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pinkiemachine · 7 months

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Yes. Yes I do need that today.

Perhaps the power went out for a little while at the Manor…

Perhaps it’s snowing real bad and they got stuck there for a while…

Perhaps Alfred’s making hot coco…

Who’s to say…

#fan art #art #funny #dc #bat family #dc comics #batman #bat brothers #bat boys #bat siblings #bat girls #batfam #wholesome #cute #bats in blankets

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sleepy-bebby · 3 months

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one brain cell bouncing between 2.5 cats 🧠

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doghowto · 22 days

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Husky refuses to believe he can't have crab rangoon. 🦀 Follow me for more dogs that think every meal's for them!

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stellarfalls · 28 days

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Yasmine: Toddlering is a full-time job 😴

#going to flesh out Hana’s story for the next few posts so goodbye to wholesome family content for a while 😔👋🏽#ts4 #simblr #sims 4 #ts4 gameplay #hana*#rohan*#yasmine*#peanut butter*#gen:valley

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yuushin7 · 2 years

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My contribution to the SpyFam brainrot! Afternoon nap with Forgers 💚

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happyheidi · 1 year

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deer walks into a store and later brings her whole family for another visit 🛒

Horsetooth Store, Gas, and RV Park

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#she said matriarchal goddess powers activate!#and can we talk about the name #Horsetooth store?? YES #lol I love that so much #cottagecore #deer #funny #animals in store #odd news #cool #wholesome #cute #wild animals #story #america #photography #gas station #irony here is it’s probably family owned and operated #headline: “’showing nature AND humans who’s boss’

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megamiussy · 3 months

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(source: piinkimi)

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bookofbonbon · 2 years

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Anyways, one of my favourite interactions in 1.06 is Lucerys asking ‘father’ to hold Joffrey and both Laenor & Harwin reacting without hesitation.

gif credit: @fireandbloodsource (x)

#I’m taking all the crumbs I can get #very wholesome #this is the family I stan #Laenor is obviously the one to actually say no #harwin strong #laenor velaryon #rhaenyra targaryen #rhaenyra x harwin #rhaenyra x laenor #house of the dragon #lucerys velaryon

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ilynpilled · 9 months

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lannister sibs

#wholesome 100 family #valyrianscrolls #asoiaf #tyrion lannister #cersei lannister #jaime lannister

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inkskinned · 6 months

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for the longest time my family used to host one of the biggest haunted houses on my block: elaborate, themed amateur haunts that pearled out along our lawn for one-night-only. spinning circus wheel-of-terrors and walkthrough alien crash-landings and spiders that arched over our driveway, leaking venom onto your feet.

we didn't have a lot of money; and honestly i don't know how we afforded what we did have. there were not going to be pneumatics or projectors or any supply over 20 dollars - and even 20 was a stretch. we were lucky, and we lived in a town that had a "swap shed", where people would drop off any banged-up-but-usable items that they wanted to get rid of. the whole year, my family would pick over someone else's discarded fans and lights and weird decorations, asking each other - what do you think? for halloween?

we would strip the motors out of rusted fans and spraypaint vases and saw broom handles in half and apply a very thick coat of cardboard and duct tape to everything. for our pirate year, i made the mistake of individually drawing woodgrain onto each strip of cardboard that made up the ship. i then gently painted and distressed the "boards" so they'd each have lichen and cracks and unusual patterns. i hid eyes in the knots and shaped skulls. you couldn't see any of it in the dark, even under our "spotlight" (someone's target-branded workshop flashlight).

i have a lot of very strange skills as a result. i know how to make a flying ghost appear both physically and in the mirror. i know how to make a witch's brew that stirs itself. i know how to burn and cut and paint until there is an iron throne you can sit on, or an alien brushing your ankles, or a hearse trundling along. i can't say we ever made it beyond our local newspapers, but we tried so hard that the town would regularly shut down our street.

i can't put any of these skills on a resume, and i haven't been able to put them to use for a while. i live in an apartment, there's no lawn for me to decorate. for years i've wanted to do an alice in wonderland theme, and have been collecting ideas like coins in a fountain. at other houses, i am transfixed by 12 foot skeletons and paper mache spooky lanterns; easily wooed by the knowledge of how much time people put in.

someone asked me once - so what was the point? and why didn't you guys charge anything to show up?

in truth, we probably needed the money. for years there, we were a 1-meal-a-day kind of a family. i was being polite earlier up in this essay: we furnished both our house and our halloweens using things left a recycling center. we live in new england and still didn't turn on the heat until the end of november, no matter how low the temperature.

every year we would collect donations for unicef and other charities. on an average year, we would collect enough to pay for our food for weeks. every year, without fail: we donated every penny.

this endeavor took months to plan and design and execute. we had to organize any volunteers and check safety and hope-for-the-best. it took at least 24 hours to set up, a week to take down. the motors and fans and lights all had to be packed tight. the cardboard would scatter, pangea in the rain and sleet. i remember picking up a plank from that pirate ship, the paint blown clear off, all my hard work completely erased. a new kind of driftwood.

if this was a poem, and not a memory, i could wrap this up prettily. i could say that these skills landed me a cool job in the haunting industry or that it taught me the value of friendship and responsibility. but i actually think it's something better, something very pretty: there wasn't ever a moral to it.

the night was a long one. yes, there were assholes, people who broke stuff. but mostly it was just kids like us in cardboard costumes, dressed as an incredibly niche kind of truck. good parents who were friendly and laughing. teenagers who slunk in at late hours, wide-eyed and secretly delighted; who asked us can i help next year? like, do y'all take volunteers, or whatever? every year more people came, and told their friends, and offered to pay. and every year we said maybe next year and meant absolutely never.

we did it because it was enough to love something, and to make that love visible. we did it because there is very rarely an excuse to have fun. i think maybe especially, for me - we did it because every year, there was one first "customer" somewhere around 3-4PM, while we were still putting on the final touches. the sun would still be up, and we were frazzled and always-running-late, and these kids saw our vision unfinished in the bright light of day.

something about their parents murmuring say thank you and telling my mom this setup is so sweet while this little kid would grin up at us, dazzled by our artistic mediocrity. the fall air and the chill and their coat-over-a-panda-princess-costume. that first phrase of the night awkwardly managed over a pair of overly-large vampire teeth: a beautiful and excited trick or treat!

#wholesome #happy halloween #writeblr #just something to maybe warm ur heart in these times #my parents also usually let me take nov 1st off #this is the first year in like 20 years im not taking it off bc it became like a family holiday #i regret not taking it off but alas. capitalism.

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mikibagels · 6 months

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Cross-Dimensional Siblings - Snippet 1 'Dino' is just Dio with an extra letter in the middle... If I ever have a son in the future I'm going to call him my little dino nuggie.

I have such strong family fever right now. Between this comic and the new spy x family season, i am so.... i want kids so bad.

#dio brando #enrico pucci #hot pants #diego brando #sbr #stone ocean #jjba #fanart #my art #what do you mean you don't have cross-universe siblings?#skill issue #comic #wholesome #brando brothers #pucci siblings but not the ones you expected #I want the world to know that every time I draw family jojo fanart it is me projecting my future plans for my own family #i love my kids and i've not met them yet lol #Cross-Dimensional Siblings (comic)

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elitadream · 1 year

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Been having feels all week about these two, so here: have more brotherly art. ;_; 💞

#Mario #Luigi #family #best bros #wholesome sibling dynamic #I love them so much omg #so caring and brave for each other #they make my heart soft 🥺#Super Mario Bros #fanart

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stars-and-bards · 7 months

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Family, hope, fear and hunger.

(Major Fear and Hunger spoilers up ahead//)

funger family comic! what a wholesome bunch! though i couldn't really draw the god of funger cos i got a bit disturbed by the end of making this pfft.

meanwhile enki:

#fear and hunger #funger #d'arce #ragnvaldr #cahara #funger fanart #fear and hunger fanart #enki #theyre a wholesome family i swear #starsandbards art

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doghowto · 15 days

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A special love... 🥰 Follow me for more dogs that can't hide their love any longer!

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sparkles-rule-4eva · 8 months

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Were we gonna talk about this? :3

I mean, it feels like we already knew they did this, but the fact that Sonic and Tails are constantly making sure the other has eaten, in a subtle way of showing love 🥹

And they "cover each other's blind spots." Where Tails is worrisome, Sonic is confident. Where Sonic is reckless, Tails is careful. There's so many other, smaller ways these brothers take care of each other. 💙💛

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shupito · 22 days

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I missed my wholesome buff boy. For all you desperate souls out there 💚

#i just can't get happy family jason out of my head. he has such a gentle dog energy to him :(#jason voorhees #jason vorhees art #jason voorhes x reader #jason voorhees fanart #friday the 13th franchise #friday the 13th #slasher fanart #slashers #80s horror #90s horror #art #wholesome

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