#she's such a disaster lesbian UwU

[dulaman-na-farraige]

Talking to the wall here, but I've been thinking more about Nausicaa manga recently and specifically Kushana and the way she's portrayed in it. If you think that viewing the manga through queer lens is impossible just scroll past this and don't scream at me, I'm not making anyone read this or agree with me, I'm just writing down my thoughts

Anything gender related doesn't*really* get talked about in the manga (except for maybe hate towards women in Tolmekia?) but I've read many reviews/analyses regarding Nausicaa and Kushana and the way they're shown as female characters and different"feminine" traits they have, and while I don't really understand treating various personality traits as "masculine" or "feminine" I believe that we don't talk about Kushana's lifestyle literally challenging the way Tolmekian society treats gender norms enough. Just think about it. A princess born in a country where women are looked down on and not taken seriously, where they have 0 chances of gaining any power, commands an army and takes the throne. Not to mention that Kushana also had 3 elder brothers who were more than likely to become rulers of Tolmekia. She's also admired and respected or even feared by many people despite nearly being called "inferior" in the scene with her brother just because she was born a woman. What caught my attention however is that it's unusual to see a princess being given the same kind of upbringing as the princes. Kushana and her brothers were given military education and were expected to command armies, despite the fact that in many ways (gender, being the youngest in the family, not being a biological child to the emperor * according to one of the interpretations of 3 really confusing panels *, just to name a few) Kushana was not supposed to gain any political power at all. You could almost say that Kushana was treated as a prince, despite being a girl, which is exactly why I started writing this wall of text.

Kushana is everything men are supposed to be in this kind of *medieval-ish* society: a leader, a military commander, an excellent swordsman and rider, a talented tactician etc. even more so than her brothers who are never depicted doing anything she did . Sadly, the manga never mentions anything about how Kushana views her position and her responsibilities as well as the way she achieved her status. We never see how she views herself and her gender and how she's treated by her brothers (and probably other people as well). I believe that being female is not exactly comfortable for Kushana, given her rather abusive family.

It may not have been a conscious choice for her, but taking up a social role of a prince is what gave her the privileged position she had. Unlike Nausicaa who never really was limited to a certain type of social behavior dictated by the binary norms, Kushana had to behave according to these norms, but the manga does not explore that.

I'm entering headcanon territory at this point, just a warning for those of you who have read this far. Ever since I reread the manga for the 2nd/3? rd time I can't help viewing Kushana as a transmasc character. She doesn't necessarily present herself in this way fully (the clothing aspect mainly, which isn't explored either) but behavior-wise she definitely does. Her hair could also have been an aspect of presenting in a different way than her cis gender if her decision to cut it short was less impulsive. Obviously that's not the only way to interpret that, because being a butch lesbian also fits Kushana really well. Neither of these hcs have any confirmations and that's why both of them can be valid. Her backstory is a very interesting part of her character I wish more was said about it in the manga

#There should have been at least 2 paragraphs regarding Kushana's relationship with Nausicaa but it's the middle of the night atm and I'm too #tired to write that #Nausicaa manga and film are the classic example of media that was not intended to be gay #but ended up being pretty gay #Kushana's lesbian feelings are left out of the narrative and are rather vague if you ask me #everything related to that we've seen are just that one scene ™ and also a few gay staring panels #she's such a disaster lesbian UwU #the only nearly “open” case of anyone being queer tho funnily was Namulith who almost said he was bisexual #anyways bye #please stop being mad at me in anonymous asks #anybody can headcanon as much as one pleases #it's just my wild interpretation of the manga and I'm not saying that it's valid or that any other possible interpretations aren't

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

the double standards with spop is so absurd because if catra was a man, i'm pretty sure the fans would find the way she treats entrapta creepy and invasive.

but since she's hot catgirl, she is not being creepy or manipulative, she's just a disaster lesbian uwu

#she does this to adora too btw #non consentual touch when adora is clearly uncomfortable and cant fight back bc of circumstances #it's so so disgusting #spop critical #spop #spop salt #spop criticism #spop discourse #she ra #anti catra #anticatra #“haha catra touched entrapta's tiddies she's so gay” no she's just disgusting

[sapphicdib]

Excuse me?? Go on?? I wanna know about those headcanons

Also i appreciate bringing my by now old art back to light ^^

OHHH U WANT HEADCANONS?? [cracks knuckles]

(also ofc dude! u shld thank @/creaturevoiddweller for putting it on my dash tho hehe)

ANYWAYS THE HCS UR DRAWING SPECIFICALLY LINED UP WITH ARE:

Moon being taller/generally bigger than Sig…normally i’m not feral over height differences but god theirs drives me insane

Moon loving the stars. I feel like after her collapse, they were one of the few things that brought her comfort. Within canon I’m pretty sure you can see the stars even during the day (they’re green too!! super cool) so she loves to study them and their movements. The rare occasions when the rain comes after night falls are her favorites, being able to see them more clearly in the dark always excites her. Going on a lil stargazing date would probably melt her heart !!

Sig being fucking whipped for Moon 😭 this is a fucking given but him being distracted and at Moon instead of the sky because she considers her prettier than even the starts makes me. AUGH.

(More general hcs below the cut so this post doesn’t become a million miles long)

Sig learns to knit and makes Moon a scarf and a couple cloaks after her collapse. He actually has a lot of hobbies because he doesn’t think the great problem is solvable, nor does he really care to solve it anyways. He even says he’s got “nothing better to do with my time” when Suns asks him if he’s going to purpose another messenger. Meanwhile Suns says “you have two options, do nothing or work like you’re supposed to” in terms of what to do with your time.

Moon loves picking Sig up/holding her/generally grabbing her n throwing her around because she’s actually quite strong and Sig is smaller than her. Sig does not mind in the slightest.

They’re both interested in bioengineering. Sig more so, but Moon mentons Rivulet’s interesting adaptations and knows a lot about the flora and fauna of the world. I think they bonded over this quite a bit.

Speaking of, Sig was also a more medical-oriented facility. Pebbles mentions that he “was not a medical facility even when the equipment was functioning” to hunter, so the iterators may have had more specialized niches as the generations went on. Therefore, she becomes the sort of defacto “puppet-doctor” of the local group, helping to fix things like broken joints or umbilicals after the ancients disappear. Also just the slag reset keys in general. I have a drawing about this I’m finishing soon so watch out for that hehe

Moon’s kindness absolutely rubbed off on Sig. When he first got put online, she interacted with him a lot as his personality core was still developing, and he picked up on some of her traits. In terms of age I see their group as Moon and Suns (gen 1), Sig and Chasing Wind (mid gen) and Unparalleled Innocence and Pebbles (final gen).

SIG TEACHING MOON STUPID GAMER LINGO AND UWU SPEAK CAUSES A DISASTER IN THE LOCAL GROUP CHATS. The first time she says “poggers” sends everyone into an uproar and Sig gets multiple DMs being like “WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS.”. Sig thinks it’s the funniest shit in the world.

Moon is a lesbian, Sig is a bisexual gender-fluid disaster. I’m sure you can tell from my rambles I use he/she/they/it pronouns for her.

Moon’s nickname for Sig is “doll”. “Little thing” is also a common one, since Sig jokes that his gender is just “thingy”.

I can’t think of any more but thank you so much for the ask!! I love these two so fucking much and getting to ramble about them makes me so happy, especially because I’m absolutely suffering on my period rn and it distracted me from the pain. I love ur art sm!!!!

#rain world #rain world downpour #lilypad rw #nsh x lttm #looks to the moon #no significant harassment #headcanons #rw #letters #TY FOR THE ASK HEHE

[rickktish]

Batfam Alphabet Mafia headcanons

Bruce

Bruce is pansexual/panromantic, uses he/they pronouns but is too shy to actually tell anyone for the longest time.

Batman is bisexual/demiromantic, uses he/it pronouns.

Will not elaborate under any circumstances.

“IT’S THE BAT!” Is such a gender euphoric thing to hear while swooping down on your enemies guys you have no idea

Dick

He/him lesbian?

Panromantic polysexual?

Gender???

No answers. None.

In practice? he/him pronouns. He refuses to inconvenience those around him even slightly by asking them to try using anything else.

“What do you mean i wouldn’t be inconveniencing anyone? No, I don’t feel inconvenienced switching pronouns for others. No, you don’t get it, I don’t want to make anyone uncomfy.”

In truth? Gender neutral pronouns make them feel uwu. They also have she/her days— rarely, but it happens.

If dangled over a shark pit without access to batshark repellant and forced to choose, would probably identify as a genderfluid pan with polyamorous leanings. But only very reluctantly.

Jason

He/him pronouns but in a very gnc way, like yes, he uses he/him, but damn if he doesn’t look good in a dress, you can’t stop him

He has actually never been emotionally attracted to a woman. Sexually he’s not picky, but emotionally? Does not see the appeal.

Demiromantic.

Cass

Does not object to she/her pronouns but neither does she actually possess a gender

Dislikes he/him and has vaguely uninterested feelings toward they/them but will not be offended.

Attraction is... not a concept she feels she fully grasps. Best guess is on the aroace spectrum? She just doesn’t feel confident on the idea as a whole.

Currently can comfortably call her relationship with Steph a qpr, but that might change as her understanding evolves

Tim

Genderfluid nonbinary. The gender spectrum has very minimal extremes, never fully one direction or the other, but the position on the graph does move around on the daily.

Demisexual biromantic.

Steph

Genderfluid but only rarely really; predominantly a she/her with the occasional theyday thrown in for spice.

A disaster bi in the most intentionally chaotic sense.

Duke

Genderfluid, but with all the extremes that Tim can’t grasp. Took all the gender when Tim and Damian weren’t looking.

Girls are pretty and Duke likes them a lot. Boys are bleh. Not outside the realm of possibility, but it would take a really special guy.

Damian

Agender he/they.

Gay. Just. Deeply gay.

Being gay for Damian means being unintentionally attracted only to men and agender people

This has turned into an ongoing joke among the batsiblings, waiting after Dami admits to having a crush for that person to come out as agender. It’s happened like three times, he still claims it’s coincidence but none of the family believe him

Babs

AMAB she/her. Batman year one involved Bruce rescuing Gordon’s infant son, after all— and idc what people say about Jim’s serial killer son, whatever, Babs has only child energy and I refuse to believe she has an older brother. Serial killer gordon can be younger than Babs but not older.

83% confident she’s straight, but it’s still technically shaky ground.

Alfred

Cis, spent the better part of his years as both an actor and a member of british intelligence as the company bicycle for both professions

Has vast and unknowable power and managed to keep Bruce completely unaware of his romantic or sex life whilst growing up

As an adult he has now made a game of flirting with anyone around his age he encounters while in Bruce’s presence

Has had an emotional Something going on with Leslie Thompkins since Bruce was like 12 but neither of them can find the time to define it and so Something it remains

#batman #batfam #headcanons #batfam headcanons #lgbtqia headcanons #bruce wayne #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #stephanie brown #spoiler #batgirl #cassandra cain #black bat #orphan #barbara gordon #oracle #duke thomas #signal #alfred pennyworth #rick's originals #i like to think im funny

[ackerslut]

headcanons that would have a fandom at you like this I dont even care what fandom just go

HOLY SHIT I GET TO TALK ABOUT MY SHITTY OPINIONS THANK YOU LOO

Sam Winchester is not good with kids and he doesn't want kids. I can prove this with 15 seasons of canon and NO ONE IS LISTENING. Like it's okay that he's not good with kids and I think he's an awesome (but incredibly awkward) uncle figure for Jack, but he doesn't know how to talk to him!! Let him be a lesbian child hater already!!!

Bro listen Keith is the top and Lance is the bottom yeah yeah I believe in switch supremacy and top/bottom discourse is stupid as fuck but are you seriously going to look at Lance fucking McClain and call that bisexual disaster a top??? Did you think that when he and Allura dated that he let her bottom?? Everyone is wrong and I'm tired of reading fanfic where Keith is an uwu subby anime bottom boy when he literally would be down to dick down that piece of trans coded bisexual ass.

Izuku was not as fucking upset about Bakuago telling him to jump off a roof as people are saying he is like that child's reaction was literally "wtf you're gonna get EXPELLED for saying that" he literally was that scene from Harry Potter where Hermoine was like you wanna know what's worse than being eaten by a monster? BEING HOMESCHOOLED. Everyone calm down.

Martha didn't have a crush on 10 she was just experiencing really bad hetcomp. (I'm half joking but also 🔫)

Jason Todd and Talia al Ghul do NOT have a mother/son relationship they have an aunt/nephew relationship exactly like Louie and Goldie from Ducktales (that being said I will read every single fic that has Talia as a parental figure to Jason because I'm starved for Jason having good things).

Loki could never be in a relationship with an alternate universe version of himself because he hates himself idiots. HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS. (anyway Loki/Valkyrie shippers where you at)

Steve and Robin are in love with each other but sexually incompatible due to their orientations. Prove me wrong.

__

God I have more but I'm gonna cut myself off there. Thank you for listening to my worst fandom takes.

#except for my jason takes bc those are just canon <3 #spn #bnha #voltron #doctor who #dc #mcu #stranger things

[yoomster]

Yeah this meme is literally D-ne

#shuuen no shiori project #shuuen no shiori #shuuenpro #bookmark of demise #d-ne #digital art #fanart #yooms art #i can't believe it's canon that she wears her school swimsuit to a beach... #she's such a disaster lesbian #i'mmm not actually a wlw so please forgive me for parodying this meme #my lesbian friend sent me the meme with 'this is d-ne' so i drew it for them uwu

[dreamterlude]

u: lables oc as lesbian disaster. me: oh shit i love.

She,,, big tiefling lesbian, intelligence of 6, charisma of 20

#shes disaster lesbian bc shes charming but also oblivious as fuck #and i love her for that uwu #oc hope #ask #softtst

[luminous-shifting-vibes]

*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier

also x1000 longer than previous post

"ur satan is gnc af"

"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"

"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ohoho sexy"

"I am very proud of myself"

"himbo x edgy fuck"

"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"

"he has teefs"

"SQUASH"

"good for biting 📷"

"he's a himbo basically"

"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"

"bifth"

"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"

"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"

"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan" "I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"

"crimes"

"tumblr sexyman"

"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"

"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"

"steampunk e-girl"

"steampunk tumblr sexyman"

"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"

"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"

"ARTIST SIGHTED"

"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"

"babby..... would die for him"

"honestly i probably kin him"

"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"

"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"

"Also :00 blonde friend"

"Let us all infodhmo"

"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"

"Nix woukd you like to joon?

"skitters away"

"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"

"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"

"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"

"Awkwardly watches in band kid"

"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"

"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"

"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"

"anyway heres my boi"

"emo"

"haha emo"

"virgil sanders kinnie"

"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"

"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"

"bird man my beloved"

"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"

"Birds!!"

"guiguhuh"

"crabrave"

"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"

"yess name collector gang"

"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"

"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"

"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"

"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"

"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"

"My dad has seven legal names" "bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"

"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"

"mmmmmm magic man :]"

"°0° green man"

"criminal (affectionate)"

"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"

"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"

"i would commit so many crimes for him"

"Very babey"

"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"

"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"

"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)

"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"

"* or extremly chaotic either works"

"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"

"oH--"

"bc my brain has a schedule"

"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"

"hehe yes spooky man"

"my ghost glucose guardian"

"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"

"ghosts r just inherently sexy"

"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"

"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"

"ł â m p"

"łæmp"

"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"

"I'd date a ghost"

"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"

"p e e p e e"

""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"

"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"

"you're all 12 year olds"

"PEENIE"

"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"

"god, what a himbo. i love him"

"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"

"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"

"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"

"im kin assigning him roman sanders" ""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""

"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"

"twink appreciation club"

"give us the twinks"

"my first thought was bottom-"

"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"

"daddy issued"

"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"

"Big boy but"

"anyways janus is swagggg"

"........................."

"gib twink"

"give twink then i will share"

"holds him gentle like hamburger"

"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"

"he is. fragile creachur"

"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"

"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"

"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"

"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"

"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"

"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"

"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."

"note i am a lesbian"

"You may like Schezo wegey"

"why does he have one single expression"

"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"

"magic wand"

"I Want To Hold His Hand"

"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"

"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""

"p e a n u t"

"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"

"grug from the croods is peak male performance"

"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."

"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"

"i like essays"

"central time gang"

"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)

"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"

"points were made"

"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"

"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"

"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"

"i think it sounds great i'm going to start eating like that"

"several people are typing"

"do these look edible to you"

"forbidden gummies"

"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"

"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"

"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"

"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"

"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"

"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"

"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."

"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."

"NIIICE"

"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"

"watch your fucking language in front of the president"

"im so sorry lumi"

"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"

"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"

"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"

""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""

"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"

"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."

"me on discord: nick wilde"

"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."

"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"

"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"

"what the fuck"

"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"

"If you adopt me then yes"

"am I qualified for dad jokes???"

"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"

"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""

"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"

"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"

"cat pet"

"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"

"maybe thats me being a coward tho"

"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"

if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content

#tw drugs #tw swearing #tw cannibalism #tw crime #tw food #tw homophobia #shitpost #out of context #out of context quotes #lumi's quotes

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

i know this is kind of weird ask, but could you possibly make a list of the canon/headcanon characters that are lgbtq+? for fic writing purposes, and i want to make sure i don't mess anything up! and i know headcanons are okay, but i wouldn't like to 'hc' a character as straight and mess with their storylines uwu 👉👈🥺🌸

Oh wow. Who made me an authority on character sexuality and gender? This is a deeply personal issue, and you won’t mess up just because you don’t share other people’s headcanons!

But, since you asked, I'll share my personal opinion. Which isn’t gospel! 

Disclaimer: as a raging bisexual, I’m always tempted to headcanon characters as bi, because I’m biased (biased, heh heh) , but I try to branch out.

All right, lets go.

Easy one for me first: The Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender is non-binary, but in terms of their sexuality, I’m not so sure. I feel like maybe they’re mostly ace?

Fernald: gay

Olaf: bi, and slutty about it.

Esmé: bi, with a slight preference for men, but only slight.

Georgina: bi, with a preference for women, because she kinda hates men on general principle a lot of the time? Living embodiment of the ‘I know sexuality isn’t a choice, because I would never be attracted to men if it was’ joke.

Jerome: gay. I know I've made plenty of bi jokes about him, but I genuinely believe he was only with Esmé because he thought she was the sort of person (ie. a beautiful, successful woman) he was expected to marry, even if he may not have realised at the time that that was what he was doing. She was his perfect beard, and he was hers.

Jacques: bi, used to be slutty about it, but has mellowed out somewhat with age

Kit: I’m sounding like a broken record now, but bi.

Lemony: Ah. A tough nut to crack. I don’t throw around the ‘demisexual’ label a lot, but it kinda fits in my mind. Totally a sappy biromantic though.

Beatrice: hella bi

Bertrand: him too

Olivia: depends on whether we’re talking show or books. I say bi on the show, unsure in the books.

Charles: gay (affectionate)

Sir: gay (hostile)

Hector: yeah, I’m going with gay still

Larry: Oh so very gay.

Jacquelyn: look up “lipstick lesbian” in the dictionary and see her picture.

R: distinguished lesbian

Babs: disaster lesbian

Justice Strauss: powerful sweet lesbian vibes coming off that woman

Now, I’m not usually in the business of pondering the kids when it comes to this topic, or any topic, which is why I won’t include them on the list, but I headcanon Isadora as a trans lesbian all the same.

Who is left? 

Monty: bi, and wholly uninterested in even having a gender.

All the Denouements: look, I see and acknowledge the argument that Ernest is gay-coded in the books, but for ~personal reasons~, I read all of them as bi.

I think that’s it? I’m all out of opinions anyway.

#asks #anon

[stragic-tragic]

ok so quick update: i can’t stop drawing Asami so i may aswell add some extra info on her to clear up some business,

age: 24

height: 179cm

personality: basically the literal definition of big sister, she will kick ur but but then go get un ice pack right after

she has 3 pet snakes and 4 spiders (whether anyone in her family likes it or not)

i can’t decide between white haired Touya or red haired Touya so here, she has white hair and has dyed the tips so it looks edgy as fuck uwu

ok she has heterochromia because well Dabi is freaking Touya so it would make sense that Shouto’s heterochromia would be passed down, right??

she’s a full on lesbian disaster

anyway, this is my DabiHawks/Hotwings lovechild

#my oc #my art #i love her so much #Asami Takami #Keigo Takami #Touya Todoroki #Dabi is a Todoroki #i am a todoroki #everyone is a todoroki #even you #anyway #Stragic-tragic #Asami #oc #lovechild au #Hotwings lovechild #Dabihawks lovechild #Dabi #Hawks

[yeet-dab]

LIN WANYUE I’M YOUR BIGGEST SIMP!!! I love her so much ughgh I even pulled out my nonexistent art skills to see her one more time. Y’all really need to check this e-novel out, it’s so good. Like Mulan but if she was gay for the princess and driven on revenge in the beginning.  😩😩😩😩 we got disaster lesbians, crossdressing, himbos, love, angst, and everything in between.

here’s the link for it uwu for the lazy peeps

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1pMjGCNUMI6a23-BcmkfgnA9uj1Bt1ls6

#fgep #lin wanyue

[nonbinarychaoticstupid]

someone had to. catra.

jhjjhhuyhuhjuihjuiujjijkjijk someone was going to do it eventually uwu

Why I like them

Why I don’t

Favorite episode (scene if movie)

Favorite season/movie

Favorite line

Favorite outfit

OTP

Brotp

Head Canon

Unpopular opinion

A wish

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

5 words to best describe them

My nickname for them

1. why i like them

angry catgirl lesbian in love with her best friend. what’s not to love? also... have you SEEN her hghghgb

2. why i don’t 

hmm this is a hard one.... can i legally say she’s just PIXELS hhhh in all seriousness, i wish she treated scorpia better, but at the same time.... i have been there, or at least felt like i have, so.... FUCK she’s just too relatable 

3. fav episode

another hard one hhhh.... either s5 e1 (hey hordak), s5 e3, s5 e4, or s1 e8 because,,, sUIT. alternatively,,,,, any catra ep is a good ep imo

4. fav season

s5,,, because,,, she happy,,, 🥺

5. fav line

“hey adora” >:3 or “DONT YU GET IT I LOVE YOU I ALWAYS HAVE SO PLEASE JUST THIS ONCE STAY STAY YOU LOVE ME YOURE SUCH AN IDIOT I LOVE YOU TOO”... iconic

6. fav outfit

it’s a tie between

and 

7. OTP

c a t r a d o r a

8. BROTP

hmmm..... glimmer and catra i reckon

9. headcanon

trans catra trans catra trans catra,,,, hhhh queen,,,,

10. unpopular opinion

hmmmm..... i said this above that whilst catra’s treatment of scorpia was terrible and you absolutely shouldn’t do that... i understand it? like, i have trouble with keep relationships healthy irl because i can’t tell the difference between toxic and healthy ones and im worried that idk how to keep relationships positive and i have Been There.... hhh

like i just,,,, a lot of ppl use that argument to justify “catra being abusive” but as someone currently trapped in a toxic household,,,, i can understand how you might spiral into that behaviour easily 

wow that got DEEP

11. a wish

i wish we got a little flashforward of her and adora being goofs in love hhhh i just,,, wanna see her happy again 

12. An oh-g-d-please-dont-ever-happen

catra getting k worded... pls nu...

13. 5 words to best describe them

hopelessly chaotic disaster lesbian catgirl 😌

14. my nickname for them

gay furry

#sep texxt #ask #tw abuse mention #tw abuse #tw toxic relationship #blondhairedgoblin #catra #she ra #spop #^w^

[vvinterdraws]

Okay guyz this is gonna be a long one. Fnaf sketchdump volume 1, with a side of filler

1. My design for the Security Puppet!! I love its design uwu + a design for ""Righty"", since i have no self control

2. Early designs for Golden Freddy + the Afton kids, + short haired Charlie and Lizzie the disaster lesbian

3. Chica's Magic Rainbow given form. Snake.

4. Susie!! She's so cute. 10/10 would protecc again

5. Baby Lizzie (baby = 5 yrs old)

6. William being gross and evil idk

7. In my everyone lives au Lizzie and Circus Baby are best pals! They r adorable. Brotp

8. And if things were a little more canon :)

9. In my au, Lizzie is only the half sister of Michael and crying child. I was playing around with who her bio mother could be, and long story short I may have come up with the idea that she's also related to Fritz, who is Michael's best friend. I'm not sure if I'll keep it but it's a fun idea ig

10. Puppet

11. Nightmare Fredbear! Im... not very good t drawing the nightmares lmao.

12. Michael protecting his siblings from Probably Will

13. Anddd my designs for the Afton and Emily family. I was going to draw a variant with all the kids as adults, but I haven't gotten to it yet :P

And that's it!!! This is what I get up to whenever im not playing Celeste apparently :P cringe culture is dead

#long post #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's sister location #freddy fazbear's pizzeria simulator #fnaf sister location #fnaf 2 #fnaf 4 #golden freddy #crying child #nightmare fredbear #elizabeth afton #michael afton #charlotte emily #sammy emily #henry emily #mrs emily #william afton #mrs afton #security puppet #fnaf puppet #fnaf marionette #circus baby #fritz smith #fnaf susie #chica's magic rainbow #uhhh im gonna do it #charlibeth #tw gore #????

[cathyparrlyn]

We’re all just mirror shards

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Hey everyone! It’s No One here, or perhaps you now know (if you have read a certain lovely, beautiful, baby tief’s post) that my name is Maddy. It’s great to finally post this next part, first update of 2020! Woo!....

Yeah, I know, it’s been a while. I’m sorry for that, but not only am I working on future chapters and a special writing project (some of you might have already heard about it, oops-), but like, school. Ugh. But don’t worry, I have plenty of content to give you guys, so I shouldn’t fall too behind with my updating schedule!

I want to shoutout two people today. First off, one of my writing friends, @justonemoretheatrekid who is super sweet and has helped me with my bi panic, so thanks friendo! I enjoyed chatting with you! :3

I also want to give a special thanks to another one of my writing friends, @toomanyfamdom for not only helping me edit this sucker (legit the only reason I was able to post today. Bless her soul for putting up with my comma crazy piece.), but also for being the sweetest and best baby in the world. She makes me a proud mama. :3 love you baby! And thank you for not joining in on the “(censored name) for the pole” chant. I know how much you like to troll me tho, so I guess will see what happens next time. Lol. <3

Also, good news and bad news! 

Good news! This chapter has the “read more” option! Bad News! It cost me all the pretty and colorful fonts. ;-; Also, it won’t let me edit my draft from my iPad now as I did the function on the computer. So like... I can’t fix it. :(

So now I have a dilemma. Which should I use, the read more function or the colorful and pretty fonts? Please reply down below if you have a preference. Anyways, enough with my long ass author note!

Without further interruption, the chapter! Woo!

Word count: about 2,212 words.

Warnings: Cursing, bullying. (Also, Anne being a useless lesbian gremlin and Cathy being a bi disaster. OWO UWU)

Enjoy~

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Part 11

Annie Boleyn

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…………………………………......Recap………………………………………

“Sorry about that, I’m just so fucking tired of bullshit,” Anne muttered, snapping Cathy out of her thoughts.

"Huh?"

……………………………………………………………………………………………

Cathy was a dumbass. She had to be. How else could she have fucked up so badly with her words? They were her thing! But with Anne, all she could muster up to say was ‘huh?’ Huh! Ugh, she just can’t with herself right now.

What’s worse, this is serious. Anne looks like she needs someone to talk to, Cathy can be that person, but not if she’s a disaster.

Parr wants to be there for Anne. She craves to develop their relationship, for them to get closer. To be able to share inside jokes and small smiles with each other. To have long conversations and calling each other late at night just to rant because they know the other will listen. For the comfort of knowing that she does, in fact, matter to Anne.

Right now she felt farther away from her goal than ever. Looking up, she saw an indescribable look on Anne’s face, the only thing she could note was the fear in Boleyn’s eyes as she held herself. An uneasy feeling washed over Anne as she realized she might have said too much around Cathy. She was nervous. Cathy couldn’t believe it. Anne was scared of her own opinion, and that worried Parr. Boleyn was speechless, not knowing how to respond. It was painful to see this side of her. Yet Cathy couldn’t help but stare. This new side drew her in, and Parr couldn’t stop herself from questioning more and more about who Anne really was. And what could have possibly happened to the Boleyn girl to make her feel so mortified that she couldn’t even express her own feelings.

Now Cathy was scared. She couldn’t just stand there and wait Anne recover on her own. No, Catherine wants to help her, she needs to help Anne.

So with a deep breath, Cathy had made her decision to keep moving forward with the conversation. She refused to make Anne start things, this time she’ll make the first move. For Anne’s sake.

“Hey, are you alright? I’m here for you if you want to talk about it.”

“No, no. It’s stupid, just, please. Forget about it.”

Cathy felt as if she was stabbed in the heart after hearing that statement. Anne was amazing, smart, talented, and said some of the most interesting things Cathy has ever heard. And here she is now, saying that her feelings are stupid.

Cathy doesn’t know who made her feel like this, but they are going to pay for it. Yet, that is for another time, right now Cathy has to focus on comforting the Boleyn girl.

“Hey Anne, we’re friends right?”

“Well, yeah, I would like to think so.” Anne tentatively mumbled. She expressed a blatant insecurity that Parr would reject the idea. But why?

Parr wanted to further analyze this side of Anne and try to figure out what might have happened to her, but she couldn’t. Not right now, when Anne needed a friend. No, especially now since Anne needed a friend, someone to be there for her, to reassure her things were okay. That is what Parr needed to be right now. Her friend.

Cathy smiled, bumping their shoulders together. Hence, grabbing Anne’s attention as Parr stared at her with a look that Anne wasn’t used to seeing: patience and love. With a gentle squeeze reminding Anne of their connected hands, Cathy let the Boleyn girl bask in the show of affection. Anne deserves to enjoy this moment, to feel comfortable with her own thoughts. What’s more, she deserves to have someone to listen to her. Cathy can very well be that person. All Catherine had to do was prove that she would and could be there for her. So she spoke up, determined to help Anne no matter what it takes.

“Then there you go. Your opinion matters to me, Anne. As your friend, I don’t think this is stupid. Not one bit. So please, don’t feel afraid to talk to me. You have a wonderful voice, and I truly think it should be shared with the world.”

Cathy observed as Anne stared at her in shock. A blush formed on Parr’s cheeks as she noticed a sudden change in the Boleyn girl. Tension had quickly left Anne’s face and was now replaced by a small, soft, genuine, and breathtaking smile. Really, Cathy could go on about the beauty of Anne’s smile, but she was rather focused on something else. It was way more important than her feelings. Gratitude, that’s what Anne’s expression conveyed instead of the fearful look she wore mere seconds ago. Anne gently squeezed Cathy’s hand back, returning the affection as she pulled Cathy in so they could be in closer proximity. The action cause both girls heart to race as they were lost in the moment, staring at each other in a comfortable, knowing silence. Both were thinking the same thing.

She does see me.

Finally after taking a few deep breaths, Anne was the first one to break the silence.

“Thank you, that… that really means a lot Cathy.”

“Of course Anne. Do you, um... Do you want to talk about it?” Cathy gingerly asked.

Anne looked down as she contemplated what to do. After a few seconds of thinking it over, she slowly nodded her head.

“Alright, I’m here to listen whenever you ready.” Parr, acknowledging that she was looking down, squeezed Anne’s hand again. Cathy hopes it would reassure Boleyn that Parr planned on being there for her. Seeing that Anne had mustered up the courage to look up at Catherine and start her explanation, Cathy thinks it’s safe to say that it worked.

"Ok, so, our generation is stupid, right?” Anne started off.

“100% agree, continue please.”

“It’s just, no one cares about others' stories. Make believe or real, every story matters. Yet we cast them aside and hold an egocentric viewpoint that mentally and physically tears others down. And I’m so fucking sick of it!”

“Of the kids in the halls?” Cathy hesitantly asked.

“Of basically everyone! They all piss me off! Like, no one even understands why I read, the majority of those people don’t even think I can read! I’m nearly eighteen, for Christ's sake! How would I be in an advanced English class if I couldn’t read?”

“I don’t know, kids are stupid.”

“I know, but… you’re the first person to understand this and believe me…”

“Really?”

“Yeah, Anna won't shut up about how I can't do math, Kitty doesn't like poetry and always whines about me speaking ‘gibberish’ when I rant about it, and the rest of the school thinks I text shit like, 'dat waz fun' smiley face, winky face, kissy cat." Anne rolled her eyes. "It's just..." she pursed her lips, then looked at Cathy and gave her a small smile. "It hurts after a while, y’know. So it's extremely refreshing to finally talk to someone who appreciates writing."

"I totally get that." Cathy nodded.

"Really?" Anne stared at her as if she had two heads.

"Yeah... actually, at my last school, I was teased for reading so much," Cathy elaborated honestly. She doesn't know why, but she felt a need to tell Anne this. It was as if that Boleyn girl elicited a strong desire for Parr to talk about herself. She wanted to know all about Anne, and for Anne to know all about her.

Even if it was about her embarrassing loser past. It's not like she can escape it, only accept it and move forward.

"What the hell is wrong with this generation? That's stupid!" Anne groaned.

Well, at least Anne agreed with her about the matter.

"They called me novel nerd," Cathy bluntly stated.

"... Fucking Alliteration." Anne said after muttering what Cathy assumed was French swear words. She then pinched the bridge of her nose.

"Yeah." Cathy bitterly laughed.

"Want me to fight them for you?" Anne offered, holding her fist up and pretending to punch the air to show she was being serious.

"No, but thanks... it's just like you said earlier, it's nice just to be comfortable enough to talk about these things with someone and know that they respect it." Cathy smiled at her.

Anne lifted Catherine's hand up a bit and gently stroked it.

"Cath, I got you." The gentle action caused Cathy to blush. Anne then looked up with a spark of mischief. "Let's run away to live in a library."

Cathy couldn't help but let out an unlady-like snort. A bit embarrassing, yes. But luckily for Catherine, Anne adored it. She couldn't stop herself from adoring it even if she tried.

"Sounds like heaven." Parr grinned, finally managing to calm her laughter.

They both stared at each other for a few seconds in silence, but after those few seconds of silence, they burst into a laughing fit.

Catherine then looked up at Anne. Something caught her attention about her suggestion. The way she referred to something, or rather, herself.

"Cath, Huh?" She raised an eyebrow, looking Anne over in a teasing manner.

It's time for some playful payback.

She noticed how Anne flinched, and for a quick second, looked embarrassed, but it quickly washed away and was replaced by her usual confident expression.

"Oh, yeah. I just think it's cute and, um, it suits you. Is it alright if I call you that?" Anne asked.

Cathy couldn't stop the dorky smile that was spread across her face. Just hearing Anne give her a nickname just like how she had given one to Katherine, warmed Cathy up inside. She was growing closer to Anne each second and her interest for the girl continued to grow.

"Sure, but only if I get to call you nicknames too!" She agreed.

"Go for it, you got two slots."

Catherine pondered for a second. What should she call her?

Catherine couldn't help but giggle at the first thought to come to mind.

"Okay, first one has to be gremlin."

Anne's smile dropped and her eyebrows furrowed.

"You know what Cath? Fuck you." She huffed, a small pout was plastered on her face. Ergo, causing Cathy to burst into a giggling fit.

After a few seconds of giggling and admiring Anne's pouty face, Cathy managed to calm down.

"Okay, um... Next is.... hm."

It took Cathy a few seconds as she looked Anne up and down. She didn't actually need to check the girl out, she just wanted an excuse too.

The action, however, had caused Anne to blush.

Then it hit Cathy. Her lips quirked up at the idea for what to call the Boleyn girl. Sure, it was simple, but so was Cathy. So it’s fine. No, Parr will do one better.

It was perfect.

"Annie," Catherine said, squeezing Anne's hand and beaming at her with a warm smile.

Anne's happy expression fell after hearing that. Cathy noticed the change in expression.

"Um, is everything alright?" She asked.

"H-huh? Oh, um, yeah. It's swell." Anne nervously looked away.

Cathy stared at her worried, but Anne refused to show any sign of pain. Instead, she just gave Cathy a fake smile and avoided eye contact.

There it is again. The change in expression, the change in tone, the change in the atmosphere around her. All of these changes thickened the air and added to the mystery of Anne Boleyn.

Who was she?

Just a second ago, she was all bubbly. But with just a single name, she instantly became a timid sheep. She wore nervous, wide eyes that were surveilling the surroundings as if she was watching out for a predator, fearing for her life. However, the only other person there was Cathy.

She did that. She did this to Anne Boleyn. She doesn't know how, nor why, but she did it. An god, did it feel awful.

Cathy could only do what she thought was right at the time, to check on the girl.

With a gentle squeeze initiated by Cathy, Anne's eyes slowly looked up. Her breathing was a little heavy and her face was a calm, serious. Cathy's anxiety grew with each lurid second passing. Finally, after making it all the way up the excruciating trail, Anne's eyes met Cathy's.

For a brief second Cathy swore she saw the corner of Anne's eyes filling up with tears, and her skin was slightly paler than usual.

But it disappeared in seconds as she hastily swapped her expressions, as if she was trying to hide something. She... she was trying to hide herself.

Anne had put back on her mask, yet it was too late.

Her perfect image had already broke in front of Cathy, not that she planned on telling Anne that.

So with a heavy sigh, Cathy acknowledge that she needed to do something.

"Anne I-"

"Stop it. There's no need for that." Anne interrupted her in a cold tone, yet she still had a "smile" plastered on her face.

"Huh?" Cathy looked at her confused.

"Really Cath, I'm fine." She muttered loud enough for Cathy to hear her.

Cathy knew that wasn't the case. It most certainly wasn't the case at all. Cathy wanted to convey to Anne that she knew this, and that she wanted to help her. She wanted to stop right there, tell Anne it's okay not to be okay, perhaps even give her a hug.

But she didn't know Anne. They weren't close. Anne said it herself, they just met recently. And although Cathy was connecting with her, Anne might not be as into it. She doesn't know. Boleyn is still a mystery to her, one she has yet to uncover.

So how could she break through Anne's mask? She didn't have the right because she doesn't know her. At least, she doesn't know her yet.

"Okay. If you say so...." she reluctantly dropped the subject.

Mark Cathy's words, she'll read Anne's backstory one day. Cathy might cry, she might laugh, hell, she might not know what to think. But she knows that she'll be there for Anne when the time comes.

Until that day comes, this is all she could do for now.

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#parrlyn #parrleyn #anne boleyn #catherine parr #katherine howard #anna of cleves #jane seymour #catherine of aragon #six the musical #wajms #cathy is a bi disaster #Anne is a useless gremlin lesbian #I Just can't anymore #these two are the center of my UWUniverse #sad bi hours #Its going to get angsty soon

[its-captain-sir]

tup and ahsoka for the ask meme? ^^

Ooh two of my favs! :D

Tup:

•favorite thing about them

The fact that he was a rookie during Umbara and yet he still was 100% down for committing treason and somehow managed to insert himself into the upper circle of the 501st. Absolutely Iconic.

•least favorite thing about them

How he dies :(

•favorite line

It's gotta be "yeah he wasn't really flying, more like avoiding crashing", which kinda ties back into my favorite thing about him. He may be new to the 501st but that's not stopping him from roasting the vets hakfhskfhslfjks

•brOTP

DEFINITELY him and Dogma, I love those two so much <333

•OTP

Uhhh no one? I don't really ship him (or any of the clones) with people....

•nOTP

Idk? Just no clonec*st I guess

•random headcanon

A few more months and he would have made ARC trooper!

•unpopular opinion

He isn't all "uwu soft" like some people make him out to be, he's highly competent and sarcastic as hell

•song i associate with them

Ooh this one's kinda hard but looking through my playlist, I think Underdog by Imagine Dragons fits his vibe pretty well

•favorite picture of them

pics taken moments before disaster

Ahsoka:

•favorite thing about them

Her fighting style!! I thought it was The Coolest Thing as a kid

•least favorite thing about them

Her clothes in the first couple seasons. Like.... Please Don't Wear That, you're in a war zone.....

•favorite line

I love all of her dialogue during her fight with Vader but particularly "I'm no Jedi"

•brOTP

Ahsoka and Rex! They are just bros...

•OTP

No one?? Idk I honestly don't ship that many people

•nOTP

Ahsoka and Lux, she's too gay for that

•random headcanon

She is lesbian thank you that is all

•unpopular opinion

Her rebels design is way better than any other older version of her they came up with

•song i associate with them

Hmm maybe Pompeii by Bastille. Really feeling that line "if you close your eyes/ does it almost feel like nothing's changed at all" for her

•favorite picture of them

This one cause I like the jokes about Ahsoka the White hakdhakdhskhd

Send me a character!

#tup #ahsoka tano #asks? #clonetrooperpenguin #FINALLY GOT THE PICS TO WORK HALLELUJAH

[pvntherz]

More Queen Headcanons!!!!

Aragon

When she came back to life she could only speak Spanish so the only people she could talk to were Maria and Parr.

She can play the guitar really well, but she doesn't really play it unless she's alone or blackout drunk.

She's super intimidating and she doesn't even mean to. It mostly comes from her god awful Resting Bitch Face Syndrome

She isn't super religious, but it does play a small part in her lap. For the most part, you wouldn't know she was Catholic unless you knew her personally

She gets sick a lot, and the only person allowed to take care of her is Maria

Due to the fact she's raised Catholic (but chill Catholic), she has the "oh pretty shiny gold thingy" and she has the impulse to buy it

She has like 2827 pillows on her bed and A Single Blanket

Will blast Abba if she has the aux cord. Aragon constantly has the aux cord

She usually takes the role of mom, because she's had the most time to be another than anyone else

That one bisexual friend that reminds you to save the bees

It's pretty easy to tell when she's stressed because she goes into a cleaning frenzy and that goes for literally everywhere in the house

She manages to rock those aesthetic vintage yellow pullover and stuff

Her door is always open just in case someone has a nightmare or just really wants to cuddle

She does a lot of sewing because someone in the house always ends up ripping something

She's pretty well adapted to meme culture, bits it's funny because she refuses to reply back with a meme

Anne

She's obsessed with chokers and has different ones for different events and days

It's very rare for her to not wear a crop top. She doesn't know why she likes them so much, but she does

She's a gremlin and collects shiny stuff on impulse and no other reason

She doesn't have a consistent style and just wears anything that she thinks she looks good in

She usually writes down all of her feelings instead of talking about them.

She wears green up until winter then she wears straight black most days and then goes back to green.

She has a lot of piercings and she doesn't remember buying any of them

She buys a lot of clothes for the other queens to show her love because doesn't always wanna write stuff out

She sleeps in a blanket fort and can't sleep any other way

Your friendly neighborhood bisexual mob boss

She goes surfing with Aragon and Maria sometimes to relieve stress

She's deathly afraid of heights and hates going on planes

Sleeps like she hasn't slept in months and not even an earthquake could wake her up

She needs glasses, but hardly ever wears them unless she's at home

Drinks coffee and tea at the same time

Jane

She dresses like A Mom™ and has no sense of a consistent style other than pastel uwu soft

Friendly little pansexual big sister friend

She gets a good amount of sleep, but she just seems to be dead sleep when everyone else is wide awake

She has a tattoo, but she didn't tell anyone about and covers it up with makeup most of the time

Jane's taste in music doesn't match her aesthetic at all

She stress bakes and once she made 40 batches of cookies and no one knew what to do with them besides eat them

Is honestly scared to find out what a "Milf" is and no one really plans on telling her either

She is the only one with a reasonable blanket to pillow ratio in the house

She plans all their family bonding events and everyone has to go unless they have a good reason

She has a black thumb and just deiced to stay away from plants

Despite the fact she looks out for everyone else, her self care is god awful

Jane runs on biscuits, sweets, and tea and its horrifying

Always ends up sick but works through it despite the fact everyone begs her to take a break

Will stay up until 5am because she started cleaning and couldn't stop

She can dance, but not well and she's come to accept that.

Cleves

She's an absolute dork and doesn't really hide, but no one expects it though

Has extreme resting bitch face, but she's actually one of the softest queens

"I fucked my way into this mess, and I'm gonna fuck my way out of it!"

She has a lot of tattoos and likes to show them off

She picks up the other queens and the band members because they're so short and just because she can

Your punk rock egirl lesbian best friend

Will pay the tab for everything no matter how big it is

Never seems to get sick, but does get hurt a lot and it's Concerning

She's actually really good at slow dancing, but only Kitty knows that

Will walk in the rain and give you the jacket off her back if you don't have one

Will send you memes and snacks if you're sick

Has like 10 dogs, but it takes so long for anyone to realize it because she takes really good care of them

Has only one pillow but thirty-something blankets

Is willing to be a teddy bear if anyone needs a hug

She really likes it when people trace her tattoos, it helps her sleep

Howard

She listens to Atlas and Rex Orange County.

Useless lesbian little sister

She designs tattoos for Cleves to get.

She dances to express herself sometimes

She has one little star tattoo because she's scared of needles

She's a plant mom and she names all of her plants

She has like one blanket, no pillows, and a fuck ton of stuffed animals

Only wears pastel colors, and if it's really cold: pastel black

Drinks her coffee with an aggressive amount of sugar and milk.

Self-care queen

Always stealing someone's hoodie because she's short as hell and they're always baggy on her

Will sleep anywhere if you let her

Reads poetry about pretty girls

She really likes to cuddle and rarely sleeps alone

A literal meme generator if she's tired enough

Parr

Sleeps for like 6 hours and them stays up for the rest of the day

Dresses like an emo and wears only black

She has a few tattoos, but they aren't that big and easy to hide

She doesn't cook so she usually buys groceries and cleans up the house if she can

Drinks her coffee right out of the coffee pot even if it's cold

Lowkey Super soft, but it's hard to tell since she's dead tired most of the time.

She has a skater boi aesthetic and she doesn't know why

Friendly neighborhood bisexual disaster college student

She has a few stuffed animals that Kitty gave her, a bunch of pillows and even more blankets

Is she high or just tired? No one really knows

Smokes weed, everyone knows, but they never catch her in the act

Will wake up at two am, eat one piece of cheese and then go back to sleep

She has to weirdest taste in food but will eat anything

Really wants a hug, but is too scared to ask for one

A meme machine and she has no off switch

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