#billy is an orphan

[aandriskobold]

*chanting* if you didn't see the body the character isn't dead, if you didn't see the body the character isn't dead, if you didn't see the body the character isn't dead

#according to x #hahah they're FINE #i actually recognise that many shows don't subscribe to what i call the Orphan Black Rule #but i think black sails does. #both literally in billy's case but also thematically for both flint and eleanor and arguably for silver #OH AND OF COURSE LITERALLY THAT OTHER CHARACTER #anyway. i want her to be okay very badly. please. #black sails

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 81

Danny blinked at the small children Ellie was holding the hand of, looking quite proud of herself. The small children- between ten and twelve so somewhere similar to Ellie’s age- who both practically stank of magic and Gods. 

He took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of his nose even as Dan cackled while opening the door more to let them inside. “Alright, what’s your name, kids?”

“B-billy…um, Billy Batson...” “‘m Percy! Percy Jackson.” 

“Nice to meet you two- any idea where in your family you have a god or two, because one of you definitely smells like Zeus and I’m pretty sure Poseidon and I am not dealing with either of my half-brothers.” 

#prompts #dcxdp #dpxpj #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #billy batson #Danny was adopted by Clockwork who is the origin behind Kronos #Oh they're both orphans? No one to take care of them? #Goddamnit Clockwork you made sure Ellie found them didn't you #Liminals are hidden from monsters thanks to feeling like them & the dead #CW: If they won't take care of their kids then I'll give the lil demigods to my favorite son :) #The JL finding out Billy is a child: You need a guardian- how could we let this happen #Billy: Actually my older sister has looked 12 for the last 100 years and my younger brother looks 20 so that's very human-ist of you #Percy peering out at some camp people who are trying to see if he's home: MA There's some weird ass cats outside! #Percy: Am I allowed to throw the pool at them 'cause they aren't taking no for an answer #Danny teaching the kids how to use powers: Alright and now we're going to your other dad and moms to learn magic #Danny: And how to shoot a gun in Val's case because I will forget gun safety #Everlasting Quartet #Phantastic Four #“Hey Marvel how do you know that info about Dr Fate he looks so pissed??” #“Oh one of my parents know him and they don't get along so now we always take the chance to call him a lil Bitch but politely” #Percy: Billy if you can summon lightning and I can control water can we combine them #Billy: One way to find out- hey Daaaaan #Camp people trying to find Percy: Wtf wtf wtf #The pantheon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN KRONOS HAD ANOTHER CHILD?! WHERE?! HOW!? #Clockwork: Look at my Favorite Child who doesn't Fuck with the Timeline or are Raging Hypocrites & takes care of his kids #Clockwork curled up with Danny & new grandchildren in his chest like a mother crocodile: Everything is as it should be :) #Marvel: Look at my lil brother isn't he adorable he's a year younger than me but takes more after our other mom #Percy: Hi Mr Aquaman I can control water & talk to fish and was wondering if you have any tips #“Marvel we're going to die-” “No we're not lemme call my big brother- if he can destroy the timeline he can fix it” “If he What”

[beatora-truther]

surely not ALL dc heroes can be orphans who lost both parents at the same time in some tragic event

#bruce wayne #oliver queen #garfield logan #dick grayson #billy batson #clark kent #the list goes on #but i think ollie’s parents being eaten by lions is objectively the funniest way to be orphaned

[puppetwoman17]

Billy: Hey, can I get $5 bill?

Sinclair: No.

Billy: But you have millions of—

Sinclair: No.

Billy: But—

Sinclair: No.

Billy: This sucks.

Sinclair: Idiot, if I don’t give my dad any money, why would I give some to you?

Billy: *looks at Ebenezer*

Ebenezer: No, he’s right. I’m in debt.

#billy batson #Sinclair Batson #Ebenezer Batson #captain marvel #shazam #homelessness #orphan #wow look they love each other so much #when you��re in debt #but you stole your nephew’s inheritance

[laststandx3]

*not strictly a "how do you imagine you'd die" question. Can be also read as "how do you wish to die". Just know that in this 1845 expedition you WILL die, so choose wisely.

**In this order: Limewater, Syrup of Squills (a sliced herb set in tannin solution), Peruvian Wine of Coca (an admixture of wine and cocaine), Solutions of Hartshorn (a Medicine made from ground-up antlers of red deer which stinks strongly of ammonia), Solution of Camphor, Tincture of Lobelia (a solution of Indian tobacco that was almost pure nicotine)

*** lead poisoning

#francis crozier #james fitzjames #cornelius hickey #henry goodsir #george hodgson #john irving #edward little #solomon tozer #silna's dad #david young my beloved victorian orphan #stephen stanley #thomas blanky #tuunbaq #billy gibosn #sir john franklin #book!goodsir probably: if this medicine doesn't work i'll just give you another nd another and another #a lot of asterics but the poll option's characters is limited #but also is funnier like this #poll #thomas armitage #charles des voeux #listen i know someone will be like i want to go like goodsir or fitzjames but no i remember they existed but this poll isn't for it #i still could have put i drink poison to kill the cannibal that will eat me like yes it's funny #but i just think those options are a little too real for this #this is a meme this is a joke and we don't drink things that could make our tummy go brrr >:( #we do not kos even in the arctic #we let the arctic ki LL us #the terror #the terror amc

[factual-flittermouse]

I’ve seen a lot of WC x DC crossovers featuring various bats undercover as Neal Caffrey and, while DG makes an excellent Neal, I think an opportunity is being missed… specially, that Tim Drake is canonically an internationally wanted art thief due to his time searching for Bruce. Additionally, he has the background both in suits and in taking on a variety of undercover roles (like Caroline Hill and Alvin Draper) AND has a bit of a rivalry with Ra’s (which fits with the common ‘LOA spies in the FBI’ motive for going undercover). He has the skills (except painting), the style, and the history to pull it off. I’m not saying DG doesn’t make a good Caffrey, I’m just saying that I think the choice from the options is a bit humorous

#batman #timothy drake #batfam #dc comics #white collar #dc x wc #neal caffrey #dick grayson #undercover #for real though #it was right there #practically a perfect setup #could easily be cannon #well #not really #but out of all of them it absolutely fits the best #my guy has a lot of undercover experience #he stole from a LOT of museums #he’s got both arts (photography) and archeology background to draw from #he even has experience both with expensive suits and pricey wines #he may prefer zesti but he could pull it off #plus he’s got the black hair and blue eyes combo #also #unrelated #billy batson #BAT SON #an orphan with black hair and blue eyes? #How did he never get adopted #fr #he deserves it

[purplezombietumbler]

Okey but hear me out:

Imagine a Total Drama like show (animated parody of reality TV show), but instead of Survivor, it's a Parody of Real Housewives, and its cast is Horror Icons.

Look I just got out of work and I'm tired.

#horror icons #real housewives #total drama #funny #Look I just got out of work and I'm tired #jason voorhees #michael myers #freddy krueger #billy and stu #scream #carrie white #M3GAN #pennywise #Jack Torrance #Ghostface #Hannibal Lecter #Jigsaw #Candyman #Chucky #Leatherface #Annie Wilkes #Norman Bates #The Babadook #Annabelle #orphan esther #Brahms Heelshire #Tiffany Valentine #Samara Morgan #Jennifer Check #Mary Shaw

[sunlitlemonade]

Jason: *sees Billy talking to Damian*

Jason (to Dick): ... When did we adopt another one?

#dick *trying hard not to laugh*: he's not adopted #jason: yet #dick: yet??? #jason *elaborate hand-waving*: blue eyes black hair has the aura of a slighted orphan. i can smell the trauma too. #dick:.... did i mention his name is billy batson #jason: *gasp* its in the name too. yikes. #jason *looks pityingly at billy*: good luck bestie #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #billy batson #dc #batfam #captain marvel #shazam #dc comics #pls don't ask me why i think this would happen. it had been in my drafts for a while now. i just tossed it out for funsies.

[baambastic]

Cassandra Cain ran away at age 8, and she lived on her own for 8-9 years before the events of No Man’s Land.

No Man’s Land takes place not long before A World Without Grown Ups, in which Billy Batson is somewhere around age 15. And Billy becomes Captain Marvel somewhere between age 10 and 14. Regardless, Cass would have run away before Billy was at that age.

Accessing the Wizard’s power requires pureness of heart. At least, it does when one is trying to access it through the Wizard or his staff, although the Champion can share their power with anyone.

And Cass is shown to be able to access the Wizard’s power due to her pure heart, even after five years of a technoviral zombie apocalypse.

So, given all of this information, if the mission during which Cass took a man’s life and ran away from her father took place in Fawcett City, then it is very possible that the Wizard might have chosen Cass as his Champion instead.

#dc write the elseworlds story already i stg #or i’ll write it myself #this should not have taken as many hours of research as it did #dc comic character timelines are a sin #yes i’m using prime earth elseworld continuity to corroborate my point about new earth continuity shut up #cassandra cain #black bat #dc orphan #batgirl #batgirl 2000 #power of shazam #shazam! #captain marvel dc #dc captain marvel #billy batson #john constantine #batman #damian wayne #tim drake #david cain #dceased #dceased dead planet #new earth #dc #dc comics #🐍

[fanaticloser]

If I ever think a movie is scary I just search it up on tumblr cause I know without a doubt someone is simping over the bad guy or the cast and it makes it not so scary anymore. But then I start simping over the bad guy and I don’t know if that’s a good thing.

#hush 2016 #the boy 2016 #halloween #scream #billy loomis #micheal myers #brahms heelshire #the faculty #Jeepers creepers #final destination 3 #30 days of night #fear 1996 #from dusk till dawn #the orphan #the orphan first kill #house of wax #friday the 13th #texas chainsaw massacre #american horror story #I don’t watch scary movies but these are okay even though they’re not actually scary cause this is as scary I can get

[dustylava]

#child's play #charles lee ray #chucky #friday the 13th #jason voorhees #nightmare on elm street #freddy krueger #texas chainsaw massacre 1974 #texas chainsaw massacre 2006 #bubba sawyer #thomas hewitt #black christmas #billy lenz #orphan #esther #leena klammer #the conjuring 2 #valak #the nun #hellraiser #pinhead #halloween #michael myers #the boy #brahms heelshire #scream #stu macher #billy loomis #slasher movies #slasher memes

[jellytamalies]

important DC headcannon

blue eyes are a dominent gene

#billy batson #bruce wayne #tim drake #literally all the batboys #clark kent #his son #so many people #kyle rayner #and #hal jordan #but only 30% of the time #i'm sure theres a bazillion other examples #but you get my point #not all of these people can be fucking #irish or whatever #like where are you finding all the blue eyed black hair orphans #DC #DC comics #headcannon #jamstuff

[presiding]

new monster in the hull chapter up

#dishonored #billie lurk #emily kaldwin #billie/emily #sorry for the continued #dishonored shitposting #quick lil meme so i dont have to work out what to say about the new chapter no wait let me try #clones. monsters. assassination. ghosts. orphans. captainsonas #couple daud jokes #did anyone else watch person of interest? #(show the assassination chain meme is from) #root and shaw. ROOT!! AND SHAW!!! #could not believe i was seeing ND wlw saving the world. on my screen. in the year 2015. beautiful.

[snufkinsnogger]

Does anyone else have like, a "real world" version of their FO? Like, how'd they look if they existed in our world and how their lore would translate into our reality?

#my snuf would probably be a couch surfer or live out of a van and would have aged out of foster care #his mom wouldn't have thirty children but something more like two before snuf and three or four after him #shes nice and also a stereotypical Too Many Kids and Not Enough Fucks sort like shes not a bad mom just sort of really loose with parenting #his dad is an absentee father #nice and all but not really father of the year #he basically was raised by his best friends parents who adore him #they also adopted another friend of theirs #Billy is a texan who also had a trouble childhood #orphaned as a teen but he eluded the system #he got by doing crimes mostly burglary a d fraud and stuff #he also does rodeo but it doesn't pay enough #his parents were also into crime and thats how they died #also where he learned it from #selfshipping #selfship #self shipping #selfshipper #self ship #imagine

[beesandhoney1219]

When Wayne Family Adventures adds Captain Marvel/Shazam/Billy Batson, I’ll be happy

#dc #comics #shazam #batman #wayne family adventures #young justice league #young justice #billy batson #wonder woman #green arrow #superman #nightwing #robin #red hood #red robin #spoiler #orphan #oracle #signal #barbara gordon #gotham #batfam #batfamily #fawcett city #captain marvel #damian wayne #bruce wayne #clark kent #webtoons #webtoon

[cerealboxlore]

I like how I started my blog with the intention of being a Twisted Wonderland blog.

And then Billy Batson came in with an iron chair and wrecked my life.

#Gosh golly #This homeless orphan ruined my life #Cheers for Billy Batson to being my favorite son #I cherish him #Sorry Twisted Wonderland #This kid has super powers #billy batson #what happened to my life