Bakugou: I overheard you joking with Kirishima and making him laugh
Bakugou: I wish nothing but misery upon you
Kaminari: He’s our boyfriend now
Bakugou: Not if I kill you
Kaminari: Well he'll probably break up with you for that. Then he won't be either of our boyfriends
Bakugou: Thats a risk Im willing to take
Can you do a smau of kirishima x bakugo!y/n x kaminari and someone hacks into gc and starts sending pics of them into the gc I'm so sorry this is so horny wtf 😭😭
Hi pookie!! Im so sorry this took so fucking long bro 😭 I was kinda just yapping with this one ngl I am so damn tired I hope this even makes any sense 😭 don’t apologize pookie I honestly love this idea ❤️😂 I love youuu 😽 I hope this is what you wanted 😭
Man, wouldn’t it be fucked up to be some loser shitty ass boyfriend walking in on your girl getting her brains fucked out of her by the next door neighbors?
Like one or the other would have been bad enough, but both? Both incredibly fit men from next door? At the same time? Is this revenge for sleeping with her friends?
Well it was revenge, now it’s just her average afternoon activity. Figured since fucking around was such a fun hobby for them, she might as well give it a try!
And Kirishima and Kaminari were more than happy to assist! They were even with to invite some more of their friends! In fact he better get going, they’ll be here any minute now and from what they’ve told her one of them isn’t too nice to unwanted company.
Oh but he doesn’t have to worry, she’ll send all his crap to her ex best friend’s place as soon as she’s done, he can stay with her since he thought laying with her was such a good idea.
Kaminari, in line for Starbucks: *Grabs Tetsutetsu's hand*
Tetsutetsu: Huh? What are you doing??
Kaminari: Wait, you're not my boyfriend
Tetsutetsu: Obviously not
Kaminari: Well I am set on finishing this Starbucks experience with you
Tetsutetsu: Im not paying
Kaminari: Dammit
Sato and Yaoyorozu owning a café together with the best drinks and pastries in town. Said place is where they witness a lot of pining between whatever ships you imagine and the two are just "We gotta get them together" and commence the matchmaking shenanigans using cakes and tea!