#gf quote

[caryophyllenes]

"i have to go pee and you better not be looking at sconces when I get back"

#README #help i have an obsession #my only passion in life is interior decorating #i was indoctrinated from a young age by watching HGTV all day with my grandparents #gf quote

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie: "Sometimes I just wish I could get on your level! You know, really see things from YOUR perspective!"

Vaggie: "Metaphorically from my perspective?"

Charlie: "....."

Vaggie: "...you mean metaphorically from my perspective, right babe?

Charlie: "........."

- one perspective change later -

Husk: "Why the FUCK are you carrying your girlfriend piggyback around the hotel??"

Vaggie: "It's an experiment."

Charlie: (awed) "Everything seems so BIG from down here..."

Vaggie: "It's also a test of my love for her."

Charlie: "You are very VERY brave for being so small."

Vaggie: "I love you so much I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #incorrect quotes #that one starwars meme #charlie's admiration for her smol gf grew three times that day #and vaggie miraculously did not dump her #literally /or/ metaphorically

[siriuslygay1981]

Sirius-This is my best friend

Regulus-Oh haha you should hide him from me if u don't want me to flirt with him

Sirius -He's older than you?

Regulus-He don't gotta know that

Sirius-He's literally right here listening

*James making heart eyes at reg*

Regulus- We don't gotta tell anyone bbg

#marauders incorrect quote #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect marauders era #james potter #regulus black #sirius black #marauders #jegulus #modern marauders #this was me to my brothers gf #jokingly ofc #but anyways #marauders era #marauders fandom #dead gay wizards from the 70s #hp marauders #harry potter marauders #the marauders #marauder era #the marauders era #jamespotter #james fleamont potter #james x regulus #regulusblack #regulus a black #jegulus headcanon #jeggy #jegulus incorrect quotes #sunseeker

[fandomnerd9602]

Agatha knocks on Rockstar!Wanda’s apartment door…

Y/N answers…

Agatha: oh…is Wanda ready for practice?

Y/N: she’s tired right now. I’m sorry Agatha

Agatha: oh I bet she’s tired (winks) probably went all night, am I right? (Laughs)

Y/N closes the door…

Y/N rolls their eyes and goes right back to Wanda who has a cold…

Wanda: thank you detka

Y/N: I’m not gonna leave my rockstar’s side til she’s all better

Y/N kisses her forehead….

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #rocker chick #rockstar gf #rockstar girlfriend #rockstar Wanda #the scarlet witch #agatha harkness #scarlet witch

[iamharryhale]

*At a bar*

Buck, drunk: I feel like in another universe Eddie and I are definitely dating.

Albert: Don’t you have a girlfriend? Like— like in this universe?

Eddie, also dunk: We could definitely date in this universe, you coward.

Ravi: Don’t you also have a girlfriend?!

#incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect 911 #evan buckley #buddie #incorrect buddie quotes #incorrect buddie #eddie diaz #buddie 911 #buck x eddie #evan x eddie #they have gfs #unfortunately #ravi panikkar #buck albert bestiesm #albert han

[luvvbi7ez]

"you don't know how much i love you" show me. declare your love for me in a way that would make everyone else flinch and turn their eyes away (in fear? in disgust?). i'll walk through the carnage and kiss you as the blood stains my shoes.

#im so so sorry for my hiatus!! i've been swamped with work and unmotivaton #irl yandere #yanblr #yancore #obsessive love #yandere girl #actually yandere #yandere blog #obsessive #yandere gf #yandere #yandere irl #irl yan #obsessive thoughts #obslove #actually obsessive #obsessive yandere #lovesick #twisted love #yandere quotes #yan blog #yandere community #yanderecore

[teentoospoiled]

Try.

With each try, you make progress.

Progress leads to completion.

#quotes #motivational quotes #words #text #feminine journey #goddess energy #high value woman #black femininity #luxury black women #black hypergamy #spoiled girlfriend #spoiled gf #rich black women #spoiled trophy wife #stay at home girlfriend #self improvement #growth #love #self esteem #studyblr

[mulderscully]

DOCTOR WHO: THE NIGHTMARE OF BLACK ISLAND by Mike Tucker ♡

#* #dwedit #dwgif #rtdedit #doctor who #dw #timepetals #tenrose #ten x rose #doctor x rose #tenth doctor #rose tyler #otpsource #usertom #usernani #userlanie #this is for the msr tenrose girlies <3 #i've always wanted to like DO something w/ this quote bc like #msr refernce and gf canon moment like? it's so me #but i never know how to use book quotes on edits to convey the scene? #so i just chose the most msr coded moments i think

[celestial-artisan]

Angel: I love ya. Husk: How many people have you said that to? Angel: Everyone. Husk: What? Anthony: I told everyone that I love ya.

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #huskerdust #husk #hazbin hotel husk #angel dust #anthony #i wrote this and i'm crying #this is like me and my gf #me being angel and my gf being husk #except usually our personalities are more like she being a tamer niffty and me being a (somehow) more unhinged angel #i'm gonna try and post more diverse ships now #hehe

[lovl3igh]

annabeth said multiple times that percy was gone for 6 months and also we know he disseapered in december and they had reunion in june but either because percy isn't a math genius or because he's a drama queen, every time he speaks about his disseaperance, he claims it was longer

#“you stole 8 months of my life” #“I was gone for the whole year” #next thing he's gonna say he wasn't with annabeth for 10 years #dramatic boyfriend #also the quotes are 100% incorret I didn't read books in english #but the point stands #dude can't be without his gf for 5 minutes bc he thinks it's eternity #tbf his obsession is reasonable #pjo spoilers #pjo #percy jackson spoilers #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #hera #heroes of olympus #son of neptune #mark of athena #lost hero #chalice of the gods

[siriuslygay1981]

James- Draw me like one of ur French girls

*Bats his eyelashes with a grin*

Regulus- You're an idiot

*James grinning as regulus yanks James's collar, pulling him into a kiss. James pulls regulus closer by the hips*

Regulus-Take ur clothes off

James- Wha-what?!?

*Regulus backs up and takes his sketchbook out*

Regulus- You asked, so deal with it. Take em off.

#marauders era #marauders fandom #dead gay wizards from the 70s #harry potter marauders #hp marauders #marauders #james potter #regulus black #jegulus incorrect quotes #jegulus #jamespotter #james fleamont potter #james x regulus #regulusblack #regulus a black #regulus arcturus black #artist regulus #james teasin reg cuz why not #james is regulus' muse #also thought of this cause i saw a video of this guy pulling his gf in by the waist #and all i thought was wow regulus so has a slutty waist #and james cant keep his hands off of it #also i constantly think of memes in my head #and bam thats the post

[cursehole]

#anniversary for me n my gf but it was yesterday but the time change messed me upppp so i was too sleepy to finish #guess which one is me #tackyart #misc #maybe a new sona oc #i changed the quote it felt too long #changed it to nothing #Her fav is cats are calico

[fandomnerd9602]

Rockstar!Wanda wanders the downtown streets with Y/N…

Wanda: detka this is amazing!

Y/N: small town life has its wonders

Wanda: only if I’m spending it with you

Y/N: you can be so corny

Wanda: (giggles) you bring it out in me

Wanda kisses Y/N…

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #rockstar gf #rockstar girlfriend #rockstar Wanda #scarlet witch #the scarlet witch

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

potato is love, potato is life- local hell woman gives potato to her angelic future wife

Charlie: “I don’t think I should be allowed to interact with women ever again.”

Husk: “Is this about Vaggie giggling over a fucking potato earlier-”

Charlie: “OH IT’S ABOUT THE POTATO ALL RIGHT! WHY THE FUCK DOES THE PHRASE ‘apple of my eye’ EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE WHERE ‘earth apple’ IS ANOTHER WORD FOR POTATO??? WHY DO PEOPLE CALL THE STUPID SPROUTY THINGS ON POTATOES ‘eyes’????? CREATION IS STUPID! IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!”

Husk: “Did you fucking give her the potato.”

Charlie: (slumping) “I was trying to be romantic-!”

Husk: “Did you call HER your potato.”

Charlie: “THE POTATO OF MY HEART! The tuber of my root sprout!”

Husk: “Oh fuck. Shit, that’s. That’s terrible. You really shouldn’t fucking talk to women anymore.”

Charlie: (sobbing) “I WAS TRYING!!! TO BE SWEET!!!!!”

Angel Dust: “-hey gays m’kay, real fucked up question for ya both but- anyone know why Vag G-string is makin’ soppy doe eyes at an uncooked tater tot?”

Husk: “It’s because she’s almost as much of fucking fail loser as her girlfriend, is why.”

Charlie: (sniffs) “She. You think she likes it…?”

Angel Dust: “Charlie chip, she’s starin’ at the damn thing like it’s her first born child.”

Charlie: “Oh…”

Charlie: “…”

Charlie: “Unholy shit…. I am so GOOD with women-”

Husk: “No. No you’re fucking not. It’s just her.”

Charlie: “Well she’s the only one who counts so that’s perfect!”

Angel Dust: “Oh please don’ tell me you gave her the potato-”

Charlie: “BE RIGHT BACK IM GONNA GO GET HER ANOTHER ONE!!!”

Husk: “NO-!”

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #chaggie #vaggie #husk hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #vaggie planting the potato in large vase and becoming Very Protective of it #its corner of the hotel is blocked off by caution tape #and death threats #she does a diving roll to save it the next time someone wrecks the hotel #for a week afterwards the potted potato plant lives in her and charlie's bed room in BED with them #and at that point charlie isn't so sure about this anymore #but it's too late #vaggie takes a thousand pics of the first sprout #she starts a photo album for it #the damn potato plant is now the apple of vaggie's eye #and charlie cant even be annoyed bc it's literally a symbol of her love for vaggie #so she also has to be paranoid over it and check it three times a day #a family can be a demon princess #her fallen angel gf #and their first ever houseplant <3