#stupid parker

[leglessstreetlights]

peter's great at making friends

#rottmnt #rise leo #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt comic #peter parker #spiderman #spider man fanart #crossover #they're so stupid #i love them #leonardo hamato #spider turtles au

[nocek]

Peter's foolproof plan for Mayday's first bday party (one of many):

step one: distract Miguel with magic baby

step two: profit...?

step three: there is a bonus:

#miguel o'hara #mayday parker #peter b parker #mj parker #mary jane watson #spiderman #spiderman 2099 #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #atsv #so yeah I like those idiots #i even know exactly why i like them #because of course I have a type #and it's stupid #besides #no #i totally don't have continuation sketched out #but it doesn't have mayday so meh

[pandadrake]

Just a couple of dudes cursed with really broad shoulders.

This is Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

#another genius idea from the Parker School of Conflict Mediation #the one thing they agree on is that choking to death on this stupid shirt is one of the worst ways to go out. #my art #across the spiderverse #atsv fanart #miguel o'hara #miles morales #atsv miguel #spider man 2099 #spiderman #spider man #ultimate spider man #get along shirt #get along shirt meme #into the spider verse #spiderverse fanart #spider man across the spider verse #hostage shirt #spiderverse #miguel spiderverse #miles spiderverse

[lemonmangosorbet]

#spiderdads #miguel o'hara #peter b parker #atsv #atsv memes #mine #you can tell I'm home alone tonight because I'm wasting my time making stupid memes sdghkfhs

[bored-skid]

This is so stupid its my best spideypool art yet

Original down here

#spider-man #spiderman #marvel #fanart #peter parker #spideypool #marvel fanart #deadpool #peter x wade #wade wilson #this is so stupid

[yvainart]

cat miguel again

#peter wants to teach miguel some stupid moves ig #and miguel doing it cause if he refuse peter won’t give up #miguel is just a big cat alr #spiderdads #my art #miguel x peter #peter x miguel #miguel o'hara #peter b parker #miguel spiderverse #miguel spiderman #spiderman #spiderman 2099 #spiderman 2099 spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman atsv #atsv art #atsv fanart #atsv miguel #atsv peter #atsv #atsv peter b parker

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Mr Stark I'm going to hell

Tony: You're not religious, Pete. You don't even believe in hell

Peter: I beat up a blind man

Tony: What. The. Fuck.

Clint: Not cool, man

Peter: I didn't know he was blind!

Tony: how could you not tell he was blind!?

Peter: he was wearing a costume and I thought he was trying to mug some guys so I stopped him but it turns out he was stopping them from chasing this other guy!

Tony: A blind man was beating people up? Thats pretty impressive

Peter: Right!? Then he went to a dumpster-

Clint: Oh don't worry about that Pete- that's just Matt

Peter: you know him?

Clint: yeah he's a great guy, we shared a dumpster once. He always loses his canes

Tony: a deaf guy is friends with a blind guy? How do you talk?

Clint: we usually just skip the talking and get straight to the vigilante stuff

Peter: awesome

#Peter beat up Matt #then felt bad because he is blind #clint thinks its stupid to feel bad for him #Matt can handle it #plus its his own damn fault #clint barton #daredevil #hawkeye #spiderman #ironman #mcu #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #tony stark #peter parker #matt murdock #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect peter parker #irondad

[bruciemilf]

Peter B admitting to Miles that the non stop tragedies and losses shaping their stories are hard, harsh, and , knowing they can do something about it, cruel even. Then saying the GOOD aspects essentially outshine them. But that's not true. That's a classic toxic positivity line, used to justify shitty, unequal politics. " But at least we have this one good thing" WE CAN HAVE THAT GOOD THING AND NOTHING ELSE. WE AREN'T MADE TO BE IN PAIN, AND PAIN SHOULDN'T MAKE A HERO.

What Miguel doesn't understand is they don't owe the world suffering.

#GRRR THIS MOVIE #atsv #astv spoilers #across the spider verse spoilers #miguel o'hara #across the spiderverse #peter b parker #dont get me wrong i loved peter b the entire movie and i loved this line specifically because it shows how deeply helpless every #hero truly is. he needs to find meaning and hope in everything because if he doesn't. then all he'll have is the truth. #and ik the therapy scene is played for laughs but therapist spider man showed not only how desensitised they've become to personal loss #but other's as well. i mean. it takes something in someond to look a 15 year old in the face and say 'your dad has to die for character #development and continuation sorry' #mann idk i saw this movie literally two hours ago i may be a stupid bitch so dont take this TOO seriously #text #text post

[mel-kusanagi]

here's a wip of peter b tryna rizz up miguel (its working)

#miguel probably: i can't NOT fuck this idiot #i love these gay ass old men it makes me look stupid #peter b parker #miguel o'hara #spider man #spider man 2099 #petermiguel? spiderdads? #spiderdads #peter x miguel #peter b parker x miguel o'hara #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #wip #my art

[big1ron]

… yeah

#kaine parker #ben reilly #I’m sorry #bonk bonk bonk #my art #the stupids

[texaschainsawmascara]

Marisa Tomei skeleton dress (with ovaries) on Jimmy Kimmel 10/31/23

#obsessed #marisa tomei #fashion #style #halloween #dress #horror #skeleton #aunt may #may parker #a different world #mcu #mceu #marvel #my cousin vinny #crazy stupid love #spiderman #spiderman homecoming #spider man no way home #spider man far from home

[dannidorina]

WHAT

YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!! I read it in a fic and thought "oh interesting concept that Peter B. would have some influence on Miguel's daughter and that whole event" (fic here it's SUPER good and breaks the heart in all the right ways) BUT NO THAT ACTUALLY WAS THE CASE??? PETER B. WAS THERE??????

#spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #astv #astv spoilers #WHAAAAT!!!! #spiderdads #spideysjane #miguel o' hara #peter b. parker #am I stupid??? maybe #but i didn't know this was the case!!!!!! WOW I need to draw. I need to write. What the fuck

[rebluvio]

he steals cats from other universes this is a fact bc I say so

#punknoir #based on that one headcanon but i'm stupid as hell and i have literally no idea how this app works #noirpunk #spiderman noir #spider punk #spiderman #art #my art #cat #cats #uhhhh #across the spiderverse #digitalart #spiderverse fanart #into the spider verse #peter parker #peter benjamin parker #hobie brown #hobart brown #hobart browbart #thats the shittiest joke i have ever made #why am i like this #comic art

[ctitan98official]

Natasha has to be strict with Y/N

Y/N and Peter: *Playing video games*

Peter: *Looks over at Y/N* Hey, wanna go grab a slice of pizza?

Y/N: *Excited* Yeah! I- *Suddenly remembers something, sighs and rolls their eyes* Actually, nah. I’m good, Pete.

Peter: ??? Why, what’s up?

Y/N: I can’t really afford it at the moment.

Peter: *Confused* Oh, I’m sorry. Umm… Not even one slice of pizza?

Y/N: Nope. I already spent my allowance for the week.

Peter: *Cracks up* Your allowance? Aren’t you a little old for that?

Y/N: That’s what I told Nat! But she only gives me $7 a week and I spent it yesterday on pokemon cards and hot cheetos.

Peter: *Snorts* Excellent purchases, Y/N.

Y/N: Not really. Nat ate like half the bag…

Peter: *Thinking, scratches his head* $7 a week? Geez, Natasha’s really got you on a tight leash, huh?

Y/N: Yep. She says it’s because I’m “Fiscally irresponsible” And “A clear and malevolent threat” To her credit score. Can you believe that?! *Muttering to themself* I invest in one timeshare…

Peter: *Smirks* Heh, you’re whipped, Y/N. *Shrugs* Tony lets me buy whatever I want. He thinks I’m worth it.

Tony: *Suddenly walks in* Hey, babe. I just had a very interesting conversation with Natasha and I think we need to talk about your spending habits.

Y/N: *Cackles* Ha! Anything else to add, web-head?

Peter: *Looks at Y/N, tears up* … You’re a bad influence on me.

Masterlist

#marvel mcu #mcu #natasha romanov #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff #peter parker #y/n is stupid #tony stark #mcu incorrect quotes

[foolsocracy]

I can't help but notice you haven't posted any angst in a while and I'm suspicious

whipped this one up just for u anon

#a guy can only post 3 happy artworks before the people get concerned..... #LMAOOO jokes jokes #heres a .. colored sketch? #anyway behold the recurring dream ive given pete where hes ummmmmmmmmmmm inside uncle bens ribcage #i think abt it all the time but ive never actually done anything w it so here we go #blood #gore #not actually i dont think but im straying on the safe side #i messed around w it enough where u cant even see any organs or anything (much) #bones #idk #skeleton #i feel like thats everything maybe #ask to tag #might make a nice finished piece w this who knows #anon #asks #thanks for the ask! #glad to know angst is still my brand #such is life as a noir blog #peter benjamin parker #spiderman noir #spider man noir #spider noir #my art #bOOM thats so many tags #double art night guys who cheered #this and the stupid ass music one LMAOO the range #made this in an hour and a half lets see what i think of it in the morning when i wake up lol

[theshadowrealmitself]

*Peter Parker’s scars getting revealed*

Rando: You have a lot of scars for a civilian?

Peter: …I was bullied a lot in highschool.

Flash, horrified: I did all that?

Peter, annoyed at his state of undress and feeling spiteful: Yup. My nerdy body couldn’t handle any of what you were dishing. All you, buddy.

#stupid lil joke #just wanna remind everyone that Petey runs on spite #people always forget that part of him #made up dialogue by yours truly #peter parker #flash thompson #Spiderman #spider man #spider-man