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yuwigqi · 2 months
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Whenever people do "Batman Interacts with League" fics literally no one ever includes Hawkwoman. Maria Canals-Barrera deserves better than this. She has an Alma.
Can you imagine? SHE'S ALREADY A BIRD!!!
Jason does that "You Let me Die Bruce" to like get out of doing dishes or something, and Shayera rolls her eyes and says "Only once?" Jason double-takes and asks her how many times, and she pauses and is like "...how old is God again?" and Jason drops a dish on the floor.
Cass wants to spar with her and is absolutely baffled when Shayera throttles her. "I used the Absorbascon. I copied your ability. Thanks, it's really cool." Cass never stops pouting I was supposed to be special dammit
You think the Speed Force is nonsense? Nth Metal is absolutely bonkers. Tim asks how Shayera predicted Joker's attack and she just shrugs "I went back in time after it hit the first time." Tim blue screens. "How???" "Nth Metal." Tim asks how Bane's hit bounced off her Mace. "The metal absorbed the kinetic energy." "Why is Harley not acting insane??" "Oh yeah I used empathy to calm her intrusive thoughts." Tim asks to study it and she declares he can if he beats her in combat. Dammit.
Duke brags about seeing Shrimp colors. "Yeah but can you see cosmic colors?" "B-but I can see through the multiverse!" "Kid. The multiverse still exists in reality. I can see beyond that. Sorry, brat."
Steph: I'm gonna fight god. Shayera: nods. Hell yeah. He's kind of a dick. Let's go Steph: ..... Shayera: You'll need a space suit
Damian talks about his father, the Demon's head. Shayera looks at him in disbelief. "Ra's al Ghul is not a demon." "And how would you know Hol" "Uh, I know the rest of the angels who were thrown out of Heaven. We go to axe throwing every third Friday night." ...."Can you take me next time."
Y'all are missing so much potential
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longslvs · 1 year
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batfamily as things my friends have said
dick, helping the batkids with homework: so the root word uni means one; like unicorn
tim: they’re not real.
steph: how do YOU know that
jason, not looking up from his work: because i killed the last one.
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chocor0se · 3 months
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i love tim drake but let’s face it red robin was a terrible name. like i know it was jason’s name at first(i think) but he could’ve fucking changed it but noooo he had to go with the burger place. oh and then he became robin again?? and let’s not forget the name “drake” like what the fuck
give him a different name like there are so many options!! have you seen the fics where he’s named cardinal or crow?? cause those are actually pretty good. better than fucking drake at least. give my boy (another) mental breakdown which leads to a whole new mantle. he deserves it.
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shyjusticewarrior · 2 months
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If I had a nickel for every time Tim used a vigilante name from a murderous batboy, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
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the1entirecircus · 27 days
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The Batfam’s Pokémon Teams
Considering that I’ve already done the Justice League’s Pokémon teams and their enemies’ Pokémon teams, I thought to might as well give the batfam their teams. But since I already did Batman on the Justice League list, he will not be on the list.
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Alfred Pennyworth
Indeedee (Male)- Alfred is most famously known as Batman's Butler, so giving him a butler pokemon would be both useful and helpful.
Leavanny- His day-to-day duties as the butler of Batman, Alfred is always repairing some type of clothing for the Batfam.
Drampa- It is commonly joked around in the community that Alfred is the one person in the batfam you do no want to mess around with. Drampa are known for their kind nature that comes with a destructive outcome if enraged or needing to protect the children it cares for which reflects Alfred a great deal.
Blissey- Another representative of Alfred's caring side.
Polteagheist- He's british and likes tea.
Inteleon- Alfred has a history in the military and being one of the few batfamily members to actually utilize a gun. Him having an Inteleon seemed like a No-Brainer to me.
Many of Alfred's pokemon were chosen simply because they could be found in Galar, which is the Pokemon equivalent of England. The exception of course being Leavanny, but it is still a fitting pokemon for him to have.
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Nightwing
Hitmontop- This is a reference to Dick's beginnings as an acrobat in Haley's Circus. I can see this pokemon being one of Dick's first as he was given it when it was still a tyrogue.
Marowak- Both a nod to the fact that Dick is an orphan and how he covered for Batman.
Swellow- Visually speaking, Swellow slightly resembles Nightwing, especially if we're talking about his DCAU adaptation with the Mullet/Long Hair.
Rockruff- Yes, Haley is a shiny Rockruff with one leg.
Cyclizar- This was the last pokemon I had to come up with, and so my brain suddenly reminded me of Motor Cycle Monday from Teen Titans Go. Considering that Nightwing does use a motorcycle sometimes, this makes sense for him.
Greninja- A stealthy pokemon that relates to espionage in some way. Seems fitting for Nightwing during his time with Spyral during the New 52
I wanted to pay homage to everything well-known about Dick Grayson/Nightwing. With the exception of his bubble butt, his team references his time Haley's Circus, the fact he's an orphan and became batman, being Nightwing in General, and others.
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Oracle/Batgirl
Swoobat- Considering her history of being used as just a love interest and not being regarded as an actual character, Barbara having a Swoobat felt like a decent choice.
Rotom- As Oracle, Barbara can hack and mess with enemy technology like how Rotom can infiltrate different machines.
Gardevoir- The reason I gave Barbara a gardevoir is sort of an edgy reason. Gardevoir's whole thing is that they are fiercely loyal to their trainers and will protect them at all cost. Now, what happened in the Killing Joke still happens in this universe, so that means that Bab's Gardevoir couldn't protect Babs. This would lead her Gardevour to become very depressed but overall determined to help her trainer more.
Mienshao- Barbara knows martial arts
Magnezone- Barbara is one of the most well-known (Idk if she was the first) person in the chair. So, her having a pokemon that can receive signals seems useful.
Venusaur- If you saw my Legion of Doom post, then you can recall that I gave Joker Toxicroak because of his adaptation in The Batman tv series. My choice in giving Babs a Venusaur is based on her relationship with Poison Ivy in that series. Not saying thats exactly the case in my HC universe however.
While some of the choices felt off even for me, overall I'm satisfied with what I did for Batgirl's pokemon team.
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Red Hood
Old Team
Primeape- Many who think of Jason as Robin remember him as being angry and very impulsive, and while that isn't entirely true, this pokemon does reflect that side of him.
Fletchinder- The evolved form of the robin pokemon to represent Jason's intimidating side.
Snicket- Jason's Post-Crisis reintroduction showed him as a car tire thief of crime alley.
Cubone- A nod to how Jason was initially just a clone of Dick Grayson (in terms of character, not a literal genetic clone) and how it was his desire for his mother's love that got him killed.
Zorua- Although reflective of Jason's older-self, Zorua's tricky nature of disguising itself to hide from others is a good way to show what Jason would end up like.
Snubbul- Another representative of Jason's personality, many see him as a tough guy, but really he's just a sweet guy with attachment issues.
New Team
Annihilape- After the accident, Jason's Primeape would evolve into Annihilape. Annihilape reflects how the lazarus pit drove Jason mad upon his own revival.
Staraptor- An edgy bird pokemon that likes to be alone it does reflect Jason's isolating tendencies whenever he gets into fights with bruce.
Alolan Marowak- Since Batman and Nightwing both have Marowak, Jason holding having his Marowak post-accident is reflective of this. While his "Alolan" Marowak only became this way due to the Lazarus Pit, it still has the reasons for becoming one. Jason also possesses spiritual abilities thanks to his resurrection, and Alolan Marowak reflects that the best.
Hiusian Zoroark- According to the lore, Zoroark came back to life out of spite. While Jason had no choice in the matter, first being resurrected by one of Superboy Prime's reality-altering punches and then having his memories return thanks to the lazarus pit, if Jason could come back to life out of spite, he would.
Doublade- A reference to the All-Blades, Jason's Doublade is a meta-pokemon that has a new move Blight Slash and a new ability called All-Good. Blight Slash is a physical steel-type move that does super effective damage on dark type pokemon. All-Good resists the effects of any dark type move.
Hydreigon- For a while before the New 52, Jason was considered a complete villain against the batfam. Hydreigon's brutish nature is meant to reflect that.
The reason why I gave Jason two teams is because the explosion that killed him would also kill some of his pokemon.
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Red Robin/Robin/Drake/whatever Tim goes by now
Talonflame- Talonflame is the most visually similar to Tim's uniform as Red Robin (I'm refering to the times he uses the Black and Red costumes of course)
Farfetch'd- A reference to the time he went by the Drake
Vikavolt- Tim is often regarding as the tech wizard Robin out of the five that have taken the title. This is also a reference to how Tim "died" by a bunch of drones firing at him.
Pancham- Given that Tim has many alternate versions of himself that are evil, Pancham reflects that given that it evolves into a dark type that needs the help of another dark type to evolve.
Komala- Tim is often given this headcanon that he is constantly sleep deprived and needs coffee. And while there is no coffee pokemon, there is a pokemon that is constantly tired.
Reuniclus- The time when Tim tried to clone Superboy to bring him back.
I will admit, I struggled with Tim's team. I wanted to give him a pokemon that represented his bisexuality, but none really fit.
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Spoiler/Batgirl
Clodsire- You're going to look at me and tell me that Spoiler wouldn't own a Clodsire? It has her color scheme and everything (most of her color scheme anyways)
Swoobat- Steph was first introduced as a possible love interest for Tim Drake. She
Talonflame- A reference to her time as Robin.
Pikachu- This feels like a pokemon Steph would have
Espeon- Spoiler's whole gimmick is that she investigates a villain's scheme and then spoils it to the public. Espeon's ability to predict enemy attacks helps reflect this. Also gives her a counterpart to her bff, Cassandra Cain aka Orphan/Batgirl
Goodra- Goodras are silly and affectionate, and Steph is often portrayed so as well.
Most of these pokemon were easy to come up with.
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Orphan/Batgirl
Banette- Banette is the most visually similar to Cassandra's costume
Noivern- Given that Noivern is the best looking Bat pokemon (fight me), it would be dumb not to give it to the best-looking batfam member
Sneasler- Given her ninja skills, Sneasler feels like a fitting option. And if you feel that isn't a good idea since Sneasler are probably extinct in the pokemon world, how do you know they're not in the shadows?
Umbreon- a representation of both Cassandra's nightly activities as well as her character arc.
Kommo-o- A representation of her time with the league of shadows.
Most of Cassandra's pokemon are reflections of herself like the other pokemon teams.
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Robin (Damian)
Alolan Meowth- A reference to Alfred the Cat, Alolan Meowth was specifically chosen because of its...demanding nature and how it takes a close bond to make it stronger (or evolve it)
Noivern- A reference to Goliath, Damian's Noivern is a meta-pokemon with red fur and scales along with an extra set of wingless arms. It has the ability "Brutal Beast" which causes moves like Outrage to do 1.5x more damage.
Miltank- A reference to batcow.
Pawniard- Being that he was raised in the league of assassins, Damian would of course own a pokemon connected to
Fletchinder- He's Robin, of course he has a Robin Pokemon.
Lucario- A reference to Titus and how Damian grew close to him.
Damian's pokemon team was pretty simple given that he has his own collection of animals from his adventures of being Robin.
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Batwoman
Gliscor- While a member of the bat family, Batwoman doesn't tend to follow the rules such as no-killing and no-guns. Yes I know Jason doesn't follow this rule either but still.
Bisharp- Given her military background, a Bisharp would reflect this. It would also hold an Eviolite.
Sawk- Batwoman has lots of martial artist training
I gave Kate a smaller team as she would rely on her guns more often. Also because I struggled to come up with anything else.
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Catwoman
Meowscarada- While she is no magician, Catwoman is however quite elusive. Her having a Meowscarada as both her partner and starter pokemon felt fitting.
Persian- Selina Kyle in some continuities is the daughter of Carmine Falcone "The Roman". Persian is often seen by the side of the evil Giovanni, so the addition of this pokemon to Catwoman's roster felt fitting.
Sableye- Sableye reflects Catwoman's constant thievery of jewelry and such.
Lopunny- one of Catwoman's abilities is her athletic skill and she is often sexualized, so Lopunny is fitting for her.
Initially, I was going to give Selina a bunch of cat pokemon but then I felt that was too simple. She is more than just a Cat burglar after all.
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The Signal
Midday Form Lycanroc- This pokemon was chosen because it prowls during the day just like Duke does.
Kilowattrel- Matches his color scheme
Gallade- One of Signal's power's is to see a little bit into the future by refracting light.
Same problem I had with Batwoman, couldn't come up with much.
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Batman (Terry McGinnis)
Crobat- This one is obvious, but its because he's da Batman! (Or in this universe, he's Zubatman)
Toxtricity- This is why
Scrafty- Because of Terry's messy life, he picked pokemon that sort of reflect that attitude.
Revavroom- In Neo Gotham City, a new species of Revavroom started to appear because of all the advanced technology. Now Steel/Electric, Neo Gotham City Revavroom races through the place as it hunts prey. It has the ability Surge Surfer to help boosts its already high speed so that foes can never gain the advantage. This choice was of course because of the flying batmobile Terry has.
Marowak- Terry lost his dad in the first episode.
Incineroar- Terry has to fight through a level of imposter syndrome in Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker. Incineroar reflects this through not being a fighting type but also having fighting type elements.
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Up Next:
Titans' Pokemon Teams
Previously:
Justice League Pokemon Teams
Legion of Doom Pokemon Teams
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hannahhook7744 · 2 months
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Tim Drake Headcanon;
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Man watches cartoon/internet theories and crime podcasts.
And he probably wrote a few tbh.
He also definitely watches Alex Bale, OneTopicatatime, the click, Welcome Home, and Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
He just gives me the vibes.
Bernard, Ives, Prudence, and the Titans encourage him.
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livefromphilly · 4 months
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leoleolovesdc · 10 months
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Happy b-day Tim Drake, you’re incredibly mid, annoying, a jerk and probably the worst Robin, but I do respect and love you either way🫶🫶
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wgm-beautiful-world · 8 months
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secondsofpleasure · 6 months
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half mile / 11.2023
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darkerangels · 1 year
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The Drake
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yuwigqi · 2 months
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It's pretty well known that Cass is the best Hand-to-Hand fighter in the Bats by a large amount. Here's my thoughts
Bruce can beat her around 40% of the time. She's definitely above him, but not by that big of an amount.
The only other people in hand to hand are Dick and Tim.
Dick's wasn't a fluke or using fancy techniques, or anything. Dick is just actually at that level to where its possible for him to win a fight with her, though not often. Remember, Dick started when he was 8. He's been training in hand-to-hand since before Cass was born.
Tim is nowhere near Cass's skill level in hand-to-hand, in fact out of the 5 Robins, he's the weakest fight. But he's clever. Tim prepares, he has more contingencies than Bruce does. So he's been studying Cass's fighting religiously as well as Shiva, the only person Cass feels is better at Hand to Hand than her. Through rigorous and meticulous planning 25 steps ahead, he's able to knock her down. But it was one time, and Tim estimates the chances of it happening a second time at below one in four-hundred and eighty-three million.
But. That doesn't mean the others haven't beaten Cass at other types of sparring. Cass literally never worked with any gadgets until joining the Batfam, and doesn't use them anywhere near as much. So even though her hand-to-hand is say, miles above Damian, Steph, or Kate: they're able to win sparring matches about half the time whenever gadgets are involved.
Duke's powers can get him lucky against Cass, but the sheer difference in experience and skill makes that pretty rare. But Cass is watching him. She thinks in about five years, with effort, she won't be able to beat him at all.
Jason and Cass choose not to spar with gadgets in general, because its complete luck. His best trigger finger in the world alongside her best fighting, it really just depends on if he hits her with the first blank or not.
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longslvs · 1 year
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batfamily as things my friends and i have said.
tim: *putting a pill in his mouth*
jason, snickering: is that for your dumb peanut allergy
tim, takes out his epipen: i will fucking stab you with this
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nibordereht · 1 year
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What do you think guys, is one of these THE DRAKE?
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shyjusticewarrior · 3 months
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Harley when others call her crazy: You bet I am!
Harley when Tim calls her crazy: Nobody asked you, duckboy!
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musicbyrikm · 2 years
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Ghostly Kisses, live at The Drake in Toronto, May 2022
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