#(cute kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day)

[nanomooselet]

Episode Nine: Millions Knives

Knives is firmly among my favourite characters. Adore him, fascinated by him, need to hit him over the head with a baseball bat.

The thing about Knives is that he lies constantly. I think he's so used to lying that he's come to believe himself truthful and sincere. To be fair to him, his emotions are very sincerely felt - I think they rattle his teeth, actually - but I don't think he understands them, even in hindsight. I don't think he understands the emotions or responses of others, either. They make no intuitive sense to him. So he rationalises reactions he doesn't expect as weakness, error or corruption to avoid admitting to himself where the problem might lie, and considers them only on those terms. Which must be terribly, terribly isolating, and it means he also lies to himself.

I suppose it's not a secret that I see a lot of myself in Vash - the guilt, the distance, the way he exaggerates his reactions around others - but there's a little bit of Knives there too. Enough that I feel sympathy. But I also recognise parts of him that aren't in me at all; they were a sickness I didn't realise I had, or the voices of people I wish had known better.

So my feelings about him are complicated, to put it mildly. I remember after watching the finale I had simultaneous urges to wrap him in a blanket and beat him to death with a tire iron, and that hasn't really changed. It's a difficult state of mind.

He's a great character.

Such a sweet, sad scene from a character we saw being so vicious. The notes begin slow, faltering - loneliness, hesitation. Perhaps even regret? And then Vash enters in his memory and adds his voice, and while it's still a little awkward, the notes themselves seem to smile along with him. Knives has learned over time to play the song himself, but it's still incomplete without Vash. The room is ridiculously huge, which makes Knives in the centre even tinier and lonelier than he'd otherwise be; the distance of the long-shot also conceals that he sits just a little further to the right than he needs to, so the realisation is slow. There's a lot of empty space. It looks like the room is unfurnished besides the piano and bench, with some random debris scattered around. How long has he been staying here? How long has he sat on that bench, trying to fill all that emptiness? Around him, beneath him, humans do human things and he is indifferent. He permits it only because soon none of it will matter.

I have to wonder what it is that Conrad got for Knives that made Knives look so pleased. Can't help but consider it ominous.

Also, Luida wasn't the only member of the SEEDs crew to pass on a haircut.

They have very similar clothes, too. That must have been an interesting shopping trip.

I spent literal hours combing through all my references trying to figure out if that was SEEDs Ship Five the city was built in, and I don't think so - Ship Five had human passengers and July was built in a Plant carrier. (So much for "I made sure the Plant ships would survive.") So at least we're spared the twist of the knife (sigh) it would have been to know somewhere in among all these withered Plants might be the twins' birth mother or the one who greeted them with Rem - but Jesus V. Saverem Christ, that doesn't make it better.

Knives, y'know - I do get why you killed those men. I really do. Humans are not innocent of this horror. Humans are not angels. Humans are survivors. We're also unfortunately greedy, short-sighted and brutally indifferent to those we don't perceive as part of the ingroup, especially when desperate. Even if you're willing to overlook this callous, casual abuse of living beings - and I wouldn't be - this is a recklessly unsustainable approach. Almost like a decision one might make in panic out of misfiring instinctive urge to seek safety? Not that I'm implying anything about your decisions.

And so when he sees Vash Knives immediately blames all of humanity when Knives bears at least a portion of the blame himself. There would always be casualties in such wide-scale destruction, even among those he intended to spare. Nor did he seem to do anything to protect the Plants aboard the crashed ship (likely because it would require relying on more humans), though it's obvious they would be vulnerable. But there's no way he can take responsibility for the deaths of his own kind on top of everything else he's done... though truly we're also our own worst advocates.

I'm sure they were happy to be useful.

Maybe Knives should have thanked the technician who said that to him before his death, because what he said made Knives so very angry. Anger, for Knives, is strength, and strength is certainty. A frightened little boy is sorry that he killed his mother and drove his brother away. A frightened little boy couldn't do this. Vash is frightened, of course. Clinging to Rem's skirts, a coward still, years later. Totally lacking conviction. But Knives thought of this. He knows how to work with that too.

Interesting that when Vash felt unworthy of the people of Home, he took off the coat they gave him to give it back. Knives, though, he snatches the gift he gave Vash straight out of his hands. If he's learned to play a duet alone he doesn't need Vash to do this either. He doesn't need Vash. It'd just be nice! You know. Not to have to rely on himself all the time!

His stupid little face and its utter bafflement. Where is this coming from? Vash isn't like this! I don’t remember it being like this! What could possibly have changed?

Knives intended to keep his calm throughout this confrontation. You can watch him visibly gather himself when he notices Vash enter; take a deep breath, push his hood back - it's why he went from kneeling to standing. It's like he can't be vulnerable, or even ask for comfort, but I swear if he'd just asked Vash for a hug instead of stabbing people the series would have ended there. Instead he tips further and further over the edge, refusing to reach out for help on terms other than the ones in his head, which he refuses to explain. And the moment a variable he can't control enters the situation, his first and only reaction is to violently remove it.

(Poor Luida must have no idea what the hell is going on. Although I bet this reunion explained a lot with hindsight.)

Why do you point that gun at me? Even though I saved you?

That's really the question Knives needs to consider the answer to himself, and he's not going to. Instead he imposes a time limit (and I'm starting to think when it ran out, that was when the Eye of Michael got into gear, so it's been around for approx. forty-five years) and runs off to cry in his piano room as though Vash is the one who needs a time-out.

Well.

He does, at that.

There's so much hope in what follows. Compared to Knives's vast hollow space, Vash's little room is so full of warmth and acceptance. He has people who love him and even a solution to the ongoing crisis, albeit an imperfect one - but he has something, he's not just flailing around until the day he catches one too many bullets. He has a goal in healing the Plants and helping people, and he has people who support him in it. And sure, he faces scepticism. Not to mention the parameters he's put on himself (I'll never kill, ever again... I'll figure out a way to save everyone. The humans, Plants... and Nai) which are Dark Souls times Atlus superboss impossible. But even Brad, who once called him a monster, thinks he's in with a chance.

I truly wish I found that more comforting than I did.

#trigun stampede #tristampparty #considering the character is named knives #it's funny this is the first time i've added #tw blood #tw dismemberment #tw strangulation #i have to say teen!shaped knives is my fav knives bc he's so cute #kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day #vash because your brother is Like That luida's decided you get free ice cream forever #trigun meta #meta: tristampparty episodes

[silverutahraptor]

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[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Embarrassing themself in front of Mc-4K Followers Special

Lucifer

he fell asleep in his own Coffee and nearly drowned in it, guess that´s what happens if you use a giant ass mug as a Coffee cup

wasn´t the first time it happened too at least during those times it was a small cup and the worst that happened was him spilling his Coffee and ruining some of his paperwork

but nope this time it was him drowning in it and falling out of his chair with his flailing

you would have loved to do nothing more than tell this to Satan and Belphie but Lucifer told you he will take away all of your sweets, even the hidden ones

it would have not been worth it good thing he didn´t say anything about pictures

Mammon

he got his pants pulled down right in front of you but he´s a lot more embarrassed than you are

it seems like he always forgets that you already saw everything that is to see because he refuses to wear clothes to sleep

and that he always crawls into your bed to cuddle…

also he was at least allowed to keep his underwear on so it´s even less embarrassing in your opinion

though it makes sense for him to be embarrassed I mean that isn´t something to get used to easily

at least he doesn´t have to think about what just happened because he´s chasing down whoever decided to do this

Leviathan

he fell asleep on you when he forgot to stock up on energy drinks

which isn´t really that embarrassing but also that´s Levi who isn´t really used to physical touch so I guess it makes sense???

also pretty weird that he immediately jumped away like you burned him as soon as he noticed you

at least it woke him up but he threw you out of his room for it which didn´t really bother you because you can finally fall asleep

you wanted to go to bed earlier but come on you can´t just wake him up when he falls asleep, it´s a very cute and rare sight that you couldn´t just destroy

Satan

he fell into a puddle trying to catch a Kitten that was about to fall, he didn´t catch it

I mean… he technically did while he face planted into a dirty body of water the Kitten landed on his back and just walked away

it didn´t even look back or anything it just straight up went “bye Bitch” while Satan took a mud bath

and he was a little bit embarrassed about it but not that much, he just doesn´t want you to tell anybody he knows his Brothers will tease him about this when they learn so you´ll have to be really quiet about it

Asmodeus

you saw him without make-up and while that´s usually a normal thing if you live with somebody it´s nearly impossible with Asmo

and he does his best to keep it that way, nobody should be allowed to see him when he isn´t at his best

he´s also known to destroy the few fools who saw him and weren´t related to him especially if they decided to talk about it or even worse take picture´s of him like this!

But as long as you´ll be a nice little Sheep and keep quiet there is nothing for you to worry about

he does sound more murderous then embarrassed right now but belief me he is, he just doesn´t show it

Beelzebub

he accidentally ate one of your plushies, it was shaped like a cupcake and had the same size and everything

he´s also embarrassed that you had to help him puke it back up because as much as he would like the ability to he can´t digest it all to good

he´s really sorry and will replace it when he has the time to and until then he will gladly take it´s spot

but please don´t tell anybody what he did he´ll get another scolding from Lucifer for eating something he isn´t allowed to

Belphegor

he punched you in the face while he was yawning but this isn´t really what embarrassed him it was that you punched him out of the bed in retaliation

even worse that you do the same thing as him so it´s extra embarrassing that a Human of all creatures can pack quiet the punch

he still wishes it wasn´t him who got punched, if it was somebody else especially Lucifer he would have found the situation hilarious

but nooo it had to be him and now he´s pissed and his day is ruined because you won´t allow him to stay with you

horrible day all around

Diavolo

he tried to cuddle a Little.D and it scratched him, he might have also accidentally thrown it into a wall because it shocked him so much

don´t worry the Little.D was fine, flew quiet the distance but it was barely harmed

what wasn´t barely harmed was his pride, he was not only embarrassed because he accidentally threw the Little.D but also that you saw him do it

he made you promise to never talk about it and that you will act like it never happened or he will be forced to take action

and yes he was serious about this he has his ways to make people forget their memories forever

Barbatos

he tripped that´s it he didn´t fall or anything he just got caught in the end of the carpet and stumbled a bit and that´s what embarrassed him

I mean it makes sense because Barbatos is pretty much perfect all of the time so a little blunder would be embarrassing for him but it´s kinda funny to think about

he´s just embarrassed about the most normal of all things, it´s even a bit cute

bit less cute was his threats when you told anybody about what happened, he sure knows every threat and torture there is doesn´t he?

at least you got some cake that Barbatos made and tea for not saying anything

Solomon

he fell into one of his potions which wouldn´t be that embarrassing in itself but he fell into a bottled one

and not to get into to much detail but it was bad as in “if I didn´t know he was immortal I would wonder how he´s still alive bad” and Solomon just sees it as an embarrassing oopsie

yeah that was a weird one because it also took a while to clean everything including healing Solomon, I mean the healing was quick just getting all of that out was bad

and that Solomon insisted that he was fine which technically he was but technically doesn´t count

he did enjoying your pampering (basic Human contact and decency) though

Simeon

he mistook you for Luke, that´s it that´s what embarrassed him he didn´t even say anything bad he just told that “you” are supposed to keep your room clean and put everything away when you are done

which honestly should have been embarrassing for Luke more than anything else, which it also was but that isn´t the point

it also isn´t like you aren´t used to people bossing you around, you even told him that it confused you more than anything when he said that to you

but he was still embarrassed at least it´s something you both can easily laugh about in due time

Mephistopheles

you saw him quiet literally eat shit, to your astonishment he clears up after his own Horses but on this day it would have been better if he didn´t

because Horses are little shit´s especially the Hell variant, it actually waited until he crouched down and kicked and unfortunately for him he landed in the Horse shit

and while normally you would take advantage of such a situation and make fun of the person, Mephisto looked mortified enough for you to just shut up and do your best to help him clean up

neither of you ever talked about this and never will and even if you would try to bring it up Mephisto will shut you up real fast

Raphael

he got tricked into eating a bar of soap and you saw him just completely eat it before saying it tasted funny

I mean you did say you know that he got tricked but still shocked on how he could just eat the entire thing and not stop after the first bite

he was pretty embarrassed when you laughed when he told you that it didn´t taste as bad when it was still looking nice

despite that you also tried a little piece, it was honestly a pretty weird thing to witness

it was your turn to be embarrassed when you spit out bubbles

Thirteen

she accidentally punched you in the face, which sounds like an embarrassing enough thing to do

but she also nearly blew you up with a completely harmless trap and this was more mortifying than anything!

It wasn´t even supposed to kill somebody and it nearly did how embarrassing must that be if you have as much experience as her!

and it would have also sucked if she accidentally killed you she supposes, but if you died she could at leas take solace in the fact that nobody was there to witness her blunder

but now she has to deal with the embarrassment of nearly killing somebody she cares about on accident and a malfunctioning trap

at least this gave her the brilliant idea for re-purposing it in one meant for killing!

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me imagines #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #lucifer avatar of pride #mammon avatar of greed #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #leviathan avatar of envy #satan avatar of wrath #obey me satan #asmodeus avatar of lust #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #beelzebub avatar of gluttony #belphegor avatar of sloth #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me simeon #obey me thirteen #obey me mephistopheles #obey me raphael

[hils79]

Hils Watches Kiseki: Dear to Me - Ep 2

Is the bad guy going to make a habit of seductively sucking on lollipops like this? Because if so that is going to be a problem.

Wow has it been 10 days already?

He is threatening this man with spicy food. God, I love him.

Right, I know my two faves are Ai Di and Chen Yi. I really need to learn the names of the actual leads. Fan Zerui made Bai Zongyi a cute smiley lunch!

Why does this rando student in the background have a giant plush dog?

I love that they have gone from blackmail to domesticity in 10 days

Okay, domesticity with bickering

Oh no is Bai Zongyi scared of storms? Are they going to cuddle?? :D

Oh shit the storms are a trigger that remind him of his abusive mother. Oh this poor boy :(

🥺

I mean obviously not

Wow, okay, that took a sudden turn

This man and his ego (affectionate)

I love that Fan Zerui is only injured when it suits the plot. That morning he winced after just tugging a blanket up over Bao Zongyi's shoulders and now he's putting weight on both his arms like it's no big deal

That looks like a really uncomfortable way to comfort someone through a nightmare but I appreciate the attempt

We all know what inevitably happens when there's only one bed. Love to see it!

This is why I have to alternate watching BL dramas and watching other things. Because if I only watched boys sharing a bed and gazing softly at each other when they wake up I would die of cuteness overload very quickly.

Wow okay that escalated quickly

And that ALSO escalated quickly. I can't work out if he's angry that Fan Zerui kissed him without his consent, or if there's some internalised homophobia going on. Oh shit did his mother abuse him for being gay?

Wow he's going to lose his scholarship because he was late to school one time? That seems harsh.

"If someone pissed you off what could they do to get you to forgive them?" "Bold of you to assume I wouldn't kill anyone who pissed me off." Ai Di is the personification of the kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day meme. I love him.

#hils watches #hils watches kiseki: dear to me #hils watches twdramas #kiseki: dear to me #twdrama

[bonefall]

wait hawkfrost's turnaround??? hawkfrost redemption real???

Yes!

There are two things that bother me massively about Hawkfrost's story, and I've got fixes that are going to pinpoint both of these.

Hawkfrost inherited evil. Because he never met his father until after the journey, and RiverClan has apparently completely moved on from supporting TigerClan and wanting to murder mixed-Clan cats and is sooo sorry (i hate shadow in riverclan), it implies Hawkfrost is the problem. His death is just the removal of a 'bad apple' allowing RiverClan to Finally Have Peace. There Is No Need To Throw Out The Barrel :) No deeper systemic issue at play, here.

Evil people can't change. Born evil, died evil, continued to be evil in death. Pair this with the way the Dark Forest had no plan besides Doing Violence and the fact we only BRIEFLY spoke about redemption in the last arc, it implies he's just a ball of malice with nothing deeper.

There is actually a lot I like about Hawkfrost as a villain! But these are the two things I felt were most important to fix, so I worked with these two things as a guiding philosophy to reduxing Hawkfrost.

FIX 1: Inheriting Evil

Instead of inheriting evil, Hawkfrost is radicalized by ex-TigerClan supporters in RiverClan.

Blackclaw, Skyheart, Heavystep, and his mentor Leopardstar think there were "some problems" with Tigerstar, but hey, why throw out the kitten with the tonguewash? Thistle Law did not have the reckoning in RiverClan that it had in other Clans.

Leopardstar had a brief period of guilt after the fervor of TigerClan drained away, and in a better time, may have had a true reckoning with what she allowed to happen... but as time passed, the shame, the fear, and the repentance began to fade and she started to remember those days with some fondness.

And Hawkfrost was all those best qualities of his father, without the bad ones. Or, that's what they saw and encouraged.

The death of Hawkfrost is actually one of the most important aspects of Bonefall TNP, imo... because this time his death doesn't make the ideas go away. Mistyfoot thought it would fix it, just like the last time a Tigerkin died in a bloody and horrific way, but RiverClan is still hardening. They don't believe he impaled himself on the spike Mothwing was holding. They think ThunderClan had something to do with it.

The argument about the meeting island is brought up again and RiverClan explodes into an argument. Mistyfoot looks up at her leader begging her to stop the fighting, and the sun turns Leopardstar into a shadow

The shape of a cat lounging on top of a pile, staring down at her with amber-eyed amusement. It's the Bonehill. It's the cheering crowd. It's Stonefur's last stand all over again.

She realizes that Hawkfrost was just another type of victim; and these ideas will not die unless they are killed.

FIX 2: Evil Can't Change

Hawkfrost is able to realize he has been used.

I find this important because the redemption and death of Hawkfrost should do what Snowtuft's does, functionally, waaaay off in TBC. It shows it's possible, but the question is put off because of his untimely death to leave it open for future arcs to pick back up on.

Though it's also important to not say that Ivypool "fixed" him. It is a realization he has on his own, helped along through the way he becomes her Dark Forest mentor.

(REMINDER: Mentorships are best described as being similar to getting a third parent in this rewrite)

I'm still planning the exact order of scenes to determine how this happens, but I do have several in mind.

Ivypool's Horse

A cute moment where, as a mentor, he tries to reward her by bringing her to see the nightmares. The scene is important for several reasons; 1. horsie 2. It establishes the Dark Forest is not actually a prison to escape. It has beauty and fun in it just like any other territory. He never realized that before. 3. Shows he isn't completely lost. The bar is so low it is literally in Hell but he does consider the needs of his apprentice, more than just training a soldier.

A Chat with Leopardstar

Every day, Leopardstar is reminded of what she supported, and of what TigerClan really was like. She's demoted back to lackey status and Hawkfrost sees his proud mentor getting pushed around. Leopardstar deeply regrets a lot of things, and chats honestly with Hawkfrost about them. 1. This conversation makes Hawkfrost connect the dots that he is doing to the trainees what was done to him, though he doesn't make the connection that this is Bad yet, ("when the dark forest is StarClan we will BE their gods so it's fine. It's all for the Cause.") 2. It starts to sink in what Tigerstar does to people-- uses them.

The horrifying death of Antpelt

He did NOT know that the living could kill Dark Forest warriors. This event shakes confidence in many fighters, but especially Ivypool who experiences survivor's guilt feeling like she's the reason he's gone. 1. Suddenly there's actual stakes to this. Attacking the living could mean dying to them-- is that something he wants to risk? 2. Ivypool is distraught

Something to do with infighting

The Dark Forest demons have MANY different motivations and don't always get along. Ripplestar and Spottedpelt are being convinced to fight for revenge, Ryewhisker and Cloudberry want the abolishment of the Law of Loyalty, Clawface is a true believer in Thistle Law, Runningnose looks like he's planning something. Hawkfrost has to get in the middle of these opinions and prevent the coalition from falling apart. 1. Exposes him to new ideas 2. Shows that Hawkfrost is doing a LOT of the work of maintaining the alliance and remembering several lies at once, which is very tiring. 3. Allows Ivypool to realize he's telling people what they want to hear and trust him less, which is a blow to him.

Flametail

When he dies, the Dark Forest cats are prepared to get rid of him so he won't end up ascending to StarClan and taking their secrets with him. Tigerstar steps in and prevents this from happening. 1. THIS is the moment Hawkfrost realizes he will always be second fiddle to Tiger's first litter. "...he never would have done that for Mothwing." 2. There is no great commitment to a cause. Tigerstar is just doing whatever he wants. If he's going to just be saving random people he likes... what's the point of attacking? 3. I want this one to be one of the last ones.

As you can see it's a lot of planning about what I WANT to do. Less of an actual roadmap.

#Hawkfrost redemption #Hawkfrost #Bonefall Rewrite #Bonefall OotS #Ivypool

[sorcerous-caress]

Fun dynamic I think about : a stubborn bratty human who attract to their drow traveling companion but would always deny or even be rude toward the drow—only to ended up getting fucked in the tent by the drow

— RED anon

If it's a male drow, then they'd indulge the human in their games. They're taught to be more patient, docile, and subservient. Being teased by someone "more powerful" than them is nothing new to them, even if that power is being very breedable in Reader's case.

You can be rude to them as much as you want, it wouldn't stop their wild imagination of bending you on the nearest surface and fucking you in front of the whole camp.

They like watching you try and fail at humiliating them, a cute pretty human who think they can even come close to the brutality of drow culture. You're like a meek kitten in comparison to their previous mistresses

While you're busy being a brat and berating them, they're being a complete pervert openly and staring at your body, your hips, ass and even your chest. It's not like you have claws to back up your barking.

Although, one some days you do cross the line. You're probably not even aware of it, how you flaunt your body so openly in front of that pathetic excuse of a high elf in your party. Did you really let them touch your ears, human?

You almost don't notice them when you retire to your tent that day, how they skillfully blend with the shadows and only let you notice them because they chose too.

Shhhh. Stay quiet, human. You've been a shameless cocktease for so long so why are you getting shy all of the sudden when they have you pinned down against the bed?

How about showing them more of your human body, It's only fair, isn't it? You've been such a tease for so long that you owe them this. Let them taste you and use their mouth to get yourself off, grind and push against their eager tongue for your own relief. Completely lose yourself in them.

They'll show that you should choose them, that they're clearly the superior option as a drow, and no one else would satisfy your little human body better than them.

The more you look at other people, the more intensely they'll fuck you and milk one orgasm after another from you. You can't fuck anyone else if you're passed out from overstimulation, can you?

-

If it's a female drow, then the dynamic would be completely different.

For someone like them to show interest in you, only for you to lead them on, then completely refuse them? If this was the underdark you would've been whipped into submission for such an act, becoming a common whore as punishment.

But it isn't, and they hate not having that authority over you. It boils their blood that they can't intimidate you into spreading your legs and being their free-use sex toy.

They'd be much more affected and frustrated by your teasing, your seductive acts, and endless whispers of false promises. Glaring murder at you when you walk away all innocently as if their own wetness haven't seeped through their underwear from your teasing.

They hate having to pleasure themselves over you, that should be your own job.

Your mother clearly didn't raise you right, you've never had a true strong female figure in your life. Which is why you've turned out to be this slut of a human, a minx parading yourself around.

Is what they tell themselves.

But drows are nothing but relentless. They will abide their time, like a spider watching a prey flutter into their web. All pretty wings and curious eyes that move towards the glittering of their silk.

And when you eventually fall, slip and can't get out. They are never letting you go.

A collar with their name on it, stating their ownership over you. A leash to match too so they can pull on it when you're being bratty.

Forget their name, you'll only refer to them as mistress from now on. About time they finally get to teach you some manners, your dumb human brain can learn those, can't it?

You don't get a choice ever again, you belong to them fully. Mind, body and soul. Each tease and bratty act would be repaid to you tenfolds.

Their own cute human pet. At least you'll spend your short life being useful to a powerful drow like them instead of whatever it is you humans do when you're not stupidly running into pits of lava or fucking dragons ten times your size.

Instead, they make it very clear that they will be the only person you'll ever get to fuck. You won't even be allowed to cum without their explicit permission, even your orgasms aren't yours to own anymore.

#♡drow kink #♡human reader #♡human kink #♡smut #♡red anon

[fl3shm4id3n]

A crazy psychotic serial killer who’s caught and sent to pandora as punishment and is given the chance to go back to earth if she catches the sully’s, but instead she becomes very overprotective of the children and decides to help them avoid quaritch for the kids and because she think’s it’ll be funny

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𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐮𝐩.

ᴅᴇᴊᴀ ʙʟᴜᴇ/ ʀᴇᴄᴏᴍꜱ x ꜰᴇᴍ! ꜱᴇʀɪᴀʟ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ (ᴘʟᴀᴛᴏɴɪᴄ)

Tw: murder, reader is a killer, mentions of knifes, blood, intestines, gutting, brain mater, prison, terrorism, shock collars.

A/N: I had to read this request a couple times since I didn't get the ending, it was a bit confusing. Hopefully what I came up with makes sense, sorry that it's short.

Masterlist

To this day you have no idea how you got caught, so you killed girls prettier then you so what? It was a little slip up, it was only 13 women, nothing else. The thing that made scratch people's heads is how can an innocent and pretty looking girl like you do such horrible things. It didn't matter, you were still going to be sent to prison, but not on earth, but in a human city in Pandora known of Bridgehead.

Once you were sent to the prison, you were placed in an isolated cell. They had no idea what you were capable off if placed in a cell with another female. They also didn't want have to clean up blood, guts or brain mater, so you were isolated from everyone. When leaving your cell, you had to wear an orange straight jacket and a human muzzle. You knew that everyone around you was scared of you, if they weren't, you wouldn't be dressed in a straight jacket and muzzle.

One day some military personal came to have a talk with you. They needed to catch this guy known as Jake Sully, since he had been doing 'terrorisms' crimes and so on. So they offered you a deal, if you helped them catch Jake, then you'll get sent back to earth with a clean record and some cash so that you can continue living with your life whoever you wanted. Without thinking twice you agreed.

Then you got sent to the military base, still wearing the straight jacket and the muzzle on, while your legs were chained so that you didn't try to run. Everyone was surprised to see a convict such as yourself in the base, the RDA was taking drastic measures into getting what they wanted. You were then introduced to Miles Quaritch and Lyle Wainfleet, who were giant blue kittens, you thought they looked cute. They were informed about your arrival and the whole deal you had made with the RDA. Afterwards they had taken you into a room, filled with more blue kittens.

They were all confused on why a human dressed in an orange straight jacket and a muzzle was there. "This is Y/n L/n, she is now a part of our team" Quaritch instructed the team, who were still eyeing you and wondering. "I know what you're thinking. How an innocent looking thing have committed such crime? She may look harmless but she isn't. She will gut you and use your intestines as her home décor. So, if you don't want to suffer that fate, treat her like on one of us." He continued to talk. The whole time you stared at all the kittens in the room, seen how they looked almost the same, but yet different. Their was two females and a lot of males. One you got introduced to all the team, you were taken to an isolated chamber, again.

You were given a bag with some of your stuff in them, it was mainly jewelry and a few small things such as makeup. You were also given a clothes similar to the female kittens. A sports bra, a dark green tank top, camo pants, shoes and a vest that contained some things. You were also given some kind of shock collar that you have to wear for 24 hours. Quaritch and Wainfleet had a small remote that they can press to shock you if you tried anything.

During the days before the mission, you got to meet your team mates a bit. You learned all their names and other stuff that they'd do. You didn't really caused or attempted to cause trouble, you seemed chill. But if you were to see a woman much prettier then you, then you'd almost go feral. That was when they found out about the crimes and killings you had committed, you killed women you thought were prettier then you. You really were a psycho, they thought it would be best to keep you from killing them.

The day of the mission you got dressed and were given hunting daggers instead of a gun. You had to be within a five mile radius when out with the team, if not then you'd get shocked. Once you arrived at the jungle, you were fascinated seen the it. You had never seen a jungle or forest in your life, how nice. You were basically attached to Quaritch hip while out, you stayed close to him. When you arrived at an old shack, you were instructed to look around, but stay with in five miles with the group. So you went to look around, to see if you may find something or someone important.

You weren't far until you saw a human kid and three blue kittens. They were shocked to see a human like you, but you had a good look at them, this couldn't be what Quaritch was looking for. They were still, while looking at you. Scared that you might bring them attention. You quietly spoke. "It's okay, I won't call you in" you said with smile and saw how the had a bit of a relief look. "But you might wanna get away from her, or else they'll come and get you all" you said, then your shock collar made a noise. "Found anything l/n?" Lyle asked through the mic. You stayed silent was the kids seen to freak out, then you pressed the small button and responded. "Nope, nothing boss."

You had said, while looking at the kids, then stopped pressing the button. "Ya'll should leave already" you instructed, but before leaving they said a small thank you to you and ran off as fast as they could. You went back to the team that was still in the shack. They all turn to look at you, who had a little smile on your lip and you skipped back. They felt a bit disturbed by your happy like expression. "Found anything?" Quaritch asked again and you shock your head. "Nope sir, nothing." You said, giggling.

They decide to ignore you and continued to move on. The whole time you were just smiling and giggling, thinking that you had just sent away the kids you had came across. You couldn't help but think of how he'd react if they were to find out about what you had just done.

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#avatar x reader #avatar fics #avatar requests #atwow x reader #atwow fics #atwow requests #recoms x reader #recoms x you #recoms x y/n #deja blue x reader #deja blue x you #deja blue x y/n #human reader #human y/n #female reader #female y/n #aphrodite's writing

[tired-biscuit]

(reader is a virgin)

kind big and gentle stepbro!kiba who comforts u after a breakup.. kisses, cuddles and movies for days, then yk ;)

oml, the way my mind just went fuzzy over this........ it's all under the cut <3

cw: stepcest, virginity // 18+ mdni, virgin!fem!reader, modern AU, sort of dubcon-ish?

he definitely spoils you rotten. as soon as you come crying to him about your silly ex-boyfriend leaving you for someone else, your eyes brimming with big, fat tears, his 'brotherly' instinct kicks in and he literally wants to murder the guy, even though he's secretly somewhat pleased you got your heart broken and are vulnerable as hell now.

because now that your ex is out of the picture, that means you finally have more time to spend with him. it's a sad realization for you but he makes it all better, treats your heartache as if it's his own. gives you plenty of forehead kisses, ruffles your hair, wants to hear all about your day, lets you sit on his lap as he plays games on his pc; stroking your back during breaks and whispering soft words into your ear.

he even lets you spend a couple of nights at his apartment because your parents just don't understand you, and the solace you keep seeking is only found in him. insists that you share a bed, because in no way is his precious lil' sister sleeping on the couch, like she's some common friend he sometimes allows to crash at his place.

and he uses that same excuse to cuddle you. after you both get ready for bed and slip under the covers in nothing more but your t-shirts and underwear; he's all over you. your head rests on his chest, arms and legs splayed wide apart as you lay on top of him like you're a little kitten leeching off his warmth. he's so big and strong; is willing to fight the entire world just to protect you. even his mere presence and the sound of his heartbeat calm you.

so during one of those nights, he strokes your spine all over again just like he does whilst he sits in his gaming chair. tells you how cute you look when you're tired like this, how he could just smother you in kisses. and you giggle at that, even when he tells you how sweet you smell and he runs his fingers through your hair in a way that makes you shiver and whine when he tugs just a tad bit too harshly.

you swear that you can feel something hard poking you then, and when you ask what it is because you're just so inexperienced and dumb - you'd never believe your big stepbrother would see you like that, after all - he tells you to not worry about it and to try and get some sleep, that you need it because you're still hurting, aren't you?

and you do, you do try, but he keeps kind of pressing you real tightly against him, his hands going lower than they usually go when he thinks you'd fallen asleep; way past the small of your back, tracing your cute booty over your cotton underwear until he's grabbing handfuls and spreading the plush cheeks apart gently, making your panties pull taut.

and then there's this heat forming in the pit of your stomach as his fingers accidentally reach lower and brush over your pussy, making you mewl his name out and start asking him what's going on. and he goes wide-eyed in the dark before he starts shushing you, telling you to stop making so much noise as he's carefully pushing you off of him and easing you onto your side, that the neighbours are gonna be pissed at him if you won't be a good girl and just stay quiet.

so as you clamp your mouth shut because you really don't want to get him in trouble - he treats you so kindly, after all - and he spoons you again, you can still feel that hardness poking you in the back of your thigh this time. and god, it's even bigger now as it snuggles right between your legs and applies heat and pressure right there.

you're whining again in an instant; whimpering like a little slut even if you aren't one, breathing in this hitched gasp sort of way that makes him want to snicker, but he holds himself back. especially when he starts rocking his hips into you, his hand somehow ending up right between your legs; fingers cautiously, but expertly toying with your sensitive clit that he knows nobody else had touched before because he's coaxed you into telling him days prior.

he's whispering sweet reassurances, telling you that 'this will make you feel so much better' and that he's 'only doing this to take care of you because your lousy ex-boyfriend couldn't' even though your panties are all of a sudden nowhere to be seen because of how sneakily he's dragged them down your legs, and his cock is gliding along your puffy pussy lips that are so gooey from how hot and bothered your body is getting in response to his touches.

and he's hot and bothered, too. still, he doesn't fuck you, but he does fuck your thighs. he makes you cum by slowly dragging his dick back and forth right between them, nudging your overstimulated clit every once in a while before he continues playing with it with his fingers in a way that makes your back arch against him. he never stuffs your tiny hole even if he wants to do it so bad. no, he just makes it flutter around nothing and turns it sticky by the time he becomes undone too and spills a fuckload of cum right there; right at the apex of your thighs and all over your soft cunt.

it's a moment of weakness for the both of you, one that makes you feel ashamed because of who he is to you and who you are to him. so you make him promise to never do it again, and he does give you that promise, but by the time he goes to the bathroom to shower the next morning; you're the one breaking it by following him inside for more.

after that, you stay with him at his apartment for a lot longer than you had first intended, your heartbreak forgotten but your mind still troubled with other reasons now. things escalate fast from that moment onwards, and all of a sudden he's eating your pussy every night before bed, and you're sucking his dick as he games before you're climbing into his lap just like you did before, with the exception that you're now swallowing his cum during it, too.

he teaches you all he knows about sex, makes you watch sleazy porn with him so that you can see what exactly he wants to do to you when you finally let him take your virginity. his chin resting on the top of your head as your back presses against his chest; he shows you all his favourite parts while whispering how he can't wait to bend you over like that. and you're scared but also thrilled at the thought, because he's just so big; even two of his fingers are too thick to handle, so how the hell are you going to take his cock?

and when you voice your concerns, he just smiles and kisses you softly. pulls you into his lap and promises you that he's going to make it fit. that he is going to be so gentle during it, that it'll hurt just a little at the start, even though he knows he'll probably make you ache all over in reality; that he'll make you cry when he sinks into you fully for the first time. he tells you that he'll take such good care of you, because you deserve to be taken care of by a real man, not some silly little boy like your stupid ex was.

and he is going to be your first, there's no doubt about it.

it's what his little sister deserves.

#kiba x reader #kiba smut #naruto smut #cw stepcest #cw virginity #biscuit drabbles

[m-jelly]

Bodyguard's Touch - Chapter 7

@ladycheesington <3

Pairing: Levi x Fem!Reader

Genre and tags: Modern AU, bodyguard Levi, romance, fluff, falling in love, cute, emotional hurt, comfort, protective Levi, mentions of blood, mentions of violence, jealous Levi.

What's in this chapter: You and your father talk and Levi expresses some deep emotions. Levi asks you a big important question. You hear your mother's will. Something shocking happens to you which leads to some wonderful news.

AO3 link

Part 8

Sebastian smiled at Erwin as he was informed of the plans to go to the city to get your money, once you had it you’d all be moving on. Sebastian pulled his eyes from Erwin and noticed Levi was gazing out the kitchen window at you. “Excuse me, Erwin.”

Erwin looked over at Levi. “Ah, I understand.” He chuckled. “You should talk to him.”

Sebastian walked over to his son and sighed. “What’s on your mind?”

Levi watched you walk with your father and talk. “She’s been out there for a while.”

“Mm?”

“I’m worried.”

Sebastian ruffled his son’s hair. “I get it. You want to do everything for the person you love but have faith, son. She’s strong and she finally has a parent again. She seems happy.”

Levi groaned a bit. “Dad, I feel terrible.”

“Why?”

He looked away from you and looked at his father with sad guilty eyes. “I’m happy she has a good dad in her life. I like Bruce, he’s an incredible and kind man.” He released a long sigh. “But a part of me is jealous and possessive. I want her all to myself and I want her to be with me right now, not him. I want her to cuddle and smile with me, not him.” He put his head in his hands. “I’m a terrible person.”

Sebastian smiled. “You’re not a terrible person, you’re just madly in love with her. You should talk to her.”

Levi gasped. “No! She’ll think I’m selfish and horrible.”

“She won’t. She loves you and she’ll probably feel the same.”

“Okay…”

Sebastian hugged Levi tightly. “You’re a good boy full of love and emotions. Don’t ever be ashamed of who you are.”

Levi squeezed his dad. “Promise.”

You looked over at your home to see Levi and Sebastian hugging. “Aww, so cute.”

Bruce looked over and smiled. “He’s a good man.”

You blushed. “Yeah, he’s the best.”

“You two love each other?”

You nodded. “Deeply. Like how you described you and mum were.” You stared at the picture Bruce gave you of your mum and him. “You two were so happy. I can’t believe you were ripped apart by your own brother.” You welled up. “I can’t believe my mum ran from you. She broke your heart and made you think…”

Bruce jumped when you flung yourself into his arms and hugged him. He squeezed you tightly and felt joy in his heart. “Sweetpea, please don’t be sorry. Your mother did what was best for you. Yes, I missed out on you growing up, but at least I have you back and I can be a father to you.” He cleared his throat as he felt nervous. “And maybe I can be an amazing grandfather.”

You giggled. “Yeah.” You released him and sighed. “So, what will we do about Mum being murdered?”

Bruce sighed. “Sebastian says he’s going to take it all to the police. He has some connections there that will not be bought by my brother. I’ll be helping him.”

You gazed at him. “Be careful, Dad.”

Bruce’s eyes widened before filling with tears. He smiled brightly and nodded. “I will.”

You blushed a bit. “So, I was thinking we have a father-daughter day…”

“I would love that!” He clasped his hands together. “I’ll think of something for us!”

Levi called your name as he walked closer with a blush. “Can we talk?”

You nodded. “Sure.”

He stood at your side. “Sorry for taking her, Bruce.”

Bruce winked at Levi. “Don’t be sorry, you need my daughter. I’ll go chat to your father.”

“Thanks.” Levi held your hands and gently squeezed. “It’s nothing bad against you, kitten.”

You leaned over and kissed Levi. “Something on your mind?”

“Yeah.”

You pulled him over to the lover’s swing and sat in Levi’s arms. “Take your time.”

He squeezed you as he put together his thoughts. “I uh…I had bad thoughts.”

“Bad thoughts?”

He nodded. “When I saw you with your father spending time together, I was so happy that you have a parent again. However, I was jealous.” He whined. “I want you to myself. I want to be the one to comfort you and shower you with love. I want to be the one you turn to. I want to be the one who holds you.” He whined. “I’m sorry, I’m a horrible person.”

“You’re not horrible.” You sat up and gazed at Levi. “You are incredible and wonderful. You are just filled with so much love for me. I feel the same as you. I get possessive and jealous. I want you all to myself.”

“You feel the same?”

You nodded. “I do. I really do.” You kissed him and smiled. “We’ve always been together. We’ve not been apart since we first met. We’re very dependent on each other and that’s okay.”

He sniffed a bit. “You’re not mad or disappointed in me?”

You cupped his face and held back squeals due to how adorable he looked. “No, I’m not mad or disappointed. I think you’re the best thing to ever happen to me. Levi Ackerman, I love you with all my heart and soul. I don’t ever want to be apart from you.”

Levi gazed at you. “Marry me.”

Your eyes widened. “H-huh!?”

He grabbed your hands and squeezed them. “You’re right, so right. There is no one I want more in my life. You are my forever, you are my happy ending, you are my life and my soul. I want to be with you until the end of time.”

You welled up. “Levi.”

“Marry me.”

You smiled and nodded. “Yes. Yes, I want to marry you.”

He crashed his lips against yours and moaned a little. “Oh, wait I need a ring!”

You giggled. “I don’t need one.”

“I want to get you one.”

“Well, I’m happy to get something simple.”

He sighed as he played with your hands. “Mm. You deserve better than simple.” He jumped to his feet and pulled you against him. “We have to go! We have to get the ring, now.”

You laughed as you ran with Levi. “Okay!”

Levi ignored the stares of his parents, your father and Erwin because he was a man on a mission. He ran with you into town and slowed down when he reached the shop he wanted. He squeezed your hand as he looked at the jewellery store. “Let’s look.”

You walked inside with him. “Can I buy a ring for you?”

Levi blushed hard. “Y-Yes.”

You giggled. “Good!”

He walked around the room with you and stopped by the rings. “So many…” He huffed. “Needs to be perfect.”

You kissed Levi’s cheek. “You pick mine and I’ll pick yours.”

“Okay.”

You turned your back to Levi and looked at the rings for men. You spotted the perfect one for Levi which was a simple black steel ring that you knew would look incredible on Levi. You pointed to it and told them Levi’s ring size. You paid for it and turned to Levi to see he was just paying as well. You smiled at him before walking out together with blushes.

Levi walked with you to your favourite spot just out of town, it was a cute bench that looked out at the land and was so peaceful. He pulled you to sit next to him and fiddled with the bag he had. “I have the perfect ring.”

You grinned. “Me too.”

He opened the bag and showed you the ring box. He opened it to reveal a white gold ring with a simple decoration and stones. “I know you like simple and delicate things, so I thought this was perfect. It reminds me a bit of winter and ice.”

You gasped in delight. “It’s incredible.”

“You like it?”

“I love it.” You offered your hand to your lover. “It’s the perfect engagement ring.”

Levi slipped the ring on. “I’m glad you like it.”

You leaned closer and kissed Levi. “Thank you.” You admired your ring. “It’s just so beautiful.”

“You’re more beautiful.”

“Smooth talker.”

He blushed. “Um…can…can I see my ring?”

You pulled out the ring box and opened it. “It’s not as pretty as yours, but I saw it and thought of you.”

Levi grabbed the ring and put it on. “It’s perfect. I love it.” He gazed at it on his ring finger and began blushing hard. “I love it. I love you.” He cupped your face and kissed you. “You’re my everything.” He pulled you onto his lap. “Our wedding!”

You giggled. “I have an idea about that.”

“You do?”

You nodded and shifted on his lap. “The money my mother saved…I think some of it should go towards our wedding. I know not all of it can because spending millions on a wedding seems a bit too much.”

Levi frowned. “I think it is perfectly reasonable because you deserve to be treated like a Queen.”

You hummed a laugh. “No, Levi. I’m not spending millions on a wedding. I think the money will go a bit towards it and some towards our kids.”

Levi blushed hard. “Yes, it’s perfect for our kids.”

You kissed Levi and sighed. “We should head home and tell our parents.”

Levi squeezed you. “Mum will go crazy.”

“She probably will. It’ll be cute.”

He hummed a laugh. “Yeah.”

You fixed your outfit and released a long sigh. “Do I look okay?”

Levi cupped your face and kissed the end of your nose. “You look incredible.”

You let out a long sigh. “Can’t believe I’m going to the reading of my mother’s will.” You nibbled your lip. “Will they be there?”

Levi nodded as he fixed your hair. “Likely.”

“I’m nervous and scared.”

“I won’t leave your side, okay?”

You nodded and pressed against Levi. “Mm.”

Levi massaged his fingers into your hair. “You don’t have to go. Erwin has said he’s happy to go on our behalf.”

“I have to, for my mother.”

“You’re so strong.”

You whined. “Thank you.”

Bruce walked over to you as he adjusted his suit. “You both okay?”

Levi rubbed your back. “She’s a bit worried.”

“We won’t let the Carters get close to you, okay?”

You nodded. “Yes. Thank you, Dad.”

He whined. “Sorry, I’m not used to it yet. It makes me too happy.”

“I’m glad.”

He cleared his throat. “I should let you be comforted by your fiancé and not me.”

Levi gave you a little push. “Go hug him. Only one though and then you’re mine.”

You giggled and kissed Levi’s cheek. “Good boy.”

“Hm.”

You hurried over to Bruce and hugged him. “It’ll get better, Dad. Today will be a goodbye to them.”

He squeezed you. “You’re right.”

You welled up. “And to Mum.”

Levi hugged you tightly. “It’s okay. We’ll be at your side the whole time.”

You sniffed and nodded. “Mm.”

Bruce smiled softly. “I’ll drive, you two sit in the back.”

Levi pulled you into the back of the car and held you. He kissed your temple and hummed in happiness. He took your left hand and smiled softly. “What are we going to do about our wedding cake, Mrs Ackerman?”

You blushed hard. “Mm…well…I could make it, but I think your Mum wants to.” You released a long sigh. “Your Mum is incredible at cooking and baking. I’m so well-fed since she’s been here.”

Levi chuckled. “She likes people to be full.”

“She’s been teaching me some recipes. I have asked her if I can make some of the stuff in the bakery and she’s given me the thumbs up.”

“That’s wonderful.”

You snuggled up to Levi. “I hope my cooking and baking are good. Your mother is incredible and my stuff is just okay.”

Levi cupped your face. “Are you kidding me? Your food and baking are the best in the world. I love everything you make. I look forward to your food. Please, don’t stop cooking and baking at home.”

You pressed your face against Levi’s chest. “Mm…okay.”

“Good girl.” Levi held you and closed his eyes for a while. He took a small nap before waking up when the sounds of the city started to irritate him. He looked out and knew in that moment that he was glad he moved away. Levi was always pissed off in the city because deep down he hated it. He looked down at you and his irritation went away. Love filled his heart as you made him feel safe and happy.

You lifted your head and yawned. “Mm, I knew it. I could just feel that we were in the city.” You sighed. “I felt restless.”

“I’m the same here. I don’t like the place.”

You shifted in your seat and sighed. “Dad, are we almost there?”

He glanced in the mirror. “Yeah, just down the road. It’ll be okay.”

You gripped Levi’s hand. “Yes, it’ll be okay.”

Levi kissed the back of your hand. “Think about our wedding and the kids we’ll have.”

You smiled softly. “Yeah…”

Bruce pulled up and looked over to Erwin pulling up with Levi’s parents in the car. “All right, let’s go.”

Levi got out and helped you out of the car. “You don’t have to say anything in there, okay?”

You nodded. “Yeah. Thank you.”

Levi kissed your forehead. “You’re so strong.”

“I am.”

Erwin walked over and sighed. “Ready to go in?”

Levi looked down at you. “Well, kitten?”

You nodded. “Let’s do this.”

Levi held you close as you both moved inside the building with Erwin, Levi’s parents and your dad leading. You gripped Levi tightly as your nerves filled through you. You gulped hard as you fought your worries. “Wedding…babies.”

Levi looked down at you. “Yes.”

You smiled a little. “Pretty wedding and cute babies.”

“You’ve got it.” He chuckled. “We’ll have the best wedding and family.”

Bruce opened the door to the meeting room and sighed. “I’m not surprised they got here first.” He looked over at you. “Hold your head high, okay?”

You nodded. “I will.”

Levi held your hand and walked with you to two seats that were waiting for you. He kept a tight hold of your hand as the Carters glared at you. Levi saw you were getting nervous under the glares. “What dress are you going to wear for our wedding?”

You locked eyes with Levi. “Mm…something simple.”

“You know, you could wear anything and look incredible.”

You giggled. “Even if it was a night dress.”

“Yep.”

You placed your hand on his thigh and squeezed. “Shall we go dress and suit shopping after this?”

He kissed you. “Yeah, I think that’d be perfect.”

“Whore.” Heather glared at you and Levi kissing.

You grabbed Levi and kissed him with passion. “Mine.”

Levi purred. “Mine.”

Joy tutted. “Don’t worry, Heather, you’ll get a better man. You deserve a diamond, not dirt.”

Kuchel growled. “Better to have a child out of love, than two from an affair.”

You cleared your throat. “Levi?”

Levi smiled at you. “Our babies will be so adorable. What names are you thinking?”

You blushed. “Um…Daisy for a girl? Lilly is cute and Evan.”

He kissed your temple. “Perfect.”

The lawyer walked in and smiled when he saw Sebastian. “Seb, hey.”

Sebastian shook his hand. “Good to see you again. Thank you for reading this will officially for us.”

“My pleasure. It’s about time someone put them lot are put in their place.”  He sat down and opened his file. “We are gathered here to read the will of,” he said your mother’s name and smiled at you. “Please remain quiet as I do.” He read through it all that stated millions were all yours and the Carters, except for Burce, were not allowed to get anywhere near you or the money. If the Carters went for you, legal action would take place. He called your name as he smiled. “We just need you to sign a few papers and the money is all yours.”

You smiled. “Thank you.”

Chester shot to his feet. “That money is mine!”

The lawyer shook his head. “No, you gave it away. You paid her to be quiet. Therefore, the money is your niece’s.”

Bruce stood between you and Chester. “Leave my daughter alone.”

Chester snarled. “That woman was mine and you took her! That girl there should have been my daughter!”

“She never loved you. You were obsessed and a stalker. All you are, are a cold-hearted man with a wife who loathes you, two children who aren’t yours and both are terrified of you. You have nothing good to offer this world. Your company is full of manipulation and crime. Your products are cheap shit with an expensive label slapped on them.”

The lawyer smiled, but he was only being polite. “May I ask all members of the Carter family, except Bruce, now leave? We are about to sign the forms and when we do, you all have to stay away.”

You hurried over to the table. “I’m ready to sign. I want them gone.”

He presented the papers to you. “All yours.”

You picked up the pen and signed the forms. “Goodbye, Mum.”

Levi hugged you. “Well done.” He stared at the Carters as they shouted at you and called you names. “Tch.”

You looked up at Levi and smiled. “Kiss.”

He leaned down and kissed you. “You can have all the kisses.”

You hummed a laugh. “Good.”

The lawyer cleared his desk up. “We should go to the bank and get you access to the money and do the transfer.”

Levi pulled you along as he followed the lawyer’s lead. He held you inside the bank and couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw your bank account after the transfer. You were set for many lifetimes. He held you as you got emotional. Levi knew things were going to get a bit rough with the Carters trying to get the money, but he promised to himself that he was going to make everything better for you. He was going to make sure you were always happy.

You hummed in thought as you looked at some flowers. You frowned and pouted a bit before turning to Kuchel. “I don’t know.”

Kuchel picked up some lavender. “How about this?”

You gasped in delight. “Yes! I think Levi would love them at our wedding.”

Kuchel noted it down. “Perfect! Lavender at a wedding.”

You released a long sigh and looked out the shop window to see Erwin walking with a curvy local girl. You smiled at how both were laughing and flirting. You grabbed Kuchel’s arm when they held hands and kissed. “Yes! Finally!”

Kuchel squealed in delight. “Yes! Oh, perfect! They’re the best couple.”

“Erwin loves his ladies nice and plump. Those thick thighs of hers and that booty is his calling.” You hummed a laugh. “Kate is wonderful though. She’s so cool and kind.”

“I hope he invites her to the wedding.”

“He better.” You pouted. “I’ll make him invite her.”

Kuchel laughed. “You just want him to be happy.”

“I do. He’s done so much for me. He’s a good man.”

Kuchel turned and gazed at you. She smiled softly as love filled her heart. “I’m honoured to have you as my daughter-in-law.” She welled up. “I just love you so much.”

You hummed a laugh. “I love you too and I see you as a mother.”

“I’m glad.” She hugged you tightly as she giggled. “I’m so happy.”

“Me too.”

She released you and sighed. “Let’s look more at some flowers!”

You nodded with a sweet smile. “We picked lavender, right?”

“Yes!” She walked away. “I think wildflowers would be good, don’t you? You’re having a nice country town wedding.” She turned to look at you. “Oh, but it’s not my choice. Sorry, I got too excited.”

You giggled. “It’s okay. This makes me feel like I’m out with my mother planning my wedding. I never got the chance, so I’m living this perfect moment with you. I love it.”

Kuchel softly said your name as her eyes filled with tears. “Really?”

You nodded and bowed a little. “Thank you.”

Kuchel clasped her hands together in front of her chest. She grinned brightly and felt so much happiness inside her. She flinched when the glass behind you shattered and a red mark appeared just above your collarbone and then another near your gut. She watched in horror as you collapsed in front of her and the sounds of something fast flying past her head. She dove for you and held you close and felt something hot and wet on her skin. She looked out the window to see someone in all black get onto a motorbike and race off, but a sheriff’s car quickly followed.

Kuchel looked down at your face to see you were fighting hard to keep your eyes open. She looked up and saw Erwin was holding Kate. “HELP!” Kuchel panted and screamed again. “HELP!”

Erwin sprinted over to Kuchel as he pulled Kate along. He shoved the door open. “Kuchel!? You were here?”

Kuchel sobbed your name. “She’s been shot! Get an ambulance.”

The shop owner hurried over. “I’ve called them!” He pointed to his phone. “On with them now. They say put pressure on her wounds.” He nodded. “Yes…yes…okay! Press the one near her gut the most and keep her awake.”

Erwin tapped on his phone. “I’ll call Levi.” He gripped the phone tightly. “Levi, you need to get to the florists, now.” He gulped and said your name. “She’s…she’s been shot. There’s blood…get here.”

Kuchel put pressure on your wound near your gut. “Hold on, please hold on.”

You tried to take a breath, but it felt like something was wrong with your lungs. “Kuchel…it’s okay…”

She welled up. “I’m so sorry.”

“Not…your…fault.”

“Hold on, please. You need to marry Levi and be happy.”

You smiled. “Promise.” You gulped. “Are you…okay?”

“I didn’t get shot.” She shook a little. “Now is not the time to think of me.”

You panted as you tried to fight exhaustion. You grunted and smiled when you heard the ambulance. “It’ll be…okay.” You turned your head when you heard Levi shouting your name. “Levi.”

Levi stumbled into the shop and stopped when he saw you. He shook as he said your name. “You…”

You reached out to him with a shaky hand. “Levi.”

Levi dropped to his knees and held your hand. “I’m here.” He kissed your hand. “I’m right here.”

You smiled at Levi’s tears running down his cheeks. “Don’t cry…it’ll be…okay…”

“I can’t lose you. I can’t.”

You gulped. “Lavender.”

He frowned. “What?”

You smiled. “Lavender…for…wedding.”

His eyes widened before a smile spread on his face. “Perfect. I love that idea.” Levi shifted a bit for the paramedics to treat you. “Keep your eyes open, okay?”

You hummed. “Yeah.”

Levi kept a tight hold of your hand. He hurried with you to the ambulance once they’d stopped the bleeding. He sat in the ambulance with your blood all over him. He shook a little as his tears ran down his cheeks. He looked over at you as you lay on the bed with your eyes closed. He reached over and held your hand. He sniffed a bit and tried to keep his thoughts positive. He focused on the last things you said to him about lavender.

He ran with the paramedics inside the hospital but felt panic fill him when they wouldn’t let him go with you. “Please, I have to be with her.”

The doctor smiled. “She’ll be okay. We’re taking her for surgery. Please, wait out here with the nurses and we’ll bring her back all fixed.”

Levi shook a little. “But…”

A nurse rubbed his back. “Come sit with me. I’ll get you something to drink. I would offer you some clothes, but the cops will need to talk to you.”

Levi sat and hummed. “Okay.” He accepted his tea and talked to the police. He watched his mother talk to the police as well before he rushed to her and held her. “Thank you, Mum.”

Kuchel squeezed her son. “I’m sorry she got hurt under my watch.”

Levi released her. “There was nothing you could have done. I’m just glad you were there for her. I don’t know what I would have done if she was alone.”

A detective nodded and sighed as he talked to Erwin. “Thank you. Um, Mr Ackerman and Mrs Ackerman, I hate to do this but we need your clothes for evidence.”

The nurse smiled. “I’ll get you some scrubs to wear.”

Levi walked with the nurse to the bathroom and cleaned up in the showers. He changed into the scrubs and watched the police bag his clothes and take them. “Did you catch the shooter?”

The officer nodded. “We did thanks to the fast-acting sheriff, he might be old but he was determined.”

“Good. Thank you.”

“I hope she gets better.”

Levi nodded. “Thank you, me too.” He moved over to the waiting area and sat down. “Anything yet?”

Kuchel shook her head. “Nothing.”

Levi put his head in his hands. “Fuck.”

“No news is good news.”

Erwin paced. “She’s right.”

Bruce sprinted down the hall calling your name. “Where is she? Where is my daughter?”

Erwin stopped him. “In surgery, that’s all we know.”

“My poor baby.” He looked over at Levi. “Levi…” He pulled Levi into his arms and hugged him. “She’ll be okay.”

Levi released Bruce when he saw the doctor walk over. “Is she okay?”

The doctor pulled their mask off and smiled. “She did amazing. We’ve stopped the bleeding. Nothing vital was damaged. Your fiancée and baby are perfectly healthy.”

Levi gulped hard. “Baby?”

The doctor stared at Levi. “You didn’t know?”

“No…no we…she doesn’t know.”

The doctor blushed. “Well, she is and she’s two months along.”

Levi blushed when he remembered your passionate lovemaking session when you said no condom. “That’s…wonderful.” He welled up and couldn’t stop smiling. “I can’t wait to tell her the news.”

“I’ll take you to her room.” He laughed as Levi’s parents and your dad celebrated the news of being grandparents. “Ready?”

Levi nodded and followed the doctor. “Thank you for saving her.”

“I’m glad I could save her and the baby.” They opened the door. “Have a full life with them.”

“I promise.”

“I’ll leave you be.”

Levi bowed his head before he approached you. He sat on the bed and held your hand. “Wake up soon. Wake up and tell me you love me.”

You groaned. “Love you.”

Levi’s eyes widened as he said your name. “You’re awake? How are you awake already?”

You opened your eyes and smiled weakly. “I was beckoned by your voice.”

“Flirt.”

“Kiss.”

Levi leaned down and kissed you. “I have something to tell you.”

You frowned. “What is it? Is it something bad? Did the shooter get away?”

Levi rubbed your cheek. “They caught him. I have something more important to tell you.”

“Did Kuchel get hurt?”

“No, she’s fine.” He cupped your face. “Kitten, you’re pregnant.”

Your eyes widened. “What?”

“Two months. The doctor found out while you were in surgery.” He smiled. “We’re going to have a baby.”

You cried hard. “A baby!”

“Are you okay?”

“I’m so happy!”

Levi chuckled. “Me too.”

You sniffed and tried to rub your tears. “Really? You’re happy?”

“I am.” He laughed. “This is perfect.” He covered your face in kisses. “I love you.”

“I love you so much.”

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[dismemberment-on-a-tuesday-night]

You can't Follow Your Heart if there's a Stake Through It part eight

TW: murder, mild gore, blood, minor character death, vampire hunting, corpse exhumation, referenced kidnapping, mild sexual harassment, referenced pet whump, creepy whumper, stoic whumper, human whumpers, vampire whumpee, whumper x whumper

Jacob loved hunting. Of course, he was going to miss Rurik the entire time they were apart. But graveyards were beautiful this time of day.

The vampire activity reported to Karina's office was only an excuse for him to enjoy the beauty of sunlight lighting up the snow capped headstones.

He idly wondered whether it would be worth it to kill his hunting partner. This dry spell was driving him nuts. But Huckleberry was a nice enough guy, and hadn't really done anything to turn Jacob against him.

Huck would make a cute corpse though, and there was nothing to stop Jacob from fantasizing about that. His skin color was what Jacob's oil paint pallet called "Appalachian brown", and might fade to more of a "deep taupe" in the hours after his death. And his black eyes would look so nice with their cheerful lights gone out

But Angelique had made it clear that if one more of Jacob's hunting partners went missing, she would launch a full investigation. It wasn't worth the risk.

"So…" Huck said, his voice the same shade of green as the pine trees growing in the graveyard. "I heard you kidnapped someone."

"Did Clara tell everyone?" Jacob whined. "She's such a bitch."

Huck plunged his shovel into the frozen earth. Determined to make short time of this task, Jacob helped him dig. This was the worst time of year for corpse exhumation, but the weather was lovely. A cold breeze swept through the cemetery and nipped at Jacob's ears, stirring up snowflakes on its way.

"I heard it from Mel, who heard it from Keith, who heard it from Wendy, who heard it from Drake, who heard it from Clara," Huck said without stopping to take a single breath. "The gossip's that you kidnapped some feral Russian vampire who you're in love with."

"Rurik isn't feral!" Jacob snapped, before realizing he was telling a bald-faced lie. "Okay, maybe he is. But you don't get to insult the love of my life. I'm trying to civilize him, anyway."

"Okay okay, sheesh. I was just getting my facts straight. Anyway, what are you doing with a feral vampire?"

"Romancing him, obviously." Jacob took off his jacket, overheating from the physical labor even in subzero temperatures. "I bought him a kitten and everything."

"That's weirdly sweet. I didn't know vampires liked animals."

"Rurik likes animals more than he likes people. I found him living in the woods like Tarzan's Alaskan cousin. I was doing him a favor by bringing him back to civilization, but he's still upset. It's ridiculous. I'm trying to make things easier on him, even if he's terrified out of his wits at all times."

"Sounds like you have your work cut out for you. I've never tried to domesticate a vampire myself, but I know some people who keep 'em as pets. Maybe you should look at their blogs or the books they've published. Might have some tricks and tips for you."

"That's a damn good idea," Jacob said. "Hey, do you think it happens the other way too? Vampires keeping humans as pets, I mean. I know familiars are a thing. But that's a bit different, yeah?"

"There was a documentary about that a few years ago. I forget the name. All about escaped bloodbag slaves and even pets. The production seemed a bit exploitative. But I'm sure they got paid handsomely for their testimonies."

"I'll have to look it up."

Huck's shovel hit the wood of a coffin. It was buried far too shallow in earth's embrace, highly suspicious under these circumstances. He and Jacob made short time of exhuming it and left it lying on the snowy ground.

"Let's stick to stakes, not other kinds of wood, huh?" Huck said. "I don't want to get in trouble for you."

"Sure sure." Jacob chose not to take offense. "Open the lid."

Huck took a deep breath, steadying the stake in his hand, and pulled the lif off. The body inside was surely a vampire, without a drop of doubt in a sea of evidence.

Her beauty was enchanting, in a way even the most skilled of morticians could not create with chemical elixirs. The sunlight played on her pure white skin like false daylight at midnight reflected off snowbanks.

Based on his knowledge of how vampire subspecies had evolved over time, Jacob assumed her to have been turned sometime in the Victorian Era. Recently enough to have the trait of eternal youthfulness, but before the notion of vampires burning in the sun was created in the 1920s.

Jacob unbuttoned her blouse, to make the staking process easier. It seemed almost a shame to kill someone so beautiful. But he didn't dare voice that thought in front of his hunting partner.

Huck braced the point of his stake over her heart, and carefully lined up his hammer over it. Jacob watched with marked fascination- or perhaps more than that- ready to aid Huck with the silver blade in his hand if the need arose.

Blood and falling snow mixed together in the coffin, staining the vampire's unnaturally pale skin. Huck's muscular arm rose and fell, bringing the hammer down to drive the stake deeper into the vampire's heart.

In spite of the gory display, Jacob could think of nothing but how his partner looked like some demigod of old, slaying a monster on behalf of its innocent human victims. Crimson blood stained his large hands, and clung to the brown flesh of his arms. His face was stalwart and grim, betraying no disgust at this gruesome murder.

On autopilot, Jacob dumped a bottle of holy water on the now dead vampire. Her flesh sizzled and melted at the contact. Huck pulled out her fangs with a pair of pliers, for proof of the kill, and slipped them into his breast pocket.

They worked together to push the coffin back into the grave. Covering it back up with dirt was the most tedious part of their task, but didn't take as long as the initial exhumation.

Their conversation resumed as normal as they walked towards the gate of the cemetery, as though nothing the least bit disturbing had occurred during their stroll.

"So-" Huck rubbed his blood stained hands together, trying to warm them back up. "-You still gonna be baking your bread in cold ovens now that you've got a boyfriend?"

"...Why did you just use an ancient Egyptian euphemism for necrophilia?"

"Why not? It sounds funnier than 'Are you still into corpses or did you just fuck them because you were too socially awkward to ask anyone out?' Besides, I like history."

"I don't know," Jacob said slowly. "But I've thought about those kinds of questions a lot lately. I've always kept company with dead people. Killing vampires. Screwing corpses. I've got quite the reputation now. I'd like to be normal. With a boyfriend and all that. But I don't know how things will go."

"Good luck, man." Huck clapped Jacob on the back. "You might be weird as hell, but you're a sweet guy. I hope everything turns out alright."

Jacob flinched at the first physical affection he had received in… months. Maybe even years. It felt nice, but terribly wrong at the same time.

If he didn't know better, he would murder Huckleberry right then and there. Just so he wouldn't end up disappointing him eventually.

"Wanna keep being partners?" Jacob asked nervously. "Today wasn't that difficult. But I get the feeling we'll work well together on more difficult hunts."

"Sounds good to me. Hey dude, you look tired as hell. Let me drive you back to the base."

Jacob handed Huck the keys to his pickup truck, trying not to freak out like an idiot when their hands brushed together. Huck had such nice hands too, from an artistic angle, with large square fingers and pale palms that complemented his dark skin.

The drive back was quiet, as Jacob always felt too embarrassed by his taste in music to play it in front of other people. It was mostly gothy death metal, and Huck seemed like the kind of guy who went for bluegrass or something.

Huck parked much closer to the base than Jacob usually did, and handed him back his keys when they were both standing in the parking lot.

"I'll write up the report and give the fangs to Karina," Huck said. "I know you get stressed out with that stuff."

"Thanks." Jacob awkwardly rubbed the back of his neck as he told his worst pickup line. "Next time we're hunting you should nearly get killed so I'll have an excuse to hug you. That'd be nice."

After getting used to being called a creep or told to fuck off, he hadn't expected Huck to actually hug him. It had been years since anyone had been this affectionate towards Jacob. Touch starved didn't even begin to explain his feelings.

Jacob melted into Huck's strong arms and tried valiantly not to cry. This man was now his only friend, and he had no desire to embarrass himself in front of him. But, somehow, he thought that Huck wouldn't mind a bit of sensitivity.

Neither of them spoke until Jacob grew overwhelmed and pulled away.

"You look like you needed that," Huck said, without a hint of judgment in his deep green voice.

"Yeah, I really did." Jacob smiled softly at him. "Thank you."

They walked back inside together, with Huck's arm resting on Jacob's shoulder in a friendly sort of way. Jacob's heart was full to bursting, and he was quickly growing to consider this week the best of his life.

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[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

Hello!

Hope you are having a good day/evening!

So, I wanted to ask if you had any headcanons for the sonic kids in situations of bring your kid to work day.

Like Tom bringing the kids to patrols or the office and Maddie taking them to the veterinary clinic (I think that's how it's spelt).

Take care!

Hi! Tom and Maddie taking the kids to work seems like a recipe for disaster waiting to happen XD. But at the same time, it could be a day where they learn more about their boys, in more ways than one.

Tom’s job at the sheriffs office:

Tom has had experience on how to bringing kids along to work due to him taking Sonic into the office from time to time. The only difference is that he has to take 3 of them and tries to keep an eye on, which proves to be pretty hectic.

Since he’s the sheriff, it means that he’s at the station for majority of the day so he definitely tries to keep them entertained for as long as he can while trying to do his job.

Having them just sitting around the office is proven to be a bad idea after 15 minutes due to them getting into mischief or in mostly Tails and Knuckles’ case, curiosity as to how everyone works in the office. It usually ended up with all three of them messing with the other officers including Wade who honestly tries his best but did not sign up to be a part time babysitter to his best friends children with no warning.

When he does take them on patrols, Sonic usually tries to “race” the cruiser by basically keeping up with it. Tails is in the passenger seat, taking notes on all the devices the car has and attempts to convince Tom to let him drive for a bit to no avail. Knuckles is just chilln on the roof of the car, says it makes him feel “like he can see any invaders that come their way.”

Lunch breaks would just be Tom telling them, “You can take what looks appetizing but nothing with too much sugar, otherwise your mom will murder all of us for that.” They didn’t listen of course.

Afterwards, he lets them sort out some paper work for some of the employees that weren’t there that day. Tails mostly got his pile done while Sonic made paper airplanes and little statues from paper clips while Knuckles kept breaking the keys on the boards and the back up keyboards.

Near the end of his shift, he gives them one more chance to try to do something that won’t end in chaos as a result. Helping the local flock of ducks cross the road.

The task is proven to be a success with each of them stopping traffic safely and guiding all of the ducks across the street, save for one that tried to attack Sonic after he tries to pick up one of the ducklings,

Eventually, Tom does let Tails try driving the cruiser for a bit in one of the empty parking lots near the office, but only if he’s sitting with him in the passenger seat and is driving under 15 miles. The kid still enjoys it regardless.

At the end of the day, he doesn’t mind spending time with his boys at his job, he just won’t do it every week…or every other month.

Maddie’s job at the clinic

The Wachowski bros spending the day at the clinic is a different experience than going to the sheriff’s office. What’s one way to get a kids attention and keep them busy for a while? Surround them with cute animals, even if the kids themselves are animals.

Maddie would let them help out with the less complicated stuff since they’re not familiar with everything, like refilling the dry food bowls in the cages or walking some of the older dogs around the property.

But for most of the day, she just lets them hang out in the room where adoptees can play with puppies and kittens before they adopt them. Sonic’s been in there on a few occasions but tries not to get too aquatinted with the puppies since he thinks he’ll betray Ozzie’s trust if he does.

Knuckles is more fond of the kittens, he finds the sounds of their tiny purring rather soothing and calming. At one point he’s surrounded by a whole litter of them while they nap in his arms, on his legs and on his head and refuses to move in order of not disturbing them

Tails, oddly enough, prefers going into the room where they house birds who are injured and are there for a check up. He mostly spends the time watching them fly around, having small conversations with some that are able to talk and studying their wing span and taking notes on how different earth’s birds are than the ones from his home planet.

On this certain day however, they get a call about a stray mutt that was injured in a hit and run on the highway and would need emergency surgery. She doesn’t let the kids in the room and has them sit in the waiting area until the procedure is done. The one thing she didn’t take note on how much the suddenness of the situation affected them cause as soon as she came out after the surgery was done, she was bombarded with questions and worried looks on their faces, asking if the dog was alright.

Even after she explained that everything was okay and calmed them down, she could still tell that the ordeal bothered them. So with permission, she allowed the boys to visit the dog once he woke up from the anesthesia and kept he company so it wouldn’t feel too lonely, with Maddie joining them on her break. The boys (mostly Sonic) decide to give the dog the nickname “Lucky”, due to the sure luck of him getting through such an ordeal and able to keep going as if he was invincible.

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[ateezyuri]

a to z with . . . yuri !

a is for ... “ATINY are the prettiest and most loveliest people in the world...i love you more than my cats!”

b is for ... “BITCH, you better be joking.” “never quote euphoria again.”

c is for ... “CATS are forever superior. i don’t care if leo keeps knocking your stuff down! he does it to show his love! hONGJOONG DO NOT THREATEN MY CHILD!”

d is for ... “DUDE — i am just trying to summon good vibes, i am NOT trying to hex wooyoung...why would you say that?”

e is for ... “ENOUGH of this madness!! if i hear the ponytail song ONE more time, i will rip someone’s head off.”

f is for ... “FRIENDS who really love you will deal with you even if you are being the most annoying or most overdramatic person ever. ateez deals with me all the time — so i think that they are my best friends.”

g is for ... “GUYS, GUYS, GUYS! will you PLEASE stop trying to manhandle me? LET ME WIN PLEASE, WHEN HAVE I EVER WRONGED YOU?”

h is for ... “HONGJOONG said i wasn’t allowed to attempt to murder my members...but hongjoong isn’t here so you better choose your last words wisely!”

i is for ... “I’M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR, AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR, SAID ‘I’M FINE’ BUT IT WASNT TRUE — I DONT WANNA KEEP SECERTS JUST TO KEEP YOU AND I SNUCK IN THROUGH THE GARDEN GATE EVERY NIGHT THAT SUMMER JUSTER TO SEAL MY FATE — AND I SCREAMED FOR WHATEVER IT’S WORTH — I LOVE YOU AINT THAT THE WORST THING YOUVE EVER HEARD?”

j is for ... “JOKES on you, i already cry myself to sleep every night — so your comment didnt mean shit to me!”

k is for ... “KILLING eve is one of the best t.v series ever. i would let eve and villanelle run me over and call it a day.” “YURI?!?” “I WAS JOKING!”

l is for ... “LETS be honest...i AM the hottest person in the room right now.”

m is for ... “MINT chocolate chip icecream is for hot people only — if you don’t like it then...sucks to suck i guess.”

n is for ... “NEVER thought i would say this...but wooyoung is right, for once.”

o is for ... “ORIGINALLY, i was going to tell jongho i loved him. but now it’s time to unlock phase two — blackmail him.” “YURI NO—"

p is for ... “PAIN. all i feel is pain.”

q is for ... “QUICK! spit in yunho’s drink! i’m not doing it — you can face his wrath, and if he asks, i had nothing to do with this.”

r is for ... “RESPECTFULLY fuck off if you dont like taylor swift, this is NOT a safe spot for taylor swift haters. end of discussion.”

s is for ... “SANNIE is just like a little kitten, he’ll come up to me, lean his head down and ask for head pets. somedays i just want to put him in a chokehold and give him all the loves.” “you mean a hug?” “yeah that too.”

t is for ... “TEEZERS? are you calling us teezers because we always spoil?” “you mean YOU always spoil?” “....what makes you say that?”

u is for ... “UNTIL you give me a valid reason on why i should not self sabotage tonight — i am going to do it. and telling me my therapist wouldnt be proud is NOT going to do it.”

v is for ... “VERY bold of you to assume i know how to do basic math — i got held back a year for a reason.”

w is for ... “WHENEVER i think i have it bad (living with boys), i remember others have it worse.” “who?” “lottie.”

x is for ... “XOXO, a mentally ill bitch.”

y is for ... “YUQI is my favorite person in the world, she’s my girl — she’s my best friend! i love her so so so much, i don’t know what i’d do without her.”

z is for ... “ZOOM in on hongjoong, doesn’t he look so cute right now?” “do you have a death wish?” “i’m not scared of no man, especially not joongje, LOOK HOW SOFT HE LOOKS!”

tags: @chaerincore @atzaria @softieteez @ateezjuliet @lunarxsun @m00niesk7 @filmyoongs @shinyddeonghwa

#ㅤ 𖤐 ʾ ⠀ ❪ ⠀ TWISTING MY STARS INTO SHADOWS ⠀ ╲ ⠀ MISC⠀ ‧ #aesocnet #mochiocnet #deluxeocnet #kpop oc #ateez added member #ateez female oc #ateez oc member #ateez extra member #ateez ninth member #ateez female member #ateez addition #ateez female addition #ateez 9th member #ateez blurbs #kpop added member #kpop addition #kpop extra member

[madrabbitwords]

Confessions of an Empress, Year 4

mmmmmmm

Month 4, Year 4

His majesty has met Miss Britannia Martinson at a spring festival and decided to add her to the harem. She’s twenty years old and very astute for a commoner. She is also determined to hate me, and doesn’t seem very keen on the children either. Definitely banned from the Innermost Garden. 

Month 5, Year 4

Azura has given birth! She has twins as well, young lord Tobin and young lady Hildred. They both resemble her quite closely, not one red hair from Tod on either of their heads. While I can only feel this is a good thing, I would be glad to see more red pop up in our family tree. Mother’s eyes were red, and I was always jealous of them. 

Month 6, Year 4

Another birthday has come to pass. The flowers are mid-bloom here in my massive garden. His majesty appeared briefly, from quite a distance away, to wave a congratulations and disappear over a ridge. He does not seem interested in greeting his offspring outside of birthdays. I wonder if that’s because we are not fond of each other and he suspects me of poisoning them against him? (If that’s the case he is right to stay out of reach; Lyrica is still growing and her arms get longer every day. She is becoming adept at somehow destroying things that should be just out of her reach. Quite vexing; I am so proud of her.) I have received word, as well, that Lady Monday is pregnant and expecting his majesty’s next child! Excellent news. Finally his majesty will not have to visit me to be a father to his children (not that he does that anyway). I shall have to send her a gift, despite our mild distaste for each other.

Month 8, Year 4

Azura is having a birthday in the estate and I have sent gifts along. She writes of her desire to visit but apparently Tod is wary of letting her leave the estate with the twins still so young and she doesn’t disagree. I write to tell her I understand utterly and wish her all the best, and also to please twist Tod’s ear for me at the nearest opportunity. (She sends a note with a pressed flower back, so I assume my will has been done.) What a lovely sister-in-law. 

Month 9, Year 4

A notice has been sent out of Consort Hope’s pregnancy. I send a gift, as is customary, and am sure to make it as boring as possible. I include a note telling her I just hope she doesn’t catch the seasonal flu going around, wouldn’t that be just dreadful, and she doesn’t deign to send a response. Par for the course really. 

Month 10, Year 4

His majesty actually comes to Lyrica’s birthday celebration this year. I allow this and refrain from throwing any decaying apples at him. It wouldn’t be proper, as I chanted to myself while watching his disappearing back. He gave Lyrica a kitten, a very cute grey thing she was a bit young for at only three (but we appreciate the effort) that I have named Parsley. Later in the month, Lady Monday suffered a miscarriage of her child. Lady Winter was found to have slipped abortifacients into Lady Monday’s tea during a gathering. Lady Winter was demoted to a Disgraced Lady and sentenced to death for the crime of murdering a royal child. She was only twenty years old. Of course, my good friend turning out to be guilty laid suspicion at my own feet. The Emperor himself came to question me, but left satisfied I had no jealousy of Lady Monday’s pregnancy nor any other reason to wish her child ill. To “relieve Lady Monday’s feelings of grief,” she was conferred the title of Consort, risen to the same level as Consort Hope. 

Month 12, Year 4 The twins turned two. His majesty did not visit, perhaps thinking to avoid showing favor to the Empress who had seemed close to the executed wife. They were young, but did not seem to miss him overly much. I found myself comforted by Tod’s yearly birthday letter and yet resolved to say nothing of the matter to him. He does not need this burden on his shoulders when his own children are so young.

#coae #writing #madrabbitwords

[stickynotestoletters]

ugggh so I am a dirty little slut for sal fisher and I had a thought about it sooooo,,,,

Sal Fisher x GN (masc body) headcanons of what he's like with you

this is gonna be very heavily influenced by the fact I am sleepy and really wanna write this rn!

Warnings: Non-canon-compliant (Sal lives, Larry lives, Todd doesn't go crazy, no murder), some NSFW stuff, switch-bottom leaning Sal, Service Top Sal

Highschool

When he first meets you he's, hands down, the most flustered he's ever been before

Like, he's really into you

He just sees you in the hall and immediately blushes

he goes around his days as usual and stuff still but now he's eyeing you whenever you come into view

it's cute, he looks like a little kitten peering at you from around the corner because he’s too shy to say something

Larry makes little jokes about it and always tells him to talk to you

"wow, what a stalker" is his usual line when he finds Sal looking at you from somewhere

he musters up the courage to talk to you in his junior year when you wear a Sanity's Fall's shirt to class one day

from then on you two talk together whenever you have class and stuff

your parents move into the apartments in your senior year because of a demotion and you and Sal start hanging out outside of school

He finally asks you out on the last day of senior year

You and the gang go out to the football field the night after graduation

after they clean up all of the equipment for the stage

You guys end up smoking a blunt because Larry brought some of his stash and, hey, what's the harm?

You and Sal end up laying in the middle of the field while Larry chases Ash and Todd around on the bleachers

They're laughing and howling at the moon so you two just listen

Sal takes his mask off cause he feels more comfortable laying with it off

He takes out his pigtails and you comb through his hair for a bit

You look him in the eyes and just stop brushing your fingers through his hair long enough for him to look up at you

your eyes both meet and you two just stare

You see the stars in his eyes

Sal just thinks "You're the prettiest person I've ever seen"

"what?" "uhhhh....nothing"

"It's okay Sal!" You giggle at him and he giggles too

you both start giggling at each other and you two hug each other

still, just facing each other, heads tucked into shoulders, chests pressed so tightly together, legs intertwined

It's calm

He feels safe

So safe and warm

It's wonderful

So he sighs and says" I think I'm in love with you"

And it's an accident

He doesn't regret it, not processing it until you say "I'm in love with you too silly"

And you stay like that

no panic or guilt

just tucked away into each other

The gang goes to 7/11 that night-morning really it is 3 am-and get slushies

all of them are teasing you guys as you hold hands on the way there

it's cute

He's cute

You're cute

You both feel warm in the jackets you switch from each other

it's cute

"God the stalker finally got the victim in their clasps, another tragically happy ending" "Shut it Larry Face"

College

You both end up staying in different places after high school

You take a year off college and stay with your parents at Addison Apartments and Sal moves into the gang's house

It's nice, you see each other regularly for dates and ghost hunts

it's blissful

Then Sal starts having his nightmares again and you come over regularly for sleepovers

it's months into this routine of going home, getting new clothes from the apartments, go out with Sal, come and sleep at his place to help with nightmares, repeat that Larry has the most brilliant idea

"Why don't you just move in with Sal? You practically live with him anyway."

This is in front of you two, you're both at the gang's house and drinking some morning coffee

Sal not really jokes and agrees

And then you genuinely agree

It's a big moment for you two

Sal wanted you to move in right away but was scared his nightmares would affect you or you two wouldn't end up working out

So you two complied and stayed where you were

But this is gonna be an actual conversation where he is up for it and knows you two are stable

So you talk about it

You two agree

And you end up moving in that day

it's not that hard since most of your clothes are over there already

It's basically just moving your bed, knick-knacks, and bookshelf in so that's just the big things since you have a queen

It's bliss from there

you both settle into a nice routine and after you start college Sal decides to focus on his music for rn and take a break

You get a job and the dynamic is just... so pure

you guys are finally, finally, okay and the best thing is that you're together

He's still adorable and you're still sweet

You guys end up getting your own apartment outside of Nockfell and Addison Apartments

The gang stays around

Larry ends up moving in with you two for a little bit until he can afford his own place

Sal gets a lot more gigs out there in the city than he would have gotten in Nockfell and you get a job at a little club

Sal ends up playing there often because of you

NSFW headcanons

Okay so Sal is a hopeless romantic

before he moved to Nockfell he never really had anybody else who was interested in him

so he was super hopeless in planning your first time together

once you had slept over with each other a couple of times he makes this grand layout and waits for you to walk in to see him spred on the bed, clad in some cute underwear and nothing else

turns out though you were sick and sent Larry to tell Sal you couldn’t come over cause your phone was dead and you didn’t wanna get him sick

So Larry ends up walking in on a naked Sal and scarying the everloving crap out of him

He makes fun of y'all after that about it

So your first time is honestly uneventful after that whole fiasco

Deciding to just causally hook up at his place instead

Sal is a switch but he leans for bottoming

he can top, he's really good at being a service top

He’s not insecure about himself, he’s pretty big for his height *cough* (9.7) *cough*

but he prefers being spoiled and called pretty

loves being called feminine nicknames like "pretty baby" even if he is topping

stuff that's gender-neutral but is more feminine in origin

He likes it when you do it doggy-style if you're topping just cause if you press him into the mattress he can feel you better inside of him

Whines so much when you go faster

really likes getting fucked stupid, he wants his throat to be sore and his ass to be bed-ridden

Loves topping you when you're in his lap straddling him

He really likes to make you do work for a while, guides you and everything until you're breaking

when you eventually end up asking for him to "just fuck me already Sal...please?" He wants tears down your face, crying and desperate for him or else it’s not gonna happen

He ends up fucking into you like a monster from there if you are

loves when you lay on your back and he's on his knees sitting and thrusting into you, pulling you onto his lap

very vocal either way but he laughs and giggles more with you, his moans are less fucked out and more "oh god, yes!" in nature

His sex drive is really high, he could go for hours

If you end up getting tired when he's bottoming he's gonna bounce on your pretty cock and ride you so pathetically

It's so pathetically adorable

but if he's topping and you get tired he usually asks you if he can fuck you to sleep

You end up agreeing only if he cleans you up after

He doesn't have any severe kinks or whatnot

He's really into being breed though

Tie him up too while you do it

he likes gags as well

when you breed him he'll end up feeling bad after you finish and he can't feel it anymore once it's out

So you end up giving him a buttplug after to compromise

Sometimes if he's being a brat you'll tie him up, gag him, and leave him with a vibrator over stimming him

You'll leave him in the room and come back to a crying Sal, salivating and so fucked out without having even cum once

If you're ever being the brat he does the exact opposite

He'll tie you up but make it so you can't close your mouth

You have to be quiet though, he doesn’t want to hear anything louder than breathing and your pathetic whimpers

you're over stimmed to hell and orgasm so much it's difficult to keep awake

but do not fall asleep cause if you don't get through it to the end it won't end (Consensually of course)

He and Larry definitely hooked up once or twice before meeting you so I think he'd ask you to let him in on it

It becomes a regular occurrence until Larry moves out

But when you do have a threesome and he is feeling dominant get ready to not move for the next three weeks

It's nice though and doesn't end up changing the relationship between you three

That's it, I gotta stop before I cream myself into dirtier shit cause I am his slut. I have Sal Fisher brain rot syndrome so I'll definitely make another one eventually. Request some stuff and I'll be happy to write!

Continuation for Threesome hcs here by request

-Laika

#Sally Face fanfiction #Sal Fisher x gn reader #Sal Fisher x male reader #Sal Fisher #Sally Face #Sal Fisher smut #Sal Fisher hcs #Sally Face hcs #Sal Fisher smut hcs

[jobean12-blog]

My Girl

Pairing: Bucky x reader (red henley super delicious beefy bucky) 

Word Count: 1,360

Summary: Bucky wants you to be his girl but he’s a chicken. That is, until someone makes a HUGE mistake and he goes into protective!bucky mode! 

Author’s Note: This is for the HBC’s @the-ss-horniest-book-club drunk drabble clean up and the prompt below! Love when Bucky swoops in to save the day especially when mutual pining is involved! Hope you enjoy this anon and thank you all so much for reading! Much love always! ❤❤❤

Warnings: soft, fluffy shy Bucky, lots of the sweet stuff, Bucky being a doofus and tiny angst for a second but protective!bucky fixes everything! :) 

Bucky quietly removes his hoodie and drapes it over your sleeping form, tucking the ends around you before gently brushing the hair from your face.  “What are you doin’ Buck?” Steve’s question surprises him, and he swings around to glare, “will you keep it down punk! Y/n is passed out, don’t wake her up!” 

Steve shoots Bucky a knowing look and shakes his head, “come on man, when are you gonna ask her out!?” Bucky immediately covers his lips with a finger, hurrying over to Steve and punching him in the arm. “Shut it. If you wake her, I’ll knock you out. She’s been working so hard this week.” 

Rubbing his bicep Steve snips back, “skirting my question again I see.” Bucky pulls the bag of chips out of Steve’s hands and takes a handful, whispering through his munching, “when I’m ready. Every time I try and bring it up, I sound like a bumbling idiot.” With a quiet laugh Steve agrees, punching Bucky back before grabbing the chip bag and walking off.

“Hey Buck, what are you snacking on?” At the sound of your voice Bucky whips his head around to see you walking over with his hoodie wrapped around you. “You look really cute.” It slips out and before he can stop himself he keeps going, “you had no blanket and I couldn’t find one and I didn’t want you to be cold so I covered you with that. I hope we didn’t wake you. Did we wake you?”

He takes a breath and dips his head, rubbing the back of his neck, clearly feeling a bit embarrassed. “Thank you! It’s perfect and warm and it smells nice.” He looks up and smiles, that sweet smile that crinkles the corners of his eyes and makes his nose scrunch up. “And no. You didn’t wake me. My stomach did!” You giggle and start to rummage around the kitchen, searching for something to eat.

“Want some pancakes? I’ll make ‘em!” You perk up at Bucky’s offer and ask, “what can I do to help?” The next two hours go by in a flash while you cook and eat way too many pancakes, really enjoying your time together. Bucky walks you back to your room, shuffling his feet and looking awkward again. “Thanks for eating with me. That was fun.” You smile, “it really was, and you make delicious pancakes! Thanks!”

You start to take off his hoodie, but he stops you, “you can keep it, this way you aren’t cold tonight.” Your cheeks warm at his sweetness and you take a step closer, letting your eyes drift to his lips, “thanks Buck.” He reaches out a hand and pulls the hoodie higher onto your shoulder, lingering a moment longer before pulling away and saying, “sweet dreams. Goodnight!” With those last words he rushes down the hallway and you sigh, deflating and pushing the door open.  

“Nat, he had the perfect chance last night! I even leaned in and took a good look at those beautiful lips and nothing. He practically ran off! He’s just a nice guy. He would have given his hoodie to anyone. It’s not because he actually likes me. I don’t have a chance.” Nat makes a disgruntled sound, clearly displeased with how your night went. “I’m going to ask that cute agent, Chris, if he wants to come hangout and watch a movie tomorrow. What have I got to lose?” She agrees and wishes you luck as you hang up and get ready for the day. 

“I’m telling ya Steve, she was literally waiting for me to kiss her and I chickened out and literally ran down the hall. It was awful. She probably liked the pancakes more than me! Argh!” Bucky drops his head, letting his hair fall in front of his face to hopefully hide some of his shame. “She definitely thinks I’m a total idiot now.” Steve pats him on the back, looking apologetic but not disagreeing, “come on punk, let’s go train. Maybe you’ll feel better if you punch me some more.”

They head down to the gym and Bucky perks up when he sees you there, talking with one of the agents. He watches as you smile and chat, your hands moving this way and that. “Wait, what? Are you asking me out?” Bucky’s stomach sinks when he sees you shake your head yes, confirming his worst nightmare. “Ugh no, you’re ugly. Not interested.” With that Chris walks away, still looking shocked until he sees Bucky.

You rush by them in a blur of blue and before Bucky can even think to chase after you, he has Chris pinned to the mat, a heavy knee on his chest and his metal hand at his throat. “What did you just say to her?”  Chris can barely speak with Bucky’s fingers tightening around his neck and Steve quickly jumps in. “Take it easy Bucky, let him explain himself.”

Steve stands next to Bucky looking equally as intimidating, “well.” Chris sucks in a breath and tries to get some air before he rasps out, “she’s wearing your hoodie and I saw you guys hanging out last night. I figured she was your girl, and I didn’t want you to kick my ass for hanging out with her.” Bucky’s look softens at the thought of you being his girl, but it quickly disappears when he says, “and you thought telling her she was ugly was a better way to handle it. What the fuck?”

Bucky’s voice is loud, booming through the gym and Steve has to calm him down again. “You’re right Buck, just don’t kill him.” Chris tries to sit up, but Bucky pushes down harder with his knee, “do you know how upset she must be right now. You better go apologize and explain yourself before I do fucking kill you.”

The second Bucky eases up Chris scrambles away and runs up the stairs, Bucky hot on his heels. He waits while Chris explains what happened and apologizes profusely, adding in that he thinks you’re really beautiful. He gulps and looks to Bucky, cringing at the now murderous look on his face, “see, now he’s gonna kill me anyway because I said that! But it’s true! You are beautiful! I was just so scared of him kicking my ass I said the opposite because I wasn’t thinking.”

You start to giggle, much to the surprise of both men, “ok Chris. I get it. He can be pretty scary. But it did hurt my feelings, even if you were just trying to save your life.” Chris apologizes one last time and goes to hug you, thinking better of it and waving before he runs off. You pull Bucky’s hoodie tighter around your body and shift your weight, hoping Bucky will talk to you now.

Thankfully, he walks over, wrapping you in his arms and crushing you to his chest. “I’m sorry,” he mumbles into your hair, sniffing it before pulling away. “Did you just sniff my hair?” He laughs, tucking it behind your ear, “yea, sorry again. I just can’t seem to get this right, can I?” Your fingers play with the hem of his tee shirt, “get what right?” 

Your coy look has Bucky cupping your cheek and brushing his thumb along your jaw, “I think you’re amazing and I’ve been wanting to ask you out for weeks but every time I try I just can’t seem to get it right. I end up sounding like a total idiot. And then when I heard what Chris said I just lost it. I never want you to hear those words again, there is nothing further from the truth. You’re gorgeous.”

Your hand wraps around his wrist and you rest your cheek against his palm, closing your eyes. “He thought I was your girl, and he was so scared. It doesn’t excuse what he said but it is kinda funny.” Bucky backs you up to the wall, leaning closer to your lips when he whispers, “would you be my girl?” Tilting your head forward you brush your lips to his, “I thought you’d never ask.”

@addikted-2-dopamine @bugsbucky @bisousbucky @book-dragon-13 @buckstaybucky @buckys-henley @breezy1415 @chuuulip @eurynome827 @harrysthiccthighss​ @hawksmagnolia​ @hiddles-rose​ @hailmary-yramliah​ @ikaris-whore​ @jhangelface0523​ @jewels2876​ @jeremyrennerfanxxxx123​ @loricameback​ @lookiamtrying​ @lokilvrr​ @littledarlinhavefaithinme​ @littleredstarfish​ @lorilane33​ @marvelandotherfandomimagines​ @marvelgirl7​ @nano--raptor​ @pinkdiamond1016​ @randomfandompenguin​ @sallycanwait68​ @tuiccim​ @the-wayward-robot​ @this-kitten-is-smitten​ @yansi1923​

#bucky x reader #bucky barnes #bucky x reader fluff #bucky barnes fluff #protective!bucky x reader #bucky x you #bucky fluff #bucky #bucky barnes x you #bucky drabble #bucky barnes drabble #bucky imagine #bucky barnes imagine #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x reader fluff #bucky fanfic #bucky barnes fanfiction #protective!bucky #beefy!bucky x reader #beefy!bucky x reader fluff #beefy!bucky #protective!bucky x reader fluff #hbc drunk drabbles #ladies of the hbc

[princess-of-inarizaki]

Haikyuu manager headcanons!!

Okay so these adorable teams all have the softest spot for their tiny little manager-chan, and here's how they all treat her.

[Ari's note: okay manager fics and headcanons are my absolute favourite and I love writing them]

*.` | Karasuno

They are extremely laid back with you, compared to some of the other teams. They give you your space, at the same time listen to you when you have something to say.

Respectful simps. Similar to how they act with Kiyoko (ugh yes queen-chan) they're in tears whenever you do things to motivate them, like cheer at their practice matches or give them good luck charms.

They still have the good luck charms you fastened on their bag before one of the matches.

Tanaka and Noya would literally worship the ground which you walked on. Like wow how did they get so lucky as to have three?? Cute managers?? On their team??

Yachi and you would probably subtly simp over Kiyoko with them too ngl.

Hinata and Kags would probably see you as an older sister, eventho you're their age because you're so caring and responsible.

Suga is literally your mom and Daichi is your dad. They make sure you're all healthy and you're doing well in school.

Asahi gives you hugs whenever you're sad or upset! Fite me but I think this gentle baby gives the best hugs ever >:( he's like your comfort senpai and you'd do the same for him, especially when he's feeling insecure or down.

Yams would probably be very shy around you, but he'll warm up in time.

Ahhh the best part. Tsukki! He'd find you annoying and simply not get why you're so Mcfreaking happy at first (shut up u salty beanpole, manager-chan is just a ray of sunshine, okay?) But he soon finds it endearing and slowly gets closer to you.

You walk home with Yams and Tsukki every day since your houses are close, and Tsukki walks you to your door to make sure you're safe!

Ennoshita, Kinoshita and Narita all see you as a little sister and often help you with your managerial duties.

The team cares and respects you so much, and are so thankful you've joined them!!

Meat buns at Ukai's are your hangout spot, and everytime you see them chilling you're so thankful to have such great friends.

*.` | Aoba Johsai

Aaah we're at the team of one of my favourite characters!! I'll start with Oikawa (can't you tell I'm so biased omg)

Oikawa absolutely adores manager-chan because although she's tiny, she's very strict, and doesn't let his fangirls near the gym when he's practicing, which he appreciates.

"yn-chan, you're so good to me, can I take you out as a thank-you?" Cue Iwa-chan's ball which comes flying at Oikawa's head. "Stop flirting with the manager, shitty-kawa"

Iwa's very fond of you too, but he doesn't let it show too often. Sometimes he picks up your favourite coffee from the vending machine and claims that he bought it by "accident". (How believable<3)

Kunimi probably sends you weird tiktok videos and tags you in funny memes. Very wholesome 10/10.

Kyotani just?? Doesn't understand you?? Like wow, she's small but the team listens to her?? Why?? He later finds out you're the manager. Mad dork here didn't know you were managing the team for the past month, and thought you just came to the gym to watch them practice. Smh.

Matsukawa and Hanamaki give you headpats and like taking selfies with you, much to Oikawa's dismay. He wants to be the only one taking pictures with you.

Like no manager-chan. Stop. Get away from them. My phone's right here I wanna take selfies with you :(

Kindaichi is cool with you. Y'all are bros and you game together sometimes.

Watari and Yahaba join too, and they're surprised to know that you're so aggressive when you game.

Cue a jealous Oikawa who struggles learning how to game just so he's invited to play with you. Simp smh.

They're all very gentle with you, and since you're their first female manager, they make sure to never make you feel uncomfortable.

You guys like grabbing ramen together and having eating contests. They really bring out your aggressive side but you love them for it.

*.` | Shiratorizawa

Can I just say Semi bsf material? Yes? Yes. Semi Eita is best friend material.

Makes you cute little Spotify playlists and you help him write lyrics to songs occasionally. You play an instrument too and you guys can just jam out for hours on end together.

You get the idea of applying to be the manager because of him, and it all took off from there.

Goshiki loves you. You're fond of your kohāi, and you genuinely just give this touch-starved future ace a lot of hugs and cuddles, which he's SO grateful for.

Like wow, y/n-chan isn't just pretty?? She's also so sweet? And smart? And capable? Semi why have you been hiding her for so long??¿ >:(

Goshiki is just so protective of you, he'd commit murder if he had to.

You have to earn Ushiwaka's respect, yk? And slowly but surely he comes to realise how dependable and responsible you are, and treats you like an indispensable member of the team.

He's got your back. And if he ever senses you're upset, he's trying to cheer you up as best as he can.

"do not feel upset, those grades will mean nothing to you in the future. I doubt you will be able to remember what you got in your second year, third monthly test." You think he's being sweet, and yes he is (in a way), but he's also trying to be reasonable and logical.

Tendo loosens you up and you tend to play pranks on the others with him.

The funniest was when you tried to prank Ushijima by adding wasabi to his onigiri and he?? Didn't get it??

Like "y/n-chan, Tendo, why did you add wasabi to this onigiri? It would've been so much better with tuna mayo??" And he has no reaction whatsoever?¿?

Cue Goshiki who tries the onigiri because he wants to prove he has spice tolerance like Ushijima, eventhough you can low-key see him tearing up.

Shirabu is your voice of reason and you and him often study together. You also have deep and philosophical conversations at 12 a.m. over text, and it is just so wholesome.

He respects you so much, not just because you care for him, but because he finds your brain so fricking smexy.

These eagle babies bring out the best in you and you're always eager to push them forward and bring out the best in them.

*.` | Fukurodani

First thing's first, besides Akaashi, you are the only other person who can cheer up an emo-mood Bokuto.

Just say "Hey Bo, you're gonna look so much cooler when you spike the ball like the true ace that you are" and his hair's all perking up and his eyes are shining.

Akaashi thinks you are an angel sent from heaven.

You're very soft on your baby owls, and they genuinely just love getting positive affirmations from you.

Akaashi always blushes when you compliment him on his sets. And you can hear him murmur genuine words of gratitude.

The other members do too. They're glad because sometimes people focus on Bo too much and forget to give them recognition, yk? It's easy to get overlooked :(

But thanks to manager-chan who's so attentive with all of them, and who's aware of all their quirks and moods, they're all so touched and so so happy.

You have a habit of getting cold pretty often, especially since practice finishes late and it's pretty chilly by then.

Konoha always lends you his jacket and walks you home, since your home's are the closest. There's just something about you that makes you soft.

You get along really well with Kaori and Yukie, and you'd definitely consider them your best friends, considering y'all are in this thang togetherrrr!!

The Fukurodani team are just all a bunch of crackheads, but they're your crackheads and you wouldn't trade them for the world.

You're a very tight-knit family, (like ugh I just get lots of comfortable, safe vibes from Fukurodani :(( <3)

You guys hang out at the store near your school pretty often to recharge after grueling days of practice together.

*.` | Nekoma

My second favourite team, Nekoma!! They are precious, gentle, soft babies and I love them to bits and pieces >:(

I'll start with Kuroo. You've always had a tiny soft spot for Kuroo ever since you've become his lab partner in chemistry class.

His notes are immaculate. I mean, cmon we're all hoes for pretty notes

You think he's so incredibly smart and talented, so when he suggests you become the Nekoma manager, you just agree right away.

You guys grow closer since you've started spending more time with him, and you banter around more often than not with chemistry pickup lines.

"hey kitten, let's form a covalent bond"

He's so whipped after you retort back. Like wow she called me sodium fine and said I'm like an exothermic reaction? Permission to simp??

(Ari stfu this isn't a Kuroo fanfic)

Kenma and you definitely play animal crossing together, and he even lets you try his switch, after you guys grow closer.

Kuroo is so insulted, he's never even touched Kenma's switch before >:(

You also push Kenma to do better during practice and he starts to care more about volleyball, since you seem so enthusiastic about it.

Yamamoto isn't even subtle about his simping smh T-T unlike Kuroo, he shamelessly flirts with you, and can't wait to show you off to Tanaka and Noya at the next camp.

"we have such a gorgeous manager now, Nekoma is ThRiViNg" he says in his head with this ridiculous dopey ass smile on his face +_+

Since deep down inside, you're a huge baby, you, Lev, Shibayama, and Inuoka get along so well. They're just happy energetic kittens, and they make you feel so happy.

y'alls energy just match, yk?

Although Fukunaga is shy to tell jokes, he tells them to you, because he knows you'd never judge him, and you actually kinda enjoy laughing along :) he's so touched.

Momma Yaku!! Yaku always lends you his jacket and makes sure to carry snacks for you in his bag. He knows you care so much about the team that you often neglect your own health, which is why he's always there to make you're feeling healthy and good.

Kai and Teshiro help you with your homework and like talking about their favourite singers with you.

They're all just such amazing human beings who treat you so well, and you feel so blessed to be a part of their team. You adore them so much, and they adore you back tenfold.

*.` | Inarizaki

[Ari's note: Ello there luvs, you've made it to the bottom of this sweet hc post and just get ready for Inarizaki :( they're my favourite team of all time, and I'm just so biased, I'm sorry ;-;]

Inarizaki's entire team just adores you so much, they think you're the light of their lives.

They're all super touch starved babies, and once you realized that, you've made sure to ensure they never feel that way.

Aran is kinda like your protective senpai, and his heart flutters ever so slightly when you call him that senpai kink oops and give him headpats, and he loves patting your head in return.

The twins are so incredibly soft for you.

Their fangirls are sometimes pretty mean, but one glare from the duo is enough to shut them up.

Osamu cooks bentos for you and gives you the warmest hugs when you ask for them, burying his head in the crook of your neck.

Your hand is almost always in Atsumu's because he's so slick?? Like y'all, this mf would be like "y/n-chan, my hand has been aching for a while now" and when you go to observe it, he just pulls your hand into his and pulls you to follow him.

His entire body heats up when you kiss his cheek after a particularly good game, and his brain literally goes "grrrr empty", when he's usually so sly.

The twins are your bodyguards, they follow you everywhere and protect you all the time.

Enter Suna Rintaro, your meme king. He definitely records funny moments that happen during practice and send them to you, just to make you laugh, or memes of the members.

He also definitely takes pictures of you when you aren't noticing, simply because he likes the way your hair looked, or because you looked so beautiful.

Like the twins, his eyes widen whenever you kiss his cheek or ruffle his hair, and it's literally like suna.exc has stopped functioning.

Congrats manager-chan, you broke the kid -.-

Omimi might come across as stoic and cold but he's actually a huge softie, and you often give him positive affirmations.

He's also definitely a huge lover of your hugs, and looks forward to them as motivation to play well.

He'd never tell you though, he's shy™.

My baby Kita compliments you all the fricking time.

"y/n-chan, I mean this is the most sincere way, I think this hairstyle looks stunning on you"

Or "you're so capable and you work so hard, I'm so thankful to have you by my side"

And he has the most genuine expression on his face, his eyes are so earnest and shining so bright.

And when you smile at him, he's like oh shit I made her smile, depression whom? I only know serotonin.

Ginjima is usually rash but with you, he takes his time and weighs everything he says.

He doesn't wanna accidentally hurt you and regret it since he was being careless and not thinking at all.

You calm him down when he's getting too hotheaded with gentle words and he's suddenly a blushing mess.

Unlike some of the other teams that tease you a bunch, Inarizaki treats you so gently. Their little princess, as they think of you.

So mf-ing protective, like if someone looks at you wrong, you can totally bet Atsumu's going for their ankles, sangwoo style, or Osamu is trash talking them to their knees.

Would drop anything and everything to help you if ever needed.

They think you're they're entire world because you go above and beyond for them, and they genuinely love you. Like actually LOVE you to bits and pieces.

—*.`

[Ari's note: AHHH so the manager fic is done this was literally such a joy to write!! I hope you enjoyed it

Big big hugs <3 have a beautiful day, luvs!!]

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