Redwards' Revenge!
I want to try drawing other people's designs for characters sometimes, and this was a perfect place to start!
@hkpika07 has one of my absolute favourite fanons when it comes to 'Redward' - the name given to Edward's younger Furness Railway self. I have been hungry for more fanons of Edward being less than saintly as a young engine: a proto Bill and Ben who thinks his ashes don't burn, and this one ticks all my boxes so much!
So I drew hkpika's Redward with my fem!Redward, plotting some revenge mischief. Redward is a cocksure little engine with a penchant for graffiti. Fem!Redward is a Victorian aristocrat Minnie the Minx-esque engine, with a fondness for itching powder, catapults... and frogs!
I pity their intended victim(s)!
Thanks to hkpika07 for granting permission for me to draw and post her youngster!
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Vintagebeef and time loop?
The second-most annoying thing, he thinks, is that his crops just won't grow.
He's wanted to retire for a while now. Head out and live on a farm. Get some rest. Not have to worry about gunfire and business fronts and drugs and appearances and being in charge. He'd known he wouldn't be able to escape fully. Beef always knew he was on a timer, no matter how he tried to bury the hatchet and bury his past behind you. It always catches up.
He had a big name. He had a big life. He can't just retire from being head of Big Salmon, even if his loyal Skizzleman is the only person he told where he was going. One day, someone will catch up with him, and perhaps if he's lucky they'll turn his tractor into a car bomb. If he's unlucky, it'll be personal.
So in a lot of ways, really, the fact he keeps on waking up in the morning is a gift. It may be the same morning over and over again, sure, but he collects the eggs from his chickens, and he pats his dog, and he feeds his pigs, and he feels the sun shine on his face in a place that smells nothing like asphalt and fumes.
If his tomatoes would grow, it'd be nearly perfect, getting to wake up again and again in the sun like this. It's better than a man like him deserves, really. And it may be Wednesday, and Wednesday, and no tomorrows, but he didn't have himself much of a tomorrow anyway, and collecting the eggs from the chickens is nearly as good as harvesting the crops.
Quiet, and peaceful.
Or it should be. But see: the crops not growing are the second-most annoying thing.
The first most annoying is--
"HALLO! I have decided that this time, I am announcing I am here to assassinate you, ah? That way, you won't see it coming and manage to escape."
Beef groans and puts his head in his hands. A red dot appears on his temple.
"Don't try to run. You have a lovely home, of course, and I don't want to put holes in it. You've repaired those holes real fast, I have to say. You're a real hole expert. No, wait, that sounds terrible in English. Ah well, I'll just say it again."
It's him again.
"...hello? VintageBeef? I have been hired to kill you by your rivals? You aren't even moving. See, this is how you always get me. You do not move and I think I have killed you, then I come back in the morning and it is fixed! Very strange, very strange."
He hasn't realized it's a time loop. Somehow. Beef's tried to tell him. It's a little hard when he's busy being as annoying as possible, and ruining what would otherwise be the best chance for Beef to retire he's got.
"Well, okay, I guess I'll just pull the trigger. This is boring. You're boring, except for the part where you won't die. Hey, wait, maybe you can introduce me to your chickens instead? So next time I can bring you a totally safe chicken."
"Go away," Beef says.
"But I'm being paid so much money to kill you!" the famed assassin codenamed Iskall85 says. "We're friends, aren't we?"
"No!"
"But I've tried to do this so many ways!"
"Have you considered there's a reason it's not working?"
Iskall considers for a moment. "Naaaaah," he says, and Beef's instincts flare all at once. He dives to the ground as Iskall takes the shot. "Awww, no fair. I thought you were not moving."
"What do you want from me," Beef says.
"I mean, I feel like I've been pretty clear," Iskall says, and Beef doesn't say that he's not even asking Iskall at this point. He's asking the universe. He's asking this Wednesday. He's asking why this has happened to him.
The universe, of course, does not respond, and Beef ducks behind cover for yet another day of his peaceful time loop retirement being completely ruined.
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Did Luffy meet Sodalite before he met Ace and Sabo? (Like Steven knew Garnet before Ruby and Sapphire) It’s very funny to imagine Luffy becoming friends with Sodalite and then meeting Ace and Sabo and being like ????
Okay so i already laid out a luffy timeline in this ask:
And ill continue it here. So luffy gets dropped off on dadan’s doorstep and meets Ace there, but just like in the OP universe; Luffy wants to connect with Ace, but ace will not give him the time of day.
Luffy keeps trying to follow him around but he keeps getting lost, until one day luffy finally follows ace the entire way and he sees sabo, too. He tries to say hi to them, but the people who come down from that high up tree branch isnt 2 people, its 1 person. One.. Giant. Man.
They have a “do you know where Ace and that other guy went?” Conversation and Sodalite is very apprehensive to trusting this goofy little goober.
Basically their original storyline from the OPU, but instead of ace and sabo, it’s Sodalite for the first couple story beats.
After the whole Save-Luffy-From-BlueJam schtick happens, Sodalite finally sits down and has a conversation with Luffy. This conversation is the most heart melting thing for Sodie and he opens up to luffy for the first time.
Luffy just thought ace fucking disappeared when he met sodalite for the first time so this is quite a shock for him. Luffy’s freaked out for a couple mins but he gets the hang of it before long.
@tsuku-yomi-yomi suggested this, and you hit the nail right on the head with it. They usually like to keep fused to be stronger when its just the two of them.
Thanks for the asks!
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Art time!!! A final fantasy & twst mashup.
Since I'm playing ffxiv and am being tortured with endless tragedy as well as seeing all the amazing fics and art of Diasomnia I put this AU together somewhat.
Basically somewhat like ffxiv & ffxvi Silver and Malleus are vessels for primals (for those who haven't seen final fantasy primals are god like elementals that can be summoned) as well as Lilia and Sebek whose primals are not shown yet.
Since the full explanation is a bit long I'll save that for another post. Though I based this piece after the awesome fight between the phoenix and ifrit in ffxvi. In this case malleus has lost control over his primal and Silver is trying to snap him out of it while Lilia is trying to get them both to stop because they are utterly destroying the place, more angst later.
And since I know there is a lot going on in the picture here it is without all the lighting and that.
As you can see I used Lilia as a scale for perspective.
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-Sudden image of winged!Soap roosting on giant!Ghost’s head pops in mind.- . . . -Laughs hysterically.- Why do I get the feeling that giant!Ghost would get annoyed and try to shoo him away, but at the same time would allow it because birds have hollow bones and he doesn’t want to hurt (any variation of) Soap. I don’t know though, what do you think?? (Your work and art is extraordinary!! Keep it up, don’t stress, and take your time.) ‘xD
oooOOOOO WINGED AU + GIANT AU!! anon your brain is huge
this is fun too because winged!soap Looks a lot bigger than he actually is, with a wingspan that is almost twice giant!ghost’s height. he could sit on ghost’s shoulder & touch the ground with his wingtips.
BUT MOREOVER to the scenario you have given me: i feel like giant!ghost would probably be Less careful with winged!soap! since soap can fly, there’s no real danger to dropping him or shoving him off or throwing him. & yes, soap would absolutely perch on ghost at any given opportunity. don’t think ghost would mind it much, either. might get a little annoyed at first, bark at soap to get the fuck off, push him off, etc.; but when soap keeps coming back, ghost just accepts his fate.
but if anyone else tries to perch on him, he’ll get annoyed. & soap will get annoyed too. sorry, this big, skull-wearing bastard is his perch & his alone.
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