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jperalta · 2 years

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i love jake and amy so much

#b99 texts

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daddiesdrarryy · 10 months

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Regulus: James is just the worst. He thinks he’s so smart and so attractive. He makes me feel good about the world and my place in it.

Evan: Barty, he’s doing it again!

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hannibal-is-my-comfort-show · 4 months

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nessa007 · 1 year

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it’s the way raymond holt, sister michael, ron swanson and barbara howard all kinda share the same energy

#legends!!!!#text post #b99 #derry girls #abbott elementary #parks and recreation

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shyjusticewarrior · 9 months

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 101

Constantine: Saying "hm, must be the curse," and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby.

Duke: I got a new job. I sit behind white CEOs when they have to testify before congress so they don't look so racist.

Duke: Every fifteen minutes I just whisper some nonsense at them.

[Earlier]

Duke, whispering to Tim: The texture of quiche is unsettling.

Selina: Cats are so good. There's just a lil guy in my house! We hug! We don't speak the same language! We're best friends! He bites me!

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weiyjling · 6 months

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Lloyd: Alright, good. Thanks dad.

Jay: You just called Kai dad. You said “thanks dad”.

Lloyd: What? No I didn’t. I said “thanks man”.

Kai: Do you see me as a father figure, Lloyd?

Lloyd: No. If anything I see you as a brother figure 'cause you’re always bothering me.

Cole: Hey! Show your father some respect.

#lloyd garmadon #kai jiang #jay walker #cole brookstone #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago lloyd #ninjago kai #ninjago jay #ninjago cole #incorrect quotes #incorrect ninjago quotes #incorrect texts #incorrect ninjago #source: brooklyn nine nine #kai smith #source: brooklyn 99 #source: b99

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lvckyuh · 1 year

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Cowboy AU

AU Info :)

This is not a flushed out idea but here are some details I like to note

Raymond’s a cowboy but he still wears impeccable dark blue. His clothing also has gold stitching where his nypd cuffs and links would be. He has a lieutenant patch on his arm. And his gun is the same one he’s used in the show.

He comes from county 18, like how Holt’s old precinct was 18.

Raymond’s horse is named Peanut-butter like Sargent PB

Kevin’s outfit design is heavily inspired by a character his actor voices called Sparks Nevada. Also I made Kevin say Sparks catchphrase “I’m… from earth”, mostly because it makes him look flustered.

Second panel is more of a one off with no context but my context is Raymond see’s his boss taking a nap with a book he recommended him, he says “I’m in love”

#kevin cozner #b99 #raymond holt #b99 fanart #cowboy au #gay cowboy #marc evan jackson #andre braugher #my art #sparks nevada #creator notes are going to be a separate thing later #idk how to format my info and text but whatever #aaAAAA I love them #part 2 soon

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harringroveera · 1 year

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Steve: Hargrove, we need your help

Billy: Great. Who are we killing? I won’t do kids, that’s a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid’s a dick

Steve: What are your other rules?

Billy: Okay, here are the ground rules. You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair, I am a-okay being stabbed. Biting and scratching are on the table, you can use fire

Steve: These are the ground rules? Is there anything off-limits?

Billy: Damn Harrington, you got something really sick you wanna do huh? Oh you little pervert, all right, I like it. Don’t tell me, surprise me, this is gonna be fun

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trashpanda6000 · 11 months

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Connor: Good, thanks Dad.

Precinct goes silent

Connor: Why’s everyone looking at me?

Gavin: You just called Hank dad, you said “Thanks Dad.”

Connor: What? No I didn’t I said “Thanks Man.”

Hank: Do you see me as a father figure, Connor?

Connor: What? No if anything I see you as a bother figure cause you’re always bothering me.

Fowler: Hey! Show your father some respect!

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Later, that night at Hanks house

Hank: Want some more mac and cheese son?

Connor: Absolutely I want more mac and cheese.

#dbh #dbh shitpost #detroit become meme #detroit become human #connor the android sent by cyberlife #dbh connor #hank anderson #connor anderson #b99 cold opening #b99 and dbh #shitpost #text post #text #connor and hank anderson

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effie-trinket · 1 year

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incorrect babylon 5 quotes (2/?)

#Babylon 5 #John Sheridan #incorrectb5quotes #source: b99 #altho the quote isn’t from terry about his yogurt I like to imagine there is a parallel between terry and yogurt #and john and oranges #mine #also is adding alt text as much of a hassle as it was just now or is that just me not doing it right #I had no meatballs to even have the option on desktop #and then mobile wouldn’t let me edit the draft I made on desktop #so I had to make a whole new one

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crispyliza · 12 days

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You've heard of mansplaining, now get ready for: dadsplaining!

Example: you're filling out paperwork and your dad sits next to you and tells you the answers to questions like: what is your name and last name (he also helps you spell it), when is your birthday, when did you graduate high scool etc.

#this actually happened tk my sister a few years back #she lost her ID card and had to go to the police station early in the morning to aply for a new one #my dad woke me up in like 7 am to go with them in case they needed help with tech stuff (finding the necessary forms online)#he ended up figuring it out by himself and he was very proud #and then went to help out my sister with the paperwork and did what i described above #it reminded me of how captain holt in b99 always informed his husband of his full name when they talked on the phone #and when they were making reservations and holt told kevin how to spell his name #anyways afterwards my dad went to buy coffee and a tiropita as a thank you for the officer thay helped us and fought with my sister #bc she didn't want to bring them to the officer #before he bought the stuff he asked us if we wanted anything and i asked for an iced tea which he forgot :(#so not only was my presence useless i also didn't get anything out if it #but seeing my dad and sister fill out paperwork was pretty funny and i will forever cherish that memory #shitpost #text #crispy talks

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jperalta · 2 years

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are we gonna talk about b99, andy, and stephanie being nominated for awards or

#b99 texts

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daddiesdrarryy · 6 months

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Pansy: You’re gonna ace this test

Hermione: You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb

Pansy: I disagree. If anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

Hermione: That was big. I was really proud of you

#pansmione #hermione teaching pansy to do basic things #incorrect pansmione quotes #daddiesdrarry on instagram #pansy parkinson #hermione granger #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp #hp #pansy x hermione #pansmione squad #pansy parkinson x hermione granger #hp imagine #hp text post #hp ships #incorrect hp quotes #hp rare pair #source: b99 #harry potter

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dawntainbobbynash · 10 months

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Bobby: I don't know why you have an issue with this. Hen was happy to comply.

Buck: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Hen does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?

Bobby: If Hen were to jump off a cliff, she would've done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so... yes. If you see Hen jump off a cliff, by all means. Jump off a cliff.

#the b99 rewatch continues #i have a couple parallels i really need to gif #911 #mine.#text #incorrect quotes #bobby #buck

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nessa007 · 8 months

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the way jake peralta’s life revolved around his job and he felt he would end up alone and then by the end of b99 he quits the nypd because his amazing wife and son are his world and what matter most to him now

#jake peralta #jake x amy #peraltiago #b99 #text post

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shyjusticewarrior · 6 months

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 186

Luke: You can control white people by giving them cheese.

Harley: Cheese is so good though.

Luke: We got one.

Selina: Ivy, I need your help but you can't tell anybody what I'm up to.

Ivy: Oh, not a problem, I don't talk to anyone but Harley.

Harley, on facetime: And nobody where I am even speaks English.

Selina: Where are you?

Harley: Brazil, baby! I got conned by a cam girl. But it turns out, love it here!

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