Bard: Any advice before you go?
Rogue: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
Rogue: But also don’t do anything I would do.
Rogue: There’s a little grey area in there. That’s where you operate.
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Only Friends The Incorrect Series
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Bsd dead apple
Atsushi: I don't get what you're saying!
Akutugawa: That's your problem. Come now, Kyouka let's go deal with this mess.
Kyouka: to Atsushi I'm sorry, but it's the best option. Stay here, be safe.
Atsushi: Please, you don't understand. It's all I have, I'm nothing without my ability.
Akutagawa: pause If you're nothing without your ability you shouldn't have it.
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Kale: Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
Kale: There’s a little grey area in there, and that’s where you operate.
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Lila: I can’t believe you guys are at this lame party.
William: You're here too.
Lila: Am I?
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"Excuse me, can we go already? Because I was hoping to get in some light protesting in front of an embassy before dinner."
- Miss Phryne Fisher, probably
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"Excuse me, can we go already? Because I was hoping to get in some light sabotaging of the german war effort before dinner."
- Colonel R. E. Hogan, probably
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Aang, to Roku: How do I defeat Ozai and save the world?
Roku: Just don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Roku: And definitely don't do anything I would do.
Roku: There's a little grey area there, and that's where you operate.
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Akira, to Naoya: How do I save the world?
Naoya: Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Naoya: Also don't do anything Tatsuya or I would do.
Akira: Okay?
Naoya: See there's this small gray area that's where you can operate.
[After Naoya leaves the room]
Akira: *paces back and forth nervous*
Minato: *rolls his eyes* It doesn't really matter what you do. Just find at least one person to trust that will stick with you to the end.
Akira, confused: That's actually really insightful.
Minato: You sound surprised.
Akira: Well normally Naoya gives the good advice when it comes to this stuff.
Minato: I'll let you in on a secret.
[Minato motions for him to come closer so he does]
Minato, whispering in his ear: It's because he's had years to fuck up and try again.
[Akira pulls back with a giggle]
Akira, with a small smile: Thanks I needed that.
Minato: Anytime Trickster.
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Mac: You guys are losers.
Tiff: Then, why do you hang out with us?
Mac: Because I don't have any friends.
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Eda: Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a... There’s a little grey area in there, and that’s where you operate.
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Hannibal: Just don't do anything I WOULD do.
Hannibal: And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Hannibal: There's a little gray area in there and that's where you operate.
Amy: Oh...
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Aunt May: We love having you around MJ, you're welcome any time. Heck, let me give you a house key, pop in whenever!
MJ: Thank you, May!
Peter: ...I don't even have a house key.
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Ruby, to Ozpin: How do I defeat Salem and save the world?
Ozpin: Just don't do anything I wouldn't do
Ozpin: And definitely don't do anything I would do
Ozpin: There's a little grey area there, and that's where you operate
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Tim: My friends call me ‘Tim’
Jason: I thought you didn't have any friends.
Tim: I.. Didn't.
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*in a language class*
Peter, to the teacher: OH you're asking what we did yesterday
Peter: *turns to MJ* how do you say "cried"?
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