#whoops i have no idea how to gif animation

[weebsinstash]

Hi I’ve been watching Hazbin Hotel and I found your blog which is amazing by the way , and I was wondering what are your thoughts on yandere Alastor ?

Thanks babe! ^^ so i was discussing this with someone recently and, to avoid doing that thing where I have too any concepts on the same post, I'm going to stick with a specific idea I've had of him recently which I will call "canon accurate yandere Alastor"

imma be honest and say this version would fucking suck depending on your preferences because he

-doesn't love you romantically and doesn't let YOU date

-doesn't wanna fuck you either AND DOESN'T LET YOU FUCK ANYONE ELSE EITHER

-probably does not consider you an equal by any means, like he considers you a good friend and you're charming and lovely and whatever, but he sees you like.... you'd be puking into a trashcan and he's the one holding your hair back, "now see my dear, this is why you shouldn't go out drinking without a proper escort~" like there's a vague layer of condescension and there's a huge massive power balance and experience balance between you two

Like. He's. He's kind of condescendingly cunty to you, he's vaguely looking at you with the energy of "MacKenzie oh my gosh MacKenzie you're so drunk, you're wasted, oh my god let me drive you home, no girl I'm taking your keys, you're too--" like do you get what I mean? He's a traditional gentleman and he comes along and uh, he thinks he sees this raw potential and charm inside of you that he thinks is being wasted by your modern lifestyle which can literally include

- your diet

-your tech use or what you use from day to day

- how you dress

-how you TALK

-how you spend your time

-who you hang out with

Just picture he meets you, you catch his eye, maybe you're at the hotel, and he's entertained by your sarcastic witty replies to his antics that maybe even get a chuckle out of him. You're a spitfire and he likes that!

.... and then the next time he sees you you're like vaping weed from a pen, looking at him with half lidded eyes, playing a game on your phone, too scattered to fully hold a conversation with him, to focus, to be as entertaining to him as before, and he's grinding the teeth in his smile, "oh no, this won't do at all", especially when he sees negative affects such maybe you're watching things he doesn't approve of or you're being harassed idk

I feel like since Alastor canonically drinks and is quite a heavyweight apparently, he wouldn't mind his darling drinking, but he would definitely control how much after a while. If you get too wasted in front of him too many times, he'll completely cut you off. Folks are you aware that getting too drunk can cause an alcohol induced panic attack that can literally take away your ability to move your hands and arms and make your mouth numb. I found this out recently :) whoops. And I feel like Alastor sees that shit and you'd have to EARN HIS TRUST for him to let you drink again and uh, I don't think that's possible

You're kind of like a bestie but you're also like a toy he's playing with and he doesn't like to share. He'll drag you away from doing other things with other people, especially if he doesn't approve of what you're doing and or with whom. He basically views you dating other people as lowering yourself to people who are beneath you and would only want you to give yourself to someone who deserves you, and he doesn't think ANYONE deserves you except him, and he DOESNT LIKE YOU THAT WAY so the man is just like FORCING CELIBACY ON YOU. Like have you ever seen videos of people taking their domesticated lovely groomed pets outdoors and like a stray or even wild animal version of it comes along to. Hump. And the owner is freaking out, "get the fuck AWAY I don't know where you've been" or at least Should? THAT'S Alastor watching 'other people trying to predate upon you' aka YOU trying to get laid or date

You'll be cooking something and he'll come up and try some without asking, "Hah! This is terrible!" and either watch you so he can tell you what he thinks you did wrong once the dish is finished or he takes over and asserts that he wants to show you to do it "the proper way!" and if you're female he potentially inserts a comment about how as a lovely lady you should know your way around a kitchen (in like a positive "I'll show you so you can know for yourself" way but like the underlying misogyny is there lol)

He'll take you out drinking and dancing but don't you dare let him catch you throwing it back or being mildly sexual, or he'll immediately tell you you've had too much to drink and take you home and you two spend the rest of the night like drinking tea listening to the radio, reading books, or watching old timey TV.

Lastly... I can absolutely see Alastor making some kind of deal with his darling for their soul. He CAN do that (and I think technically anyone in Hell can deal with souls, it's apparently part of the becoming an Overlord process). But I can just see him taking his darling's soul in exchange for anything, it might be really small, it might be really important, but he sees it as safeguarding your beautiful lovely little soul from anyone else who might take it. It truly is like THE HIGHEST FORM OF OWNING YOU, CONTROLLING YOU. It's all according to whatever is in the deal, but I'm sure there's other basic caveats you get... like him being able to summon you at will if you agree to it so he's randomly yanking you away from other people or tracking you when he doesn't know when you are.... or restraining you so you stop running away from him and running out on the town to act so... vulgar

#yandere hellaverse #yandere x reader #yandere hazbin hotel #alastor x reader #yandere alastor #hh #sinprompts #i miss using italics :( tumblr mobile has made using italics a nightmare

[xbruised-peachx]

AHHHH PLS DO NSFW FENDER HEADCANONS I LOVE HIM

ANON YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT PANDORA'S BOX YOU HAVE JUST UNLOCKED BECAUSE IM DOIN THE ALPHABET BABY YOU DIDNT ASK FOR IT BUT IM DOING IT ANYWAY

Fender NSFW Alphabet

Tags: 🔞 MDNI, pure smut, fem!reader, LOTS OF FINGERING (he literally has the "come here" fingers as his select animation don't come for me), gun play mention, spanking, edging, cockwarming, public mention, marking, not betaread

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He's definitely the type to just hold you close after, wrapping his arms around you like a blanket and just letting his heavy breath sync with yours. He'll ask if you need anything, like water or a towel to clean up. He'll only leave after kissing your forehead, getting you whatever you need then asking if you'd like to shower with him if you haven't passed out from your own exhaustion. That is one of his favorites though, is just helping you get cleaned up under a nice, warm shower.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I never noticed the their favorite body part of this whoops- So his personal favorite of his own is his arms combined with his hands. Not only are his arms super strong but his fingers are so thick but also nimble. He knows how to work you with his fingers alone, and combine that with his massive biceps alone, it's a killer combo. He could get off alone to the way your eyes beg for him as you watch his muscles flex, veins showing as he pumps hard into you, fingers deftly angling up.

His favorite part on you is by far your legs and thighs. He loves seeing you in shorts, skirts/dresses, even tight skinny jeans, he can't get enough of it all. Often, in public, he'll put his hand on your thigh, letting his fingers softly caress at your sensitive inner thigh just so he can watch you squirm, scooting closer to him as he chuckles, your head on his shoulder as he rests his head on yours.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Okay... might be controversial here but... I don't think he'd actually want to cum inside. Hear me out; the way his bio is, it does sound like he might have been a bit of accident... like I don't think the CIA op was exactly planning on knocking up a revolutionary while in Budapest but well... NOW FENDER IS HERE SO, I feel like he does consider that and tries to be cautious as all hell, not really sure if he wants kids. That being said, bro has the best pull out game outta everyone and loves cumming on your stomach and thighs. He loves watching it spill down the sides of your thighs, your soft gasps as you feel his warm seed drip down your tummy.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has fantasized about fucking you with a gun. He would never bring it up as it's way too dangerous for him even if it was unloaded and had all the safety, but part of what got him off on that fantasy was the thrill of danger... the idea of you trusting him. Your sweet eyes looking up at him as your tongue wrapped around the cold, black metal. There is one thing you have done though that he doesn't want to admit he liked way more than he should; when you grinded on his boot while sucking him off. (Basically, he has his own military kink he doesn't really want to admit to as he wants to seperate work from you.)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He mostly did casual hook-ups before you, not wanting to stay committed as he was worried about ending up like his dad. He didn't want to leave anyone. Now though, he is more than happy to share his experience with you, and god, does he show it.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy; he loves just grabbing your hips and slamming into you, your face buried down but still hearing every desperate cry from you, just because his pace is relentless. If you allow it, he'll spank you, just to assert that dominance and because he loves hearing that sudden cry and moan from you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He may crack a couple jokes and tease, but for the most part he is actually serious. Occasionally sarcastic but all of this is mostly saved for foreplay as he just likes teasing you as you get more and more desperate for him.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

So from his gym skin it actually seems like he manscapes pretty well, not have any hair on his chest or anything (sad). However, I say he has just small happy trail and tends to keep his downstairs short, trimmed but not shaved completely. He seem pretty neat and tidy most times.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Though he will seem stoically quiet a lot of the time, he shows his intimacy, his appreciation and adoration of you in other ways. Kissing every part of your body, his eyes trained on every reaction, mouth open as he groans with you moans, whispering in your ear asking, "You like this, darling? ...Good." You can feel his toothy smile as he kisses on your neck.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

His go to is thinking of you cumming over and over on his fingers as his kisses your neck and breasts. He does it when deployed and god, he's been needing to ask you if it's okay to record because there are times where just memories aren't enough, that he wants to sneak a phone so he can hear you moaning his name again.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He loves edging you; especially when fingering you. He keeps count of how often he can do it before you just can't hold it anymore. He also loves cockwarming, one of his favorite morning activities is just holding your hips close as his cock is buried deep inside you. Feeling every pulse of your walls, soft whimpers escaping your lips as your legs barely have to adjust around him to feel him more and more against your sensitive walls.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

It is generic to say home in the bedroom, but yeah, he likes to keep it mostly to himself, but he definitely is not opposed to a bathroom quicky or some backseat car fun.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He loves the way you look at him. You don't have to say a word, just looking back at him and he's gonna try his damnedest to get whatever you want. He also loves when you wear his shirts, but he warns you, they're gonna come off just as quickly.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He doesn't like putting you in actual danger, even if he has had some fantasies. So things like knifeplay or gunplay he'd never do. In general he tries to keep the military away from you as he learned from his dad the hard way.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He will lick and suck on your clit while fingering you, but for the most part prefers actually just fingering you. He'll mostly go down for that reason, just to enhance when he's fingering you. He prefers receiving, loving the way your tongue rolls up his shaft and how your eyes look up to him as he cums down your throat.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He's definitely fast and rough, but he always checks in to make sure he isn't going too hard on you. He knows his strength and doesn't want to intentionally overstimulate you... though he does on accident but you don't mind at all as he pounds into your sensitive pussy over and over making you cum on him continously.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn't mind them, but he still prefers the real thing. He'd rather you cumming multiple times but he can't help it when you're rubbing on his arms, whispering in his ear how bad you want him and how you can't wait to get home. Why wait when he can pull you to the bathroom right there and you can show how bad you want it?

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He's always down to try things at least once to figure out if he actually enjoys it, especially if it's to make you happy.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Oh, him edging you and all his workouts aren't just for show; he can go for hours. He jokes and says its the only cardio he love but it has the hint of truth in it. He loves making you cum multiple times so to feel your plush walls tighten around him, your voice crying out his name, he has to last a while to keep up. And when you hears you begging him to not stop... well, how could he disappoint such a lovely lady like you? He's gonna keep going.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He likes a good cock ring personally, and likes using a bullet vibe with you. Only once did he try a vibrating ring and he actually found it too much for himself, cumming too soon he felt like (...you had already cum four times). So he personally keeps the two seperate.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He likes to tease to an extent. He'll often egg you on in the morning, giving you gentle touches on your body through the day, kisses to your neck with breaths that linger on longer than they should. The second you are begging though, telling him please to just give you what you want, he's not gonna fight any longer.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

I'd actually say he's pretty quiet. He'll have his mouth open, letting out heavy breaths and moans on occassion, even rarer, growling once he's getting closer to his own release. He'll speak in short sentences, just asking if you're okay and how it's feeling, sometimes saying small bits of praise; "So beautiful..." "Amazing, darling" "So.... fucking tight". It's mostly due to his brain being so scrambled, feeling so good while fucking you but unable to translate his thoughts and not wanting to say it in Hungarian... He really doesn't find Hungarian hot in the bedroom so he wants to keep it to English as much as he can.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He likes to leave bite marks on your neck specifically so if he catches someone looking at you too long, he'll just smile, and hopefully notice the little tooth gap matches his sweet, not-so-innocent smile.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

6½" when flaccid, and 7" when hard (16.5cm flaccid, 17.8cm hard). He's pretty thick too, particularly towards the base, and his veins have a tendency to show a lot more, leading to you feeling at he pulses, his heart beat getting fast as he gets closer, and its such an interesting but amazing feeling when it's inside.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His is pretty average... until he's on a tour or just gone a while. The second he comes back you're being pinned against as a wall as he shows just how much he missed you, even the neighbors will know he's back home by the time he's done.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He actually tends to be energized post sex, much like most workouts. Unless its done at night, he'll just hold you, make sure you're safe as you drift off into a nap. At night though, he'll make sure you fall asleep first, making sure you're happy and all taken care of before dozing off himself, feeling truly at peace with you.

#call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #cod mw2 #fender #fender x reader #fender mw2 #fender takacs #fender takacs x reader #mw2 x reader #call of duty x reader #cod x reader #fender writing

[letssimptogether]

Movie Night with the Sinclairs

warnings: mentions of alcohol and/or weed, and maybe some swearing but nothing other than fluff🫶🏻

Bo Sinclair

This was a little idea the two of you planned for about a week now—Ambrose has been particularly quiet so the two of you finally have time to relax between the commotion.

When the day arrived, Bo pulled out a few bottles of whichever alcoholic beverages you preferred, and met you on the couch with the popcorn in hand and a few open snacks on the coffee table.

You asked him what movie you’d wanna watch, and he jokingly asked to watch a suggestive movie, and you tossed some popcorn pieces at him.

“No!” You groaned, “Of course you’d say that-”

“I was just kiddin’, doll,” He laughed, resting his head on your shoulder.

He was just teasing though, he’d rather watch any other genre movie with you before some cheesy porno.

The two of you settled on John Wick; and Bo had his arm wrapped around you the entire time—sometimes you’d cry on his shoulder (i cried fr). sometimes the two of you would spoon till one of you guys wanted more popcorn, then you’d sit on Bo’s lap while you snacked, his arm wrapped comfortably against your waist.

You guys decided to play a drinking game, and as the movie progressed, the two of you were ooh-ing, wailing, and cheering with the finale; tossing popcorn at each other whenever one made a cheesy joke.

Lester’s gonna whoop your guys ass afterwards but boy did you guys have fun.

Vincent Sinclair

It was your idea; after all you had seen how stressed Vincent was from his sculptures.

You were in the kitchen tidying up after your little baking session, when the idea struck.

You hadn’t seen Vincent all morning, and it’s now two hours into the afternoon—he puts so much effort into his wax figures, that it’s probably stressing him to a degree.

So, you grabbed the plate of brownies and made your way to the basement where he was hunched over a half-finished project.

“Hey, Vinny,” you started, “I made some brownies; wanna watch a movie with me?”

He nodded, and followed you up to the room you guys shared, and you pulled out your laptop.

You asked what he wanted to watch, but he wasn’t sure himself; so with some thought, you decided on The Nightmare Before Christmas, thinking he’d appreciate the animation.

Vincent rested his head atop yours, his free hand intertwining with your own free hand as you both ate homemade brownies.

With your free hand, you took your thumb and started rubbing his hand. You felt him relax underneath you, and that’s what you were aiming for.

Once the two of you were done eating, you moved the laptop and pulled Vincent in to spoon as the two of you finished the movie.

Lester Sinclair

Lester suggested the idea to you-he even asked if you were interested in a few drinks and potentially smoking a joint while you guys sat back.

You and Lester each took three shots, and started to watch Space Balls—though you had to stop half way through because you guys didn’t have snacks, so you both ran to the kitchen and back to the couch.

Once the two of you came back from your 20ft sprint, Lester started rolling a joint and pressed play on the movie.

You’re sitting on the couch, looming over his shoulder, as he’s sitting on the floor rolling the joint—he gets up about a minute later and the two of you spark it and laugh at the movie and each other making funny faces.

The two of you didn’t get to finish the joint, the both of you guys were so giggly—Lester thought it’d be cute to wrap you up in a blanket burrito and feed you snacks-

Which then escalated to you trying to catch a small popcorn piece in your mouth while still in you’re little blanket burrito.

Lester decided to big spoon you-yes, while you’re still wrapped in the blanket.

“D’ya like the movie, sweetheart?” He asked sweetly in your ear.

You nodded your head, and Lester placed a kiss on your cheek before he rested his head on yours, and you guys passed out.

#slashers x reader #bo sinclair x reader #vincent sinclair x reader #lester sinclair x reader #x gn!reader

[luffyvace]

can i request romantic hairo x male reader hcs about how hairo would show affection publicly and privately to the reader, and his love languages?

LOVING!! 🙌🙌 The hairo requests!! Idk why but I just have so many ideas when writing for him??

💪💖

Showing affection in public is as casual as walking around to him

even if your both guys

like literally, he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it

walking somewhere together? He’s got an arm around your shoulder!

standing there talking to someone? His hand’s resting on your head :3 (in a affectionate way)

watching a movie/anime/show? His arms’ wrapped around your waist, pulling you closer

you go from walking to trudging and he notices your slowing down? He’ll pick you up!

If you don’t mind you probably won’t say anything

and he’ll probably be forgetful as to remembering to ask if you are okay with it

But that’s only because he’s been doing it subconsciously for so long

when he does realize how often he touches you, he’ll go:

”oh!- umm, do you mind me touching you?..like you know? Hugging you and stuff in public? 😅……I forgot to ask..whoops haha 😀”

he doesn’t think twice about how others view it despite gender

your his boyfriend! Why wouldn’t he be able to snuggle up to you wherever as long as you don’t mind??

although I will say some girls at your school (Airua, Teruhashi and chiyo specifically-) think your interactions are adorable ☺️

let’s not act like the whole world hates you folks, because your certainly do have shippers 😂🥰

hairo has been canonly asked out in the past so some girls might go “ohhh he didn’t reject me because I wasn’t enough!- he was gay the whole time!”

LOL

he never really came out right and said his sexuality after you two started dating

but he obviously loves you

Conclusion? He’s never beating the gay allegations

HAHAH

like?? He could be pan? bi?

No. Gay.

- The girls he rejected

anyhow back on topic! Stay with me!

if you do mind when he initiates pda

like I’ve said in previous headcanons he won’t notice at first

you’ll either have to say it verbally or physically express your uncomfortable with it

like yknow? Flashing a quick frown

Smth that’ll send the message of “not here 😬” and he’ll get it

he apologizes in private later on and you two talk out boundaries

he might do it a few more times but do be patient dear, he’s not trying to tick you off! he didn’t realize!

by the way tdlsk seems pretty modern but If any boys think it’s awkward that you two show pda (in the case that it doesn’t bother you) he will lectures them

about how it’s normal/natural to want to display affection to your lover and there’s really nothing to laugh about

again tho the show seems modern so I’m sure you won’t have to go through this unless someone’s immature or smth 🗿

anywho

instead of physical affection you find other ways he can show his love to you to compromise ♥︎

showing affection in private becomes less casual and more intentional

of course he’ll probably do all this in public if you don’t mention being upset about it but like I said he does it subconsciously in public

so stuff like

kissing (anywhere—mainly on the lips)

cuddling (also anywhere—mainly in one of your rooms)

massages (your probably sore from all the sports and working out he makes you join in on—so yeah you get massages)

holding hands (also common in public)

head pats (he often does this when your watching something together)

His mom walking in occasionally happens too 😅💗

she supports, and him and his mom is really close so it’s not awkward! ❤️‍🩹

hairo’s love languages are physical touch, acts of service and quality time

ngl physical touch is pretty explanatory, if you don’t get how he displays this by now go back and read the headcanons because I’ve been talking about that the entire time 🥰(😂)

no but fr tho!! It’s pretty much him just being all over you in wholesome way :)

as for acts of service—ask him to do anything and he will come running

LITERALLY.

because 1) you called him! and he sure is at your beck and call! and 2) exercise 😄

that dude HAND CHOPPED a tree for a school project….why wouldn’t he do 100x more for you..?

so yeah lol basically anything you need he’s got it

definition of a provider mindset 😍

need something physically? He’ll go get it for you.

need something mentally? He’s your shoulder to lean on! 💪

need something emotionally? He’s got some tissues and has ordered ticks to a theme park! 👍

just!- anything! Really! Call out something random and he’ll go get it for you

(insert Haido as the “let me do it for youuu” dog here) LOLL IF YOU KNOW THE MEME YOU KNOW THE MEME SEARCH IT! ITS HILARIOUS

Quality time :)

really he just invites you to every little thing/outing he has

and he’s always texting to see what your up to if he’s not there

(not in a toxic/clingy way my guy a green flag 🗣🗣)

HIS 👏 MOMMA👏 RAISED 👏 HIM 👏RIGHT. 👏

oh your going to the store? What store? he’ll be there! shoppings’ more fun together :)

your going on a walk? He loves exercise!

he’s got tennis practice! You’ll be in the stands right? 💗

he’s going to visit his grandparents wanna come?

he’s got popcorn and movies!!

even just doing nothing!- doing nothing together is wayyy better! He can come over right?

sports is a way of affection.

and that is a fact.

If your in a sport you have no other bigger fan then him

if you run track he’ll run alongside you at this point 😂

Same with being a swimmer

he might as well be in two clubs at once!

you also support him! Maybe not as intense as he does you..(or maybe you do! Idk!)

either way there’s no escaping with sports with him

ngl same with working out

it kinda goes hand in hand so it’s inevitable

he’s a real good motivator tho!

always pushes you to do your best and better!

which isn’t a bad thing!

you could always tell him to play it cool and he’ll tone it down

he will automatically if he sees your in a rough mood 💞

Summary? he wants you to at least work out/play sports with him once or twice a week

especially since he cares about you and exercise keeps you healthy

negotiable right?

im sure it is with how much you love this guy

Hairo>>> I never knew how much I liked this guy til you started requesting for him 😋👍

#anime #anime and manga #luffyvace #anime headcanons #fluff headcanons #fluff #hairo kineshi #saiki #saiki k #saiki k headcanons #saiki k x reader #saiki kusuo #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki k fandom #fluffy prompts #relationship headcanons #fluffy #fluff prompts #fluff stuff #thank you for the submission! #here you go #dear anon #answered #asks #anon ask #inbox #requests #love langauges

[mywifealhaitham]

Hello, may I request headcanons of Ruggie, Malleus and Silver with a toy maker s/o?

-- ruggie bucchi, silver and malleus draconia with a toy maker!s/o

⚠: none just fluff :3

A/N: I was gonna make a drabble for malleus but had absolutely NO IDEA what to to with him.

ruggie bucchi - ☆

- TBH he when he saw you made toys his mind immediately drifted to like 30 different ways to sell them - When you gifted him a toy you made for him especially he was embarrassed at first because he was a grown up and toys are silly blah blah blah - however he literally made the toy it's own separate shelf and takes care of it when he sees its dusty - however he will not go a day were he isn't trying to sell the toys to literally anyone and it works. - he gives you half the money of course even when you say he can keep it all. idia and othro are your top customers!

you once gave RUGGIE a small toy to take with him over the winter break. He thought it was a bit stupid at first but kept it safe nonetheless, after all it was you who gave it to him. But he couldn't keep it safe forever, a kid from his neighborhood saw it and was in complete awe and proceeded to snatch it and show everyone else. Ruggie was panicked when he saw it missing but once he saw how happy all the little kids looked while playing with it he calmed down. When it came time for winter break to end he had to take the toy back much to the kids dismay however he promised when he comes back he'll get toys for everyone. You were excited at his return and even more excited when you heard the kids in his neighborhood loved the toy. He brought up the idea of making toys for everyone in his neighborhood and you agreed happily, he even offered to help! When it finally came time to start making the toys the atmosphere was so relaxing, just you, Ruggie and a hobby you both can enjoy in eachothers company!

silver - ☆

- when you gave him a toy he's like wow! I'm going to treasure this forever! instantly falls asleep - assuming you make softer toys too like plushies he will ask for a pillow or maybe even a small stuffed animal if you have time - he loves every toy you give him but he thinks it be more convenient if you made him softer toys (also he can sleep with them when your not around) - Lilia saw the toy and gasped so loud and immediately questioned Silver !! - when Silver tells Lilia that you made it for him he immediately dragged him over to your dorm and started praising you for the toys. - then he shows Malleus and Sebek and they're kinda just nodding along and Lilias dad habits slip out now and whoops you have to make like half the diasomina dorm toys! - As compensation Lilia will get the materials and Silver will help you (he falls asleep 30 seconds in but it's ok his job is just to sit there and look pretty)

Lilia was going to check on his beloved son SILVER to wake him up for dinner. When he walked in he saw Silver peacefully asleep with a small toy in his hand. Lilia carefully shook Silver awake and asked him about the toy. Silver bashfully explained how you make toys and you gifted him this. He handed Lilia the toy to examine and his eyes lit up! Since he's old and wise he noticed every small detail in the toy and was in complete awe of your handy work! He grabbed Silvers hand and immediately took him to your dorm, Lilia needed to praise your work immediately! You and Silver stood silent while Lilia compliments your handy work! after they leave Lilia tells everyone at the dinner table about the toy too! By the end of dinner Silver was embarrassed about his dad's rambles, Malleus was so invested in the toy and wanted one for himself and Sebek also wanted one that looks like Malleus.

malleus draconia - ☆

- the minute you gave him a toy he almost cried tears of joy and immediately hugged you - he was isolated and expected to study his magic for a good majority of his childhood and even when he had free time he didn't have any toys to play with so now that he finally has a toy, he'll treasure it forever - Like Lilia he also boasts about how detailed and high quality the toy is to anyone who'll listen! - He treasures anything gifted to him very dearly, the same applies to this toy! - if it's small enough he keeps it in his pocket for safekeeping and whenever he feels lonely he'll rub his thumb against it to remind him that you're here for him - if it's more large he keeps on a well made and beautiful shelf in his dorm room. Everyday he dusts the shelf and overtime he adds more things you gave him. - he probably like.. sneaks in ur dorm and surprises you when your working at night... what a silly guy!

#twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland #twst x reader #twst #ruggie x reader #ruggie bucchi x reader #silver x reader #malleus draconia #malleus draconia x reader #twst fluff #twisted wonderland fluff

[viviannesmonster]

UNDERTALE BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND SCENARIOS

They accidentally scare you

-TORIEL

You were cleaning your house and didn't know Toriel was coming to visit.

You turned around to see Toriel standing right behind you, opening her mouth to say something and you jumped back.

"OH GOODNESS! Are you alright? I apologize, I didn't mean to frighten you."

-SANS

Sans scares you all the time, so you're basically used to it at this point.

But the first time he scared you, you were doing the dishes in your house.

Sans sudden teleports behind you without making any noise and pokes you in the side.

You scream and jump, accidentally dropping a mug and breaking it.

He gave you one of his as an apology.

"...whoops. sorry."

-PAPYRUS

You were taking a nap on your couch when Papyrus suddenly slams the door open to your home and screams your name.

You scream in return and wake up.

You both stare at each other in silence for a few seconds before Papyurs carries on with what he was saying.

"...ANYWHO! SORRY FOR SCARING YOU! BUT I HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO SHOW YOU!"

-UNDYNE

You and Undyne were watching a movie together at her house, and apparently she saw something she didn't like.

But she let out a loud yell at random.

You jumped away from her and clutched your heart as she started to laugh.

"FUHUHUHUHUHUH!"

-Alphys

You and Alphys were watching anime together, then she looked down at her phone because she got a notification.

A few seconds later, she let out a loud, excited squeal.

You jumped away from her and stared at her.

"S-Sorry! But I just found out th-the new Mew Mew Kissy Cutie game just c-came out!"

-METTATON

You and Mettaton were reading magazines on a couch together when Mettaton got an idea.

He decided to charge up his fingers and then poked you in your side, zapping you.

You jumped up and squealed in surprise.

Mettaton chuckled as you rubbed your side.

"SORRY DARLING, THAT WAS JUST TOO FUN TO RESIST."

-ASGORE

You were water Asgore's flowers while he went to the store and when he came back, he surprised you with a hug.

He picked you up around the waist from behind and spun your around.

You screamed before laughing as he hugged you.

"Sorry!" He laughed. "Did I scare you?"

-GRILLBY

Sometimes, when Grillby gets angrily, his flames will blow up and turn blue.

(Kind of like how Hades does in Disney's Hercules)

So, one time, a bitchy costumer was making him angry while you were visiting and he blew up.

His flames shot up and turned blue and the entire restaurant went silent.

He politely asked the costumer to leave before running his hand through his flames and calming down.

"...get out of my restaurant, please."

-MUFFET

Muffet can't scare you, because you're used to looking at her, but her little spider employees can.

If one of them crawls on your arm or leg without you knowing, you'll flip out.

You haven't killed accidentally killed a spider yet, but you did knock one into the wall.

"Ah! Careful dearie! Relax! It's just one of my spiders!"

-GASTER

Gaster likes to scare you from time to time.

Like Sans, Gaster can also teleport.

He'll teleport behind you while you're doing something by yourself and suddenly whisper boo in your ear.

You jump and scream, and it always makes him laugh.

"☟︎♏︎♒︎♏︎♒︎♏︎♒︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎🕯︎❒︎♏︎ ⬧︎□︎ ♏︎♋︎⬧︎⍓︎ ⧫︎□︎ ⬧︎♍︎♋︎❒︎♏︎."

[He︎h︎e︎h︎e︎h︎ y︎o︎u︎'︎r︎e︎ s︎o︎ e︎a︎s︎y︎ t︎o︎ s︎c︎a︎r︎e︎.]

[Hope you enjoyed. Stay tuned for more and have a good day]

#undertale #boyfriend girlfriend scenarios #toriel #sans #papyrus #undyne #alphys #mettaton #asgore #muffet #grillby #gaster #self insert

[thedoctorisinlove]

eddie munson ; (college) cheerleader reader headcanons

genre : fluff

pairing : eddie munson x gender neutral reader

disclaimer : none

author's note : request i received from wattpad! when i was 6-11 years old i always wrote college as colledge.. AND NOBODY TOLD ME UNTIL I HAD TO FIND OUT MYSELF.

⋆ eddie was right by your side when you got accepted to your college cheering program. he was so proud and happy for you, peppering your entire face with kisses and lifting you up in his arms and spinning you around (this man is so dramatic 😭).

⋆ he'd drive you (not like he isn't already driving you to anywhere you want to go) to your cheer pratices and sports games. even though eddie never understood or even liked any sports one bit, he'll come but only watch and support you (we love a supportive boyfriend 💟).

⋆ he would be those obnoxious people in the stands, wolf whistling and shouting lots of "WHOOP WHOOP!" also would be shouting at loud for everyone and their mama to hear, "THAT'S MY GIRL (BOYFRIEND, S/O)!" when you successfully do a flip.

⋆ he'd be that type to wear your college colors on his face like those face paint strokes (even though he doesn't even attend your college as you 😭). he'd also be the type to obnoxiously clap like, he'll be raising his hands up above his head while pacing back and forth. this man would literally do anything to hype you up.

⋆ when you both are in the confines of you or eddie's bedroom, he will literally watch in awe while you do your warmups and stretches. he's mesmerized how flexible your body is and how you can perfectly top that sudden spin with ease. he thinks it's fucking badass.

⋆ he'd totally hype you during your solo pratices by being a fake annoucer, declaring to you and your stuffed animals in the room on your form. "and there goes y/n l/n, doing their signature, perfected something-that-i-have-no-idea-what-it-is-but-god,is-my-lover-sexy!" he'd be also using your pom poms, doing a flamingo stand with his leg and pretending to be your own cheerleader. "you know, these pom poms actually look good on me."

⋆ eddie bought you this really big water bottle, figuring that you'd probably need it since you'll be dehydrated while doing your stunts. he also bought you a big pack of pink, sparkly stickers in which you can litter your water bottle with. if you drank all of the water from your bottle, he'll be rushing to refill it with fresh, cold water.

⋆ he doesn't know much about cheerleading or sports but he knows you love it and seem to be having fun, which is what he wants most from you! in short, eddie will be your number one supporter no matter.

#stranger things #stranger things season 4 #stranger things s4 #stranger things eddie #stranger things eddie x reader #stranger things eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x reader hc #eddie munson x reader hcs #eddie munson x reader headcanon #eddie munson x reader headcanons #eddie munson x reader fic #eddie munson x reader fics #eddie munson x reader fanfic #eddie munson x reader fanfiction

[weirdlyhornyforegos]

Heehoo x gn!reader

Anon: can you do a heehoo x gender neutral reader with like the reader accidentally stumbling onto heehoo during their camping trip

MINORS DNI!!!!! Idk why, but the collective braincell luckily possessed me to write this fic, and I’m really happy with how it came out! Enjoy :D

Warnings/tags: size difference, frottage, handjob, biting/marking

Wordcount: 1.7k+

You like going camping alone.

It’s nice.

Gives you a break from everything and everyone, and you can just hang out by yourself without being disturbed by anything.

Other than animals of course.

And today, a wild looking man that walked out of the bushes right next to the clearing where you had put up your tent.

The first thing you notice is how tall he is.

He towers over you, you have no idea of his exact height, it’s hard to tell exactly, but you would guess somewhere around 7 feet.

The second thing you notice is how barely clothed he is. He’s only wearing a loincloth that barely hides his crotch, the rest of his muscled and tan body on full display. You blush, turning your head up towards the sky as you shuffle backwards.

“Um, sorry, I, I will be going...” The man (creature?) follows your movements, easily taking a few steps forward to cover the space between the two of you. He leans down and sniffs your hair, making you freeze.

“Smell good.”

“T-thank you?” At least the man (you think it fits, though he’s a lot bigger), doesn’t seem hostile, so that’s good. You’re still frozen, but an idea about sprinting back down the track and to your car crosses your mind, but with those long legs there is no way you could outrun him.

He takes a few more steps forward, and you back up again, your back hitting a tree. He crowds into your personal space, only looking, but he’s inches away, so it’s a little terrifying.

But also, hot.

Hold the fuck up, where did that thought come from?

“Touch?” He suddenly asks, raising a hand up. A rather big hand you notice. You wonder how it would feel wrapped around your thigh- fucking hell, down brain, down.

“Um, yeah, sure.” Your voice is unsteady, a little worried about what he is going to do, but a little calmed down by the fact that he actually asked.

His hand is gentle as he touches your hair, petting your head more than anything.

“Soft...” He mumbles, his eyes on his hand and your hair. His other hand grabs one of yours, moving it to his shoulder, since it’s a little hard for you to actually reach his hair with the seize difference. “You touch.” You swallow, nodding as you can feel your face start to burn. You are very aware that the man in front of you have barely anything on, and fucking hell he looks good like that. Just about perfect.

You let your hands wander over the skin of his shoulder as he moves from your hair to your shoulder. You give a light squeeze and you have to hold back a small noise at the muscle you can feel there. You are rather steadfast in keeping your gaze where your hand is, resisting the urge to look lower.

Heehoo touches you with both hands now, letting them flutter over your shoulder with surprisingly light touches. They’re warm, and big, and for a moment you can’t help but let your mind wander again, thinking about how they would feel somewhere else

And as your mind wanders, your hand slips lower, and when you absentmindedly squeeze, you’re brought back to reality when you hear what is clearly a moan. That is also very clearly not your own.

Oh fucking, whoops.

You realize what you squeezed was not his shoulder, but his fucking pec.

Looking up, you’re met with intense eyes on you. He’s clearly watching for your next move, but there is no pulling away, and clearly no shame on his face. So, since curiosity hasn't killed you yet, you squeeze again.

In return you get a moan, and the hands that had been resting on your shoulders move down to the back of your thighs, scooping you up with ease. You yelp, surprised at the change in position, but certainly don’t complain as it brings you face to face with him.

Your hands move to his hair as he presses you back against the tree. Though you think he could certainly carry your weight with no problem, if how easy he scooped you up was any indication.

“Heehoo.” He keeps your gaze locked with his. You furrow your brow.

“Heehoo?” He grunts, letting go of one of your thighs, putting his hand on his chest.

“Heehoo.”

“Oh! You’re Heehoo, got it.” Heehoo nods, a small grin on his face as you offer up your own name in return. He says it a few times as he gets both hands back on you, adjusting his grip, and pressing himself against you.

The loincloth does nothing to hide his excitement where you meet, and your breath hitches, because Heehoo certainly doesn't feel small there either, and there is no way that will fit inside of you. Heehoo lets out a pleased rumble, rubbing himself against you, causing delicious friction for you both.

Pleasure pools low in your gut, so you rock down against him. His hands clutch at your thighs, and you’re sure you’ll have bruises there tomorrow, even if they’re still fully clothed.

It feels so good, and the little grunts and other noises that Heehoo lets out as he rocks himself against you sound so wonderful, but you can’t help but wonder if he’ll let you have something else as well.

A tug on his hair brings his attention to your face instead of your crotch and hips.

“Kiss?” Though he hasn't spoken much, Heehoo seems to at least understand words. Well, at least some, and you hope this is one of them.

Luckily it is, because he shifts his grip again, then leans down to kiss you.

His lips are surprisingly soft against your own, and his tongue comes out to play rather quickly. It prods at your lips, asking for entry, and you grant it. You let your own tongue out to meet his as well, though he overpowers yours easily, exploring your mouth with hunger.

You feel your own hunger grow, rocking against his cock underneath you.

But, it’s not enough. Not quite.

So, you let one hand wander between your bodies, quickly opening your pants. You would almost be impressed with yourself, though you don’t think too much about it, shoving your hand down your pants to touch yourself. You moan into Heehoo’s mouth, and he breaks the kiss with a slightly confused noise. But then he looks down, and the grin that spreads over his face is equally as hungry as his tongue was.

Heehoo pulls your hand out of your pants, and for a moment you almost protest, but then he replaces your hand with his own, and the words die on your tongue.

His hands are rough and calloused, feeling fucking amazing as the rub over your arousal.

You tug him into another kiss, this time it’s you who explores his mouth, and to your delight, you discover his teeth are slightly pointy.

Fuck, you wonder how they would feel against your neck, but for now you keep kissing him, grinding against his cock and hand as well as you can. Heehoo keeps moving his hips and hands as well, making arousal spread through your whole body.

He’s so big and solid, and so fucking hot it isn’t even funny, and you know your brain should be telling you to run, but fuck that. You’re gonna stay here until you both cum, and with the way Heehoo moves, you don’t think that is going to be long for either of you.

With every move of his hips pressing you harder against the tree against your back, with every stroke of his hand, with every kiss, and with every grunt from him, he sends you closer and closer to cumming.

You only break the kiss to gasp when you’re getting so close to cumming that you feel like you should warn him.

“Fuck, fuck, Heehoo, I’m- I’m cumming, fuck, fuck, fuck!” Heehoo fucking growls, and if you weren’t already so fucking turned on, that would have helped a lot.

“Cum.” He grunts into your ear, voice low and close enough that you almost feel like it vibrates.

So you do. You cum all over his hand, shaking apart as Heehoo moves to nose at your neck.

You wonder if he’s smelling you, and if so, what does that smell like?

You don’t think about it for long however, as he fucking bites down on your shoulder. Your shoulder is covered with your t-shirt, but it still hurts a bit, but that only adds to the pleasure surging through you.

Heehoo pumps his hips once, twice, and then you feel wetness spread as he cums against your ass. The loincloth certainly didn’t cover much earlier, and still doesn’t, as you feel him twitch and cover your backside.

Holy fucking shit.

You just had sex with a fucking wildman.

And it was great.

Both of you just pant for a few minutes. Heehoo isn’t biting your shoulder anymore, but his head rests against it, and every so often you feel his lips brush over it, as if to soothe the sting even through your t-shirt.

When Heehoo moves, he doesn’t let go of you at first.

Instead, he carries you over to your tent. Almost squatting, but still holding onto you, Heehoo manages with only some struggle to unzip your tent with one hand. He then gets on his knees, ducking inside with some of his body, gently depositing you on your sleeping mat.

“Rest.” You try to hold on, because hey, you’re down for some cuddling if he is. But Heehoo gets your hand off him easily, giving a kiss to your forehead and then your bitten shoulder.

“Will be back.” It’s the most words he has spoken at once, and you really hope they’re true.

Heehoo watches you for a few more seconds, then retreats fully out of your tent. You prop yourself up on your elbows, managing to catch a glimpse of him retreating into the bushes where he came from.

You really do hope he comes back.

Luckily for you, you had already planned to be here a few more days.

#heehoo #heehoo x reader #heehoo smut #heehoo fic #heehoo fanfiction #gn reader #my writing #lemon #reader #reader insert

[cescalr]

New tag game: list ten of your childhood ships!

tagged by @babybeale <3... forever ago. Uh. Whoops!

[I will also state my current feelings regarding the ship, and I'll go into as little or as much detail as I feel like <3 I'm also. I have a sieve brain. I'm trying to remember what the fuck it was I shipped as a kid lmao. Anything I shipped, say, pre 2016, I think should count? ftr that means I was 14 or under when I shipped it.]

Nina/Fabian, from House of Anubis;

They're still cute. Better than what they pulled in the last season ;-; fabian and mara...... why...........

2. Sam and Freddie, from iCarly;

This show was just. Not good at writing romance. At all. It was bad at it. But I am very smart and know better than them (/joke) so I could do seddie justice. Er. Maybe trying to do that right now, actually. Shh.

[also, friend; jade and beck is so complicated, you're right. A fun mess, but still a mess lmao. Me and my rarepairs was always a fan of stuff that never ended up being canon though. Might as well put it next, I guess? Looking at your 3.... when it comes to icarly; we could not possibly have had more different opinions on the matter <3 lmao]

3. Tori Vega / André Harris;

I haven't watched it in years so I do not remember why! But I do remember that I did. I think. Don't - don't quote me on anything ever.

4. Willoz - from buffy the vampire slayer;

No gifs for them :( :( :( love them still so very much <3

5. Honestly, I'd steal your number 5 bestie, 6Teen was great. In the spirit of obscure animated TV shows, though - and It's been so damn long I forgot the names of some characters, had to look up the guy's name, lol - Zero and Vin from The Invisible Network of Kids. It left a profound impact on my psyche because they did something really fucked up in the last episode, plus left us on a cliffhanger, and then the show got cancelled </3 rip. Haven't watched it in a decade or so. No idea if it holds up, but I was super invested in these kids doing spy work and experiencing insane levels of trauma that would be ignored come each new episode </3. I was literally 8 years old <3. It has a TV tropes page and the entire show is availible on the Internet Archive, of all places, sooooooo I may browse. For nostalgia's sake. There are literally zero gifs available for this one, because. I mean. No shit.

7. Didn't watch any of that continuity - only got so far as Tracey Beaker Returns... alas. Anyway, my pic for 7..... hm. Sigh.

Stiles/Lydia, Teen Wolf.

This ^ is NOT romantic! she slams her mouth onto his in the middle of a panic attack. Babe. No. No. Regardless; I don't like it </3. They really. Oh god they really fucked up this one. Like a lot. Plus, they both just ended up with much better canon ships (stalia, marrish) that then got shafted for this mess to be the endgame and then the movie breaks them up anyway!!! OFFSCREEN!!!! they didn't even last 2 weeks!!!! fuck!!!!!!!! I don't like them. But I used to. Playlist, for proof. I feel like this counts, because I shipped them when I first watched the show as it aired (I was 10 when the show started), but I did still ship the pairing until well into my teens (16 or so) before I wised up (the show made them very bad in a really boring way. Not that they weren't bad before. Love how they both do things that are otherwise reprehensible but the show frames them as romantic for some fucking reason </3 I was like 13 when I saw this kiss on screen. They're lucky I did research and didn't just take it at face value or I could've gotten some really bad ideas about what's healthy in a situation like this!).

8. Zikki (Zane/Rikki), H20: Just Add Water;

Season 3 does not exist <3 [also, the way they wrote the 'cheating' plotline was fucked up. That woman planted one on him!!! he did not consent!!! Why are we supposed to be blaming him for being sexually harassed in the workplace!!! No!!!]. Still ship them fr fr.

8. maf;lkasjd;f yeahhh. Think if you watched friends as a kid, it was inevitable you'd ship rosschel, the damn thing was pushed so hard. Stand in regretful solidarity;

For really obvious reasons (being that it is rosschel); hot damn no I do not!

9. Harry and Ginny, Harry Potter.

Ignoring the horrendous movie adaptation, when I read the hp books I basically just defaulted to shipping whatever was canon. Luckily for me, the canon hp ships are actually pretty good ones! If you ignore the canaries in the room. (I. Do not. Famously. Well. Infamously.) As for Hinny, whilst its a garbage ship name, the pairing itself is pretty great <3

10. kaljdflkasdt thank god I don't remember jack shit about watching glee for the first time! the sieve brain is a blessing in this one occasion. I've already mentioned in another (tagged <3) post my vaguely-relevant hsm ships, though, so..... hmm. What should I pick.... let's think.... I'm kidding. I don't need to think.

Shoker is a major missed opportunity in ME, and I've been mad about the choices for my fem!shep for YEARS because. Look. Kaiden she did not cheat on you. You left!! You accused her of being evil and fucked off after she was resurrected!! what else was she supposed to think other than 'guess he doesn't want to date me anymore. Rude.' And. You could have sex with Jack but not romance her, that was locked to male characters >:| biphobia [Jack can have sexual relations with women, but her only real connections are to men. Rude!]. And, Liara in my games always turned herself down for romance because she assumed my shep wanted to date Kaiden because she's not a total dick to him and there's no way for me to clarify otherwise, also people making assumptions :/ not great. Plus Li becomes the shadow broker and it's a whole thing, so that doesn't really work out narratively for me anyway. Can't romance Miranda. Can't romance Tali (wouldn't anyway - Tali/Garrus <3). Refuse to romance Garrus that is just so platonic a dynamic it's not even funny. Jacob cheats and dips, so fuck him. Like... all of the fem!shep romances are terrible (or Trainor, I guess, but she's... kind of. Nobody. She's Just There. Sorry. It's not narratively interesting enough for me.) and Joker was right there and augh. Augh! Still ship. Still mad about it. Hatboy Project is doing the lord's work! I salute thee soldier in thine endeavours. Waiting to replay LE until it's been finished <3.

<3

If anyone wants to pick this up, go for it!

#took me so long i think you went through two url changes lmao #tag game

[roleplay14]

An Introduction to me!! (I've never done one, whoops)

Hello! My name is Roleplay! Here are some facts about me :]

-I draw, not a lot, I'm inconsistent, but if you've seen my posts, you have a pretty good idea what my style is like 👍🏻

-I looveee baking and cooking, my mom says I make a mean chocolate chip cookie and my sister loves the way I make meat, so if you think I'm a terrible chef/baker, Idgaf 💃🏻

-I'm writing a book!! I haven't touched the draft in over 5 months but I'm writing one!!

-I have about 40 animals, they deserve their own post, so I'll talk about them later. My mane coon seems to be quite a star on here 👀

-I Dye my hair. A lot. The one I keep coming back to is the mentally ill blue, or what my friend calls it, so that should say something about me lolol

-I'm part of the LGBTQA+ community! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

-Favorite musical is Beetlejuice, it's just funny to me and interesting

-Favorite movies are Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, The Princess Bride, and the How to Your Dragon movies!! Shows are Dragon Prince, She-Ra, Hilda, Voltron, Race to the Edge, Shadow and Bone, and The Owl House

Anyways, that's it, have a wonderful day ya'll!!

#introduction #introductory post #intro post #good vibes #chaos #artists on tumblr #picture

[dangoarts]

i realized something as i was falling asleep yesterday: if i want people to like the au i'm making, i need to actually share what the hell's happening in my brain. therefore

Blotted AU Masterpost!

I've mentioned the Blotted AU a bit here, but I've barely gone in depth about what it actually is. In short, it's a Batim/Batdr rewrite AU inspired by Epic Mickey. It roughly merges the concept of the Cycle with the early game story of Epic Mickey, ideas from Ink Machine and Dreams Come to Life, and the story of Dark Revival. The general plot is that the cast from Bendy and the Ink Machine are all dragged into the Cycle by the Ink Demon and now have to survive as a team.

Before I go in depth (and it's gonna be long i apologize), here is the google doc where I wrote down every idea dump I had for it, a cast list with their roles and brief history in the au, and a rough timeline. It won't be any better of a tl;dr for this post since it's a barely organized mess that only makes sense to me, but if you're interested in seeing how the au developed over time, feel free to give it a read! A lot of the idea dumps ended up being about Sammy whoops (he's my favorite).

~*~*~

The rewrite starts off when Joey commissions the Ink Machine from Gent. Originally it was to cut down on animation costs and time, but when he realizes he could make 3D actors with it, he starts to experiment.

His first attempt that lives is Ink Bendy. His disfiguration and uncannily human appearance is immediately met with hostility and rejection, and Joey basically crams him back into the machine to try again. Unbeknownst to him, that creates the Cycle and Bendy never actually died. The rejection and isolation along with being trapped in a realm that mimics the fleeting glimpse of the real world he could've lived in started brewing up his very negative feelings towards Joey and humans in general.

Joey tries to make Bendy again, but the only surviving clones are the Wandering Sin Bendy and Concept Bendy, both of which are "scrapped" like Ink Bendy. Once he accepts that Bendy won't work, he tries with the Butcher Gang. A lot more clones survive, but they all end up horribly disfigured and mutilated. All of them are thrown into the Cycle.

His attempts with Alice Angel make incredibly humanoid creatures (original Lost Ones minus the dead employee bit), and that leads him to try creating an actual human with the Ink Machine. Everyone is really concerned about his actions and the ethics behind it at this point, and they get Henry to try and stop him. Naturally, Joey ignores them, makes a secret room for it, and continues his experiments.

After numerous failures that end up creating the population of the Cycle, Audrey is born in 1941. Joey discovers the joys and struggles of being a single dad working an executive position until 1946, when the Ink Demon finally gathers enough power over the Cycle to control the Ink Machine. Joey Drew Studios floods with ink, and every employee in the building is dragged into the Cycle.

Nathan Arch inherits the studio rights and adopts Audrey like Joey's will requests. A lot of her childhood with Joey is forgotten due to normal childhood amnesia, but she still goes by Audrey Drew. Her life is relatively uneventful and she gets hired as an animator in Archgate Studios like normal.

Meanwhile, in the Cycle, the studio employees quickly have to find shelter from the hostile toons. After finding refuge in Artist's Rest, they start pushing back against the Ink Demon's relentless aggression. It turns into a war of survival, with each side fighting to trap or destroy the other.

The animators start losing the fight when Sammy gets his eye torn out by the Ink Demon. The ink from the wound creates a mental connection between the two, and he's slowly corrupted from the inside out. It culminates into the Ink Demon puppeteering him, forcing him to lead the toons into the animators' base. A massive fight breaks out that kills most of the studio employees, and the Ink Demon consumes Joey's soul to permanently kill him.

Besides Joey, the employees who died are reincarnated as toons or Lost Ones, dubbed "conversion death." Usually their memories of their past life are blocked off, allowing their original personalities to stay but creating a blank slate for the Ink Demon to control. Conversion killed toons can keep memories from their past human life, but they never keep all of them. They can also regain their human memories again, but the process is usually very confusing, drawn out, and painful, with the memories coming back as visions accompanied by migraines.

Sammy was conversion killed after the fight that killed Joey. He was made into the Ink Demon's second in command, complete with receiving a fraction of his power as shifting through walls and manipulating his ink appearance. Susie and Norman were conversion killed during the fight, and they became Twisted Alice and initially a Lost One respectively. Norman's body was incredibly unstable and needed mechanical implants to survive outside of the Puddles, resulting in the Projectionist.

Henry steps up in Joey's absence and leads the surviving few to the Gent workshop after a few days of living precariously without safety. They switch their focus from fighting against the Ink Demon to surviving, now locked in a defensive stalemate with the toon forces. During the time, Thomas uses the familiar tech and supplies to create the signal towers, sealing off the workshop from the toons.

During the stalemate, the animators still had to brave the studio to gather food and materials. Jack, Wally, Shawn, and Daniel did most of the scouring, and Allison and Thomas only ventured out whenever they needed more supplies for his machines. While on those missions, Daniel was conversion killed into Buddy Boris, Jack's left arm was slashed and corrupted, and Allison and Thomas were conversion killed together into Allison Angel and Tom.

Boris forgot everything from his past life, but still shows sympathy to the animators. He lets them stay in his hideout he made if they need to and helps them evade the other toons. Allison and Tom forgot most of their past, but they remembered that the Ink Demon was dangerous and the animators weren't. They quickly went back to their side as soon as they could.

In 1963, Wilson disappears from the real world after finding out what the Ink Machine does in Archgate's museum honoring Joey Drew Studios. In the Cycle, he picks up where Thomas left off on the development of technicolor to combat the toons, along with trying to create his own ink life. He succeeds at both with the creation of the Keepers and technicolor ink, and the war flares back up.

Eventually, he uses the technicolor to gravely weaken and imprison the Ink Demon after a large fight. Henry is against his actions and torturous experiments on the Ink Demon, and he leaves after getting into a massive argument with him. To everyone else, he completely vanishes, but he instead takes up residence with Boris.

In 1973, the Ink Demon escapes from his physical prison Wilson trapped him in. He starts to recover from Wilson's treatment, but still can't get past the mental prison of Dapper Bendy he trapped him in. On the anniversary of the studio's disappearance, Audrey is lured into the Cycle by the Dark Puddles. Most of the story here follows Dark Revival's, with Allison finding her after a Piper raises the alarm, Audrey discovering Bendy and accidentally shocking him with her power, the Ink Demon getting released periodically from his toon prison, and Audrey finally making it to the Gent workshop.

When the Ink Demon's toon prison destabilizes, he acts a lot more aggressive and automatically treats everyone as his enemy. He kills anyone he can get his hands on, which included an overjoyed Sammy that ran straight to his death. He calms down after Audrey shows him kindness as Bendy, and he especially calms down when she shows him that same level of kindness and additional sympathy both as Bendy and the Ink Demon once she learns what had happened to him.

However, during that, Sammy took the death extremely badly, believing that he was killed because he didn’t free him, and does everything he can to earn his forgiveness again. Along with suffering through memory flashes of his past life, he tries to sacrifice anyone he can get his hands on, which includes the other toons that once trusted him. They reject him as their leader and start forming isolated groups, with some of them becoming Amok and their followers, the Ink Jets, the Demon Followers that still fight against the animators, and colonies of Butcher Gang clones. Alice wanders the studio alone, and the Projectionist stays in his designated area.

Sammy gets imprisoned after trying to attack the Gent workshop in a desperate attempt to please the Ink Demon. During his imprisonment, he regains most of his memories and starts to question how genuine his loyalty was to the demon. Audrey finds Henry shortly after and brings him back. Henry explains the full history of the Cycle to her, including what Joey did and the revelation that she's not human.

I'm still unsure whether or not I want Wilson to create a big scene with Shipahoy Dudley, and if he did, he would permanently die like Joey. However, I do want Audrey to deescalate the situation between the Ink Demon and the animators. His problems all came from Joey, and the other workers did nothing and were against his actions with the Ink Machine. Once he calms down and stops, he'd release everyone who isn't native to the Cycle back into the real world.

The ones who died in the Cycle revert back to mostly human in the real world. Some traits from their previous forms carry over like scars, Alice and Allison keeping their horns for example. They'd have to readjust to living like humans again along with revoking their legal death status.

~*~*~

and that's it! if you made it this far congrats you're a trooper

i'm still working on it and i wanna make stories for it like i did with sammy already, so praying to the motivation gods that i can get enough brainthoughts to write

now that i have the explanation done i can go back to posting cryptic nonsensical stuff about it

#batim #batdr #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #batim dctl #batim au #batdr au #blotted au #blotted au masterpost #blotted au explanation #writing stuff #gif warning #long post

[eccentric-nucleus]

so i've been learning ren'py b/c i might be helping some people code up a vn, and so i actually know what i'm talking about i've been sketching out my own sprites & bgs and stuff so i have some actual practical knowledge of how transforms and animations and layered images etc etc all work. so now it's like, well, hopefully these people will pull through w/ the actual art and writing for their thing but now i'm kind of tempted to just make my own vn, despite not actually having any plot or ideas for one. whoops.

(i mean given the vn discourse apparently not having any plot or ideas doesn't stop a lot of people. thats fine)

nak nak

[fanficdumbchic]

Yandere Severen

Headcanon - Severen x Fem Reader - SFW

TW: Toxic Relationship

AN: So, I’m not really an Anime fan and was not familiar with the Yandere trope. However, upon looking it up, I was oh wow this is perfect for Severen.

Also, swore I finished and posted this in response to the original anon ask but tumblr decided to just make it disappear. Thanks Tumblr! But also, it could have been a lot better so it’s all good.

Severen could not have seemed more harmless when you first met him. From the starch white button-up tucked in his jeans, to the big, friendly smile; he just seemed like a sweet country boy from the heart of Texas.

You were working nights a truck stop just off a major highway in Mississippi. He had taken a liking to you after coming in to buy a pack of smokes. Every week to few weeks, he’d come in to spend the night shift with you. He asked a lot of questions, he wanted to know everything about you. He clearly had a big crush on you and you couldn’t help but have a big crush on him too.

He was incredibly sweet, helping you with little cleaning tasks you had to do on your shift, listening intently as you talked about how your night had been. Sometimes, he even brought you fresh-picked wild flowers.

But when you asked about him, he kept it vague. He would tell you he was a traveling salesman from Texas. His family was ‘long gone’ and his home was on the road. You started to wonder, there seemed to be a mysterious quality about him, something slightly... strange.

But he practically worshiped the ground you walked on. He thought everything about you was great, even the shortcomings.

But one night, you began to see a different side to him. A trucker that frequented the stop had come in, one you dreaded the sight of. He was always a creep, asking inappropriate questions or making gross sexual comments towards you. The moment he began his usual routine, you saw a blank look in Severen’s eyes and he left early that night, following behind the trucker. After that, you never saw that creep ever again which struck you as off.

It seemed that any regulars who flirted with you or were outright rude, started disappearing. You shook it off as nothing, until you started seeing the Missing Person flyers popping up around town. You were starting to suspect something was off about Severen and yet, you still wanted him.

Then, the final night came, he had come in as usual, sitting around with you on the night shift and talking. But then two men in masks with shotguns had kicked open the doors, demanding the money from your register. You saw that blank look take over again in Severen’s eyes. Your jaw practically dropped when he fearlessly strolled up to them, warning them that they had picked the wrong establishment. They shot him point blank in the stomach and his immediate reaction was whooping and hollering like he had just won a prize. He chuckled and was unphased by the usually fatal wound, taking one by the neck and biting his throat out. The other tried to fire another shot into his back which only made him cackle as he slung out the revolver hidden in the back of his belt. He fired one shot, hitting the man square between the eyes. 

You looked on in disgust and intrigue as he licked the blood from his lips and hands. He chorted, “Well Darlin’, looks like we got one hella a mess on our hands.” He stepped towards you and you stepped back instinctually. He shook his head and explained, “Darlin’, you’re the last person I’d ever hurt. But I gotta seal the deal tonight, after all, you’re mine, right darlin’?”

You were horrified. You were shocked. But the idea of being all his was also an attractive one. There was no doubt in your mind that you loved this man, but this other side was dark and unexpected. You asked him, “Do I have a choice?”

He laughed, “No... not really...” You were conflicted because while the prospect scared you, it also deeply excited you. While you were attached to your current life, you also wanted to be his.

He jumped over the counter and landed on his feet next to you. “C’mere sweet...” he said in his Southern drawl, pulling you close to him. You were shocked when he leaned down and kissed you deeply with the blood still dripping down his face. It repulsed you but soon his lips were finding their way from yours down to your neck and you couldn’t deny that you liked it. Then, you felt his fangs puncture your neck. You screamed and tried to pull away but his grip on you was too tight. He released the grip of his jaw and smiled down at you with blood in his teeth. 

Just then, a strange family entered the station, the old, grave man lecturing Severen, “So this is where you’ve been... Look at this mess, Sev this is sloppy...” Severen was too happy to care and replied, “Shucks Jess, it ain’t that big a mess. We just torch the place...” Diamondback nodded towards you and asked, “What about her?” Severen grinned, “She’s mine now... don’t matter none...”

You watched on as they torched the truck stop where you had worked for two years. While you knew it was technically wrong, it was liberating. They hadn’t paid you enough to care honestly.

That night, Severen had held you close as they drove on in the stolen Winnebago. Everything was strange and unfamiliar but Severen was worth it.

#yandere #fanfic #fan fiction #near dark #near dark 1987 #severen #severen van sickle #jesse hooker #diamondback

[fairy-writes]

Hello!! Congrats on the 600 followers millestone! I loved the matchups you made for me recently so here I am for your event! I think the idea is super cute!

I’m 5’4’’ (164 cm), I have short, bulky, slightly wavy dark brown hair, brown eyes and a lot of moles over my face. I also have a small scar on my lip! I like to wear bright and warm colors, and almost all of my clothes are very fresh.

The characters: Edward Elric, Megumi Fushiguro and Kyojuro Rengoku!!!

LIKES; red (my absolutely favorite color OF ALL TIME, kokkino means red btw!). I love the sun! Hot weather are the best. I love to eat, and I think I prefer salty food over sweet food, like hamburgers and fries, but chocolate is my passion. I also like cartoons and cinema very much.

DISLIKES; I simply hate almost everything that’s cold. The weather, colors, people… the only cold thing that I LOVE is ice cream! I dislike painting, waking up late and reading.

HOBBIES; I love drawing, travelling, singing and to write stories.

PERSONALITY; I'm a very energetic, playful, quirky, funny and goofy person. Modesty aside, I have an excellent sense of humor. I'm a little irritable, very jealous, selfish and stubborn sometimes. I’m very boyish and a little clumsy, I bump into walls and trip very often. I accidentally hurt myself a lot. I'm very passionate and emotional, so it's easy to make me very excited, I become so happy and cheerful easily! My mood changes very, very quickly. I'm very impatient and anxious. I've been biting my nails since I was a kid and I have a lot of small anxiety triggers. I’m a crazy optimistic, resolute and determined. I don’t believe in destiny, when something goes wrong for me, I gotta search for a solution! I'm bad at hearing advices, I just do the same thing I wanted to in the start. Sadly, I'm very stubborn and selfish sometimes.

SEXUALITY; I’m a pansexual girl!

HOGWARTS HOUSE; Hufflepuff all the way

DREAM CAREER; Animator (working for Pixar. What a dream)

FAVORITES; color: red (who could have guessed); animal: dogs and bears; time of the day: morning!; flower: snapdragon; season: summer!; scent: almost any food being made; subject from school: philosophy; movie: the little prince (2015); band: Panic! At The Disco; disney princess: Rapunzel.

FUN FACTS; #1: I'm healing from three injuries right now! I got hurt on the barnacles when I dove in a river recently lol, but I’m almost very ok!; #2: I’m brazilian!; #3: I would LOVE to be a traveler and know all the places in the world and beyond, but….. freedom takes green.

Also I would like to have kids if my s/o wants it. Very neutral about it, but if they want it, I would feel more encouraged. But only in, I don't know, ten years from now? Oh and I would love to marry someday with the love of my life and things like that, put a ring on their finger and make them feel happy for the rest of their life, all that. Hopeless romantic.

Congratulations again! And thanks in advance ☀️

Hello lovely! I hope you like your request! Sorry this took so long, I'm in the middle of quitting one of two jobs and also moving!

Edward Elric Request: 

Compatibility: 83%

How Did You Meet?: You were a citizen of Liore and escaped just before the fights started. You actually helped Edward and Alphonse expose Father Cornello. Years later, the two of you found each other again and hit it off :)

How the Relationship Will Work From Day to Day: This is years after the Promise Day, so Edward can’t use alchemy anymore (whoops, spoilers, sorry), but that doesn’t mean he won’t teach you. He actually sets up a school of his own to teach beginning alchemy to others to help around Resembool, where he lives when he’s not traveling. And once you grasp the basics of alchemy, you help teach while he is away! But he also takes you traveling with him since you like it as well. One of your favorite trips is to visit Alphonse in Xing with Mei Chang :)

Marriage?: Yes! He proposes in Resembool, and the two of you get married! Winry is the Maid of Honor, and Alphonse is the Best Man. And, of course, there’s an empty chair right next to Gracia and Elicia for Maes.

Kids?: If you want them, then you have a boy and a girl! Both are alchemical prodigies, and Edward cries when they perform their first alchemical feat for the first time.

What Does the Future Hold?: The two of you definitely have your share of arguments, but what couple doesn’t? However, you both usually apologize really quickly and make up fairly easily. Overall, the two of you live happily until you both pass away peacefully in your sleep in your older years. 

Fushiguro Megumi Request: 

Compatibility: 78%

How Did You Meet?: You were a new student to transfer from Kyoto to Tokyo in Megumi’s third year. You became fast friends with Kugisaki and Itadori, but Megumi was a bit of a challenge to get to open up. However, he began to once you proved your prowess and saved his life from a curse. 

How the Relationship Will Work From Day to Day: Usually, the two of you work together exorcising curses. Itadori and Kugisaki are usually paired together because they amplify each other’s strengths while you do that for Megumi. 

Marriage?: Megumi doesn’t seem like the type to marry anyone? But he’s totally down for a lifelong partner! To him, marriage is just a slip of paper from a judge confirming something he already knows. 

Kids?: Signs point to no :/

What Does the Future Hold?: The two of you travel a lot for the higher-ups and are usually paired together on missions. You both have each other’s backs and protect each other with your lives. To Megumi, you are his first priority on assignments, and getting home safe to you is his number one goal. And vice versa for you! You both have a deep trust in each other and live happily despite a couple of arguments and fights sprinkled in between. 

Rengoku Kyojuro Request: 

Compatibility: 87%

How Did You Meet?: You are a fellow demon slayer and the Snow Hashira! You meet Rengoku for the first time when all the Hashira come together for a meeting, and you are announced as a new member of the Hashira rank. 

How the Relationship Will Work From Day to Day: You two are usually pretty busy with your own sections of Japan and dealing with demons. But you two always make time for each other and communicate mainly through crow. When you two are able to, you two meet up for a date night or two and have a blast! As a demon slayer, you do a lot of traveling, and you are actually stationed in one of the hotter regions of Japan. 

Marriage?: Yes! Definitely!

Kids?: If you want one, then you have a very well-behaved son that takes after his favorite (and likely only) uncle Senjuro :)

What Does the Future Hold?: You two stay together for a while and even get married and have your son until the events of Mugen Train. However, no one fills your heart after that, and you remain a widow for the rest of your life and raise your son by yourself with a bit of help from Senjuro.

#fairytailwzard600followers #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #edward elric #ed elric #fma #fmab #fma edward #fma brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist edward #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood edward #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk megumi #jujutsu kaisen megumi #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #kny #rengoku kyojuro #kyojuro rengoku #kny rengoku #kimetsu no yaiba rengoku #demon slayer rengoku

[dreamerswriter]

Five Sparks of Life: Gameplay Trailer: The Five Heroes

And,, we have this trailer and one more. The next week on Archive, I plan to start releasing the actual story!

Yep! We are almost there everyone! Haha! I can’t wait to show this story off! It is a lot of fun to write! I hope all of you will enjoy it too! 

There’s the music for this trailer! Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjkwVEbFmew&list=PLWdDvGuDwBGu4YO9Ors_ahb6r13YEuxar&index=1

Links to the other trailers. 

(Text about the story. The image describing the game part of the trailer.)

                                                   Another story is about to be told.        

An image of a book sitting on a golden alter is present. The book is glowing an orange, red, white, blue, and gray light. The book flips open the pages and changes the scenes. The pages fly around to reveal the next scene.

The second scene flashes to many different heroes standing together and away from the current five heroes. These heroes range from royalty, common folk, scientists, athletes, and so many more, proving that anyone can be a hero. Including the new, five heroes the book has chosen.

The third scene shows the five heroes in a group hug and smiling at each other. Lapis is in the middle as Randy is to her right with Danny leaning against him. Star is on Lapis’ left as Kim wraps her arm around Star.

The last scene displays a beautiful, sorcerers in a blue cloak and black clothing. It is night at the city as people are returning home and going about their night. She is overlooking the lively city before flying in and searching for something or someone. The lights glow in the distance to light up the ground as the stars are shining in the sky.

Are you ready for it?

Randy gets kicked by the First Ninja to the ground. He laughs as the First Ninja sighs at him and shakes his head.

Star and Jay eagerly share a hug as lightning burst from behind them, causing the book to sigh. Then, they shout something in delight before creating a powerful bolt of lightning together.

Kim is seen facing Rose. Rose gestures her on how to stand properly before throwing a punch at her. Kim dodges until she gets behind Rose to fight her.

Danny rolls his eyes as Jack Frost simply laughs at a funny joke he told. Danny doesn’t find it hilarious as Jack then taps the ground to freeze Danny in place, much to his annoyance.

Lapis is following the motions Katara is doing to allow the water to flow in a gentle motion. Soon, the water is following Lapis’ command.

Heroes and villains will always been present in a grand story.

The city of Casus is a wonderful place where nature and technology can flourish together. There is Nature Park, holding an abundance of trees, flowers, and other plant life. The park is vast and is a place where people come and go to hang out, exercise, and spend time with others. The Mythical Library holds the history of their world, both mythical and historical. The Animation and Performance Studio creates wonderful entertainment for everyone to enjoy. Whoop International Corporation is a trading building for the whole word to exchange goods and ideas with each other. Lastly, the Butterfly Family rule the city and reside in the famous, elegant Butterfly Castle.

It was this city that holds tremendous power and potential for a person to become anything.

All five heroes are running to a square. Randy was coming from the right, Danny from the north, Star was skipping from the left, and Kim was walking from the south. Lapis is standing in front of a silver fountain as she smiled at it. They join up as Star hugs Lapis while Randy places a hand on Lapis’ shoulder. Danny leans back as Kim holds her phone to suggest a place to eat. The group leaves as the sun is about to set in the distance. 16

That power may choose a person, but the person chooses to be a hero or villain.

Many heroes and villains are facing each other, each one unique with a power and ability. The scene changes to the same sorcerer overlooking the five heroes by hovering above the fountain with the white tower standing behind her.

They are heroes.

The Five Heroes.

Danny is running from his family-owned plumber business, Fenton Plumbers, and heads for Flynn Findings. Kim is talking with Ron as they walk to Nosh Olé café for their break. Randy is playing a video game at Litwak’s Arcade with Howard and Theresa as Debbi is standing to the sides and reading something on her laptop. Lapis is in her lab as she is researching something about the plants. Star exists the library as her bracelet is shining while facing robots.

Heroes are busy with their daily tasks, but they also enjoy their lives too. But they are the five heroes.

The scene changes to Danny in his hero form, the Phantom. He raises his hand to create a powerful gust of wind to blow the robots back. Lapis is in her hero form, the Siren, and waves her hand to create a water whip to strike a few robots in her path. Kim, the Spy, is throwing punches and kicks against the robots with little struggle as she holds a confident expression. Randy, the Ninja, is jumping and throwing fireballs at a few green spell spheres. Phantom holds his hands in front of himself while Tucker and Dipper are behind him to create a wall of ice to protect themselves. Star, the Witch, raises her wand to make lightning crash down on the robots, destroying or stunning it. Spy picks up a boulder and throws it to crash on a robot. Each hero is fighting in different locations throughout their city.

A scene changes again to showing Nature Park blossoming in the spring with beautiful cherry leaves scattering throughout the park.

Spy drops to her knees and uses her leg to sweep Dr. Doof off his feet. Ninja raises his hand to make fire burst from it and strike the green spheres cast by Julian. Phantom hovers in the air and blasts an ice against Gideon’s magical shield. Witch’s wand transforms into a hammer as she swings it to clash against a fiery demon-like foe who is using a fire broadsword. Siren then swings her water to strike the robots in path before raising the water to wash it away. The five of them then place their hands together as tremendous, elemental powers erupt from it to banish a powerful darkness coming from a pyramid like being.

They each have unique skills and gifted elemental powers, and work together to protect the book.

The five of them are standing on top of a ruined tower, tired and beaten. They are holding onto each other as they gaze upward to see their elemental powers working together to defeat the darkness coming from the pyramid. They are grinning as they see their elemental powers coming together to protect themselves and their city from harm. Their powers are restoring everything destroyed in their city as they gaze to see the light shining over them.

Five Sparks of Life

#Five Sparks #randy cunnigham #Danny Fenton #lapis lazuli #Kim possible #star butterfly #first ninja #ninjago jay #rose quartz #rise of the guardians jack frost #avatar katara #Phineas Flynn #ron stoppable #howard weinerman #debbi kang #theresa fowler #Tucker Foley #dipper pines #dr doofenshmirtz #gideon gleeful #rc9gn julian

[revisitingstoneybrook]

#86 Mary Anne and Camp BSC: Chapter 13

Karen and her snotty group of friends nearly ruin the camp’s circus performance and the BSC finally gets off their asses and does some babysitting.

We're greeted with this opening, courtesy of Mary Anne: “If the dress rehearsal is a disaster, that means that the show is going to be a success...Because the Camp BSC circus rehearsal wasn't just a disaster, it was a mega-disaster.” Which means one of three scenarios took place:

1. Claire's plan to do a cover of Suzi Barrett's Baloney Dance is blown when she uses real baloney and Dawn flips a shit and spends hours lecturing everyone about the horrors of meat and where baloney really comes from, leaving no time to actually rehearse.

2. Jackie Rodowsky, while spinning for his dance routine, knocks into Jamie Newton, sending him falling to the ground with a bump on his head, punches Charlotte Johanssen in the face, giving her a black eye, then bumps into the barn, causing the whole structure to collapse.

3. Karen and her little group, the kids who went to real circus camp and think they're better than everyone else, aren't prepared for anything and ruin almost every single act with their snotty attitudes and pretentiousness.

Yeah, fairly obvious what happens.

Vanessa's the ringmaster, wearing white jeans tucked into high black rain boots, a red jacket that belongs to her mom and a white t-shirt that says “Ringmaster” on it. Claudia helped her make it, so you just know it's spelled Ringgmastur. She also has a top hat made out of black cardboard and Karen and the real circus camp kids are probably disgusted by it.

Vanessa delivers her monologue, thankfully lays off the poetry but manages to throw in at the end “No matter how things go, I know that you will like our show!” Old habits indeed die hard. First act is the wild animals, and no, it isn't a reality show-esque peek into a Day in the Life of the Pikes.

The trainers are Nicky and Marilyn and both are wearing blue sweatpants and for some reason, sassy t-shirts. Nicky's says Because I'm the Boss, that's why and Marilyn's says I Brake for Chocolate. Maybe they borrowed them from Kristy and Claudia, respectively. The wild animals are Andrew (a tiger), Claire (a lion) and Alicia (a camel). They do animal tricks, including jumping through a hoop with red, orange and yellow crepe paper “fire” and Alicia jumps over some hurdles. Then Jamie steps in and does a tiger dance. I guess Mary Anne forgot to introduce him. The trainers give out treats and the rehearsal is, so far, disaster-free.

Whoops, spoke too soon! The dancing animals are next. Jessi choreographed their dance because that's her one personality trait. Since she's such a good dancer, she made sure to incorporate stuff the kids can do really well into the dance. Stuff we never hear about again, like Margo being able to turn “terrific” cartwheels and Becca's ability to walk on her hands. If you remember our snark on Little Miss Stoneybrook...and Dawn, Jessi said Becca has awful stage fright but I guess that doesn’t count anymore.

Anyway, Becca's dressed as a goat and Margo a bird. The other two kids in it, Hannie and Ricky, obviously have no idea what they're doing, having spent all their time and energy folding their arms and turning their noses up at Camp BSC, bragging that they went to a real circus camp instead of rehearsing. 

And the whole circus begins to unravel. Ricky screws up for the umpteenth time, proclaims that real animals wouldn't be dancing in a real circus anyway, and throws in the towel, Hannie following his lead. Becca asks them what’s the big deal and Ricky says, “No real animal in a real circus would ever do that.” Yeah, well in real life, two 7-year-olds don't get married on the playground to the strains of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star either. So shut the fuck up.

Margo tells them it's their circus and they can do whatever they want. Ricky calls their circus dumb and Margo responds with an “OH YEAH?!?” which makes it sound like she's ready to cut a bitch. Go Margo! 

But before Margo can lay the smack down on Ricky, Vanessa runs in and calls for a curtain, shooing the animal dancers out of the ring before it turns into a bloodbath. Dammit!

As they're ushered away, Becca asks the two snobs, in a “wobbly voice” if they know any of the steps and says in a very roundabout way that they ruined the act. Do the BSC do anything and tell Hannie and Ricky they need an attitude adjustment? No, they just sit there.

The clowns are next - David Michael, Matt, Carolyn, and Natalie. They do clown stuff in clown makeup and wave water guns around. Oh wait. Natalie's the only one not in a costume. Ok, did they all plan this out beforehand like a protest? We'll ruin the circus camp since it isn't a real circus like the one we were in. Kristy stops the music with a slam of her hand...she turns the tape player off, she didn't smash it, though that would have been hilarious. She shouts at Natalie why the hell she doesn't have a costume or makeup on. Yes, be assertive! For once in this godforsaken book.

Natalie responds, “It didn't look like a real clown costume. So I just never finished it.” What the hell? Might I add, Natalie Springer in the Little Sister books is this shy, wimpy girl with droopy socks who gets picked on a lot. She’s been ridiculously out of character this whole book. David Michael defends their costumes, saying they're real but Natalie ignores him. She probably tells herself she doesn't have to deal with this public school scum. Kristy, whose patience is starting to finally wearing thin, orders Natalie to go sit with Mary Anne.

But it doesn't stop there! Natalie keeps bitching on the sidelines, like an angry parent at a Little League game. As the clowns squirt each other with water guns and their makeup runs off, Natalie complains, “The water's making the clowns' makeup run! That's because it's not real clown makeup!” Real makeup still runs, Little Miss Droopy Socks. David Michael, in an amazing move, runs into the audience and dumps oatmeal all over Natalie and angrily tells her that's a real clown trick. 

Go David Michael! Now go dump it on your sister!

Kristy tells them to stay in character and the clowns finish their act, shooting Looks at Natalie the whole time. Can it get worse? It sure can, because guess whose act is next...

Vanessa announces Karen's surprise act - she's going to saw Nancy in half. Oh shit...she wants things to be real? Karen’s going to dismember Nancy!

Getting things off to a very obnoxious start, Karen says in her loudest Outdoor Voice, “THIS WOULD BE BETTER IF WE WERE A REAL CIRCUS CAMP WITH REAL PROPS! But we had to make our own. We hope the audience will understand.” So after the whole clown fiasco, you get this little brat trashing Camp BSC and the BSC themselves for hosting a crappy program. Do the BSC do anything to defend their honor? Of course not, Karen’s their Golden Child! They still sit there and do nothing.

Vanessa isn't standing for it though. She's all WTF because she's supposed to be the one doing the announcements. Uh, Vanessa, Karen tends to do whatever she wants when she's performing. Just look at her class Thanksgiving play. Karen fires back by insulting Vanessa's outfit, saying she looks like a bandleader in a parade, not a ringmaster, because she's holding a baton. WEAK. Vanessa, much like her sister, looks like she's about ready to attack Karen but instead explodes with “Cut it out, you two! Or you will soon be through!”

Karen then rolls her eyes at Vanessa. Whoa, that takes guts. I would never roll my eyes at a kid older than me when I was 7! She sticks Nancy in a cardboard box and soon there's thumping inside after Nancy climbs in. Oh no, she filled it with rabid badgers, who are now attacking Nancy!

Oh wait. No badgers. Two strange, lumpy legs appear out of one end and Nancy pokes her head out of the other one. Logan cracks up and Mary Anne tells us that they're stockings stuffed with toilet paper. Geez, Karen. I thought you were going for accuracy and real-ness. The legs wiggle to show that it's really Nancy and Karen pulls out a small saw, which she holds high in the air. 

Oh, NOW the babysitters react! They all jump up when they see Karen holding a saw but they wouldn't say anything when she was being rude to everyone? Kristy demands to know where she found it. Surprised and sheepish, Karen says she found it lying around in the barn. Nice, BSC! You're hosting a camp for little kids and didn't think to look around the barn for anything dangerous like a SAW?!

Also just need to echo a commenter from when I posted this on LJ. I don’t want to hear the BSC gush over how intelligent and gifted and smart Karen is again when the dumbass brought a REAL SAW to her circus performance, thinking it would be ok.

Kristy asks Karen what possessed her to use a real saw in a circus act and Karen responds with, I kid you not, “Pretend to saw people in half. Kristy! This is a REAL saw because you need REAL things if you are going to have a REAL circus!” No contractions, as always. And who the hell does she think she is, giving that attitude to her older sister, while in a subtle way insulting the BSC? I’m surprised Kristy didn’t do this:

Actually, I’m not surprised. No matter if it’s a BSC book or a Little Sister book, Karen Brewer is always getting away with murder.

Kristy takes a moment to collect her thoughts, then FINALLY says something to Karen and the circus snobs. It took you this long, Kristy? And even what she says is weak: “Karen, I'm glad you and your friends went to circus camp. But that doesn't mean you know everything about circuses. And let me tell you, a little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing.”

What the hell? Does the BSC not believe in yelling? Where's the, “Look, you guys have been nothing but rude and mean to everyone here, including me and the other sitters. Just because you went to circus camp doesn't mean you know everything. You owe us all apologies because you’ve ruined the circus performance.” There, I wrote Kristy's dialogue, thank me for my help in preparing the manuscript, Ann Martin!

Karen, ever the “it's my way or the highway” type, frowns at Kristy's words of wisdom. What a little brat! Mary Anne then finds her backbone: “Everyone who was at the circus camp learned things. But true performers always do what they are supposed to do. And you guys haven't done that. Now it looks like the circus might not go on.” Ok, she managed to get some guilt-tripping in there but why are they lobbing softballs? They don't have to pull them all over their knees and spank them but at least let them know what they did was wrong and has put the circus performance in jeopardy!

One of Nancy's "legs" falls out, breaking the awkward silence and the sitters laugh at it. And FINALLY, Karen says she's sorry. Nancy too. Yeah, you guys practically destroyed the circus and put a damper on the whole camp and now you say you're sorry? God, this book just made me hate Karen more than I already did. Kristy assures everyone that they'll try and salvage what they can in time for the performance and tells Karen ominously, “We'll talk later.” Which translates to “I'm going to give you another weak talking-to about how you should behave, then we'll tell Watson the Millionaire, he won't punish you and he’ll find a way to reward you somehow.”

The other real circus acts are failures too. Bobby and Chris do a high-board act, which they obviously didn't practice. Hannie and Linny attempt to have Noodle the Poodle do tricks - that falls apart too because Noodle won't listen to any of their commands. Linny tries explaining it away with “A real circus dog...um, takes a long, long time to train, I guess.” Was he not paying attention to what Kristy and Mary Anne just said? Well, he's made to look like a fool in front of everyone and all the Circus Snobs have been put into their places. Somewhat.

The BSC realize they have their work cut out for them between now and tomorrow, so Kristy calls an ~EMERGENCYMEETINGOFTHEBSC~ and they huddle together after telling the kids to sit down with their partners and be quiet. For the first time in, well, forever, Kristy asks the BSC “What are we going to do?” Since this is a BSC book, they all have ideas for how to save the circus. Mallory has an idea to fix the dog act, Mary Anne has an idea to change around Karen and Nancy's act and Logan says he'll fix up the high-board one. The show will go on! 

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