. Speak English.”

“I find your very presence incredibly offensive,” Andrew said. “Leave.”

“I have never been treated like this! You should be ashamed of yourselves! I am a customer!”

“You’re an irritant fly. Buzzing around until someone smacks you dead,” Andrew said.

“Oh no,” Neil drawled, cutting off the next round of bullshit about to fall from her mouth. “You’ve done it. Now she’ll demand you be fired too.”

“Who the fuck is going to fire me? Myself?” Andrew said.

She blinked rapidly, a flush spreading across her cheeks. Neil gasped, placing a hand over his heart. “But ma’am,” he said, “I thought you knew the owner personally! Surely you didn’t lie to me?”

“How immoral,” Andrew tsked.

“I- this is extremely unprofessional!” She said, eyes flicked between them.

“So is pulling a knife on you, and yet you seem eager for that to happen.”

“Did you just threaten me?” she asked, eyes wide.

“No. Neil, did you hear me threaten her?” Andrew said, fingers dancing along the back counter.

“No. Robin?”

“Didn’t hear a word, boss.”

“How odd,” Andrew said, fingering the handle of a slim knife they used to slice the pies. “You should go and get your hearing checked, otherwise why would you still be here? Buzzing. Waiting to be smacked dead.”

She swallowed, taking a step back. “I’m never coming here again! I’ll be sure to tell everyone I know to take their business elsewhere!”

“You forgot your cookie!” Neil called at her retreating figure, but she was already out the door.

Andrew let out a bone deep sigh. “All of that over a two dollar cookie?”

“Two fifty before tax,” Neil corrected, earning a rag thrown at his face.

#aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #the kings men #the raven king #andrew minyard #neil josten #robin cross #andreil

[divinolenta]

comforting childe and diluc after a nightmare 

character x gender neutral reader, fluff (angst?)/sfw

trigger warning: brief mention of blood and death

additional notes: this was requested by a lovely anon ♡ i had fun writing these (had the most fun picturing what nightmares they would have but you didn’t hear that from me)! i listened to “the moon song” by karen o while writing childe’s scenario and “butterfly’s repose” by zabawa for diluc’s, which is why i’ve included lyrics in their respective scenarios! feel free to imagine yourself singing another song to them, if you’d like :) there are potential spoilers for their backstories, so read at your own risk.

childe:

he is cold, frigid air nipping at his skin viciously as he flees, blinking away snowflakes that cling to his eyelashes. pursued by ravenous wolves and beasts, he loses his footing, falling into a seemingly innocent fissure in the earth. recognizing the dark realm that haunts his memories, he panics, searching for an escape. no, please, not this again. 

too late, he lands, trapped in this hell once again. pain jolts through his bones and a gasp leaves his lips when he places weight on his sprained ankle. struggling to stand, childe grips the sword in his hand, hope dying when he finds that several monsters block his path. slaughtering them quickly, childe wipes off the blood that splattered on his face. 

“b-brother?”

he turns around, shock evident on his face when he sees his younger siblings, cowering away from him. the snow surrounding them is stained with crimson, and his hands are slick, viscous blood slowly dripping on the floor. tonia wraps her arms around anthon and teucer, shielding them with her body. childe takes a step forward, and extends a trembling hand toward them, calling their names weakly. 

“stay back! you....you monster!” a shriek rips from tonia’s throat, gripping her brothers’ closer to her, her terrified expression mirroring theirs. childe recoils at the lack of recognition in their gazes. no matter how heroic and righteous he believed himself to be,  he is merely a tainted soul, a monster who could never redeem himself.

lurching awake, childe’s momentary relief is quickly replaced by bitter contempt. a nightmare? he almost laughs, running a hand through his mussed hair, but his hammering heart and shaking hands tell another story. childe needs a breather, and he eyes the door, longing to escape the past and lose himself in the beauty that nature offers. perhaps he will meander along the ocean and watch the waves kiss the shore and recede, and let it wash away his sins. sitting up, he swings his legs over the side of the bed, but it creaks underneath his weight and childe cringes at the sound that resonates throughout the room. 

“where are you going?” you ask groggily, squinting blearily at him. 

“i just,” childe begins, but before he could continue, shudders ran through his body, interrupting him. you tug him back into the warmth of the duvet, hands cradling his face while you peer at him in concern.

“i’m sorry...” childe squeezes his eyes shut, hands clenching tightly. he tries to calm down his erratic breaths, apologizing meekly as his hands try to nudge you away. 

what if he hurts you too?

but you hush him, pulling him closer so that his head rests against your collarbone, limbs tangled together. 

you start to sing, the familiar melody striking a chord in his heart. your voice is hoarse and muddled with sleep, but you gradually fall into a soothing rhythm, like the euphonious and undulating cadences of a piano.

i'm lying on the moon

my dear, i'll be there soon

it's a quiet starry place

time's we're swallowed up in space

we're here a million miles away

childe sheds his brash and arrogant exterior and allows himself to get pulled under by the overwhelming tides of his emotions, just like the waves of the ocean that he adores so much. he feels like he’s fourteen again, but this time, you’re here with him. he grasps your shirt tightly, and anchors himself, tears leaking from his closed eyes, falling on to your skin, seeping into the fabric of your shirt. 

there's things i wish i knew

there's no thing I'd keep from you

it's a dark and shiny place

but with you my dear, i'm safe

and we're a million miles away 

he is consoled by the fact that you do not view him as a monster, and when he’s with you, he can be whoever he chooses to be. he does not need to be tartaglia, childe or even the ajax he used to be, rather, he is content with simply being your lover and spending every hour of the day with you. 

diluc:

the moment diluc sees his surroundings, he knows. he knows what’s going to happen, and how everything will go down. the carriage rocks back and forth as it travels over the uneven path, and everything is calm. too calm. swallowing thickly, he turns to his father, heart twinging at the sight of his familiar figure, with hair of flame, so similar to his own. 

horses whinny frantically in the distance, and diluc tries to warn his father, but is cut off by the carriage toppling over as they lose control of the reins. a roar shakes the very earth and diluc is thrown against the side of the carriage, hissing in pain when his hand gingerly presses against the bruise on his head.

“father! wait!” diluc scrambles to his feet when his father begins to rise to his feet to investigate and protect the transport fleet. his father looks at him inquiringly, and diluc advances, clutching the hem of his coat in an effort to make him stay.

“you mustn’t go, father, your life will be in peril.” he implores, and even though he tries his best to keep his voice steady, the anguish he truly feels does not fully dissipate.

“i can’t afford to lose you again” is what diluc wants to say, but can’t muster the courage to form the words. 

“my son, is that not what a man like your father should do?” his father rests a heavy hand on diluc’s shoulder, and his heart sinks in response. 

“but, father-” diluc presses, but his father simply shoots him a reprimanding look.

“i’ll be back soon, just wait for me here.” he lets out a booming laugh, and ruffles diluc’s hair with an affectionate gaze, before walking off, summoning his weapon. 

horrified, diluc calls out, but his pleas fall on deaf ears. he desperately wills his body to move, but it’s like vines have erupted from the dirt and tangled around his legs, trapping him in a prison of thorns. 

all he can do is stand there, watching from the sidelines. even as his father gulps his dying breaths, all diluc can do is clutch on to him, and pray to whatever god that still remains, while the very light of his soul eclipses.

and like an incompetent fool, all diluc does is weep and regret. 

hands shake his shoulders, and diluc snaps out of his dream, released from the tormenting illusion. his gaze meets yours, and when he reaches up to touch his face, his fingers come away damp from the tears that streak his skin.

you’re seated on the bed, sheets pooling around your waist. your brow furrows, and diluc opens his mouth, about to let false reasurances tumble from his lips to alleviate the look of unease you don. how many times had he dreamed of the incident? how many times would he continue to blame himself?

diluc himself does not know the answer. 

you lean forward, hands tenderly brushing away the tears that remain, and diluc loses himself in your eyes. eyes really are the window to the soul, he thinks, everything is so clear, like how he knows that the sun will rise, signalling a new beginning. your eyes betray every emotion that flicker through their depths.

“i’m okay.” he whispers, but both you and him know that he’s lying. diluc lies back down, and he gestures for you to do so as well, but you situate him so he lays with his head in your lap. 

you card your fingers through his hair carefully, your delicate touches evoking a chill that runs down his spine. you begin to hum softly, voice lilting in an ethereal melody before words surface and accompany it. diluc feels like he’s simultaneously floating and sinking. he wants to weep, for barbatos was lenient enough to grant him such a caring and understanding lover to someone as undeserving as he is.

for a moment, he wonders if you are perhaps hestia incarnate. the warmth and love with which you behold him with is surreal, and god knows that diluc is not capable of replicating or returning such affection. 

the shadows in your head

they've got you down again

got you feelin' low

your voice is an intimate whisper, and diluc welcomes the warmth that it entwines him in. he catches your hand, bringing it to his lips so he can press a chaste kiss against it. moonlight slants against your features, and diluc can only stare in awe as you continue to sing, body slightly swaying along as your hand aimlessly caresses his hair. 

but it's time to rest, now 

let it all melt now

wipe your tears 

“thank you.” he murmurs, eyes falling close as your voice lulls him into a sleep. one that he knows will not be plagued with nightmares. you don’t respond, but diluc can hear the hint of a smile in your voice.

it’s a sight to behold: diluc ragnvindr, a man with a renowned reptuation of having a heart of ice, melting in your embrace. out of everything, perhaps your love is what ignites him, and brings back the fervor that was once lost. 

#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact imagines #genshin imagines #genshin impact scenarios #genshin scenarios #genshin writing #genshin impact childe #genshin childe #childe #tartaglia #childe x reader #childe scenarios #genshin impact diluc #genshin diluc #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #diluc x reader #diluc scenarios #txt.scenario

[fonteyn]

Give me more (Billy Russo x Reader).

Pairing: Billy Russo x Reader

Word count: 2.7K

Rating: M (mature), mentions of sexual scenarios & sexy times.

MASTERLIST

 A/N: Please like and reblog if you enjoyed it! This is a bit of a more laid back one-shot, different from my normal series work. Still, I hope you guys like it :) Let me know if you wanna be tagged on my Billy fics in the future as I do have some ideas planned.

“You know, I heard she used to be pretty active back in college.”

“Hey!”, you protested, “Don’t just start spilling all my secrets, Page! Or else I'll have to start talking about you dirt as well.”

Karen’s laughter was muffled by the already loud sounds of the nightclub.

“Don’t blame me, you have Matt and Foggy to thank for me even knowing of this stuff.”

“I’ll get back at them in due time”, you mumbled.

It was a Friday night and one of the rare ones in which you actually felt inclined to join Karen, and the guys, Curtis, Frank and Billy, at a bar for a drink or two. The night had started with a blow to the plans when you were met with the fact that Josie’s was far too full for any other human to walk in. In fairness, the crowded place was great for Josie and her business but forcing your way into a cramped small bar was very far from your idea of fun. Which then resulted in all of you having to find somewhere else to go. 

In the end, Billy had dragged the whole crew to a fancy nightclub his millionaire friends swore by. “Trust me, this place is amazing”, he had told you on the drive over. 

Having barely arrived, you could already notice how well dressed everyone seemed to be in comparison to yourself. It wasn’t like you hadn’t made an effort, wearing a black on black ensemble entailed by a black lace bodysuit, black skinny jeans and black heeled boots. The bodysuit, in particular, being a slightly more more audacious choice than your average, every day, wardrobe choices.

Thankfully, before you could start comparing wallets (spoiler: you didn’t earn during a year what some of these people got in a single week), Billy ushered the group to a table, mildly hidden from view, but  still in a spot where you could see most of the nightclub. 

“Considering how nowadays I have to practically beg her to come out with me to a bar, I would’ve paid good money to see her getting a freak on,” Billy nudged your side with his elbow. “Did you go to a lot of fraternity parties, huh, missy?”, Billy openly mocked, then dropped his voice lower so that only you could hear the later part of the sentence, “Fucked a lot of college guys?”, 

Your face twisted into a grimace, “For your information, I fucking did”, you challenged, raising an eyebrow at him, “the first part though, not the second,” you clarified quietly to him. 

“Not true.”  Frank chipped in. “You gotta be lying”.

You took a sip of your beer. “I don’t know why it’s so hard to believe, people can change, you know?”

“Yeah, people change, but not that much,” Curtis commented.

“For your information, I was voted best table dancer for two years in a row.”

“By whom?”, yelled Karen, her eyebrows shooting up almost to her hairline, she was barely able to contain her laughter.

“It doesn’t matter who,” you threw her a dirty look, “I used to take pole dancing lessons, so I guess that helped, as well.”

“I don’t believe it!” Billy exclaimed, his eyes were shining like a little kid who just found out they got their favorite toy for Christmas, “I don’t believe it for a fucking second!”

“Not that I need to prove anything to you, assholes, but I bet I can still do it.“

“Prove it! Prove it! Prove it!”, Frank, Karen and Curtis chanted, banging their fists on the table. 

“And what the fuck do I have to gain from that?”, you asked incredulously.

“Our respect?”, offered Karen.

“Ha! No shit, Karen? That's all I ever dreamed of getting ever since I was a little girl”, your voice dripped with sarcasm.

She was about to clap back when Billy interrupted her. “I’ll take you to that fancy restaurant you been wanting to go to”, he openly smirked at you.

“Are you for real, Russo?”.

“Yeah, promise. I’ll pay, even”, his smile was wide and bright, in that charming way that he knew could convince you to do anything. The kind he'd give you when he needed to persuade you to go watch a movie you didn’t want to. One very similar to the one you'd give him whenever you wanted him to do something he wasn’t so inclined as well. 

“You, Lieutenant Russo, got yourself a deal”, you took his hand and shook it, but just before getting up from your seat, came closer to him and quietly whispered on his ear words which left him with an unmistakable grin. 

“Just try not to fall in love with me, sir.”

Your friendship had been like that from the start. 

Full of jokes and teasing. Always testing the waters to see just how far the other was willing to go. Promising one another things that the you knew weren’t going to go all the way.

At first it was more in a innuendo-teasing kind of way, then it sort of escalated when you started working out together in the same gym. You couldn’t help but stare at his arms, or how unbelievably tight his ass looked even in sweatpants, or the way the sounded when he was lifting weights, the obscene sounds that came out of that man’s mouth should be illegal. Seeing him all sweaty and worked up made you want to throw him on top of the nearest surface and ride him to oblivion. Soon you became aware of how he’d also stare back, eyes glued to your ass when you were doing squats. 

You didn't hide the fact that you were attracted to him. And he made no effort to stop himself from doing the same to you.

There was a very close call incident when you had gone on a trip to the beach a couple of months ago. At some point, he had taken you on his lap and wrapped your legs around him while you were both in the water, your arms were around his neck, but his hands had traveled from your thighs to your ass and he brought your core that much closer to his own member, allowing you to be able to feel him hard and ready under his garments, painfully aware of how frustrating this game was getting.

You didn’t take this to mean too much, though. It was just how your friendship was. Plus, he wasn’t shy about having several hookups which you’d often chat about. It wasn't like he was ever planning on making a move on you, right?

As you walked away from the table you could hear Karen and Frank shouting encouragements at you. Before climbing on the pole, you stopped by the bar to have an extra shot of vodka. Liquid courage at its best. You smiled at the barman, saluting him, and downed the shot at once. 

Billy watched you stepping closer to the stage, for a second he thought you were going to remove your shoes, but you ended up climbing up still wearing your heels, a move which pleased him more than it should’ve, thinking back to all those times he imagined himself wrapping those legs around his neck while your heels were still on.  

He was alarmed as you stared directly at him in the crowd, a clear warning that he was in for way more than he had originally bargained for. He couldn’t believe you had actually taken up the challenge of doing this and now his usually fairly shy, chill friend was up on a stage about to pole dance in front of the whole club. He bit his lip as he stared at you up there. The look in your eyes was a wild one, exactly the kind of thing he’d often see when you and him got really close to getting it on, or really the way you glared at him whenever not so accidentally touched your thigh under the table when you were out for dinner with your friends. In your year long friendship, teasing you had become one of his favorite pastimes. 

He had to admit that you looked particularly good tonight, rendering him speechless when he saw you coming out of your building and walking up to his car. It also had been a while since you agreed to come out with the group, since you had been extra busy with work lately, and even longer since he saw you wearing that bold shadow of red lipstick. The one that, whenever he saw you wearing made him wonder how those lips would look wrapped around him. He adjusted himself in the seat, suddenly becoming very aware of the effect that all of this was having on his lower region. 

You heard your friends hooting and clapping even louder as you climbed up on one of the many poles spread around the nightclub, shifting your eyes away from the curious looks that lots of strangers were giving you, including many disgusting old men who seemed to take a particular interest on what you were about to do.  

You decided to focus your gaze on Billy. If he was willing to challenge you into this situation, you might as well give him a run for his money and give him a little show while your at it.

You closed your eyes, focusing on yourself, concentrating on every muscle in your body, remembering those pole dancing lessons that unbeknownst to your friends, you still took. (It's an awesome for of exercise, okay?). 

You cleared your head space, getting into the right mood. 

And so, the music started, your body moving to the beat, grabbing and twirling yourself around the pole along with the beat. 

Your eyes met Billy's in the crowd, and you bit your lip as you moved your hips, grinning at his expression.

Billy starred in marvel at the way you were moving and he couldn’t fucking believe that the girl who was up on that stage, dancing and grinding like a sex goddess was the same one who he’d have over at his apartment on Sunday nights to eat takeout and watch movies. In your leisure time, he’d usually find you wearing a big hoodie and sweatpants, but now, there you were in your lingerie-eske bodysuit, one which gave a nice peek of cleavage, that made him want to bury his face in your breasts, and those jeans that made your ass look incredible.

Before, he was well aware that you were hot but, damn...this was something else. Suddenly all the fantasies he had involving of you became painfully real. 

He saw you getting lost in the moment, gliding on the pole and was wholeheartedly jealous of all the people that got to see you doing this kind of stuff during your college years. 

Just before the song ended, you did a suspended swirl and threw him a not so subtle wink, to which Frank nudged him on the ribs, and Karen cheered even louder. 

When the song ended, tired and breathing hard, you bowed to the crowd, laughing as your stupid friends cheered. A very athletic blonde man offered you his hand to help you climb off the stage and soon enough you were back at the safety of your place on the table.

“Wow! That was WOW!”, was all that Karen kept repeating.

A slight blush tinged Frank’s cheeks and he chuckled. “Damn, I don’t think anyone here was expecting that, most of all Bill.”

Finally looking at Billy, you noticed how his pupils were wide, eyes dark as night, he was also slightly slack-jawed as he looked you up and down.

“I will admit, I didn’t know you had it in you”, he said. 

You smirked. “Don’t feel bad, honey. There’s a lot still left for you to find out.”

The night went on as planned, with lots of laughs and booze. You had been interrupted a couple of times by random men coming up to the table to give you their numbers. You laughed it off most of the time, but after an incident where you got stuck at the bar being chatted up by the same blonde who helped you off the stage, when you went back to the table you felt Billy’s hand gripping your leg like he’d sometimes do, only this time his fingers started absentmindedly caressing your inner thigh, leaving you flustered as he caused a  heat wave to go through your entire body, straight into your most sensitive core.

You had stared up at him, ready to call him out for his actions, only to notice that he was staring straight ahead, as if nothing was happening, keeping the conversation with Frank about something that happened at Anvil that week, though you noticed how he had a small smirk playing on his lips. 

When your friends got tired enough and it was finally time to go home, everyone paid their share of the bill, except for you. Billy insisted on paying for yours. “As a thank you”, he laughed, “for the performance.” To which you had responded by hitting his arm and mumbling “asshole” under your breath but still loud enough for him hear. Still, you let him pay. 

Soon you found yourself in front of your apartment building, Billy being the one who drove you home.

Billy thought the drive had been one of the longest of his life. All the time he kept trying to avoid staring at you, but there you were, in all your glory, and all he could think about was dropping one hand from the wheel and putting it to good use. Preferably by pleasuring you. After parking, he turned off the car. He cleared his throat before speaking. 

“So, uh, you really knew what you were doing.”

You smiled and by god in that moment he just wanted to grab you and kiss you till you were both breathless. 

“I told you, I’m full of secrets.”

“Many of which I’d like to find out.”

He looked at you through his thick eyelashes and you had to press your legs together. The movement didn’t go unnoticed by him. He took the opportunity to lean closer to you, lips almost touching. Your breath caught in your throat, and you were panting in anticipation.

Not being able to wait any longer you reached for him, pulling him by his shirt, crashing your lips together in a ferocious dance. You licked his bottom lip and he opened his mouth, chucking at your eagerness, and then darted his tongue into your mouth to meet yours. You sucked, bit and tasted each other for what it felt like hours, one of his hands grabbing the back of your neck to bring you closer. 

He lightly tugged on your hair causing you to tilt your head, giving him the perfect opportunity to bring his lips to your neck, nibbling on your collarbones and leaving behind a trail of bright red marks, both of you only pulling away when you were too breathless and overwhelmed to continue.

You breathed hard, pupils wide as you stared at him in hunger. “So, you must’ve really liked that dance, huh?”.

He leaned his forehead against yours. “Sweetheart, you’re fucking amazing, you know that, right? But, listen, up there? You showed to the entire club that you’re the hottest woman in the whole fucking world. So, I’d like to ask you to please, fuck, please, never do that shit in front of any other man cause if you do I’mma have to rip their fucking eyes out.”

You giggled. “Don’t be a baby, Billy or else I won’t show you the bonus part of my number.  You see, you have been selected to be a part of a private show which only very special people get to see."

His ears perked. “Did you just say private show?”

You nodded, reaching for him, hands gliding over to his neck, then going down his chest and reaching further and further down, grazing over his hard member. 

He exhaled, closing his eyes, a smirk forming on his lips. “Then what the fuck are we waiting for?”.

 End note: if you find any mistakes, please let me know. English is NOT my first language.

#billy russo x reader #ben barnes x reader #billy russo fics #billy russo smut #the punisher fics #the punisher #marvel #my fics

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Respect the drip, Karen

no clue what this one means but ok 

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

#added to notepad #gaymirajane

[one-for-all-bnha]

Disaster Squad Headcanons Part 2

Inasa is the heaviest sleeper and snores. When the group has Disaster Squad sleepovers all of them normally start out all sleeping horizontally but by the end of it, they all end up in a pile on top of Inasa. It happens everytime.

Normally when they do have sleepovers Shoto will sneak Camie and Inasa in the dorms and they’ll all surprise Bakugou. He pretends to hate it but secretly enjoys spending time with them.

Camie taught Todoroki the fairy texts so now that’s the only way he ever texts somebody. Inasa finds it adorable while Bakugou is about ready to drop kick somebody (namely Todoroki)

Bakugou is their impulse control. Camie is normally the one to start with a bad idea, Shoto follows her lead immediately and Inasa encourages them and will also join the plan depending on what it is. Bakugou is the only one with the brain cell most of the time.

Inasa still feels bad for the way he treated Todoroki so whenever there’s a break in their schedule he will take Todoroki out for soba or ice cream, especially if it’s on bad days. He does it partly to make up for how he acted and partly because he enjoys making time/spending time with the group (again he takes the role of dad friend seriously)

Camie teaches Bakugou how to apply eyeliner and she does his makeup. She enjoys giving him Smokey eyes, but whenever she wants to try a new technique he’s always there to help. She also teaches the boys how to moisturize/use face masks.

Bakugou and Inasa when it’s just the two of them are surprisingly really chill and will either meet up for runs early in the morning or breakfast before classes. They both bond over math (they’re both nerds) and exchange tutoring horror stories.

Camie and Todoroki basically share a brother/sister friendship and normally have one working brain cell when they are together. They come up with questions about quirks which normally ends with Todoroki texting Midoriya for his input late at night.

They are conspiracy bro’s and share one collective brain cell between the two of them. Camie has also taken it upon herself to hype Todoroki up and hopes that one day he’ll realize just how beautiful he is.

Surprisingly, the first friends other than Midoriya that Bakugou introduces to his parents is this squad. Bakugou’s reasoning is “Well you’re the weirdest bunch out there, if my old hag and dad like you they’ll like all the idiots back at the dorms.” The three exchange sly glances behind Bakugou’s head.

Camie also teaches Todoroki that the word “simp” is short for a simple or lame person so one night when Bakugou is heading up to bed at 8:30 Todoroki says “Bakugou you’re such a simp” to which Midoriya chokes on his water while Mina, Kaminari, Sero and Kirishima start howling with laughter.

Inasa can do a perfect impression of the Kool Aid man while Camie can do a perfect impression of the “what’s wrong Jimmy Kun could it be that you’re craving my croissant?” Video, she ended up pranking Bakugou by sneaking into the dorms and hid under his bed so that when he went to sleep for the night she quoted it. Needless to say the entire dorms heard that unholy shriek followed by explosions. Shoto filmed it.

Inasa calls people chum idk what it is but he radiates that energy.

Camie calls people bruh, bitch, bae, boo, babe, dude, pal, fam and bro. Sometimes she’ll call Todoroki the names above or she’ll call him honey/dear/love it depends on her mood.

Bakugou’s ringtone in her phone is My Boo by Usher, she copied the vine with the help of the squad and serenaded Bakugou with it. He was mildly confused and ended up shouting but Todoroki recorded it.

Camie is really good at cooking.

Camie will hit Bakugou with an ‘okay Karen’ at least once a day. She’ll also say ‘Respect the drip Karen’ whenever he starts yelling.

Inasa will T-pose to assert dominance and will randomly start dancing at the most inopportune times(mostly when they’re in public) just because and Camie will join in to show him more moves while Shoto is just looking through the snacks completely oblivious which almost always causes Bakugou to just walk away from them

Shoto is the baby of the group and he has learned to utilize it in any way he can. Normally if he wants something (cold soba/choosing a restaurant/going out for ice cream etc.) Camie will glamorize him and he’ll make puppy dog eyes at either Bakugou or Inasa (like with Puss in boots in Shrek) and say in the smallest/highest voice he can “But I’m baby” and unlike popular belief Bakugou breaks first. He laughs first before he turns on his heel and calls after him “Fucking fine, but we’re making this quick.”

After the Remedial Classes, Shoto became a meme. Him saying “I got vibe checked by a child” is now their group chat name and Camie had successfully taken a selfie at the exact moment it was happening.

Camie is the scariest when mad. Bakugou made the mistake of really pissing her off and it gave the rest of the group a heart attack.

Inasa is insecure about himself and is worried that his booming voice will scare people away as well as the fact that he doesn’t think he’s a good hero so the group will do everything they can to cheer him up/compliment him to make him feel better.

Sometimes when he’s tired and drained the Disaster Squad will sit around with Inasa and all of them will cuddle.

Bakugou is touch starved so Camie will pet his hair (especially if she gets acrylics) because it relaxes him. Inasa will give him hugs and sometimes ruffle his hair while Todoroki normally just goes for holding his hand.

Shoto is also touch starved and when he’s drained he will just walk right up to Inasa and hug him. At that point Inasa will hold him back and just stay there until Shoto let’s go first.

Camie is normally chill and just vibes but the stress gets to be too much sometimes so when that happens, Bakugou will cook and do her hair or makeup if she wants him to. Shoto will let her cuddle against his fire side while Inasa will card fingers in her hair and hum a lullaby.

Inasa has younger siblings which is why he adores taking care of other people. He and Todoroki can’t cook but dear lord do they try. Camie and Bakugou have kicked them both out of the kitchen before and have banned them.

The two of them are crazy good at working together cooking wise. They know how to get around each other and make the best meals together.

Todoroki and Inasa are on dish/dry duty. After dinner, Todoroki will wash the dishes while Inasa dries them if they’re all hanging out together.

Camie is both good at cooking as well as baking. She also has the best/most varied music taste in the group and will sometimes send random playlists into the group chat.

Inasa knows how to paint nails/braid hair so while Camie is doing Bakugou’s makeup, Inasa will paint Shoto’s nails.

They all go to bookstores/Cat cafes/Movie theaters and beaches together. They also try out new restaurants together too.

Inasa is really good at painting and drawing and will often waltz up to the group and show them sketches he’s done of birds or just characters he draws. They all make sure to tell him what they enjoy about his drawing/the details they like the best. Bakugou pretends not to care but he’ll look at the art with a proud grin and say “That’s not half bad.”

#disaster squad #i might make a part 3 idk tho #this squad deserves more love #bakugou katsuki #shoto torodoki #bnha camie #bnha inasa #mha headcanons #todoroki shouto #mha camie #mha inasa #my hero academia headcanons #my hero academia #boku no hero academia

[graceeast]

Diary of high school meme

 this is a joke NSFW 18+

Part 1

My bro walks up to me and is like Benny how you feeling? I say I feel great, even though that’s not my name that’s not my name. Then we both hit the woah at the same exact time.

Then his VSCO girlfriend says an I opp sksksksk. Then she says WHO EVER JUST SENT YOU THIS JUST DUMPED YOUR ASS!

Then my guy turns to her and says respect the drip Karen!

Then I say no matter what, he will always come back to me.

Then my bro and I hug no homo though. Then we walk away to the song Rockstar by: Smashmouth, while doing the floss aggressively.

Then we go and play Minecraft together while drinking Bang and eating Doritos till one in the morning.

But then my bros mother Linda sent me home. ☹

 

Part 2

Linda is such a bitch “B-I-C-T-H in that order!” she always makes me leave A-arons house at one thirty in the morning.

Later that week A-aron and I took a seat in class. Then our teacher kept talking about China and how more then half our exports come from there.

Then A-aron went outside to vape. Karen then comes over and says give me your Juul. Then I say no Karen that Juul coast me sixty dollars. I had to get a senior to pay for it. I only work at Chilis so it took three paychecks to buy.

That night I worked and everyone at once said “Welcome to Chilis!” I just ignored them and kept walking as I usually do.

I go home then check my Reddit and Twitter fifty times to make sure I am still verified.

 

Part 3

The next day comes and I pick up A-aron up in my sick 2001 Toyota Camry it is beige of course only the sickest color.

We then get Karen and you won’t believe what she did… she yeeted my vape out the window! What the fork Karen! That took three paychecks from Chilis to buy.

Karen then says she hates that place and last time she ate there, they messed up he order. So she complained to the manager.

Damn Karen, I don’t need her anyway I will always have my bro A-aron. Our nights together watching Shrek 3 and Cars 2… Best movies ever! And of course, listening to our lord and savior Daft Punk on full volume.

 

Part 4

A bunch of kids are doing a fundraiser for Harambe and I am all for it of course “save the whales.”

And that’s why I only use Twizzlers to drink my RedBull. I don’t always drink RedBull but when I do I use a Twizzler as a straw then eat it.

Later I texted A-aron on my Nokia phone I sent him exactly 69 memes at exactly 4:20 as it is totally lit to do so every day. I said we should totally get back at Karen for throwing my Juul. He disagreed with me, then I told him to stop being such a girl. Then he says don’t assume my gender and I said look man I had no idea. Then he said you just did it again. I give up!

Then I smoked the devils cabbage and went to sleep #Blazeit

 

Part 5

A-aron and I made up he bought me a new Juul and said that our friendship is never ogre. So then I said #Fam! Then he and I did our secret handshake which consists a dab the woah and five different Fortnite dances.

Today I started dating Kim Vardashian she is a #skinnylegend who is also thicc with two c’s. I can’t wait till we can aggressively hug! But she is embarrassed of our love because I am a freshman and she is a senior.

I think today is the day I try out for the school play we are putting on the production Mulan 3. I want to play the part of Simba.

That night for dinner A-aron and I got Subway #I’m lovin’ it, it was mmm… mmm… mmm… finger licking good. Then we bought two cotton candy Juul cartridges from Kim and vaped all night.

 

 

Part 6

My Nokia phone stopped working so I went to the closest Radio Shack and got a brand-new Blackberry with a slide out key pad. It was very dope!

Since it was Saturday I went home and hardcore gamed on my Tamagotchi. It died ☹… it was sad until a new one came, and I bought all the snacks for it!

Kim is such a slut she broke up with me and told me she was only dating me because I have a job and gave her money to buy stuff from Gucci. Then she told me 20$ a week was not cutting it. Then I told her that’s all I make in a week. Now I also work for Walmart to make more money. But I guess it still was not enough for her. Damn Kim at least I have A-aron   

 

Part 7

A-aron and Kim got together I tried telling him that she was a bitch. But the #thirstisreal for him like he is the Sahara Desert when it comes to women. He really doesn’t care but I will be there if his heart gets broken.

Today is also my cousins 18th birthday and he is getting a tattoo. Its going to be a 95 the 9 is going to be a butterfly and the 5 is going to be a bee, and under it will say float like a butterfly sting like a bee Kachow -Lightning McQueen

He is actually going to get two tattoos the other one is going to be a glass of milk, swiss cheese, yogurt and under that one its going to say #legen-dairy #veganforlife. He is also getting Gingy from Shrek slippers

 

Part 8

Karen got hit with a tour bus!!! We rushed her to the hospital and to the psych ward cuz she cray cray.

Its been a month since A-aron and Kim got together I am very surprised. We all visited Karen today and then Kim said they were expecting. Then Karen said boom pregnant.

Apparently, the baby is going to be a reincarnation of Donald Trump and the baby is going to be huodge. But this is all according to Karen. But it seems legit, so I believe it.

I’ve been taking care of Karen’s dog Lo-Maine. He wares a Supreme hoodie and a Rolly on his wrist and even has Jorden’s and I must dress him every day #1stworldprobs.

 

Part 9

Karen got released today from the hospital and to celebrate she stole her moms ID and went to Iowa to celebrate. She then sent me a video of herself, “Hi my name I Kendall and I am here in Cedar Rapids once again asking for your support.” Your support for what I thought but then I saw it Kendall Landers-Linton 2020 president, Kendall must be her mom’s name.

Kim is now 5 months prego and still hanging on strong and everyone helps her with stupid shit like the teachers tell her she can have extensions on all her assignments. So unfair I get an erection every hour and I don’t get extensions on anything except my dick.

Who would vote for Karen I mean she looks like a 40-year-old woman, but she’s crazy to think that they won’t figure out that she’s just 20 and a senior in high school.

That day was crazy, so I went on my computer and watched my extra special anime movie if you know what I mean 😉. Jerked the turkey for 30 minutes and felt way more relaxed after my little session thank god for Japanese henti.

 

Part 10

Today we watched the Sanic the hedgehog movie it was the best movie ever in the movie Shrek and Sanic have a relationship. They end up getting married and having aggressive sex while listening to all of Smash mouths songs. Then they had hedgehog ogre hybrid babies they were so ugly that they were cute.

I later sat in class with A-aron he said that after watching that Sanic movie that he wasn’t sure if he was ready to be a father. Because Shrek and Sanic made for a really good couple and were good at raising their kids. I told him not to worry and that if he watched all the Shrek movies and played all the Sanic games that he had already learned all he needs to about fatherhood. He felt relieved after I said all that, he said it was good that he did all the necessary research we then dabbed and then the bell rang.

Kim went into labor at lunch it was really disgusting, but interesting because all these people came, and our school nurse Joe Biden delivered the baby. Kim decided to name her son Boe Jiden after Joe Biden’s name, the school nurse was in tears until he saw another baby coming out. It’s a girl!!!! Kim named that kid Karen Jr. after her best friend. It was amazing then I told A-aron that his sperm must be made of steel since he had two kids, he then punched me in the arm no homo though.   

Part 11

All of the sudden another baby just shoulder dropped itself out of Kim. It was a boy!!! "I will name this one Jim Cenass" (all of the sudden from the corner you here horribly played kazoo it plays the John Cena fan fair) do do do do... it's that new transfer student Korona Tortilla Vanbargen Sale Pool Noodle the 4th KTVSPN4 for short. Jim Cenass starts waving his hand in front of his face as of to say you cant see me then he just goes ham on our school nurse Joe Biden. The principal Jeb Bush had to break up the fight. Then Jim started fighting Boe and Karen jr. It was something else.

Our new transfer student KTVSPN4 is very strange she kinda keeps to herself but at least she made friends with Kim and Karen. She's from China and is such a cry baby she keeps complaining that her sister died of this weird disease. But other then that been helping A-Aron with his three babies Jim is a handful and we have to keep him away from the others but it's kinda hard now because they have already started calling and Jim can walk.

Part 12

Today I was just sitting in Chillery Hiltons history class when all of the sudden I heard loud noises coming from above me. Then Boe and Joe just shoulder dropped onto the teacher it was very strange. Thankfully Chillery is going to be ok!

Later that day Kim's babies are getting baptized by our local priest Dr. Phil. Jim was not having it and started going ham on Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil then say y'all need Jebus in your life. Phil then #getsrektmydude. And Bylieye Eyelash starts playing her song I'm the Evil Man which was perfect for the occasion.

We all had an assembly today our principal Jeb said it was to recognize great teachers in our school. "Best dance teacher Shreckira" Shreckira goes up and can not hold herself together it was major aco taco.

"Lane Jinch for best gym teacher" Lane goes up and says "I know I'm the best." "Sernie Banders best public speaking teacher" Sernie goes up and gives a 50 page long speech how he doesn't deserve this. "Steve Harvey for best health teacher and guidance counselor" Steve then goes up and starts talking about how important college is and the birds and the bees. And last but not least "Beyonce for best music teacher" Beyonce comes up and starts singing my Heart will go on by Celine Dion. Jeb then says please clap!

Part 13

Today Karen got Lo majne trained to be a service dog naturally every one at school wanted to pet lo majne. Karen was like "I'm working bitch" so we all backed off because Karen is crazy!

Today I went to the super market and you know your boy broke yo. So I tried to take some stuff you know and you will never believe what they did. They tried to arrest my ass I dont deserve this I'm broke and now they want me to go to court. Like type 2 diabetes ain't no body got time for that. My lawyer says they will fight for me they dont have a gender and they call themselves foxy Roxy. Hopefully foxy Roxy has my back and we win.

Hey I'm foxy Roxy I usually work at a drag strip club and men eat me up. Just when you thought your husband was straight oh no honey he ain't. I make about 10million pennies or should I say 10 million penis's every show and I live in a trailer with my sweet heart wide boy and I will win this

#funny #short story #fiction

[strangerontheotherside84]

Wild Child || Part 2 (Billy Hargrove x  Reader)

Disclamer: as mentioned in my last post, I have decided to continue my fic “Wild Child” (which was actually finished after part 8). And yes I know we’re all horny and y’all just wanna get to the kinky stuff (I see you) but maybe give it a try and also check out the previous story to kinda get the pre-story behind all of this. Or at least read part 1 of this you kinky fucks :D

Warnings: language, smut, 18+, nsfw, smoking, drinking, drugs

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„You're late.“

„Yeah sorry had to drop off my sister at the Wheeler's house and Karen was nice enough to offer me a drink.“ Billy answered while stepping through the door, quickly following you into the kitchen to that fridge full of beer you had promised him earlier. „Dude, stop calling her Karen it's gross.“

„Hey there's nothing I can do. I feel like she really wants me to call her Karen, y/n. Can't deny a woman her deepest darkest desires.“ „Ew Hargrove shut up. I swear to god if you're really going to screw Nancy Wheeler's mom I'm gonna lose all my respect for you. And I don't have too much of that to begin with.“

„You can't deny that she's kinda hot. Also, what can I do she's really asking for it. Must be a very unsatisfying marriage.“

„I'm not gonna comment any further on this...but maybe go see a therapist about those mommy issues.“ you commented snarky, handing Billy a half rack of beer from the fridge.

„Oh fuck off y/n.“

„Love you too. Come on, we're going to the basement. The stereo down there is way better. I need you to check out some of the new releases I took from work.“

-

You were lying on the old leather couch staring at the wodden ceiling while „Raise Hell“ by Anthrax was blasting through the speakers of the Panasonic stereo. You quickly sat up as you heard a familiar noise.

„Hey Hargrove, quit going through my stuff!“

„So this is where you hide your weed, huh?“ the curly haired boy replied, not even bothering to look at you while he continued to go through the small drawer in the corner of the room.

„Amongst other things, yeah.“ you got up from the couch, your naked feet touching the fuzzy carpet-floor as you walked over to Billy, quickly snatching the cigarette case, which contained all of your pre-rolled joints, from his hands.

„So you really weren't lying about that porn collection.“ Billy sounded a bit surprised as he spotted the several vhs tapes behind a few bottles of Jack Daniel's.

„Told you so.“ you mubled while trying to light the joint between your lips, those matches were definitely ancient. „Don't underestimate me.“

„I could never. But let me help you with that.“, the curly haired boy fished a zippo from the pocket of his tight Levi's jeans and put on the flame in front of your face while licking his lips.

„Thanks.“ you mumbled with a devilish grin, while inhaling the smoke and blowing it into Billy's face.

„You're welcome.“ he replied, taking the joint from your lips.

„Didn't think I was sharing that.“ „Well now you are. So, y/n you wanna get drunk and stoned while watching some porn or were you just talking shit earlier?“

„I’m never talking shit, Hargrove. Here how about this one: Shana Grant plays a singer who must overcome her corrupt manager, who himself is involved with the mob. Well if this doesn't sound like fun. It better be good I payed 5$ for that.“

„It sure does. I wonder what will happen.“ Billy joked as he made himself comfortable on the couch, opening another beer. „Put it on then.“

-

„Well she really is working hard on overcoming that corrupt manager.“ you chuckled while taking another sip from the bottle of Jack, putting out a cigarette in the ashtray in front of you. Your head was starting to feel kinda dizzy, but you would never admit that. At least not until Billy would do the same. You lurked over to the blonde boy sitting next to you on the floor, trying to observe his movements as inconspicuous as possible.

“It's a tough business.” Billy replied, chuckling as well. He had his arms streched out on the leather couch behind you guys, his  red shirt was almost completely unbuttoned, as usual. “Can I help you y/n?”. God dammit. You really were shit at observing people when you're drunk.

“Nope all good.” you replied while stretching yourself across Billy's lap to reach for another can of beer from the half rag that was placed to the boy's right. You could feel his eyes on you as you slowly moved back onto your place, your crop top riding up and allowing him to catch a short glimpse of your boobs.

“Can I help you?” you returned the question while raising an eyebrow.

“Nope all good. That's a very nice shirt though.”

Even though you knew what he was refering to, it really was a nice shirt. It had Metallica's Ride the Lightning cover on it and you had cutten off the sleves and turned it into a crop top. However, it had gotten a bit shorter than expected which meant that it was now barely covering your chest. But you really couldn't be bothered with that kind of stuff anyway.

“So what do you say y/n. Was it worth spending 5 bucks on this?”, Billy drew your attention back to the TV that was still playing the VHS tape.

“All in all yeah. However, I must say that they look kinda bored from time to time. If I'd wanna see that I'd set up a camcorder in the Sam Goody's storage room.”

Your last comment caused the curly haired boy to burst out laughing, “And I thought I was having a hard time. But you're right they do look kinda bored, which is a pity. Looks like a lot of fun.” he hummed the last part in your ear while putting his arm around your shoulder.

You blamed it on being drunk and stoned but his actions actually caused your whole body to shiver with excitement for a split second. Wow you really were gonna give in to him that easy? That'd be a new record.

“It does. Although, I think I'd look less bored.” you replied, taking another sip from your beer and trying to stay focused on the small TV.

“I bet you would y/n. It's such a shame that all these losers you hook up with don't seem to know how to treat you right.” Billy muttered with his husky voice while taking a deep pull from his cigarette, throwing back his head to release the smoke into the air.

“Well thanks for your condolences Hargrove. And you think you'd do it better? Some of that stuff looks kinda hard.”, you taunted while gesturing your head towards the TV, your body now being turned towards Billy.

“We both know I will.” the curly haired boy leaned towards you, only to put out his cigarette in the ashtray behind your back while spotting a dirty grin on his face. You could feel his hot breath on your skin, your heart rate rising at the thought of all the things you'd like him to do to you right now.

“Don't dissapoint me then.” your words were nothing but a low hum but they were enough for Billy to press his lips onto yours within a heartbeat. Although it had been a while since you last hooked up together, the feeling was more than familiar. You both knew exactly how to move to push each others buttons, your kisses were nothing but a constant fight for dominance. You quickly got rid of your crop top while Billy was taking off his shirt only to meet his lips again seconds later. The tall blonde trailed his kisses across your neck, suddenly burying his teeth in your flesh, causing you to hiss. Billy pulled away from you spotting his usual cocky grin while sticking out his tongue.

“You need to get out of these pants if we wanna try what we just saw.”, he advised teasing.

“Ditto.” you replied with a wink. “And just so that you know,” you began while getting rid of your tight black leggings, “When I say it would be fun to try what we just saw I mean all of it.”

“You dirty slut.” Billy groaned while grabbing you by the throat, pushing your back into the cold wodden wall. You wrapped your legs around his waist while holding onto him by his neck as he pushed inside you. You could feel Billy's back muscles tightening as he began to thrust into you with full speed. “Fuck.” you moaned.

“Like it when I fuck you like that y/n?”

“Fuck yes.”

You knew you wouldn't last long if he continued at this pace but before you could say anything Billy pulled out of you, moving a step back while slowly letting you slide down the wall. You smirked at him, licking across your lips before sliding your tongue up his throbbing cock, the taste of yourself mixed with pre-cum meeting your lips. Billy let out a deep growl before grabbing you by the hair, forcing himself all the way into your mouth. The fact that you didn't even gag caused him to grin “You're such a dirty girl, way too good for anybody in this town- fuck y/n”. His words were could off as you began to deep throat him, slowly at first but then getting more and more messy, all while keeping eye contact with the curly haired boy. Billy's moans were music in your ears, you loved to be the one dominating him, especially since it seemed like something that was rather new to him.

“Get on the couch.” Billy hissed out of breath while pulling your hair. You did as you were told but not before slowly sucking on his tip one final time. “What? Can't handle me pretty boy?” you teased smirking while slowly walking past him towards the couch.

“You better save that attitude for later.” The tall blonde growled as he followed you, “Get on your knees.”

Billy quickly positioned himself behind you, firmly grabbing your hips. You could feel your own arousal dripping down your thighs, as you waited for him to finally push into you again. “You're always so wet for me,” Billy hummed against your core, causing your legs to start shaking “And you taste so damn sweet.”

You could feel him adjust himself at your entrance, the tip of his cock teasing you for what felt like forever.

“When did you become such a fucking tease, Hargrove?”, you groaned.

“What was that?”

“You heard me the first time. Just fuck me already.”

“You want me to fuck you, y/n?”

“Yes Billy pl- fuck.” This time it was you being could off as the tall blonde smacked into you, causing you to gasp.

“Like that?” he continued to tease as he began moving in a steady rhythym, “Or faster?”, Billy adjusted his speed at his last words.

“Faster...fuck Billy...fuck me harder.” You cried out, while the curly haired boy was continously hitting your sweet spot. You could feel your body tightening while you got closer and closer to your orgasm.

“Do you want me to pull out?” Billy growled while breathing heavily.

“No...just cum in my ass.”

Billy hummed at those words “So you really wanna try everything we just saw.”

He slowly pulled out of you, your whole body aching at the sensation of being left wanting more, just before he carefully pushed inside of you from behind, causing both of you to gasp.

“Fuck y/n I'm not gonna last much longer.”

“Just fuck me Billy..please.”

You did not need to tell him twice, after giving you some time to adjust to this new feeling he began to move with a steady rhythym, slightly fastening his pace.

“Fuck Billy...you feel so good.”, you had tried anal before but that was while being drunk at a party with some dude that clearly didn't know what he was doing, but the feeling of Billy fucking you from behind was something you'd never experienced before.

You're whole body was shaking and you could feel your lower abdomen tightening as you got closer and closer to your high.

“Fuck Billy I'm gonna cum.” You managed to cry out right before your orgasm rushed over you like a crashing wave, you buried your sweaty face and palms into the leather couch while moaning loudly.

This sensation caused Billy to let a fitlhy moan escape from his lips as he came inside of you, making sure to fill you up with every drip of his cum, before pulling out and collapsing on the couch.

The two of you had to take a few moments before either of you could say something. Both still breathing heavily, while sliding down onto the floor, trying to process everything that had just happened.

“So y/n, you're still not sure if I'd do better than those guys in the movie?” Billy chuckled out of breath while putting his jeans back on and lighting a cigarette.

“I'll think about it.” you replied dry while following his example.

“We're a really good team.” “Yeah a team of drunk and stoned idiots.”

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[buzzin-rp-memes]

Karens Sentence Starters

Yes, the infamous “let me speak to your manager” Karen. I work in retail, this was going to happen sooner or later. Some from internet memes/posts some personal experience

Feel free to edit however needed.

Karens

“May I speak to the manager?”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS COUPON IS EXPIRED?”

“Manager. Now.”

“My kids can’t hear me calling you a bitch because they’re listening to Kidz Bop”

“You can’t divorce me! I’m gonna divorce you!”

“Would you like to buy my essential oils?”

“Medicine is a scam, you need some essential oils.”

“I’d like to make a complaint.”

“HOW DARE YOU MESS UP MY ORDER?! WHERE’S THE MANAGER.”

“HEY YOU DO THIS FOR ME NOW.”

“You need to check me out first because I’m in a rush.”

“Your employee was helping another customer so she/he/they didn’t help me right away.”

“Just leave it on the floor, the employees will pick it up.”

“I don’t want this anymore.” *places cake in bra section*

“It says ‘remove card,’ so can I remove my card?”

“Oh wait til facebook here’s about this.”

“I’M NEVER SHOPPING HERE AGAIN.”

“ALL of your prices are WRONG.”

“Why is your store so expensive?! You people are so greedy!”

“I don’t care if you’re on your lunch break, you need to help ME!!”

“I HAVE BEEN WAITING IN THIS LINE FOR FIVE HOURS THIS IS RIDICULOUS!”

“Why would you wear a skirt like that in public? You are corrupting my children!”

“WHY ARE YOU OUT OF _?!”

“_, hold mommy’s purse. I gotta do something about this terrible service.”

“I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE WITH THIS YELP REVIEW”

“Facebook is way more reliable than scientists, sweetie.”

“The customer is always right.”

“It’s not against policy if it’s helping ME.”

Those suffering the wrath of Karen

“I am the manager.”

“Not everything is about you, Karen/_.”

“I’m so sorry I messed up your order, let me go fix this.”

“I’m so sorry, I’ll get you a refund.”

“One moment, let me finish up with this customer.”

“Good. Never come back.”

“Uh, I’m just a cashier, I don’t set the prices....”

“I’m on my lunch break but customer service can help you.”

“You literally got in the line 15 minutes ago.”

*waits 30 minutes before drinking coffee* “My drink is cold. Give me a refund.”

“Respect the drip, Karen.”

“You’re really gonna yell at a minor over the fact that your coupon expired?”

“Shut your entitled ass up.”

“Could you quit harassing the employees?”

“I’m sorry!”

“Oh this isn’t my first rodeo.”

“...I don’t even work here.”

“I’m sorry, but I can’t do that. That goes against policy.”

“Leave them alone.”

“I’m sorry I can’t stop laughing! You’re ridiculous!”

“Could you learn how to treat people like actual human beings?”

“You’re banned from this establishment. I don’t want to see you again.”

“Do I need to call the police on you?”

Misc.

“I’m so sorry about my mom/dad/parent.”

“I’m sorry you have to live with that.”

“I hate the holidays. Karens begin to spawn at a faster rate.”

“They say a group of Karens is called a Privilege.”

“I need a drink after dealing with that today.”

“I feel bad for Karen’s kids.”

“You may have been raised by a Karen but thank god you are the complete opposite.”

“Oh my god, I married a Karen.”

“Damn that was amazing how you stood up to that Karen.”

“Off to face the Karens.”

“Unfortunately I have to live with a Karen.”

“I will always stand up for you against the Karens.”

“Of course you’re not fired, that customer is nuts.”

“I’m so sorry you had to deal with that.”

“Our neighbor is a Karen. Calling the police on a kid’s lemonade stand, are you kidding me?!”

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