#u know that meme with the guys on the couch cheering

[slasheru]

Hi :3 I’m kinda having a bad night rn but I’m distracting myself by playing slasher u (for like the 10th time lmao) and I was wondering: how do u think the dateables would react/what would they do if their partner was having a really bad day? It’s alright if u don’t wanna answer lol and I hope ur having a good day/night <3

<3333 Of course! I wrote a decent amount of Slasher U when I was having a hard time myself irl, Hex's "how's your day" dialogue is actually something I put in to cheer myself up when I was writing it (:

Tate: Tate's had SO MANY bad days he might be an expert at helping you with YOURS. It's immediately hugs, blanket city, asking you about it and letting you vent if you want, listening, and if you don't feel like talking, he's there to tell you about HIS day or some cool thing you both discovered, like a movie you wanna watch. Tate is a BIIIIG cuddler. He's already passing you the flask and shutting the doors to the A/V lab so you guys don't get interrupted by randos (because Tate figures you could use a good cry, and he knows HE wouldn't want people around for that - besides you!) Tate's Bad Day empathy is off the CHARTS. He would hold you tight til either the sun came up or you felt better, whichever takes longer. He would also fight anyone who came to see you who you didn't wanna see, even though he KNOWS he'd get his ass kicked. Worth it, to save you.

Hex: OH NO! MY BABE IS HAVING A BAD DAY! :(((( Hex goes into SUPERHERO mode - he might be a little bit TOO enthuasiastic about cheering you up, at first, but his sole purpose in life is now making you feel better. Hex would try really, really hard and really really deeply to understand you and your pain as best as he can, like, REALLY leave no stone unturned. His love language is "understanding people". Hex's go-to cheer-ups are: Picking you up like a prince/ess, buying you food and coffee, hugging/cuddling you on the couch while you watch TV, showing you memes he found, never leaving your side, and doing acts of service like giving you a back rub or getting you your fave ice cream from the campus convenience store. He'd fall asleep on you/near you/with you all day/night just so you wouldn't have to be alone. :) He'd also sneak into any class big enough not to notice him, just so he could keep keeping you company!

Laila: Laila is the one person (besides maybe Sawyer) who would ACTIVELY try to fix your problems, haha. My darling Player is having a bad day?? Who did this? Sit down, have some tea, I've already come up with a ten-step plan to fix your problems AND I'm gonna start as soon as you feel comfortable enough for me to make some phone calls while I cuddle you til you feel better! Laila's got major "S/HE/THEY ASKED FOR NO PICKLES >:((((" energy so she'd be a great mix of actually comforting and vulnerable, especially if you had a hard emotional time, and handling whatever it is that made you upset - she knows more responsibility at a time like this can be crushing, and she's your Final Girl, dammit! Don't worry about a THING, Player - Laila's on the case!

Juno: Juno knows any world that hurts the Player they like/love is the WORST and SUCKS and Player is the BEST and FUCK ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE!! Though Juno's go-to cheering up is definitely partying and shenanigans, they'd actually ask the player what they'd like. Their favorite way to cheer people up is distracting them from their troubles, so Juno would probably plan all KINDS of fun date-style activities from parties to walks to pranks to adventures, for however as many days it takes for you to smile again. If you're a partier, they'd drop molly with you and talk for hours and hours about feelings. They would ALSO harbor a deep grudge against whoever/whatever did this to you (even if it's an inanimate object/concept, like, failing a class).

Sawyer: Sawyer would feel your pain/sadness VERY VERY DEEPLY. He'd probably start by spending hours listening to you or holding you, then ask if you wanted him to actively try and fix the problem. He'd spend a HUGE amount of time with you comforting you, basically kicking his aftercare into overdrive - Sawyer's the kind of guy who would cancel work or class to comfort you. (And if it got to the point where he'd be fired, well, looks like he's asking his boss/professors to work from home so he can be with you). He's also the kind of guy who definitely orders food and booze and weed and VHS tapes right to the dorms so you wouldn't have to go anywhere. He'd get REALLY protective - he's not letting anyone hurt you ever again, though. EVER - though he's not restrictive about it. The second anyone calls you a name behind your back, though, BAM. Sawyer's knife, their face, etc :V Sawyer's respectful of your boundaries more than anything, so he'd want to show you how much he loves you WITHOUT you ever feeling stifled or uncomfortable.

I hope your night gets better!!! <3333

#slasher u #slasher u lore #tate mcgillicutty #sawyer ferguson #hexecutioner #laila velasquez #juno park #asks #dating sims #queer dating sims

[tsukishumai]

Away Games - MSBY Black Jackals

A/N: WOW it feels so so long since i’ve done an HC i kinda feel like i forgot how to :( ahhh im sorry this one sucks LOL but im feeling a bit burned out & this brought me a lil comfort so i hope it brings some for u too :)

Bokuto

Shamelessly facetiming you every possible second.

He’s not terribly upset to be away, to be honest, because he’s doing what he loves, but a huge part of him still misses you.

So he settles for the next best thing

And it doesn’t matter what you’re doing; if you’re at work, if you’re out shopping, if you’re sitting on the toilet – Bokuto will blow up your phone until you answer.

“What took you so long to answer?” “Kou, I was on the toilet.” “No way! Me too! Soulmates <3”

He’s always telling you stories about the dumb things that go on during practice, he complains about how his shoulder’s been feeling a little tense lately, and the food at the hotel reminds of the food they used to serve at Fukurodani

But he always wants to hear about your day too. He asks if your coworker is still being a jerk, he wonders if you managed to try the new drink at the café you mentioned the other day, and he reminds you that he’s coming back in a couple days, so make sure you remember to pick him up from the airport!

When he can’t facetime, he’s sending you videos; videos of the guys goofing off at practice, videos of him working out, videos of behind the scene interviews.

He’s sad you don’t get to be there with him but he does everything he can to share his experiences with you anyway

Bokuto even started his own personal tradition during every away game

If MSBY wins, he sends flowers to your door step.

If MSBY loses, he still sends you flowers anyway because he just wants you to know that he’s thinking of you always

Atsumu

He doesn’t want to admit it, but Atsumu goes into emo mode whenever he’s away.

When you ask him how he’s doing, he’ll always tell you that he’s fine

But the pictures Bokuto and Hinata sent you of Atsumu crying into his protein shake tell you a different story.

You try to make him feel better by sending him tiktoks and memes, and it works for a second, until he sees a mug in the tiktok that looks JUST like the mug you got for him when you first started dating, and now all he’s thinking about is how he wants go back home and drink his coffee from that mug, not the cheap paper ones from his hotel room and god, can the days go by any slower?

talk about dramatic

But you can never stand to see Atsumu so down

And you don’t do this every single time, but when MSBY loses and Sakusa was the one to text you a video of Atsumu staring longingly out his hotel window, you asked him what city their next game was going to be in, and bought yourself a plane ticket there.

You don’t want to spoil Atsumu like this. You really don’t, and you usually won’t

But when you walk into the gym, Atsumu’s eyes land on you, and his entire face lights up, his whole demeanor changes, he’s standing a little taller, his smile a little wider, and all of a sudden, the whole room just felt so much brighter.

He’s in the middle of a pre-game interview, and all of a sudden his words trail off and the interviewer’s like “Miya-san? You were saying?”

But he can’t wait any more, so he’ll excuse himself, and all cameras are on him when he scoops you up from the floor and plant kisses all over your face.

You don’t always spoil Atsumu like this, but when he points at you after scoring his third service ace in a row, you know you’ve done a good thing

Sakusa

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Sakusa doesn’t tell you he misses you because he doesn’t really think he does? It’s normal for professional athletes to spend time away from their s/o, right? This was to be expected, Sakusa knew you guys would have to spend some time apart, he was prepared for this.

Still, irritation floods through him when he wakes up to a shrill alarm instead of your sweet voice. 

He snaps at Bokuto when he has to eat the team’s provided lunch, and not the lunch you make and pack for him.

He’s particularly cranky when his uniform was wrinkled on game day, and you weren’t there with your emergency Wrinkle-Release Spray

He doesn’t directly say ‘I miss you’ but you hear it in his words anyway.

When he complains about the hotel’s mattress and how it’s “nothing compared to our bed at home” you know that he feels your absence.

“The food here makes me want to gag, all I want is your tempura”

“My skin feels so raw from the scratchy towels; the towels you bought us feel much softer.”

“Babe, how’d you manage to make all my stuff fit in my luggage? I can’t pack it the way you do.”

Sakusa most likely won’t blow up your phone, but he always makes sure to send you a good morning and good night text

He doesn’t buy you flowers, but when he gets home, he hands you a large bag without saying anything.

“What’s all this?” you grunt, cause damn that bag was heavy.

But Sakusa was shrugged. “Souvenirs. I thought you’d like them.”

And you squeal in excitement, pulling him to sit down on the same couch that he’s been thinking of for weeks, a smile on his face as he watches you sift through all the little knick knacks and presents that reminded him of you.

Hinata

EXCITED BOY

He’s constantly texting you and checking in, even when he doesn’t have to

☀️Shoyo☀️(6:58am): We just got to the gym where they’re letting us practice!

☀️Shoyo☀️(7:01am): I’m about to go into the locker room and change now

☀️Shoyo☀️(7:05am): Whoops I think I made the wrong turn.

☀️Shoyo☀️(7:07am): Whoa, this gym is pretty big; I wonder what other sports they could use it for?

☀️Shoyo☀️(7:15am): Wait, I can’t find my way back

☀️Shoyo☀️(7:30am): Babe, help

He doesn’t facetime you like Bokuto, but he is blowing up your phone just the same.

He misses you of course, that’s a given, but to be honest he mostly does it because he doesn’t want YOU to miss HIM.

Maybe that’s the wrong way to put it; he wants you to miss him but he doesn’t want to ever make you feel lonely.

He knows that feeling so well :( he never wants to be the cause of your loneliness. And if he had to pick between being a persistent man or an aloof man, then Hinata will choose persistence five hundred times over.

Hinata has an incredible talent of being able to make you smile and laugh, even if it’s simply through a screen, from hundreds of miles away.

Even though his career and ever-changing schedule can make things a little extra challenging, when you see him play on TV, watch as the crowd cheers and hollers for Hinata, listen to the way the commentators describe his insane plays, and you realize you don’t mind having to share Hinata with the world

Because when he stares directly into the camera and smiling while he holds both hands over his heart, you know this gesture was meant only for you.

#bokuto #bokuto kotaro #bokuto x reader #bokuto kotaro x reader #bokuto drabbles #bokuto fluff #atsumu #miya atsumu #atsumu x reader #miya atsumu x reader #atsumu x you #miya atsumu drabbles #atsumu drabbles #atsumu fluff #sakusa #sakusa kiyoomi #sakusa x reader #sakusa kiyoomi x reader #sakusa drabbles #sakusa fluff #sakusa x you #hinata #hinata shoyo #hinata shoyo x reader #hinata x reader #hinata shoyo x you #hinata shoyo drabbles #hinata drabbles #hinata shoyo fluff #hinata fluff

[scandeniall]

Singing Disney Songs

a/n: no thoughts. What singing disney songs would be like with Seijoh, Nekoma and Inarizaki I have no idea why I did this. Its in drabble form and in whole team form (which i’ve never done). Featuring HSM, Starstuck and Hannah Montana

wc: 1.1K

Seijoh: best boys to do it with. Core 4 in all their chaos? Sign me up! Oikawa, Makki, Mattsun are all down 110%. Iwa is down by default to keep your messy asses in line (but he lowkey wanted to do it too). Everyone knows all the words to EVERY song.Y’all get into a heated debate about which high school musical had the most bangers. Makki and Mattsun are like “come on now how can you not say HSM 2” and someone else like you chimes in “because everyday is boring as shit. They act like their in a cult.” So y’all end up going through the HSM discography taking tallies. This concludes that HSM 2 had the best songs. As y’all just sit there listening, you cross off some songs automatically and Oikawa is like “Gabriella’s songs are boring as shit.” Anyways y’all force Iwa to do the dance to “We’re all in this together” and he leaves y’all shook because he has RHYTHM. oikawa on the other hand—. Iwa simp hours for a large part of it with all y’all being like “Be the Troy to my Gabriella” He hates u all :) At some point y’all are just drunk karaoking to HSM. Dancing on the coffee table and couches to What Time is It (which if y’all were sober yeah Iwa would murder u all). “Bro remember when people used to call u the king?” and that leads to you and oikawa tryna turn Fabulous into a duet. Both drunk on the 2 couches pretending you're at a pool making the others be the little servers. Makki and Mattsun decide to reenact Gotta go My own way. Very drunk and dramatic. Rubbing all over each other's faces. Pulling away then running back doing the most. Yall force drunk Iwa to do Bet on It. Hes seen it so many times and is too intoxicated to not do it so mans goes all out. Does troy dumbass jumping and yall are the best hypemen. Someone is recording but yall can barely hear him through the loud ass cheering and laughing. 

Nekoma: Another fun team to do this with. Yall do the unappreciated movies like STARSTRUCK. Kuroo is a sucker for those and yall both swear up and down the its one of the best and deserved more than it ever got. (He knows all the words to these songs). Yall do this while your on a roadtrip. One of those vans so its you, kuroo (in the driver/passenger), kenma, yaku, kai, lev, fukunaga. Up front yall are living your best lives “Something about the sunshine babyyyyyyyyyyy” acting like the main characters and shit. Someone brings up what if you all played Starstruck characters. “Lev looks the most like Christopher Wilde. Lanky, no rhythm. creepy eyes when he stares too long-” “Hey!” Back to the music. We all know you and kuroo know all the words, lev is pretty good and knows most so hes able to keep up. Yaku is like 50/50. Kai, babe only knows the main ones and only partially. Sits and smiles and laughs at his friends. Gets songs dedicated to him by all of you. Kenma? Don't care. Hes really only on this trip because you guys are his friends. This is one of his least fav disney movies so truly is in mental anguish trying to tune yall out. Fukunaga only knows Stubby’s verses so does the rapping. Lots of “AYEEEEE” going around. Very hype when those songs come on. Lev tries to sing What You Mean to Me to Kenma, but just gets told to shut up. Being very loud and obnoxious with all of them save for Kenma to Starstruck. If you stop at a red light the neighboring cars can probably hear yall’s screeching. Yaku is most likely to be recording the monstrosity on his snap chat, but will not catch himself slipping and entertaining yall. He has a reputation to upkeep. For songs only you and Kuroo know (like welcome to hollywood) he takes one hand off the wheel to hold at you like a microphone. Plays the acoustic and regular version of Hero back to back. Wants to pretend he’s in a music video for the acoustic. One of those sad montage types. 

Inarizaki: what is even going on. You propose it. Kita just shrugs and is like “Ok” Yall listening to Hannah Montana. Twins ruin your singalong time with the debate of How could they not know Miley was Hannah. You dedicate If We Were a Movie to Aran bc dream boy. He sings along happily. Wouldn’t hesitate to hit Atsumu for trying to interrupt and you're like “This is a duet stfu.” Kita watched the show but probably couldn’t really recall many of the words but that's ok. You all do know Best of Both Worlds and even Suna sings along. Not with much energy, but whatever he still participates in. Twins and Suna all are embarrassed to say they know every word to He Could Be the One. Get Kita to threaten the twins and they’ll sing along to it. Another must sing song is Nobody’s Perfect. Grab Suna’s hand and make him sing and dance along, he does it lazily. Maybe a few bobs and sways. Him not screaming the lyrics is drowned out by the rest of yall. That's one of those songs that like you hear that intro you go running towards the dance floor because BANGER. Mid convo- you hear that intro yeah your soul leaves your body and is taken over by the spirit of miss Hannah. Twins try to act that out and do the soul leaving body meme because they share 1 brain cell. Atsumu is more aggressive with his singing along. Like damn calm tf down. When hes hype hes going so hard yall are like “dont hurt yourself lol” Once you start getting into them obscure songs Aran saves the day again by being the only one that knows them. At True Friend Atsumu asks if you think hes a true friend/ “(Y/N) i’m yer best friend right.” Damn yall hear something. Ignore him and keep singing while Osamu and Suna clown his ass. “Kita’s a true friend.” Kita just thanks you. Might return the compliment. “He doesn’t even know any of the songs” ok and???? Yall play another sadder song right after like “i’ll always remember you.” Atsumu lowkey starts tearing up and sniffling. Ha ha pussy. Sad hours when you then play wherever I go and yall all start getting sad. Kita not knowing the songs just looks at yall like ?????? Then he starts listening to yall sadly sing along and its like “damn” sad team hours then. Yall annoying and put your arms around each other and like start swaying because no brain cells are found. It ends up getting aggressive and u feel like your shoulder is gonna fall off so u stop.

#haikyuu x reader #hq x reader #haikyuu imagine #haikyuu imagines #hq imagines #hq headcanons #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu scenarios

[btschooseafic]

Hey you, what’s your dream?

Pairing: platonic!oc x ot7

Details: manager!oc, predebut/idolverse, partial BTS World!verse

Summary: Aviva and Hoseok celebrate their birthday at the dorm.

Warnings: This is a fictional story based on real events. The characters presented here are not the same as their real life counterparts. [9/2/21: some minor edits] [Masterlist]

Track 20: Birthdays

Birthday- The Beatles

“You say it's your birthday

It's my birthday too, yeah”

February 18th 2013

Aviva’s three-day suspension ended just before her birthday. Hobi suggested they both ditch and do something fun for the day, but she knew he was joking (mostly). He was in crunch time, really pushing to prepare for the debut, and she was eager to get back to work and do her best to support them.

It was a fairly normal day at work, with no one mentioning or treating her any differently because of the suspension. She was surprised when the office gave her a cake from Paris Baguette during her lunch break, even though it was a fairly standard policy, she had thought they might want to exclude her this time.

After work, Aviva went for out for a late dinner with Soonyoung. She stopped back at the office to pick up some paperwork, and was surprised to see the van still in the parking lot. Jin had offered to drive the boys back, so why were they still here? She went to the Bangtan Room and found them...

“Are you filming a Harlem Shake video?” She wondered, having walked in on a strange number of poses. Everyone froze. Namjoon blushed.

“Yep.” Hoseok tipped the brim of his cap away from his face to grin at her. “You’ll edit it and post it before the night ends, right?”

“What? No way.”

“But it’s my birthday!” He whined.

“But it’s my birthday!” She whined back at him. Everyone laughed.

“Won’t you bake me a cake at least?” Hoseok asked, pouting at her.

“Hmm…” She glanced at her phone. “It’s getting late. Anyway, didn’t the company give you one?”

“Yeah, but yours are better!”

“Paris Baguette is pretty good, I think...” But she was smiling.

“Why don’t you hang out with us, noona?” Jimin suggested. “We were gonna watch a movie at the dorm after this.”

“I can make extra popcorn!” Jin said excitedly.

“I don’t really care about popcorn… but, maybe I will hang out,” she thought. “Let’s head back to the dorm, okay?”

Jimin, Jin, and Hoseok cheered.

She texted Soonyoung to let her know, and then got to work baking a cake. They ate cake and popcorn as they watched Hoseok’s favorite movie (which also happened to be a favorite of Aviva’s). Aviva found herself on the floor leaning against Yoongi’s legs, with Jimin and Tae snuggled on either side of her. At some point Jungkook migrated his head onto her lap with his legs sprawled over Jimin. Yoongi and Namjoon and fallen asleep curled up in the corner of the couch, while Hoseok stretched out with his feet in Jin’s lap.

As the movie came to an end, Jin stood up and started to clean. Aviva tried to move to help him, but was weighed down by three growing boys.

Jin waved his hand. “Just let them rest for a few more minutes. Hoseok-ah can help me clean.”

“But it’s my—” Hoseok stopped at a sharp look from Jin. “Yeah, okay, hyung.”

“Hmmm, are you sleeping on the couch again, Aviva-yah?” Yoongi wondered, rubbing his eyes as the boys started heading off to bed.

“Yeah. I already pulled the blanket out.”

He nodded. “Do you need clothes to sleep in?”

“Damn.” She snapped her fingers. “I knew I’d forgotten something.”

“You can sleep in my clothes, noona!” Jimin said. Everyone looked at him suspiciously.

“You sound very… enthusiastic about that, Jiminie,” Namjoon commented.

“No, I just…” Jimin blushed. “I just thought she’d look cute…”

Aviva smiled apologetically. “Sorry, Jiminie, but there’s no way I’d fit into your clothes. You’re too skinny.”

He frowned. “I’m not.”

Aviva ran her hand through her hair. “Maybe skinny isn’t the right word…”

“She means she’s got a chest and hips and you don’t,” Hoseok said.

“Yah!” Jin hit his arm. “Don’t talk about her like that!”

“What?” Hoseok looked at him. “I thought I put that very politely. Anyway, with an elastic waistband, she’d fit in mine, Yoongi, or Tae Tae’s pants likely.” He looked around at them. “Rock, paper, scissors for it?”

Yoongi shrugged. Taehyung nodded, holding up his fist.

“Wait a second,” Aviva said. “Isn’t anybody going to ask me what I want?”

“What do you want, Avi-yah?” Yoongi asked, looking at her steadily.

She froze, her face going pink.

“Ah, never mind,” she said quietly. “I don’t… I don’t want to inconvenience anyone. Maybe I should just go home…”

“No, it’s too late to be driving,” Namjoon told her. “Anyway, you’re never an inconvenience, you’re our friend. We’ll take care of it, okay?”

“…You’re just saying that cause you know your shirts are the only one she fits in,” Jimin muttered. Hoseok tapped his chin.

“Actually, because they prefer a baggy fit, Yoongi-hyung’s sweaters, and some of Jin-hyung’s tops would work,” he thought. Namjoon looked at them.

Yoongi shrugged again. “I don’t care. This is stupid.”

“I agree,” Jin said. “…But I do kind of want to see Avi-yah in pink.”

Yoongi snorted. “Obviously she’d look better in white,” he thought.

“I think black,” Namjoon said. Hoseok nodded.

“Two rounds of rock, paper, scissors it is.”

Aviva turned to Jungkook. “Aren’t you still growing? If we end up the same size I’m only borrowing your clothes and staying away from this nonsense.”

Jungkook shrugged. “I don’t care. We all share everything anyway.”

Aviva ended up wearing Hoseok’s sweatpants and Namjoon’s baggiest Supreme shirt.

February 19th 2013

In the morning she turned over, glancing at her phone. It was fifteen minutes before her alarm was set to go off, so she decided to get up early. She went to the bathroom and washed her face, pulled her hair up, and then went into the kitchen for a cup of coffee.

“Avi-yah?” Taehyung squinted at her sleepily.

“Mmm. Morning Tae. Are you waking up?”

“Hmm…what time is it?” He glanced at the clock on the wall and shook his head. “No, I think I’ll sleep a little more, just need the bathroom... you’re waking up?” She nodded, shivering a bit. It had gotten weirdly cold over night. He looked at her thoughtfully. “Want to borrow a sweater? I bet I have one that’ll fit you too.”

“…Okay.”

He smiled. “Great. One second.” He went to the bathroom and then moved over to the closet, pulling out a large green cardigan. “Is this texture okay?” He asked, knowing she didn’t like things that were either too soft or too scratchy. He held it out to her and she ran her fingers over it.

“Just right.”

“Hmm.” He smiled again. “Let me help you.” He motioned at her.

“I can put it on myself.”

“Want to help you.”

She sighed and got down from the stool at the counter, letting him manipulate her into the sweater like she was a giant doll.

“Thanks.”

“Later.” He kissed her cheek and walked off, yawning. She stared after him for a moment and then shook her head, settling back down on the couch and pulling out her laptop.

Just as she was finishing editing Hoseok’s video, she got a message from her sister.

 ‘Hey, u ok?’

 ‘Yeah. Y?’

 ‘… u forgot, didn’t you?’

Aviva tilted her head, trying to remember what she had forgotten. Oh! She was supposed to be on a Skype call with her family for her birthday. She glanced at the time. She had long enough to speak to them for a while before everyone woke up and got ready for the day. She clicked through some settings and made the call. Her parents and her sister were sitting on the couch in their living room, Jen’s arms crossed over her chest as she pouted.

“I can’t believe you forgot about your own birthday call!” Jenny said.

“Yeah, hello to you too, Jen,” Aviva said. Jenny huffed. Their mother smiled.

“It’s good to see you,” she said. “You look... cozy. Is that a new sweater?” Aviva touched the cardigan.

“Ah, no, it’s not mine, I’m just borrowing it cause it’s cold in here,” she told them.

“Where are you?” Her dad wondered, his eyes searching. “It doesn’t look like your apartment.”

“It’s the boys’ dorm. I… was editing a video,” she said vaguely.

“Oh, is JK there?” Jenny wondered, looking around excitedly.

“Hmm, he’s probably not awake yet,” she told her.

“Ah, too bad,” their mother said. “He was such a polite young man. And handsome too!”

“Mom!” Jenny said, her face flushing. Their mom just grinned. Their dad shook his head.

“What video are you editing?” He wanted to know.

“Um, just another meme one,” she told him. “I don’t know if you’d understand…”

“I still don’t understand what a meme is,” he muttered, rubbing his chin.

“Yeah, and I keep trying to explain it to you,” Jen said, shaking her head. The three of them talked for about fifteen more minutes before the door opened, and a sleepy Yoongi wandered in. His hair was impressively mussed, and his eyes were barely open. He was hugging his laptop to his chest.

He automatically went to sit on the couch, almost sitting on top of Aviva.

“Ah, oppa, I’m on a call, sorry!” She called out in Korean. He froze, and then slowly looked at the screen. His face flushed.

“Hello,” he said awkwardly in English, bowing.

“Um, guys, this is one of the group members, Yoongi,” she told her family.

“Oh, if he’s awake does that mean JK is awake?” Jen reasoned.

“Probably not,” Aviva thought. She looked at Yoongi, who appeared frozen in his bow. She nudged him. “It’s fine,” she told him in Korean. “You didn’t do anything wrong. These are my parents and my sister.” She pointed them out.

He straightened up and waved.

“I can’t… I’m not awake enough for this,” he muttered in Korean. “I just wanted to get some editing done, I forgot you were here…”

“Is anyone else awake?” She wondered. “They can come say hi if they want before I sign off. Jen would really like to see Kookie.”

“Hmmm. I’ll wake him,” Yoongi said reluctantly. “But you owe me coffee.”

“Sure,” Aviva said, not really caring. “Just don’t go back to sleep, oppa, it’s almost time to get ready to go anyway.”

“No promises.” He left the room.

“…He’s cute,” Jen decided. “Not as cute as JK, but…” Aviva snorted.

For the next ten minutes, various members drifted in and out to say ‘hello’ with Jungkook staying the longest.

Namjoon was excited for the opportunity to practice his English, although a lot shyer than he usually was when he practiced with Aviva.

“Is it true you learned from watching Friends?” Jen wondered.

Namjoon nodded. “Ah. Yes. Good T.V. show.”

“Avi!” Hoseok said, poking his head through the door. “Seokjin-hyung wants to know if you want an egg or toast or something.”

“I’ll take whatever,” she called back to him, glancing at the time again. “Ah, we should get ready.” She smiled apologetically at the screen.

“Okay,” Jen said. “Have a good day at work, Avi—practice hard, JK!”

“Yes, I will!” Jungkook said happily in English. “Thank you!”

“Nice to meet you, Namjoon, and good to see you again, Jungkook,” their mother said. Namjoon and Jungkook bowed.

“I will send you that article, Avi,” her dad said.

“Okay, baba, thanks!” She signed off and sighed. “I don’t want to read that article…”

“I thought it sounded interesting,” Namjoon said. She frowned.

“You read it, then.” She yawned. “I want to take a shower before we leave… are there clean towels?”

“I’ll find one for you, noona!” Jungkook said, running off, still buzzing with energy from having seen Jen.

“…He really might become your younger brother some day,” Namjoon thought.

She smiled. “I wouldn’t mind.”

Later that week, Kyungsoo finally called her into his office to lecture her about Namjoon’s song Expensive Girl song. Aviva did her best to smooth over any backlash from him and random Internet commenters, but it was a lot of work.

As their punishment, Aviva had Namjoon alone on dorm cleaning duty for the whole week, and assigned Hoseok to extra public speaking lessons.

She came to the dorm to pick Hoseok up for his lessons and found him cleaning. She squinted at him as he froze in the position of sweeping the entryway.

“Hobi… don’t tell me you two switched?”

“Okay…” He said. “I won’t tell you.”

She sighed. “Hoseok, it’s not a punishment if it’s something you enjoy doing. I know you secretly find cleaning relaxing, and Namjoon-ah finds the public speaking lessons fascinating.”

“Hmm. And that’s the problem.” He booped her on the nose, laughing as it wrinkled. “You know us too well, dear manager.”

“Just go wait in the car,” she told him. “I’ll have to speak to Namjoon-ah before we go.” She looked around. Hoseok pointed his thumb behind him.

“He’s in the living room.”

Aviva shivered as she entered the room. Namjoon was on the couch, holding something like a hockey mask in front of his face as Yoongi, who was sitting at the table, curled over laughing. She couldn’t help smiling, pausing in the doorway for a moment before stepping inside. She shivered again.

“You still haven’t gotten the heater fixed?”

Namjoon froze. “Ah, Avi-yah.” He put the mask down, his face going pink. “No. We couldn’t find anyone to come look at it, so I tried, and I think I made it worse.” He rubbed the back of his neck.

“Hmmm.” Aviva walked over to the heater, pulling off the top. “I think I can do this. The toolbox is in the bathroom closet, right?”

“Yeah, um. I could go get it for you…” His brow furrowed. “Are you sure you can do it?” She nodded.

“Pretty sure. I helped Soonie’s grandpa fix the heater at their place, and it looked pretty similar to this one.”

Namjoon nodded and left.

“A girl who knows her way around the toolbox… that’s kind of hot,” Yoongi thought, leaning back as he studied her. She raised an eyebrow at him. He flushed slightly. She walked over to him and ran her fingers over his soft fluffy hat, her lips twitching. He stiffened. “What’re you doing?”

“You look adorable,” she told him. His cheeks flushed even pinker.

“I thought you didn’t like soft things?” He grumbled, grabbing her hand and pulling it away from his hat.

She shrugged. “I couldn’t resist.”

He shook his head, smiling slightly.

“What are you doing over here, anyway?”

“Dropping Hobi off at his classes,” she told him. “There’s a nice cafe around there—want me to pick up anything for you?”

“Hmmm…” He played with her fingers for a moment before letting go, turning back to the computer. “I’ve been thinking, since you were technically off duty when Namjoon-ah posted that song… doesn’t that mean it’s not really your responsibility?”

“I’m still your manager, oppa, even if I was… suspended, at the time.” She rested her hand on her hip, studying him. “Are you saying I shouldn’t punish them?” He shook his head.

“No, I don’t really care about that. I just don’t want you creating more work for yourself than necessary.”

She smiled softly at him. “Yoongi—”

There was a loud crash. A moment later, a red-faced Namjoon rushed into the room.

“Okay, so I may have dropped the toolbox, and everything is everywhere, but I don’t think anything’s broken!”

“Aish, Joonie.” Aviva clicked her tongue, shaking her head. “I’ll clean it up—ah, but I can’t leave Hoseok-ah waiting in the car for so long…”

“Hosekie can take the train,” Yoongi said. “Namjoon-ah and I will help you clean up.” Aviva nodded.

“Thanks, oppa. Hobi better not skip his class.”

“Oh, I’ll make sure he doesn’t.” Yoongi grinned evilly. Namjoon shivered.

“Chen Aviva!” Hoseok sang out as he entered the kitchen.

“Huh?” She looked up at him from the sink. “How did you know I was still here?”

“I have my ways…”

She turned around, frowning as she noticed him staring at her.

“What?”

“You look really hot right now, like, figuratively, but also literally, what were you doing to get so sweaty?”

She glanced down at herself. She had stripped down to her undershirt, which was soaked through with sweat.

“I fixed the damn heater, but then it got too hot and I had to adjust it again before it killed Yoongi-oppa’s equipment and he killed me in revenge.”

“So… it’s okay now?” He wondered. She nodded.

“Finally, it’s okay. I’m gonna borrow your shower, I just needed to clean my hands off first and the bathroom sink is kind of… There was like… grease?” She shook her head. “I don’t know, Joonie did something weird.”

Hoseok nodded absentmindedly. “Well, after you get out of the shower, you can eat this.” He held a paper bag out to her. She peeked inside, her eyes widening as she smiled.

“How did you know?”

“Yoongi-hyung mentioned there was a cafe near my classes you liked, and so we Instagram stalked you to find where it was and what you like to get there.”

“That’s creepy, but also sweet,” she thought. “How did your lessons go?”

“Not as bad as I thought they would be, actually. I’m gonna start beating Joon at public speaking, next thing you know.”

“I don’t think it’s a competition, but I’m still proud of you.” She gave him a peck on the cheek on her way out.

Over the next few weeks, a few of Namjoon’s freestyles, as well as one of his and Yoongi’s collaborations had gotten Aviva thinking about the draft. Namjoon and Hoseok, having just turned twenty were eligible candidates and were required to take physical exams. Afterwards, they went out for drinks with Jin, Yoongi, Aviva, and Soonyoung. Aviva was trying to understand more about it, but it just wasn’t clicking for her.

“I don’t think it’s something you can really understand without growing up here,” Yoongi said.

“You’re probably right,” Aviva thought.

“Hmmm. You don’t have anything similar in the US?” Hoseok wondered.

“There hasn’t been a draft in the US since the Vietnam War,” Aviva told him. “I do remember my dad talking about how much anxiety it caused him and his friends. And my mom was worried about her brother when she was growing up.”

“Hmm, yeah. America has a lot of issues, but that’s not one of them, currently,” Soonyoung said. She sipped her drink. “Like, we could totally talk about the socioeconomic and racial aspects of US Army recruitment, but that’s a somewhat different problem.” Namjoon stared at her. “The system is majorly flawed, dude.”

“Most systems are,” Yoongi thought. He looked at Aviva. “But why are you bringing this up?”

“You’re right it’s not something I can personally understand. But… I see it’s stressing you out, so… I’m here, if you need me.” She looked around at the others. “For all of you, I mean.”

“Yah, that’s nothing special, Avi’s always been there for me,” Soonyoung said, wrapping her arms around the other girl possessively.

“Hmm, but that’s because you’re special to her, which must mean we’re special to her as well!” Jin reasoned cheerfully.

Soonyoung smiled at him. “Aren’t you sweet?”

Jin blushed. Everyone laughed.

#bts #fanfiction #jung hoseok #min yoongi #kim namjoon #bts world #bts predebut #idolverse #manager!oc #bts x oc #bts fanfiction

[lucarioisinthevoid]

Twitch Streamer AU???

(I planned on pushing out a FEW AU asks, but then realized I don’t even have so many. There’s going to be a FNAC event, but that will be an event, not a specific AU ask, so- I guess this is it! Very cursed AU, thank you very much Anon Small warning for mentions of blood, I think? Nothing too bad.)

Streamers, youtubers, content creators. Some people are all of these, some people are none, and some are just one- because each of them needed a very different talent. Those who could do seemingly everything were few and far between- And they ruled the entertainment scene! Thankfully though, the main three as most called them, were also always out for new content to watch. Thus they boosted those that they saw potential in. With some taking the boost and then going off to do their own thing- And some becoming good friends. It always started with a letter. Mike had the habit to do things on stream, as long as no personal details were not visible on them. He used a false email which he regularly changed, and he generally kept himself as safe as possible. Opening emails on stream could be rather fun, even if it was a risk. Sometimes it encouraged people to send bad things- So to prevent the worst, nothing would be downloaded and all emails containing images would be put into the spam bin. Better safe than sorry, the internet was full of terrible people. This day so far had been successful. And by successful it meant that Mike was SCREAMING. “I HATE SUPER MEAT BOY. I WILL COMMIT VIOLENCE AGAINST MEAT IN A MINUTE. I HAVE A BIG F-CKING STEAK IN THE KITCHEN, AND I WILL THROW IT AGAINST THE F_CKING WALL. I WILL GET A HAMMER.” The chat was going wild, cheering. The chat’s phrase of today was “tender Mikey” and it didn’t help at all. “I DID. NOT. HIT THAT! I DID NOT!” A donation popped up, with a robotic voice. ‘Oh hai Mark!’ “NOT FUNNY! NOT F-CKING FUNNY. I’M SUFFERING HERE AND ALL OF YOU SUPPORT IT. YOU’RE ALL F-CKING MONSTERS HERE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT. AND I’M NOT F-CKING TENDERIZING THE MEAT WHEN I SLAP IT AROUND, I’LL RIP IT INTO PIECES AND CONSUME IT RAW!” Standing up, he genuinely went to get it- And fifteen minute later he had slightly calmed down, his hands and room slightly bloody. The chat was still celebrating and donating- another thing that never failed to make Mike BEG them to stop and use the money for something GOOD and SENSIBLE, LIKE THEM-FUCKING-SELF- but he had gotten out most of the energy. “Alright. Alright everyone. ENOUGH. I gotta stop you HERE. It’s email time.”   A celebratory jingle played, as Mike booted up the website, opening the inbox. Memes, storytime, I’m-not-fucking-reading-that-and-you-know-it, and- One of the emails caught his- and the chat’s- attention, however. Sender: Fazbear Entertainment Topic: Challenge Needless to say- once again the chat was out of control and this time there was NOTHING Mike could do to stop them. After opening the email, Mike slowly took a deep breath and looked into the camera, between concerned and honored- But that wouldn’t be enough to rip him from his carefully maintained persona. So he audible scoffed- albeit him being unable to hide an excited grin. “Alright bitches and bastards in the audience- we’re firing SuperMeatBoy up again. You won’t be catching ME losing to a pink son of a bitch anytime soon!” After the letter- provided it was accepted and responded to, the production happened. The deal was that a teaser was dropped on the big channel- The entire video itself was put on the smaller one, attracting the viewers over and hopefully make them more likely to want to see the other works the creator had put out. It was a win-win overall, the big channel being able to vary their content, testing the water for new things- and the smaller channel getting a boost and a lot of tips from very experienced creators. Henry and Dave were very generous people. Jeremy was sitting there, taking deep breaths, trying to stay calm. So far, everyone seemed to be rather kind, even if Jeremy was basically a complete nobody. Hell, he never wanted to be anybody. He just wanted to stream himself baking, for those who never had someone baking with them. Because baking could feel stressful, especially when you were missing ingredients or- many reasons, actually. Not only baking, but cooking too- Sometimes playing games on request, but not much in terms of requests ever came in. And now he was here in an actual studio, soon to be seen by an insane amount of people. A cooking competition. Sounded silly- you couldn’t really FIGHT in something like that… But… Henry and Dave had promised it would be fun. And they were nice. With and without the cameras rolling. Speaking off- There they were, approaching, their assistant coming along. He wore a weird phone-head, to ensure his privacy. Or something. It was kinda weird, but he had just accepted the answer he got. “Why, there you are, Jeremy! Would you like to see the equipment we have prepared?” Henry warmly asked, reaching down with his hand to help his guest stand up. “We have gotten a few extra things, just in case.” As they entered the studio, Jeremy’s invisible eyes went WIDE. “Woah- that looks really nice! I love it here! This is high quality stuff-!” “Fantastic!” Pleased Henry opened his arms in his typical theatrical manner- Before being abruptly interrupted by Dave jumping in, halfway over Henry’s shoulder. “ARE YA READY TO GO!? CAMERAS ARE READY!” “Ah- I- I guess- but-“ “YOU HEARD HIM, BOYS! GET IT ROLLIN’!” “W-wait, I don’t even have-“ “Everyone! Welcome to NOTHIN’ AT ALL!” Henry swiftly fitted in, continuing on with the intro. “Todays challenger is the man, the legend, the baker and occasional chef- Jeremy from Baking With Jeremy!” “Wait, what- that’s seriously your channel name, pal?” A bit offended Jeremy looked into the eyes of the people behind the camera. “U-uh- you guys here- I mean- he has literally called his channel Henry Miller! I- uhm- I-“ Snickering Henry put a hand on his guest’s shoulder. “You are very right about that. Say, are you nervous about losing?” “… n-no. I mean- maybe a little. This place here is big and very professional and I’m not used to many people looking at me…” Taking a deep breath, he gave off a nervous smile for the audience. “… yet, I know- it’s a good thing! And as long as everyone has fun, everything will work out!” “Awwwww, look at him!” Dave said, pleased. “You’re so right! We’ll be havin’ fun!” “But also, I will win.” Henry pointed out. “That is when I have the most fun.” Slightly playful Jeremy smiled. “K-keep that attitude, that will make it even easier to blindside you!” Simon whistled, clearly bemused as he held the camera in place- And Henry smirked. “Sure. Anyhow, the stakes are-“ “Steaks? We’re makin’ steaks? I thought we planned on-“ “Dave. I swear to god.” Henry looked at him from the side, before shaking his head. “What is on the line is easy to see- we have roughly an hour to cook the best meal. If Jeremy wins, we will donate 5000 to a charity of his choice!” “And if the young pal loses, he’ll be joinin’ our channel!” Dave chirped. This was news to the brown-haired boy. “W-wait, we never agreed to that-“ “GET TO YOUR STATIONS!” Someone in the back announced. “WHO’S TODAYS FAVORITE?” Simon checked the stream. “The chat says Jeremy is a clear winner. Nobody trusts Henry to keep his two braincells together for long enough to not forget the salt or something.” “Excuse?!” Not only Henry was APPALLED by the chat, Dave joined right in. “Ya guys have NO taste. I’ll be clearly winnin’… but hey, maybe ya peeps don’t know that I plan to cheat!” Surprised Jerry looked over to Dave’s cooking station. “How… how can you cheat at cooking-“ Before he could finish his sentence, he shrieked as Dave pulled out a flamethrower. “HELL YEAH BABY, I AIN’T WAITING 30 MINUTES FOR SOMETHING TO COOK IN THE OVEN, I’LL BE DONE IN FIFTEEN MINUTES MAX!” “W-WAIT THAT DOESN’T SEEM SAVE-“ Henry just raised his hands, cheerful. “Ready… set…” The Phone Guy made eye- well, rotary- contact with Jeremy, slightly raising a fire extinguisher that was by his side. … alright, it seemed the people here were well-prepared for this scenario. So instead he focused on the ingredients in front of him. Almost manic, Henry’s voice rang. “GO!” And… … that was it! Some joined, with amazing results- Mike rubbed his face. “Who thought that was a great idea. I fucking hate this.” Dave next to him on the couch just grinned. “It’s amazin’ what these websites all offer to sell. You won’t be BELIEVIN’ what’s in this box!” “I’M NOT OPENING IT.” “YOU WILL. OTHERWISE IT’LL HUNT YOUR DREAMS. I’LL PUT THIS BOX NEXT TO YOUR BED. YOUR TOILET. ONTO YOUR DINNER TABLE. INTO THE FRIDGE. I’LL ORDER MORE OF THESE BOXES.” “Jesus CHRIST, calm DOWN-“ “I WILL FIGHT YA TO THE DEATH OLD PAL-“ - and some people just went back to the usual pattern, with the occasional raid from Fazbear Entertainment. They asked first, of course. Each of them fulfilled their own niche, each of them had caught Henry’s and Dave’s attention in one way or another. Henry and Dave however- Well, Dave was the varied creator. Henry liked his niche. He played horror, investigated ARGs, read stories about real and fictional crimes against humanity. The world was a terrible place, wasn’t it? Yet he reveled in it. Aside from that he showed extra effects, he built machines and thought everyone one or another thing about creating special effects at home. From dry ice to genuinely ridiculous chain-reactions, Henry showed them it all. Blood too, multiple forms of it, depending on how and where it would be used. Sometimes breaking it off with more light-hearted one-off games and listening to what his community wanted to see… but the most comfortable he was with horror and analysis. He was a youtuber, a streamer, a content creator… … and one thing more. It wasn’t easy to find the code. But his intended audience were a very small amount of people. A small number of strangers. There was no way to know if anyone ever made it to more than one show, but Henry did not care. It wasn’t for them that he did this. Him and William moved down, down below the set, into the lowest regions of the house. The workshop. Nobody really question why you added what to your home if you were a creative person. Even less so if you were a famous, eccentric creator. Yes, the free reign was what he REALLY loved about his job. Maybe he should build his studio somewhere else- But like this it was so much more thrilling! Wordlessly both of them put on their suits. It would hide their identity perfectly- especially the animal heads that contorted their voices a bit. Enough. Today’s participant wore a mask too- another phone head, differently made, different style, but to hide their identity too. However, the voice was in no way muffled. Panicked the person dragged on the chains keeping them attached to the chair. “H-HELLO!? HELLO!? S-SOMEONE- IS SOMEONE HERE!?” A noisy one! Delightful! Both Fredbear and Springbonnie stepped out of the shadows, one form each side. While Springbonnie put his hands gently on the shoulders of the whimpering person, Fredbear stepped in front of the camera, bowing. “Ladies and gentlemen-“ The low voice sounded more like the one of an animal than from a person. Yet it was smooth and comforting. “- I welcome you to yet another installment of our show. I am Fredbear, and over there is my wonderful assistant, Springbonnie. Today we have brought a simple stranger, a nobody who might not even be missed. Thusly I encourage you to truly be creative with your ideas. And while your votes roll in, maybe I point out that next time we will have another little game-show, with quite the effects. We might even get a real bull! You will not want to miss it.” The board above the camera blinked up, as a bitter fight of votes started, everyone wanting to see something else. Three tiers to vote on! Foreplay (light injuries), main course (heavy injury leading to death) and of course what to do with the body. Below it was a little measure for “face reveal”. Some of their viewers really enjoyed seeing the expressions during and after. It came with a risk to Fredbear and Springbonnie, as the victim being recognizable meant their general area of activity was more obvious- thus it was incredibly expensive. They knew there was every now and again law enforcement mixed up between the genuine watchers. It was thrilling too- Yet Fredbear wanted to keep this game alive as long as he could. Thus it was important to hide what they could. Fredbear was a creator first and foremost, an entertainer second- And there was nothing that attracted an HONEST, an UNRESTRAINED, a PURE audience quite like violence. Once blood spilled, humans degraded and it was wonderful. Behind him, the victim began rattling even more erratic. “WHAT- WHAT IS THIS?! LET ME OUT- PLEASE- LET ME OUT- PLEASE- I- DIDN’T DO ANYTHING-“ Burying his hands into the shoulders of Springbonnie downright cackled, enjoying the mania that always accumulated in these situation. “Be still, new friend! The audience HATES too much whining, y’know? And at least you could die with your tongue still intact, wouldn’t that be nicer than having to swallow the thing? Once it almost killed someone, boy, that sure was a bother!” His voice was changed to a cartoonish, upbeat pitch- “While the votes come in, how about we quiz today’s friend… maybe if you are smart enough, they will want you to live! It happened before… o n c e.” Fredbear took out a long scalpel, the face a morbid grimace. “Surprise us!”

[britishchick09]

danger force return of the kid livewatch

HENRY IS BACK AND IT’S TIME FOR ME TO FINALLY GET AROUND TO WATCHING IT! :D

the version i’m watching on dailymotion is slightly chipmunked and it’s adorable ^_^

awww  sweetest hug ever! ♥

chapa: “don’t make me get the crowbar!” omg :o

miles: “you hate to see it” and you love to see the meme ;)

henry’s dad is graduating from an online school how 2020

CAPTAIN MAN LOVES THE HUGS!!! :D

mika: “we once caught a guy that was stealing books... FROM THE LIBRARY!” omg shocking! :o

henry just said ‘noice’ wtf mr. hart

henry spent ‘his whole childhood’ defeating people but wasn’t he like a tween when he became kid danger?

ray: “henry’s MINE now” awww :)

idk if henry can still become kid danger (i haven’t seen the henry danger finale) but i really hope he does

henry: “everyone thinks kid danger is-“ chapa: “hot?” miles: “dead?” lol

ray wants henry to pick his nail color awww :)

henry wants them to ‘handle it themselves’ does that mean he can’t transform? :o

henry just deleted ‘where are you?’ messages from charlotte HENRY DID YOU SERIOUSLY ABANDON YOUR FRIENDS FOR RAY YOU’RE NOT JOHN WITH YOKO

the audience just gave a quiet ‘aww’ when henry deleted the messages same :/

ray: “you wanna see my axe storing room?” your WHAT room

henry: “do i even have to axe?” eyyyyyyy ;)

ray and henry are the best of friends! :D

they’re playing a just dance ripoff how sweet :)

henry: “this has been so much fun!” ray: “I LOVE YOU TOO!” henry: “what?” ray: “I SAID GET READY FOR ROUND TWO!”

the game is calling for a tango STOP THE SHIPPING

and the game is called PRANCE PRANCE REVOLUTION lol :D

ray wants the kids to leave to spend more time with henry ♥

DAAAANG HENRY JUST LIFTED RAY YOOO!!!!!

ray: “quit your bellyaching!” henry: “yeah, this is what you get paid for!” the kids: “YOU GOT PAID???” lol :D

ray wants to stay up there ‘as long as he can’ wowza what a shippy shippy

the intro pops up nearly 6 minutes into the ep what a long and exciting cold open! :D

chapa to mika: “we got your heart to start beating again...” wtf happened :o

bose’s mouth was full did he have a towel in his mouth lol

mikes screaming “I HATE YOU!!” is better than anakin lol

CHAPA WANTS TO DESTROY HENRY WTF

mika isn’t up for this bs YOU GO MIKA!!!!!

mika: “AND CHAPA SHOULD BE THE ONE THAT KILLS HIM!!” FRICK YEAH!!!

...but also FRICK NO DON’T KILL CAPTAIN MAN PLZ

omg henry and ray started a totally sick rock band yo!

SCHWOZ BE LIKE ‘AWWW YEAHHHH!!!!” :D

henry: “don’t need to practice when you’re already perfect, dude!” hannah montana wants to know your location

why is ray obsessed with henry’s mom creepy

henry: “gotta save my messages to the cloud!” F U T U R E!!!!”

char’s messages are like ‘you can’t run from this’ HENRY WHAT’S GOIN’ ON HMMMM?????

ray: “...that didn’t sound like your mom.”

henry asked if he was ‘totally untrackable in the man’s nest’ WHAT DID YOU DO HENRY

ray: “finding you in here would be like trying to find a gray hair on my head!” henry: “there’s one right there.” ray: “whaaat?”

MIKA BE P-I-DOUBLE S-ED YO

henry’s been there for 3-4 days HENRYYYY!!!!

chapa: “we also think we should be able to vaporize someone FOR NO REASON AT ALL!!!!” daang chapa p-i-double wuble s-ed too!

ray: “time is a tall glass of water” henry: “please don’t punch my glass-” ray: *PUNCHES GLASS LIKE A BOSS*

ray: “next crime that calls is goin’ home in a body bag” sweet serenity celestia captain man calm down

henry: “who knows when the next call will come in?” call: *comes in* lol

OMG DID THE KIDS SET UP THE EMERGENCY CALL???? :o

HENRY TRANSFORMED YAAAS!!! and i guess the dark outfit he wore in the insta teaser pic is his new hero form?? :o

henry: “up the tube!” captain man: “...we go down the tube.” lol :D

and awayyyyy they go!

robber: “part of the reason i rob people is for the connection i feel and i feel like you’re (the cashier) not here with me right now!” awww ♥

the cashier walked past captain man’s book first of all awesome call back and secondly why is a book being sold at a convenience store

captain man: “let’s slow fight this crime”

robber: “is this your sidekick?” ray: “naw, we’re just vibing!” henry: “you don’t even know what that means” ray: “it’s means, like, we’re together but not really” johnlock wants to know your location

henry really wants to get back to the man’s nest what’s goin’ on here????

a drone just said ‘henry hart located sending bounty hunter’ first of all wtf and secondly BOBA FETT CROSSOVER WHAT

even captain man’s like ‘wtf dude?’

mika: “i finally got mom and dad to fall asleep! you know what that means...” others: “SCREEN TIME!!! :D” kids these days...

chapa; “i wish i had a phone!” the way she said it is a total ‘god i wish that were me’ meme

the ad on is for ‘imdb tv’ THEY HAVE A STREAMING SERVICE??????

mika has a big phone or a tiny tablet

mika to a caller: “WHAT DO YOU WANT????” miles: “YOU’RE INTERRUPTIN’ SCREEN TIME!!!” sweet serenity you two CALM THE FRICK DOWN

captain man: “the kid and i are in a bit of a jimmy jam...” jimmy john’s wants your location

henry: “you want to fly the mancopter? get a bunch of puppies?” you’d think the kids would want to fly the flipping mancopter but they want puppies instead. kids these days! :D

captain man: “what’s gotten your brisket in a basket?” lol

henry: “dystopia’s really scary-“ well duh you live in a town called DYSTOPIA what did you expect

henry messed with a guy WHO EATS PEOPLE’S SOULS WTF

captain man reaction: “...so you didn’t come to swellview to see me?” i think you should be focused on the, i don’t know... EATING PEOPLE’S SOULS PART RAY

the lights just went out OH MAN

OH CRAP THE BLACKOUT IS HERE WITH A GUN

henry: “we’re gonna die, dude!” captain man: “hold on gotta try and think of an opening quip-“ this is like yakko saying ‘we need a perfect opening’ line in the animaniacs reboot lol :D

also THIS DUDE IS LITERALLY GONNA KILL YOU RAY YOU SHOULD BE SCARED FOR YOUR LIFE

captain man: “knock knock-“ the blackout guy: *shoots captain man into a wall* captain man: “typically you’d say ‘who’s there?’“ lol

YO THE GUY JUST GOT TRAPPED IN A SPIDER WEB

shoutout: “how did you miss the floor awol?” awol: “at least we’re here! we could’ve been in another country!” oh miles! :D

chapa: “why are the lights out?” henry: “it’s blackout! he’s a bounty hunter from dystopia-“ chapa: “aaalllllready stopped listening.” why does nobody care about a soul-sucking bounty hunter tho??

captain man has a wall on his back like peter being stuck to the couch in that one family guy ep lol

the lights go on and everyone cheers! :D

captain man: “i said i wasn’t done with my quip! knock knock-“ *gets thrown to the ground* he’s never gonna get to that quip huh

henry: “looks like captain man is taking care of him.” no i think HE’S BEING ATTACKED HENRY

henry: “tell schwoz he can keep my dirty laundry-” why didn’t he pick it up before he moved tho

awol: “captain man says you’re the best superhero he’s ever seen!” henry: “that doesn’t sound like him.” brainstorm: “he also says you have a surprisingly good singing voice.” henry: “i guess i’m alriiight...;)” lol

volt: “captain man says that we’re garbage and we’ll never measure up to you” geez ray be a bit nicer to them (especially chapa) not everyone’s your bf henry

awol: “let’s take this guy down together! ... that sounded really cheesy” lol i love how they all agree except for shoutout :D

the blackout guy wants to know why captain man’s not dying DOES RAY NOT HAVE A SOUL????

YO VOLT JUST HIT BLACKOUT’S FACE WITH LIGHTNING that’s gotta hurt!

blackout falling down because of a scream is the best :D

yay they did it!!! :D

AND BRAINSTORM HIGH-FIVED HENRY YAS! :D

captain man: “what do you get when you cross a duck with a shutzu?” nice dodging the nickelodeon censors ray ;)

barrow raffle ad: “you could win a million dollars! if you ask us, that’s a win-win” a win-win is letting me finish this ep

captain man kicked blackout and he didn’t respond IS HE DEAD??? :o

schwoz left an alive present in henry’s jeans WTF SCHWOZ

henry: “tough group of kids you got there.” ray: “yep, it always surprises me how much grit and determination each one of them has- oh my god, they’re baby-talking the puppies” lol what a perfectly delivered line :D

henry: “buh-bye dangers!” awww dangers!!! :’)

the higher-pitch of the vid makes mika’s puppy voice SO ADORBS! ♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥

*phone alarm* henry: “that’s my guber!” i know it’s an uber pun but henry’s getting a goofy goober ride awwww yeah! B)

ray doesn’t want to let go awww :)

yo schwoz put a turtle in henry’s pocket lol :D

ooh there’s a post credit scene! :D

and it’s bloopers how sweet :)

that was a great ep as always (probably my fave ep along with the quarantine special)! him and captain man have awesome chemistry and henry with the kids is great too ♥ see ya soon henry! (and danger force)

#livewatch #it's nice to return to this show #and see henry's return of course ;)

[karasunology]

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳ CUPID'S FINEST ♡.°୭̥

○ 700 FOLLOWERS EVENT.

❝ GAEA + NISHINOYA ❞

[ 📼 GAEA + NISHINOYA MIXTAPE. ]

now playing . . .

➢ jasmine, dpr live

➢ is you down, dpr live

➢ short king anthem, blackbear

➜ first of, YOUR PERSONAL AND ONLY HYPE MAN YOU EVER NEED BOO😡💅💅

➜ you do dance? ballet? GOES TO YOUR RECITAL AND GUSHES ABOUT YOU TO THE PERSON BESIDE HIM LMAO😭

" ISN'T SHE SO CUTE IN THAT TUTU? or was it a tutu ─ "

➜ you SING? oh well let him just go to every performance you have

➜ SUCH A SUPPORTIVE BOYFRIEND ISTG

➜ like he is to the whole team, he'll always make you feel that you are not alone & he's always right there for you

➜ like a libero is to the team

➜ doesn't like that system of your special science class and rants with you about it

➜ because he REALLY REALLY cares about you and your mental and physical health

➜ always hypes you up with your grades

➜ even if you probably failed that one test, he'd always tell you how AMAZING YOU DID

" you're doing amazing sweetie "

➜ embodiment of that meme bruh

➜ IMPULSIVE DATES

➜ you're with him alone in the couch while watching netflix or disney +? but you wanna go get ice cream? YOU BET THAT YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY OUT THE DOOR TO HAVE THOSE MINI ICE CREAM DATES

➜ bruh you're taller than noya😔😫✋

➜ press f for that boy

➜ you do his hair

➜ like not only do you love playing with it, but he does too

➜ he's like ur little energetic puppy that wants u to scratch it his head <3

➜ would play volleyball with you !!

➜ lets you watch their training and matches

➜ short king SHOWS OFF

➜ a rolling thunder himself ngl

➜ and in games? you may not be the loudest one there but he knows you're cheering out for him the loudest amongst the crowds

➢ ENDING CARD.

○ ahh i'm SO SORRY THIS WAS SHORT😭 but uh here it is bb @fangirling-25-8 i hope this was okay😔🙈💕

#CUPIDS FINEST EVENT #gaea + nishinoya

[splendidlyimperfect]

"I brought blankets, takeout, and your favourite movie. I know it won’t fix everything, but it might help." for Natsu x Sting or Gratsu if you want! 🥰❤️

@mautrino you know i’m weak for stingsu and you know it, so here’s some sappy boys

as you wish [sting x natsu]

Natsu can tell that something’s wrong as soon as Sting texts him.

I don’t think I can make it tonight, I’m not feeling good.

It’s missing the plethora of emojis that usually follow, or the silly gif, or even a smiley face. The words are plain and unassuming and very clearly sad.

u ok? Natsu replies, one-handed as he rolls over toward the edge of the bed and feels around for a clean shirt.

Yeah just coming down with something. I’ll see you guys next week.

Natsu finally finds something that’s not dirty and tugs it on, then frowns at the words on his screen. Sting has never missed game night. He’s always there with his bright smile and an extra-large coffee, and a Tupperware of homemade cookies (with special ones on the side for Natsu that have raisins instead of chocolate chips). He’s loud and cheerful, and nearly glows with an energy that Natsu’s loved since the first time he was around it.

Natsu’s phone dings with another message. Can you let everyone else know? I don’t feel up to texting everyone.

Which is ridiculous because they have a group chat, and Sting’s usually the most talkative one in it, sending random memes and photos to brighten up everyone’s days.

Instead, Natsu sends a quick message to Gray – sting & me cant make it, can we do next tues instead? – then grabs a hoodie from the floor and heads for the door.

~

Sting doesn’t answer the door so Natsu lets himself in.

“Sting!” Natsu kicks off his shoes, crouching down to scratch Lector’s head as the fat orange tabby meows at him and rubs around his legs. “Where’s your human, huh, buddy?” Natsu murmurs. Lector mrowls at him, then trots down the hallway toward the living room.

The apartment is a mess. Sting’s not the neatest person, but right now it looks like a tornado’s torn through the place. Dirty dishes are piled on the counter, books are strewn across the kitchen table, and there, curled up in a miserable pile on the couch, is Sting.

“Hey, sunshine,” Natsu says gently. Sting blinks up at him, brow furrowed in confusion.

“What’re you…”

“I brought takeout.” Natsu sets the bag of Chinese food on the coffee table, then settles down on the couch next to Sting. “And your favorite movie.” He holds up a copy of ‘The Princess Bride.’

“Why…” Sting looks like he’s going to cry. Actually, he looks like he’s already been crying. “What’re you…”

“I’m sorry you’re not feeling good,” Natsu says gently. “I know this won’t make it better, but I thought—”

He’s interrupted by Sting, who is suddenly nearly in his lap with his arms wrapped around Natsu’s shoulders. Natsu relaxes into the embrace, tipping his head against Sting’s and running his fingers through the mess of blond curls.

“You’re the best,” Sting mumbles, pressing his face into the crook of Natsu’s neck. Natsu kisses Sting’s temple, shifting on the couch until he’s lying against the armrest and Sting is curled up in his arms.

“You deserve it,” he murmurs, pulling Sting close.

By the time the chow mein is finished and Buttercup and Westley are sharing the kiss that left them all behind, Sting’s smile is back. He rests contentedly against Natsu, head on his chest, fingers drawing patterns on the back of Natsu’s hands.

“Thank you,” he says softly as the credits start to roll. He shifts in Natsu’s arms so that they’re facing each other, legs tangled together, noses so close that Natsu can count his freckles.

“Always,” Natsu murmurs, then leans in so that they can share their very own pure, very passionate kiss.

#fairy tail #ftlgbtales #stingsu #sting x natsu #sting eucliffe #natsu dragneel #drabble #request #ask #prompt #my fic

[ellusquirk]

fluff alphabet || denki kaminari

Lingtang1806 (wattpad) asked: Um, can I request a fluff alphabet for Denki? I really like your fluff alphabet works and Denki is one of my favorites from BNHA. You don't really have to make it real quick cause I know those things take quite a lot of time since you have to write from A to Z. Thank you...

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a - attractive (what do they find attractive about the other?)

most likely the fact that he can be a total goof around you and won’t feel judged. he knows that he can be 100% himself, and that you’re likely to join him in his silly antics. the two of you have this perfect dynamic and he values that a lot - there’s not many people who are willing to put up with him and his personality, so he’s overjoyed that you’re the one.

b - baby (do they want a family? why/why not?)

he would, but he’s in no rush. he’d love to have a little army of kids that he can create all kinds of mischief with - you may want to keep an eye on them at all times. he’s not bothered if you don’t want a family, he’s more than happy to just have a couple of animals and you as his family.

c - cuddle (how do they cuddle?)

he clings onto you like some sort of sloth or something. he’ll have his head buried in your chest and arms and legs wrapped around the rest of your body. he has a death grip - there’s literally no chance of you escaping from him without waking him up. even still when he begins to wake up he just holds onto you tighter.

when you’re just chilling on the couch he likes to have you between his legs with his arms wrapped around you and his chin resting on your head or shoulder. he likes to bury his face in your hair and just enjoy your presence.

d - dates (what are dates with them like?)

always lots of fun and you never know what they could be. they could be anything from chilling in a blanket fort binge watching movies all evening or going on a huge exploration of some random city he takes you too. but whatever it involves its always lots of fun - i mean its denki right?

e - everything (you are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

my zing.

f - feelings (when did they know they were in love?)

it probably happened over the course of time - he noticed how much he loved your laugh and how his heart always fluttered when you laughed at his shenanigans, but it most likely really hit him when the two of you were laughing so hard you were crying, and he looked over at you and thought “wow i love them”.

g = gentle (are they gentle? if so, how?)

he can be gentle, but sometimes if he gets too excited or passionate in loving you up he can accidentally gets a bit rough. he doesn’t mean to and he’s very apologetic afterwards and will always make it up to you with lots of gentle, tender kisses all over your face.

h = hands (how do they like to hold hands?)

he loves to have your fingers intertwined with his. he likes to rub his thumb against the back of your hand too. it’s an easy way for him to tug you along and stop you from pulling away when he’s tickling you or kissing you.

i - impression (what was their first impression?)

thought you looked cool and were a hell of a lot of fun.

j - jealousy (do they get jealous?)

not really, he’s actually super chill about it. he knows that you’ll ignore any attempts for others to flirt with you, and he can easily just keep shocking them until they get the message that they shouldn’t be talking to you. even though he knows what some people are like, he knows that he doesn’t need to worry about it.

k = kiss (how do they kiss? who initiated the first kiss?)

he’s actually quite a tender kisser. he loves to cup your cheeks and bring you to him and kiss you sweetly. he also loves to press kisses all over your face. when he feels really romantic and flirtatious the kisses are a lot rougher and passionate, but still strangely tender. denki definitely initiated the first kiss but was really embarrassed afterwards.

l - love (who says ‘i love you’ first?)

he does - it would have completely out of the blue - the two of you were probably just doing something stupid, and he suddenly just blurts it out. he then tries to cover it up with a joke, but the blush on his face gives him away - you know he was totally serious about it.

m - memory (what’s their favourite memory together?)

probably that time you two managed to draw something stupid on bakugou’s face whilst on a school trip. it was his fault he fell asleep on the coach when the two of you were sitting just ahead of him, and denki just so happened to have a sharpie. bakugou never found out who it was, but the two of you couldn’t hide your giggles whenever you saw him for the rest of the trip.

n - nickel (do they spoil? do they buy the person they love everything?)

he tries to where he can. he won’t always buy you the things you want, but if he notices that it’s something that you desperately want then he’ll go out of his way to make sure you get it.

o - orange (what colour reminds them of their other half?)

yellow - because yellow is a happy colour and you always make him super happy.

p = pet names (what pet names do they use?)

baby, sweetie, cutie, babe, sweetheart

q - quaint (what is their favourite non-modern thing?)

buying you flowers and laying them around in places you go during the day with little love notes on them.

r - rainy day (what do they like to do on a rainy day?)

his favourite thing to do is relax on the couch with you, eat shit tonnes of snacks and play video games. he doesn’t mind if you’re participating or just sitting between his legs or next to him doing your own thing, he just wants to be able to spend some time with you. the two of you usually order a takeout and eat it on the couch whilst watching some sort of comedy show or action movie, and probably play a board game afterwards. sometimes he just wants to spend all day in bed cuddling you, and don’t be surprised if you’re held in his death grip all day.

s - sad (how do they cheer themselves/others up?)

usually through memes - if you’re ever sad then expect to receive a million memes from him, along with a couple ugly photos he’s taken of himself. he’ll probably also tell you tonnes of really crappy jokes that honestly should be illegal.

t - talking (what do they like to talk about?)

anything and everything - he doesn’t have a particular preference. he’d happily talk about your interests, what the two of you are doing at school at the moment, the future or some hot celebrities. as long as it’s nothing too depressing, or something that makes you sad, then he doesn’t care what you guys talk about before. 99% of the time you talk about meme quality though.

u - unencumbered (what helps them relax?)

playing video games whilst you’re snuggled up to him. it really helps him to unwind and the sound of you breathing really helps him to wind down. he loves to feel your warmth beside him too to remind him that you’re there for him and with him.

v - vaunt (what do they like to show off? what are they proud of?)

he loves to talk about you. and i mean he loves it. he’ll take any opportunity he can get to talk about you and honestly all of his friends are probably sick of hearing about what type of sandwich filler you prefer over tuna. he can’t help it though, he just loves talking about you and you consume his thoughts completely and totally.

w - wedding (when, how, where do they propose?)

it’d probably be the most last minute proposal ever, and probably in the weirdest place ever. you two could be in the line to getting some hamburgers and he suddenly produces this pop ring from his pocket and proposes to you. honestly with how silly it was you probably wouldn’t take it seriously until he suddenly produces a real ring a couple days later and says sorry that the other ring wasn’t like the one he has now.

your wedding would be small, but lots of fun. it’s not completely serious and neither of you are particularly bothered about having the ‘perfect wedding’. you just want to make sure that you guys and all of your guests have fun.

x - xylophone (what’s their song?)

n/a.

y - yes (do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

he actually thinks about it a lot, but more so on what it would be like than how the proposal and wedding would look like. he just wants to be with you forever and ever and if marrying you is the best way for him to do that then of course he’s going to think about it. he’d love to be able to wake up to you every morning and know that you’re his for the rest of your lives. he doesn’t want anyone except you and his desire to get married shows that.

z - zebra (if they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

probably something really wacky like a sugar glider or some really big dog.

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written on 12/07/19. requests: OPEN. match ups: CLOSED.

#bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #denki kaminari #denki kaminari x reader #kaminari x reader #kaminari

[jaaebear]

vampire!donghyuck

pairing: lee donghyuck x reader

set out: bulleted scenario

masterlist

okay, hey, hi, leggo

so its 1:38am yes v v specific

and you’re lying in bed reading fanfiction bc what else would you do

and then you have a freaking heart-attack bc your phone decides to ring

it’s an unknown number and do you’re like ‘wtf can go wrong’

“MARK, YOU GOTTA HELP ME I ATE SOMEONE-”

“DUDE I DON’T KNOW WHO MARK IS AND IT’S FUCKING EARLY BUT YOU ATE SOMEONE?!”

you’re a pretty cheerful sunshine person but it’s shit o’clock and you ain’t here for it

“WHAT? OH-OH SHIT I-IM SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO CALL YOU THIS LATE-”

and before you can say anything to the mystery guy, he cuts the call

you’re annoyed but you’re more concerned for the guy he ate

but with that on your mind, you roll over and go to sleep

waking up in the morning, you unlock your phone to notice a message from the same number that calls you last night

“HEYYY, I’M V V V SORRY BOUT LAST NIGHT. I DIDN’T MEAN TO CALL U. SORRY FOR WAKING U UP ):”

your eyebrows furrow at the slang used in the message but choose to text back 

“DUDE IT’S FINE DON’T SWEAT NOTHING”

on the other side

mark’s like : ‘so you’re telling me you called a random girl saying you ate someone and then proceeded to hang up oNLY TO TEXT HER AGAIN’

and haechan’s like : ‘pls don’t kill me markie poo’

until his phone dings

surprise you texted him again desperate much

“NOT THAT IT’S ANY OF MY BUSINESS BUT YOU SOUNDED PRETTY STRESSED LAST NIGHT. YOU ATE SOMEONE? YOU ‘KAY BRO”

and mark’s reading from over his shoulder like : ‘lee donghyuck say goodbye to life’

but nevertheless donghyuck texts back 

“WHAT, NO? I JUST NEEDED SOME HELP FROM MY FRIEND”

“MATE, I HEARD YOU SAY THAT BUT I HOPE EVERYTHINGS OKAY”

wow there’s the australian in me

the conversation ends here

until 2:03 the next morning

“HEY LIKE I KNOW YOU’RE PROBABLY ASLEEP BUT HOW DO I GET RID OF A DEAD BODY????”

to his surprise you text right back 

“A DEAD BODY? DID YOU EAT IT AGAIN”

“MAYBE BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT”

you send through screenshots of what google has to offer

and then he says “THANKS DUDE”

but you just shut your phone off

the next few weeks continue like this 

him occasionally texting in tips to kill people

you had exchanged names learning his name was haechan or more formally

donghyuck

and everything is going fine

you guys are sending memes and everything 

lit

ew i did not just say that

okay anywho

then one night haechan gets drunk

i know you’re thinking

“vampires can’t get drunk”

shut up linda

they can now

and you get the usual buzz from your phone, expect this time it’s continous signalling someone is calling you

you notice haechan’s name come up so you pick up the phone like

“WADDUP SUNSHINE”

and hacehan’s just mumbling bullshit, sluring his words

and you’re like ‘’this is bitch drunk as fuuuu-”

until he cuts of your train of thought 

“Y/N YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I ALWAYS ASK ABOUT DEAD BODIES”

“BECAUSE YOU’RE SECRETLY STUDYING A DEGREE TO DO WITH DEAD PEOPLE??”

“NO BC I’M A VAMPIRE”

“WHAT- NO”

and then he gives you this completely random address to a street on the other side of your town

when you read it out he goes “CAN YOU COME PICK ME UP? MARK’S OUT BEING GAY AGAIN”

so you hippity hoppity in your car and drive to this street

fuck it’s sketchy

wtf donghyuck why you here bro

so you pull up in this street that’s more of an alleyway, shining your headlights into it so you can see

ad you fucking shit yourself

theirs a pile of literally dead people just scattered among the place and haechan sitting in the middle swaying like nothing is wrong

he’s got blood all over him

so you cautiously waltz up to him like “hey hey”

and he’s like “who tf are you”

“dumb bitch it’s me y/n”

and he literally gasps

“YOU’RE SO PRETTY!”

“haechan, tf did you do”

“told you i’m a vampire”

you inch closer to the bodies noticing they all have two red marks on their neck

cue your comment “holy shiiiiiiiit”

and haechan’s like “cool right”

you grab his wrist and yank him up

“we got to get you out of here”

and the whole drive back haechan’s mumbling weird things like “how did you think you’d taste”

“i don’t know donghyuck”

when you get back to your place, you rest him on your couch, going to your room to grab a few items that you bought when shopping in the mens section

he’s asleep the minute he hits the couch

“k”

the next morning he’s gone

there’s a note on the kitchen bench

“hey y/n. if u don’t know who’s writing this note u r dumb. but i’m hella soz bout last night. lil tipsy am i right? i think it’s best if i stay away from u for a while but txt me l8″

he signed his name with vampire teeth

v original

so you text him 

“YOU’RE A FUCKING VAMPIRE?! THOSE THINGS EXIST?”

and he explains it all 

fast forward 1 year later oops

“Y/N LOOK AT THIS MEME”

“HYUCK IK I LUV MEMES BUT I’M CONSIDERING BLOCKING YOU. THIS IS THE 19TH MEME YOU’VE SHOWED ME TODAY”

“:(((((((((”

“YOU KNOW YOU MADE ME SAD WHEN YOU DO THAT FUCK”

“Y/N”

“YES HAECHAN?”

“WHY DON’T COWS HAVE TOES”

“WHY HAECHAN?”

“BECAUSE THEY LACTOES”

“I’M GOING TO BLOCK YOU NOW”

“YOU CAN’T DO THAT I’M YOUR BEST FRIEND”

and you constantly roast each other, it’s getting bad

“Y/N I THINK I SMELL SOMETHING BURNING SHIT WHO LET MARK IN THE KITCHEN”

“DON’T WORRY SWEETIE IT’S JUST YOUR BRAIN”

“Y/N CHENLE KEEPS LAUGHING LIKE A FUCKING DOLPHIN. HE’S ANNOYING”

“YOU’RE ANNOYING TOO BUT YOU DON’T SEE ME BITCHING TO JAEMIN ABOUT IT”

“YOU TALK TO JAEMIN?!”

 jealous mode attack

“HE’S BETTER THAN YOU”

“DO YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING? LIKE GIVE ME A BREAK LIKE I GIVE YOU LOVE AND AFFECTION AND YOU DO THIS SHIT” 

“*SENDS LINK TO IDGAF BY DUA LIPA*”

“FUCK YOU WE’RE BREAKING UP”

“OKAY”

“WAIT NO BABE, Y/N, MY BEAUIFUL GIRLFRIEND, TAKE ME BACK”

“SORRY I’M WITH JAEMIN NOW”

currently at the dreamie’s hangout

“JAEMIN I AM GOING TO KILL YOU”

“JK HYUCK, I LOVE YOU TOO BABE”

#haechan #lee haechan #donghyuck #lee donhyuck #vampire au #vampire #vamp haechan #vampire haechan #vampire donghyuck #haechan story #haechan fic #haechan fanfic #donghyuck story #donghyuck fic #donghyuck fanfic #nct #nct dream and their comeback #nct au #haechan au #haechan scenarios #mine #jaaebear #writings #nct dream vampire series #nct 127 #vampiredreamsquad

[selfshippinglover]

for that shipping alphabet meme! how about C-O-O-L D-U-D-E B)

OOOOOO THANK YOU THANK YOU! :DD I can only assume this question is for The Great Papyrus~ so here we go!~

C~ As a sufferer of an anxiety disorder, I have a pretty tough time with getting relaxed. However, cuddling with Papyrus on the couch with a blanket, a few plushies, and some junk food never fails to at least ease the pain. :’) He may be made out of bones but that won’t stop me >:))

O~ I end up doodling him at work, bored, in need of  an active model, and/or when I’m just looking for something to draw. I may not be very confident in my art but he loves every bit that I make! :’)) 

O~ As for myself, I have the many sticky notes that he’s left in random places for me around the house and even at work! They help me get through the long days.

L~ It took Papyrus a bit of time, actually. He recalls to me that the first time he ever really considered it was after revealing to Frisk that they weren’t interested in them that way. To which they apparently replied with, “ It’s totally okay, it seems like you might be more interested in someone else anyways.” Papyrus being the lovable oblivious boy he is was confused so Frisk finished, “ I mean, this whole time you kept mentioning how you and Cici had made spaghetti or how you wondered what she was up to.”

D~ Naturally, he tries to compromise with whomever or whatever is trying to enact violence but will protect me with bones and magic if it comes down to it.

U~ I think the thing he had to adjust to most is not sharing everything we’ve talked about with anyone nearby. I know I’m decent at oversharing but there’s some things that I want to choose if they’re heard or not, you know?

D~ I fear confrontation generally but I would lay my life down for this man!! I’d rather things just get talked out reasonably (without yelling would be the best outcome) pf course but I’m just saying, I’ll do whatever it takes to keep him safe.

E~ Oh my gosh what doesn’t he do??? Whether it be cheering loudly for me at every occasion, writing me notes of encouragement, helping me through new sitautions, I mean, the list is as long or as short as the situation calls for!

AAA This is sooooo much fun!! :DD Thank you again SSSOO much for sending this in! :D It’s still a hard idea for me to grasp that it’ okay to share these kinds of thoughts with anyone outside of my friends but this community is so welcoming that I really want to! I just get nervous sometimes ^-^’ Still, I find my full strength going into these! So please, please send more. Be as specific or as not specific you’d like! I’ll take everything you guys throw at me as fast as I can! :D 

[haechanfairie]

nct and cuddling

so i saw this post by @sunnyhyuck and i needed to make this lmao

taeil: likes to be cuddled, not much of a cuddler, is very soft, will lay on top of u, probably put on a migos album soft music or one of those 10 hour long lofi hip-hop studying playlists and it will be very relaxing and sweet,, probably harmonizes to some of the songs softly and ask you to run your hands through his hair and you will both most likely fall asleep

johnny: can cuddle, probably will cuddle, and you will be engulfed and/or wrapped by his tall, long-bodied ass (which doesn’t sound too bad tbh) but you will be warm and probably watch vine compilations on repeat, and maybe scroll through and laugh at twitter beef for a while and maybe watch old snsd music videos and live performances (flower power and karma butterfly a faves and  genie live version,, and into the new world remix????? bithc)

taeyong: def loves to be cuddled, will cuddle almost anywhere, also soft, y’all read to each other and he probs falls asleep in ur warm embrace, but didn’t plan ahead for a blanket so shivers for a while as you try and untangle yourself from him and get one, bc he got u down on lock,, but soon finally get free and try and find the fluffiest blanket and then just settle next to him and wrap it around yourself and cuddle him until you fall asleep as well

yuta: does both and likes both, will make it so much more complicated than it needs to be, will plan out the logistics before you even ask him so he can wow u with his cuddling skills, but its all for good reason bc he’s so good at it and you don’t know why but the minute he holds u or u hold him one of yall knocks tf out into dreamland and afterwards is like “wow best sleep i’ve had in ages”

kun: a cuddler, so cute, and will pout if u don’t. cuddling is an event for him, so he probably made sure his schedule was clear, made yall snacks and drinks before cuddling, stole the comfiest blanket in the dorm, loaded up “the little prince”, “mune: guardian of the moon”, and some Disney original movies to keep y’all awake and is prepared for at least 5 hours of cuddling, no joke

doyoung: more of a cuddlee than that of a cuddler, wants to be wrapped up in u, blankets, and lov. he is probably gonna want a quiet space to cuddle, will make bad jokes, and will lock his arms around u so u cant escape from his shitty jokes (not that you want to) but he makes you laugh and sometimes tickles u softly and u retaliate and yall have a sweet soft time

ten: cuddle him,,, he needs it,,,,, will wrap around you like a koala and is about as soft as one. ur cuddling is not quiet, he will put on like a funny video and the both of u will cackle lmao. he probably loves to entangle yalls legs and tease u and he’s the type to like, while ur in the same space like he’ll still message u memes jfskljfhjdsjf and is super smiley about the entire thing like he’s happy to spend time with u

jaehyun: cuddler, has strong arms so if u need to move to a diff cuddling spot he will gladly carry u there. likes to cuddle on the couch and monopolize it will watch what’s on the tv with you. probably holds ur back against his chest and if ur not on a couch, then ur probs on a bed and it’s probably quiet and he falls asleep after half an hour

winwin: will do both,, at the same time, is powerful and will use his charms to get u to cuddle. he will either be quiet or talk about stuff he enjoyed throughout the day that he thinks you’d like. he’ll also have sweets for it, like caramels or gummy candy, and if either of u have had a bad day he will look up cute baby animal pics and try to cheer up a bit

jungwoo: its 50/50 with him, like he might pull a winwin and do both, or will adamantly want to be cuddled or be the cuddler. will talk excitedly in your ear, is so happy to see you, can’t wait to tell you about his day and hear about yours, probably end up wrapped around u completely and running his hands through your hair and/or massaging your head or like just like scrolling through insta pointing out good memes

lucas: will cuddle you so hard, and also put on a nice old sitcom to watch, like high kick or an old drama like boys over flowers, idk but it’s gonna be nice and familiar and he will make jokes and funny commentary about it as u watch, also a vine compilations/funny videos kinda of guy and yall have a good time cackling and being headasses

mark: wants to be cuddled, won’t say so but will give you hints. like he’ll sort of hang around u really close and wrap around you or give u puppy eyes until you catch on. and then he latches onto you and then will either tell you a story he made up either on the spot or was mulling over in his head for a while, or  talk shit while yall watch something, probably one of john mulaney’s shows on netflix for the 63rd time

renjun: we will cuddle you and you will be happy about it. is probably exhausted every time he initiates it, and just wants to be in a calm and safe and warm environment to pass out to. if he’s not tired then he’ll tell u about either the hot roasts he made that day, childhood renjun trivia, or something he liked. either way he’s pretty smiley and/or about it and ur heart is bleeding bc he is a Cutie Pie

jeno: the cuddliest, you will melt, his entire smile will melt you and u will Want to cuddle him every time he opens his mouth. you will most likely be showering him with compliments and he will be living for it, wrapped in your arms, and you might play story games, like the ones where you say a sentence and then the other person says a sentence to try and keep it going, and they get more absurd with each sentence

haechan: c u d d l e  h i m. absolute softie. will pretend to protest but will absolutely lov and comply with it like he is Ready. like kun, probs has snacks on hand, not necessarily for this but more in general. probably likes watching mini dramas on youtube or short films, or watching performance vids of his fav artists. that or he just passes out right after his second of third snack

jaemin: he is Soft and wants to cuddle u and lov u. probably a vine compilations kind of guy, but he watches those super obscure vines that don’t really show up on most vine compilations. that or he will show you some really cursed shit and you will both hate it but also love it. also that or he’ll show you some songs that he likes or recommends

chenle: will do the cuddling, wouldn’t mind being cuddled. yall usually cuddle while sitting up, laying against each others’ chest (like u lay against his chest if he’s cuddling u, and vice versa) with your arms wrapped around each other. y’all are a board game couple and usually play stuff like yutnori or catan like a random iq game like, blox or puzzle pro idk but anyways yall have fun with it and its really light-hearted fun and cute

jisung: ultimate king of doing both either separately or at the same time. yall probs just fuckin broke y’alls entire backs to luna’s free somebody after listening to an f(x) playlist (which is highly specific but i just need them to come back so shitty management ent if ur out there) and are tired and just laying there probably watching old music videos like dance practices/dance videos wrapped around each other and its a super chill atmosphere. probably have like cold drinks like lemonade lying nearby

~~~

this was,,, so much longer than it needed to be and such a mess i’m so sorry skfdkhsljdfasja this probably isn’t accurate and there are spelling mistakes but enjoy ig anyways bye

#i finished this at 1am please have mercy #this was gonna be short but then i got emotional ad too into it sdjfjsdhsdhf #nct #nct u #nct 127 #nct dream #nct 2018 #nct 18 #nct scenarios #nct imagines #nct reactions #nct writing #nct fluff #taeil #johnny #taeyong #yuta #kun #doyoung #ten #jaehyun #winwin #jungwoo #lucas #mark #renjun #jeno #haechan #jaemin #chenle

[nin-varisse]

Bias Tag

tagged by the wonderful @exosalt ♡ Thank you so much! (I’m finally doing it... after almost a month OTL ) 1. Who is your bias? I have a really hard time to decide which Bias to pick for this one, but since he is my ulti, I choose Jongdae ♡

2. What made you notice them? At first it was his adorable face ♡ But also his playful and cheerful nature and of course his amazing voice! 3. What’s your favorite thing about them? That’s a hard question... But I’d say his voice! It’s just so wonderful and dreamy ♡ It really touches my heart and I can just get lost in his singing. Another thing would be his cheerful and gentle personality and his bright smiles. He manages to lighten up my dark days and always makes me smile! He makes me believe in a better future and truly good people :) 4. Who would initiate Skinship more? I’m not sure... I think he would, since he is quite a touchy person (just look at how often he hugs or touches the members; especially Baekhyun and Minseok) but I think I’d also touch him a lot

5. Who would hog the blankets more? Probably him as well since I am ready to freeze for my love if they hog the blankets

6. Who’s more clingy? I think we’d be equally clingy; I’m a pertty clingy person and I think he is as well. Maybe I’d be a little clingier than him, since he is used to be away from friends and family

7. Who says ‘I love you’ first? And who gets more easily flustered? I’m a pretty shy and insecure person, so he would be the first to say ‘I love you’ and I get flustered hella easily

8. Cuddling position? Laying lazily on the couch while he had his head on my lap or chest ♡ While sleeping I’d use his arm as my cushion while he hold me close

9. What colours remind you of them? Light blue and Yellow! Yellow because of his bright smiles and cheerful personality (and because he wears it quite often) and light blue... I don’t know, it just fits him if that makes sense lol

10. What season would you spend with them? All of them?! But if I had to choose, it would be autumm because its a cuddly and cozy season ♡ Cuddling on the couch with blankets while drinking tea and reading something

11. Who would bake cookies and who would eat the dough? I love baking, so I would probably bake! And we’d share the dough ;)

12. Who would buy 50 animals? Me lol I love animals and I already have 5 pets! (One died recently... R.I.P Tigerchen ♡ ) I don’t think he would hate it tho

13. Who would burn down the kitchen trying to toast a poptart? Neither of us lol

14. Who would lean over railings and who would pull them back? I’m terrified of heights, so I would never lean over a railing! But I can imagine him doing it a lot and I would pull him back while panicking

15. What would happen watching horror movies? I love horror movies but I also get scared easily (that’s a bad combination, I tell u) so I’d scream at every jumpscare and he would laugh at me, since his performance in the horror house in exo showtime proved that he’s a really brave guy

16. Who would be a cheesy flirt and who would be smooth? We both are cheesy flirts (but I prefer cheesy flirting anyways)

17. Who’s more competitive? Me! He said he isn’t a competitive guy at all and I always want to be best at everything lol

18. Who would send memes and ‘I miss u’s at 3 am? Me for sure and I expect him to do the same

Well, that was fun! I don’t really know who to tag, so... feel tagged if you read this! ( @lea-kushiki pls do it :P )

[jeonghanniesfool]

Minghao: College AU

Genre: Fluff

Requested by: @minghao-lines

A scenario where your roommate destroys your expectations of a roommate

Disclaimer: I know nothing about college except that personal statements are a living hell and that I’m going to be paying a lot ;u; tis the life of a high school senior amiright

you didn’t think you were going to be dorming

it cost a LOT of money to dorm

and you really didn’t get many scholarships either

you didn’t want to burden your parents with having to pay for you to dorm alongside the terrible cost of college 

but

you couldn’t help it

the only college you got accepted into was one that was far away enough that you had to dorm

so you did

begrudgingly 

and you didn’t like the idea of dorming anyway

you thought that your roommate was going to be trash

so not only were you going to be paying a large sum of money but you were going to get a terrible experience out of it too

when you arrived at your room, your roommate wasn’t there

it was a simple room with two bedrooms and a small living room/kitchen

you dragged your suitcase past your roommate’s open bedroom

and you couldn’t help but peek inside

you noticed a large mirror propped up on the side of the wall

several baseball caps hanging

a boombox on the dresser

a Kermit the frog plush on the bed

sweats draped on the chair by the desk

the floor was pretty cleared, most of the furniture pushed up against the walls, leaving a large empty space in front of the mirror

“right. this is a co-ed room” you muttered to yourself

when you caught sight of a pair of boxers on the chair as well

you set your suitcase inside your room

went outside to help your parents bring in your furniture and decorations

you spent the rest of the day decorating after your parents left, keeping your door shut in case your roommate decided to come home

you didn’t want to make the same mistake he did

you didn’t know your roommate was home until you heard music blasting from the other room

oh boy

was this going to be some annoying boy

who just blasts music all day

how the heck were you going to study

welp

might as well go introduce yourself to your roommate right?

you walked outside down the short hall to his room

you knocked out of courtesy

but obviously

he couldn’t hear

so you just wrenched open the door

you were met with a guy reaching out to open the door

wearing a black tank top and sweats

a cap squashing his brown curls

he hurriedly switched off his music

“oh hey you must be my new roommate”

you stood there

dumbfounded for a moment

he was dressed like some thug

he looked like he could be some bad boy

but his voice was so soft and gentle

and his face was adorable

“uh... yeah...”

and you couldn’t say anything else

“I’m Minghao”

“Y/N”

and the two of you just awkwardly stood there staring at each other

“uh sorry about the music. i’ll keep it down now that I have a roommate”

what

why is he so considerate?

“um... thank you...”

you excused yourself and hurried back to your room

what the heck was that

you didn’t talk to Minghao much for the first few weeks

only saw him in the mornings rushing to class

exchanging hurried “good mornings”

you spent most of your time in your room for studying

as did he

the two of you rarely making use of the shared living room

until you were assigned a project in your psychology class

and were required to pick a partner to work with

and knowing no one

you wandered around the room

and found Minghao

who was just sleeping on his desk

you had to prod him awake

asked him if he was working with anyone

“THERE’S A PROJECT?”

having to work on the project together

you two got to know each other more

finally making use of that living room

“Y/N, it says here that we have to interview each other”

Minghao handed you the sheet of paper

and leaned over your shoulder to look at it with you

his breath brushing against your ear as he spoke

sending shivers down your spine

you found yourself meeting up with Minghao after psych

as it was the last class of both of your days

even after the project was over

you would go out for lunch together

and spent more time doing work together in the living room

squeezing into the small loveseat 

you became close friends, attending parties together all the time

and whenever some lecherous guy came up to you trying to grope you or feel you up

Minghao would be there in an instant

arm slung across your shoulder

death glaring the guy

“I told you not to leave my side, Y/N”

he was your shoulder to cry on when your boyfriends didn’t turn out as they seemed they would be

breaking your heart each time

he would tag you on all the best memes on Facebook to cheer you up

and show up in the living room with tubs of ice cream

you returned the favor of course

forcing him to sleep when he was sick

confiscating his boom box and mirror when you knew he was going to procrastinate on his work through dancing

the two of you were so close

that hugs were normal

and his arm being slung over your shoulder or wrapped around your waist was a common occurence

“are you sure you and Minghao aren’t dating?” one of your classmates asked

“uhhh no we’re just best friends” 

but why does your heart beat so quickly when you’re around him?

and one day

while you were doing your work as normal

your head propped up against Minghao’s chest

you felt him wrap his arms around your waist and he bent to whisper in your ear

“hey. I like you”

you nearly flung your notebook across the room

your cheeks were flushed red

“Minghao WHAT?”

you turned to look at him

your mistake

his face was so close

his eyes searched yours

his face was etched with hurt

“oh was I mistaken you don’t like me back i’m so sorry i didn’t mean to ruin our friendship like this.” 

as he rambled he hastily withdrew his arms

“nonononononononono”

was all you managed to stutter

“so you do like me?” he leaned closer again

a smirk playing onto his lips

“don’t LOOK at me like that”

you averted your eyes and whacked him as you usually did when he acted weird

“so you aren’t going to answer my question?”

not so cute Minghao is showing

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you still wouldn’t look at him

his voice was suddenly filled with concern

“i’m not making you uncomfortable, am I? I don’t mean to pressure you”

“you idiot”

you turned and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek before pulling yourself from his arms, trying to flee from the room before you melted because of embarrassment

but Minghao was an athletic boy 

yes that one is

and he quickly grabbed your arm and pulled you into a warm hug

his arms enveloping you

crushing you to his chest

he pressed a kiss to your forehead

“so you do like me?”

“yes i like you” you whispered, your voice muffled by his shirt

you could feel him beaming against your forehead

and his fingers intertwined with yours

“i’ve liked you all this time you know”

“even when I was with those other boys?”

“i hated those boys they all just made you cry all the time”

as you cuddled on the couch he said

“i’m so glad you’re my roommate”

“as am I. I thought you were going to be some jerk or something. your room sure made you look like one”

“ExCUse mE how DarE you, you PunK”

“your thughao is showing again”

I have no idea where this went HAHA. I’m just procrastinating

#seventeen fluff #minghao fluff #seventeen minghao #seventeen imagines #seventeen scenarios #minghao imagines #minghao scenarios #the8 fluff #seventeen

[seekingluckynumberseven]

Day 5 : I’m Watching You... Every 2.35 Seconds

Author Note: This contains a chat and a phone call. Trying to keep them in a format as close to the game as possible with Tumblr’s lovely editors. Also, all chats with Seven need more memes.

Kali tossed her handheld console to the side and flopped back on the couch with a heavy sigh. Even romancing 2d pretty boys was getting boring. Sorry, Nat-chan. Not even his beautiful voice could lure her back. She stared up at the ceiling. If someone would have told the girl from just a few months ago who was frantically trying to juggle her thesis and Juno’s crazy demands that she’d be bored, that girl would have died laughing. Her brain just couldn’t come up with things to keep it occupied. V may have given them a date for the party, but other than emailing the growing list of ... eclectic... guests, there wasn’t much to actually do.

Everyone was worried about her safety with the new hack. Seven, especially. No matter how much she tried to reassure him, all he could do was beat up on himself. So she was staying put for his sake. Not her’s. Yoosung and Jaehee had both expressed amazement at how calm she was. It was a hacker, no one was pointing a gun and pulling the trigger. Her fingers ran over the soft cloth covering the pock mark on her thigh. She knew what that was like, how the pain of a bullet piercing flesh felt. This was nothing. “Freaking out never helps in situations like this. I can’t do anything and I trust Seven.” The redhead had seemed flattered 

The apartment was to tiny for her to work out, especially with the gift her uncle had slipped into her backpack with the wink that always promised chaos. Seven kept reassuring her that there were no cameras in the apartment, but still. The rest of the security system was an unknown and she couldn’t risk the power signature of the weapon being picked up. That and with her luck recently, she’d likely trip and end up slicing the couch in half or something.

A chime on her phone drew her attention. The memelord had emerged. Kali found a smile growing on her face for the first time that day.

<707 has entered the chatroom>

707: alkgj;aelj

JAEHEE: Seven, hello.

707: @tlj3oj3$

707: ;3piu9jqt’ae’of

707: (Utp9iotjkj

KALI: 8h;aw4ietej

707: 9e;itj3;jf

JAEHEE: Please stop there ^^

707: dlkjg

707: eoipk

JAEHEE:

707: ..

707: .

707: ok

JAEHEE: Have you found anything about the hacker?

707:

707: Not yet…

707: I have so much work for the agency…!!

707: can’t focus…

707: Sorry KALI T_T

KALI: 

KALI: Cheer up!

707: T_T

707: 

707: I’ll work harder

707: just for you, Kali!

JAEHEE: Nothing’s wrong with Kali for now then?

707: Nope.

707: I checked the CCTV

707: and nothing strange happening!!

707: I’ve been looking at it

707: every 2.35 seconds

707: just in case something happens.

JAEHEE: 2.35 seconds?

707: Ya.

707: But just looking at the screen

707: makes me so frustrated…

KALI: I knew it! I felt as if you were looking at me every 2.35 seconds!!!

707: We even locked our eyes once, right?!

707: You seemed to be going to the convenience store earlier.

KALI: I was! Food resupply time.

JAEHEE: ….Isn’t it a bit strange to communicate through CCTV?

707:

707: I want to go and protect her myself!

707: Can’t believe there’s nothing I can do…!!!

KALI: It’d be so great if you could come! Pretty lonely here

JAEHEE: Unfortunately, Seven says he’s busy… What can you do.

707: Ya…

707: I can’t give you a body guard… and I can’t go…

707: So…

707: I’d like to make a body guard robot for you…

707: But I guess that would take a long time. T_T

JAEHEE: you could simply finish your work for the agency and catch the hacker.

707: Body guard robot…

JAEHEE: Or, go there yourself to protect her…

707: Maybe you’d like that…

JAEHEE: ;;;

KALI: I, for one, welcome our robot overlords

707: Ooh!

707: Me too!

707: All hail, B.B. Rodríguez!

JAEHEE: I see you two have managed to find another thing you both have in common;

707: Because we’re the awesomest!

JAEHEE: Are you listening to me?

707: To be honest, I was planning on creating a small watch dog just to test it out,

JAEHEE: You are not listening to me.

707: I’m not confident enough to send it to ur place.

707: 

KALI: Ermahgerd~! SO KEWT~!!

707: really!?

707: I’m glad you like it lololol

JAEHEE: It is cute.

707: Ms. Vanderwood did tell me to just work

707: if I have the time for that….

JAEHEE: I completely agree with that…

JAEHEE: But it does seem to have turned out nicely. It’s very cute.

707: +_+

707: Right? It’s so cute!

707: So lovely~

707: So adorable~

JAEHEE: Yes… You could almost sell it.

707: It spits fire from its mouth. Do you think the government will approve? ^^

KALI: Growlithe has come to life! 

707:

707: OMG YOU LIKE POKEMON TOO?!

707: So perfect...

JAEHEE: …No, I doubt you’d be able to sell it.

JAEHEE: You might actually go to jail for creating such a hazardous product. ^^

707: ;;;

707: But still, isn’t it pretty?

707: I thought

707: it would be perfect for Kali

707: while making it.

707: Since both of them are cute…!

KALI:

707: Haha.

707: You caught my cute side!

707: I feel like my great secret has been revealed;;;

JAEHEE: Okay…;;;

JAEHEE: Well;

JAEHEE: I’m jealous that you’re the only one who knows how Kali looks like.

707: Haha…

707: B

707: U

707: T…

707: Even if I make things like this,

707: it won’t help Kali….

707:

JAEHEE: Yup.

KALI: It does help! Growlithe, use flamethrower! 

KALI:

707: it also might explode because of the gas tank T_T

KALI: Explosions be no bueno.

707: I should create a cute version that doesn’t spit out fire lolol

JAEHEE: Why don’t you simply work if you have the time?;;.

707: Yeah…

707: I should just work…

707: Why did I do that??

JAEHEE: Because sometimes you simply cannot work.

707: ...

KALI: Sounds like you need to clear that noggin. Go take a walk or something.

JAEHEE: I agree.

JAEHEE: People do say that you should take your time the more anxious you are.

707: The more anxious you are… smell your time.

JAEHEE: It’s take your time.

707: okie dokie

707: I’m gonna clear my head a bit

707: and come back.

KALI: I’ll be waiting for you! Cheer up!

KALI: 

707: Yup!

707: I’ll be keeping an eye on you even while I’m taking a break

707: so don’t worry!

JAEHEE: …Is that really taking a break though?

707: It is.

707: See u later!

JAEHEE: Good bye.

<707 has left the chatroom>

JAEHEE: But…

JAEHEE: How did he manage to create that robot in just a few hours? ;;

JAEHEE: No one can deny that Seven is a genius.

KALI: Hacking and engineering genius. Amazeballs! 

JAEHEE: I think if he really puts his mind to it… he’ll create the body guard robot in a couple of days…;;

JAEHEE: Besides, he made it just for you, Kali….

JAEHEE: He is being very kind.

JAEHEE: Luciel may seem quite ridiculous

JAEHEE: because he likes to joke around all the time

JAEHEE: but sometimes even I get surprised at what a genius he is.

JAEHEE: Oh.

JAEHEE: I’d like to talk more…

JAEHEE: but Mr. Han’s meeting will end soon.

JAEHEE: I must go.

JAEHEE: Anyways… Please take care of yourself, Kali.

KALI: Hurry and go! I hope he doesn’t mention anything related to cats!

JAEHEE:

JAEHEE: You understand how I feel.

JAEHEE: Thank you.

JAEHEE: Good bye.

<Jaehee Kang has left the chatroom>

Kali opened the picture of the “Growlithe” robot and stared up at it in utter disbelief. Who the hell was this man? Not even her uncle who built things that went into space could put a robot together that quickly. And one that could be used as a weapon? Shit. The Seekers needed someone like him badly. She needed someone like him badly. No one had ever made her smile and laugh quite as much and with a brain like that, Seven could probably stop the demon in its tracks. And he was super cute. Ugh... why was she thinking about that? People like her didn’t deserve cute, smart, funny guys nor deserve to be loved. It wasn’t like they’d even met yet. Already she was beginning to suspect that the face in the chatroom was a mask. Probably a lot like her own. But what was it hiding? As if her train of though was a summoning spell, the phone started vibrating; Seven’s picture filling the screen. The sudden call was startling and Kali bobbled the phone in her suddenly clumsy hands. Ninja reflexes a total fail as the heavy piece of technology smashed its screen against her nose.

K: “Fuck... Hello?”

S: “Oh! Potty mouth!”

K:“I dropped the phone on my face.”

S: “You... dropped...” *hysterical laughter*

K: “Not funny. That shit hurts.”

S: “Sorry.. sorry. You ok?”

K: “My pride is mortally wounded.”

S: “Oh do I need to kiss it better?”

K: “Please.”

S: *sharp intake of breathe* “Oh... hahaha. Don’t tease me. My heart can’t take it. Anyways, what did you want to talk about?”

K: “Umm... you called me and rudely knocked my phone out of my hands.” 

S: “Oh so now it’s my fault your hands can’t hold a phone?”

K: “I’ll have you know I’m good with my hands.”

S: “Phew. Is it getting hot in here? ...Hey Kali, I’m really sorry about the hacker. I promise I’ve reinforced the security system and am hunting him down.”

K: “Do I need to come over there and spank you until you understand?” 

S: *unintelligible muttered words* 

K: “What did you say, Seven?”

S: “Ahhh... nothing, nothing. I’m going to take your advice and have a date with my babies. If anything happens...”

K: “I know I know, send you a meme.”

S: “A call, Kali. A call.”

K: “Call? You can use phones to call people?” *laughter* “Drive safe, Seven.”

S: “Laterz.”

Seven ran his hand through his hair, staring at the dark screen of his phone. Had “yes, please” really came out of his mouth at her spanking joke? Thank God, Jesus, and Buddha she hadn’t heard. This woman was different than any other he’d met in his entire life. A mixture of kindness and sarcasm with just a hint of dirty that was all too intriguing. Someone who appreciated his jokes and gave back as good as she got. Nothing in her dossier had prepared him for this. Kali was beginning to get under his skin and that was dangerous.

Groaning, his attention turned back to the screens that lit up the bunker. Better get back to work before Vandy starting waving around the taser again. His babies would have to wait. Too many people were relying on him. She was relying on him, trusting him, and he was terrified what would happen if he failed her.

#mysme fanfic #chat #2.35 seconds #phone call #day 5

[princess-megz]

Who do you ship your mutuals with and why?

this post is basically me giving lots and lots of love to my dear mutuals; i don’t wanna spam y’all so it’s all gonna be under here! nfkajsndc also this is in no particular order i love all of y’all so much based off of broduce trainees! 💖

@simplicitwannaone • laulau🐮hi first of all i love you second of all i ship you with senwoo i mean what i ship you with me ???? ?? not me i didnt say that i ship you with pjh your ultimate bias ?? i ship you with me i need to stop and do this serIOUSLY i ship u with your ong!!!! i ship you with gong seongwoo because first, your introverted personality irl will match with his outgoing loud one, also hes 179cm perf for your giant height u hardcore tol!!!! third hes also down to kabedon you give you cuddles so yall can be tol softs together

@heochannies  • meike 🌸visuaL!!!! i missed you welcome back minhyun bc yall give me ceo couple vibes daniel!! bc yall would look so so soft at home just cuddling and just you cooking and him just hugging your waist i just- awwwwwwww buT THEN LIKE if yall were going to like a fancy gala and you just dressed up in a long fancy gown and your face beat and him with his hair slicked back o my gosh yall would look sO GOOD i need to stop but yall would be couple goals jsndckjnak

@laji-101 • krissy❣️krISSY !! huehuehue i ship you with gunhee? guanlin? me? hehehe i ship you with guanlin! hes so soft irl and you wouldnt crush him when you hug him!!!! hed probably crush u but thats besides the point you guys awww soft awks couple best ship wow one tol and one smol how cute and u cant forget!!! guanlin is such a meme hes a s-swaggy rapper ;))

@seungkwanslowqualityenglish • mom!!!mom!!!!!! i feel like wine mom would look good with ahjumma jisung!! aside from the fact that yall have a lot of motherly instincts i think that you would smother each other in love and treat each other to cute lil dinners and he would buy you cute lil rose bouquets and i feel that this would be a rlly cute rlly domestic relationship d’awww but i lowkey ship u with jaehwan

@thegentlemanukulele • natnat 👑naTTT!!! Official Visual™ whats good i ship you with minhyun wait no dingdong but also minhyun stop what about dingdong mINHYUN I SHIP YOU WITH MINHYUN yall will be the official ceo organised couple u cuties i feel like with your soft innocence and his hardcore exterior w his soft heart yall will be so cute and there will be lots of cuddles and and and and jusT EVERYTHING about this ship is so adorable and uhngkasdckn its so cute youre so cute

@dae-vil • daEDAE ♡( ◡‿◡ )daedae!!!! are you feeling better i hope you are

@jihoonslattee • chiii (￣ε￣＠)chiiii!!! i ship you with jihoon !! anD NOT BECAUSE YOU BIAS HIM nksndckjn but because your lovely welcoming personality would be able to support him when hes feeling down :(( also i feel like you would be able to tolerate his lil aegyo moments unlike christy who would probably just roast the shit out of him and his somewhat cute fashion sense aww ^^ anD yall,,,, dance couple,, need i say more? the potential duet covers yall could do,, :’) thE BEST!!!

@peachiejihoonie • jiejie 😍wow my actual jiejie hows life with our parents been in the us???? good????? thx for leaving me behind in hk thx sis rlly appreciate it sjNCKSJN anYWAYS back to the point i ship you with lowkey minki??? mostly bc yall would be able to roast the living shIT out of each other with no feelings hurt bc ur a highkey savage and hed also be able to make u laugh a lot whicH IS SO CUTE and he’d act all tough when hes out on a date with u like ‘smh stay away creeper dudes this is mY gIRL’ and youd probably smack him but youd lowkey be shimkunging aw speaKING of creeper dudes although minki is lanky i think hed also be able to prOTECC u not that u need it but i feel like he’d have a protective instinct over u idk why bUT awwww jiejie youre so cute pls dont fight chi bc i shipped her w jihoon

@wildereyes • rach (ノ*°▽°*)raCH!!!! hehe hi!! i ship you w donghyun!! hes so soft and adorable and if youre ever having a bad day i feel like he’d be the type to do anything to make you laugh again :’) anD JUST him singing and you dancing and nsdkjackjsndkacn amAZING i support 101% yall would be so cute and i feel like yall would have compliment wars u know!! like ‘you look so cute today’ and his entire face would just light up and ‘nOOOooOOo youre the cutest’ and cue a never ending bickering match wow i love this nsdjnk

@kakaotaeks • eggslurper #2 lenlen!!lennie!!! we miss you so much pls come back when you have the time !! u know i gotta ship my homegirl with hyeongseob,, both yall wILD i mean who could forget the time when you got into fnc and started twerking #neverforget but when yall are together.. its just so soft,, so domestic with the cuddles on the couch and soft pecks while watching probably like a horror movie or something idk some sort of action/romcom d’aww

@ladynightmareii • snazzy :’)snazzy snazzy snazzy i hope youre well and getting better :also pls dont hurt me yes i do realise the age gap but this is just purely hypothetical pls dont hurt me :c

@imagineproduce101 • rinaaaa (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)rinaaa!! local v*dka aunt i ship you with jonghyun! bc ur kinda wild aaand hes basically the equivalent of a clumsy big bear plush, yall rlly balance each other out well! i highkey imagine yall spending a day at the arcade and running around and winning all the tickets possible, ending the day with a light stroll in the park with ice cream in your hands and just u know that cute wartortle smile he has and he just grins and you and wOW shimkung everywhere and omg when you get chilly he just takes off his jacket and puts it on your shoulders aWWW yall suit each other so well this is so cute im so soft for this

@scorpionallday • m!!!ahh u closet fangirl i see u ;))) short but sweet; i ship u with woojin bc ??? hes basically your other half ndckajndak i sweAR yall just- d’awwwww skdn asndka jsnc him with his low voice raps??? u and your harmonies. couple dances?? yes. hiS satoORI ;))))))) u and ur claimed ‘american accent’ smH

hehe i hope you guys enjoyed reading your lil paragraphs