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BTS FIC RECS PART 4 Part 4 of some of my favourite BTS fanfics. Please do consider liking, reblogging and/or commenting on the fics you like. There are so many wonderful and amazing authors out there who do not get the recognition they deserve. So please send them lots of love to keep them going. If you're on here, then know I enjoyed every second of reading your story ♡ There will be two parts 4 as it's (sadly?) too long to be saved under one post. Stay tuned for part 5, joon recs will be added!

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⊹ Navi ‣ Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 4.1 | Part 5 |

​⊹ Hell Is Empty - drabble Love triangle AU | a | @aquagustd​ ‣ An important phone call between Yoongi & OC.

⊹ You’re The Best I’ve Ever Had  Boyfriend Jungkook, Chubby reader | a, f, s | @adoredcore​​ ‣ Jungkook’s touches were so soft. So soft you almost barely even felt them. Keyword: almost. His smooth fingertips ran along your silky skin, while the tip of his pink tongue ran across the nape of your neck.

⊹ Fool Me Once Fuckboy AU | a, s | @jeonqkooks​​​ ‣ You never expect anything from Jungkook, but somehow he always manages to let you down.

⊹ Attitude CEO Jungkook au | s | @lushtans​​​ ‣ Your relationship with your CEO is... Rather complicated. Aside your professional relationship, he fucks you whenever he feels like it and as much as you hate to admit the truth, you love it. 

⊹ Don't Worry, Be Happy Daddy Jungkook AU, | f | @jvngkook97 ‣ "You guys have been trying to conceive for a little over a year now, but have yet to be fully successful."

⊹ Trap Idol Jungkook AU, | f | @jiminpitys ‣ In which you show up at your boyfriend's concert soundcheck as a surprise, and to your own, he’s wearing an outfit that’s bound to make you feel a certain way.

⊹ Addicted College AU, | f , s | @sparklingchim ‣ Your boyfie Jungkook fucking you silly.

⊹ B i g o l e f r e a k Friends with benefits AU | f , s | @joonberriess ‣ You’re both exclusive only to each other. Jungkook fucks the way he acts—crazy, hard. too bad you’re only here for the ride..

⊹ Foundation - Part 01, 02, 03 feat Yoongi Non-idol doctors AU | f , s, a | @hamsterclaw ‣ You know Jungkook is a fuckboy. So why are you letting him fuck with you? Featuring Yoongi.

⊹ Paint me naked Artist Jungkook AU | f , s, a | @gimmethatagustd ‣ After the mysteriously hot guy in your university class starts taking an interest in you, should you really trust that he’s not like all the other college fuckboys? Especially when his best friend is the guy who broke your heart?  

⊹ Why are you so late? Idol Jungkook AU | f , s | @kimnjss

‣ With such a packed scheduled, you’d think Jungkook would be on top of his game. But when a morning rolling around the sheets with you is thrown into the mix, it’s expected for him to want to take his time.

⊹ Our beloved summer - Series (on-going) Producer Jungkook AU | f, s, a | @jeonqkooks ‣ You made a vow to hate Jeon Jungkook ever since he packed up and left you without a single explanation, but when he shows up at your door after years of radio silence, it turns out that maybe your resolve isn’t as strong as you thought.

⊹ Heaven can wait Chubby reader AU | f, s ish | @adoredcore ‣ "What’s a chance I’ll take baby I’ll stay heaven can wait."

⊹ Midnight cravings Established relationship AU | f | @hobiholic ‣ You want to go to the convenience store late at night to fulfill your midnight cravings but a sleepy Jungkook stops you.

⊹ Wet dreams Somnophilia AU | s | @kookiecrumb ‣ “I want you to use me…whenever you need me,”

⊹ Look at you -  Risqué drabble Risqué couple AU | s, f | @mercurygguk ‣ Mirror shopping with your boyfriend turns into something else entirely.

⊹ In the middle of the night Friends with benefits AU | s, f | @joonsmoonluna ‣ It’s the middle of the night and Jungkook’s in need of you

⊹ Like I'm famous Idol Jungkook AU | s, f | @softyoongiionly ‣ It’s New Years Eve and Jungkook would rather be anywhere else than at his company’s massive party. Sure, he’s a guest of honor and his team rented out the nicest hotel in Seoul, but ringing in the New Year with you on the other side of the world just feels wrong. He doesn’t know how he’s supposed to celebrate without the woman he loves, but maybe- just maybe…he won’t have to…

⊹ Strangers to lovers Established relationship AU | s | @kissmetae ‣ You’re a regular at the gym and today you decided to workout late. You thought you were alone, but it turned out there was one other person at the gym and you so happened to be his gym crush…

⊹ My dear friends Friends to lovers AU | s, f, a | @kooktrash ‣ Just friends? Keep telling yourself that, you and Jungkook have always danced on the line of friendship and something more but lately you’ve struggled being able to tell where you guys stand.

⊹ Red - Part 03 Pregnancy AU | s, f, a | @taestefully-in-luv ‣ You drunkenly sleep with your ex-boyfriend, Jungkook. Can’t be that bad right? Unless he gets you pregnant.

⊹ As we were - Series (on-going) Cheating/Infidelity AU | s, a | @archivedkookie ‣ Your husband cheats on you and find comfort in someone else’s arms. He claims he’s happy—but is he really?

⊹ Imagine Model Jungkook AU | s, f | @chryblossomjjk ‣ Jungkook wants nothing more than to spend your anniversary cuddled up in a fancy hotel bathroom, eating takeout and binge watching TV shows. You, on the other hand, have something more exciting in mind. 

⊹ Practice - part 02, 03 Fuckboy Jungkook AU | s, a | @chryblossomjjk ‣ You usually spend Friday nights on your own. Tonight, however, your friend and campus fuckboy, Jungkook, decides to pay you a visit.

⊹ Lost Cause Cheating AU | a | @kooksbunnnn ‣ Jungkook comes back to you after his 10 day trip to Busan, and you sense something different about him. 

⊹ The Boy With Galaxies In His Eyes Idol AU | a, s, f | @oddinary4bts ‣ You had never thought the night sky could be found in someone’s eyes. That is, until you met Jeon Jungkook and his gravity pulled you in. Will he crush you with the galaxies in his eyes, or will you learn to explore his worlds and make them yours?

⊹ Beyond Infinity - As We Were drabble As We Were Couple AU | a, s, f | @archivedkookie ‣ Jungkook does something you always dreamt about, and it ends up with the most beautiful night of your life.

⊹ What If I Love You Too Much Single Mom AU | a, s, f | @taleasnewastime ‣ Jungkook. It’s only a name you learn after your son kicks his ball over the fence. Before that you only knew him as the hot new neighbour who mows his lawn topless. And though you have no intention of getting to know him anymore than that, inevitably you do. You don’t necessarily fall, it’s too slow for that, but you definitely develop feelings you don’t intend to feel. Because you know men like him, and you know that whatever you’re feeling, he’s probably not feeling the same. All the same, however hard you try, you can’t help yourself.

⊹ Services For A Queen Sub!JK AU | s | @taegonia ‣ Jungkook serves his queen in more ways than just as the royal head of security.

⊹ Cold Nights & Blurred Lines FWB & College AU | a, s, f | @awrkive ‣ Jungkook and you have been keeping a sexual relationship with each other for four months now, and it’s casual for the most part. But as time passes, you can’t help but feel that some of the lines suddenly got blurred in the process. Is it a cliché to blur the lines with your fuck buddy? It definitely is. Will you do something about it? Both of your emotional constipation have a hard time saying yes.

⊹ Strictly Platonic Bestfriends to Lovers & College AU | a, s, f | @jeonqkooks ‣ Sometimes, Jungkook can be a little selfish; and sometimes, the lengths you would go to for his happiness mean relinquishing your own.

⊹ In The Middle Of The Night FWB AU | s, f | @joonsmoonluna ‣  it’s the middle of the night and Jungkook’s in need of you ⊹ Perfectionist Dancer AU | s | @miraclesatnightfall ‣ "He watched you, with each sensual step you made his eyes darkened with explicit desire" ⊹ Tangle Free Establish Relationship AU | f | @here4btsfics ‣ Bad days lead to you needing your boyfriend for comfort, specifically by playing with his hair.

⊹ As It Was - Apart of Boy With Love Series (on-going) College AU | a | @ggukiepie ‣ You bump into Jungkook days after you find out he has a girlfriend; things don't go so well

⊹ The Habits Of A Broken Heart Soulmate & Unrequited love AU | a, f | @softykooky ‣ Jungkook and you are soulmates. So says the matching crescent moons on both your wrists. However, things are never as easy as they seem, and you are quick to learn that falling in love with someone who does not believe in love is a one-way ticket to heartbreak.  ⊹ Blackout - part 02, 03 Best friends to Lovers | s, a, f | @jjungxkook ‣ Utility bills shooting up like this should be an international crime. Luckily, Jungkook has the perfect idea(s) to save up money and make your night sinfully unforgettable.

⊹ Step Brother Step Siblings AU | s | @aris-ink ‣ Sub yn *innocently* dry humps her step brother jk while he plays video games.

⊹ Forbidden Romance Step Siblings AU | s | @aris-ink ‣ "It wasn’t unusual for your stepbrother to check up on you before bed. You’ve grown closer than you initially thought you would; it turned out that beneath the surface, you and Jungkook weren’t that different, after all."

⊹ My Perfect Patient Dentist Office AU | s, f | @pinkcherrybombs ‣ Jaw pain is just as much of a pain in the mouth as it is in the ass, but don't worry, your favorite dentist is sure to fix you right up, using some special methods.

⊹ Confessions - part 02 Office AU | a | @pinkcherrybombs ‣ Since we're about to die, I need you to know, I've always loved you, Jungkook.

⊹ Getting Railed Boyfriend Jungkook AU | s | @dearlytea ‣ Getting dicked by your boyfriend during a train ride.

⊹ Make You Mine College AU | a, s, f | @mercurygguk ‣ Your first day at your new college is quite eventful to say the least. But everything seems slightly less chaotic when Jeon Jungkook offers to help you on your way – if only knowing him wasn’t an even bigger mess than the day you first met.

⊹ Catch 22 College AU | s, f | @alluremin ‣ You and your best friend had agreed: college was for a good time only, no serious relationships were necessary. Who knew that a frat boy would be the one to shake up that notion?

⊹ Tolerate It - part 02 Failing marriage! au | a | @lmaosope ‣ Marriage is difficult, and every married couple fights. but jungkook has been late one too many times and broken one too many promises. it has you wondering why you give everything for a man who simply tolerates you.

⊹ Make You Mine Jock Jk au | a , s, f | @mercurygguk ‣ Your first day at your new college is quite eventful to say the least. But everything seems slightly less chaotic when Jeon Jungkook offers to help you on your way – if only knowing him wasn’t an even bigger mess than the day you first met.

⊹ His Throne - 01, 02, 03 Prince JK au | a, s, f | @jiminsa ‣ You, a maid for the royal family, have sex with the irresistible prince Jeon Jungkook on his throne.

#my recs #jungkook fanfic #jungkook smut #jungkook fluff #jungkook angst #jungkook drabble #jungkook imagine #jungkook fic recs #bts fanfic #bts fic recs

[shinestarhwaa]

MINGI NSFW ALPHABET

A - Aftercare (how is he after sex)

Mingi is super caring and will probably snuggle you, kiss your head and he will not leave your side🥺

B- Bodypart (his favourite bodypart on you)

He loves your mouth so much. From your smile to the dirty work it can do on him.

C - Cum (anything to do with cum)

He loves to cum inside you and have you beg for him to fill you up OR have you make HIM beg to make it cream-

D - Dirty secret (his dirty secret)

He gets off to photos of you. It doesn't matter how dirty the photo is, even if it's one with you fully clothed he will jerk off and cum over your face (on the screen)

E - Experience (how experienced is he?)

I wouldn't say he is super experienced? I don't think he had many relationships/hook-ups. But he has enough to know what he's doing.

F - Favourite position

This man will love having you ride him, watching you bounce on him makes him go crazy.

G - Goofy (how he acts in the moment?)

He might be a bit goofy and crack jokes during, he just wants to keep it lighthearted:)

H - Hair (how groomed is he?)

He has some hair but he makes sure that it's neat and not uncomfortable.

I - Intimacy (how passionate is he?)

I think he's more on the passionate than the rough side? I can see him getting lost in you, hips sensually rolling into you.

J - Jack off (how often does he masturbate?)

I think Mingi jerks off often, maybe 4 to 5 times a week?

K - Kink

Mingi's kink might be roleplay? He loves certain characters and he might be into roleplaying with them.

L - Location (what's his favourite place to have sex?)

He will probably go for the bedroom but loves the couch too.

M - Motivation (what keeps him going?)

Hearing you scream for him, HEARING YOU TELLING HIM YOU NEED HIM TO CUM INSIDE.

N - NO (what is a no-go for him/turn-offs?)

He will NOT inflict pain on you. He would probably be scared to do anything to hurt you, this angel🥺🫶🏻

O - Oral (giving or receiving, skill etc.)

He's more on the receiving end I think, but I'm quite sure that he loves to dive his tongue into you.

P - Pace (fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

Oh, as said before he could be both but leaning to the slow(er) and sensual side.

Q - Quickie (their opinion on quickies)

Mingi will prefer to have long sessions to take his time with you.

R - Risk (experiments, taking risks etc.)

He might be interested in experimenting with kinks and fucking you when other people are in the house.

S - Stamina (how long does he last?)

Will last for two good rounds, passes out after.

T - Toys (do they own toys? does he use them with his partner or himself?)

He wouldn't be opposed to it but he prefers for it to just be him and you.

U - Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

You're more of the teaser than he is, I think, he might get a bit shy.

V - Volume (how loud are they? what sounds do they make?)

Low moans, such low moans. Especially when he cums omg.

W - Wild Card (random headcanon)

Mingi had you in his lap, riding him as he sat on the couch. He told you to make it fast after hearing you begging for it for at least an hour. San and Seonghwa would be home any minute so you fucked yourself on him like there was no tomorrow. (Not that it mattered bc they definitely caught you in the act.)

X - X-Ray (what's going on in them pants?)

Mingi is quite lengthy I think, idk about girth but the length is definitely there.

Y - Yearning (how high is their sexdrive?)

It changes often, when he's with you it's higher and when he's away, on tour, he wouldn't care so much.

Z - ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards?)

He would fall asleep quite fast I think, he'd be curled up beside you laying in your arms<3.

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#kpop #ateez #smut #shinestarhwaa #mingi

[raythekiller]

may i request masky nsfw alphabet? and can i be 🫀 anon?? :D

🗒 ❛ NSFW Alphabet ༉‧₊˚✧

Featuring: Masky

#Notes: ofc!! welcome to the family <3

pronouns used: none, gn! reader

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A - AFTERCARE

Honestly, at first he just gets up to go clean himself, but will hug and cuddle you after. He gets a bit in his feelings for a change.

B - BODY PART

Absolutely an ass man, which is why he likes spanking you so much.

C - CUM

ADORES coming on your face, like seriously. Seeing his cum dripping down your cheek and chin gets him hard all over again.

D - DIRTY SECRET 

He enjoys soft, passionate sex as well, but thinks that he has to maintain this tough, mean dom persona.

E - EXPERIENCE 

Very experienced. He's been to college, people, he's fucked people before 100% and knows what he's doing.

F - FAVORITE POSITION 

Either doggy or face-off. Fucking you from behind is a gift from God in it's own and face-off cause then he can hold you close as you ride him.

G - GOOFY 

Very serious, aside from one cheeky remark or two. Will tease you, but that's as fair as he'll go.

H - HAIR 

Doesn't bother much with shaving, just grooms it every few weeks or so. It's darker than his hair, almost black.

I - INTIMACY

Unfortunately, unless you're dating, he's gonna try to be as emotionally distant as possible. If you're dating, however, he'll be a lot more gentle, telling you how much he loves you.

J - JACK OFF

Does it fairly often, mostly to relief some stress. He's pent up almost all of the time and masturbation is a great way to get rid of it. K - KINK

Here's a full post on his kinks.

L - LOCATION

Mostly his bedroom, but honestly he'll bend you over just about anywhere. Loves to do it in his car as well.

M - MOTIVATION 

Doesn't take much to get him worked up, but it does take some effort to have him act on it. He has a surprisingly good amount of self control in this situation.

N - NO

Anything that makes him not feel in control is a hard no, so him subbing is out of the question.

O - ORAL 

Prefers receiving, loves grabbing your head and fucking your throat. When giving, he's actually pretty good, definitely knows what he's doing.

P - PACE

Normally slow and rough. Wants you to savour every inch of his cock.

Q - QUICKIE 

As mentioned, quickies in his car are very much a thing, especially you giving him head as he's driving.

R - RISK 

Doesn't experiment around much, he's satisfied with the way he does things already. Might budge if you ask nicely, depending on what it is.

S - STAMINA 

Normally only one round, but he drags it for hours by edging and denying the both of you.

T - TOYS 

Quite a big fan of vibrators, loves using them on you. If you count belts and paddles as sex toys too, he's also super into it.

U - UNFAIR 

Oh, Tim is a professional tease. Will rile you up during the entire day only to 1. not pleasure you at all or 2. give you the dick down of your life.

V - VOLUME 

Doesn't moan much, mostly groans and grunts. His voice is super low as raspy.

W - WILD CARD 

Definitely wants to try out putting a vibrator in you as you go on about your day and he has the controller to the intensity of it.

X - X-RAY 

Around 7.8, but extremely thick. You're definitely gonna need some intense foreplay to be able to take all of him in.

Y - YEARNING 

Doesn't get horny very often, but when he does, expect him to do something about it. He's not the type to try and repress it.

Z - ZZZ

Listen, he's an old guy, okay? He needs his nap afterwards as you lie down with him on his chest.

#creepypasta #creepypasta headcanons #creepypasta x reader #ray.writes #masky x resder #creepypasta smut #🫀 anon

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Thank you for answering our asks all the time. You're so good to us 🥹

If you are down to do another NSFW alphabet, I'd love to see Jay's next! But no rush and don't feel obligated to at all since you just did this for other anon.

Hope you're feeling better btw!

Thank you anon😭 I don't have that much free time anymore but I really enjoy answering asks.

I was really excited to write J dkskdl especially with how usually prim and proper they are around MC.

Part 1: Statler

NSFW below

A = Aftercare.

Surprisingly caring—and very quiet. When J used to smoke they would often have a few cigarettes after sex. Now that they've quit, J prefers thinking a bit by themself, lazily tracing a finger up and down their partner's spine. It's one of the few moments in which J truly let's themself express just how touch starved they are.

B = Body part

As someone who makes sure to take care of their body, J is very proud of their abs. In a J-ish way it makes them feel giddy when someone notices and touches them—specially during sex.

When it comes to their partners, J loves their ass. Grabbing and squeezing— spanking.

C = Cum

J is a bit squeamish around cum. They find it dirty and prefer it away from them and their partner. It's not like J is going to throw up if a drop of cum touches their skin, but they are going to drag their partner behind them to the shower.

D = Dirty secret

Often fantasizes about having sex in their car (sex and receiving oral while they drive).

E = Experience

They've been around. J has had a few one night stands, as well as having dated MC (optional if J and then had sex) and Quinn/Evan (depending on J's gender). J is very good when it comes to taking charge, they love driving their partner completely insane.

F = Favorite position

Doggy and cowgirl style.

G = Goofy

J prefers taking it seriously as they the entire experience more enjoyable. They're pretty adaptable on the matter, though (surprisingly, J does have capacity to be quite humorous) and if their partner jokes around/teases them, J is going to respond.

H = Hair

It would (their hair is naturally strawberry blonde/ginger). But J always shaves.

I = Intimacy

It depends on the mood, they tend to match their partner's energy. Being romantic doesn't come naturally to J, but they can show very rare moments of tenderness, especially if they're having sex with someone they're really into romantically.

J = Jack off

Has masturbated a couple times in the gym bathroom stalls after working out.

K = Kink

BDSM (spanking, blindfolding and tying up their partner). They also have a bit of a daddy/mommy kink, J won't tell anyone to call them that way but is really into it when it happens. Jean is into cockwarming.

L = Location

Beds. Couches at best.

M = Motivation

Working out (seeing their partner working out). Bratty partners too, J really likes someone who can fan their fire, though they also really like submissive/more compliant partners.

N = No

Roleplaying, dressing up. Things like that.

O = Oral

Prefers being the one giving oral, loves receiving it as long as they get to set the pace and run their fingers through their partner's scalp. J is good at giving oral, they like teasing their partner—leaving hickeys all over their thighs.

P = Pace

Preferably fast and rough. J does enjoy going slow and taking their time with someone they feel strongly for.

Q = Quickie

Likes morning quickies, or a quickie when they're really busy. J prefers taking their time, though.

R = Risk

If their partner gives them a good enough reason to, J is more than open to experiment. Otherwise, they'd rather not.

S = Stamina

They are very healthy, J has astounding stamina and will most likely not get tired by the time they and their partner are done.

T = Toys

J owns ropes, blindfolds, handcuffs… all of them to use on their partner, though it's fine if they're not into that. Jade also owns a vibrator for herself.

U = Unfair

Loves to torturously tease their partner, both with their words, especially with their actions. J's sole purpose is watching their s/o overwhelmed with pleasure.

V = Volume

Very quiet all things considered, they may make a little grunt from time to time.

W = Wild card

J accidentally watched porn on their brother's laptop when they were young and was scarred for a while.

X = X-ray

Jean has a circumcised 8 inch dick. Jade has a B cup.

Y = Yearning

Pretty normal. They don't really need to have sex all the time, and they don't really stress if they go a long period of time without having sex—they've grown a bit tired of casual hook-ups. It's been a while since J has slept with someone.

Z = Zzz.

Insomnia isn't cured with sex, there's a possibility that J won't be able to fall asleep. They'll greatly encourage their partner to fall asleep in their stead— meanwhile J will get dressed and busy themself for a while.

#dropout if #dropout #ask #nsft #j gray #alphabet

[teddysmusings]

hello everyone! i'm linny (he/him, 26, est) and i'll be playing theodore here, as well as @kaialawson! i'm a little tardy to the party, but i'm here and i'm super excited to get to get to know everyone and their muses. underneath the cut you'll find all of teddy's background information, stats, and some connection ideas! if you're interested in plotting, just drop a like and i'll shoot you a message!

B A S I C S 

full name: theodore song. nicknames: theo, teddy. gender:  cis man. pronouns:  he/him. sexuality:  pansexual. age:  30 date of birth:  october 3rd, 1993. zodiac sign:  libra. birthplace: brooklyn, new york. current location: jongno, seoul, south korea. residence: share house in bukchon hanok village. occupation:  free lance artist and physical trainer. languages spoken: english, korean.

A P P E A R A N C E

faceclaim:  matthew kim (bm). height:  6’3. build:  muscular and toned. eyes:  brown. hair:  naturally dark brunette. piercings: standard earlobe piercings.  tattoos:  none. other distinguishing features:  n/a. style:  casual and comfortable.

P E R S O N A L I T Y

traits: (+) creative, humorous, friendly, loyal , affectionate. (-) finicky, eccentric, too friendly, jealous, clingy.  mental health:  good standing. physical health:  great physical shape. likes:  art, museums, literature, parties, working out, traveling.  dislikes:  intolerant people, rude people, bullies, organized religion.  fears:  death.  phobias:  the dark. hobbies:  sculpting, painting, drawing, photography, reading, hiking, working out. skills: cooking, art, tbd. quirks:  rubbing the back of his neck, snorting when amused or annoyed, being handsy and touchy with his closest friends.

F A V O R I T E S

ice cream flavour:  strawberry.  time of the day / night: early morning.  weather:  fall weather.  breakfast food:  eggs, bacon, pancakes  dinner food:  pizza, anything with meat. colours:  blue, purple, black.  music: flo, ayra starr, iu, park hyoshin, beyonce, twice, jay-z, j. cole, doechii, ariana grande, harry styles, troye sivan. 

M I S C E L A N E O U S

a cherished item:  a photo of himself, his younger sibling and his parents. first love ( celeb crush ):  iu / keke palmer / chad michael murray. usual mood:  happy. 1 thing they want to do / experience before they die:  have an art exhibit. 

B I O

Growing up without parents is something that no one should have to suffer through, but unfortunately for Theodore, he had no choice. When he was eight years old, his parents were taken from him too soon, due to a drunk driving accident. He himself was in the car along with them, but fortunately he wasn’t harmed in the collision apart from a few scrapes and bruises here and there. Despite being so young when he lost his parents, he remembers them with crystal clear accuracy. He was very close to his parents, especially his mother. He was what people would normally call a mama’s boy.

Unlike a lot of boys who cling to their fathers while growing up, Teddy found himself clinging to his mother instead. He formed a special bond with her that people couldn’t really understand and after a while stopped trying to understand. He spent a lot of time with her during the first six years of his life. She was an art school teacher, and she would bring him along with her to work, which was the jumping off point for his love of art. Everything he knows about art today stems from watching her teach her classes, and while he couldn’t really comprehend everything she was saying back then, he was exposed to it quite early, which made it easier for him to adjust to art and all its forms when he started to really study it.

When he was just a few years old, his parents had another baby. He was excited to have a younger sibling, one that he could take care of and have a strong bond with. His little sibling had a love for art as well, and that was something they both bonded over. Even though they were both very young, it was very obvious that the both of them wanted to be artists in some way, shape or form. Their mother surrounded them with art and they both took to it like fish to water. His younger sibling was incredibly close to him, and he loved the bond that the two of them shared. Despite the difference in their ages, they were practically best friends who did everything together.

When their parents passed away, the two of them were forced to separate from one another. They weren’t given a choice in the matter because they were so young. Almost immediately his sibling was adopted and he was placed in foster care, something that he hated with every fiber of his being. The foster family he lived with drove him absolutely crazy. They were diehard Catholics and always tried to enforce their views and religious values onto him, which he had no choice but to accept when he was growing up. As he grew older, the more they tried to force religion onto him, the more he rejected it. By the time he was twelve or thirteen years of age, he had already come to the conclusion that he would not follow through with any religion once he came of age. The idea of organized religion had already been tainted for him, and he no longer wanted anything to do with it anymore. Despite his conclusion that he wouldn’t affiliate himself with any religions anymore, his foster parents forced him to attend bible study, Sunday school and even made him participate in the church’s art classes for children. Although that was something he didn’t really mind in the slightest. Being a part of the church’s art class had somewhat revitalized the love he had for art when he was a little kid, and he found himself looking forward for church every Sunday, because that meant he got to do what he loved.

As soon as he turned eighteen, Teddy set off on his search for his younger sibling, wanting to find them and reconnect with them. His foster parents hadn’t allowed him to do so while he was growing up, but now that he was legal and officially out from under their thumb, he knew there was nothing they could do to stop him from looking for his lost sibling. His search for his kin led him to South Korea, where his parents grew up. Upon finding his sibling and reconnecting with them, he also fell in love with the country. It was the exact change of scenery that he needed and had given him a new incentive to continue on with his art. 

These days, Theodore works as a freelance artist and when he’s not making money doing commissions and projects for people here and there, he makes a living being a personal trainer. He hopes to someday kick off his career as a professional, full time artist, but until then, he’s happy having it as a side job and hobby.

C O N N E C T I O N S

his younger sibling: self explanatory, i'll probably send in a wc to the main for this one, but if you're interested and have a muse that fits or you want to bring in a muse in the future that might fit, just let me know!

ex ( multiple ): teddy is a lover through and through, so it's not surprising that he's had a few relationships here and there. some lasting longer than others.

fwb ( multiple ): a guy's got needs, and this person never fails to fulfill them whenever he calls on them and vice versa.

inspo: teddy's made art pieces about / for this person before.

best friend / platonic soulmate: the peanut butter to teddy's jelly. the patrick to teddy's spongebob. the milk to teddy's cereal.

bad influence: teddy, despite his appearance, is a lot sweeter and soft than he appears to be. this person is the one that talks him into tapping into his not so nice side. he's been taken advantage of for his kindness before, and this person is tired of seeing people use teddy like that.

tug-of-war: these two go back and forth. one minute they're going on outings and dates and are all cuddled up, then the next they're arguing and fussing. a hot and cold type of relationship that teddy can't seem to get out of. they care for each other, but whenever they try to be anything more than friends, it falls apart.

practically roommates ( multiple ): teddy has his own place and his own roommate, but these two are always hanging out at each other's places. teddy really enjoys their company and vice versa.

note: if you can't find anything to your liking here, we can always brainstorm!

#jongno:hello #( teddy intro. )

[obscureashe]

Me: gender fem., I am a 🍐 shaped body(or chubby 🙆‍♀️), short hair(shoulder length), I'm kinda short too😢, I love me some romance, my love languages are: acts of service and physical touch

You can add anyone, If you want to write me as a slayer, If it doesn't work as a demon slayer I don't mind 😘

Thank you, and I'll try my best to boost your wonderful writing and account 🩷

(This is my first time requesting something like this)

thank you so much, that's so nice lol (╥﹏╥)♡ and since its your first match up I'll try to do my best. plus (i dont think) you included it, so i'm writing you a platonic + romantic match up!

For your platonic match up, i'm pairing you with. . .

Shinobu Kocho »

probably the most honest friend you'd ever have

advisor and mom friend, she'll take care of you no matter what

because of this, she's probably prone to offer you tea (or your favorite drink if you don't like tea) when the two of you spend time together

likes banter, and if you end up teasing her back it makes her laugh (so probably likes gossiping too)

a little round of roasting each other

but don't take any of it to heart, its just her weird way of showing she cares a ton for you

she appreciates every little thing you do, especially because your so helpful and thoughtful

she's usually really busy, so spending time with you is really relaxing and takes her mind off things

And for your romantic match up, i'm pairing you with. . .

Sanemi Shinazugawa »

would love being taller than you, also likes to tease you sometimes about it. well, points it out often (boys 5'10 btw)

it's hard for him to show those type of emotions (hard exterior kinda guy) they'll only come up when your alone together or in a heated moment

your love languages would fit him p e r f e c t l y ~

he respects that you'd rather do something meaningful then just tell him that you love him (lowkey likes that too but c'mon)

and physical touch? (oh man)

touching his scars, or any part of him has his nerves shot. he's obviously not used to it. . . but it grows on him indefinitely.

like physically shivering when you run your fingers across his scars (its 50% the sensitive skin and 50% because he's so damn anxious when you do it)

makes him blush, his ears get all red and hot, then he'll proceed to get all huffy about it

is very protective of you and is sure to show it, physically and verbally (he would fight anyone provoked or not)

favorite place to kiss: forehead + lips, 1: because he likes being taller and seeing you pouty and 2: likes to bite your lips while he's kissing you

and while we're on the subject his hugs are firm and tight, squishing you, but only for a split second

his long hugs are probably spent after a long night

(you're the perfect person to come back to)

probably wouldn't like anything too extravagant for valentines day, if he's planning something, it'll be just the two of you.

you and him, sounds like everything he needs

if he does get you a gift, it'll be something really personal to him, something he knows he can trust you to keep and protect

or even something that reminds him of you

(i think this also applies to a gift from you) he'd carry it somewhere hidden on him always, or even tie something of yours to his swords handle

ah, writing for sanemi was actually my favorite! and there you go! I really hoped you liked your match up results, and thank you so much for requesting

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[sillytaetime]

Taehyung Fluff A-Z

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A= Attractive (what do they find attractive about the other?)

Tae finds the amount of passion you have for your job and the things you love the most attractive on you.

B= Babies (do they want a family? why or why not?)

We all know Tae wants a family. I think the settled number of kids between the 2 of you would be 3 or 4. He just wants to show you how much he loves and cares for you and your family, he wants so many kids because he has so much love to give.

C= Cuddles (how do they cuddle?)

Tae isn’t too much of a cuddler. When he’s having a bad day, he would love to come home and crawl into your arms. Let’s be honest here, Tae just likes to be anywhere in your presence.

D= Dates (what are dates with him like?)

Tae would take you on dates for your anniversary’s. like, 1 month, 6 months, 1 year, 2 years, etc. At each anniversary, the gifts he brings you would slowly get more and more expensive until one day he gets you a ring and asks you to be his wife.

E= Everything; you are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world.. etc.)

You are my everything.

F= Feelings (when did he know he was in love?)

Tae knew he was in love with you when he took you to an aquarium for a date and you stared at the sea creatures with amazement. (He thought you looked adorable, and he couldn’t wait to have more dates like this!)

G= Gentle (are they gentle? if so, how?)

I think Tae is the gentlest member tbh. None of them would obviously treat you like glass, but Tae wouldn’t rough around with you very much, he just doesn’t like seeing you in pain (especially if it’s because of him).

H= Hold hands (how does he hold hands/ how much? does he like it?)

Ill just say this, he hasn’t put your hand down since the second you said yes to being his girlfriend.

I= Impression (his/your first impression/s)

Obviously, he thought you were beautiful, but he also thought you looked really smart and generous. The second he saw you he knew he would regret it if he didn’t ask you out (who would say no tho?).

J= Joker (is he into pulling pranks?)

He pulls pranks on the members a lot with you around, but he never purposely pulls pranks on you. One time, he and Jungkook were in the middle of a prank battle and when you came home, you got covered in shaving cream.

“OMGGG babieee!!! im soooo sorryyyyyyy that was meant for Jungkook!!!”

Of course, you accepted his apology, but he stopped pulling pranks after that day bc he didn’t want to accidentally prank you again.

K= Kisses (how does he kiss?)

Tell me you have a kissing addiction without telling me you have a kissing addiction. Man has an addiction to your lips. He NEVER, I repeat, NEVER leaves your lips alone. The boys even tell him to tone it down when they’re around.

L= Little things (what little things does he love/notice?)

He notices how you treat Yeontan like your child. You don’t ignore Yeontan (who would) and sometimes Tae feels second place to his own dog bc you love that dog sm.

M= Memory (his favorite memory with you)

Definitely the aquarium date. Nothing will beat that, not even your wedding day.

N= Nickel (does he spoil you?)

He spoils you with love and affection so why would you need his money? He does however, like spending money on you so a lot of your dates can also be just going to shopping centers and buying the whole stores.

O= Orange (what color reminds him of you?)

Orange reminds him of you because the color often gives a feeling of warmth and energy. You're such a warm and easy going person and Tae loves it.

P= Pet names (what pet names does he use for you?)

Baby (mutual); Taetae (you to him); Nae sarang (him to you)

Q= Questions (what questions is he always asking you?)

"Are you happy?" He just worries that he's not enough for you and he wants you to be happy.

R= Remember (his favorite memory of you?)

It's a tie between the aquarium date and whenever you play with kids. Both times, you were adorable.

S= Sad (how does he cheer you up?)

He cuddles and tries to make you giggle. Sometimes if he can't make you giggle, he gives you a shoulder to cry on so you can just cry it out, sometimes he's a listener and just listens to your problems while comforting you.

T= Talking (what do you guys talk about)

Your future. You guys often talk about the future you guys have. He likes to be on the same page.

U= Universe; use a metaphor, what are they to each other? (e.g. he was the universe, ever-changing and mysterious)

"This relationship is my compass, it shows me where I belong".

V= Very ____; their thoughts about each other (e.g. she’s very smart, he’s very stubborn, they’re very annoying etc.)

He's very weird.

She's very adorable.

W= Why (reasons why he loves you)

He love you because you are you. You don't change for anyone and he loves it.

X= Xylophone (what’s your song?)

Yummy by Justin Bieber.

Y= You are the ____ to my ____ (e.g. you are the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)

You are the light to my dark tunnel.

Z= Zebra (what pet would you two adopt together?)

Why adopt a pet when he has Yeontan?

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ShinMina sfw alphabet

HITOSHI EDITION | MINA'S

authors note: it's been a while since i've posted and I've finally felt like doing something! I have also really been digging the domestic fluff vibe these days so I did something a little ✨indulgent✨ Something for Mina will be posted soon, I hope :) i might also regret this in the morning haha

(also i took this prompt list from tumblr but i cant find the og user so I'm having a crisis- like i want to give credit really bad--)

(nobody @ me for this)

words: 2,507

warnings: none :D just a bunch of fluff and theres like, mentions of kisses (skip the k's if you're not into that bestie <3)

A: Affection (how affectionate are they? how do they show they care?)

in public, he doesn’t show much affection (not a big fan of pda).

the most he’ll do is hold her hand and kiss her knuckles or her head.

at home, he’s clingy and cuddly.

literally wanders the house with his arms wrapped around her while she gets stuff done.

his love language is probably quality time and physical touch

So he shows he cares by hanging out and doing things together, snuggling or probably just getting her things he thinks she'll like

B: Beauty (what do they admire about their s/o? what do they think is beautiful about them?)

MINA’S F R E C K L E S

Hitoshi already thinks she's super pretty (of course of course)

but I feel like a very underrated headcanon (if it even exists) is that Mina has freckles.

like he counts them and compares them to stars like???? That’s so cute 😭

i also think he loves that she dances.

like he loves her dedication to it and that she’s been doing it so long. He thinks she’s so talented like he’s so proud of her

C: Cuddles (do they like to cuddle? how would they cuddle?)

Hitoshi loves cuddling

probably hanging out on the couch and just cuddling together or he’s using her thigh as a pillow (and vice versa).

he just likes to be held and holding the other person so while Mina koalas around him, he's just chilling

so a huge headcanon is Hitoshi is an insomniac but I think Mina makes him sleepy 🥺💤 (this is probably NAWT how insomnia works but shhhh!! i'm trying my best)

like he’ll pass out if they’re there too long and she’s like “‘Toshi, my leg is asleep” and he’s literally pulling that honk shoe stuff right then and there (the audacity /j)

D: Domestic (do they want to settle down? how are they with cooking and cleaning?)

i think they would get married in the future because, hello, OTP

Hitoshi is probably a better cook than Mina so +1 points for being a rare kind of man 👏

he’s also probably good at cleaning, too.

kind of like “wipe your feet at the door” or “we have coasters for a reason, Mina :/“ energy.

like reminds people to take the trash out and wipe the counters, “clean as you go” kind of person.

E: Ending (if they had to break up with their s/o, how would they do it?)

i think he’d would be Really upset if he had to break up with Mina.

i don’t see him as the type to push things when they shouldn't be so he would have a very serious sit-down talk to Mina about it instead of trying to squeeze the already failing relationship dry.

i know a lot of people say they would stay friends after these kinds of things but I think it would be too awkward and emotional if they still hung out (especially while with their friend groups)

like it would PHYSICALLY PAIN him to be around her after the breakup

as for the reason they broke up, it wouldn’t be a big fall out or falling out of love situation but it’s just not working anymore and he just would be willing to admit that

F: Fiancé (how do they feel about commitment? how fast do they want to get married?)

these days, i usually write them around the age of 19 and in college, so it wouldn���t be “Now” or “soon”

if he knew that person long enough, and they have been seeing each other for a while and trusted each other and he really liked them, he would be down for commitment since Hitoshi has already been with her for so long.

i think, in my writing, they would probably get engaged/married around their mid-twenties (26 maybe?)

G: Gentle (how gentle are they? physically and emotionally)

SO gentle

even when he hugs her Tightly, he’s making sure to be gentle with her

Hitoshi would never hurt anyone unless he had to (probably) and he cares for Mina a lot anyway

he’s always making sure that she’s comfortable and he’s never gruff

if he did somehow cause her accidental physical pain, he would be internally beating himself up but externally making sure was okay and getting her whatever she needs

as for emotional, he’s never rough emotionally

with people he isn't close with, that's when he's not so careful and might come off as cold or rude

he knows to talk things out and acknowledge feelings and emotional pain and he tries not to be aggressive. He’s just really calm

H: Hugs (do they like hugs? how often do they do it, and what are they like?)

dfhkkfjdfhhtyhh this guy-

like he literally does back hugs and smooches the nape of the neck and rests his head on her shoulder like-

back hugs are his favorite

just like with cuddling, he’s grabby and affectionate

his hugs are so warm and homie and calming

i can see his frame being tall and a little small so I think he would just scoop Mina up and hug her ❤️

I: I love you (how fast would they say ‘i love you’?)

probably not so fast

he doesn’t just throw important things around like that if he doesn’t mean them.

the first time he says “I love you” is like almost a year into their relationship and he cant sleep and Mina stays awake with him the whole night so he’s not lonely or restless 🥺✨❤️

and he meANS IT

she was probably so caught off guard

and he's there acting like a normal person like "calm down u knew this was coming"

J: Jealousy (how jealous do they get? how do they act when they’re jealous?)

Hitoshi wouldn’t get jealous super often

i mentioned he was calm and not aggressive earlier, but that’s not to say he doesn’t have a few insecurities

i don’t think he would act out but I think he would get upset if someone was trying to flirt with/impress Mina

he knows Mina is attractive (like c’mon 🙄-) and that stuff happens

(or does it? I have no reference or experience in this field)

He would most likely just hold her hand a little firmer and walk away from a situation like that

K: Kisses (what are their kisses like? where do they kiss their s/o, and where do they like to be kissed?)

So.Tender

he's also not rough with kisses

my guy is a gentleman

he can demand attention and kisses all day but they’re all soft and pretty innocent.

his kisses are soft and feathery

they go from light pecks to a little bit on the lingering side

Hitoshi likes to Mina on her cheeks, lips, nose, nape of the neck (during those back hug moments), and head

BUT

he absolutely MELTS when they're hugging or something and she just kind of presses her lips against his collarbone or chest (innocently!! i dont trust u guys tbh)

and he just freezes up for like a sec???

any kisses are good kisses to him

L: Little ones (how are they around kids? do they want kids?)

i think he’s be good with kids as long as they’re the “quiet kid” (prolly cuz he was That kid)

if they’re loud and screaming, he gets nervous and he can’t blend well

he wouldn’t be the kind of person to want kids either because that’s not something he could do

like he's a great person but he’s not the type to want kids and that's chill

he's the cool uncle anyways

M: Mornings (how are mornings spent with them?)

lazy and sleepy

there is a high chance he’s getting into Mina’s apartment when he’s bored so they just lie around on the couch until like 9 or 10 drifting in and out of sleep

or they go on a walk to get coffee then they pass out

once tried to make toast but it burnt so bad the smell woke her up

in fact, that incident was so bad, she had to get a new toaster (he forgot to check the setting 🙄)

N: Nights (how are nights spent with them?)

it depends on their moods

they either lie around and watch movies and quiet or they’re

chatting and eating takeout and talking loudly about their day (or judging people 🙄)

sometimes she'll fall alseep on him and he just lies awake

or they both pass out

O: Open (when would they start revealing things about themselves? do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

he’s the type to not start spouting his business to random people or talk about himself so things are revealed kind of slowly

Hitoshi doesn’t trust super easily but if they click well he might start speaking up and mentioning things

as life goes on she finds out more about him because he just suddenly decides to tell her

and she just adds it to the notes folder on her phone

P: Patience (how easily do they get angry?)

he’s a very chill person so I think his patience runs pretty long but it depends on the situation

Mina never makes him made tho

i don’t think he would get mad but more moody and frustrated

i can see this happening if Mina is upset and avoids his questions and thats how it starts

with *worry*

if someone was bothering Mina though……. sheesh. I think that’s when something bad might happen

he might try to stay calm but then he might burst

Q: Quizzes (how much do they remember about their s/o? do they remember every detail, or do they forget everything?)

he is VERY attentive to his surroundings

Mina plays an important role in his life as a s/o (but also with friends) so why wouldn’t he remember things?

he knows her favorite color, flowers, song, coffee or takeout order.

he knows when they had their first date and what they talked about.

he knows how many freckles are on her face (ah babe 🥺)

pays so much attention to the smallest things

“I got you these earrings because you mentioned you like the style” “yeah once like 3 months ago????” “idk why you’re weirded out with what I remember considering you have the date and time, Mina 🙄”

R: Romantic (how romantic are they? do they go all out for dates, or do they prefer staying home?)

he is a very casual romantic but if she has needs, he’s okay with trying to meet them.

my guy wil just STEP UP 💪💯

Hitoshi likes to stay inside but he knows it’s good to go outside (and staying in all the time gets boring)

so although he likes staying in, wrapped like a burrito, binging anime, he also likes going out to eat or taking a walk or going to the park (particularly to push Mina on the swings)

actually he likes to go out more than you might think

sometimes he just doesn't realize it (you know how introverts do)

S: Security (how protective are they? how would they protect their s/o?)

he’s not a guard dog and super protective over what she does

like he’ll hold her hand when crossing the street or get a good firm grasp on her hand in crowds but he really doesn’t care what she does

not in a careless way

Mina is her own person and an adult so why shouldn’t he trust her?

if the situation is tense or she’s feeling uncomfortable that’s when he steps in and tries to either help out or get out of there

but if she needs him to be protective in some situation, he will

T: Try (how much effort would they put in? like dates and gifts?)

this kind of coincides with the "quizzes" section

but just enough

like he’s sweet and always collects information about her so gifts are easy

i wouldn’t say he plans forever to do things

but there’s always effort put in for her because he likes it when she’s happy 🥺🥰

he just knows what to do :D

Hitoshi also knows Mina is spontaneous (when she feels like it, which is also spontaneous), so he'll change things up for her or they decide together what they want to do

U: Ugly (what are some bad habits of theirs?)

he doesn’t always communicate well-which leads to misunderstandings or bottled-up emotions (which leads to outbursts)

or he doesn’t always voice his needs

i think what he’s upset about always changes so there’s different sources of upsetti (sleep, school, family,etc)

because I just think they would

they probably non-verbally communicate sometimes

like they just know what the other wants

V: Vanity (how concerned are they with their looks?)

not very concerned.

some days he puts more effect into his look but other days he looks like a tall hobo next to a beautiful goddess.

he knows he’s good looking but he’s not obsessed or super concerned with it

W: Whole (would they feel incomplete without their s/o?)

I think he would be lonely without her.

he doesn’t click well with others (romantically or platonically) so Mina is like a breath of fresh air to his daily life

They do a lot for and with each other so he would probably miss her if she wasn’t around (he would get REALLY clingy if he hadn’t seen her for a while)

even just little things he would miss

like holding her hand or being greeted with a hug when they greet each other

(i would be made at myself if i separated them for whatever reason)

X: Xtra (what’s a random hc for them?)

His favorite kind of dates are when he and Mina get slushies or something and go to a playground when no one's around

they're acting dumb and stuff :')

and hyped on sugar

and it was a huge mistake to let them go near the swings because Mina just dared him that he couldn't push her high enough

shes screaming now because of the mix of adrenaline and sugar rush plus she almost fell out of her seat

people think they're crazy but that's okay <3

they're both tired and sweaty from all the screaming and Mina throwing acorns at him out of revenge

then they just

lay in the gravel and talk

Y: Yuck (what are some things they wouldn’t like, in general?)

he doesn’t like plums or raisins (I guess that also includes dates)

but in a partner it would probably be someone who's constantly seeking attention

or liers

he appreciates honesty to the fullest 😤💯

Z: Zzz (do they snore? sleep talk? sleep walk?)

boy is an angel when he sleeps

like he just lays there quietly and just slumbers

10/10 a big cutie

just wrapped up in a big blanket and fluffy pillows all comfy (I’m honestly jealous)

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[marvylaxamana]

I'm in my third year now. I can't even begin to count the number of times our college professors asked us, as education students, why we chose English as our major. The reason is that I want to make my inner child happy. I've wanted to teach English since elementary because I love interacting with children and I truly enjoy the subject. Additionally, my mom said that I do well in our English classes (well, that was back when English classes were still as easy as ABC haha). And so here I am, blogging about my experiences as an English major.

I needed to adjust to a new environment and people during my first year, which was difficult for me as an introvert. Fortunately, I knew a few folks from high school. And the mere notion of attending "college" terrified me. I think that my second year was manageable. Now that I'm a junior, I believe our thesis was my biggest challenge. Well, speaking in English is another aspect of being an English major, especially when it comes to recitations. Even though our professors are speakers of Tagalog, they still say to us, "Can you speak in English? I don't understand you." That makes sense because we are majoring in English (but it's challenging haha). Writing essays and reflection papers is another aspect of being an English major. Although I enjoy writing, I still ran out of English words in this major! Reporting is another matter. One of my favorite college memories is how, from being frightened to speak in front of a group of people, I now enjoy engaging in pertinent discussions like a true instructor. If you have glossophobia, as I do, but still want to practice public speaking, consider majoring in English. As Zig Ziglar said, F-E-A-R has two meanings: 'Forget Everything And Run' or 'Face Everything And Rise. ' The choice is yours. Literature is another aspect of majoring in English. Children and adolescent literature, Philippine literature, Afro-Asian literature, English and American literature, and Contemporary, Popular, and Emergent literature. You can name more if I haven't mentioned all the literature-related topics. In addition to the previously laid out English major stuff, we also have phonemic charts and sentence diagramming, which are all not a joke! Imagine grouping different parts of the sentence visually when performing sentence diagramming. Imagine attending an English class, and you come across /kæt/ and /ˈvɪʒn/. I felt like I could no longer read when I got to college haha.

Majoring in English is generally quite challenging. Some professors would say things like, "You are an English majors, you should know this." or even, "English majors should be the role model for all education students." But, it's possible that their purpose was not to put undue pressure on us. Perhaps they're trying to say, "As English majors, we may know this and learn more." and "English majors can set a good example for the betterment of everyone."

As a junior in college, if I were asked to give some tips, I would say to meet good friends and learn time management.

1. Be in the company of good friends. Friends who have reached adulthood mentally can assist you psychologically. Friends who will inspire you to achieve academic excellence. Friends who will lift your spirits when you're about to give a speech, report, play, or anything else that makes you anxious. Friends that won't pressure you to squander your savings and go everywhere practically every day. Yes, going out is an excellent idea, especially after a rigorous week of exams, since you definitely deserve it. However, if you can no longer pay the charges, learn how to say no!! Friends that, in a class full of dangerous knives, won't make you overthink if they are stabbing you from behind. It's important to make friends in college, but make sure they will clap for your wins instead of pulling you down (and you should clap for theirs, too). Simply put, find friends who will assist you in succeeding in college. 

2. Acquire time management skills. If the professor assigned you a LOT of academic work, that is extremely distressing. Whine like a kid? Go On. Cry like a heartbroken teenager? Go On. Breathe again after that. Breathe, and then begin time management. Make a list of all the tasks you have to accomplish and their due dates. The next step is to set a schedule at which you will begin completing each activity. It is best to finish tasks with earlier deadlines first. The following tasks will then come next. It's good to rest. However, try not to let social media use take up all of your time. Still, the best rest is sleep. Health should also be a top priority. If you know that your body needs rest, give that to yourself.

That concludes my story of being an English major (those tips are just a bonus hehe). Honestly, during high school, I considered taking a different course. What if I pursue a different line of work? What happens if I give it a shot? However, being an English major made me realize I want to become a teacher. Not because I'm the best at it but because I find the language and the subject so mesmerizing.

#PopLit #BlogWriting #EnglishMajor

[shinestarhwaa]

JONGHO NSFW ALPHABET

A - Aftercare (how is he after sex)

I think he's very gentle with you and he'll give you some food and water and a lot of cuddles.

B- Bodypart (his favourite bodypart on you)

I don't know why but I feel like he loves thighs, he loves running his hand over them, kissing them, biting them.

C - Cum (anything to do with cum)

He doesn't really care where he cums, whether it's inside of you, your mouth or your hand, he wants whatever you feel comfortable with.

D - Dirty secret (his dirty secret)

He looks at you while you do daily tasks and thinks about bending you over nearly all the time.

E - Experience (how experienced is he?)

He has some experience I'd say, but not too much.

F - Favourite position

Probably loves doggy or missionary with your legs over his shoulders.

G - Goofy (how he acts in the moment?)

I don't thinks he acts goofy during, maybe a bit before or after, but he's quite serious about it.

H - Hair (how groomed is he?)

Just like Yunho he is very well-trimmed. He doesn't let it grow too far but he won't shave all off.

I - Intimacy (how passionate is he?)

Jongho is super passionate so he will pull out all the romantic clichés for you, roses, lights, candles, anything.

J - Jack off (how often does he masturbate?)

I would say average, 2-3 times a week?

K - Kink

I think it's fairly obvious I'd pick this but strength kink??? He loves to pin you down and show what he's got.

L - Location (what's his favourite place to have sex?)

Jongho is a neat man and I think he'd prefer to keep everything behind closed doors. Preferably in the bedroom, occasionally against the wall btw.

M - Motivation (what keeps him going?)

YOU keep him going, especially if you'll clench around him.

N - NO (what is a no-go for him/turn-offs?)

He doesn't want anyone else to be included or to hear/see you. You're his and his only.

O - Oral (giving or receiving, skill etc.)

He's more on the receiving side. I think he'd use his fingers more often rather than his mouth but he'll do anything to please you.

P - Pace (fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

Definitely more on the slow and sensual side, makes you beg for more.

Q - Quickie (their opinion on quickies)

He's not really into quickies as he loves taking his time with you. He does not wanna pressure you.

R - Risk (experiments, taking risks etc.)

Not that risky, might experiment with several kinks or things to try out.

S - Stamina (how long does he last?)

Lasts for a good 2 long rounds I'd say?

T - Toys (do they own toys? does he use them with his partner or himself?)

I don't think he owns any but he'd use a vibrator on you, I think he'd love that actually.

U - Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

He's a bit of a tease I'd say? Not as much as some of the other members but Jongho is very subtle about it. If he unbuttons a few buttons of his shirt you know shit's 'bout to go down.

V - Volume (how loud are they? what sounds do they make?)

Isn't that loud, he'll grunt/groan and moan your name occasionally but he's not that vocal in that sense. But he is the type to talk during.

W - Wild Card (random headcanon)

He pushes the vibrator inside you deeper, putting it on the highest setting, making you clench and squirm, pulling at the ties on your wrists, but you couldn't do anything. You were helpless and completely at Jongho's mercy.

X - X-Ray (what's going on in them pants?)

I would say he's got an average size leaning more to a thicker than a longer one.

Y - Yearning (how high is their sexdrive?)

Has an average sexdrive, will probably do it around 2-3 times a week.

Z - ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards?)

Will take care of you and wait for you to be okay and asleep before he does, so he does not fall asleep quickly.

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#kpop #ateez #smut #shinestarhwaa #jongho

[la-principessa-della-squadra]

Hello!! May I request La Squadra dealing with a drunk fem reader? Thank you!

Oh, darling...these men are going to get you wasted for good! Be Prepared!Thank you again for your patience, as you already know, I had lost everything on this ask and this took ages to rewrite. A great thanks to my friend @bennycake who supported me through this chaos.

Tequila,Sale e Limone-La Squadra x Drunk Fem! reader!

TW: Alcohol, curses, blasphemies, heavy drugs, violence, sexual harassment, r-slur, f-slur

Formaggio

Everything started when Formaggio screamed:

“ANNAMO A VIVERE” which roughly translates to ‘LET’S GET WASTED.’

You’re actually drunk because of him. And He’s drunk because of…well, him. Hanging out with Formaggio automatically means “getting drunk in a sport bar” and that’s exactly what he has planned for you.

The man takes you eagerly to one of his favorite bars to watch the soccer game, with him. Tonight there’s Lazio vs Napoli and there’s nothing a Roma supporter loves more than see Lazio soccer team losing a game against ANYONE.

You may not know this, but during soccer games, Italians usually consume gallons and gallons of alchol. Especially beer. Be it the Menabrea, Ichnusa, Peroni or that piss called ‘Nastro Azzurro’, during any soccer game, the average Italian would chug even some gasoline in order to stay high and full of energy for the entire match. The second thing you notice is that almost everyone has a cigarette in their hands, even the waitresses. After all, it’s 2001 and there’s still no smoking-free law in indoor spaces.

“Aò Barista!Ven a pijà i cadaveri! Chicca, Tu non stai bevendo. Dì a zietto Forma quello che vuoi, offro io, chicca. CHEVORRDIRE CHE VOI’ LO SPRITZ??? Io cor spritz me ce faccio i gargarismi!BARISTA! 2 NEGRONI PE’ LA CHICCA! E PE' ME 'N THÈ, 'N PÈ, 'N MÈ, 'N FÈ!!- SO’ ENTRATO ‘NA FASE RUM!!!”

(Aò Barman! Come and get the glasses!Baby,you're not drinking enough. Tell Uncle Forma what you want, it's on me, Babe. WHAT!? YOU WANT A SPRITZ? I brush my teeth with Aperol Spritz! AO BARMAN! 2 NEGRONI FOR THE LIL’ GIRL RIGHT HERE!-A STRAIGHT RUM FOR ME! I WAS BORN TO RUM!)

There is only one beer you are forbidden to order in any bar, or rather, you are forbidden to order if you are a man. Penalty: a collective lynching by all the male patrons present in the bar. The beer in question is the ‘Corona Extra'.if a man orders a 'Corona' will cause the outrage of many ‘alpha males’ and the poor bastard will be labeled as ‘frocio’ (‘f*gott)

“Guarda quella frociarola con la Corona-ARBITRO FISCHIA IN MEZZO A 'E COSCE DE TU' MOJE CHE DE FALLI SE N'INTENDE!!!”

(Look at that poor bastard with the Corona-PENALTY!!! THAT WAS PENALTY!!! THE REFEREE IS A FUCKING SELL-OUT DICK SUCKER FAGG*T!!)

This does not apply to women.

Although beer is the most popular drink, any spirits with more than three alcoholic bases is culturally accepted in any bar. So you have no choice but to drink and get wasted.No apéritif cocktail will be socially accepted.

However, Napoli wins against Lazio 2-1 and Formaggio takes the chance to order another round of shots while he keeps you sitting on his lap.

“DAJE CHICCA FEMO TEQUILA SALE E LIMONE CHE POI STASERA ‘ANNAMO A DALLAS!”

(BABE, TONIGHT I’LL GET YOU SUM' NOSE SUGAR! LET'S DO SUM' TEQUILA SHOTS WITH SALT AND LEMON!)

It's past one o'clock in the morning and the waiters are starting to stack the tables and take away the ashtrays, a clear sign that it's time to take off. Both of you have now reached a new stage of ‘drunkenness’ where you are left with only two options: Number 1 find a bed. Or more accurately, any horizontal surface to rest on.

Option number 2: Drink even more until the next morning. You can tell by the way Formaggio is rolling his third drum of the night that he has no intention of going home. Luckily you don’t have to drive.

However, After all those drinks, you can't walk straight, and you almost end up falling on the cobblestones. Eventually, Formaggio notices you staggering towards the no parking sign as you try to run away from him and decide to toss the cigarette paper he was about to roll and take action.

“Chicca, venime cor foco…Chicca?CHICCA! N’DO VAI?? AHÒ! CHICCA!! AHÒ, CONTO FINO A TRE: SE A DUE NUN STAI QUA, A UNO TE PRENDO!...Dai Chicca non farmi correre che nun c’ho la forza”

(Babe, pass me a light…Where-BABE WHERE ARE GOING? AHÒ! I'LL COUNT TO THREE: IF YOU'RE NOT HERE WHEN I REACH TWO, I'LL CATCH YOU AT ONE!....C’mun Babe! Don’t Run! DON’T RUN! I’m gonna puke!)

The man starts running after you and when he finally grabs you, He picks you up like a princess and puts you on his shoulders. He’s definitely having fun with you. After trapping you on his shoulders, He grabs his Motorola and starts looking at the phonebook contacts.

“ALE’! Ti ho presa, chicca!!Così non mi scappi più.Voglio proprio vedere come fai a scendere da quassù…Ora sai che facciamo? Ci facciamo venire a prendere e ci spariamo il talco di Pollon…mmh.. ci starebbe Biancaneve…No sticazzi. Quello si è già tirato pure le strisce der campo …LULU! Ce sta Lulù! Ora lo chiamo”

(ALE'! I GOTCHA YA GIRLl! I really wanna see you getting down from here... Now. You know what we are gonna do? We’re gonna get us some sugar, Babe! … Who should I ask? Ghiaccio? No way. I bet he’s already wasted his entire paycheck ...Lulu!Lulu’s free! He’s gonna pick us up!)

Illuso

After a 15 minutes wait that seemed like an eternity, you see an Alfa Romeo coming from a ZTL zone, drifting violently on the cobblestones and drastically stopping a few inches from the two of you. The window slowly lowers to reveal an annoyed Illuso. The man immediately glances at you in annoyance and then raises an eyebrow at Formaggio.

“Perchè c’è anche la figétta?”

(Why is she here?)

“Bella Lulù! non sarà ora di cambiare a sto catorcio di macchina che ti ritrovi?”

(SUP' Lulu, isn't it time to replace this wreck of a car of yours??)

says Formaggio leaning on the car door with both of his elbows.

“Preferivi forse tornare a piedi fino alle Vele di Scampia? Testina di cazzo.”

(Perhaps you'd rather walk to 'Vele di Scampia' district? You dickhead.”

“...Ma stasera semo da Melevisione allora! DAJE! ”

(...Tonight we’re at Melone’s??DAJE!)

Formaggio rubs his hands smugly. Everything is permitted at Melone’s house. Plus, the lavender man prepares phenomenal cocktails.

“alàgnite. montate su.”

(Get in losers, we're going shopping.)

Formaggio quickly opens the passenger door and immediately picks you up in his arms like a princess. Your eyes meet for about two seconds, his face is so close to yours that it feels like he's about to give you a kiss.

Without taking his eyes off yours, he grins languidly and whispers:

"Chicca, C'avrei da ditte na cosa ma se te limono faccio prima…”

(Forgive me for this, baby girl…)

…and then he shoves you onto the passenger seats nonchalantly, and he slips into them too, almost getting on top of you.

“Assicurami che non mi vomita.”

(Assure me she won’t throw up)

“E che te sembro, Allianz?”

(I don’t even know what an “assurance” is.)

Out of spite, Illuso restarts the car puts the gear in reverse, and makes a brutal U-turn without waiting for Formaggio to close the car door. The poor was this close to is just about to be thrown out of the car.

“MANNAGGIA AR CORE DE CRISTO!! PER POCO NON MI DIVENTAVO TUTT’UNO COR MARCIAPIEDE, TESTA DI CAZZO!!AO. MA LA PATENTE L’HAI PRESA COI PUNTI DER MULINO BIANCO???...Chicca, stai bene?”

(JESUS CHRIST ILLUSO!! I'VE ALMOST BECOME ONE WITH THE SIDEWALK! WHOEVER GAVE YOU YOUR LICENSE WAS BOTH BLIND AND A FAGG*T?? THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY YOU DRIVE LIKE ONE!!! Babe…Are you ok?).

Finally Formaggio closes the car door and in doing so he accidentally notices that one of the latest copy of ‘Tv Sorrisi e Canzoni has been left on the car dashboard still wrapped in plastic and slightly covered in suspicious white dust.

“...Lulù.Ma te sei già dato ‘na botta?Dove hai nascosto la Pollon?”

(Lulu, you’ve already snorted sum, haven’t ya? Where is it?)

“Che domande.Altrimenti dove la trovavo la forza di venirvi a prendere? Hey bambola, stai attenta a non rompere il sacchetto col tuo culo.”

(If not, where would I find the strength to come and get you? Hey doll, be careful not to break the bag with your ass.)

Answers Illuso keeping his eyes on the road.

“Perdonami angioletto, sto cercando la tua polverina...A te ‘a residenza nun te la daranno mai perchè c’hai ‘n culo fuori dal comune….”

("Forgive me,sweet angel. I'm just looking for your dust…)

Formaggio eagerly lifts your leg in search of some angel dust. The bag is no bigger than a cheese cracker, and it has casually tucked itself under your thigh. The man looks more pleased with where it's slipped. Suddenly, you see the expression on the man's face changes abruptly, from a smug look to one of irritation and confusion.

Formaggio brings the bag close to the window, trying to look through it by holding it up to the light. There is so little coke in the clear bag that it is hard to tell how much is left with the naked eye.

“...Ammazza.Ma qua ci saranno a malapena du’ strisce…Chi s’è inculato la neve?Io e la chicca eravamo pronti a fa’ la settimana bianca…”

(...Fuck...There’s at best half a line of coke left in here. Who's got the rest?? We were ready to get fucked up, but not like this…)

Groans Formaggio pulling you closer to him on the backseat. Suddenly he gets a brilliant idea. With disarming nonchalance, he slips the bag of coke under the elastic band of your bra, so he doesn’t have to keep it in his pants pockets without risking breaking the plastic.

“Il resto ce l’ha Biancaneve, ha detto che ci raggiunge a casa di Melone non appena torna dal casinò.Se vuoi c’è del Baylis sotto al sedile.”

(Ghiaccio has the rest, he said he'll meet us at Melone's house as soon as he gets back from the casino.)

Illuso counters by suddenly turning into Via Luigi Guanella, cutting off a Fiat Punto and not giving way to a couple of scooters at the crossroads, immediately followed by an echo of honks and ‘Chitammort’. After hearing all those noises, Formaggio decides to roll down his passenger window and shout:

“SÒNA 'N MEZZO ALLE COSCE DE TU' MOJE CHE CE STA PIU' TRAFFICO!... Illuso, Te prego, dimme che me stai a pija’ pe’ culo, proprio er Biancaneve?”

(HOW DARE YOU HOKING AT US WITH A FUCKING FIAT PUNTO??! …Illuso, please tell me you’re joking…Ghiaccio?Really?)

“Se tu pensi di essere incazzato, pensa quanto lo è Pro. Non si poteva fare altrimenti visto che è lo stesso Ghiaccio che ce l’ha procurata.”

(If you think you're pissed, think how pissed Pro is.We had no choice, Ghiaccio is our Eric Clapton,you know. )

“Mejo de ‘n carcio a li cojoni.. Chicca te che dici? AO’ CHICCA NON MI DORMIRE! RIPIJATE! Ce penso io…”

(Well, it’s better than nothing..What do you think, babe?BABE? BABE YOU CAN’T FALL ASLEEP RIGHT NOW! WAKE UP! Ok,let me do this…)

Formaggio notices you’re falling asleep because of all of that cheap booze you drank at the bar. The man sticks his hand under the car seats looking for the bottle of Baileys Illuso mentioned before. Once found, he puts a hand on your shoulder to keep you straight and shakes you gently.

“Aò, Bona de papà, adesso ‘taccate a sta bottiglia e ingoi tutto ciò che ti entra in bocca.”

(Now, hit the bottle and swallow everything that comes in your mouth!)

Formaggio says after opening the bottle of Baileys and pushing it to your lips as if it were a baby bottle. Illuso senses the double entendre in your conversation and makes a sarcastic comment:

“Che schifo diocane, sei così coatto che questo è l’unico modo in cui una donna ti può fare una pompa?”

(Ew…you're so lame that this is the only way a woman will give you a blow job?)

“AO.STATTE ZITTO LULU’! O quando scendiamo te do’ li schiaffi a due a due finchè nun diventano dispari….Bevi,Chicca! Bravissima!Hai fatto pratica?”

(SHUT YOUR FACE LULU! I’ll give you 2 slap in each cheek until I reach an odd number….C’mun girl, You can do it! Drink it up... You’re Chuggin’ it like a champion! Have you been practicing?)

“Comunque siamo quasi arrivati, piccioncini.”

(Anyway, we're almost there, lovebirds.)

Pesci

Melone's apartment is located on the 12th floor of Vela B in Scampia. Despite the dangerous area, the atmosphere inside the man's house is very warm and pleasant.

Prosciutto and Risotto have been there for an hour or so together with Pesci, and they have already sat down in the small living room. Risotto offered his teammate some Cuban cigars and while Melone and Pesci politely declined the offer, Prosciutto was already looking for a lighter in his jacket.

Judging by the scratching of a record player in the background and the trump cards scattered between some empty glasses on the coffee table, the whole evening has been rather peaceful.

After finishing his Americano, Pesci gets up from the sofa to resets Melone’s record player, as the lavender man quickly appears from the kitchen to take back the empty glasses.

“Mele, si nun te spiace io iess a fumare ‘na canna in terrazza...”

(Melone, f you don’t mind, I’ll smoke a joint on your balcony)

“Figurati, fa 'home si fossi a casa tua. il posacenere è già fuori”

(Don't worry, make yourself at home. There’s already an ashtray outside.)

“Grazie Fra’...”

(Thanks Fra’...)

‘Pop Porno’ starts playing in the background.

“Pesci. Non fumi il sigaro offerto dal capo, ma ti fai di quella robaccia?"

(Pesci. You won't accept the cigar offered by the boss, but you're smoking that shit?)

"Lascialo fare, il picciotto ha bisogno di una canna.”

(Let him be, the boy needs a joint.)

Replies Risotto lifting his head to the ceiling and puffing a few ‘O’s with his cigar.

Pesci quickly slips on his coat and hurries out onto the terrace followed by his teammates’ comments. Sitting on the hedge, he lights the joint letting the heat of the lighter warm his hands in the cold of the night.

After a few moments, the boy hears the sound of a pair of tires on the road. Looking down, he recognizes Illuso's Alfa. Then He notices you and Formaggio getting out of the car and decides to inform the others.

"FRAAAA'...è arrivato Formi con Lulù!"

(FRAAAA'...Formi has arrived with Lulu!)

"...Ti sembra che me ne freghi qualcosa?è Ghiaccio quello con la coca."

(...Do I look like I give a damn? Ghiaccio is the one with the coke.)

"... C'è anche la 'uagliona con loro...Poraccia, non si regge in piedi."

(... There's also the 'girl' with them...Poor thing, she’s so drunk she can't stand up.)

“GANZOOOO~ HA FATTO DI MORTO BENE A VENI’ QUI!”

(DI MOLTO! SHE’S HERE TOO!I was waiting for this moment…)

Screams Melone from the kitchen followed by the sound of broken glass.

Risotto

One way or another, Formaggio and Iluso manage to get you to Melone's apartment. Formaggio even carries you on his shoulders for a few flights of stairs while holding the bottle of Baylis in his left hand. In the end, you arrive safely on the 12th floor, maybe a little dizzy.

Standing in front of the door, Illuso ruthlessly pushes the doorbell, pressing it with his elbow instead of his finger.

“Riconosco la sonata, chist’ è Lulù. Si nun e' apriamo a' porta, sicuro che rompe pur chist campanello, proprio come da Formi.”

(This is definitely Lulu. If we don't open the door, he's going to break the doorbell just like He did at Formaggio’s!)

Risotto decides to do the honors of the house and after placing the Cuban cigar in the ashtray, he calmly gets up and goes to open the door, welcoming you with his intimidating stature. His black sclerae observe you from top to bottom.

Noticing your state of devastation while Formaggio holds you up to his shoulder, he smiles mellifluously at you.

“Mizzica’ picciotta, Quanto hai bevuto?Beddra Matri, che le avete dato?”

(Damn baby girl, how much did you drink? What did you give her?)

Risotto grabs both of your hands and holds them tightly to guide you all the way into Melone's living room without knocking you over. He gradually manages to make you sit in his chair. In the meantime, Formaggio and Illuso enter the house and are greeted by Melone, who, being still busy in the kitchen, directly screams:

“BOIADEH BIMBIIIIIIII”

(MY DUUUUUDES!)

“Assèttati picciotta. Moviti ddocu. Lu patruni di lu sceccu è lu 'ncritatu...”

(Sit down girl, don't move. It's easy to see who drank the most in this group…)

“Sera troiette.”

(‘Sup bitches.)

“Bella chicchiiii!”

(What up broooos!)

“Attia! l’avete fatta solo bere?”

(Hey! did you just make her drink?)

Asks Risotto recalling his teammates’ attention while inspecting your arms and eyes.

“Sì capo, niente di niente. Niente Prozac, niente acidi, niente Pollon.”

(Yes capo. She had nothing. no Prozac, no LSD, no coke.)

“...Ovviamente voi non avete mai un cazzo di niente. Dobbiamo aspettare che quell’altro mentecatto ritorni dal casinò.”

(...Of course, you morons got nothing on you. That’s why we have to wait for that mentally challenged moron.)

“Ciao anche a te, testina di cazzo.”

(And good evening to you too, dickhead.)

Illuso replies, giving Prosciutto the finger and heading towards the terrace to greet Pesci...and also to steal him a drag of Mary Jane.

“Pompa su li freni Pro, er duro vallo a fa’ ar cesso.”

(Stop being a cocksucker Pro, you're not that tough.)

“Hai voglia di scherzare Formaggio?”

(Are you in the mood for a joke, Formaggio?)

“Rambo, Butta ‘a fascetta e stai tranco…Se vuoi la polvere, prima devi trovare l’angioletto”

(Calm down, bitch. If you’re looking for the dust, first you have to find the angel.)

Formaggio nods toward you with his head. Prosciutto turns around almost in disbelief and immediately begins to undress you with his eyes. After scanning you long enough, he notices a small bag of cocaine tucked under the strap of your bra and gives you a mischievous smile.

With no hesitation, the man stops crossing his legs on the chair and opens his arms in your direction, the cigar still between his knuckles.

Prosciutto

“Capo, Falla Venire qui”

(Boss, bring her here)

“Amara a tia Prosciutto, non si sente molto bene.”

(Careful Prosciutto. She’s not feeling good.)

“Vieni dal tuo papino bimba, su, non ti faccio niente, avanti… Bravissimaaaaa…”

(Come to daddy, baby girl, that's right..You’re such a good girl…Come here.)

The man warmly invites you to come in his direction by motioning you to sit on his legs. As soon as he has you in his reach, Prosciutto grabs your wrist and pulls you onto his lap, making you casquè just like in Michelangelo’s 'Pietà'.

Without taking his blue eyes off of yours, he brings the cigar between his lips and uses his free hand to slip the bag of coke from your bra, placing it in front of your eyes.

“"E questa? Bambina, non è bello nascondere certe cose al tuo papino...che bambina cattiva.Ma so io come rimediare…”

(And what’s this? Baby girl, it's not nice to hide such things from your daddy...what a naughty little girl. But I know just how to punish you…”

The man's gaze shifts for a second to the coffee table filled with scattered trump cards from the last game of scopa. His eyes are quickly back on yours and clearly say: ‘I’m going to eat you up’. The cigar is gently placed on the ashtray.

“Pesci. Passami una 500 lire."

(Pesci. Hand me a 500 lira bill)

Prosciutto commands, snapping his fingers and extending his arm in the direction of his friend. In the meantime, the man uses the pressure between his thumb and forefinger to open the tiny plastic bag.

“S-Subito Fra’”

(H-here it is Fra'.)

“Non muoverti, bimba...così..bravissima.”

(Don't move, baby doll...yes baby…just like that.)

Prosciutto whispers, intensifying his grip on your arm and lifting your chin with his little finger, so you can face the ceiling. After rudely grabbing the bill, Prosciutto rolls it up as if it were a cigarette and places it between his front teeth. The man's face sinks into your neck while his hand with the bag finely spreads the cocaine on your collarbone, drawing a very thin white line. All you feel for a few seconds is the slightest tickle from the passage of the 500 lira bill.

“AAH, Cazzo che botta! Ho detto, cazzo! che botta!!”

(GODDAMN, I SAID! Goddamn!!)

Suddenly the man's nails sink into your flesh while he still has his face pressed against your neck. You hear his breathing, it's beyond labored like he just ran a marathon.

“Sei stata bravissima, baby.”

(You did great baby.)

“Attia. Guarda che le stai a far male, Scimunito.”

(Hey. You're hurting her. Quit it, moron.)

Risotto decides to intervene by snatching you from Prosciutto's arms and towering over him. Noticing you’re in pain, the man examines your arm and shoots his colleague with bloody eyes.

“Prosciutto,Ti dugnu na boffa ca ppi daritinni n’autra t’avi a veniri a circari a scientifica.”

(I’ll slap you so hard I will need to come looking for you with the CSI to smack you again.)

Prosciutto is sweating as the tension is running high. But before the situation escalates and gets physical, the sound of a horn from the parking lot makes everyone turn to the balcony.

“Mo’ è arrivato er Biancaneve!”

(Ghiaccio is here.)

Says Formaggio as the sound of the horn continues. Melone exits the kitchen and sighs.

“Oh ma perchè contimua a suonare il clacson?!"

(But-Why does he keep honking?Is He deaf or something)

“Maremma Maiala, non trova la ‘hasa. Me tocca scendere”

(Maremma Maiala, now I have to go down the stairs. He won't find the apartment.)

Ghiaccio

Once reached the ground floor with a short breath, since there is no elevator at Le Vele di Scampia, Formaggio and Melone immediately find Ghiaccio, who is swerving across the road on his red Mazda as if he was Schumacher. With one last drift, the Mazda pulls up to a few inches from the two guys as the driver pulls down the window. Ghiaccio's clearly wasted. His pupils are completely dilated, and he’s not wearing his red glasses.”

"BELLA RAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…PORCODDÌO,SON TORNATO MERDE!!!"

(IT'S GHIACCIO BIIIIIIITCH. I’M BACK BITCHES!!!WHO WANTS TO SUCK ME DRY?!)

“Eccallà.”

(It’s him.)

Melone immediately leans into the car window and gets hit by a strong smell of vodka and vomit. A quick glance at the passenger seat, and he notices a Montenegro bottle that, unlike the driver, is wearing the safety belt.

But the smell is too strong. The lavender man immediately backs up, covering his mouth and nose with a gloved hand to restrain himself from vomiting.

"UUGH-Mi farai recere..Ghiaccio. La maiala dell’eva troia della maiala de tu mamma zoccola! GLIE ZONA RESIDENZIALE, T'HA INVESTIHO UN CICLISTA E SFASCIAHO 3 CASSONI DELL'UMIDOOO!! Voi ‘he ti sparino??Dove hai gli occhiali?Sei fatto, nini!?"

(EWW…I’m about to throw up…Ghiaccio! You retarded bitch. It’s 2 a.m in the morning. Stop making all this noise! You're in a residential area. You want to get shot? Where are your glasses? Are you high?!)

"Vecio, dovevi vedermi, ghesbòro cazo…ero al club e a na’ certa una bella figona s’avicina e se mete a 90 e-OOOOOOOOOOOOOH C'È SENSO UNICOOOOOO DIOPORCOOOOOO"

(You should have seen me,man I was at the stripclub and after a while a sexy chick came up and bent over for me, so she started to-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH THIS IS A ONE-WAY ROAD! DIOPORCOOOO!)

After hearing all that nonsense, Formaggio bursts out laughing and nearly rolls on the floor from sheer laughter. In the meantime, Melone is dumbfounded. Ghiaccio has started blowing the car horn again as if he were stuck in traffic, but the street is completely clear. Gradually, various lights start to turn on from the different floors of the apartments. Melone's eyes widen, and he takes the courage to approach the window again.

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Ghiaccio me fai tajà!”

(Ghiaccio PLEASE! I’M DEAD!!HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA)

" Ma ’he tu fai- A ‘HI SUONi DIOBONINO?! Non ci sta nissuno!!GLIÈ ZONA RESIDEN-Scendi. SCENDI DA STA CAZZO DI MACCHINA. Non sei in condizioni di guidare…"

(What are you doing?! There's no one there!!! YOU'RE IN A- Get out. GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR. You’re too high to drive,gimme your keys…)

Says Melone trying to reach for the car keys in the car ignition but Ghiaccio quickly and angrily slaps his hand. He’s furious.

"TASI DIOBÖIA TU SU LA MI MACHINA NON CI SALI, Nasì proprio a cagar, ti, to fradeo e to sorea! 'Siete proprio dei rotti in cul', coca da mì? Zero. MA VA’ A REMENGO!"

(SHUT IT YOU STUPID CUNT! YOU'RE NOT GETTING INTO MY CAR, you won't get even 1 gram of coke from me. Assholes. SUCK MY BALLS!)

That being said, Ghiaccio rolls up the window, almost getting Melone’s hand stuck in between, then He turns the keys in the ignition and drives off at full speed while his friends are shouting and waving behind him. In doing so, Ghiaccio almost knocks off the mirror of Illuso’s car parked a few meters away as he rolls down all the car windows at once and starts screaming:

"PO-PO-PO-PORCO DIO! PO-PO-PO-PORCO DIO! OGGI HO VINTO SESSANTAMILA LIRE ALLE MACCHINETTE!!!"

(PO-PO-PO-PORCO DIO! PO-PO-PO-PORCO DIO! TODAY I WON SIXTY THOUSAND LIRAS AT THE SLOT MACHINE!!!)

“AHO’’ GHIACCIO! STAI FORI COLL'ACCUSO! ACCANNA MO’!”

(GHIACCIO YOU’RE ACTING LIKE A FUCKING SISSY! COME BACK YOU CUNT!)

Screams Formaggio, trying to run after him and stopping just after a few meters. Melone finally loses his patience:

“IR BUDELLO DE TU MA GHIACCIO MAREMMA DIAHOLA FRENA, FRENAAAAAAA!! DILA’ è STRADA CHIUSA! Sai ‘hosa?! LA TU MAMMA NUN LA TROMBEREBBE MANCO UN PADOVANO DA QUANTO L'È UN ROITO!! FA COME I DU BISCHERI DE VOSTRO TERRAZZINO DI MERDA! AMMAZZATI!!”

(STOP THE CAR!!! It's a closed road! You know what? VERONA IS NOT THE BEST CITY IN VENETO! Was your mother by chance Juliet Capulet? Cause she fucked the first man she found. Too bad she didn't commit suicide!!)

The Mazda brakes abruptly raising dust and debris.

“....Aò,mi sa che t’ha sentito.C’avrà la mamma di Verona?CE L’HA! CE L’HA!HA MESSO LA RETRO! CORRI BISCHERO! CORRI!”

(...Hey, I think he heard you. Is his mother from Verona? Oh shit, she is. SHE IS! THE RED LIGHTS ARE ON! THE REVERSE GEAR IS ON!RUN MY TUSCAN FRIEND!RUN).

Melone

Fifteen minutes later, Ghiaccio headed up to the apartment with the others. After knocking on the door as loud as Jack in The Shining, the man enters without asking permission followed by Melone who now has a big black eye reminding him never to talk shit about Ghiaccio's mother. Lucky for him, his purple mask covers it perfectly. On the other way, Formaggio is completely unharmed and is entering the house with the smuggest face.

“Abbiamo seguito tutto dal balcone!Che spettacolo troiette!”

(We watched the whole thing from the balcony! What a great show, bitches!)

Ghiaccio unceremoniously throws a brick of pure cocaine on the coffee table and begins to look around. In the meantime, Melone runs to the kitchen to finish the drinks he was preparing before he arrived. After a while, he notices that you're sitting on a small sofa with Pesci and decides to get closer.

“ Voi avete ciapato cassi per attaccapanni se pensavate che non l’avrei menato diocàn.. Ma tu si na masa gnòca, ghesbòro.”

(You're crazy if you thought I wouldn't beat him up…Wow. I didn’t know you fags brought a hot chick with you.)

Ghiaccio looks directly into your eyes as he sticks his hands in his pockets and pulls out the 600,000 liras he won at the slot machine.

“Spogliati.”

(Take off your clothes.)

He orders throwing the money at you. Formaggio immediately steps in, saving the day.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! Perdonalo, non ti ha riconosciuta, Chicca. Aò Biancaneve! Mettiti gli occhiali. È la chicca!"

(HAHAHAHAHAAHAH! Forgive him, he didn't recognize you, babe. Ghiaccio! Put your glasses on. You’re not in the strip club anymore!)

Ghiaccio follows his friend's advice and finally puts his glasses on. They’re really dirty.

"Dioböia chi t’aveva riconosciuta!”

(FUCK! It’s you. I didn’t recognize you.)

Shortly after, Melone makes his appearance from the kitchen, carrying a cabaret full of cocktails and starting to roam around the living room, serving each person their own drink.

"Siciliano pe' il capo…"

(For the Capo, A Siciliano)

"Grazie, picciotto."

(Thank you)

Replies Risotto with a nod.

"Pe’ Pro, Tequila liscia"

(Straight Tequila for Prosciutto)

"...Grazie"

(...thanks)

"Aò, in quali di questi ce sta la droga dello stupro?"

(Aò, Which one has the rape drug in it?)

Asks Formaggio while grabbing his Cardinale.

"Ie ce l'ho messa n tutti, tanto pe’ esse sihuro. Ghiaccio, Tra ninnoli e nannoli e so riusciho a fa sto troiaio de Spritz, però gliè bono baho!! Pigliane un goccio e dimmi chettu ne pensi!"

(In all of them! I don't play favorites. Ghiaccio look. I made you a Spritz, tell me what you think!)

"...Dioporselàso sei ci hai messo il Campari te facio un bucio anca nell'altro occhio e ti dò una testata nel cuore."

(...Goddamn, if you put Campari instead of Aperol I'll fucking punch you again and then I'll rip your heart off.)

Finally, Melone approaches you with a wicked smile, offering you a bizarre cocktail served in a martini glass. The cocktail is called Angelo Azzurro and is as blue as his eyes.

"tieni nina, un be’ bicchierino pe’ ‘na bella fiha"

(Here honey, this is for you, it's a new recipe.)

"Grazie."

(Thanks.)

Illuso steals your cocktail with no hesitation but it’s immediately stopped by Melone who covers the martini glass with one hand before the man can take the first sip.

"OI OI, Ma ‘he tu fai? L'angelo azzurro è pe’ la bimba, non pe’ te. Metti giù il bicchiere."

(OHI OHI, What are you doing? The Angelo Azzurro is for the girl, not you. Put the glass down.)

"E a me che cazzo me ne frega, scusa?"

(And who gives a shit? It’s mine now.)

Illuso insists and tries to grab the martini glass one more time from Melone's gloved hand.

"Maremma buhaiola, ho aperto quello schifo di Brut solo per fa’ sto troiaio de Negroni Sbagliato, ‘hè sei tarmente fighetta ‘he non riesci a bere quello co’ Gin…Adesso mi vieni a dire ‘he non lo voi e ‘he bevi l'Angelo Azzurro ,‘he pe’ la bimba e ‘he c’ha 6 dita solo di Gin!"

(Maremma buhaiola, No it’s not! I opened that disgusting bottle of Brut just to make you a Negroni Sbagliato cause’ your sissy ass can’t handle Gin! And now you tell me you don't want it! AND NOT JUST THAT, You also you want to drink the Angelo Azzurro which is made with 6 fingers of gin alone!)

"E allora? Se avessi voluto bermi un Negroni mi sarei preso un Negroni. Stasera ho voglia di Angelo Azzurro, quindi mi piglio l'Angelo Azzurro!Non starmi a rompere i coglioni! "

(So what? Tonight I'm in the mood for an Angelo Azzurro, so I'll have the Angelo Azzurro! Stop fucking with me!)

"Lulù dai, se t’ha detto che è pe' la chicca, è pe' la chicca…"

(C'mon Lulu, if he told you it's for the girl, it's for the girl.)

"La ‘chicca’ può bersi il Negroni Sbagliato, no?"

(The girl can drink the Negroni Sbagliato, can't she?)

Tired of the whining, Illuso snatches the cocktail from Melone's hands and swallows it in one gulp. The rest of the team looks at him in astonishment.

"te sí un mona. Un mona bello grosso."

(You’re Retarded. Definitely retarded.)

" UGH…coff…con…con cosa l'hai tagliato? Ha un sapore strano…"

(YHAK!.. cough... What.. what did put in here? It tastes strange…)

"’A INFAMEI!ER MIO E’ NORMALE!"

(SO YOU DO PLAY FAVOURITES! MINE’S FINE!)

“ECCOLO I BECCO!! TE LO DICEOH GLIERA CORRETTO!! MAREMMA MAIALA TROIA, CE L’AVEO GIA’ BARZOTTO…dello Stilnox sprecato ‘hosì! Poco male Lulù, vorrà dire che stasera tocca a te.I' gioco vole i' seguito!”

( YOU DUMBFUCK. HOW ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU I SPIKED IT?! I guess you’re coming with me tonight…I’m not gonna waste some good Stilnox like this.)

The whole gang starts laughing out loud and teasing Illuso who is now looking extra pale.

“Ti do’ un’oretta e poi sarai steso sul pavimento privo di sensi e non ricorderai nulla di quello che è successo.”

(I'll give you an hour, and then you'll be lying on the floor unconscious and won't remember anything that happened.)

“Un fa' ì ganella! massimo due orette, non l’aveo carcolato pe’ lui!”

(Don't be a smart-ass, the doses weren't meant for him. I'll give him two hours.)

"MORIRÒ. ME LO SENTO! HO PURE PIPPATO SUL TV SORRISI E CANZONI PRIMA! NON L'AVEVO MANCO LETTO QUEL NUMERO! NON SAPRO' MAI IL MIO OROSCOPO DI PAOLO FOX!! "

(I WILL DIE. I FEEL IT! I SNORTED COKE EARLIER ON A 'TV, SORRISI E CANZONI' MAGAZINE! I HAVEN'T EVEN READ IT YET! NOW I WILL NEVER KNOW MY HOROSCOPE BY PAOLO FOX! )

As Illuso collapses to the ground like the ultimate drama queen, Risotto puts a hand on your shoulder and says:

"Sùsiti picciotta. Ti riporto a casa. Cu vuatri fazzu i conti duoppu.Nun pensate di averla scampata"

(I am taking you home. I'll take car of you later.Don't think you got away with it.)

#la squadra hcs #la squadra x reader #la squadra esecuzioni #jojo's bizarre adventure #la squadra #vento aureo #prosciutto #melone #ghiaccio #risotto nero #jojo vento aureo #illuso #pesci #formaggio #italian #made in italy #drunk reader #jjba #jojo #tequila sale limone #questa giungla porta il mio nome #italian culture

[kingdaddydaichi]

NSFW Alphabet || Katsuki Bakugou

I had so much fun with this! Vodka may or may not have been involved in the making of this little ditty. 🍸 I hope you shameless hussies enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. 😩

*Exhibit A:

(Source)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I feel like he gets clingy asf, but plays it off like it's something he's doing for your sake. He'll probably never admit that he feels so vulnerable after sex, but he does. If it was a rough session - which it usually is with him - he'll ask if you're okay, if you're hurt anywhere, kiss any marks he left on you - he's such a protective hero boi.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His: he's not gonna lie, he's fully aware of how well-endowed he is. He really is proud of his cock, the way it makes you sing when he works it - and he knows how to work it okay? Favorite non-sexual body part - his arms. He works hard to keep them cut (as in lifting, not cutting). 😬

Yours: listen, Katsuki is an ass man through and through. Go ahead and tell me I'm wrong, I'm 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 listening 👏🏼. He loves to watch the subtle ripples he sends through your ass cheeks when he's driving into you from behind. Also, our big scary boomboom man appreciates a nice, thicc pair of thighs. Bonus points if they're muscular/toned - he loves the way it feels when your thighs have such a strong grip around him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Let's just say our boy's orgasms are explosive. He cums hard and loud, shooting long ropes of his hot seed. Consistency is about average, not too thick, not to thin, but there's a lot of it. He doesn't taste too bad - salty, but not too bitter. You're more likely to gag from the sheer volume and force of his cum hitting the back of your throat than the flavor.

His precum gets honorable mention here. It's fucking delicious. That is all.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

It took him no less than 2 years into your relationship to tell you this, and if you ever tell anyone he might actually kill you, or at the very least make your ass bleed. He hasn't gotten to the point that he's ready to try it yet, but he's not entirely opposed to the idea of you pegging him. Someday. It kinda does make his balls tingle a little just thinking about it tbh. He hasn't yet, but he thinks he might be ready to try working up to it and is really close to asking you to stick a finger in his ass and stroke his prostate. He's heard how good it feels and he's super curious to find out for himself.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not very experienced, actually. He's only had 1 or 2 lovers before you, BUT he's determined to be #1 at everything. Couple that with how perceptive he is and you've got yourself a winner of a loverboy. He's going to make damn sure that, even if things don't work out between you two, he will always ALWAYS be the best you've ever had. No other man will outdo him, E-V-E-R.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggystyle all the way, baby. As stated before, he loves watching your booty jiggle every time he slams his hips against it. He gets off on spreading your ass cheeks to watch his slick-coated cock slide in and out of you. God he just loves hitting it from behind, makes his dick so fucking hard.

Bonus 2nd Favorite Position (couldn't help myself): you on your back with your ankles on his shoulders, your ass lifted off the bed, him on his knees and hugging those thick thighs of yours, keeping them closed as he reams into you. (Slight variation of this one: he leans over you, nearly folding you in half, putting you back on your shoulders with his hands pressing into the mattress beside you, angling you such that his prominent corona rubs over your g-spot as he drills down into you. 10/10 you're gonna scream his name when (not if) your liquid gushes all over him.)

Tell me the truth, am I a disgusting human being? Here are all the fucks I give:

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Bakugou is serious asf about his sex game. This is not the time to joke around or poke fun at him, understand me? If you do he will get pissed and either fuck the silly out of you, or if he's feeling particularly ruthless he'll just stop altogether and let you ache for him as punishment until you beg him for release.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He takes care of his body, paying a lot of attention to his hygiene, which includes manscaping to keep his pubic hair trimmed and kempt. The carpet's just a shade darker than the drapes, like a honey blond. If he lets it grow out, it sticks straight out just like his head hair. It's actually kind of funny and he hates it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

*sigh* Let's be honest. Katsuki is not the super romantic type, at least not outwardly. However, if he realizes something he's doing is hurting you - physically or emotionally - he's going to stop dead in his tracks and hold you close, push his fingers through your hair, and tell you how much he loves you and how safe you are. He can be rough and he can be an asshole, but if he thinks he's genuinely hurt you at all, he's all over you, doing everything he can to make you understand that he will never let anyone hurt you, especially not himself. Got that?

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't jack off very often. You two share a very active sex life so he doesn't see the need to. If you have to be apart for more than a day or two, he'll rub one out. Or if the need hits him particularly hard and you're not available or in the mood, he's not above closing his eyes and reaching into his pants to wrap his thick fingers around his cock and start tugging.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Lord Baby Jesus, where do I even begin? Kinky, kinky Katsuki. This man should come with warning signs and disclaimers.

First of all, he dom asf okay? Even if he lets you play with his ass someday, he's gonna be bratty about it. He's going to top from the bottom, hashtag facts. And trust that he WILL own you afterwards to securely reestablish his dominance.

Giving and Receiving: Hair pulling. DIRTY TALK - you think he's got a potty mouth in the streets? His mouth is downright filthy between the sheets. Loves it when you dirty talk right back to him. "You love taking my fat cock, don't you princess?" "Mm yessss, fuck me, Katsuki! Your cock feels so fucking good babyyy!" He eats that shit up.

Giving Only: Degradation. Praise. Spanking. Cockwarming. Dom/sub/power play. Shibari/ropework (he tried it bc you wanted to and he fucking loved it). Creampies. Begging. Discipline. Ravishment.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Literally anywhere inside your home/homes - bed, bathroom/kitchen countertops, kitchen/dining table, office desk/chair, any piece furniture is fair game really, up against a wall, washer/dryer, the fucking floor, ugh just all the places to fuck. Not one square foot is sacred tbh.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Wear something that showcases the curve of your butt. Doesn't have to be revealing per se, matter of fact he'll get possessive as fuck if you're showing too much skin in public. At home/privately though? He can't help himself. Dat ass tho...he is going to smack it hard enough that it stings and that's final, understand?

Tease him. You can't be obvious about it though. If he senses that you're doing it on purpose, it'll just backfire. But if you just so happen to brush against his crotch when you squeeze past him, it'll drive him crazy. Go commando in short shorts/skirt and cross your legs just so, his dick will twitch. Even better if you do shit like this in public where you know he won't act on it. But when you get home you best believe he's going to dick you down so hard, won't even bother to take said shorts or skirt off.

His ears and neck are his most sensitive erogenous zones. Whisper in his ear or kiss his neck and he's going to grit his teeth in an effort to fight back the shudder that threatens to rattle his bones.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Let's get one thing straight. Katsuki Bakugou does not share. This is non-negotiable. He will not agree to anything involving additional people - cuckolding, threesomes, orgies, exhibitionism, voyeurism (unless it's him watching you pleasure yourself - that he will gladly do, and probably start palming himself in the process).

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Loves giving and receiving. Giving puts him in full control of your pleasure, receiving makes him feel like you're worshipping his cock, which you probably are. Have you seen this man's cock? Of course you have. Gatdamn.

Y'all, Katsuki's so good at eating pussy. Like how does one get that good at eating pussy? I don't even know, but god the way he flicks his hot tongue over your precious, tiny bud before wearing it down like a fucking feed bag? It's unnatural. Like it could be his backup quirk if blowing shit up doesn't work out. You've seen the way he licks his lips when he gets excited, everyone has.* He doesn't even bother swallowing while he's feeding on you so you just be dripping in slick and saliva and he's just slurping away. It's lewd.

*See Exhibit A above.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

You already know this, but I'll say it anyway. His go-to fucking style is fast and rough, dominant and relentless, hard and dirty. But every once in a while he'll want to take you slow and deep and passionate. He'll hold you so tight in his arms and chest, you'll have to tap his shoulder sometimes to let you breathe. And he'll just roll his hips so fucking thoroughly both of you will feel every last inch, his pubic bone rubbing your clit so hard. You've told him so many times how much you love it when he makes love to you like this, but he maybe makes it a rare treat on purpose. 😈 Little shit.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies are difficult for our boy. It's not that he's against them, it's just that he savors every drop of sensuality, he has a tendency to draw the pleasure out as long as possible. He can’t help it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

The idea of having public sex turns him on, but he's only done it with you a couple of times when he was 10000% sure you wouldn't be caught. He can't risk doing anything that would tarnish his reputation and goal of becoming the #1 Hero. He might be freaky as hell, but he needs a sex scandal like an Alaskan needs a refrigerator.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He loves you long time. He's a Taurus for fuck's sake (well, Aries/Taurus cuspie, but that just sweetens the deal). Great stamina. Grinds you down like a whetstone. Can last as long as he needs to to ensure you cum for him as many times as it takes for you to beg him to stop. If he feels himself getting too close while you're blowing him, he'll stop you and go down on you instead. If he's inside of you, he'll pull out and start kissing all over your body, sucking, nipping, licking until his urge to cum passes, then he pushes it right back in and keeps going.

If on the off-chance he does cum before you, he'll be ready to go again in about 20-30 mins. Just give him some motivation, he deserves it.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He didn't own any toys when you first got together, but you did. He hated the idea of you using them though, especially when he's right there with you. You've since assured him that you don't want to use them to replace him, but to enhance the pleasure. So now you do use them from time to time.

The first time you managed to coax him into using a toy together, it was a small wireless bullet with a remote. When you brought it out and showed it to him, there was a wild glint in his eye. He carefully inserted the vibrator into you, his cock slowly following suit. He loved the fact that he had complete control over this thing, but later complained because the sensation of it against the head of his cock made him cum too fast. He still wants to use it sometimes though. 😏

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh he can be so unfair. He loves teasing you until you're begging him to put his cock inside you. He's not so much into orgasm denial per se; he just loves to hear you beg him for shit - to let you cum, to suck his dick, to stop fucking you when you're overstimmed, etc.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Lol he's fucking LOUD! And he's going to make you cum so hard that you're screaming his fucking name. There was a time when one or both of you lived in an apartment and the neighbors would bang on the wall behind your headboard.

Shit, what sounds does he NOT make? He growls, moans, grunts, groans, yells, swears, fucks you so hard you can hear the wet sound of slapping skin, hell even the bed protests. Another reason he doesn't fuck in public - he can't stay quiet enough to be discreet about it.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Okay, as much of a wild sex beast as he is behind closed doors, he gets embarrassed so easily when your sex life is so much as hinted at around others. It's legit funny how flustered he gets about it.

If he goes into work real tired and Kirishima says, "Hey Bakubro, you look like shit this morning. You and (y/n) stay up too late?" while doing the finger in the hole gesture, Katsuki will just "Shut the fuck up, Shitty Hair, or I'll blast your ass right through that fucking wall!"

Or if you two go out together with friends and the girls are talking about sex-related stuff, Katsuki will just roll his eyes and try to ignore it. But if one of them is all "So, (y/n), does Bakugou ever like accidentally let off explosions while you're doing it?" and you wink and say, "Only when he's especially *cough* frustrated *cough*". Katsuki will go red from his neck up to his hairline and start stuttering, sparks flying from his palms. "H-hey, d-don't tell them sh-shit like that! I-it's none of their god-goddamn b-business, (y/n), what th-the f-fuck?!" Meanwhile, you and the girls are in stitches while he stomps away, just mortified, bless his heart. When you catch your breath from laughing you'll follow it up with, "Looks like tonight's gonna be one of those nights", and you all lose it again.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

As has been mentioned, Bakugou's well-endowed. I figure he's packing about 7.5-8" in length x just under 2" wide. He takes some getting used to, that's for damn sure. Oh, and he's more of a shower than a grower. Like around 6" long x 1.5" wide when flaccid. Katsuki + sweatpants/basketball shorts = swinging dick print, alright sis? Take notes, this motherfucker visibly jumps when he does, class dismissed.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Eh, he's surprisingly not ridiculously horny. Maybe a little above average sex drive? A lot of times hero work just takes it out of him and he comes home utterly exhausted and just needs a soft place to land, and you provide him with all the love and nurturing in your heart. ❤

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends, really, on the time of day and what type of day it's been. If it's late (like past 9pm lol) and he fought more villains than usual that day, he's probs gonna pass out pretty soon after. If it's earlier in the day - especially first thing in the morning - it gets him pumped and almost comically genki.

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[tokiidokiicasket]

Kibbie Scarabia. :3 That's it, that's the request.

⚰️ : Ki,,,, k,,,, kiBBIE SCARABIA? JDJDDJDJDJFIHDSJ I mean uh kibbies ❤️ so sorry this shit took so longshdhudjd it's kinda rushed so expect the characters to be OOC and maybe even grammar errors sojdjdjfj

-THE SWEETEST BEAN KIBBIE OMS!

-Literally always excited to see you pls, once you enter that shelter Kalim is all over you, meowing so joyfully and would even climb on your leg {Until kibbie jamil has to come and pull him off your leg}

-His fur is soft, short, but s o f t. Kalim would love his fur being pampered, but I think he would be a bit tense when it comes to water. Hope you're a fast runner cuz when it's nail clipping time, Kalim runs and I mean R U N S fast. 1. Because claw clippers scary, 2. Tag.

-Speaking of fast, do not give Kalim a catnip toy, last time he played with said catnip toy, he became hyper and jUMped on every high place in sight at the shelter and zoomed around a room in circles that even Kibbie Jamil had to come in to stop him. Luckily he calmed down and rested for the day.

-Ooooo when it's feeding time, he's all

Cuz he loves feeding time!!! Especially when Jamil helps out in the kitchen to make the food, sometimes Kalim would come next to your side to stare at you with these beanie eyes cuz he wants to taste le s p i c e. Luckily you give him only a little bit but he jdjdnfjdjfidnd!!! Loves it ❤️

-HIM!!! WITH!!! OTTER TOY!!! Literally Kalim has all these toys but the most he loves to cuddle with is the otter toy you gave him!! It's so soft that Kalim takes it with him to cuddle with you while relax on break ❤️

-Therapy cat #2 next to kibbie Trey

-Jamil honestly rarely comes to greet, unless if it's to pull Kalim off your leg when he climbs. However if he DOES make an appearance, Jamil will come by and gently boop his snoot on your leg as a greeting before walking away as if nothing happened.

-SO!!!!! SILKY SMOOTH!!!!!!!! Jamil may seem like he doesn't like to be brushed, but his tail literally gives it away and especially his P U R R S. He's not fond of bathing time, however very cooperative and will signal you about any tangles in his fur so you can be careful

-Like kibbie Trey, Jamil helps out in the kitchen! Will push and pull ingredients for food, even tap some salt, pepper, or any spice in the kitchen in case the recipe needs more seasoning!

-Another cat that rarely meows! Jamil only meows around Kalim to scold him or maybe even talk, but Jamil will modtly give a gesture or a signal for something, won't meow for anything. However, if you manage to warm up Jamil, you'll hear his rare meows! Ooooo and his purrs too~

-Please Jamil may not seem like it but he's N E E D Y, whenever you play with Kalim or give pets to other cats, Jamil is just

Jamil wants attention too!! Except he'll be a big tsun about it and slap away your hand when you try to pet him. No worries though! He will come around to apologize and cuddle with you when you're both alone ❤️

#tokiidokii hc hour #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #twisted wonderland #twst #jamil viper #kalim al asim #jamil viper x reader #kalim al asim x reader

[sublieu]

Tanjiro's Nsfw Headcanons

A.N: Any/all minor characters have been aged up for this specific post

Tags: @cherrykamado and anyone else that loves this sweetheart.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

-Very soft and bubbly, making sure he didn't hurt you anywhere, getting you pills and making a warm bath for you both he even purrs after too.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Yours: *Put anything here*

Tanjiro: Your face, he likes to give you forehead kisses during sex

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

-There are two ways he uses cum

1. Using it as lube.

2. He eats it.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

-He has a tendency to steal your underwear, using your smell to climax.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

-He's not too experienced, he does know the basics like prepping both him and his s/o.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

-Missionary

-Pretzel Dip

-Leap frog (yes thats an actual position)

-Seashell

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

-It's his first time so expect him to crack little jokes here and there

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

-He's well groomed down there don't worry

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

-Soft and sweet, he thinks about your needs first

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

-He jacks off on your panties, although his shame makes him distant from you for a small while he likes to use them incase if you're not present.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

-Begging

-Lactation

-Teasing

-Breeding

-Praise

-Cock worship

-Dirty Talk

-Hair pulling/grabbing

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

-Bedrooms

-Kitchens

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

-Nothing really turns him on unless you tease him, especially if he's in a meeting where he has to try his hardest for people to not get a hint of what's happening

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

-Bodily fluids (except for cum cause yea)

-Public Spaces

-Slapping

-Degradation

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

-He's a giver, he loves the cute expressions you make whenever you grab his hair.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

-Soft and sensual.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

-He has mixed feelings about quickies

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

-No, he's scared of nezuko seeing him doing the act and doesn't want to taint her innocence

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

-He can last for atleast 5 rounds

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

-Sadly he doesn't own any toys.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

-He doesn't really like to tease unless you beg for him to.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

-Fairly normal, although if you tease him just enough he might be louder.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

-He likes the thought of getting pegged but fears that you might see him as a weirdo and want to break up with him. (but we all know that we live for that shit)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

-9 inches thats it (Along with his width 6 inched girth)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

-It's actually very high for a soft-spoken guy like him.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn't fall asleep unless you're all clean and ate some food.

©𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲𝐛𝐮𝐯_ 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏; 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝

#tanjirou kamado x reader #demon slayer #demon slayer x reader #demon slayer x y/n #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer smut #kny smut #kny x y/n #demon slayer headcanons #kny x reader #kny headcanons #tanjiro x reader #tanjiro kamado #tanjiro #tanjiro kny #tanjiro kimetsu no yaiba #tanjirou

[leejeongz]

fluffy a-z JAY (enhypen)

requested: yes, by anon

a/n: as if i didn’t have a phat crush on him before </3 jay tunnel vision shall continue until the end of time. thanks for requesting!

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

he’s very “selective” about his pda, an arm around your waist or your shoulder is enough for him and when he wants to be cute, a bop on your nose. when in private, he’s pretty much the same. he respects your personal space and doesn’t want to overstep any boundaries. when he’s “asleep” next to you though his arms MAY fall around you and start to hug you superrrr loosely :)). it’s not that he doesn’t like physical affection, he’s all for it, but he’s not sure if you are if you're not the one intitiating it. (taken from my enhypen as boyfriends post)

most of his affection is shown through endearing smiles and words of affirmation. he’s constantly staring at you with loving eyes, thinking of how he never wants the moment to end. he doesn’t say things when he doesn’t mean them, everything that comes out of his mouth is honest and sincere, when he tells you that he loves you, or that he’s proud of you, or that he’s happy to be yours, he really means it.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

jay would literally start a conversation with anyone, he just happened to start a conversation with you one day, and you both realised pretty quickly that this wasn’t just going to be a one off chat. you were laughing and joking the whole time, and it became a regular thing whenever you saw each other since your schedules often lead you both to the same place at the same time.

i think he would be such a supportive best friend :(. one who knows you better than you know yourself, one who takes the time to learn every little thing about you, one who is literally like a brother to you. jay likes to teach you things, he likes to help you when you ask or when he can see you struggling. he is someone that you can rely on and someone that will listen and help you without judging you.

you become part of his friendship group since you get along with them all so well. he likes it that way as he can spend more time with you rather than having to disappoint one to be with another.

C = Comfort (How do they comfort their partner?)

he’s so concerned whenever he sees you upset or anxious :( he just wants to let you know that it’s okay to feel that way and that he’s here to protect you, but he doesn’t want you to feel suffocated by him when you’re clearly not feeling too good.

if he saw you crying, he’d be firstly asking what’s making you upset, asking “why, why, why?” in a cute tone with a little pout on his face. he’d have you in his arms too, holding your head closer to him so that you can cry onto his sounder or onto his shirt. his main aim is just to let you know that he’s there and that he’s all yours in that moment. after you’ve told him what was making you feel so upset, he’d either try to make a joke of the situation if it’s not that serious, or he’d help you come up with a realistic solution to your problem. he’d probably let out a lot of sympathy noises too, little “hmms” and “awws” because he wants you to know that he’s listening and hopefully you feel comforted by that.

if your ever feeling anxious, jay just wants you to know that he understands. he’s willing to help you in any way he possibly can (within reason) and helps you to push yourself whenever you’re feeling confident enough to do so without taking things too far. he always tells you how proud he is of you and how you’re doing so great. he wouldn’t laugh at you or try to make you feel silly for your anxieties and worries, however bizarre and foreign they may be to him, he actively tries to understand and sometimes researches more, not forgetting to tell you that you’re not alone.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How about kids? Marriage? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

i mean, we all know he’s good at cooking! he likes to show off his culinary skills for you whenever he can and would rather have a home cooked meal over a takeaway too. he also likes the house to be clean and tidy, but whoever makes the mess should clean it of course, and he’s not afraid to complain when you leave a room with it looking like a pigsty.

settling down is a very very big thing for jay. he won’t think about it lightly. the relationship has to be special, he knows when the right time to settle down is and which person is the right person, he won’t rush into it with just anyone.

i don’t think he’d care for marriage to be honest. as long as he knows that you love him and that you know that he loves you, that’s all the matters, you don’t need a certificate or a ceremony for that. in the future, jay probably wants to have kids, just 1, maybe 2, but it’s not so important that he’d break off the relationship if you didn’t want to have kids.

E = Equal (Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?)

he really wants it to be equal. he doesn’t want to feel like either of you have more power than/over the other. you don’t have to act in accordance with anything that he says and his doesn’t have to act in accordance with what you say, you may be in a relationship but you’re still two separate people and should be seen as that. so, for that reason, he doesn’t want a dominant/submissive (passive (?)) relationship with you in everyday life, he just wants you both to feel like you are your own people.

F = Feelings (How did the confession go down?)

he would get SO nervous whenever he thought about confessing to you, his hands would get all sweaty and clammy and he’d go completely silent. but, saying that, he is also rather excited to confess, because that’s one step closer to being yours <3. if it didn’t come out by accident, i.e him just spewing out “because i like you” after you asked him why he teased you, i think he’d do it in a rather meaningful way. just the two of you, alone, (so that you can kiss him if you want to hehe), maybe even buy you a small little gift and hands it to you while telling you how much you mean to him.

G = Giggle (What makes him laugh?)

when you compliment him. oh gosh this boy goes all blush and giggly when you compliment him, especially when you’re in the dating phase.

when you give someone a deserved shouting at. watching you stand up for yourself makes him overwhelmed with pride, but he can’t help but laugh at the person you’re giving the grief to, just because of how tiny and small you’re making them look.

when you wear his clothes for the first time. of course, you look cute, but the mismatch of items really makes him laugh, he just has to let it out while engulfing you in a hug.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

aww jay is definitely a back hugger. coming up behind you, wrapping his arms around you and waddling around aimlessly with your back pressed against his chest. sometimes he says nothing at all, he just appreciates you and your complaints of how he’s distracted you. other times, he just asks about your day, general small talk really, before walking to bed with you to cuddle and chat some more.

less frequently, he’ll give in and hug you normally, resting his chin on your shoulder and smiling, wondering why he doesn’t do it more often. as he pulls away, he places a gentle kiss on your forehead and tells you that he loves you, or that he’s missed you while he’s been working.

I = Instant (Do they believe in love at first sight?)

claims that he doesn’t because he thinks it’s shallow to base your feelings off of just someone’s appearance. he’s a little confused as to how you can fall in love with someone just by seeing their face, not even talking to them ?

actually, he does believe in it, he just needed to experience it to know. the aura and vibes that you give off attracts him to you in that moment. he feels a connection without even having to talk to you, he just knows that there is something there.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

he kind of loves it when he sees that people are interested in you. like yeah you’re hot, but you’re also all his, and he’s gonna show them hehe. he’d be all over your like a rash, kissing you delicately so that you don’t get suspicious or feel uncomfortable, or resting his hand on your lower back to let everyone know that they can’t have you.

if he sees you talking to a guy, he’s not gonna get pressed about it. he’s not going to ask you millions of questions about what you were talking about and who he is or whatnot, he actually loves seeing you smile from across the room and he doesn’t care who it is that is making you smile so yeah.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

shoulder ❗️ kisses ❗️ when he’s spooning you while you’re sleeping. when he senses someone is interested in you in public he’ll just stand behind you and kiss your shoulder. god he’s so cute without even realising BYE. (taken from my enhypen as boyfriends post). he also likes to kiss your hand, prince charming, eat your heart out.

he likes to initiate kisses, all of them. he smiles as he leans in, his tongue pushing against the back of his teeth making his smile more radiant. he starts with a few tiny little pecks, reaching for your head whether you’re sitting or standing. the kiss naturally deepens and his body language mimics yours. when you kiss, you truly become one. kisses like this are heated, but don’t happen all that often.

L = Love Confession (How fast do they say the L-word?)

saying the L word is a very big deal to him, he really has to be in love, and he has to have been in love for a while before he can say it.

honestly, before he actually said it, he’d been thinking about it for days. every time he looked at you, he wanted to say it. you were talking to him, but he wasn’t concentrating on what you were saying, even if he really did look like it. you finished your sentence and almost immediately after you did so, jay said it, those three words. he was so content that he’d said it too, a small smile appearing on his face which grew bigger the more he thought about it.

M = Memory (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

the time you bought matching rings for you and him! he remembers you dropping off the small gift bag at his door a few days after you’d been shopping with your friends. he opened it up to find a black ring with a moon shape carved of it, and a picture of your hand wearing the matching ring. he’d be lying if he said that he didn’t cry, scurrying back to his room to put it on straight away. he’d constantly be fidgeting with it, spinning it around his finger and thinking about you as he does so. when you two were together, he’d bring up the rings a lot, he would never be able to get over how cute they were, but he’d always be a little bummed out that you were too shy to give it to him in person.

N = No (What's their pet peeve?)

dirtiness. leaving a mess anywhere. just clean it up if you can, stop relying on him to always pick things up when you leave them lying around. he can sometimes tolerate it, but it builds up to the point where he has to complain about it because it’s getting too much.

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their significant other?)

green. sage green particularly.

everything with you is so natural and fresh. you were such a new character when you came into his life, you were and still are like no one that he’s ever met before. he felt he could trust you and be himself around you instantly. you bring him comfort even though you’re someone that he’s never seen before.

P = Petnams (What pet names do they call their other half?)

baby, babygirl/babyboy, honey, sweetheart, prince/princess all that good stuff.

his favourite name to call you, though, is darling. especially when you two are alone, he thinks “darling” is so much more classy, intimate and loving, which perfectly describes your relationship.

he also calls you beautiful a lot (because that’s what u are hehe). that’s more so for when he’s asking you a question, though, especially when he’s buying something for you. “do you want this, beautiful?” ahh he’s so cute :(

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

he doesn’t have to remember, he just knows. knowing things about you is like knowing things about himself, he’s always ready and prepared for you to quiz him on anything because there’s no way that he can be wrong about it. even the stuff that you mention just briefly, he knows it. he’s also a very good judge of character, i think, so some things you don’t even have to tell him, he just knows.

oh and he LOVES to tell other people too. you’re his favourite topic of conversation, he could talk about you for hours and never run out of positive things to say.

R = Rainy day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

he doesn’t really care about the rain, he would just get on with his day as usual if he could. but not everyone wants to go out when it’s pouring down and he appreciates that so,,, did someone say karaoke??? he’s gonna be belting out high notes and rapping like his life depends on it. even if you’re not the usual type to join in, something about his energy makes you wanna get up and dance.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

you're his pride and joy, he’s going to do everything in his power to protect you. he believes that you can protect yourself, of course he does, and he doesn’t want to hurt you more than the thing he’s protecting you from, but he’s ready to intervene when he senses that things aren’t going as they should be.

if he can tell that you’re getting uncomfortable by someone’s presence, he’ll confront them and ask them to give you some space. he can get a little loud and aggressive with it when necessary too because no one should be made to feel like that.

it’s quite clear that jay isn’t the controlling type of boyfriend and so you don’t have to be worried about him being possessive. although he’d appreciate it if you told him where you’re going, just for his own peace of mind that should something happen to you, he at least knows where to find you.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

okay so i see jay as the type of guy who cares more for memories than materialistic things, so that would definitely be reflected in the gifts he gives too. would probably book a vacation for the pair of you, or a spa day for you or something along those lines for your birthday or big anniversaries. also for your birthday, he likes to write you handwritten letters every year, detailing how grateful he is to have you by his side and how proud he is of the person you are today. saying all that though, for 100 days together, he did buy you a giant teddy which he noticed you kept propped up on your desk chair. he even named it for you too :((.

dates with jay are really chill and relaxed during the day. they mostly consist of shopping or watching a movie at home and are very much “at your own pace”. he likes that you can both just be yourselves, especially when you are only in that dating phase, as he feels he can get to know you better. he loves to please you too!! he’d rather do something that you enjoy, even if he doesn’t particularly enjoy the activity himself, because he gets to see you smile <33. more intense dates usually come in the form of dinner dates, where you dress up and have a sit down meal somewhere. he puts in a heck of a lot of effort into these, he’ll be planning and arranging things for days before because he really wants to impress you (which of course, he does). he brushes up on his knowledge of the food that is on the menu and on the correct etiquette for the date because that’s really important to him.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

he loves to game. he has games on his phone, on his pc, on the tv, just about everything he owns, he can game on. so sometimes you get ignored if he’s gaming :(. he’d LOVE LOVE LOVE if you joined in, or if you asked questions or what not, but when he’s in the zone, he’s there for a good while and you just cannot seem to get him out of it. (call jungwon to turn his game off if necessary ❗️he’s experienced and willing)

V = Vulnerability (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

he doesn’t want to tell you things too soon. he doesn’t want you to use them against him and hurt him just as he’s starting to fall for you. but he understands that the only way that things can develop is by telling you more and more about himself. i think you’d have to start it off, telling him some of the things that have shaped you into the person you are today, before he starts listing off the hardships that he’s had to endure in order to get to where he is now.

by the time you’re in a relationship, he trusts you completely. you know things about each other that no one else, not even the people closest to you, know.

W = Why (Why do they love their partner?)

you make him feel wanted, like he has a purpose, a role to play. when he feels like giving up, you’re there to help him back onto his feet. you give him a reason to do everything he wants to do and more. you appreciate him in ways that no one else has ever done, made him feel things that no one has ever made him feel, you’re someone he’s never had in his life before, and he loves you for it.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

boyfriend jay gives you the best massages, out of the blue. when he sees you sat at his gaming chair, his hands immediately come to massage your shoulders. when you lie with your feet on his lap while sitting on the couch, he starts massaging them gently while you watch tv. just as you got done working out, he’s be there with a nice ice cold bath already run and some spa music playing in the background while he rubs your thighs and calves. he knows he’s good at them and puts his skill to good use whenever he can :D.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, but other people love in a relationship?)

engaging in constant pda. just yuck, he wants his own space and he doesn’t understand how you can’t want yours either. he wants to eat and drink without you latched onto his arm, and he wants to be able to stand in line without needing to hug you or vice versa. it’s not that he doesn’t want to show off your relationship, he just doesn’t think that PDA necessary all the time.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

sleeping with his eyes open lmao. kinda creepy but you know he can’t help it, he doesn’t even know that he’s doing it so 🤷🏻‍♀️.

to conclude, jay, this is an official proposal pls be our bestie/boyf

#enhypen #enhypen imagines #enhypen fluff #jay enhypen fluff #jay park #park jeongseong #jay #jay park fluff #jay park imagines

[lab-trash]

Hi first of all wanted to say I love your blog and your content is amazing!!! (Especially love your fanfic Anything For You, truly chef kiss 🤌!!!!)

I have a request idea if you are down for it:

Incorrect quote sourced from boy meets world (idk if you know that show, it’s an older one but it’s one I grew up on. So if you haven’t watch it I highly recommend!!!)

Aww, thanksss. Sorry I haven't been updating my AFY fic, I've just been working on a bunch of other stuff. Anyway. Here's a bunch from Boy Meets World!

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Kaz: You're one of my best friends, I just want you to loosen up. Chase: You don't think I'm a geek? Kaz: Of course not. Chase: You think I'm cool? Kaz: Of course not.

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Kaz: You know Oliver, I’m having a little trouble opening this jar. Chase: That’s because it’s a can.

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Kaz: How do I ask a boy out? Skylar: Simple. You open the door and say “Get out. You're bothering me”.

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Kaz: So I said to myself: Pyro- Chase Wait, Pyro? Kaz: That’s what I call myself.

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The team are playing a couples trivia game Skylar: Chase, what is Kaz’s favourite fish? Chase: Penguin Bree: No, I don’t think you understood- Kaz hold up a paper that says ‘Penguin’ on it Kaz: BAM! Chase: I know my man. Kaz: It’s like we have one brain.

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Kaz: What I’m about to tell you is going to make you want to kill me. Oliver: I’m not going to kill you, Kaz. Oliver: It takes too much time to break in a new best friend.

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Oliver: Are you going to talk to Chase? Kaz: No! I’m way too nervous. I wouldn’t know where to start. Oliver: Well, how about starting by saying, ‘Hello.’ Kaz: That’s too risky, Oliver. It would probably come out, “I want to have your children.”

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Chase: Would you be my boyfriend? Kaz: kisses Chase Chase: Yes or no?

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Chase: How could you possibly get into this much trouble in one day? Kaz: It didn't take me the whole day.

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Chase: So that means I have to give you back your leather jacket? Kaz: No. Keep it Kaz, putting the jacked around his shoulders: It's yours, like I am Chase: Good. Because I wouldn't have given it back to you anyway

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Oliver: So are you gonna ask him out? Kaz: Try to stop me Kaz: So, Chase… Chase, passing out paper: yeah? Kaz: Kaz: uh…thanks for. for this. holds up paper Kaz: salutes Chase: Uh… Sure thing, man Oliver: Kaz: Kaz: I saluted him. Oliver: I saw.

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Kaz: I have a weird middle name. Bree: Your first name’s Kazimieras.

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Oliver: Skylar, remember how we were worried about Kaz’s F-U-T-U-R-E? Kaz: Oh Oliver, you don't have to worry about my furniture! Skylar: Oh god…

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Skylar: I think you should marry him. Chase: Skylar! That's not what you're supposed to say. You're supposed to say you think we're crazy. Bree: Well, you're crazy if you think you haven't been married to Kaz since you met him, you might as well get presents for it!

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Oliver: I’m dignified! Skylar: You burst into tears every 3…2…1… Oliver, tearing up: Stop exaggerating!

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Chase: walks into seemingly empty office Chase, after looking around: Well, I guess the room is empty. What a perfect time to set fire to my desk. Kaz: scrambles out from under the desk

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Donald: You have a question, Kaz? Kaz: Yeah. It's hard to picture you as a little boy. Did your parents call you Mr Davenport?

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Kaz: to Chase You're grounded Bree: Wait, does that really work? Can he really ground you? Chase: In certain ways, yes.

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Bree: You mean you didn't have a good date? Chase: No, I had a great date! He knew what to do, what to say. He was so cool. But his date dropped food, tripped over seats and couldn't think of anything good to say.

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