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slightlydepressedmelon · 2 months

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Things My Professor Has Said That Are Peter Parker Coded

"You can come back to research conferences a year later and be like, here's why I was so dumb last time"

"Too much going boom for me. Need less boom going"

Student: It's so wordy. Professor: You've heard me talk!

"You will make me cry tonight. If you're wondering if emotionally react to your stuff, I do. I just have to act like a professional when I come to class"

"I feel like we're in the Roman coliseum and you're voting to feed me to the lions"

"There's a lot of ways to arrange carbon *gestures to body* I'm not particularly webbed to this specific arrangement of carbon"

"How do I behave like a normal human being in this circumstance?"

"So y'all are just existing. That's what I got from the vibe check today"

"Tell me what it's like in Amsterdam. Has anyone been? I'd like to be rich one day"

"Oh, this feels a little overwhelmingly concerning"

"Then I cower my head in shame and crawl back into my hole"

"I get that the vibe is quiet but are y'all okay?"

#peter parker #spidey #spider man #marvel #incorrect spider-man #i love him so much #my post

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rjjameshiii · 3 months

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Norman: Harry, can you grab my keys, they're on my desk. Harry: Sure. Harry: ... Harry: Uh, Dad? Why do you have a folder called "Harry & Peter Wedding Plans" on your desk? Norman: Well obviously those are my ideas for you and Peter's wedding. I'm partial to the plan for a Fiji wedding on page 25 myself. Harry: But me and Peter aren't even dating?? Norman: You're not?

#marvel's spider man 2 #insomniac's spider man #harry osborn #norman osborn #incorrect spider-man #parksborn #peter parker #i just love the idea #of norman #being the biggest parksborn shipper in the world

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randomstuffjustrandom · 4 months

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Lightly

Tony: You were mugged?!

Natasha: Why would you not tell us?!

Y/n: *nonchalant* Because he was injured…

Peter: I was not injured… Just lightly stabbed

Tony and Natasha: *freaking out*StAbBeD??!!

Peter: LIGHTLY

#incorrect peter parker #avengers #marvel #tony stark #natasha romanoff #peter parker #y/n #yn #incorrect marvel #incorrect mama spider #spider mama #iron dad #incorrect irondad and spiderson #Spiderson #incorrect Peter Parker #Incorrect Spider-Man #black widow #spider man

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stuckysknife · 1 year

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Matt: Alright, Spider-Man, be safe out there. I'll see you around.

Peter [joking]: Unless you go blind!

Matt:

Peter:

Matt:

Peter: wait-

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spiderblog-mcu · 2 years

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Peter: my stomach says Taco Bell but my wallet says “we have food at home”.

#peter parker #spiderman #marvel #avengers #incorrect peter parker #incorrect Spider-Man

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azerishi · 2 years

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[S-M;NWH — Interrogation Scene]

Interrogator: We all already know what you did, Mr. Parker.

Peter, biting his lip and looking down:

Interrogator: It's better to admit to them now, it might lessen your punishment.

Peter, sighing: Okay! Okay. You got me. It was me who clogged the toilet last night, but I swear it was an accident, and I tried to fix it, but I just made it worse and it was so embarrassing—

Interrogator:

Tony: I told you! I told you it wasn't me, May!

May: How could've I known?! You're a rich person in a normal apartment, you were more likely to not be used to our bathroom!

#am i obsessed with the crack potential of the interrogation part of nwh at the start?#absolutely #incorrect peter parker #incorrect tony stark #incorrect may parker #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #irondad and spiderson #iron dad #spider son #incorrect irondad quotes #incorrect iron man #incorrect spider-man #again #fuck endgame

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whyareyoubored · 11 months

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gwen: you fainted, do you remember anything?

miles: only the ambulance ride

hobie: that wasn’t an ambulance ride, i drove you

miles: but i heard a siren?

hobie: that was pavitr

pavitr: sorry i got nervous

#spider man across the spider verse #miles morales #gwen stacy #pavitr prabhakar #hobie brown #spider man: across the spider verse #incorrect quotes #across the spiderverse #atsv

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demigoddessqueens · 10 months

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Y/n: truth or dare?

Miguel: truth

Y/n: how many hours of sleep have you got?

Miguel: dare

Y/n: go to bed

Miguel: I don’t like this game

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garlicbreadfanatic · 3 months

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spider-man!james swooping down and saving regulus before he gets hit by a car.

Reg: let me down!

James: just hold onto me! you were about to get hit by a car!

Reg: and so you have to kidnap me?

*James lands on a rooftop and Regulus scrambles back*

James: i’m sure you don’t want to leave without these. *holds up his headphones*

Reg: *goes to take them but James holds them out of his reach*

James: don’t you think i’ve earned a reward for my rescuing efforts?

Reg: … you want a kiss?

James: *the eyes on his spidey suit enlargen* uh- i just- meant a thank you.

Reg: *takes back his headphones* thank you Jamie. *walks away*

James: … Sirius is gonna kill me.

#oh my god #marauders era #the marauders #james potter #marauders incorrect quotes #queer marauders #starchaser #jegulus #james x regulus #regulus black #spider-man! james potter

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saturncodedstarlette · 10 months

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Miguel, snarls : You don’t deserve them.

Hobie, holding the confused Y/N tightly in his arms : Go take a bath. You reek of jealousy, mate.

🎞Visual🎞

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asmodeus542 · 11 months

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Miguel: Lately, some of you have been a little...out of sorts.

[Miles lowers his head]

Miguel: Erratic.

[Pavitr whistles]

Miguel: Unreliable.

[Hobie rolls his eyes]

Miguel: Down right sloppy.

[Gwen arches her eyebrow]

Miguel: Except you, LEGO Spider-Man. You've been great.

#across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #atsv #miguel o'hara #miles morales #gwen stacy #pavitr prabhakar #hobie brown #spider man 2099 #spider man #spider woman #spider punk #spider man india #spider verse incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: the boys #spider man across the spider verse

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bunnyramen · 11 months

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Pavitr: You’re saying Tea-Tea!

Gwen, snorting: You said T-T.

Hobie, half smiling: Titties.

Pavitr: Shut up! I did not say-

Miles: Totally did!

#sometimes when you have a grown up job #you gotta remember you’re still a teen with the humor of a middle schooler #this was funnier in my head #pavitr prabhakar #spider gwen #Gwen Stacy #miles morales #spider punk #miles technically doesn’t have a name like spider prefix #so it’s spider brooklyn #Spider Brookyln #spider man india #across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider man #spider man across the spider verse #spider man incorrect quotes #spiderverse

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oscorp-lawsuit · 1 year

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Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad

Peter: “Hey, dad?”

Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-

Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”

Peter:

Peter, tearing up: “Um-”