#not so secretly

[tanglepelt]

Dp x dc 148

Reveal gone wrong ends with Vlad realizing how toxic his obsession was. He cuts out contact with jack and Maddie. Because if they denied there own flesh and blood so much. There is no way maddie would except him.

She couldn’t even accept Danny as a halfa.

Then takes in Danny and Jazz. He does it all legally makes it in the news. Danny and jazz aren’t exactly pleased at first. Vlad has a lot to me up for

Ellie eventually joins at the he pays her pack pay in child supports and fully realizes he was a fruitloop.

When vlad gets an invite to a Wayne gala. All three of his new wards attend. Needless to say it’s an gala no one will ever forget.

Fist fights. Chandeliers breaking. Jazz causing breakdowns. Who let Tim and Danny discuss inventions?!? Vlad will never recover.

#dpxdc #rich ppl shenanigans #Danny and Ellie absolutely are causing problems on purpose #jazz has pinpointed brucie Wayne’s fake persona #is 💯 hounding the man #not so secretly #vlad is trying to do damage control #Danny and Tim then begin discussing engineering for some reason #two new mad scientist alerts #they already don’t sleep #why is Ellis fist fighting Damian?!?! #Jason is happy he attended this gala #tangles prompts

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

the gays are mad again x

speaking as one of The Gays, i dont claim them. out here attacking paget on her post? not cute. cease and desist, ma’am. just go on shipping like the rest of us. rise above. you can ship more than one ship. it’s called being enlightened x

#jemily #hotchniss #criminal minds #im secretly loving the drama #not so secretly #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner #jennifer jareau #paget brewster #twitter

[chasegrangerkingdom]

Piper: You control your own destiny, like Katniss Everdeen in the Hunger Games.

Leo: I love those books! You read them too?

Piper: No that stuff's for nerds but I knew it'd get you excited.

#source: tumblr #piper mclean #leo valdez #piper loves those books in secretly #not so secretly #i mean #she was probably katniss on halloween #hoo #pjo #pj #incorrect quotes #incorrect hoo quotes #hoo incorrect quotes #incorrect pjo quotes #pjo incorrect quotes #incorrect pj quotes #pj incorrect quotes

[notbecauseofvictories]

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

#no wonder the company has to secretly manipulate you #(which is my career tag; it is a quote from a tv show fyi) #(there was some confusion about that! it's from better off ted. just. so you know.)

[redsray]

I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.

Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?

Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.

Socialite: Uh... what?

Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.

Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?

Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^

Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.

Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.

Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?

Damian: Red.

Socialite: Oh that's lovely!

Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.

Socialite: Oh.

Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.

Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.

Socialite: Worse.

Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.

Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.

Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.

Tim, behind her: I can vouch.

#batfam #batman #cassandra cain #damian wayne #dc comics #dick grayson #duke thomas #jason todd #tim drake #they make bets on who can freak out the most stuck up socialites #its a very fun game for them #bruce just lets it happen #he secretly finds it funny #sometimes even plays along #socialite: so how did you end up with so many kids? #bruce: they were brought to me by an alien

[forgetful-nerd]

If these two ever met they’d probably annoy the shit out of each other in a sorta older “responsible” sibling vs. younger “wild card” sibling way.

#they’d actually really care about one another #but Rise! Leon would claim the ‘cool Leo’ title so fast #(tho he is just as dorky as 2012! leo) #I also think Rise! leo would secretly want other Leo’s approval and actively try to impress him #little does he know he’s already earned the title of ‘annoying little brother that you’re still proud of’ #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #tmnt crossover #tmnt leonardo #tmnt leo 2012 #rise of the tmnt #rise leo #2012 leo #rise leonardo #2012 leonardo #leonardo

[comradekatara]

2 kinds of grad students (both massive nerds)

#id in alt text #avatar the last airbender #atla #sokka #zuko #zukka #<- seems like i may as well tag it. considering #sokkaxzuko #(secretly this is sokkaxsuki tho. just look at sokka’s hoodie) #modern au #art #mart #if you’re wondering why there’s only one pile of graded papers it’s because sokka saved that paper for last #bc the handwriting was so illegible #(and zuko is responding even tho sokka isn’t talking abt his work bc he’s touchy. bc he knows he isn’t ocean vuong) #also before anyone’s like ‘shouldn’t sokka be the one writing poetry?’ YES sokka also writes poetry but it’s like. #silly little rhyming poems #he would never do an mfa art is a hobby to him and he thinks getting a degree in it is a waste of time #but he doesn’t tell this to zuko bc zuko wasted so much time suffering in undergrad trying to pursue a ‘respectable’ degree #so sokka’s just like ‘okay. well he deserves this’

[lilislegacy]

honestly the sneakiest and most impressive thing percy’s ever done is convince an entire fandom that he’s dumb

#guys if percy was actually dumb he would have died a long time ago #annabeth comes up with very logical solutions but percy comes up with super creative solutions #boy is secretly genius #if i was in literally any of the situations he’s been in i would have died SO fast #percy jackson #pjo #heroes of olympus

[chubs-deuce]

this is one of the fanarts I've made for the lovely @hazbinhobo's fic A Tail of Beignets' final chapter as they were kind enough to let me read a version of it early! :D

If you enjoy some good silly fluff and sexual tension for this ship then I highly recommend giving it a read, this fic is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish!

What I personally love about it is that it's so abundantly clear that the author had a blast writing it, the jokes land, the dialogue is so charming and it also manages to establish a feeling of missing context for certain background shenanigans without making the fic feel incomplete or poorly done.

This is also why I'm especially looking forward to reading Alastor's POV when the fic for it drops later today, so keep on the lookout for that! :D

It has been a joy and honor to tag along for the process of this fic and make art for it <3

#charlastor #radiobelle #a tail of beignets #digital fanart #digital art #fanart #art #my art #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #alastor #angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #Pls it's so fun we have twilight jokes and awkward fondling and angel dust earning 50 bucks for betting that they secretly smashed

[stripeyworm]

your manic pixie dream girl and nightmare bad boy all in one I love binggeyuan sooo much. If I'm MIA, it's because I've fallen into quite the rabbit hole lately and going into hibernation!!

#my art #fan art #svsss #danmei #mxtx #binggeyuan #luo bingge x shen yuan #sorry i read so much good fic of them and it's ruined my life. #wolf boy that is a sopping wet dog x secretly very milfy otaku came for my NECK. won't lie!! #ough binghe we're in it now #been particularly mentally ill lately but this is my “nice” account so im hiding it in the tags #read nyoomerr's fics guys. pip is so good!!

[somerandomdudelmao]

Part 2 is here! :D

And you know what?

Sensei Leonardo and Master Michelangelo are good. But Donnie is not a master or a teacher or a professor for Casey. Nonono~

Donnie is that totally crazy uncle and I will fight for that concept.

Part 1 Next episode

#they are fAMILY #Donnie is like #stay away from me you dumdums #but secretly cares so fucking much #I feel like he would name his favorite atomic bomb after Casey #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #leonardo #donatello #future leonardo #casey jones #casey jr #future donatello #Cass apocalyptic series

[egophiliac]

redesigning my headcanon for Sebek's parents, based on important new information (SCALES)

(you can't see it but they're both wearing crocs)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #they are truly the most inspiring love story of our generation #though i guess he's not dr. zigvolt since zigvolt is the clan name... #unless he took her name which i absolutely could see. why would you ever not want to be called zigvolt. #this does tie nicely in with my headcanon that sebek's siblings got more of the fae features than he did #and he has a Complex about it #i get the impression that sebek's siblings are much closer in age to each other and also have more of their dad's chill #so sebek is sort of the baby of the family and he's got a Complex about that too #i think a lot about the zigvolt family for characters who have never actually appeared #on the subject of actual canon though #i do actually really appreciate that both sebek and silver each had a little moment of reassuring each other #that this is 400 years ago and also incredibly unfortunate circumstances #and present-day reality lilia and baul love them very much #(i do think sebek is secretly baul's favorite grandkid) #it was just nice to see! especially from sebek! he is sometimes a very thoughtful boy and it's always nice to see that side of him #sebek trying SO hard to get baul to like him though 😭 #and lilia being like 'aw i think you're getting kind of fond of him :)' #i love. Characters.

[deanpinterester]

it's fun how "villain gets tricked into confessing on video and now everyone hates them" is usually the resolution to a kids movie (monsters inc and coco do this for example) but i think the director from nimona is the only villain (that i've seen at least) who's wily enough to get out of being twitter cancelled

#uhhhh me #she's so smart and i hate her #nimona #ADDENDUM i just remembered this is how zootopia ends too #BUT ALSO it's not even kids movies that do this. SO many action movies end with 'hero secretly records villain confession' #like knives out

[frownyalfred]

imagine being the random guy running the rigged “hold onto this bar for 100 seconds and win!” game at the Gotham carnival, only for an entire family of strangely fit, beautiful people to come up, try it one by one, and hold on for the entire time — every single one of them, even the grandpa.

#you know the bar they secretly rotate so you can’t hold onto it #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #batdad #dick grayson #Jason todd #Tim drake #Damian Wayne #Cassandra Cain #Stephanie brown #Alfred pennyworth #Duke Thomas #this worker is like wtf are you feeding them to Bruce #he’s like oh! Costco! ☺️

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

The golden sticker "tattoo" :D:

The golden teeth :):

Golden nails (don't forget about toes ;)):

Golden necktie :):

Hairband :):

And don't forget the Richards Y Uma Wang - The Shangai (Vintage Bronze/Amber) - 420 € sunglasses :)

#good omens #david tennant #crowley #crowley in heaven #crowley as angel #2ep6 #2i6i2 #bts #costumes #Richards Y Uma Wang #crowley's glasses #crowley's sunglasses #crowley's teeth #crowley's nails #crowley's headband #heaven #crowley's necktie #SO MUCH GOLD #are angels secretly magpies? #bts photos #photos #hq photos

[charmwasjess]

Lightsaber Theory: Obi-Wan "Sith Lords are Our Specialty" Kenobi consistently loses duels to Dooku not for any reason of technical form mismatch or lack of ability, but because Dooku is not even pretending to try to kill him. Resultantly, Obi-Wan can’t figure out what the fuck is going on when they fight. 

Obi-Wan: (preparing to defend an expected lethal strike) You’ll answer for your enormities, Count!

Dooku: (giving him the lightest love tap on the leg) Don’t be so sure, my special good lineage baby boy, so perfect in my eyes. 

Obi-Wan: …What?

Dooku: What?

Which Dooku and Obi-Wan proud lineage moment is even the most unhinged? There are so many to choose from! Is it Dooku’s frequent inability, both in AotC and TCW, to keep from spontaneously gushing about Sidious’s plans and even his own dark secrets to Obi-Wan?? Is it the time in Labyrinth of Evil where Dooku drags a long-suffering, bored Grievous over to watch a holorecording of Anakin and Obi-Wan thwarting his plans yet again, to point out how beautifully they’re working together as a team and how much he likes watching their lightsaber work evolve? Is it in the recent Brotherhood novel, where Obi-Wan just has to casually namedrop Qui-Gon to get Dooku to do exactly what he wants?

Obi-Wan is a big problem for Sidious in his mission to destabilize and corrupt Anakin, and Sidious knows it. He needs him out of the picture to do the same isolating, evil bullshit that worked so well when ensnaring Dooku himself. But the war has been going on for years now, and guess who remains inconveniently alive? And whose job was that to take care of? Oh yeah. I remember. His useless, Padawan assassin-collecting apprentice: fucking Count Dooku. By the time of RotS, Sidious has specifically ordered Dooku to make fucking sure Obi-Wan is dead only for him to completely ignore the command about a half-dozen times.

Going by the Stover RotS novelization, in the same scene where Dooku also literally refers to Obi-Wan as his fucking grandson actually, add that to our earlier list, Sidious reiterates that KILL OBI-WAN is the plan (over the sound of Dooku’s loud complaining) moments before that final duel.  I kind of wish we’d gotten a shot of Sidious's incredulous, enraged expression as Dooku knocks Obi-Wan unconscious and pins him safely out of the way. He is, once again, going out of his way to not kill Obi-Wan in that duel, and this time directly disobeying his Master to his face after they just had a conversation about it. You just know exactly what Sidious must be thinking at that moment. Oh, Dooku. You are so fucking fired.

#count dooku #obi wan kenobi #darth sidious #disaster lineage #lightsaber nerd stuff #the clone wars #revenge of the sith #star wars books #Sidious is so done #you know he had to wake up every morning of Dooku's apprenticeship and just repeat a calming mantra about not killing him yet #oh no the notoriously defiant rule breaker Jedi I corrupted is acting like a notoriously defiant rule breaker #but really #I love that Dooku was secretly (not so secretly) proud of Obi-Wan