Tumgik
#rose wilson incorrect quotes
heavenlyangeliq · 1 month
Text
Rose Wilson: “I have a whole Pinterest board dedicated to Jason’s abs because fine art must be recognized
Kara Danvers: same
11 notes · View notes
shyjusticewarrior · 28 days
Text
Jason: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Tim: ... Yes.
Jason: I was hula hooping. *shows pictures* Rose and I take a class for fitness and fun.
Tim: Why are you telling me this?
Jason: Because... no one will ever believe you. *deletes pictures*
Tim: You sick son of a bitch.
439 notes · View notes
arrowmaker15 · 2 months
Text
(Steph, Jason, and Tim sitting on the couch in Wayne Manor)
Steph: So, why did you and Rose break up?
Tim, curious:
Jason: Well, we broke up for the reason every other couple breaks up. We weren't having the amount of sex required to ignore the bad things about each other.
Tim: ....what...?
Jason, not stopping: It's just like this one phrase; "Love is blind. Lust is Hellen Keller."
Tim, spitting coffee out: JeEZus!
Steph: We don't have that problem, do we?
Jason: Oh, hell no. Three times a day is perfect.
Tim, partially choking: STOP TALKING-
80 notes · View notes
crybabylulu · 10 months
Text
Pt 8 this is correct and no I will not take criticism
Steph: Jason answer your phone!
Jason: whose calling?
Steph: you’ve got ten miss calls from rose
Barbara: *shaking her head already knowing what’s about to happen*
Jason: you sure it wasn’t one missed call
Barbara: *on her laptop* it’s twelve now
Jason:….FUCK!
Barbara: *starts packing up her stuff*
Tim: is it that serious? *standing next to Jason with his coffee mug*
Steph: *grabs Cass and takes her upstairs*
Barbara: you’ll see *goes upstairs as well*
Tim: whatever y’all say *tries to take a sip from his mug but it’s shattered by a bullet*
Jason: SHIT! *ducks down*
Tim: BENARD MADE ME THAT!
Jason: get down! *pulls Tim down*
*bonus*
Rose: *sitting outside Wayne manor with a sniper rifle ready to shoot Jason in his kneecap*
Jason: HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER WTF
Tim: I DONT WANNA DIE
Damian: *outside with rose* I recommend moving a little bit to the left
Flatline: and a little down
Connor: that’s too left go a tad bit right
Rose: *wondering why she brought her kids with her*
256 notes · View notes
Reverse batbrothers Incorrect quotes
Rose:"I hope you're not married to that idea"
Tim:"Not only are we married but we have two kids and a house with a picket fence"
Rose:"Ah yes, the start of any good true crime podcast"
47 notes · View notes
Text
Cassie: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Bart: Most popular.
Kiran: Best Hair.
Amy: Most athletic.
Mia: Nicest Personality.
M'gann: Most spirited!
Wendy: Most likely to succeed.
Lorena: Life of the Party.
Eddie: Class clown!
Kara: Most likely to help a stranger.
Kit: Most likely to drop their phone in the toilet.
Jaime: Most likely to run for president on a dare.
Kon: Most likely to go viral.
Tim: Most likely to start a cult.
Rose: Most likely to start a bar fight.
Virgil: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.
Cassie: Well, we really covered the spread here, huh guys.
491 notes · View notes
rosewilsonseyepatch · 6 months
Text
Jason: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.
Rose: What- how?
Jason: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”
51 notes · View notes
Text
Dick: Do you still see your ex?
Jason: Yea, they still miss me.
*Gun shot is heard*
Jason: *duckin to not get hit* Their aim is gettin better though!
54 notes · View notes
nightwingvixen23 · 1 year
Text
Rose : forgive my gaslighting I am my dad's daughter
37 notes · View notes
incorrect-jasontodd · 2 years
Text
Rose: Do you want a quickie?
Jason: Ex-excuse me?
Rose: A quickie, one of those cake things.
Jason: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE
202 notes · View notes
Quote
Jericho, instead of dredging up the whole...incident, maybe we should just try and repress it. You know, like a normal family.
Rose Wilson when her brother mentions that time where she tried to kill him and the Titans
14 notes · View notes
heavenlyangeliq · 1 month
Text
Batman “You became Just as bad as he was when you killed him”
Red Hood “You did it first when you spared him and let him kill much MUCH more than I just did. You let so many people die because you couldn’t kill one. I saved God knows how many people by killing one, and that I can live with.”
102 notes · View notes
shyjusticewarrior · 6 months
Text
DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 197
Damian: Mother didn't raise a coward.
Jason and Tim, in unison: "Mama didn't raise nobody actually, my mom was absent."
Jason: Some call it murder, others a public service.
Rose: It's not even Halloween yet and I'm already dressed as your future girlfriend.
Jason: Don't bother, I'm gonna die alone. Um, I'm going as Taylor Swift.
782 notes · View notes
arrowmaker15 · 4 months
Text
(Red Hood back when he and Ravager met)
Ravager, angrily whispering: Do not make me put my damn toes in your mouth to shut you up!
Red Hood, whispering back: Hey, if you're into the toe thing, good for you, but you better be ready to suck your own damn toes because I'm not going near those things.
35 notes · View notes
crybabylulu · 7 months
Text
Pt 24 this is correct and no I will not take criticism
Rose: *driving her children around*
Connor: *rising his hand to slap the shit out the back of Damian’s head*
Rose: *sees him in her mirror* CONNOR I SWEAR TO GOD ILL DROP YOU OFF AT YOUR DADS HOUSE
Connor: you wouldn’t
Rose: fucking try me
Flatline: pussy
Rose: oh ok so you wanna go to your dad’s house
Flatline: HES NOT MY DAD!
Rose: I said what I said now hush
Damian: I’m in a car full of idiots
Rose: shut up before I drop you off at your mothers and she will beat your ass because you haven’t called in two days
Damian: *sinks in his seat*
Rose: now let’s have a peaceful ride
Flatline: yes mom
Rose *inhales deeply she hates being called mom*
115 notes · View notes
Reverse Batbrothers Incorrect quotes
Roy:opens door "How's my favorite married couple?"
Tim:"Rose put the knife down!"
Roy:"I'll just wait in the car"
32 notes · View notes