Clare, I love you, but babe.
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Omg it’s like 5:01 am rn and I haven’t slept yet so yeah WE’RE NAPPING 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
*scREAMING* SLEEPY WJAT THE FICKITY FUCk T.T
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oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!
dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy
were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...
but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...
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i hope the people who see my internet friends every day appreciate it.
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The prettier the garden, the dirtier the hands of the gardener.
B. E. Barnes, Put in work.
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please understand that i actually considered writing the smutty part of that last agave fic. i wouldn’t have posted it, but i thought about writing it. for me.
...which is why you have that nice little after paragraph thingamajig.
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