#das me if i was hot and had magic powers

[the-togepi-man]

Local Tired Gay gets new sword

#ff14 #das me if i was hot and had magic powers

[fullmetalgirl98]

30 days Hypnosis Mic challenge

DAY 9: favorite duet song

🎤 「Murder at the House of Magic (奇術館の殺人 / Kijutsu-kan no Satsujin) 」 - Gentaro & Dice (2nd duet)

(link)

Just to make it immediately clear: my obsession level is high (yes, this post is going to be super long, and yes, I apologize in advance for that). I'm not exaggerating when I say that I know every single word of this song by heart. I even made a fanart for this song. Check it out, if you're curious 👉 (link)

I became aware of the existence of this duet far too late, in April 2022, i think??, and in the saddest way possible: through the wiki while searching for only God knows now what kind of other stuff. Of course, considering that Dice and Gentaro are two of my fave characters ever, it was a scandal for me not to have known earlier about the existence of a new duet of theirs, other than Once upon a time in Shibuya, which is iconic in itself, so I went crazy, obviously, and dashed off in search of the song (with very little success, I have to say)... and when I finally found it and it started playing, I almost had a heart attack. What. the actual. hell. was. that.

I expected everything, except something of that sort.

Right from the very first notes, I knew this was gonna be BIG stuff. I mean, VERY BIG.

The vibe it gave me, initially, was something alien, the instrumental intro smelled a lot like the X-files theme song to me (link).

Then Gentaro started, in his usual calm and sexy tone, and I caught the word "satsujin jiken". But so far, let's say, nothing exceptionally new. I knew I should expect some mystery to solve... I mean, the title spoke loud ¯\(ツ)/¯

But poor little naive Anna, soon after the bomb was dropped straight to the center of an indefinite part of my brain.

A serious Dice.

A bloody serious Dice. A Dice that, instead of rapping, was literally speaking (or at least, the initial impression was seriously that). I...I've never heard Dice speaking in such a hard, deadly serious yet sexy, defiant, cocky and confident tone, like... I- ... I didn't even think he could ever speak in such a way!? Like. Dice. HELLO?! Where is my genuine idiotic cute drenched cat gone?! I'm scared?? But at the same time extremely intrigued?? WTF?! Help??!! Let's make one thing clear: when I first heard the song, I obviously had not read the translation yet. So, how shall I explain what I thought ... mhm... the impression was that he was speaking not in a good-guy-trying-to-be-cool sense, absolutely not. His tone was blatantly the tone of a thug. And a particularly dangerous one. The impact of the very first verse of his, "Danna shindanda na, zannen da" was something absurd. I swear. Something of disarming power. And then the tone used in the "tamannee na" immediately afterwards. Guys, I swear to you. I had completely lost my mind. I was totally in love with this new Dice, you have no idea. I was going crazy, I just wanted to know WHY he was talking in that absolutely crazy HOT way. I LOVE how it's clearly perceivable that Dice is speaking with a smirk on his face, that of someone who is sure that he cannot be set up. And I could go on listing word by word all the vocal proclivities that have slowly sent me further and further into the hyperuranium BUT I will refrain from doing so for your sake, because this post would probably become longer than it already is going to be. And then the refrain. Simply BRILLIANT. I mean, it's already not enough that this too, like Stella, is a song set up as a story told by Gentaro, in which he then becomes one of the characters in the plot (you can't tell I have logic behind my preferences, can you?), but a semi-occult code was also inserted?????? Who the hell came up with the idea of putting the spelling of Dice and Gentaro's names at the beginning of each verse of the chorus? WHO? Give a fucking award to the composer, I beg you: (A)Up & down, Rikou na yatsu wo, Sukkari damashite Ganchuu nai Wakattenda Dare na no ka Izure wa Subete wo raizarai;

Yurusan, Meshi toraeru, Nogasanai shi Genkei nai Takara, Rou sezu shite, Umaku moratte Say Good Bye I don't know if i'm making the point clear enough, here.

And then the whole Uh!(Ah!)Uh!Uh!(Ah!) thing. Gentaro firing off his "Ichi wa ichi, zero wa zero, hachi wa hachi" with that studied air of his who knows he has the other guy completely on the hook. And the way you can perfectly sense that the mood of the conversation is starting to turn against Dice, when he throws out that "Nani?!" and then that "Kuso!" so particularly intense (KYAAAAAHHH (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)).

OH, and I can't help but mention how the "Hachiji nijuppun" thing practically became a meme between me and @justanotherniky (fixed message in chat at 8:20 p.m.: "HACHIJI NIJUPPUN" when we don't happen to forget about it).

I swear guys, you have no idea how much I lost my mind behind this duet. Because c'mon, I don't know if you guys are realizing, but it's fucking genius. And, last but not least, how not to mention the classic "Uso desu kedo ne~" at the close. Epic.

#hypnosis mic #hypmic #30 days hypnosis mic challenge #day 9 #30 day challenge #murder at the house of magic #kijutsukan no satsujin #奇術館の殺人 #fling posse #yumeno gentaro #gentaro yumeno #arisugawa dice #dice arisugawa #gendice #fp & m + #anime #manga #japanese rap

[magical-mistakes-vm]

12

“Other than the fact that she has no clue what she’s doing and needs your help with the magical part, she really doesn’t need you standing up for herself, does she?” Baldur asked once they were in the kitchenette on the top floor.  He was impressed, which didn’t happen often.  Most women looked at the three powerful warlocks to defend them and played “damsel in distress” to get attention, but it seemed that Mahala was not the usual female in any way.

“No, she doesn’t.  You can see she has a voice of her own, and isn’t afraid of using it; you can imagine that last night I too was put in my place at least once.  Once she knows how to control her powers, use potions, craft runes, and encant spells, she’ll be almost as powerful as the three of us.  With her stubbornness and tenacity, she will be a force to be reckoned with.  I’m honestly glad she is on our side.   I wasn’t being glib when I said she’s going to be my assistant.”  He cast a look over at Baldur with a smirk, then turned back to the reason he was there.  Vollrath filled the mug in his hand with hot water and poured in some sugar.  He remembered how she liked her coffee, so he was hoping she liked tea just as sweet.

“Das Lionessa Der Nachtnebel, hearing her roar was interesting…” Elmar said, making Baldur look at him then start shaking his head. Elmar raised his brows and started smirking.  There was no doubt in his mind, not after how Vollrath kept acting around her.

“No. You’re joking.  No, right?  Very funny.”  Baldur rolled his eyes, assuming Elmar was just being an ass again.  “Don’t even start with that just because Vol finally has found a woman he is…falling in love with? And can stand his grouchy ass, let alone stand UP to his grouchy ass.” Even he was finding it hard to define what the fuck he had been watching in Vollrath’s office. Elmar couldn’t be right; could he?

“Might want to tell the ancients and ancestors that, and be prepared for an argument.  Her mother called her “little lioness”, and I think you just saw she can roar even without using any powers.  She had no problem standing up to me last night, even when I was trying to make her back down; and she just set you two in your place without even having to raise her voice.  He’s the second one to call her that in less than 24 hours, and I hadn’t thought about that prophecy for…years.” Vollrath turned around and leaned back against the counter.  He had hoped that one of them would correct him on his feelings, but instead Elmar had reinforced it.  Now he was sure of it. 

 “Come on, Baldur, it’s pretty clear and logical.  It would explain what's going on with Vol.” Elmar gestured to Vollrath with his head.  ”Think about it, Mr. Freeze here suddenly thaws over a random unknown and untrained witch he just met last night?  Spent the night with her and not in a sexual way.  That is hardly the man we have known since we were kids..  Unless….” He raised his brows, tilted his head, and grinned.

Baldur looked between them. “You really think she is? Seriously?” His brows drew together as he considered it.  They were both making too much sense.  If she was, then there was a  lot of shit that was about to go down.  He’d stand by his friends through whatever, but it could get very ugly.

“I think she is.” Vollrath didn’t hesitate, as he bobbed the tea bag in the scalding water.  He’d done a lot of thinking, and it made sense.  It also made everything that was happening make sense.  

“I’m going to go with that as well.” Elmar said.  “Who else could thaw the Ice King and get him to kiss…" he grabbed his chest as he felt the wind suddenly knocked out of him.  Shaking his head, he looked at the other two. "Please tell me that was one of you two being an ass?"

Vollrath said nothing but set down the mug and immediately took off out of the room at a dead sprint with the other two men on his heels. Since it hadn't been any of the three of them, that meant there was only one room on the floor that it could have come from, Vollrath’s office.  None of them knew who had caused it, but there was no way it was good.  It had been a great use of power, and no one in the building should be doing that for any reason.

The scene in the office brought Vollrath to an abrupt halt, but Baldur and Elmar split up both to avoid him and due to what they were witnessing in front of them.  The conference table was overturned and a Coven warlock, Jonathan, was on the ground near one end.  Mahala was in the back corner of the office behind Vollrath’s desk, huddled up in Vollrath’s suit coat and trying to become one with the carpet.  Her dark hair hung in front of her face like a curtain, hiding her eyes from view, but it was clear she was shaking.  Baldur slowly approached Mahala, putting himself in front of her so he was all she could see, while Elmar was over with Johnathan. 

"Would someone like to tell me what the fuck just went on in here?" Vollrath demanded in a voice that left no doubt that he was enraged.   This was one instance that being the Master Warlock of the Coven had its major drawbacks.  He couldn’t be the one to go to Mahala, he had to remain impartial until he knew what happened.  His heart was back in that corner and now Baldur had blocked his view; he was hating that all he could see was Baldur's back.  Worry lanced through him with each step his friend took, but he knew that the woman that he was coming to love…yes, love was the word for it…was in good hands.

"That damn sneaky bitch attacked me." Jonathan announced in a clearly irritated and confrontational tone, trying to move away from Elmar, whose brow creased at the declaration.  Vollrath’s head whipped to look at him at Jonatha’s declaration, pinning him with an intense stare.    "Came in to deliver reports on the progress of the Marshall project and she was rifling through your desk.  When I tried to stop her, well you see what she did!" His arms gestured to the disaster the room was now in.

Elmar’s eyes met Vollrath’s and he shook his head.  Two and two were equalling six, and the powerful warlock didn't like it.  If she had that kind of control and knowledge, why would she have not guarded earlier?  Why get to the point of passing out over Vollrath’s jealousy? No, Jonathan's story wasn't right.  Elmar may have just met Mahala, but he would take her side instantly over what had been said by a warlock that had been in the Coven for decades.  There was more going on, and until he knew what that more was, he wasn’t going to accept that as the story.  He had been in a position of leadership too long.

"Band him." Vollrath ordered, not needing Elmar to actually say that he didn’t believe Jonathan.  It had been clear on his friend’s face.  He didn’t believe the other warlock either.  Something wasn’t adding up with his story, based on the woman he knew and the way he’d said it happened. Mahala might have the power to have destroyed his office, and more, but she didn’t have the knowledge of HOW to do it.  Her training hadn’t started yet.  

Vollrath turned his attention to Bladur, who was still very slowly approaching Mahala.  He could only see Baldur’s back, which frustrated him and made him wonder what was going on for his friend to be moving so slowly.  Was there something he didn’t know? "Bal?"

"Working on it.  Don't want on my ass, V.  I don’t believe his story, but she can still kick me." Baldur called over his shoulder, then turned his attention back to Mahala who was trying her best to disappear into Vollrath’s suit coat. While he didn’t believe what Jonathan said was the complete truth, something had caused chaos in Vollrath’s office, and Mahala did have a shit ton of raw power.  If she was defending herself she may have done it without realizing it.  There had to be some explanation and he needed to keep her calm and trusting him enough to find out what it was..

Finally closer to her, he crouched down, still making sure that he was all she could see.  An enraged Vollrath was intimidating even to him; since she was already scared, it was the last thing she needed.   "Look at me, babygirl. That's it. You're safe. We're back from the other room.  Can you tell me what happened?"  She shook her head and Baldur wanted to hit something. Why wouldn't she talk?  If she was refusing to cooperate, it was going to make things exponentially harder.  "Mahala, you've got to tell your…." He stopped when he realized that she was sobbing and gesturing to her throat, but there was no sound.  She wasn't refusing to tell him, she literally couldn’t. FUCK!  If Vollrath was mad about the teasing, this was going to send him into an apoplectic fit.

"Vollrath, would you please take Jonathan down to containment?   I think Elmar and I will be fine here." Baldur prayed his friend didn't come over to find out why he wanted him out of the room.  He reached out his fingers to brush just the tips of Mahala’s as they rested on the floor.  He needed her to know he wasn’t going to hurt her and also to remain calm till Vollrath was out of the room.   They'd fix what was wrong, but he needed Vollrath not to be losing his shit at the time. 

"Why?" Something was wrong, Baldur wasn’t telling him something, and Vollrath didn’t like it.  He couldn’t hear Mahala talking to his friend.  He only had heard Baldur’s voice.  With the slight confrontation earlier, he was sure he should be able to hear her.  What were they hiding from him?

"Trust me." Baldur closed his eyes and prayed to the ancients to help them.  “Just please take him out of the room.”  He leaned forward and laced his fingers with Mahala’s keeping his eyes on hers.  They would figure out how to fix this, but he needed Vollrath out of the room so they could.

Jonathan started to protest the request by saying that he was being treated like the guilty one when she had attacked him;  and that seemed all Vollrath needed to get him to drag the warlock from the room.  Now Baldur and Elmar only had a short time till he'd be back to figure out what was wrong and fix it.  No doubt Vollrath would be as quick as possible since he couldn’t have missed something was very wrong.

"She can't make a sound." Baldur scooped the frightened woman up off of the floor and took her over to the couch.  "If it's not her boyfriend trying to give her a stroke, one of his employees is trying to kill her." Gently he once more laid her down.

"Trust us, sweetheart.   We may be assholes, but we would never purposefully hurt you, and Vol will lose his mind if you're badly hurt.  We’re going to figure out how to fix whatever is wrong." Elmar gently took her hands to get them to release Vollrath’s jacket.  When it fell open, both warlocks swore under their breath.  Her entire throat was a mottled purple and red bruise.   "I'd say she hit him in self defense.  That is an ugly bruise."  Elmar’s words came out slow as he took in what was in front of him and tried not to follow Vollrath down to containment.

"Good bet." Baldur sighed as he agreed, his finger gently traced over the skin of her throat.  The bruise was beginning to swell, but held no residual magic that he could detect  "I can't find any magic tether or spell remaining.  Enchantment of some kind? He's got a wrought iron band on, he can't be holding her by force.  See if you can find something over in the mess.  Vol's going to be back any second and it’s going to get ugly fast." He saw Elmar’s shadow move as the other warlock went to try and see if he could find a talisman or other object.

#writeblr #my writing #my ocs #fiction #fantasy #dark fantasy #hidden secrets #family secrets #new writing #magical mistakes #original fiction #original story #original characters #original writing #mystery #drama #adventure #action #strangers to friends #strangers to lovers #found family #warlock #witch #magical fantasy #magic #magical girl #magical romance #paranormal fiction #paranormal fantasy #paranormal romance

[gamerbearmira]

(SA)

The Scouts were beaming as they looked at their princess. She looked so beautiful. The scar on her neck didn't detract from her beauty at all as the ten year old twirled in her new shimmery silver dress made of moonlight and stars.

She even made sure she had small depictions of each of the planets around the hem.

Their little princess was beaming back at them, signing her thanks over and over.

"Don't thank us princess. It was your moon magic that did this." Setsuna said softly and it was true. Their planetary magic usually responded to the Senshis thoughts and wishes and designs for outfits. But Mirabels moon magic was incredibly strong especially for her age.

She'd be able to make weapons and shields of moonlight soon.

WHEN DA

WHEN DA MOON POWER⁉️⁉️⁉️

Nfs her having a lot of moon magic does not surprise me. Like let’s be real, she’s very similar to Usagi, so it’s only natural. Base Sailor Moon is super strong, base Mirabel is probably strong asl too ��� need to redraw her wand tbh along with design a shield or sumn but I’ll do that after the other requests 🤥

RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅 they’re so sillay, I lob them ❤️

Also??? How you been???? Been a hot minute, hope you’re doing well <333

#my asks are open #my asks #encanto #encanto au #au #encanto mirabel #sailor moon #encanto sailor moon #sailor moon AU

[the-wraiths-wife]

LOOK

I personally found Avery very very boring and basic

She was a PAIN to have as a protagonist, she was very one dimensional and Plain

And I think Lyra Kane is gonna be just as boring. I NEED some spice, some SEMBLANCE of personality

Avery's personality is white, plain, Sugar-y asf spoilt Milk.

I betchu lyras is gonna be worse—

Kinda sorry to the Lyra Kane fans tho

Like I've read so many books and after one point you can predict what type of charectors an author can write. You understand their scope and calibre.

And like, even though the Hawthornes are portrayed as these hot sexy god-like bois who make women loose their minds I NEVER ever felt it

(probably cuz I'm gay—)

But my point is, with certain charectors like - Kenji Kishmoto, Aaron Warner, Kaz Brekker, Percy Jackson, Cardan Greenbriar, Malini (from da jasmine throne), alex claremont-diaz, Lord Thyco you can like FEEL the aura, the 'hot' aura

Like their PERSONALITIES contribute to the hotness.

• Kenji's obsession with tangled, his ability to calm people, his goofiness, him genuinely giving a fuck abt people, not being a Gale Hawthorne, and his obsession for Nazeera, his willingness to sacrifice himself for his friends

• Aaron's fashion sense, his willingness to burn the world for her, to wait for her, helping her become powerful, helping her find herself i.e re-discover her past, and eating a cookie with a knife and fork ; ‘Come back here’ ‘Home’, ‘lyhfml’

• Kaz Brekker ripping a guy's eye out for his girl, finding her parents for her, freeing her from her indenture and her sexual trauma, wanting to bottle up her laugh and get drunk on it, his crazy revenge plans, ‘I would've come for you’, dropping a guy from a tower for objectifying women.

• Percy simping for Annabeth and jumping into tartarus with her and almost dying for her, respecting his mom, having a loveable persona, standing up to the gods, messing with the gods, being sarcastic and a great leader.

•Cardan Greenbriar begging Jude to come back to him and allowing her to murder/attempt to murder him again and again and making her the queen of Elfhelm so she feels one with the magic

• Princess Malini of Parijatdvipada helping her girlfriend find herself, making her remember her childhood, save her people and her culture, re-discover her magic, establish a relationship with her brother, making her truly HAPPY and WHOLE again, Refusing to burn on that pyre

•Alex claremont-diaz giving his boyfriend the strength to truly be himself, helping him ; LIKE actually doing wonders for his man, gives him the courage to come out to his family, is actually there for henry (the boyfriend) whenever he needs him, goes after Henry and their relationship, the Texas campaign—

• Lord Thyco accepting his boyfriend, showing him he's not a burden but a blessing, bringing out the best in him, helping his boyfriend and his bestfriend by not letting them die on the streets

But with the Hawthornes it's like, you're supposed to think they're hot, end of story.

Why are they hot?

Idk

The only hawthorne I actually like is Grayson, because he reminds me of Henry from red white and royal blue.

I read the whole series for him and I don't think he and Lyra should be a thing

He should be gay. Chilling somewhere FAAARRR away from the rest of the Hawthornes. With his boyfriend.

End. Of. Story.

Like but the rest of the Hawthornes are like

Jameson → ick personified

Xander → Random asf (scones? Jlb, ik you were trynna be different, just give the man a cookie—)

Nash → Don't. Get. Me. Started.

The rest of the charectors I stated as examples for hot? They had charector development, they helped their s/o-s grow with them.

I don't think the Hawthornes really did that.

And they have potential, with nash being a cowboy, Jameson loving mysteries and whatnot but it's not well executed.

Don't tell me that it's a mystery puzzle kinda book, you can't have best of both worlds.

Again, all the charectors I stated above are from action packed fun books and they have great personality.

Also shout out to Ravi Singh from a good girl's guide to murder. He has an amazing personality.

#the inheritance games #the grandest game

[sillysinnohan]

My Introduction

Greetings, everyone. I am currently making this account after my underling, Ares, had given me the idea. He had told me it would be good publicity. You may call me Silas. I own a small temple on the outskirts of Sinnoh. Please visit us if you need a place to share concerns, get a hot meal, or rest your head for the night. Or, you can stop by to leave an offering to one of the shrines we host. We have shrines dedicated to important Pokemon from all regions. I'll be waiting. ... Apparently I need to add more than that to my introduction- more about myself, according to Ares. Well... I am a young adult, and I originally was from Johto. I moved here due to circumstances that aren't necessary to share. What I do like to share, though, is love and joy. I believe strongly in the power of Pokemon- there is so much that we can learn from them, and I earnestly believe they are much greater than us humans. I take care of Pokemon residing around the temple, some injured, some just wanting a friend. I do not consider myself a trainer, though I have a close bond with a certain Chingling. ... I will ask Ares to include an image of the little one. I cannot figure out how, technology evades me. Ah, perhaps I'll take a photo with them! That way, you all will know of my appearance, and can recognize me when you come to visit. That is all. I will try to engage with you all on here as well, for those that cannot travel to my little neck of the woods.

Admin/OOC stuff below!

Hallo hallo! I am the admin! I'm an adult, and I haven't used this hellsite in like 8 years. I don't have a main tumblr, but feel free to check me out at scoresilver on toyhouse or dA! I have no clue what I'm doing. I'm just here because my friend was posting about it and I thought it was silly and wanted in. A couple things about Silas! The aforementioned Ares in his intro might make occasional appearances since lorewise he owns Silas' account lol. -He's... vaguely a priest? He's like the concept of a priest but mixed with like, the practices of witchcraft. Like he wants to be always calm and holy and is sometimes referred to as 'Father' by people that come by but, like, he has shrines for the pokemon he follow And like vaaaguely believes in/practices magic. I'm a witch projecting onto my silly Pokemon oc -He's gay but doesn't know it yet. I don't know if I'd have any interest pursuing romantic relationships or anything with him though. I love other interactions though :> The guy needs friends besides his singular employee. -He's a little mean sometimes, don't take anything he says too seriously :> He's usually not like... outwardly rude, but he says passive aggressive things with a sweet little smile. He's the living version of :) -Don't call him sillyass he hates it (do it call him sillyass its funny)

#ok how we doin this uuuh #pkmn irl #rotomblr #pokeblog rp #pokemon #pokemon roleplay #is that it am i done

[apoptoses]

A whole week later but I finally got the chance to finish Climb to the Sun and I have so many fucking thoughts!

"Pain blooms beneath his skin. Memories bubble up from the depths of his mind, of cold little arms around his waist, his face buried in a dead neck. A jolt of pain that suddenly narrows his world into nothing but the sensation of two fangs, like little ceramic knives pricking at his throat. He’d thought maybe he was dying this time too. But this time he hadn’t cared. This time he’d felt something tugging at his heart, from his pulmonary veins to his femoral artery. Down into his cock, where his blood stirs even now." God you're SO back. How did we manage to survive this long without you? The way you perfectly encapsule Daniel's jumbled, messy thoughts, how you can feel his fear slowly fading away and paving the way for something else entirely... can't get enough of it. You truly captured the feeling of having just experienced a life changing encounter, an awakening of sorts. The night he met Louis changed the course of his life and the night he met Armand sealed it, but Pompeii was his moment of divine revelation. From the way he started seeing everything around him so differently (so clearly) because of the blood, to how he finally allowed himself to tap into the power of his desires. Armand had him wrapped around his little finger, but the opposite was true as well.

And I LOVED you how kept bringing up his night with Louis and how he kept telling himself "no, this was something different" in regards to what he and Armand did in Pompeii. "Why Louis’ bite had made him sick, why Armand’s has had entirely the opposite effect. If it’s some special magic only Armand contains, like the influence Louis had described him using in their interview", INSANE. Daniel Molloy woke up every single day right before the sun set for over a decade and bravely asked himself "what if being terrified and horny were the same thing?" and it will never not be my favorite thing in the world, I swear.

"The praise tingles at the back of his brain. His blood pounds in the fine veins that spiderweb his cheeks. He feels stupidly, embarrassingly mortal over the way clutching the back of Armand’s sweater has him hard beneath the comforter puddled at his waist." GOING INSANE OVER THIS!! Relationship of all time right here, who tf is doing it, has EVER done it like them? Obssesed with this and them and you, it's such a delight to have you back! xoxo DA ❤️

DA FINALLY I GET TO RESPOND TO THIS ♥ IT MADE MY DAY!!!

I just really liked thinking about the contrast between those two experiences because like yeah, he's been bitten before, but with Louis there was no foreplay LOL It was meant to frighten him and then he was so stressed and desperate to find more vampires after.

And also I think about Louis and Armand's first bite experiences and how they actually replayed them on Daniel- like Louis got taken by surprise and left feeling feverish and confused until Lestat returned. But Armand's first time being bitten was a sensual experience, his first taste of the blood was sensual. Daniel has no idea he's actually been used twice as a vector for vampires to replay their 'first time' upon and that's really interesting to me. And via that he becomes a blend of the two of them, walking this line of horny scared.

Also like, I don't think I've done enough fic that really digs into what experiencing the blood is like for Daniel too. The books describe it as so psychedelic!! And Daniel being caught up in that really sets up what he's like as a young vampire so- idk I gotta mine that more.

And look I LOVE having Daniel be the bigger one but feeling small because Armand is so powerful!!! It's so hot!!! I couldn't not go there.

But THANK YOU I AM SO HAPPY YOU LOVED IT!!! I hope to have more soon ♥

#apoptoses answers #dungeon anon

[the-ultimate-pie-family]

Double the spotify

"This story takes place somewhere peaceful where two twins fight to live, but let's start 5 hours before that"

"Rave and her twin sister B were practicing their strength and magic power on each other"

Rave: *breaths in ripping out her wing jumping high in the sky, throwing her needle point wing at B*

"Raves wings then multitude i to hundreds"

B: *stands their as some missed her, then she got stabbed by multiple needle wings*

Rave: *tries summoning her weapon, getting upper cutted in her gut, vomiting*

B: u ok, sister?

Rave: *breaks B's arm spin, kicking her to the ground hard, then fixes her hair into a pony tail* There

B: *socks rave in her jaw, then headbutts her, breaking her nose* How my hoof feel ravie *laughs*

Rave: *she hit the ground head first dazed*

B: That had to hurt

"Raves and B's heart started to weaken, but they didn't know till rave didn't get up. B started to worry, so B teleported down to rave, then B started to feel fuzzy her chest started hurting, and her eyes got blurry"

B: w-wats go-oing on-n? I-i-i....... *She collapsed, getting catched by her dad* d-da.......... *she passed out*

~5 hours laters~

Red: This isn't good.....blood is gonna kill me......again......BLOOD

Blood: *appears* Well????

Red: .........B is blind rave and has some broken ribs, but........ they both have heart cancer. im sorry, blood. "She walked out of the room as she closed the door she started crying"

Blood: *he felt sick, scared of losing them so soon he fell crying*

God: *holds blood to comfort him* i-im so sorry blood......

Blood: i failed as a father.......i-i failed........

God: No blood, i failed u. i didn't notice the heart cancer......i failed u.......

"Then god heard a wailing she remembered that voice"

God: the holy being, of course, blood, we gotta go now theirs still time to save them

Blood: *he turned to her with fire in his eyes* im ready

God: *summons a portal to purgatory jumping in bloods body* Let's go love

Blood: *lights a blunt pulsing into the portal* Where r we hot stuff? *puffs on his blunt, looking around*

God: purgatory the home of the holy being

Blood: i see. "He started walking, then he heard a wailing of the holy being." That's very close?? *turns around quickly, summoning his holy energy sword*

holy being: *stops the swing, throwing the weapon grabbing blood by his throat pinning him to a tree* Who r u mortal how'd u get here?

Blood: fuck *tries getting free* off

Holy being: ahhh *blasts blood* talk mortal

Blood: *spits blood at the holy being* u.....suck at......hitting.......pussy.......

Holy being: *blasts blood multiple time* talk!!!!!!

Blood: damn u really suck huh......i pitty u. *breaks free using his vampire wings to choke the holy being*

Holy being: *grabs bloods wings* wat r u mortal is my question now?

God: *takes control* hi *smiles*

Holy being: *sets god down kneeling at her present* so sorry, my lord, i didn't know u had a new vessel

God: Don't worry, dear blood can be a prick sometimes now rise

Holy being: *stands* How may i serve my lord?

God: ..........

Holy being: lord?

God: i need a favor........

Holy being: ? Anything my lord, my soul is at ur serve

God: ...........i have two vessels for u........

Holy being: ..........I'll do it

God: *hugs the holy being* thank u........

Blood: *takes control summoning a portal* follow me pussy *walks threw the portal*

Holy being: *sighs walking threw*, huh? A? Hospital?

Blood: There they r ur two vessels

Holy being: their kids?

Blood: look pussy those two r my daughters they have heart cancer

Holy being: ok, so? That's not my problem

Blood: *growls* look bitch tits ur either help my two daughters or I'll forcefully make u help them ur choice

Holy being: this isn't over blood

Blood: Names blood rainbow pie ugly tits now IN!!!!!!!

Holy being: *separates in two one going in rave and one in B* hmm, these two have the will to live and would do anything to help their family hmmmm

To be continued

#spotify #ponyville #mlp #the ultimate pie family #B pie #rave pie #the holy being

[ssuminshan-official]

Entering, Xuan Huangdi, emperor of peacock spirits!

Greetings Huangdi.

Greetings Huangdi.

Zixuan: *entering with his attendants, who had platters of various gifts*

Su she: greetings Xuan Huangdi.

Xue yang: ayo peacock. How's it been. *shakes hand*

Zixuan: *laughing daintily* I'm fine.

Mo xuanyu: xuan gege!

Yao: Zish!

Zixuan: heyy! I missed you two! *hugs*

Yao: same.

Zixuan: now where's my nephew.

I brought gifts for him.

Rusong: Da shushu!

(Zixuan is Rusong's Da shushu and mo xuanyu is fav xiao shushu ♡)

Zixuan: *hugs him tightly* Song'er! Darling, you have grown so much!

Xue yang: this diva, Rusong is so lucky.

Su she: yea. To have two Huangdis as his relatives.

I'm happy that our Song'er is set for life

Mo xuanyu: he grew up so fast. *sniffles*

Xue yang: our gorgeous supermodel Jiggy grew up fast too.

Su she: I know right. Lol.

Mo xuanyu: him and A-ling are the gems of their generation. And we love them a lot. Whatever they ask, we'll give them.

Take it from me, as I'm their shushu.

Su she: aww.

Xue yang: so you're the one turning then into divas.

Mo xuanyu: it's a genetic trait.

Zixuan: I bought some expensive gifts for you A-Song.

Tell me which ones you like and which ones you dislike.

Rusong: thank you very much.

Yao: Zish, our adorable A-Song has this thing called Dianxia approval.

Zixuan: *laughing* awww that's so cute. Would Dianxia approve of these gifts.

Rusong: of course. I could never refuse my Da shushu.

Su she: we're all so happy here.

Xue yang: because the hooligan of Nie is tamed.

Su she: lol!

Mo xuanyu: I hope we stay happy like this.

Xue yang: yea. Even though our happiness comes with the price of encountering three divas.

Su she: never too much divas.

Xue yang: is Qin su a diva?

Su she: *blush*

No. Well maybe she is, just like Huangdi.

Xue yang: awwwww look at his blushing face.

Now that's enough. Let's see what a diva and a diva is going to tell a fellow diva.

Su she: *rolls eyes*

Mo xuanyu: stop teasing them.

Meanwhile....

Rusong: mmm, I don't like this colour.

Zixuan: don't worry, shushu has got this.

My nephew doesn't like that colour! Move it out! And maybe burn it.

Yes Huangdi.

Yao: *caressing Rusong's face* isn't our little Dianxia adorable.

Zixuan: Song'er, do you love your gifts?

Rusong: of course! I love everything, Da shushu. Thanks again.

Zixuan: sweet.

Xue yang: can I take a break from divas.

Su she: we can run but can't hide.

Hauisang: *running in* San ge! San ge!

*abruptly stopped when he saw Zixuan*

Zixuan: *glaring at him, as if he had interrupted something*

Huaisang: *gulps* Xuan Huangdi.

Yao: huaisang, why are you running?

Huaisang: I was coming to ask if you wanted any refreshments. Whew! I'm out of shape. Dage was right.

Zixuan: aww, I'm so pleased.

Yao: lovely huaisang, we do have a guest.

You can get it after you catch your breath.

Huaisang: yea yea.

Zixuan: I'm so glad you are behaving. Is he, team dimple.

Xue yang: yup.

Su she: for now.

Mo xuanyu: rest assured, Xuan gege.

Huaisang: how did you get them to answer you so nicely. They argue with  anyone who's not San ge.

Huaisang: they even argue with peaceful zewu Jun.

Zixuan: I used some gege magic, I guess.

Yao: yeaa!!

Su she: maybe because Xuan Huangdi isn't a scheming little power hungry, NSFW and paperfan collecting twink.

*breathes*

Yao: Shanshan, do your breathing exercises.

Su she: yea Huangdi. Didn't do it for a while.

Xue yang: we like what Jiggy likes. That's one of the team dimple mottos.

Huaisang: what's the first?

Xue yang: just, Jiggy is smokin hot. Protect him at all costs.

Zixuan: haha.

Zixuan: anyways I heard that he kidnapped our Song'er. Is that true?

Su she: yes.

Zixuan: he's mad! He should stay 12 meters away from Song'er.

Yao: definitely Zish, but he's rectifying his mistake.

Huaisang: yes, Zish. I am. *cries* let go of your grudge!!!

Zixuan: I'll have my eyes on you.

Oh Song'er.

Yao: poor baby.

Rusong: I'm fine, don't worry.

Xue yang to Huaisang: you just have to live with them, lol.

Hauisang: I thought that I was dramatic.

Huaisang: Huangdi and Huangdi, he wanted to destroy my dungeon.

Yao: it's called renovation.

Zixuan: maybe Song'er thought that it was ugly.

Rusong: *laughing mischievously*

Uncle Sang, at least your tea wasn't stale.

Huaisang: good.

Zixuan: oh good then. He can make tea. I thought that I was going to die today.

Huaisang: why?

Yao: Zish is allergic to things that doesn't taste good.

Mo xuanyu: that's a whole mood.

Yao: speaking of which. Are you going to get us refreshments?

Hauisang: right. I'll be right back!

~~~

~~~ an hour after taking refreshments.~

Yao and Zixuan: *sitting and fanning themselves*

Yao: guangshan sent a letter to us.

Zixuan: why?

Yao: I don't really know. He's so annoying. Lol.

Zixuan: let me see.

Yi: here you go, Xuan Huangdi. 

Yao: I haven't read it yet, as I was waiting for you to arrive.

And he agrivates my migraine.

Zixuan: lol, Yaoyao. *opens letter*

Yao: *sarcasm* oh look. His penmanship haven't improved. How lovely.

Zixuan: is that how someone would format a letter? Was he drunk.

Yao: is he ever sober?

Look at his spelling.

Zixuan: lol.

~~ letter~~

          ZiShuan and Guannao. I don't hav ani mony 4 u. So don't even tink of colecting rent.

U guys can do w/out mony for 4 monts right? You're 'emprors' right. Empror it out yourselves.

Well Zixun hasn't fully re covered and staff is bak so I don't have to clean.

                     ~ Jgs.

(*jgs actually has the money, but he wants to keep it to himself and not pay his dear landlords)

Yao: he always has some kind of problem, doesn't he!

Zixuan: Yaoyao, we'll deal with him.

Yao: I think we need a lawyer to intimidate him. What do you think?

Zixuan: brilliant idea.

But who.

Huaisang: *wiping a vase*

Yao: Huaisang.

Zixuan: yes.

Huaisang: me, your lawyer? Haha

Zixuan: I'm also surprised.

Yao: you only take up space in the palace. You should get a job.

Huaisang: I ran errands for you, San ge. That's a job.

An unpaid one, but.

Yao: you do get paid. But the money goes towards Qinghe, the unclean realm and Dage.

Huaisang: *sobs* what about meee.

Yao: you complain too much.

Huaisang: you!

Yao: are you gonna help us or not

Hauisang: I don't know anything, guys.

Zixuan: I know.

Huaisang: now how can I possibly be an imperial lawyer

Yao: well you're cunning. Scheming.

Zixuan: can take bribe.

Huaisang: I don't take bribe, Huangdi!

Yao: I'll buy you a new fan.

Huaisang: really?!

......oh. now I see it.

But that's not the point!

Why don't you let your team dimple do it!

Yao: I want to protect A-Yu from that guy. Xue yang will resort to violence, and Minshan is busy fixing an array for me.

Huaisang: what about Lan lips??

Yao: it's against the Lan rules.

Zixuan: don't oppose Huangdi, Huaisang.

Yao: I'll get you two expensive fans.

Huaisang: then I'll be your lawyer, San ge and Xuan Huangdi.

~

Lanling 📍

Yao: we're back!

Zixuan: did you miss us?!!

Huaisang: Jin guangshan.

Jgs: oh no. Is this another child of mine too?! Look child, I don't have any money to give you!

Zixuan: he's Huaisang, relax.

He's not your son.

Jgs: whew!

Huaisang: it would have been so cool if I was in the Jin sect. I would be able to buy millions of fans.

Jgs: now why are you three here!?

Yao: well. As we're kind landlords.

Zixuan: we want to help you pay the rent!

Yao: *twirling with Zixuan* aren't we amazing!

Jgs: you two are headaches.

Now how are you going to help me pay the rent.

Zixuan: oh poor poor you.

Yao: we're emperors. We can do anything.

Now all you have to do is be our personal attendant for a while.

Zixuan: and we'll pay you! 500 000 taels!

That will go towards rent.

Jgs: what about food!

Huaisang: I'm pretty sure that the emperors had provided food for you! Old, ungrateful man!

Jgs: who the heck are you to talk to me like that!

Huaisang: the lawyer and escort of the emperors.

Yao: yea! Huaisang is our lawyer.

Jgs: I want a lawyer.

Zixun!!!!!

Zixun: *in the distance* I'm still recovering.

Jgs: dangit!

Huaisang: what do you guys give him to eat?

Yao: rice and beans, and bitter tea.

Zixuan: and a piece of rock sugar for dessert.

Jgs: *scoffs* you call that dessert.

Yao: can you be grateful?

Huaisang: guangshit, I advise you to take their help.

Xuan Huangdi can put you prison, and Yao Huangdi can attack you with guqin strings and hensheng.

Jgs: I'm not afraid of them!!!

Zixuan: fine then. Someone lock him up.

Yes Huangdi!!

Jgs: no no no no no. Zixuan darling, let's talk about this.

Yao: *reaching for hensheng, which was wrapped around his arm and hidden in his sleeves.*

Jgs: *sweating* Yao. Put away hensheng. 

Yao: you're no fun.

Jgs: fine, I'll be the attendant of you both.

Zixuan: marvelous.

Yao: excellent.

Jgs: ughh.

Yao: good doing business with you.

I'll shake your hand. Huaisang, shake his hand for me.

Huaisang: mn.

Huaisang: now sign the contract.

Jgs: what contract.

Huaisang: it states that you should do everything the emperors command without question.

Jgs: that's cr*p

Yao: well you will know how it felt when I had to obey yout stupid demands.

Huaisang: I'm not done reading the contract!

If you fail and upset them, then you won't get paid.

And calling them Huangdi or boss is included.

Jgs: why?

Huaisang: to learn some respect.

Huaisang: and.

Jgs: andd??!!!

Huaisang: you must not harm team dimple.

:readmore:

Because it's like harming the emperor. And you'll be penalized.

Jgs: I'm not signing anything!

Yao: don't let me forge your signature.

I have done it before.

Jgs: what? When?!!

Yao: To develop health care in Lanling, to approve of Chengmei being a Jin apprentice and many other things that benefit Lanling Jin today.

Jgs: your photographic memory is a curse to me!

Yao: thank you so much.

So should I sign, or ?

Jgs: give me the brush.

Yao: good old man.

Jgs: *signs* now get out.

Zixuan: certainly!

Yao:  tata. Work starts tomorrow.

Zixuan: we'll send the uniform for you later ok.

Jgs: what uniform?!!!

Yao: you'll see. Don't ruin the surprise.

Zixuan: it's protocol. You'll understand when you get it! Bye bye bye. We're late.

Huaisang: the emperors are late, guangshit.

Jgs: for what?

Huaisang: their manicure and then state affairs. Whatever emperors do, I don't know.

You won't understand.

@verycatbluebird

:readmore:

#jin guangyao #su she #dimpledlianfang #jin zixuan #hulijing #peacock #meng yao #su minshan #mdzs #xue yang #jin siblings #nie huaisang

[kai-keda]

I just wanted to say that your recent analyses on Lego Monkie Kid have been excellent and well-constructed arguments.

Screenwriters are human, so they'll have narrative holes in their writing, likely by mistake. Thank you for helping to expose the plot holes in Lego Monkie Kid, for this will help other writers to avoid similar plot holes in the future.

I doubt I'm the only one who appreciates the firm way of how you backed up your arguments in your takes, and I have to say, I agree with the recent three you've posted. (The ones concerning Macaque, Red Son, Sandy, and Bai He.)

Awww this is really sweet!

I love this show so much, but it does have some flaws in the writing and I think it’s fair to point those flaws out without being accused of hating the show or the staff. Heck, the last post about Macaque was actually focused on how I LOVE how they wrote him and closed out his character-arc and WHY I loved it. The initial hot take that started this conversation was mostly a hot take about what I DON’T want to see happen and was against a very popular fandom expectation for the show as opposed to what the show actually did. Granted that post included pointing out flaws I’ve noticed in the writing (mostly about Sandy’s character) but the main point was more a cautionary “oh I hope they don’t do this…” thing.

Double granted I do have other issues with the writing but rushing through things and adding unnecessary stuff in there when they’re already working with not-enough time is the main problem.

(Seriously - what they did with Tang in “Benched” was weak and annoying and I’m actually bothered by how that episode started with a character feeling useless and ended with saying “You’re not useless cause here’s some magic powers” instead of “You don’t NEED to be useful to be a beloved family member and friend.” Or at least say he’s not useless by having him use the skills we have already seen him have. Like wtf actually did they do to our boy)

The only thing in the show I believe was an actual mistake that genuinely makes me UPSET to think about is Porty being in “Embrace Your Destiny.” (Even ignoring why I’m kinda meh on the specialty clones appearing after Duplictnation in the first place)There was no justification for that. At all. Not even any character reasoning. Like, him being there did. NOTHING. I feel bad saying that cause I’m mutuals with someone on Twitter who loves the clones - Porty especially - a heck of a lot and I love that for them, I really genuinely honestly do. I love their content that includes Porty and Mixtapeshipping and their original stuff for Porty is great! And they loved seeing Porty in EYD, and I don’t want to tell them that THEY have to hate that he was there all because I do.

But I just… I love Porty, too, he was really fun. His “Never forget… da music…” line before his ‘death’ was the moment I went “Oh shit this show is actually hilarious af” but the issue of time constraints being so glaringly obvious made Porty in EYD being better left on the cutting room floor and yet still in the episodes all the more frustrating.

And I always feel the need to say this just in case someone thinks I’m being unreasonable:

I do recognize that there was a possibility something he was doing with the car was making it go faster but that is SUCH a stretch because they did NOTHING to express that directly. We’ve never even seen him do anything like that before! And the ONLY REASON I can say that that MIGHT have been the intent was because of his line about the car being at “Maximum Porty” but, again, I’m stretching to make that connection. Because what does “Maximum Porty” mean, anyways??? Genuinely I stand by my theory that there was a whole episode cut after the initial drafts and the crew had to scramble to cut and paste things together.

Good fanservice? We get to see Red Son with his hair down. It didn’t interrupt or negatively impacted the writing.

Bad fanservice? Porty in Embrace Your Destiny. Gonna be really hard to get me to change my mind on that.

Now, as much as I appreciate the compliment and the point of how pointing out flaws in writing is not some terrible evil thing fueled by hated, I still feel the need to point out that I wouldn’t call these criticisms “plot holes”.

Nothing in what I said contradicts or actually makes the main plot of the story fall apart, imho. My criticisms are mostly about characterizations and feeling like arcs were dropped or mishandled and wanting to see better. The story is still solid but the characters and their arcs could have had more weight and meant more if these flaws in the writing weren’t there.

Heck, even my whole Porty rant - His biggest crime for existing is taking up time when he had no reason to be there. He didn’t break anything, he just… wasted everyone’s time.

Like you said, though, the writing staff is human. I don’t think they’re any less a talented crew for these flaws - far from it! And I still love this show and get a lot out of the characters and the stories otherwise I wouldn’t care to talk about it.

And remember!

The Lego Monkie Kid interpretation of Sun Wukong has never done anything wrong ever in his entire life and pissing in Buddha’s hand does not count.

#lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk analysis #kai keda analysis

[ink-fireplace-coffee]

Character Introduction: Isaac Da Ville.

Summary: Isaac might be one of the few people with Da Ville blood in his veins that do not wish to become powerful. Instead, he believes the only thing worth seeking is knowledge, and with that the ability to help others. When the chance to learn and discover way more than he thought it was possible appears, Isaac knows he must take it... Even if it means becoming the Heir. Even if it means losing his own family and freedom over it.

Age: 24

Pronouns: he/him.

Magic: mind reading; telepathy.

Character Study:

Isaac had been sleeping less than two hours for three days straight, the fog covered almost everything, including his glasses, and his brain was sleepier than normal.

In other words, his usual filter that avoided his direct thoughts to go to his mouth was completely gone.

"Excuse me, are you a ghost?" He asked, unsure of which answer he preferred. "Maybe not. Maybe she's an angel," he thought, trying to focus his eyes on her.

The stranger laughed, as if Isaac's question had been a joke. Her eyes almost disappeared with her smile.

"Neither a ghost or an angel, I think." So he had said it out loud. Oops. "Are you sure the cold hasn't freeze over your brain?"

She handed Isaac the coffee thermos, and then took of the winter hat she had been wearing: it was hot pink with a big white pompom at the top.

Without waiting for an answer, she put it on his head.

"How does it look?" He asked, not being fully awake, then he gulped down the coffee: he needed to stop saying dumb things.

Sol put her hand to her cheek, acting like she was thinking and turned her face, observing him from different angles.

"I'd say it fits like a glove, but it's a hat, so..." she joked and he snorted on the coffee. "I'm Sol."

"Isaac."

"I haven't seen you around, Isaac," Sol commented, "Do you have evening classes?"

And the spell broke. After he would tell her his surname, Isaac knew that her smile would vanish and she would ask for her winter pink hat and her silver thermos back. That she would step away from him, pretending an excuse to walk on the other direction and that they would never talk again unless he started the conversation.

In moments like these, anyone who could read minds would use their power with no hesitation. Even if he could lie and say that the opinion of other's was not important, the idea of meeting someone outside of his family who would talk to him willingly, filled his insides with a warm feeling.

Or, maybe it was just the coffee.

"No, I..." he doubted. He didn't want to lie, but saying the truth could be equally horrible. "I'm a Da Ville," he blurted out, bracing himself for her reaction.

Sol's smile was gone.

And... there it was.

Isaac lamented internally. With a bit of luck, the library would open soon, and they wouldn't have to talk anymore. With a bit of luck, she would be browsing for something at the other side of where he would be, and they wouldn't even see each other.

And everything that could've been would only take place in his imagination.

"Um... What does that mean?" she asked instead. He frowned slightly, and she rushed to explain herself. "I'm sorry if it's something important and I don't know it! I came here not very long ago and even now I still get lost, and there's only five streets in this town!" she blurted out, nervous.

"You... You don't know the Da Ville's?"

----

Is the Blood Thicker? Taglist (ask to be added or removed!!) @enchanted-lightning-aes @rose-bookblood @writing-is-a-martial-art @the-orangeauthor @lockejhaven @moonlitinks

#oc introduction #oc intro #wip:¿tls? #wip:itbt? #is the blood thicker? #oc: isaac da ville

[julienloveswho]

~Chapter 3: Dayton Julien was heavily pregnant and sobbing in his bedroom. Reynard left for work about ten minutes ago and there was something big going down but Julien didnt know what it was. Reynard would talk to him about his actual job but when it came to gang activity, he told him as little as possible. "Its for the best. You know the less I tell you, the safer it keeps you. No one can force information out of you if you dont have the information". Thats the answer he would get anytime he would ask. Reynard kissed him. "Dont worry treasure. Dayton will be here in a few minutes and I wont leave until hes here. The alarms will be on and Dayton is armed. Id stay home but I cant skip work tonight, they are sending me on an important mission". And with that he was off. Reynard works a government job (hes actually a high level agent). So, Julien probably knows more than he should when it comes to actual work stuff. Its good cover for his other activities really… Reynard is a powerful gang leader. He heads up one of three powerful crime families that run, well everything. Julien does know that they make their money selling drugs and extorting local businesses (offering to protect them from the other two gangs).

His right hand man and second in command is another ancient vampire and his long time friend, Conrad. The information man, another powerful vampire, is Bradford. Bradford belongs to Conrad (Conrad is his maker and his lover). The three also share ancient powerful blood magic (remember Christopher? - he is also a powerful immortal who gave them all the right of ascention long ago). The grunts of the gang are a couple of Reynards trusted sons. The one he trusts the most is Dayton. Dayton is Shayne's son (not that we will be talking much about Shayne).. He is a dormant (no active magic or need for blood but still just as strong as if he needed to partake and will live forever). This is why he is trusted to be here right now but as you are about to find out, that trust was misplaced.Dayton enters Juliens bedroom and finds him crying on the bed.

"Please dont cry. I cant stand to see tears on your lovely face" "I cant help it. Everything is just wrong right now. Im scared. Im huge like a blimp and its making me feel so ugly.. What, lovely, really?" Dayton sits on the bed beside Julien and wipes his tears. "Yes, very lovely. Not huge, far from ugly. And please dont be scared. I wont let anything happen to you" He stands and raises his shirt up revealing the large gun ''As you can see, Im packing''.

Julien noticed Dayton had an erection and he motioned to it ''Yes, I can see that your packing". "Omg" He turns away embarassed. "Im so sorry. Thats not approriate. Your sitting here all upset and Im waving my erection in your face. I wouldnt blame you if you punched me in it". "Im not going to do that..but I am curious where it came from. I mean Im sitting here looking a hot mess. Your consoling a sobbing hot mess" "Well.. If you want honesty" "I do" "Your very attractive.. Like very, very, attractive.. And I can see your lace underwear peeking out from under your barely tied robe. Everytime I see you I get dirty, oh so dirty, thoughts about you. Frequently wondering what your panties look like. If you wear boxers like a man or prefer more lacy undies like a girl. I love walking by you so I can smell you and I breath deep every time I pass you, then I imagine what it must be like to taste the smell" He closes his eyes, like hes imagining it. ''Bend over and lick me then"

Dayton leans over, placing one hand on each side of Julien on the mattress. He licks the left side of Julien's neck, then proceeds to suck on Julien's ear, before deciding to kiss him deeply. Parting his lips with his tongue and massaging his tongue with his. ''Oh my god. Wow. Can you do that again?" "I can do that as many times as you want me too" "Do you really think Im attractive? Even big like this?" "Your not big.. Your pregnant.. And yes" Julien pulled Dayton down onto the bed with him. Dayton was surprised by this but very happy with this turn of events so he wasnt about to say no. Although he was a little worried about the ass beating his Dad would give him if he found out. Julien tossed his robe onto the floor. "Its getting in my way" he said. Then he got on top of Dayton and starting to give him the most intimate flood of kisses. Dayton's hands roamed up and down Julien's back (which was actually rather muscular) and eventually his hands settled on his hips. "Is this okay" Julien asked. "Probably not.. But I want to do it anyway" Wait.. "I need to put the gun on the night stand'' "Omg. Yes, please put that thing away'' ''Dont worry the safety was on''

Dayton put the gun on the night, kicked his shoes off, tossed his shirt on the dresser, and unbuttoned his pants. He placed his pants on the dresser with his shirt and Julien giggled when he saw his boxer shorts. "Hey dont laugh at my cartoon boxers. They are comfortable'' "I bet they are. Let me feel" and he slid his hand inside them. "Oh yes very comfortable'' Uncontrollable giggle. ''Well they arent at the moment but thats more the case of blue balls I have going on'' ''I can cure that.. Lets drop these bad boys and see whats going on in there". Boxers hit the floor and omg Julien is instantly impressed to see that Dayton is as well endowed as his father is.. An equally impressive thick monster cock springs to life. "Wowzers" "I hope your going to let me suck on that like its a lollipop" "I wouldnt dream of stopping you" Julien notices Dayton has a strawberry birthmark on his right ballsack. At least he thinks its a birthmark. Almost like he can feel Julien's gaze on it Dayton speaks up ''Dont worry, its just one of those strawberry birth marks. Its not some weird std or something. Im clean I promise". ''Lets see if your precum tastes like strawberries shall we'' and he licks it off. ''No.. but still tasty''. By this point Julien has got really good at deep throating those massive cocks so hes able to relax his throat and take that thing like a pro.

"Do you want me to stop or do you want to cum in my mouth'' ''Id like to properly fuck me if you will let me.. Tell me what you like". ''Will you spoon me? Id love an intense but gentle experience'' ''Your wish is my command'' He takes his spot as the big spoon and spends a minute or two getting lined up right (yes, he was a bit nervous and didnt want to mess it up), then enters. He puts one hand on Julien's pregnant belly. "Is it okay my hand is there". "Yes, if its not weird for you. I dont mind". Honestly it was a bit weird feeling the baby move under his hand but he imaged that Julien was pregnant with his baby and it made him even harder (the thought that it was their love that created a life- that they had that kind of relationship). He wrapped his arms around Julien, help him tight, and made slow intense love to him until they both came.. He went to get up to leave.. 'Where are you going". "I was going to go sleep on the couch" "Please sleep with me. You can go to the couch later". Dayton climbed back into the bed and they fell asleep… Before Julien loved Gino.. Julien feel in love with Dayton.

[kumkaniudaku]

Prompt Request : “I’ve never wanted to lick the buffalo hot wings sauce out of someone’s mouth but here we are.” Reader x Damson Idris 😊

Dating for Damson was complicated. Star power had its drawbacks, and not dating like a normal 30 year old was at the top of the very short list.

He wasn’t afraid of the often talked about gold digger or meeting an overzealous fan. He was terrified of not living up to the expectation many women had concocted on internet forums and in his private messages. As charming as he usually was, the pressure to always entertain was stifling. He just wanted a good time. A chance match on an dating app had him hoping for the best and preparing for the worst.

She was a cute girl. The prompts on her profile painted her as an ambitious geek with a passion for baking and Call of Duty. He doubted the last one, but struck up a conversation solely based on a pair of Prada heels in one of her photos. The words flowed effortlessly for two weeks until she extended the invitation to a mini golf attraction. Standing in front of the building while a Spring chill in Atlanta tried to cool off the muggy evening, he was starting to believe that she’d pulled the greatest vanishing act he’d seen thus far.

“Damson?”

A pleasant Southern drawl caught his attention before bringing him face to face with the woman of the hour.

“Oh wow,” he uttered louder than intended. When her expression showed a bit of confusion, he straightened up and extended his hand. “I meant, yes. Damson. Alicia, right?”

“Yeah. Sorry to keep you waiting. Did you get my text?”

Confusion came before his embarrassment. Had he carried both of his phones, he likely would’ve received what ever explanation she’d sent. But the absence of his business phone killed any chance of that.

“Uh, no. I left my other phone at my place and-”

“Damn, I’m in the fake phone? We startin’ on the wrong foot already,” she laughed. When Damson let off an awkward chuckle in response, she gave him a reassuring smile. “I’m joking. If we’re gonna be out tonight, you gotta loosen up. I didn’t touch up these braids for nothin’.”

“Oh so, that’s why you were late? And here I was cancelling my hair appointment to be on time for you!”

Their shared laughter rang out in the crowded parking garage, drawing attention that only made them laugh harder.

Easy energy kept the conversation light as Damson and Alicia rolled through rounds of indoor mini golf. Her competitive streak led to back and forth tales of their days as athletes between lessons on British slang. For the first time in over a year, Damson felt comfortable enough to drop pieces of his public persona and slip into a more comfortable version of himself. Talking to her felt like second nature. Each corny joke and song lyric reference had him wondering what she’d be like on date two, three or more.

“So, how you likin’ the city?” Alicia asked after wiping hot wing sauce from her mouth for the 100th time.

“Eh, it’s alright. It’s not Peckham or LA, but it’ll do.”

Alicia studied Damson’s sideways grin before rolling her eyes. “You like seeing me fired up, huh?”

“What makes you think that?”

“Because ain’t no way you’d blaspheme my hometown and not think that I won’t pipe up.”

“Ooh, pipe up. I’ll add that to my Urban Dictionary research list.” He watched her roll her eyes again with a laugh. “One thing I will say is that wings here are top 10 in the world.”

“If we don’t do nothing else, we gone fry and sauce a wing! Stick around long enough and I’ll take you for some at one our local gourmet establishments.”

“Local gourmet? Is this a steakhouse or…”

“I’m sure they can throw a steak on for you down at The Flame or Magic.”

“The Fla…” Damson’s voice trailing made Alicia giddy with anticipation while he slowly came to a slow realization. “You’re trying to take me to a strip club.”

“And a couple other places if tonight goes as planned.”

The pair shared bashful stares across the table before diverting to get a look at their surroundings. Damson felt the long forgotten flutter or butterflies in his gut and chuckled at himself. Feeling for a random dating app link wasn’t in the plan. But Alicia felt like a change of pace that he was willing to explore.

“So, we sh-”

“Is it cool if I-”

Laughter took over the conversation to cover their embarrassing blunder.

Damson nodded to give Alicia the go ahead. “Ladies first.”

Alicia released a shaky breath to steady the words on the tip of her tongue before speaking. The corners of her mouth turned up into a flirtatious smile.

“Look, I don’t believe in beating around the bush. I’ve been thinking about kissing you all night. And I feel like we’re on the same page about that the way you keep looking at my lips, but let me know if I’m wrong about that.”

“I have been looking at your lips,” Damson admitted. “But mainly because you are smashing those wings and you have sauce all over your mouth.”

Alicia’s face morphed into a horrified expression while she rushed to get a look at her lips in her phone’s camera. Before she could finish the motion, Damson carefully gripped her wrist.

“I didn’t say entirely. I’ve never wanted to lick the buffalo hot wings sauce from someone’s mouth before, but here we are.”

The world around them seemed to slow as they searched for reassurance in each other’s eyes. A tentative move forward from Alicia led Damson to mirror her actions until there lips met and electricity made them tingle from head to toe.

Damson was the first to break the kiss and smile.

“Okay so, there are two things I like about Atlanta.”

#damson idris imagine #damson idris #request

[queentala]

For the writing request thing, what do you think itd be like dating manon and asterin (poly) with a fae reader who has fire magic but is really gentle and likes to paint,thank you!

Yeah at first I was like: THAT'S THE BEST IDEA! I CAN'T WAIT TO WRITE IT

Then I realized they're cousins and I was like: bro 🧍da fuk?!

And then I saw this:

And I'm like: it's still the best idea so let's go!!!

Dating Manon and Asterin

Fae!reader with fire powers

They see you as someone too good for this world and someone who needs to be protected at all cost.

Asterin would be more affectionate and open with you.

She would randomly hug you from behind or hold your hand when you’re walking somewhere because she doesn’t want to loose you. She would wrap her hands around you and kiss your forehead or pull you in for a kiss without any occasion.

Asterin would also smile and laugh around you. You’re someone she feels really comfortable with.

Manon on the other hand would show her love through actions like “Go and put that fucking scarf on! It’s cold outside” or “Let me do it for you, I don’t want you to get hurt dumbo”

She acts like she’s annoyed with you but the truth is that you’re melting her heart of ice and she doesn’t want to show it.

In the evenings all three of you would cuddle in your enormous bed. Your back pressed into Manon as she plays with your hair and Asterin’s face buried in the crock of your neck or between your boobs and her arms wrapped tightly around your waist or either way you squeezed between their bodies. They like to hold you during night to make sure you’re there with them and nothing will hurt you as long as they watch over you.

Sometimes when they come back home from hunting Crochans exhausted and bruised they become pretty clingy. Manon lays her head on your lap while Asterin lays on your tummy and they drift off to sleep. You always sketch them in moments like this because seeing Ironteeth witches snuggling you like a plushie is something that must be remembered.

For your birthday they got you bracelets connected with rings that look like their iron nails. They also taught you how to use them so you can defend yourself when they’re not around and you can’t use magic.

 About your magic... You always hated it. You believed your fire can only cause destruction and death so you hardly ever used it. When your witches found out about it, they were really shocked and called you a dumbo (they call you this a lot) because you should be grateful for such a powerful gift from gods.

Asterin managed to persuade you to use your magic more often. During winter nights you create different shapes of fire that burned in your fireplace or you made flames dance in your garden so beautifully that both witches could sit and watch them for hours.

Your term of endearment for them is obviously “witchlings”. They call you “little Fae”, “little flame” or something connected with your animal form

They let you do their makeup even though witches don’t wear it. They just can’t say no to you. And you let them brush and braid your hair (Manon won’t admin it out loud but she really enjoys those moments. It helps her relax.)

I think it’s the most obvious thing - they’re fucking territorial and overprotective. They only let The Thirteen near you. Any other witch, woman and especially man will 100% end up with slipped throat if they even touch you. Yes, few people already had lost their lives.

When Asterin is jealous she’s immediately beside you, pulling you into her embrace like she'd wanted to hide you form the world. You're only hers and Manon's and no other person is worthy your attention.

Jealous Manon on the other hand is a death sentence. Iron claws and teeth are immediately on display. Whoever dared to touch you is already bleeding out or is held by their throat while Manon explains what will happen to them if they dare to hurt you again.

Manon and Asterin are always training in the morning. It’s perfect opportunity for you to admire your hot girlfriends so sometimes you just sit with cup of tea and watch them fight. Other times you take your sketchbook or canvas and draw while listening to the sound of blades colliding and occasionally glancing at their sweaty bodies.

If they are away for long time or they’re visiting another country they would always bring you new paints or any other accessories.

Another obvious thing - they take you flying on their wyverns as often as possible. Sometimes you fly on Nerene with Asterin doing loops and barrels, racing with the wind and feeling free. Other times you fly on Abraxos as Manon holds you tightly against her enjoying beautiful view beneath you and yours lovers presence. Either way it’s the best experience in the world.

You loved it so much that your witches considered getting you your own wyvern but Abraxos protested (he’s also little territorial bub)

They also take you hiking pretty often. Strolling through the Oakwald Forest and admiring the wild life. Sometimes you hike during summer nights and sit at the top of the mountain till the sunrise.

Like they just can’t sit and do nothing. The wind is calling them and because they don’t like to leave you, you’re always going with them (unless it’s dangerous, then they make you stay at home or sent you to other safe place)

They tease you all the time, not only in sexual way but for like little things you do - you mispronounce one word, since now they gonna point it out every time you say it correctly. And when you finally have enough and just walk away from them, they will run up to you and kiss you as they apologize but the wicked smile never leaving their faces.

When you’re sad usually Manon sends Asterin to deal with it (she’s great at comforting - she will listen to everything you have to say and then cheer you up. When it’s really bad she occasionally makes few jokes to make you smile. Back to Manon. Sometimes seeing you sad just breaks something inside her and she decides to go over her limits. She holds you close and stroke your hair, kissing your forehead from time to time.

“Oo someone’s angry... Look at you, so cute”

Because of you they understood that all those stereotypes about witches being heartless are bullshit. They care so deeply for you they would tear the whole world apart and kill every single person on their way if you went missing. They would give you everything you asked for and protect you until the darkness claim them. 

I know it took me so long to publish. Do I have a decent explanation? No. Did I started writing seven stories at once? Yes I did. Am I going to finish any of them soon? Also no. Yeah, I know I’m annoying.

Also I’m writing Lorcan x reader x Rowan and I can’t decide if I should make them date or not in this relationship. Give me your opinion :)

And I'm gonna do Manon x reader x Asterin nsfw headcanons soon 😏

#throne of glass #manon x reader #manon blackbeak #manon blackbeak x reader #asterin x reader #asterin blackbeak #asterin blackbeak x reader #manon x reader x asterin #poly headcanons #polyamory #crown of midnight #heir of fire #queen of shadows #empire of storms #tower of dawn #kingdom of ash #the thirteen #ironteeth witches #tog imagines #tog x reader

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Hey...i really like your hcs😚...as a idea how would they all react if mc gives them a body massage😁???...my otome blog is @redheadkittys...

Mc gives OM! Brothers Massages HC (g/n)

Reblogging perms ✅

•*in celebration of the student council's successful quarter mc gives out hand made "tickets" for free body massages as a reward for their hard work*

Lucifer

• Lucifer was hesitant about accepting the ticket as he doesn't like to be touched very much.. however he's willing to make an exception since it will be you *he walks in wearing a wine red satin robe*

• *you start to feel hot seeing his chest exposed by his robe* "if you wouldn't mind I'll take your robe and hang it for you"

• "why not at all" as he slips his robe off each shoulder individually, his muscles gradually exposed.

• you knew he had muscles.. but they're even more defined up close *you hang his robe on the door* "would you please go ahead and lay on the table for me?"

•*Lucifer lays stomach down on the table and gets comfortable*

•"I'm glad you decided to use your ticket Lucifer.. you're always working at your desk, so I worry about you sometimes (even if you do have ab's)" you begin to massage his back*

•"A-ah y/n, you're quite a skilled masseuse.."

• You never imagined you would hear Lucifer moan like this.. it's gruff and murmured, as if he himself didn't even know he could make such sounds..

[Simp Cliffhanger Check :)]

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Asmo

• "I have been in desperate need of a good massage *sigh* thank you y/n :)"

• "of course! I'm happy to help, allow me to hang your robe queen Asmo!"

• "Sure!" *he hands you his lavender velvet robe with a delighted grin as be brushes his silky hair behind his ear*

• you melted. You're beyond liquid state, you have vaporized. Even though his powers don't work on you, he didn't require his powers for this result. *You receive his robe and hang it on the door*

•Asmo knows what to do already as this isn't his first massage. He's already layed on the table waiting patiently for your touch💞

•You begin massaging his lower back, his skin is smooth as butter if not smoother. This feeling could be easily addicting..

•"Ah yes! Just what I needed! Your touch is magical y/n! Ahhh.." *he's never felt so satisfied*

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Satan

*Satan enters with slight arrogance wearing a dark green cotton robe* he was originally unsure about taking you up on the offer however he talked himself into it when he imagined your hands moving up his body..*

•"may I have your robe sir Satan?"

•"Sure" *he hands you his robe* he doesn't want you to know but he's a bit nervous.. he's been known to make sounds he finds embarrassing.

•*You hang his robe and give him a warm smile in hopes to calm him* it appears to work. *you guide him to the table and lay him on his chest*

•*his pecs press gently against the table and he lets out a sweet "mm" he's very sensitive to touch..*

•the sound was so fulfilling that it would pleasantly engrave itself into your memory. You must hear more..

[Simp Cliffhanger Check :)]

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Levi

•"H-hey y/n"

•"Hey Levi! Here let me take your robe for you :)"

•He hands his robe to you but he looks a bit insecure

•"would you prefer to keep it on? Whatever's most comfortable for you!"

•"n-no it's fine, would you like me to lay he-here?"

•"Yes please, if you will" *you light some candles and turn on some music to ease his nerves* *you begin to massage*

•"It feels nice when you r-rub my back like that.. haaa~" *he's warm for a demon..* *his neck is pretty tense from all the gaming and wearing headsets 24/7*

•*You gently rub out his knots*

•*he stands up and looks a whole inch and a half taller than before* *he gifts you with a giddy smile as you hand him back his robe* "Thank you y/n I feel much b-better<3"

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Beel

•*Beel ducks under the door as he enters [he is 6'4" (°•°)] he is resting his hands on his stomach*

•"o-oh Beel *nervous* you're not wearing anything.."

•"Yeah, I was told to change out of my clothes"

•"not a problem 😅 just go ahead and lay down over here"

•"okay" *gurglee* "mmh"

•*you start to massage but he's really tense and not relaxed* "Beel are you too hungry to relax?"

•*nods sadly*

•"I'll be right back just sit tight!" *You go to the kitchen and prepare some backstabbing sandwiches* *you come back with all the sandwiches on display* "here, these should help!'

• *His mouth is watering just looking at them* "Thank you y/n" *munch~munch~munch* *he demolishes the backstabbing sandwiches within seconds and let's out a large belch*

•"Better?"

•*nods happily*

• *You begin massaging him again* he is much more relaxed and seems to be enjoying himself, you're happy 🧡 *you finish his massage* *you help him up and you walk with him to the door*

•*he suddenly stops..* *he leans down to you and sweetly kisses your lips* "Thank you for the sandwiches :) " *he ducks under the doorframe and walks down the hall*

• (๑♡⌓♡๑) ...............

"WAIT! BEEL! YOU NEED CLOTHES!!"

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Mammon

<There's a NSFW version for Mammon that goes a lot more in depth that none of you would have expected! Coming soon! Hehe!>

•"Oi! Y/N I'm here for my massage!"

•"Come on in!" *You signal him over* "Let me hang your robe for you"

•"Sure thing!" *he hands you his robe*

•*You hang up his robe and lay Mammon down on the table* His back muscles are so prominent.. you weren't prepared for his back to be so sexy.. *you begin to massage him whilst admiring every inch*

•"Oh yeah! that's da spot y/n! Mmmm"

........ To be continued 👀

Read here

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Belphie

•*Yawn* "Good morning y/n.."

•"Good Afternoon Belphie" *chuckle* "are you here for your massage?" You're confused because he just generally walks around in robes

•"Yeah, is now a good time?"

•"Sure! Just hand me your robe and get comfy on the table for me"

•*He does just that*

•*You massage him gently*

• His hips have a shape to them that feels nice in your hands. He's slim yet denser than he looks.

•*You run your hands up his spine and massage his shoulder blades*

•"Ah.. y/n. If you keep massaging there I might. just.. zzzz.." *He fell asleep* (◕દ◕)

•*you grab his robe and drape it over his unconscious body like a blanket* *you find his pillow and prop his head up careful not to wake him*

•*he whispers..* "my love... y/n.." *💤

(A/N) haha I feel evil leaving you on these cliff hangers but it's so much fun to think that you're imagining where it goes from there!

Hehe sorry I accidentally pick favorites <3

#obey me game #otome game #otome #obey me #obey me shall we date #belphegor obey me #obey me beelzebub #obey me headcanons #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me swd #om beel #om lucifer #om x reader #omswd #om! #mammon #mc #swd asmodeus #om! asmodeus #leviathan #lucifer #mammon x reader #anime #weeb #otome romance #headcanon

[wistfulrat]

a 4-part rec list of my fave drarry fics - the thrillers, dramas, soft bois, and wankbanks getting me through 2020′s shitstorm

[ for my fellow fledgling drarry stans bc im also very new here! like tbh i think the last fic i read pre-pandemic was a 1D ziam series back in 2013?? lmao god. but alas, after reading HP fanfic for the first time during lockdown & subsequently 300+ drarry fics since then, it is time. it’s time to be embarrassing about it online via lengthy rec lists. and if you end up loving any of these fics? follow the authors, leave kudos & comments on their work, send them nice msgs bc they do all this shit for free & that’s wild ]

part 1: thrillers

mood: for when i need something exciting, haunting, immersive, fast-paced

includes: case fics, mystery fics, plotty adventures!! expansive world-building, time warps, magical theory, wizarding politics!! the thrill of a chase!!! you’ll get your drama & spicy sex but mostly it’s the unravelling that hooks you. because for these?? you’re here for the ride, bitch.

Shibboleths by @lol-zeitgeistic​​ - 100k - E Douglas Adams sci-fi fantasy rom-com wet dream. i'm mad about how good it is. the boys are hogwarts professors and something Scary Big is happening in the magical world and the Dursleys are here?? i audibly gasped, i laughed, i remained on the edge of my fucking seat the whole time

Hermione Granger's Hogwarts Crammer for Delinquents on the Run by @waspabi​​ - 93k - T canon divergence excellence!! jkr*wling is punching the air rn. harry doesn’t learn he’s a wizard till he’s 17 and he’s Miffed. voldy is ruining everything, the Order is underground. hermione’s got her own band of rebel teens. also draco’s here and he's very gay for harry and very mad about it. road trips, tent sleeping, hijinks, guerilla warfare, seizing the press, feisty kids out to fuck ur shit uP while flirting a little. this is honestly an all-time fave.

If an Injury Is to Be Inflicted by @shealwaysreads​​ - 45k - E ANARCHIST DRARRY IS GOD TIER and the pacing here is relentless. it’s a post-war hellscape and harry’s missing and draco is scheming. it’s violent, it’s sexy, it’s tightly written, it’s got observations on the cost of survival and revolution, it’s brilliant.

Azoth by @lol-zeitgeistic​ - 88k - E 8th year magical theory time and the boys are Ambitious in a hot-mad-scientist kind of way. harry is a late-bloomer Swot and has a heart-boner for genius!draco and draco tries not to have a gay panic about it?? there’s animagi, alchemy, poetic theories of change!! & lots of bird metaphors. immaculate

The Boy Who Only Lived Twice by @letteredlettered​​ - 54k - E a spy and his handler ohmygoD I'm a hoe for missions of the impossible sort and secret identities!! & the unravelling of said identities!! the need to be seen at war with the need to escape. draco & harry as equals, evenly-matched and whip-smart and terrifying on the battlefield?? incredible

Who We Are in The Shadows by @quicksilvermaid​ - 100k - E an ex-auror. an elusive investigator. boys Gone Rouge. it’s very hot of them in a magical-bourne-identity kind of way. powerful werewolf harry + intelligent draco + outmaneuvering bad guys outside the law?? there’s a reason you’ve seen this specific creature fic in every drarry list bc IT’S FUCKING EXCELLENT IS WHAT IT IS

Turn From Stone by @harryromper​ - 45k - M post-war hogwarts castle-magic turned malevolent as shit and it might be lost forever except!! hermione’s going to save the day and her plan’s seedy as hell but the DA gang + draco are all here. an adventure fic feat. the black lake but even more ominous, haunted common rooms, libraries of death, flying daggers, deception, ancient spells, drarry fighting for their lives but in a hot way.

The Art of Shadow Boxing by @tommylane​ - 178k - E draco’s a professional fighter in Thailand and oh shit harry’s here but he hasn't seen harry in 7years?? and what the fuCK happened during their AU horcrux adventures with the trio that made draco disappear to Thailand?? something is amiss. mafia moms, wrestling sexily, so much pining, flashbacks, pentagrams. draco needs a hug.

The Fall of the Veils by @letteredlettered​​ - 60k - M "muggles find out about wizards, wars are fought, apparition is abolished, political conspiracies abound, draco is asexual, and harry has legilimency sex with him” -- IS THAT SUMMARY NOT FUCKING WILD I WAS HOOKED. the scale of this fic is breathtaking and makes you appreciate the labor of world-building in genre fics bc the political and moral complexities of this fic, bitch??? lives rent free in my head

REVOLVELOVER by @firethesound​ @lol-zeitgeistic​​ - 46k - E hit-wizard harry and anti-government extremist draco!! ethics, political corruption, car chases, subterfuge. and god the mood of this fic. the characterization! weaponized-stoic-hurting harry. obsessive-anarchist-yearning draco. carnal, us-against-the-world kind of love. hmm I would simply die for thEM.

Like Clockwork by agentmoppet - 40k - E curse-breaker draco and unspeakable harry!! they’re both hoes for puzzles. harry has a Secret and broods a lot. draco is pissy about it. they’re both too clever for their own good. featuring mysterious objects with a side of trust issues and wanting to murder your crush.

Burn the Curtains and the Wine by @nerdherderette​​ - 24k - E mr. and mrs. smith but it’s harry and draco and it’s exactly as hot and exciting as it sounds. the secret lives of married assassins feat. car explosions, sexily dueling in the desert, draco wielding muggle weapons!

In The Hand by aideomai - 28k - T HELL YEA DRARRY MULTIVERSE BITCHES LOVE THE DRARRY MULTIVERSE. harry’s been missing for months and now we’re dabbling in other dimensions, messing with time travel, racing against the clock, meeting every version of drarry you’ve ever read about. fics within a fic!! god I love it I would read anything aideomai writes tbh, they invented thrill and they do it with less than 30k words?? the talent

Crossing Lines by ren @alcoholicrevo - 48k - E smuggle rings, undercover investigations, draco being hot, harry being flustered by draco being hot -- all of this taking place on a swank train with themed sections and everything. it’s magical murder on the orient express time, bitch!!

Tales from the Special Branch by @femmequixotic​​ - 1.2m - E a 5-part, multiple pov, behemoth of an auror-fic series worthy of its hype bc you know what? it truly Has It All - murders, drama, sex, treason, spooky magical shit, political conflict, drama-ridden relationships, a truly complex & full-bodied cast featuring the Hot Slytherins. jkr*wling fucking WISHES she had the range

[part 2: dramas | part 3: soft bois | part 4: wankbanks]

#drarry fic rec #drarry fic rec list #drarry #remember reading your first drarry fic and being like hmmm what's this about #oh #time to scream #and then one day your shitty safari app has like 367 ao3 bookmarks #its repressed 20 somethings returning to fandom mid-pandemic o'clock sweeties #let's ignore the drarry notes app poster bc lmao just imagine my stubby fingers trying to write legibly #a mESS