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ilovemesomevincentprice · 6 months

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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)

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teafromthemicrowave · 1 month

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Jon I love you

#i drew him so sexy here omg #martin would love it #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #tma fanart #jonathan sims

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asharaks · 2 months

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it is, i think, symptomatic of the way larian has built this brand: bg3 was always marketed as being mature (read: sexual), and that was one of the big draws for players - myself included! especially as media pulls more towards extremes, with mainstream video games starting to get increasingly graphically sexual, graphically violent, and the vogue for 'grey morality' becomes the norm, those boundaries get pushed, and it becomes more and more of a selling point.

larian obviously focused on this, along with the How Do You Do, Fellow Kids brand, the increased accessibility of game devs on twitter, and adopted it heavily into their marketing strategy, and are now pretty reliant on the horny gamer crowd for a lot of their audience, and more importantly, they're doing this on purpose.

which is how you end up in situations like this.

characters (white men) the players want to fuck get centred: they get updates, they get more content, they get favoured. halsin's gone from a side character in EA to a half-fledged romance option, to a full romance option: he shows up in the promotional material, is larian's poster boy for the sex scenes, he gets more content with every update.

now gortash gets more heavily implied situationship lines with the dark urge, because players are horny for him. nevermind that some people aren't playing that way, or that he was originally set up to be a lower-level antagonist; nevermind that if the durge's storyline needed expansion, it should've been with orin and sarevok and bhaal, or that it muddies the writing for the rest of gortash's arc + characterisation: people want to fuck him, so it gets put in the game. it's not even to do with karlach, whose quest so desperately needs expansion! it's specifically catering to the people who want their character to have a Relationship with the slaver, because they're either not interested in or not able to focus on strengthening the weak spots in the narrative: they're just doing things that will net the 'my favourite dating sim' people lmfao.

meanwhile, literal main character wyll gets his quest demoted to a subquest, doesn't get bugfixes, doesn't get a single unique romance greeting after 6 patches and months of requests. he's not a Horny character, so he doesn't get the focus: he's not a player favourite, so he gets nothing. it's just... so unbelievably, indisputably racist, and it's incredibly grim and disappointing to watch it happen in real-time.

#also #and I can't believe I'm saying this #it feels like character assassination against enver 'can't be in a room with you without 5 robocops for protection' gortash. like come on.#stop trying to make him sexy he'll never be sexy #he's a slaver.#i feel like larian have backed themselves into a corner where they have to pander to this side of the fanbase #because they've encouraged it so strongly that now it feels like a majority share of their audience are here for the sex #bg3 #larian critical #bg3 fandom critical #to be clear. Yes i am being a hater #baldur's gate 3

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beebeedibapbeediboop · 4 months

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And another one

#artists on tumblr #illustration #fanart #character design #pyramid head #silent hill #pink aesthetic #pinkcore #pink pyramid head #pyramid head fanart #tw sexy #i had to draw him again #the speedpaint is coming!!

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theeroticlover · 3 months

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Sweet !!!

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golgelerinharamileri · 3 months

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sevinite · 1 month

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i cast spell of beautiful woman on kabru dungeon meshi

#illustration #digital art #artistis on tumblr #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #and before aaaanyone says it Yes i like short hair kabru Yes i think woman kabru would be just as sexy with short hair #but ryoko kui drew him with long wavy hair and i could not resist doing the same!#anyways. i loooooove you kabru #my art

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suntails · 10 days

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toot toot!

#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me #he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious #lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy #i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN #it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close #suntails #i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card #and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier #then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week #so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad

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sh1nsoukoku · 2 months

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dazai showing anger/annoyance/anguish is my religion

#god he’s such a brat I love him #I need to make a manga panel version of this cause it would be sexy #bungou stray dogs #dazai #dazai osamu #bsd anime #soukoku

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biblicalhrt · 2 years

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he's a fucked up, horrible, living nightmare. i desire him carnally

#mlm #nblm #mlm yearning #nblm yearning #mlm thoughts #nblm thoughts #this is about the corinthian #he's so sexy i need him

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 8 months

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Vincent Price and Carol Ohmart - The House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle

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bananaconda33-blog · 4 months

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Finished one more piece before artist block consumes my soul :)

Outfit is based on (twitter) BreiGraces' April calendar art, and pose is from (tiktok) mellon_soup!

Art style is inspired by @abd-illustrates .

#logan sanders #roman sanders #sanders sides #thomas sanders #virgil sanders #ts sanders sides #art #illustration #logic sanders #ts janus #janus sanders #ts deciet #deciet sanders #Janus is so god damn sexy and I now declare him my platonic husband #snake #snek #my snek #daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry.

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frodo-a-gogo · 2 months

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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE #my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it.#if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy #despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital #if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners #but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure #on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser #and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise #opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union #though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals #to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel #still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it #but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful #thats cus hes not conventionally attractive #cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk

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antiqua-lugar · 7 months

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tav being canonically so attractive that people just throw themselves at them is super funny as a galemancer because like so many people in-game (and the game itself at times) call gale either annoying or pathetic straight up to his face but tav is turning down all of faerun for him. everyone desires them carnally and they are busy getting ready to be introduced to gale's cat over dinner.

#nevermind all the cheap shots about gale being vanilla and boring at sex but when you romance him he's like let's have astral sex #faerun most misunderstood relationship #like i still think mizora only wants to have sex with tav to get to wyll but imagine being mizora #but imagine her thinking she got this in the bag because she's a powerful sexy demon and she really doesn't #sorry but the game taking so many cheap shots at gale makes me obsessed with this #and like on paper his ex is still mystra so like #antiqua plays bg3 #gale #gale of waterdeep #bg3

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mehh141 · 1 year

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Professor Price | 1/10

Just my vision on how prof!Price from @guyfieriii’s series would have looked like

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poltoreveur · 4 months

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I could fix him but I kinda like him a little murderous and psychotic tho

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