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#Oh he's so misunderstood 🥺🥺
transmasc-slykinnie · 2 months
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Yk I could go on and on and on about the mischaracterization of Slyblue for so long that I could create 3 books with a word count of 2.1 million words but bc no one FUCKING pays attention to Sly only like 3 people would care what I had to say
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kidstemplatte · 6 months
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papas reacting to fnaf
this is so silly but i’m a diehard fnaf fan. also i started thinking about the parallels between the afton and emeritus family and got rlly emotional LMAO. please enjoy teehee
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-you’re sitting at your computer, losing your fucking mind. why is night 4 so hard???
“let me try.” he says.
-you know he won’t get far, bless his heart, but you’ll let him give it a shot.
-little do you know, he’s an absolute BEAST
-he takes a seat at your desk and starts clicking.
so i… stop them?”
“yeah. just don’t let them get into the office.”
“the power’s going down.”
“yeah, when you use the cameras, turn on the lights, or use the doors, it’ll go down. then it’s game over.”
he nods.
-he’s weirdly quiet, clicking away, until you suddenly hear the joyous chimes indicating he’s survived until 6 am.
“is that all?” he goes.
-your mouth is literally agape, you’re in shock.
-it doesn’t scare him at all
-he starts playing the game at his office whenever he needs a break. doesn’t flinch.
-lowkey sheds a tear at henry’s speech.
-he doesn’t like security breach, he prefers the repetitiveness of the old games
-he takes the lore very seriously, like it’s a piece of fine literature LOL
-the story of the afton family is heartbreaking to him and he relates to it a tad </3
-his favorite game is the OG and his favorite character is freddy. he’s a simple man.
secondo
-“this is stupid. what am i supposed to- FUCK! SATANAS! STAI INDIETRO, CREATURA DISGOSTA!”
-he clears his throat.
“i was caught off guard.”
-he doesn’t want to watch the lore videos at first because he thinks it’s “childish” but soon is sucked in.
-watches the lore videos with you and is specifically fascinated with william aftons character.
-he likes kids so he’s immediately disgusted by the cruelty of his actions
-he makes it his life’s mission to unpack the psychology of william afton
-his favorite is fnaf 4, he likes the nightmare designs
-HATES BALLOON BOY. wants to punch him in the face.
-he’s not very good at the games and curses so loudly when he plays because he’s so determined to make it through the night 😭
terzo
-“five nights at freddy’s? why are you spending the night with freddy and not me?”😏
-terzo hates mascots so he’s already scared shitless.
-when he plays the game he talks to himself like a maniac.
“no. stay, bunny. do not move. you too, bear. WHERE DID THE CHICKEN COME FROM? no, let’s NOT eat- eat by yourself, chicken!”
-loses his mind at the jumpscares, screams like a little girl.
-but he’s so interested in the complexity of the lore
-terzo goes down internet rabbit holes late at night LMAO so he’s more than willing to watch lore videos with you
-bro had to do a double take when he saw toy chica💀
-“purple man? he has good taste, no?”
immediately takes it back when he finds out what his deal is
-hums the theme song while he’s at work.
-his favorite game is fnaf 2 (and it has nothing to do with toy chica)
copia
-take a shot every time i say this on my account:
copia is a big fat dork.
(but we all are too, and we love him for it)
-he doesn’t understand it’s scary at first. aww, look at the bear! clicks freddy’s nose on the poster over and over. “boing! boing! boing! boing! boing!”
-but as soon as he checks the cameras he’s like OH. i see what this is.
-he gets so stressed playing the game LMAO
-when you introduce him to the lore he’s so fascinated and deeply invested. it rattles his brain but he can’t get enough.
-the next morning after you watch a video with him he has deep eye bags. you find out he stayed up all night watching lore videos.
-soon he’s a diehard fan. he keeps merch in his office beside his comics and other collectibles.
-his favorite game is pizzeria simulator because he loves the non-scary part 😭
-he loves foxy because he’s “misunderstood”🥺
-and mangle, thinks it’s sad how the kids took her apart and put her back together :,(
-has all the plushies LOL
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daisydaisybilly · 1 year
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fallin’ into love | b.b
pairing: Benedict Bridgerton x gn!reader
summary: Benedict realises he has feelings for you at the wrong time
warnings: fluff and a little angst
word count: 660
a/n: since i dropped the pressure to write longer fics I’ve really enjoyed writing again. I’m gonna be unbearable when Benedict’s season comes out
Requested : reader is super clumsy and benedict is always there to take care of her (he would hold her when she’s about to trip and maybe wipe off something that’s on her face) and he always thought he sees her only as his little sister. but when he sees her with another man, who is just as considerate with her as he is, he’s afraid that he would lose her forever. can i have a fluffy ending please 🥺
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It had become second natural for Benedict to watch you at balls. You had a habit of, well, making a scene. It was something that vexed your parents to no end. He himself found it funny.
He cleaned away a bit of cream from your cheek, heating up with embarrassment, you thanked him. You brushed down the front of your outfit, looking around nervous. “What is it?” Benedict asked.
“My mama and papa have roped my brother into introducing me to a friend of his, ” you admitted.
“Really?” He stammered, not understanding his own shock.
You were still looking around the room, unaware of his reaction, “he’s some lord Hightbottom with a lot of land somewhere in the north of england” you explained.
The north of England?
You were going to marry some man and be taken up north away from him. His childhood companion, the first person who saw his work, his best friend. Who would he be if you weren’t together?
“Oh god there he is” you gasped smiling, looking at him, “will I do?”.
He nodded still speechless, he watched you walk away dreading the day you would walk away forever.
As you always did you tripped over air, Benedict braced himself for the fallout but Hightbottom caught you. He smiled and blushed, you laughed too. Your brother introduced you to each other. Even from a distance Benedict saw how Hightbottom looked at you.
When the two of you moved to the dance floor, he held your hand and must have said something funny from the way you laughed.
Every ball you and he went to he was always the one who danced with you. Both of you always said no one else knew them enough too.
But there you were dancing with someone else and he was alone. Highbottom didn’t falter when you missed a step or stepped on his toes. He looked at you like you deserved to be looked at. And it broke his heart.
“May I have the next dance?” You were surprised to see Benedict.
“Benedict!” You grinned, “this is Robert, my brother's school friend”.
The two men bowed to each other.
“So what about that dance?” Benedict asked again.
“Go on” Robert smiled, “i’ll get us some drinks”.
You nodded watching him go.
As you danced you looked at your friend, “so what do you think?”.
He gave a small shrug, “he’s an alright dancer”.
“Anyone’s an alright dancer when paired with me” you rolled your eyes. “Do you think he might actually make an offer?”.
An offer like your were some kind of business deal
“Don’t you want to marry for love?” He asked.
You frowned, “love?”.
He nodded, “yes love”.
“I don’t suppose I get much of a say. If I’m lucky love will come after or if not love then friendship”.
“Is that how you want your marriage to be?”.
Getting more annoyed with each question you huffed.”my family isn’t rich, if Lord Robert likes me enough to marry me then who cares if we are in love or not? I will have a secure future".
“What If ever was someone who would marry you who already loves you?” He asked.
You sighed, “you’re being ridiculous now, if that someone was real then they would have done it already”.
“What if they misunderstood the way they loved you until they nearly lost you?”. You opened your mouth to speak but he carried on. “What if they spent years catching you each time you tripped and telling you whenever you had cream on your cheek, what if you were the person they told everything to and you to them”.
Your frown dropped, he couldn’t be talking about himself could he?
“What would you do then?”
“If there were someone like that then I should think they ask my parents before another could” you said not able to keep yourself from smiling. “Or we’d have a rather uncomfortable conversation on our hands with that other someone”
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book 7 part 3 thoughts!!
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***THIS POST CONTAINS MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR BOOK 7, PART 3 OF THE MAIN STORY AND MALLEUS’S DORM UNIFORM VIGNETTES.***
If you’d like to watch a rough part-by-part summarized translation, please check out this archived stream!
Please note: this is NOT meant to be a summary or a translation; these are only my initial thoughts on the events that unfold. There may be details overlooked or misunderstood in this post, so PLEASE do not use this as a translation.
LOL???? We start this part in Ignihyde 😂 with Idia getting a phone call from (OG/grown-up) Ortho??? Ortho says he’s enrolled at RSA and it’s Idia’s first year as a dorm leader????? What sorcery is this???? I-Is this Ortho’s dream…? Or is it Idia’s dream???
cnn kdveienskebe Okay, it’s Idia’s dream??? Oh gosh, he pictures Ortho as being the kind of heroic and kind-hearted person who would attend RSA if he were still alive… 😭
NOT THAT IMPORTANT but Idia games with Lilia and it’s cute :>
Idia is happy to go along with the call but then notices weird little discrepancies like how NRC’s opening ceremonies are at night (but Ortho called him during the day and Ortho is excited about NRC even though he himself is going to RSA)? He feels like something bad is going to happen…
AND SUDDENLY A WILD MALLEUS GREETS HIM???? Wow, he finally got invited— Gao-Gao Dragon-kun returns as a motif throughout episode 7, Idia seems super hype about it. Interestingly, it looks like Gap-Gao has evolved into a full-fledged dragon when Malleus shows it to Idia 🥺 The set-up is very similar to Idia’s + Ortho’s ceremonial robes stories, but in the original vignettes, Idia meets Malleus on the way to the ceremony and gets too scared, so Idia heads back to his dorm.
OMINOUS??????? Malleus is all like, “Gao-Gao was broken many tomes, but I fixed it and I intend to keep it this way for a long time”. This, of course, is him actually talking about what he’s done to prevent everyone from leaving him :)))
OMG WILD LILIA TOO
Entrance ceremony~ The characters repeat the exact same lines spoken during the prologue!! Deja vu~ Cool little easter egg there, this really is a redux but with nothing bad happening and Malleus actually invited and Idia physically present instead of just being a tablet— Something else weird is that Yuu and Grim don’t seem to be at the ceremony.
RSA is confirmed to have dorms and dorm leaders as well! No specific dorms are referenced though.
“I feel like I’ve forgotten something very important…” — Idia
Back to Diasomnia we go… and the expected Sleeping Beauty dream sequence from Yuu… Then Yuu wakes up to what seems to be the room Mickey described to them (from the animated short 1936 Thru the Mirror) but mirrored/flipped (the date on a calendar is written as 51), Also???? Yuu and Grim seem to remember the “real world”; they recall Malleus casting magic before they passed out. UHHHH they’re locked in the room and there are ghosts drawn on the windows. That’s weird, that’s suspicious 😳
THE FOOT STOOL (ottoman?) IS A DOG WITH A PUG FACE???? Wait… THIS IS MICKEY’S ROOM, ISN’T IT??? He literally described a foot stool thing that barks like a dog the last time he talked to Yuu.
WHAT everything is alive??? Beauty and the Beasting it… Grim eats a sketchy nut and temporarily becomes big (a la Alice in Wonderland), they mention there are mushrooms in the Queendom of Roses that have a similar effect.
OH MY GOD MEETING MICHARD REAL GONE WILD NOT CLICKBAIT
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Mickey makes more Thru the Mirror references (he squirts ink at playing cards)? Then he mentions dancing about the queen (of Hearts!?) and the king getting mad about it… ordering the card soldiers to attack him. “I feel bad for the card soldiers.”
Mickey weirdly says something like. Their consciousnesses are in this place but their bodies are elsewhere. Mickey is going to help them look for their friends!! They sort of imply this is Mickey’s dream world, he starts vanishing because now it's morning... and now he is "waking" from the dream.
Blot??????????? They punch a monster thing????
HUH???? ??? ? ???? ? SILVER PULLS UP TO SAVE OUR ASSES???? 😭 We get his UM reveal as well! It's called "Meet in a Dream" (written as "Let's see the same dream") but we don't immediately get to see what it does because we cut away to the real world. The incantation for "Meet in a Dream" is roughly, "For the person/people I met before, for the person/people I will meet soon". IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING AURORA WOULD SAY WHILE WAITING FOR HER PRINCE THAT SHE DREAMED OF
Back at Diasomnia, Malleus is creepily humming over everyone sleeping...DHBFIYODSBFIOIOAF MORE IMPORTANTLY THOUGH, ORTHO'S CONSCIOUSNESS IS IN CYPERSPACE AND HE ACCESSES THE LAST MEMORIES HE HAD STORED BEFORE GETTING KNOCKED OUT (something, something... emergency protocols activated because Malleus emitted a high amount of blot)👁️ His hologram goes and tries to wake Idia up (lol I guess he did end up getting affected by Fae of Maleficence), then tries to connect to his spare bodies but their circuits are not working. He also tries playing music of Idia's favorite girl group to wake him (Idia usually wakes up and dances), but Idia still doesn't.
The time also seems to have not moved, just like during Endless Halloween Night. Wow, Malleus really decided to reject any and all change, even the passage of time...
Ortho realizes just how wide Malleus's spell has been cast (like, it seems to extend even to RSA which is on the other side of Sage's Island). That's... scary... x_x Guess no heroes are coming to save them, huh?
OMINOUS COMMENT: Ortho says that if people continue to dream like this without waking, they will miss out on food and water that their bodies need... and so they will DIE. They got like a week tops without water 🤡 and then their consciousnesses will remain forever trapped in the dream worlds????
STYX becomes relevant again! They get alerted to the blot levels on Sage's Island.
KJBLDVITUFUQFWOVYQFEOBAFIBAFI DIRECTOR SHROUD AND HiS WIFE SHOW UP???????? THEY GOT ON FULL-ON CYBERpUNK HELMETs ON TOO??? Mrs. Shroud sounds so young 😭 and she acts surprisingly cutesy???? She calls her husband “papa” and serves at STYX's technical director.
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STYX forces on Sage's Island can't seem to penetrate it... UM IT SOUNDS LIKE MALLEUS'S MAGIC FIELD IS EXPANDING, STYX is going to evacuate people close to Sage's Island.
WEIRDLY, IDIA'S DAD COMMENTS THAT HE FEELS LIKE HE HAS SEEN THIS SCENE OF SPRAWLING THORNS BEFORE???? Mr. Shroud remarks that he has seen it in stories of the Thorn Witch. I-Is history… repeating itself?
Ortho gets in contact with STYX and Mrs. Shroud is soooo cute 😭 She calls him “Or-kun” and worriedly asks him about his older brother and if Ortho is hurt, etc.
So Malleus used ancient magic (regional dominion?) to control everything in that field?? Mr. Shroud says fairies in general have always historically had the magic to “change” the world/nature, like land forms and the weather.
Uhhhh so??? They that Malleus’s magic won’t ever run out because he can absorb power from the natural elements to fuel his magic??? His magic field will keep expanding… so Twisted Wonderland is pretty much fucked if they can’t stop him 💀
OH MAN Mrs. Shroud says they’re going to try and contact Briar Valley 🤡 though Grandma Shroud tried to in the past and it was difficult?
Aww, sort of sad?? Mr. Shroud implies he’s a normal person and that he’s dealing with geniuses that try to do things that he can’t.
The Briar Valley actually responded and try to help them break the barrier around Sage’s Island!! But it sounds like even they could not get past it…
Ortho transfers his consciousness to the Cerberus Gear body!! (Mrs. Shroud makes it for him!) It can last ~20 minutes inside the field. Two dogs will follow him; they have the Cerberus security system in them.
He’s the best suited for this investigation (it’s NOT meant to be a rescue, just a mission to collect info) because his existence defies nature itself; he is the culmination of human ingenuity and Malleus can’t overwrite that. Ortho promises to come back and to save his big brother, he doesn’t want the Shroud parents to lose “another son” 😢
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LOL all the researchers are passed out on the floor, even Mr. Shroud was like. Sleeping under a table 😂
Not Mrs. Shroud joking about peeking at Idia’s password protected folders 💀 and not Idia leeching off of STYX’s wifi cuz he’ll die without high-speed internet to do his dailies…
Mrs. Shroud continues to be so wholesome and worried for her children, she encourages Ortho to come back if he’s scared or feels like he’s in danger. It’s so moe of her 🥺
Hmmm 🤔 the Shroud parents are definitely a lot different than what I thought they’d be?? They’re very warm and accepting of Ortho, especially Mrs. Shroud. I didn’t get that impression from book 6 and Idia’s post-OB flashback, it seemed like the Shroud parents were very hands-off and work oriented. Of the two, Mr. Shroud is definitely quieter and more stand-offish, so it seems like Idia takes after the dad and Ortho after the mom. It’s not a bad thing, I’m just surprised!! I’ll definitely keep this in mind while writing them moving forward.
Back to Mickey's world!! ... Suddenly, they're in the sky and comedically falling out of it???? They land outside of Diasomnia dorm.
HMMMMMM so Silver says that the “blot” he fought earlier is like… the darkness that appears in dreams. He has seen it many times. If the darkness catches you, it will drag you into an even deeper dream… and it seems like they fell into a new dream because Mickey woke up (so Mickey’s dream crumbled).
“Meet in a Dream” allows him to enter the dream world of people who have a bond with him. So… there is a preexisting connection Silver has with Mickey????
Silver has??? Met Mickey before in his dreams?? This confirms the story Mickey told us before of seeing a silver-haired boy. Usually the dreamer does not remember him being there, but Mickey for some reason COULD remember Silver. (When Silver himself wakes up from the dreams, he doesn’t remember them.)
bcsksbiexbkss OMG POOR LAD????? Silver has tried to wake up before by punching himself and by bashing his head against rocks (to no success).
He doesn’t 100% understand his power or dreams yet, but he describes each dream to us as its own landscape? It’s an oddly artistic way of describing it but I guess without the context of Malleus trapping them all there it calling them “landscapes” is nice!!
Silver says he somehow stumbled into Mickey’s dream while following a bird that shone with rainbow colors. Ho-Oh is that you (A bird that gives the illusion of rainbow colors… It sounds similar to the white birds Kalim borrowed in his dorm story vignettes from Silver.)
There are other stipulations to using his UM; Silver has to be sleeping AND be aware that he is dreaming in order for him to dream walk. He also can’t decide whose dreams he ends up in. Silver eerily mentions that he cannot escape from dream worlds, not unless the dreamer wakes up or the dreamer/Silver gets a large enough shock.
Silver falls through the sky to get to new dreams? He calls these transitions “dream corridors”. He describes dreams as places of memories and wishes, making up one’s greatest desires… but also meaning different things to different people.
They enter Diasomnia and IN COMES SEBEK SHOUTING AT THEM??? Apparently there's a party going on at Diasomnia to send Malleus and Lilia off for their internships. (There is a little glowing fairy thing flying around Sebek which indicates that Sebek is the dreamer. We did not previously see this light around Mickey.) Sebek rushes them to the party where everyone else is waiting!!
Oooh, we hear what Lilia’s internship might have been! He would be going into a company that specializes in making magical tools for medicine/health; his reasoning is that the Briar Valley has people who are not used to technology, and Lilia wants to be able to make their lives easier by introducing these technologies to them. Malleus’s archeological internship would be in the Land of Crimson Long.
BRUH 😭 Dream!Lilia says he will stay in their forest cottage where he raised Silver for the rest of his life, he’s not leaving.
Silver calls them out on the bullcrap, calling the situation for what it truly is. “This is just a convenient dream!” It’s fake, it’s all wrong. He shouts at on point, which is something be rarely ever does; the last time I can recall him shouting is back at the end of Endless Halloween Night.
ERRRRR (real) Malleus is monitoring all of their dream worlds, that’s 100x more creepy than anything Rook can do 💀 Malleus is justifying this by using his position as to-be king; “it’s only natural for a king to watch over his subjects”, that kind of thing. Leona would be hella pissed—
Eh? EH????? WE'RE PUNCHING SEBEK NOW (he’s protecting Malleus). And so we beat him up and Sebek finally remembers reality. (I think the implication is that by beating him up, they’re “shocking” the dreamer awake.) Sebek begrudgingly joins our party!! ✨
bhlBFYUVAIFAIAFDIL I OH NO, MALLEUS IS MAD THAT SILVER IS “AWAKE”
AYO OB MALLEUS BATTLE, HIS PHANTOM IS MALEFICENT'S DRAGON FORM, IT’S TIME TO GASLIGHT, GATEKEEP, GIRLBOSS (before revealing his OB form, he was really trying to convince us it’s not a dream when we said it was one + confused Grim with his claims, then lowkey threatened us by saying “if you keep talking, I won’t forgive you”.) That’s… scarily accurate for how real emotional manipulators act 😬
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I kept being reminded of Malleus’s dorm uniform vignettes around this point in the main story. In the vignettes, Malleus teleports the dorm leaders (without consent) to Diasomnia to hold a meeting, and they become upset with him for treating them like objects. Malleus is STILL treating living beings like objects (even if he does care for them). Look at what he’s doing: he doesn’t think about what they want, he’s manipulating them again, and even earlier he implied they and Gao-Gao were the same… Broken things that have been repaired, and that he intends to keep this way forever.
Silver grabs their hands and says they’ll jump into another dream!! LOL 😂 Sebek’s being tsundere at the worst of times… “I WOULD NEVER HOLD YOUR HAND!!!” SEBEK PLEASE, NOT NOW!?????? We’RE GonNA DiE
Malleus tries to force them back under, but a sparkling light "like an aurora" compels Silver to not succumb. Silver asks his father to give him power while clutching onto the ring on a chain that Lilia imparted to him. AWWW SILVER 😭
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This time they wake up in a forest and get surrounded by masked people who speak in... animal sounds??? It may be a fairy language; in Fairy Gala: If we learn that different kinds of fae communicate in different ways (for example, the diurnal fae speak in like bell chimes). Sebek seems to understand what they are saying... so maybe the language of the nocturnal fae????
AYO THE MIDDLE ONE KINDA LOOKS LIKE CROWLEY... EVEN THE EYES GLOW YELLOW LIKE HIS DO???? IS IT JUST THE MASK SHAPE???? OR WAS CROWLEY A WAR VET??????? ??????? ?? ?? ? (Side note: I think these masked NPCs are meant to resemble Maleficient's minions!)
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There is also what appears to be the sound effects of canon fire??? Is this… a battleground?? The human-fairy war?????? (The masked men are soldiers that report to Lilia!)
FKJLADFIHLAFSLIHAFLIADFILETasasutvfetoqevb WHAT WHAT WHAT???!?!?!?!?!?!?!? LONG HAIR LILIA SHOWS UP IN A MASK AND SAVES THEM???? HE’S USING HIS CLEAVER TOO (this is his dream for sure now 😭)
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So in Lilia’s new design, we see that there are green gems hanging off of him; these may be magical gems or the special ore he mentioned his weapon is made from (which is very rare in modern times).
If you look closely, his hair streaks are dark red instead of bright magenta. This lines up with one of Lilia’s voice lines in which he expresses dying his hair different colors depending on his whims.
Every warrior seems to be wearing a mask? And we can see their eyes glow (I wonder if this is a trait of nocturnal fae)? The masks may be there as s cultural thing or maybe as a tactic to obscure their faces from their enemies.
It’s odd that Lilia’s dream seems to be of war time??? Because Malleus’s magic is meant to give them happy dreams, but surely Lilia doesn’t think of war time as a happy period of his life???? Maybe that will be better explained in the next update??
AAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHH??????? ? ?????? ? ? ? ? ? ? THAT'S THE END OF THE PART 3 UPDATE???? ? ?? ??? ? TWST, YOU REALLY GONNA CUT US OFF LIKE THIS?? ???? ? ? ? ???????? ? ? 🫠 WE’RE ONLY At PART 55 AnD SO MUcH SHiT hAS GONE dOWN…………………..,,..,,, …….. ….. … . .. . .. . . .
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clairesjointshurt · 4 months
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hi babe!! do u think u could write abt protective/jealous!julien with reader? like maybe they could be dating or married but it would just be so hot and i would literally eat it up🙏🙏
love this idea 💡
also the vibe is like a very high tension friendship where you both like eachother but hasn't said anything
protective julien baker
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yet again going to be blurbs bc paragraphs are hard🥺
cw: at bar with men (ugh)
even when you where just friends she already was protective of you. julien always had a sort of close knit group and she kept her favourite people close to her. she was always loyal and caring to the people she loved most.
you went out to a club with the boys to celebrate a finished tour after not seeing any of them for months. and all had been well, you got to talk with your best friends again and just let loose. she lost sight of you for a couple minutes and she could feel the panic seep in through her veins. she had just gotten back after being away for months and all she wanted to do was hang out with the people she loved the most and see the woman she is in love with. she emmediatly starts looking around franticly, she asks the boys where you where and thankfully Lucy had seen you last when you had headed off to the bar to get some drinks for the group. julien looks around and spots you and emmediatly is relieved, she is covered by a wave of calm as the panic goes away. but then she looks closer and notices a grubby slimy little man (juliens thoughts) hanging off of her precious little angel. she feels a scowl creep onto her face as her shoulders tense, and makes her way over to you while she contemplates how she probably shouldn't be as jealous as she is, but once it's started she can't really stop. maybe she would be more justified if she had actually asked you out four months ago when she had the chance but who cares because you are so clearly uncomfortable with that sweaty man hanging off of you. she can almost smell the vodka on his breath all the way across the room and she notices the way you try and politely brush him off with a smile as all of your politeness is misunderstood as interest.
you feel the warmth of someone behind you as julien wraps her arm around your waist. "hey babe" she says with a cheery smile and peels his hand off of your thigh. "hi honey" you say back as butterflies explode in her stomach as you wrap your arm around her shoulder. "who's this friend?" she stares at him out of the corner of her eye,still with her signature puppy dog smile and scoots his chair away to a propper distance with her foot. "um, not quite sure" you reply and place your head on juliens shoulder. "oh well we better get going sugar, the girls are waiting for us" she says as she kisses the top of your head(you're sitting short stuff is standing) and gently pushes your hip from behind to nudge you off the barstool.
"you ok y/n?" julien asks with a cautious smile. "yeah I'm good" you say with her arm still around you. "what was that all about though?" she pulls you a little bit tighter to her. "he was a smelly creepy dude." she shrugs. "maybe we should have gone to a gay bar" you joke as she scoots into the booth seat after you that pheobe and Lucy had gotten. "yeah." she says with a faint chuckle as she places her hand comfortably on your knee. except she knows she doesn't want to go anywhere with you that has other people. if it where a gay bar she would just be jealous but surrounded by women. she just wants to be with you, surrounded by you. it doesn't matter who's hitting on you because they aren't her.
a/n: pls request more
also I have no idea if I should post the request with the actual peice
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grandlinedreams · 6 months
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shh no you can’t guess who this is lmao but, if it tickles your fancy, could you maybe write smth sweet abt the rest of the strawhats finding out zoro, luffy and g.n reader are dating? feel free to take your time/push this at the end of your queue (or not do it at all) 💕💕💕 Love ya 🥺
Wksjsj sorry it took me a little longer to get to this one 🥺 i love you too!! 💖💖💖set pre Thriller Bark bc i didn't mention Brook ghglkjadf
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Robin figures it out first. She notices it in the subtle ways ㅡ Luffy's a little calmer around you, Zoro a little less brash. Tempered in the way they both watch you, subtle ways and reasons to be around you that she isn't sure everyone else notices. When she brings it up to Franky, he laughs.
"Oh, those three? Yeah, I thought something might be going on. Cute, isn't it?" Robin watches the cyborg continue to tinker with his latest creation, seating herself quietly nearby.
"It is," she says, waiting for a moment before she leans towards Franky, resting against him. "I think they balance each other out nicely."
Franky laughs and leans into her as well. "Me too."
Sanji suspects it when Luffy doesn't devour the entire tray of treats as he so often does, pausing to eye the last of them before he picks them up and turns towards the galley door. "I'm gonna go share these," he says and takes off before Sanji can ask.
When you stop by later to thank him for them and compliment the flavor, a proverbial lightbulb flicks on over his head. It does it again when you stop Zoro fighting with him with an elbow to the swordsman's ribs and a shake of your head. Instead of grousing about how you should mind your own business, the green haired man simply scoffs and quiets down. Sanji shares a look with Nami, who only grins in response, because she already knows.
Usopp and Chopper are the last to know and the only reason that they do is because Luffy tells them. "You've been hanging out a lot with [Name] and Zoro lately," Usopp says, and Luffy grins.
"Well yeah, I like being around them." Luffy glances up towards the training room, where he can see a head of green hair. "Taking naps with Zoro is great and [Name] shares their food sometimes! Their kisses are really nice too."
"Yeah, wellㅡ" Usopp stops. "Did you say 'kisses'? You mean [Name] kisses you?"
Luffy shrugs. "Well yeah, they do. So does Zoro, and then they kiss each other sometimes." He blinks when Usopp and Chopper both choke in surprise. "What's up with you two? You're being weird."
"We're not the one being weird! Youㅡ"
"What's going on over here?" All three heads snap in your direction and Luffy's face lights up before he gets to his feet and bounds over to you, arms looping around your shoulders as he squeezes you to him. "What are you guys yelling about?"
"Luffy said that you guys have kissed but you also kiss Zoro," Chopper says, and there isn't an issue with the prospect itself ㅡ it's that he and Usopp want confirmation that Luffy hasn't misunderstood something.
Your head tilts. "Yeah, we're dating. Thought you guys knew that already."
The resulting shriek that echoes over the Sunny says that no, they didn't. And when they figure out that they're the last to know about this, it's followed by even more sulking.
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punkeropercyjackson · 2 months
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Children's media can absolutely and does radicalize kids when written correctly,it's just that shitty bigoted adults in fandoms deliberately misenterpret their messages and trick them into believing they're canon and that's how we got here.Bleach had Ichigo be a goth punk dude who's a fantastic older brother and choose his female love interest because she's his best friend and he finds her weirdgirlness to be enchanting which is good rep for us because being punk is about nonconformity and so is the fact that he never joined the military system his species was largely a part of because he didn't give two shits about them but over half the fandom is convinced the mangaka is a 'sellout' and 'pandering' for not making him essentially a paranormal cop for the sake of pairing him up with the fem mc that he has a familial and queerplatonic relathionship with as confirmed by the aformentioned mangaka
Pjo had Percy hate the gods as much as Luke does and act on it too but directly TO them instead of grooming younger halfbloods to work for him as soldiers and in fact he basically adopted every one of them he came across as his siblings and pseudo-kids and this is explicitly framed as why he's a hero and Luke's evil but you see nonstop erasure of his anti-corruption and anti-authority mentality and direct action despite being his core character traits to make him more palpable as an 'average fantasy protagonist' when the point of him is that he's not normal in any way
The Owl House had 3/5 of it's mcs be poc with the two white ones being an autistic and ocd lesbian and the other a disabled boy with zero conventionally physical traits that're never made out to be ugly and the protag is an inmigrant afrolatina girl while the big villain is a puritan colonizer and every single ship on the show is queer including the m/f one and the token white boy has almost all the important characters to his arc being black and the only one who isn't is a fat asian girl who's also disabled but the HUGE amount of positive rep in the show is deliberately taken out of context for bad faith critisism by a bunch of 20/30/even 40 year olds who've never written actual good stories themselves and this includes them adoring and gushing over the colonizer guy while dismissing the poc and women in the cast as irrelevant
Across the Spiderverse had an EXTREMELY black in every way character literally named SpiderPUNK who makes his beliefs clear in every single one of his lines and isn't all talk for a single second but he's reduced down to 'annoying edgy older brother figure' and made to listen to Taylor Swift and go to Hot Topic and called 'obviously a skater boy' and every other poser punk trope in the books
Atla had Aang and Katara be a gnc boy of a lesser known type of asian race and Katara a brownskin native girl that reclaims femininity for herself with their character drives being to save the world with Zuko's arc hammering it in again and again that while he always had good in him,he WAS evil,he DOES have a lot of bad traits and that made him do a lot of bad things and THAT'S why he needed a redemption arc to be a hero but Aang gets called racist for following the buddhist belief that in-universe he was sole remaining follower of that killing humans is bad,Katara gets adultified and stripped of her actual personality to make her just 'hashtag relatable teen gurl' and Zuko gets infantalized and upholded as the least problematic character in the whole show
And my last and not quite like the rest example is Harry Potter,including the spinoffs and fanon.Everything in it is neoliberal bs and the fandom just made it worse-Oh,the house that's a metaphor for fascism and white supremacy legacies?They're just misunderstood little babies and every minority-coded🥺The lower class family who canonically were Jkr's best attempt at good people that still flopped?Awful homophobic bastards😡All the female characters?Perfect slay 'You can't sit with us' girlboss,precious little baby angel who can't tie her shoes without her reverse harem's help or manipulative self-obsessed hyperfemme pick me,those are the only three categories they can ever fall in.Marauder's Era not only existing but being very,VERY popular is nothing but whiteness-What is there for you to be attached to there exactly?With the canon cast i can least see why you'd have nostalgia but M Era is literally nothing.You just CHOOSE to pick a franchise that's violently bigoted towards basically everyone and who's creator actively influences and helps caused that hurt irl oppressed groups instead of making ocs since you're already building them from scratch anyway
It's not the fault of actual good creators and especially not kids in fandom that grown ass bootlickers couldn't accept that their precious 'escapist comfort media' isn't apolitical at all instead of absorving it's messages like they should have since they have no care for other people despite insisting how kind and unproblematic they are
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georgies-ftts · 1 year
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GIVE ME THE WESPER ANGST. THE HURT. THE PAAAIN.
and not the “oh my god they misunderstood each other over something that could’ve been solved by basic human communication🥺👉👈”
NO!
I WANT WYLAN TIMING HIS EXPLOSIONS WRONG AND JESPER GETTING CAUGHT IN THE FALL OUT AND HE CANT FIND HIM THROUGH THE DUST AND DESTRUCTION
WYLAN MOVING AT THE WRONG TIME AND JESPER WATCHES AS HIS AIMED SHOT GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH HIM
JESPER GETTING BEATEN UP AND WYLANS HURT BUT DESPITE HIS PAIN HE STILL GETS UP AND TRIES TO DEFEND JESPER
WYLAN NOT GETTING AWAY FROM HIS OWN BOMB QUICK ENOUGH AND BLOWING HIS EAR DRUMS OUT OR GETTING BURIED IN RUBBLE
JESPER OWING PEOPLE MONEY AND GETTING CHASED THROUGH THE BARREL AND NOT BEING ABLE TO GET THE FIRST DRAW AND HE GETS WOUNDED BADLY
WYLANS DAD STILL SENDING PEOPLE TO TRY AND FINISH HIM OFF EVEN FROM HELLGATE SOMEHOW AND HE GETS CAUGHT ALONE IN A BACK ALLEY UNABLE TO GET BACK TO THE CROWS CAUSE HE’S SO HURT
JESPER RETURNING LATE FROM A JOB WITH KAZ AND WYLANS WORRIED BUT WHEN HE COMES HOME HE’S ONLY A LITTLE HURT BUT WYLAN GOES CRAZY
JESPER LOSING THE ABILITY TO SHOOT DUE TO A TEMPORARY INJURY
JESPER AND WYLAN GET CORNERED AND THINK THEY’VE FINALLY RUN OUT OF TIME BUT THEY’LL DIE PROTECTING EACHOTHER
WYLAN GETTING THROWN INTO A CANAL AND HE HAS A ‘KAZ’ TYPE PTSD FLASHBACK OF THE MEN TRYING TO KILL HIM ON THE BOAT TO THE MUSIC SCHOOL AND WHEN HE TAKES WAY TOO LONG TO RESURFACE JESPER JUMPS IN AFTER HIM (might write this one actually omg i’m a genius)
JUST. ANGST. PLEASE. I NEED YO SEE THEM SUFFER AS LONG AS THEY EITHER BOTH LIVE OR DIE TOGETHER AND LOVE EACHOTHER ALL THE WHILE I DO NOT CARE
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dairy-farmer · 7 months
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I sneak back in~☆ with more of my Ideas~☆ tis me Again~
You know what's GREAT? Along with all that villian tech and magic? Canonical Multiverse. Oh my, oh my~ Such OPTIONS we have todaaaay~ >:Dc
Because? Is it really YOUR son? If he's from a different reality, has a different history, you didn't raise him, and you technically met yesterday? Same name, face, and dna... but? IS THAT YOUR SON, BATMAN?
Or is that an ethically sourced Tim Puss? Or other bits. We ain't judging, Multiverse is large and in some of those you're sentient fish! Go nuts! Just be respectful. Not on the dinner table ffs.
And! In the inevitable Bat Adventures of Various Bat Peoples(tm)? They are GOING to cross realities! Some times you go to their's, some times they come to you. Sometimes it's your hypothetical great×5 Grandbaby with a STILL alive Ra's AL Ghul. Sometimes a Robot. Occasionally they are Evil(tm).
But! Do? You? Fuck?
CAN you? These are the questions! An ethical debate for the ages! Tim says? A Strong Maybe! What is he working with, here? *various outraged noises from his family* WHAT, they aren't HIS family! It's not like he'd sleep with YOU guys. *various conflicted noises*
Like? Clearly not, if they're Evil. Or like... physically incompatible... Or the world needs saving? He DOES have his priorities straight. But like.... Strong Maybe!
But you know what that Tim has? Thousands of other NEARLY identical versions of him. Spanning the Multiverse. All juuuuust slightly off in one way or another. Different choice here. Breakfast was skipped there. Likes tea instead of energy drinks yonder. AND? All have that "someone should probably have been supervising me" Feral spark~
Tim gets Horny. Maybe he and his team pulled a successful mission. Thwarted a Multiversal threat. Wooo! We're young and unsupervised! Beer! Pizza! Making out! WITH EACH OTHER! Thank God we're not dead!!!
But thing is? Tim is a horny drunk. He is... mostly unaware of this. It's apparently just a beer thing. He doesn't like the taste so he's never really drunk them. He's giggly. Wants to fuck. Kon is already asleep. Sad face. Wait.... WAIT! He has a BRILLIANT Idea! He stumbles to his feet. To his room. Ah HA! His "I'm Looooonely~ 🥺" Sexy Photos! Perfect.
He stumbles back. Digs out the Multiverse device. His drunk little mind not stopping to consider this might be a PHENOMENALLY stupid idea. After all... His Kon asleep. Other Kon's not maybe? Sexy sex for Timmy. Mmmm, Sex. His logic, is of course, FLAWLESS. He's gonna do it!
He inputs his photos as an info package, restricts to humanoid realities, clarifies "Evil guys, DNI" because OBVIOUSLY they will honor that, and recognize they are in fact Evil, instead of Misunderstood Heros. Then adds he would like to fuck, Multiverse tech obviously required, then to REALLY seal the deal a saucy " ;) ".
It's PERFECT. He's a GENIUS. Gonna... gonna get SO LAID. He hits send. Goes to get ready for Other Kon. Forgets, gets himself off, and goes to sleep.
DOESN'T REMEMBER TO TELL ANYONE.
It goes EXACTLY as you think it does. They get fucking INVADED by randos. All of whom are thirsting for Batman's son. Many of whom ARE Batman. Some are Kon. Some Superman. There are alternative Tim's. Apparently Go Fuck Yourself is the hot new craze. Tim is super, mega, ULTRA grounded.
But it's also damn near impossible to prevent Batmen from just... stepping into whatever room he's in. From their own reality. Bruce is at his wits end. The fuckers keep fucking and trying to carry off his baby boy. He doesn't CARE if you lost your own! Or never had one! Or yours hates you! Or WHAT! UNHAND THE TIM SON! *extreme violence*
And Dick? Inches from a nervous break down. All these PERVERTS keep coming to MOLEST his brother! Including versions of HIM! Selfs! How COULD YOU!? You don't even plan to ROMANCE him! No dinner or dances or romantic dates! Just fuck him on the floor and stuff a baby in him! *incredible violence* *somewhere... Deathstroke feels weirdly thrilled... huh*
Both Jason and Damian of course are LEARNING some stuff about themselves. Mostly from beating Alt-Selfes off with whatever on hand. Damian especially is having A Time of it. How DARE himselfs make him Realize Drake Is Hot! You magnificent BASTARDS!
Jason is hearing a lot of Husband this and Babyboy that and.... you... you KINKY MOFO with your TENDER EMOTIONS need to cut this shit RIGHT OUT! So help him he will shoot you! RIGHT IN THE DICK.
And of course Kon was all *sees like a bazillion of himself show up when Tim Puss was offered* Yeah this Tracks. I understand completely. *Sees CLARKS showing up* *slow head turn of Death towards his Clark* .....Something you wanna tell me? :) Clark? :)
Lois standing on his other side, who ALSO did the Head Turn: Yeah, honey :) Something you need to get off your chest? :)
Clark, innocent but still cold sweating : Please remember that they are probably Evil. I have a LOT of messed up Alternative Selfs out there. Love you, honey. And I would NEVER.
Just? The unending parade of Multiverse Booty calls? Showing and rocking Timmy's world before he can get a word in edgewise? This poor Tim has already been caught like five times this week and it's only Wednesday? Every chases them off... but poof! New one! Fucked again! Nearly carried off while fucked out and drooling, AGAIN! The best minds on the planet scrambling to fix Timmy's drunk booty call!
He can't patrol, can barely get work down, barely has time to SLEEP. Has woken UP to being fucked by HIMSELF. And a Kon. AND three separate Bruce's. Sometimes multiples show up! Sometimes they SHARE!
Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to argue with men lovingly holding you as they make you orgasm stupid? Hard! Tim keeps LOSING! He can't even walk straight. He's GOO. Fucked out, cum stuffed, GOO.
Dear God his birth control better work or he is DEFINITELY pregnant at this point.
And? In the chaos? Tell me there isn't the chance that his actual fam don't... consider it. With so many versions of themselves popping in and out? Just add then remove an alteration to their costume... no one but them would ever know.
Just? Imagine the chaos~~☆
"ethically sourced Tim Puss" 😭😭😭😭😭 that's the funniest line i've ever read!!! and yessssss!!!!!!!!! this idea!!!!! i love it so much!!!!!!! i've absolutely mused the thought of it before!!! the idea that bruce uses the 'it's not technically incest if it's not MY tim' loophole!!!!!
tim being both a horny and stupid little drunk is so good!!! he definitely has 'lonely night' photos of himself in nothing but tiny little seee through panties and underwear or in nothing but socks and lip gloss. he sends them to kon when he's horny and wants to fuck and now he's using a multiverse outfitted computer to mass send out an email from his dimension with attatched photos like he's a pop ad from a porn site 'like his tits? fuck him today!'
the email will be easily traceable to his dimension to any kon with dimensional tech which is what tim banks on while drunk. but then tim stumbles away and forgets about his photo ladden email and open invitation to fuck. he manages to make it to his room and sloppily stuffs a few fingers into his dripping pussy and clumsily rubs at his clit until his toes are curling and he manges to drunkenly cum. it's not long before he passes out from the combination of alcohol and the bit of satisfaction from masturbating.
in the morning tim's hangover pounds against his head along with the intruder alert alarm which cuts out mere seconds after starting. it's not until he hears his bedroom door sliding open that he looks up to see kon in uniform standing at his doorway and staring at him.
tim's in a simple tshirt and no panties with his legs spread on his messy bed. kon is in full armor though...one of his older suits with the blue accents for some reason.
he's also staring at tim pretty heavily. in the sort of way he's very familiar with because tim can see that heady desire in kon's eyes and knows what's next.
the rest of the titans, kon included, find tim in his room getting wonderfully fucked by his not-kon(?).
thankfully tim gets to cum before they kick that superboy out. they brief tim about how the justice league, batcave, and other hero teams have reported disturbances and anomalies typically seen with dimensional travel and given that the titans just finished kicking some multiverse butt they should probably prepare for another...attack.
only...it seemed like that dimensional traveler had other ideas.
they go to that dimensional laptop they confiscated and very quickly find tim's original email because they are receiving hundreds of interested replies.
it's a hellish week for everyone and tim has absolutely been scolded and reprimanded numerous times. usually after each near kidnapping is avoid because tim keeps getting tracked down and fucked by different versions of horny kons, other tim's, TONS of batmen, nightwing, redhood, and robins.
other bats are typically the ones behind the kidnapping attempts. one nightwing confessed to tim while pumping his cock into tim's poor little hole that his tim hasn't spoken him in years and this was the only chance he'd ever get to forage some connection and feel tim's touch again. red hood is apparently lonely because his 'wife' is away on a space mission and those photos were so teasing and pushed him over the edge. damian apparently wants to know what teenage tim's pussy feels like. but bruce....oh bruce.
poor bruce is so lonely and tortured by the attraction he feels for his son. and then comes tim's pictures. such temptation. such willingness to be fucked by anyone and anything including his father in a different dimension and all of them have problems with their tims.
there are no tims in their dimension, they had a falling out with their tims and don't talk anymore, or their tim has passed away and left them with these horribly compex unresolved feelings and its only through fucking tim that they'll be able to finally move on with their lives.
of course some of those batmen aren't satisfied with the one time deal and attempt to abduct tim who is all woozy and half passed out from orgasms through a portal to their home dimensions.
it's a very difficult week. made more difficult by the fact that tim is clearly a willing engager with many of these different dimensional travelers invading for some pussy.
every single one of the bats is desperate to get this all fixed. the only other person aside from them who wants this all to go away is clark whose marriage and relationship with his sort of clone-son is now on the rocks because more than a few alternate supermen have shown up looking to answer tim's email and fuck his womb full of kryptonian cum. one of them even dug clark's hole even deeper by mentioning how he's curious to see if this tim drake's womb will be just as receptive to kryptonian seed as his own.
and he said it in FRONT of both kon and lois who are now both very angry with clark is so very innocent and he swears that he's never once thought of sweet little tim like that!!! in fact clark was pretty sure tim was the only one of the bats and one of the few capes that genuinely disliked him!!!!!
the fact that tim doesn't blatently reject the superman that whistle and fly past the action, their suits bulging with their erections does nothing to help clark's case.
truly if there is any victim in this entire case-aside from tim's family who are currently in the crisis working the concept of fucking tim out of their system by actually fucking tim- it is clark.
poor sweet clark who, genuinely, has done nothing wrong the entire time.
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factsilike · 6 months
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JC: does one decent thing after a whole book of extremely crappy behaviour
His Stans and the whole MDZS fandom: OMG BEST CHARACTER IN THE NOVEL! SUCH AN AMAZING AND AWE INSPIRING SECT LEADER LIKE HE PIKED UP LITERAL BRICKS TO REBUILD HIS WHOLE ENTIRE SECT FROM THE GROUND! TOTALLY DID NOT REGAIN NEW SECT MEMBERS JUST CAUSE OF WWX'S REPUTATION! SOB SOB SO TRAGIC SOB SO MISUNDERSTOOD OUR POOR BABY OUR POOR MISUNDERSTOOD ANGRY GRAPE 🥺 HE JUST NEEDS A HUG 🥺 BEST JIUJIU AND BROTHER EVER🥹 OH YUNMENG BROS 😫SNIFF 😩 SNIFF WHAT A SAD SOAP OPERA STORY🥺 THEY JUST NEEDED TO ✨ COMMUNICATE ✨
Meanwhile WWX: undergoes tragedy after tragedy and loses home after home; loses his parents at 5, roams the streets as a child for four years, suffers verbal and physical abuse from Madam Yu his entire time in the Jiang sect, has to fight for his life in the Xuanwu cave while injured and weak, gets a beating again by Madam Yu for no real reason other her pettiness, witnesses his sect siblings get murdered, has to look after and and rescue an emotionally numb JC while again injured from the lashings he received from his mother, undergoes a surgery without anaesthesia for two days to give JC his literal golden core, and immediately after gets thrown into literal hell on earth without a core and still recovering from said surgery, survives said hell on earth to immediately fight as a one man army in a war, takes incentive to rescue a group of war prisoners and innocents (two of which JC owed a huge debt to, which he spat upon), again takes incentive to withdraw from his sect so they wouldn't have to suffer any consequences and only he would, and eventually sees his Shijie (literally the only person to his knowledge who ever unconditionally loved him and treated him as family) die in front of his eyes, and finally gives his own life to protect the innocent Wen remnants.
His Stans and the whole MDZS fandom: WOW WHAT AN ARROGANT AND SELF-DELUSIONAL 🫠IDIOT🙄 JC WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN HIM LIKE ALL WWX DID WAS MESS THINGS UP. OBVIOUSLY HE SHOULD'VE TOLD JC HIS PLAN SO THAT JC COULD DO IT ✨ BETTER ✨ ALSO WWX WAS TOTALLY MORALLY GREY AND WAS EXACTLY THE SAME AS JGY AND XY AND I KNOW THIS CAUSE I HAVE THE ABSOLUTE BEST READING COMPREHENSION AND CLEARLY I UNDERSTAND THE STORY BETTER THAN ANYONE
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riahlynn101 · 7 months
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Schmelly?? 🥺
Of course, here you go:
((side note: thank you all so much for the support on these stories. It means a lot, and I apologize if the ending seems rushed.))
AO3 Link for those that prefer to read it that way: The Things People Do for the Ones They Love.... - Riahlynn101 - Five Nights at Freddy's [Archive of Our Own]
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It’s a little after nine when Mike finally gets to the pizzeria. The new babysitter-someone Vanessa recommended to him-got lost on their way to his house. Which is understandable given that they’ve never been there before, but it still slightly annoyed him. Mostly because he’s aware that Vanessa (usually) gets to the pizzeria first.
And Mike chose tonight to go through with his surprise, explicitly because Vanessa had told him she was working late. 
Thankfully, when he pulls into the parking lot, no one’s there. He silently cheers, pulling a basket from the backseat of his car. It’s been a long time since he’s seen this, and even longer since he’s had reason to use it. 
Mike hurries to the office. He needs to do this fast. Even if Vanessa doesn’t show up until twelve or one (and she will show up, there’s something here that she hasn’t told him about, something that keeps her from running far, far away from this awful place. And he has a feeling it isn’t him), he still has to start his nightly patrols around twelve. 
He hopes the animatronics will behave themselves tonight. They’ve been decent enough the last few days, so maybe….
Mike finishes setting up just as the buzzer to the front door sounds. 
-x-x-x-
Vanessa looks exhausted, but her face lights up when he answers the door. “Hi,” she says, following him inside. “Sorry, I’m late. One of my coworkers called in sick, so they had to call around and find cover.” 
Mike nods. “Don’t apologize. I’m just happy you could make it. I was worried you wouldn’t be able to.”
“And miss all the fun?” 
He snorts. “So much fun.”
Mike pauses at the office door. “Okay, so, remember when you told me you used to like going on picnics with your family?”
“Uh….yeah…?” Vanessa looks at him, confused. “What does that have to do with-”
He opens the door, ushering her inside. Vanessa freezes in the doorway, taking everything in. 
The table has been pushed to the farside of the room, leaving space for the large picnic blanket in the middle of the floor. Tea lights have been strategically placed around the blanket, and a bouquet of colorful flowers he bought earlier that day from the store and rearranged himself sits in a vase in the center. A picnic basket sits off to the side, weighted down with a couple of books to keep the rats that scurry in and out of the vents from eating the food. 
“....Mike….” she murmurs, an unreadable expression on her face. 
Fear overtakes him. Maybe he had misunderstood? Had he overstepped? Mike knows family is a tough subject for her. “Oh, sorry, I didn’t think-”
“This is beautiful,” she interrupts, eyes misting up. “How did you even think of this?”
He shrugs, suddenly self-conscious. “I…I don’t know. I just combined everything you told me, everything I knew from picnics with my own family, and a few things from this romance magazine that I read once.”
Vanessa raises her eyebrows. “Romance, huh?”
Mike feels his face go red, burning. “No- that’s not…” he sputters. 
“Well, either way, I love it. Thank you.”
“Don’t mention it.”
-x-x-x-
“So,” Vanessa says, taking a drink, “where did you get the tea lights from?”
“Abby likes to have tea parties sometimes. I…help her set them up.”
“Does she have them often?”
“Why? Want an invite?”
She snorts, nearly knocking her cup over. “Maybe? Sounds kind of fun. Is there a dress code?”
Mike shrugs. “Anything works, but,” he puts on his best fake-serious voice, “I have first dibs on the purple feather boa.” 
Both of them keel over with laughter, holding their stomachs. Through her giggles Vanessa asks, “so…does that mean I’m invited?”
“I think Abby would like having more people at her tea parties.” 
“Noted.” 
“You have a nice laugh,” Mike says. 
“Yeah?” Vanessa asks, leaning closer to him. “Well, you have a nice face.”
Mike smiles, leaning in. “Yeah?”
“Yeah,” she says again, voice hushed.
Mikes comes closer, face mere inches from hers.
Just then, the alarm on his watch goes off. He pulls away, shutting it off. 
“Sorry,” he says. “It’s twelve. I have to start my patrols.”
“Of course. Uh, thank you for the food.” Vanessa gets to her feet. 
“Are you leaving?”
“Yeah…I have a lot of paperwork to sort through.”
Mike does his best to hide his disappointment. “Well, see you tomorrow.”
“See you tomorrow.”
-x-x-x-
Vanessa hits her head on the steering wheel, groaning. “Stupid, stupid, stupid.” She makes a face. “You have a nice face? Really Vanessa? Really?” It’s true, but she didn’t need to say it. Now, Mike probably thinks she’s lame. 
But he set up a picnic for her. 
Her heart races at the notion that Mike might truly care about her. And it was very thought out. No one’s done something like that for her before. 
There’s a knock on her window, Vanessa jumps. Turning her head, she sees that it’s just Mike. She rolls down her window.
“Need something?”
“Yes, uh, I just remembered that Abby wanted to have a tea party tomorrow. So, I figured, if you wanted to join us….”
“I’d love to,” Vanessa says with no hesitation. “I have the day off tomorrow anyway.”
“Cool, Mike says. 
“Cool.”
“Well, then I’ll see you tomorrow around…does three work for you?”
“Yep.”
“Three then. Do you need me to give you my address?”
“Nope- I mean, yes,” Vanessa corrects herself. “I need your address.”
He rattles it off to Vanessa who quickly scribbles it down. “See you tomorrow, Mike.”
Mike heads back inside. 
Inwardly, Vanessa cheers.
-x-x-x-
She arrives a little before three. Abby runs to greet her. “Vanessa! I missed you.”
Vanessa’s heart melts at that. “I’ve missed you too,” she says, and that isn’t a lie. She really has missed Abby. 
She’s led into the living room, where a large blanket has been set up. Stuffed animals sit around the outside. Each one has a plate and a tea cup with a saucer. They also all wear accessories. Boas and sunglasses and even tiaras. 
“You can sit next to Theodore,” Abby tells her, pointing at an empty spot. “I’ll get you a tiara before the party starts. Wait here.”
She comes back with two tiaras in her hands. “Do you like purple or blue better?”
“Hm…purple.”
“Good choice.” Abby stands behind her, and places the crown atop Vanessa’s head. She claps her hands. “It looks pretty on you.”
Mike rounds the corner, a plate of sandwiches in one hand and a teapot in the other. He looks awestruck at her, before turning his attention to Abby. “Lady Vanessa, Queen Abigail, the preparations for the party are finished. If you’ll find your seats,” he tells them in an exaggerated posh voice. 
-x-x-x-
“Here you are Lady Vanessa,” Abby says, pouring lemonade into a tea cup. Peanut butter sandwiches cut up into little triangles sit in the center of the blanket. 
“Why thank you, your Royal Highness, Abigail.” 
Abby giggles. She looks at her brother who’s seated on the opposite side of the blanket. “Lord Michael, do you want any tea?” 
“No, my queen, though I thank you kindly for asking,” Mike says in his fake posh accent, pinky pointed out. He’s wearing a purple feather boa.
Vanessa watches Mike interact with his sister with something akin to fondness. Her heart flutters in her chest. Which probably means nothing, right?
….Right?
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thesmpisonfire · 22 days
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Oh, im so sorry! i didnt know you're unable to open links.
this is what ana's posts (the one that was linked) says (its about the xenophobia btw)
"also i will fall on my sword and try to clarify things that can be lost in translation and can just be simple misspeaking:
no one is upset that quackity made statements in spanish. we're upset that he made no private statement, and his public ones were at inaccessible times for the workers affected, in a language the majority do not understand, and that he has no subtitles / the translation website wasn't fucking working.
speaking in spanish = obviously okay
speaking in spanish without subtitles when saying nothing to his workforce / said workforce having to tune in to twitch.tv in the middle of the night to find out their employment status = not okay"
"Inaccessible time for the workers affected" so only the french ones? Bc the first statement was in english and it was almost as quick as Quackity could make and it was late to EVERYONE. Then the others that he got better understanding about whats going on he spoke in spanish bc he didn't want to be misunderstood and wanted all info to come from him. It was a shot in his feet?? Yes it was. But he doesn't owe anyone to speak in english, that's the truth
Also, coming here and saying "It wasn't xenophobia, Lea and Lumi didn't mean to 🥺🥺" to a latino that read over and over thinking ey were going insane and reading too much between the lines until others agreeded that it was fucking xenophobic and then speaking about it just to be shut off bc "im lost in translation" is really bold
Toma no cu gringo do caralho
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bonebabbles · 2 months
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Ngl, I'm convinced DOTC just has all their authors hold massively conflicting views on how Clear Sky should be written. Honest to god, that is the only logical way to justify why the main series falls over itself trying to convince it's readers that Clear Sky is just a sad, misunderstood boy with a good heart 🥺
And then make him JUST as bad, if not worse, as he was pre-"redemption arc" in Moth Flight's Vision and Riverstar's Home.
Seriously, how the FUCK do you try this hard to redeem your boy (to the point of having a bunch of continunity errors stemming from wanting downplay his atrociosities), only to write him almost exactly as tyrannical as he was in the first half of DOTC in later books. Just????? It's so baffling.
LIKE...
There's NO other explanation for this. There has to be at least two writers, or editors, or SOMETHING who can't agree on what Clear Sky's about. He rapidly swings between "sad, misunderstood" and "tyrannical bastard." How can this come from the mind of one person?
How can we have BOTH the Ultimate Guide, which summons Firestar to whine to Graystripe about how the fandom doesn't like their OC, AND Riverstar's Home, which shows him being a power-hungry, xenophobic, land-stealing bastard well into his "redemption?" From the same year???
redeeming him was a mistake. please. please just let your stupid thing be a villain im begging. you can't stop using him as the antagonist so just let him be one OH my GOD
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mayaheronthorn · 6 months
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rank the Shadowhunter couples from best to idc about them and why?
Amazing!!! And I will probably get hate 🤣🤣🤣
1. KitTy - what a surprise huh?! But you could tell 🤣 and I actually explained it in my last post!
2. Herongraystairs - YES, I AM NOT DIVIDING IT AS WESSA AND JESSA BECAUSE THEY BELONG TOGETHER, change my mind (YOU CAN'T) This was the first time in my entire life when I read a book and couldn't decide which love interest I prefer, so I just didn't 😍 I can't believe how cc wrote them so perfectly, truly peak
3. Thomastair - I had a hard time deciding if they are nr 3 or 4 but I feel like I prefer them slightly more than nr 4 BECAUSE Alastair is so incredibly brave. After all that happened with his father, he still did everything to protect Cordelia and Sona. His character development is one of the best in the whole tsc. And Thomas my sweet summer child 😭 his kindness is out of this world. TO THIS DAY I remember those fucking Paris dates 😭😭😭😭
4. Malec - Cc can really write her mlm couples. Their devotion to each other 🥺 I will forever remember that Alec was the first shadowhunter Magnus ever dated because well he was a Downworlder but Alec saw so much more in him 😭 ok I'm gonna keep this short cause it will take me forever to answer 🤣
5. Gracetopher - YES I KNOW IT DIDN'T HAPPEN BUT IT HAPPENED IN MY HEART. In my mind my little asexual genius couple live happily ok? Grace is such a misunderstood character, she's a child of abuse, she was made to do so many bad things, manipulated as hell but she still wanted to change and be good. And Christopher 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MY POOKIE I CAN'T SPEAK ABOUT HIM CAUSE I'M GONNA CRY
6. Jordelia - Cordelia was, is and always will be THE bad bitch. The ending of chain of gold when she told EVERYONE that she and James were fucking? ICOOONIC. But she's the bravest baby ever. James is this cute and gentle young man but in reality he will kill you 😍 they complete each other PERFECTLY, the tension between them in chain of iron changed me as a person, I will never be the same. ALTHOUGH they would be so much higher if not for chain of thorns... Like... This book just destroyed so many things I can't ☠️
7. Blackstairs - The tension between them when Emma was "dating" Mark, oh good god glorious. You know, Julian actually reminds me so much of James but he's SO MUCH MORE DISASTROUS, he's a fucking menace and I love that. His sexy brain did things to me 😎 Emma, my second bad bitch (I guess Cortana wielders are all that way) killing a Rider of Mannan??? I'm a goner for girl fighters. MY NEXT JACE HERONDALE. Julian will forever need Emma and Emma will forever need Julian 💕
8. Markkierantina - My poly cuties 🥺 it was the same as with herongraystairs, I couldn't decide if I want Mark with Cristina, Mark with Kieran or Kieran with Cristina, but cc corrected her mistake with herongraystairs and made them all smash. Amazing. Cristina was a key to make Mark and Kieran's relationship work, that's all I'm gonna say
9. Clace - That will probably surprise some of you but I kinda lost this clace magic along the way of reading tsc. I absolutely love them as characters and Jace is one of the funniest bitches. Idk, I don't feel it as much as I used to. But well I was 13 when I read tmi and now I'm 23 so 🤣 I still remember that 4-6 tmi books broke me emotionally so I have this great sentiment for Clace but we have many more couples that I love more 🥺
10. AriAnna - I fell in love with them when I read gotsm and I rooted for them SO HARD in cog and coi, I couldn't get enough of that tension. And then cot happened.... It felt like cc just decided to drop them, gave them an easy ending just to get rid of them... So I was greatly disappointed. And I know that if not for cot they would be higher
11. LucieJessie - Honesty (and I say this with great sadness) I was bored reading their story in cog and coi, they were just so bland to me, I don't know 😭 BUT cot made everything change. When Jessie came back to life he was SO FUN TO READ I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT!! I loved them and I'm sad that it wasn't like that from the beginning
12. Sizzy - I know, I know. But I never felt them 💀 I mean, yes I love them together and I love their characters but I don't see the magic 😭😭😭 I WANT TO
13. GwynDiana - Oh they were SO IMPORTANT TO ME 😭 I adored every minute but they didn't have much chapters so 😫
14. GideonSophie - Honestly I read tid years ago and I don't remember shit, I know that I liked them and Gideon was a babe to her 💕
15. CecilyGabriel - Same as 14, I don't remember shit, but I know I liked them less than Gideon and Sophie 💀
I hope I didn't forget about anyone!!
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zoeykallus · 2 years
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I looooove your HCs so much!! Could I make a request for the batch + howzer and Rex reacting to walking in on the female reader using a toy on herself? 🥺👉🏽👈🏽
Hot hot hot!
The Bad Batch + Rex + Howzer x Fem!Reader Spicy HC's - Caught In The Act
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Warnings: Sexual Themes /Smut / Suggestive / 18+ / Toy Use / Masturbation / Mutual Pining /Oral Sex
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Summary: There are feelings between you and your beloved clone that neither of you has acted on yet. There is sexual tension, but neither of you has addressed it yet. In the evening, after a long day and a refreshing shower, you feel that you need some relief. While you are relaxing, your beloved clone walks in on you.
PS: I made the Marauder a bigger ship with cabins/rooms for everyone. This is simply more practical. And for some reason Rex and Howzer are on the Marauder too. Reasons.
This one took me so freaking long x.x
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Hunter
You are fresh out of the shower and the thought of him, taking a shower at the same time in his cabin is getting you heated. You grab one of your favorite toys out of your little secret hiding place, lean back and start massaging your clit softly with the vibrating little helper. You are wet in no time, your clit swollen and your pussy clenching aorund nothing.
As you push the thick knob part into your entrance und the bend part on your clit, letting it vibrate and massage your most sensitive spots. Your mind is swimming in arousal and without thinking you moan his name, not just once but again and again imagining, his hands, fingers, tongue and cock.
He can smell your arousal in the main hall. Hunter can't help it, he knows it's you and he knows what you are doing. He get's hard under his armor.
Hunter standing in front of your cabin door, can hear your little moans. He's biting down on his lower lip, his pulse racing. He's making a bold decision.
The door opens and you gasp, for a moment frozen in your position, your legs wide open with your toy between them.
"Maker", Hunter mutters coming in. He's clearing his throat before he says, "Heard you say my name"
Your ears and face get hot, you feel like you should hide what you are doing but you don't.
And he is looking right where your toy is, he can see the wetness and the smell of your heat is overwhelming. Hunter wants to finger you, eat you out, fuck you silly, all at once.
"Wanna help me with this?", you ask almost meekly.
His eyes get dark, almost black, his pupils wide.
"Hell yes!"
This is going to be a long and hot night. Hunter will act out all his fantasies he ever had about you. Get ready to reach one climax after another.
Echo
You are fresh out of the shower and the thought of him, taking a shower at the same time in his cabin is getting you heated. You grab one of your favorite toys out of your little secret hiding place, lean back and start massaging your clit softly with the vibrating little helper. You are wet in no time, your clit swollen and your pussy clenching aorund nothing.
As you push the thick knob part into your entrance and the bend part on your clit, letting it vibrate and massage your most sensitive spots. Your mind is swimming in arousal and without thinking you moan his name, not just once but again and again imagining, his hands, fingers, tongue and cock.
Poor sweet Echo. He heard your moans and totally misunderstood. Thinking you might be sick or in any kind of trouble, he barges in, ready to safe or help you.
He's blushing like hell when he stands there, staring at you, realizing the situation.
"Oh Maker!", he's muttering "I'm so sorry... I thought you need help"
Before you can really think about a suggestive reply to this, he hurries out of your room as if stung by a hornet.
Later that same night the tables have turned. You want to talk to him, about what happend. You don't want for him to feel bad about it and you don't want him to think you're angry or something like that.
As you knock on his door and walk in the same time. He's sitting on his bed, legs wide, his hard cock in his fist, next to him a bunch of pictures, of you. A collage of swimsuit pictures from last summer.
He hastily covers his privat parts with a nearby pillow.
You are amazed with his thick cock being hard, there is still enough blood left for his face to blush.
"It's not what it looks like", he says meekly.
"It looks like you are masturbating while looking at swimsuit pictures of me", you say softly with a little smirk.
He awkwardly clears his throat, "Okay, maybe it's exactly what it looks like"
"Walking in on me earlier got you heated up I guess"
"I'm really sorry... but the fact that you moaned my name when you... I couldn't help it. I swear I never done this before. Not like this anyway. I mean... oh boy..."
"Want me to help with this?", you ask and interrupt his stammering, pointing on the pillow he's holding over his hard cock.
"You mean... ? Really?"
Your smile get's a little wider.
"I'd love to"
Echo nods saying breathlessly, "Yes please..."
Wrecker
You are fresh out of the shower and the thought of him, taking a shower at the same time in his cabin is getting you heated. You grab one of your favorite toys out of your little secret hiding place, lean back and start massaging your clit softly with the vibrating little helper. You are wet in no time, your clit swollen and your pussy clenching aorund nothing.
As you push the thick knob part into your entrance and the bend part on your clit, letting it vibrate and massage your most sensitive spots. Your mind is swimming in arousal and without thinking you moan his name, not just once but again and again imagining, his hands, fingers, tongue and cock.
He heard you. Not sure what to make of it, he walks into your room, just to be safe.
"Mesh'la what are you...? Ooooh"
The gentle giant is standing there, looking at you. He can't help but stare.
After a while you ask, "Are you just going to stand there all night?"
"If you don't mind. I could watch this a little longer", he says with a smirk.
"What if I want you to help out a little?"
His smirk becomes a grin.
"Oh, Mesh'la, that's even better!"
He won't hesitate and come right to your side, stealing you a kiss, his big strong hands roaming over your body.
"I've always wanted to do that, ever since you first set foot on the Marauder," he murmurs between kisses and touches.
He is so strong but gentle, grabing you but never hurting you. It's so easy for him to pick you up and get you into a position he want's to have you in.
"Can I have a taste?" he asks, taking your toy away from you.
Heat is creeping up your face as you nod. With a smile he grabs your hips and pulls your lap up to his face, getting to work on your pussy with his tongue and lips.
You will not just moan but scream his name in arousal quite a few more times this night.
Tech
You are fresh out of the shower and the thought of him, taking a shower at the same time in his cabin is getting you heated. You grab one of your favorite toys out of your little secret hiding place, lean back and start massaging your clit softly with the vibrating little helper. You are wet in no time, your clit swollen and your pussy clenching aorund nothing.
As you push the thick knob part into your entrance and the bend part on your clit, letting it vibrate and massage your most sensitive spots. Your mind is swimming in arousal and without thinking you moan his name, not just once but again and again imagining, his hands, fingers, tongue and cock.
Totally absorbed in his Holopad, he doesn't really notice the sounds coming from your room. When he got out of the shower, he immediately picked up his Holopad again. The rest of the boys is out at the bar. Tech and you stayed behind. He thinks about asking you to watch a holo movie with him. He's got a crush on you, big time. He thinks this might be a great opportunity to get some time alone with you, maybe getting a little bit closer. Maybe he'd pick a horror movie, hoping you'd cuddle up to him, scared of the movie.
He's not thinking anything bad, casually knocking and walking right in before you could say anything. His gaze for the moment still on his holopad.
"Hey Y/N, would you like to....wooah"
Tech drops his holopad, it slips from his fingers and falls clattering to the floor. He can't help it, he's staring for a moment, looking at that toy between your wonderful thighs. Seeing the wetness between them makes his throat get dry and seems to be tighter, right after his pants get tighter too.
Finally, he manages to snap out of it. Hastily Tech picks up his holopad and looks to the side, blushing.
"Um, I was going to ask you if you wanna see a holo movie but I'm guessing now is not the time?"
He just remembers his goggles are still recording, he could look at what he just saw later to relief himself. Right after the thought crosses his mind he feels ashamed, but he knows he's going to do it anyway.
"Well we could, when I'm done here"
"That'd be nice", he says with a little to high pitch.
After awkwardly clearing his throat he tries to ask casually, "Would you mind if I um... If I watch you a bit? You know, out of curiosity. For scientific reasons."
You bite your lower lip before you answer, "I don'tmind"
His eyes behind his goggles get bigger, almost coming out of his head. he slowly walks deeper into the room, taking your desk chair to the foot end of your bunk to sit down there and have a good look at what you are doing.
You can see him lick his lips and study very attentively every little move you make. You know he would love to touch you, explore you, it's written on his forehad. But he's not saying anyhting, just watching.
"Why don't you take off your cod piece?", you ask him suggestively.
Tech is blushing again.
He stammers, "But... but I'm... my um"
"You're hard?"
"My... um genitalia is erect, yes"
You smile.
"Good. Let me see. It's just fair. Don't you think?"
Tech gulps, his heart is in his throat, he's horny like hell but nervous too.
"I guess it is"
Crosshair
You are fresh out of the shower and the thought of him, taking a shower at the same time in his cabin is getting you heated. You grab one of your favorite toys out of your little secret hiding place, lean back and start massaging your clit softly with the vibrating little helper. You are wet in no time, your clit swollen and your pussy clenching aorund nothing.
As you push the thick knob part into your entrance and the bend part on your clit, letting it vibrate and massage your most sensitive spots. Your mind is swimming in arousal and without thinking you moan his name, not just once but again and again imagining, his hands, fingers, tongue and cock.
He's pretty sure he heard that right. You moaned his name. Crosshair stands in front of your room's door for a minute or two, thinking about going in or letting you do your thing. The sounds you make are so tempting, the image in his mind so hot.
He's been thinking of you this way for quite some time now.
In the end he can't resist, hearing another moan out of your mouth, saying his name so sweetly.
He expects you to shyly touch yourself under the covers and is pretty surprised to see you with your legs wide open using a toy. The very first moment he is so baffled he's not saying a word, just staring.
Your eyes meet, than his travel back to between your legs where the toy is vibrating and your wetness clearly for him to see. Crosshair is getting hard under his cod piece. A little smirk shows on his lips.
"Want to feel something real down there? After all you are already imagining me between you legs. Or why else would you moan my name?"
Heat rises in your cheeks and ears. He's got a point.
"What if I say yes?"
His smirk gets wider.
"Then I'm going to show you a real good time, Mesh'la"
You are going to moan and scream his name that night a lot.
Rex
You are fresh out of the shower and the thought of him, taking a shower at the same time in his cabin is getting you heated. You grab one of your favorite toys out of your little secret hiding place, lean back and start massaging your clit softly with the vibrating little helper. You are wet in no time, your clit swollen and your pussy clenching aorund nothing.
As you push the thick knob part into your entrance and the bend part on your clit, letting it vibrate and massage your most sensitive spots. Your mind is swimming in arousal and without thinking you moan his name, not just once but again and again imagining, his hands, fingers, tongue and cock.
He's not quite sure what he heard as he walks past your room. It was a moan, clearly, it was your room and your voice. But are you in trouble or did that really sound more like lust? Tentatively he knocks on your door.
"Cyar'ika? Are you all right? Can I come in?"
For a small moment he hears nothing and his hand was already wandering to the opening mechanism of the door. Then he hears your voice.
"I'm fine"
"Are you sure? I'd honestly rather just check on you for a minute if that's okay?"
He hears you chuckle.
"Just as you wish. But enter at your own risk"
Rex has no idea what you mean by that, but he's about to find out. He opens the door and freezes in mid-motion. His eyes grow wide.
"Oh… sorry I uh…"
He stammers but for a long moment he just can't look away. So sexy the way your legs are spread, the way your delicate flower between your thighs shimmers wetly under the overhead light of your room. Rex just wants to lick you out.
He pulls himself together as best he can.
"I see you're doing fine"
"I told you so"
Rex nods, blinks, and tears himself away from the sight to look you in the face. He feels how hot his cheeks are, he knows he's probably blushing and is a little annoyed about it. But the adorable smile on your lips makes him forget everything.
He stands there for a while, not knowing what to do.
"You have several options", you tell him insinuatingly "You stay, sit down and watch me. Another option would be you touch yourself while you watch me. Or else, you touch me"
You can see him swallow.
"Mesh'la, which would you like best?"
"Touch me," you ask him softly.
Howzer
You are fresh out of the shower and the thought of him, taking a shower at the same time in his cabin is getting you heated. You grab one of your favorite toys out of your little secret hiding place, lean back and start massaging your clit softly with the vibrating little helper. You are wet in no time, your clit swollen and your pussy clenching aorund nothing.
As you push the thick knob part into your entrance and the bend part on your clit, letting it vibrate and massage your most sensitive spots. Your mind is swimming in arousal and without thinking you moan his name, not just once but again and again imagining, his hands, fingers, tongue and cock.
He rushes into the room, ready to fight and tend to wounds, only to find that your moan is of a completely different nature than he thought. Completely different in nature.
"Oh dear…"
What he sees surprises him, to say the least.
"Howzer?!"
He just notices he's staring. A little embarrassed, he hastily turns around.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to barge in like that. I heard you moaning my name and thought…." he interrupts himself, thinks for a moment and finally mumbles, "Wait a minute, you were moaning my name"
He slowly turns to face you.
"Mesh'la" he says with a small smile "Are you thinking about me when you touch yourself?"
You feel yourself getting all warm, you can hardly resist his smile and that expressive look in his eyes. You melt under his gaze. He comes closer to the bed and asks, "Do you dream about it?"
As you shyly nod, his smile turns into a small smirk.
"My gorgeous lady, I would be happy to make your dreams come true, if you allow me to".
One of his fingers gently caresses your heated cheek. He is so close, his gaze so intense but in an intimate, loving way , his touch so gentle. For a moment, words and voice fail you.
He breathes a kiss on your temple and whispers so close to your ear that you can feel his breath, "Tell me, tell me to make your dreams come true".
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vanillashusband · 1 month
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Please forgive me! That's not what I said in my message. Can I call your character a baker then? Since he is the creator of the kingdom of cookies and their god. sorry, but I will ask again what is the reaction of Pure Vanilla Cookies to the fact that a fictional character (baker) is ticklish and has the most charming laugh? Let's say Pure Vanilla Cookie hugged accidentally found his ticklish spot? can you draw these moments as a fictional character (baker) tries to hide from him, he thinks he has found a good place and exhales from running, and then Pure Vanilla Cookie catches him and said "gotcha!" and began to tickle the fictional character (baker). I would really like you to draw this! 👉👈😊
Oh I get what you're saying now! Sorry, I misunderstood what you were asking hjgfhjg 😭 awww this is such a cute idea tho!
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hhjfghgh 👉👈 also I added some comfort for my body image issues that I've been battling especially hard recently (and losing orz) thank for the sweet request! 🥺 it honestly made me feel a little better aahh q w q I love my husband vanilla so much <333
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