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Thor: Let’s talk about emotions! What emotions are you feeling right now?

Loki: Stabby.

Thor: “Stabby” isn’t really an emotion, brother.

Loki: Well, maybe I feel stabby.

Thor:

Loki:

Thor: Don’t-

Loki: [stabs him]

#incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #marvel #avenger #thor #loki #tom hiddleston #chris hemsworth

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I-

Peter: I’m going to the store to get a dad

aunt may: there’s dads at home

the dads at home: 

#incorrect marvel #incorrect quotes #Tony stark #Peter parker #spiderman #uncle ben

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Ash

Part Two of Tired

Pairings: None

Characters: Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson

Summary: Bucky was ready for it to be over, he was so tired of everything, and now that he was alone he didn’t have much of a reason to keep going. Sam seemed to have terrible timing though, as he got there just as Bucky was ready to go. 

Tags: Suicide, implied suicide, depression, suicidal thoughts, endgame compliant

Major trigger warning for allusion to suicide, depression, suicidal thoughts, actions, and behaviors

Sam, it seemed, had some of the worst timing Bucky’d ever seen in one person.

But, Sam didn’t seem to care about his disgusting timing, just came straight into his apartment.

“Hey man, door’s unlocked, what’s up? I got pizza.”

Bucky pulled the gun from his temple but didn’t slide it into the waistband of his jeans.

Sam let himself in and dropped the two boxes of pizza on his coffee table, a paper bag with what must be chicken wings and utensils atop the boxes.

“I don’t like that look in your eyes Bucky.”

“Then stop looking,” he gestured to the still open door, hoping Sam would go.

“Not in the mood to talk feelings,” he complained after Steve’s friend shot him a look.

“Good ‘cause I’m not your therapist, but you should go see one.”

“I have one, don’t like ‘er.”

“Get a new one, and put that away.”

Bucky looked at the gun in his hand and put the safety on before sliding it into the waistband of his jeans.

Sam was an asshole, but something inside him was grateful for it.

For the first time in a while, he ate and it didn’t taste like ash.

#Bucky Barnes #sam wilson #bucky #sam #falcon and the winter soldier #commissions #requests #commissions are open #requests are open #ask me something bitches

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can you do a part 2 for Tired? I really want to see Sam trying to support Bucky (even as they keep sniping at each other)

okay so I saw this and kinda just held off on answering bc I didn’t wanna be all “fuck yeah that’s a great idea i’ll write it later” bc I wasn’t sure when I’d get the chance to write it, but I just finished writing it so I’m gonna post it now bc I really like the idea

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Tony: and what do we say if someone offers us drugs

Peter: how much are they

Tony:

Tony:

Tony: HARLEY STARK!!!

#incorrect marvel quotes #iron family #Tony stark #iron man #Peter parker #spider man #spiderman #Robert downey junior #tom holland #Harley Keener #iron dad #ironfamily #incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #Non cannon compliant #fuck endgame

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Pepper: look Morgan, you need to understand this

Tony: please Pepper she doesn’t need to know how to manipulate board members yet

Tony: at least let me teach her how to build a robot

Pepper: she’s a month old don’t be ridiculous

Tony:

#incorrect marvel quotes #Tony stark #tony #iron man #pepper potts #pepper #avengers #marvel #incorrect quotes #iron family

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Edward: I could kill you if I wanted to, Bella.

Bella: Yeah? So could another human being.

Edward:

Bella: So could a wolf.

Edward:

Bella: So could a slippery floor.

Edward:

Bella: You aren’t special, Edward.

#incorrect quotes #I don't really respect Bella but this is a mood #twilight #Bella swan #Edward Cullen #edward #bella #bella's clumsy ass #incorrect twilight quotes

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So I was thinking of some weird head canons last night, and I thought of this one. 

Sometimes in aus where male omegas and female alphas can both impregnate and get pregnant, sonograms can’t tell the difference between the two, they have the same genitalia, and scent doesn’t always come in on babies right away, they can have a female first name and a male middle name, or the opposite on their birth certificate. With this, men can walk around with a feminine first name, but go by their masculine middle name, and women can have a more masculine middle name, but go by a feminine first name. 

This wouldn’t really be a problem for the upper class though(at least in the states) since you can pay to change a name on a birth certificate, it’s just expensive, like where I live it’s $500 USD to legally change my name. 

Ie. I was thinking of writing an au where Captain America is Steven Sarah Rogers instead of Steven Grant Rogers, or Pepper Potts is maybe Chad Virginia Potts instead. Since he’s rich, Tony Stark can have been born Antonia Edward Stark, but have had it changed by his parents to Anthony Edward Stark while still a baby. 

#headcanon #omegaverse #male omegas #female alpha #alpha female #omega male #just an idea #feel free to add on #avengers #iron man #captain america #Tony stark #Steve rogers #steve #Tony #pepper pots #pepper

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it’s been forever since I’ve seen this so I’ve decided that anyone that stumbles upon this blog needs to see it again too

#Captain America #Avengers #Marvel #Meme #Steve's shield is so fucking small #please someone's def shot him in the legs #avengers meme #captain America meme

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Tired

Part one of Tired, part two is Ash

Pairings: None

Characters: Bucky Barnes

Summary: Bucky had been forced to fight since he was drafted in World War II, and he was tired of it all. Now, without Steve there, he’d have to fight again with Sam, for Sam. But, he was so, so tired. 

Tags: Suicide, implied suicide, depression, suicidal thoughts, endgame compliant

Major trigger warning for suicide

Bucky, soldier, or James, looked down at the gun in his hand.

He’d been better, he’d felt good, in Wakanda, with the sun and the new arm, but something’d been wrong, was still wrong.

He didn’t even know if he was a he.

They’d called him it, but Steve had said that they’d been wrong, that his name was James Buchanon Barnes and he was human.

The others and the Wakandans had tried to help, but it’d been Steve that had made the name Bucky feel right on the ex-assassin’s tongue.

Then they’d had to fight again.

Steve had promised he’d never have to fight again, but he did, then something weird happened, then there was another fight he didn’t want. He’d been told him and the others had been gone for five years.

He didn’t want to fight the war in the 40s.

He looked at the gun in his hand again.

Bucky was so tired that he couldn’t even comprehend it, it’d sunk into his bones, his very soul.

He was so tired of fighting, and Steve had left him. Now he had to fight again with Sam.

Bucky put the gun to his temple.

He was tired.

#Bucky Barnes #Depressed Bucky Barnes #Depression #Mental health #TRIGGER WARNING #trigger warning for suicide #Implied suicide #suicide #suicidal thoughts #endgame compliant #Steve Rogers is an asshole #avengers #captain america #avengers endgame #endgame #winter soldier #open to part two #commissions are open #requests are open

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I love this and now I wither need to write it or I need someone to do it for me please and thank you

One of these days Derek gon pull up at Scott’s house like:

#incorrect teen wolf quotes #Derek Hale #Scott Mccal #Derek #Scott #incorrect quotes

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Pepper: Tony sit down

Tony: Pepper please you’re pregnant stop trying to conquer the world

Pepper: no

Tony: okay

#incorrect marvel quotes #Tony Stark #Pepper Pots #pregnant pepper pots #pepper #tony #Iron Man #ironfamily #irondad #incorrect quotes #this probably happened at one point

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No one: 

Sam: Don’t do it

Bucky: Can’t believe I agree with you

Steve: I feel like this is about me but I’m going to ignore it

#incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #captain america #Winter Soldier #marvel #Bucky Barnes #sam wilson #Steve Rogers #Bucky #Steve #Sam #Steve is a little shit #Bucky and Sam are tired of said little shit #Steve just wants to do somethign #bucky says no #this probably happens in cannon

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Sam: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife.

Bucky, nodding: That’s why I carry MANY knives.

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For the World

Relationships: Steve x Tony, Alpha Steve x Omega Tony, Steve & Tony & Bruce & Clint & Natasha (as pack)

Characters: Alpha Steve Rogers, Omega Tony Stark, Beta Clint Barton, Beta Bruce Banner, Beta Natasha Romanoff

Summary: Tony’s pregnancy was relatively easy, and the delivery didn’t seem to be as it it would be difficult either. The sonograms had gone fine, and everything was as planned. Tony just didn’t plan on giving birth to three pups rather than one.

Tags: Stony, Steve x Tony, mpreg, omegaverse, everyone is pack, labor scene, not too graphic though

The art above was found here on Pinterest. 

Tony hurt, from his hairline down to the tips of his toes, even his hands.

And he was shaking, muscles spasming unbearably as he accepted the small, wailing pup into his arms.

“She’s beautiful,” Steve breathed and reached to stroke baby Morgan’s head. From scent alone, he guessed she was a beta.

“Clint, gonna need you to take Morgan from Tony for a bit,” Bruce called, hands feeling around Tony’s groin for something.

Steve looked at the betas with confused eyes, but Clint carefully approached the alpha and omega, and Tony gave over his pup willingly.

“Wha- what’s going on Bruce wha-”

“There’s another head, Tony,” Bruce soothed, at Tony’s side, Natasha let out some strong calming pheromones that never failed to soothe them.

With the pack’s help, Tony delivered another wailing baby, an omega boy. They named him Peter, after Natasha’s birth mother, Petra.

Tony thought that everything was over, but Bruce reached inside of him then laughed like a maniac.

Bruce helped him deliver his third pup, a quiet alpha boy they named Harley since Steve’s had saved him so many times.

“I wouldn’t give this up for the world omega,” Steve promised.

“For the world,” Tony echoed.

#Avengers #Marvel #Non cannon compliant #omegaverse #mpreg #Stony #Steve x Tony #Steve Rogers x Tony Stark #everyone is pack #labor scene #not too graphic though #Omega Tony Stark #Alpha Steve Rogers #Omega Tony #Alpha Steve #Beta Bruce Banner #Beta Clint Barton #Beta Natasha Romanoff #Bruce Banner #Clint Barton #Natasha Romanoff #Iron Man #Captain America #Hawkeye #Hulk #Black Widow #requests are open #commissions are open #part two upon request #open to part two

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Completed Commissions/Requests Masterlist

Currently I’m waiting to be commissioned or receive requests, but soon as I do I’ll collect them all here!

#Commissions are open #Requests are open #avengers #marvel #teen wolf #supernatural #masterlist

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Derek: Hey do you have a few bags I can borrow?

Stiles: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Derek: Literally all you had to do was say no.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect teen wolf quotes #teen wolf #Derek hale #stiles stilinski #Sterek #Derek x Stiles #Stiles x Derek