#quips and quotes

[feralchaton]

Forgive us our stresspasses as we forgive those who stresspass against us

- Dudeist Priest

#dudeism #this strespass will not stand #quips and quotes #quotes #phrases #abiding

[thehollowwriter]

I think I'm funny

#jade leech #trey clover #idia shroud #ortho shroud #rook hunt #octavinelle #heartslabyul #ignihyde #pomefiore #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twst incorrect quotes #twst text post #text post #funny #my edit #quinn quips

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: “Do you always have to spit out some dumb one liner every time you take down one of the enemies?”

Person B: “It’s part of my charm.”

#write-it-motherfuckers #writing prompt #writing prompts #writing #prompt #story prompt #story prompts #story #prompts #my prompt #original #random #imagine #story time motherfucker #dialogue #dialogue prompt #person a and person b #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #B is just the himbo from resident evil 4 honestly. and he's right. his dorky quips ARE part of his charm #sass #sarcasm #sarcastic #banter #shenanigans #funny #silly #as always the tags are only ever a suggestion #implied murder #implied violence

[oldshrewsburyian]

From behind the papist virgin with her silver shoes there creeps another woman, poor, her feet bare and calloused, her swarthy face plastered with the dust of the road. Her belly is heavy with salvation and the weight drags and makes her back ache.

The Mirror and the Light, Hilary Mantel

#16th-century anti-catholicism yes but/and i continue to be obsessed with mantel's writerly imagination #the mirror and the light #hilary mantel #the way she writes about theology fascinates me #as well as the way she writes about history obviously #[insert quip about 16th-century English history being inseparable from Anglican wrangling] #book quotes

[electric-plants]

cyno: could you give me advice on how to get closer to alhaitham?

kaveh: huh?? why are you asking me? i hate alhaitham

cyno: haha oh yeah that’s one of my favorite jokes you do it’s so funny :)

kaveh: …..one of your favorite what?

#cytham #haino #cyhaino #cyno #alhaitham #haino incorrect quotes #i think cyno should just take it all as a very intricate joke instead of just stubborn friendship denial #kaveh would be spiraling rip #suddenly has to wonder if EVERYONE thinks it’s a joke #(they don’t) #and yet somehow he’s closer to the truth than everyone else😌 best investigator fr #also this would have astronomical implications for cyno’s ‘he lives rent free in each of our hearts’ quip #and also ALSO kaveh being torn between giving cyno advice and acknowledging he’s friends with alhaitham openly #or refusing cyno and feeling BAD but maintaining his reputation #is my aesthetic #also he would OBVIOUSLY give the advice while pleading that cyno does NOT tell anyone he did #which cyno doesn’t because he keeps promises and also because he’s excited he gets to be in on their joke #srry for all the tags my brain gets one (1) thought about them and runs with it forever #genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes

[itsagentromanoff]

Sam: If you had to, what would you give up? Food or sex?

Steve: [quickly] Sex.

Tony: [unimpressed] Seriously, answer faster!

Steve: I'm sorry! When he said sex I wasn't thinking about sex with you!

Tony: [to Bucky] It's like a giant hug!

#original: friends #robert downey jr #chris evans #sebastian stan #anthony mackie #tony stark #steve rogers #bucky barnes #sam wilson #stony #tony x steve #steve x tony #the avengers #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers #tony stark has chandler bing quips

[minka-cola]

hey did you know new liskarm/franka content leaves me FERAL. because it does

#minka says #arknights #arknights spoilers #i hope someone frames frankas come early quip up in a museum #or that some smut quoting it happens

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Schmitty: "What would you say if I came home with like... 7 more Quips-?"

Cookie: *without even looking* "What's in the box?"

Schmitty: "..."

Cookie: "What's in the box, Schmitty?"

(The box is making Quip noises)

Schmitty: "...I think you know."

#jackbox #incorrect jackbox quotes #jackbox games #incorrect quotes #ydkj #you don't know jack #cookie #cookie masterson #schmitty #quiplash #quips #you dont know jack #you don't know jack full stream

[gxlden-angels]

do you have any thoughts on the story of abraham and isaac? my parents talk about it and praise abraham for being willing to kill his son which..... scares me to say the least, and i'd love to hear your perspective as someone who seems more well-adjusted

Where I am now, it disgusts me more than anything. The interpretation of "I'm willing to sacrifice your life if I was told to" feels like the step before "I put you into this world and I can take you out of it." It's entitlement to a child, who is an independent individual, just because they are dependent on you for survival. I prefer the interpretation of understanding the actions you're taking and the reasons why (like how there's multiple religions that don't eat pork because it was so unsafe to eat at the time), especially if it's at someone else's expense.

Where I was in the thick of it all, it gave me morbid comfort that scares me now. I had fantasies of being a martyr for the church and the idea of being the next Isaac was just so appealing. Being a hand-selected sacrifice chosen by the Good Lord Himself? Sign me the fuck up, babey!

I think if I admitted that to my family, they'd be horrified.

It's another one of those stories or beliefs where I think the majority of christians just regurgitate what they've heard. It's a point of pride and devotion, but there's no personal reflection or cross-cultural awareness of it. Lean not unto your own understanding and whatnot. It's the potential that scares me the most, like the Quiverfull movement with the Duggars or Turpins. I'm sure there's stories now, but I can't remember them off the top of my head

(Also I will be telling my therapist someone on Tumblr called me "more well-adjusted" thank you anon)

#My therapist has called me 'surprisingly well-adjusted' before #He has since retracted that title and given it back multiple times #I don't know if you relate more to the 'Scared of my parents for praising that' or the 'Scared that I was okay with that' part #maybe both #either way the cycle ends here with you #No more bible quips and quotes that harm you and others. You find your own understanding and eventually it feels nice #It doesn't at first I will admit that. At first it feels like you're gonna go to Hell Right Here Right Now #But eventually you learn to trust yourself. It's a slow process. I've been in therapy for a good 6-7 years now #But one day you wake up and notice life feels more authentic. You feel like your values matter (and they actually do!) #And again it's slow. It's in bits and piece and back and forth. My worst habit is switching something from religious to moral #I highly recommend this type of therapy called ACT it's a CBT subtype #I'm usually not a fan of cbt so u know it helps if I recommend a subtype of it #CBT shit is so cheap I got a workbook from the library #this isnt relevant to the post but #my cat is trying to steal my burger king rn #it gets better (I have a cat) but progress isn't linear (eating burger king) #ex christian #religious trauma #anon tag

[thestarsarecool]

TOP POP MERGER: LENNON & ONO, INC.

Beatle John and his girl friend join forces — and POW!

By Betty Rollin, Published in Look Magazine March 18th, 1969

#this interview seems to have been conducted in late 1968 from what I can tell? #it reads to me like it was before the get back sessions #but it’s after yoko’s miscarriage #but idk #anyway obviously john disputing the first meeting story is interesting #but their dynamic throughout this whole article is fascinating #the description of john as whimsical I find endearing #I feel like we never hear him described like that #also rollins’ quips are fantastic #all in all a good read #my quotes #my articles #john lennon #yoko ono #the beatles

[glitched-dawn]

Day 2 of New/Out of Context Quotes and Quips!!

[Talking about Daemons-edition!]

#new/out of context quotes and quips #out of context quotes and quips #new context quotes and quips #writing #writeblr #my writing #writing memes #writers on tumblr #writers #wip

[feralchaton]

#beauty #poe #strangeness #quotes and phrases #quips and quotes

[thehollowwriter]

The whole thing with Leona's tsum can be summarised as follows:

Ruggie and the rest of Savanaclaw, sobbing and holding the tsum: We lost our dear dorm leader, Leona!

Leona: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!

Ruggie and the rest of Savanaclaw: Sometimes we can still hear his voice!

#quinn quips #leona kingscholar #ruggie bucchi #savanaclaw #leona tsum #twisted wonderland #tsumsted wonderland #twst tsum #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twst incorrect quotes

[cliveguy]

censored tweets because it's too horrible for me to casually put here but it's so infuriating how people on twitter who build their entire brand on usamerican trans issues literally have 0 empathy for trans people in other countries. these two accounts have hundreds of thousands of followers and erin reed is major source on trans news in the us. so disrespectful and flippant to be using this case (and this thread. which contains graphic details of the murder of a trans teenager. the censored tweet contained slurs.) to make a stupid point about how you think another country's legal system is stupid and wrong because it's different to yours.

#erin reed has been very uscentric before so if this was anything other than this particular case itd just be an eyeroll moment #but seriously? you read the contents of that thread and still have it in you to complain about having to think before you tweet for #5 minutes? #makes me genuinely so mad. #'we had a revolution over this' literally shut UPPP stop doing stupid quips under a tweet about something this serious #not to mention erin reed should absolutely know better than to have originally quoted with her opinion because the original thread #(by a uk trans journalist) #said SO many times that doing that could potentially disrupt the case. #like i try not to get mad online. but come on. come the fuck onnnn. #transphobia / #brianna ghey #tagging because reading about the case made me feel so sick earlier ill understand if people have filtered her name

[briannaisadorable]

#all black everything #purpose #life #hustle #grind #top #stars #melanin #moon #gif #pic #quote #quip #word #travel #higher #driven #fyp #ig

[briebysabs]

Vanitas: There you have it your Honor. The defendant was found-

Domi: Objection! Lack of evidence!

V:........Objection! Lack of bitches!

D: Objection! Lack of father!

V: Objection! Lack of headless brother!

D: Objection! Stale-ass rat tail for hair!

V: OBJECTION-

#anime #the case study of vanitas #les memoires de vanitas #vnc manga #vanitas no carte #vanitas #dominique #dominique de sade #quotes #quips #lol #jokes #I listen to too much audios