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crepuscularpete · 1 year
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alowkeyclown · 1 month
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sure i'll go with u to the haunted ruins wreathed in half memories from your traumatic childhood PLATONICALLY COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY PLATONICALLY OF COURSE IM SO CASUAL ALL OF THE TIME DON'T EVEN WORRY
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zarifahart · 1 year
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Omake / Extra Story
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Okay. So. I’ve seen a few fics and posts about Eddie being in a production the Rocky Horror Picture Show and Steve stumbling across it and having a sexual awakening, which, fantastic showstopping incredible BUT
What if we had the opposite.
Picture: baby gay ally Steve with his new lesbian BFF Robin who he wants to be supportive for, so he decides that the best thing for him to do is obviously to drive her up to Indianapolis to find a her gay club and potentially a girlfriend so that she can enjoy all the same things that he does! It’s only logical. It doesn’t quite work out that way of course because although she’s excited, Robin is also nervous and kind of overwhelmed, BUT they do meet a lovely group of Elder Gays™️ who take one look at this Disaster Pair of Obvious Babies and decide that These Are Their Children now.
Steve and Robin both learn a lot from these new adoptive gay parents of theirs, from Safe Sex With Any Gender to How to Find Other Gays Without Attracting Attention to No, There’s More Than Just Gay Or Straight, Yes Really, We Promise. One of the aforementioned things is gay media, including the cult classic RHPS, and what do you know, There’s a Showing On Tonight, Let’s All Go It’ll Be Fun.
They go. And Steve LOVES it. It’s weird as fuck and he doesn’t follow half of the plot, but neither does anyone else it seems like because of just how weird it is, and the songs are all super catchy and screaming the words ‘asshole!’ And ‘slut!’ At the stage is weirdly cathartic for him.
Now. This wouldn’t lead to much of anything, except that Steve watches the movie so much on nights when he can’t sleep without waking up screaming from nightmares that he accidentally memorises all of the songs, and THEN, one night when he and Robin are having a Gay Night On The Town, he gets kind of hammered and ends up doing Karaoke on stage with a drag queen to Touch-a touch-a touch me. And he’s good. Very good, in fact, enough that he’s approached by a local theatre worker who just so happened to be in the club that night, who mentions that auditions for a new production of RHPS are being held soon, you’ve got real talent kid, why don’t you go for it?
And Steve isn’t going to, but he’s in desperate need of a hobby, and Robin is stood next to him chanting DO IT DO IT DO IT FOR MEEEEEEE, and you know what? Their lives are already So Goddamn Weird. So off he goes, and whaddaya know, ladies and gentlemen, you are looking at the brand spanking new Dr Frank-n-furter!
Enter Eddie, stage left.
Now with part two!
Additional stobin interlude scene!
Part Three/Four!
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newgroundstier · 1 year
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i am once again missing niklaus hendrix [NARRATOR VOICE: SHE HAS NEVER LEFT THIS STATE]
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writeouswriter · 1 year
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Reading a fic that's so well written I wish I could close my eyes and just let the descriptions and atmosphere wash over me, but the dilemma with closing my eyes is, well, I then would not be able to continue reading this fic, now would I.
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bob-the-seagull-king · 11 months
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The aroma swirls in my mind! Its stench will not abate and yet still its source alludes me - always behind the next layer of myself.
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aleswiftgron · 5 months
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I saw this on insta, and I know Tim Curry from Scary Movie 2 and The Rocky Horror Picture Show, so it means I'm a goth non-binary gay who likes stand-up comedy, dark humour and doing drag (also musicals)😙✌🏼
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black-and-yellow · 6 months
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Day 2 of Buggy posting :/
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misforgotten2 · 7 months
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Dracula comes to grip with some troubling gender issues.
A book you very likely don’t have on your shelf #376 -- 1981
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HELLO PEOPLE OF TUMBLR
Do you like podcasts?
Queer little horror podcasts?
Ones with ridiculously pathetic main characters?
Can you maybe bare some horrendous editing?
WELL WELL WELL
HAVE I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU
Yeah I made a podcast and it’s on Spotify!!
It’s called the train to caleco hill and currently only the prologue is air but still!!!!
It’s about this stupid little guy called Tash who gets on this spooky train to try and escape the place he is living, which he can’t remember anything before.
But also the train is super messed up
And everything is awful
Here is an extremely vague drawing of Tash you can have- I’ll leave the rest up to interpretation
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ennaih · 5 months
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Every Film I Watch In 2023:
236. Krampus (2015)
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If gender is a spectrum like "red to purple" or whatever then mine is A MYSTERIOUS COLOR UNLIKE ANY SEEN ON EARTH
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troythecatfish · 6 months
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greno-ino · 10 months
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Springtrap - I am held hostage by the return of my FNAF phase
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fanyyy444 · 2 months
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My phone had full volume... I just hope nobody else heard that other than me💀💀💀
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