#dear god thos took ages

[cybertron-after-dark]

TFP- Pet Names

Bots and cons, both what they'd call you and what they'd love it if you called them

Gender neutral reader, reader is human but I can do one of these for cybertronian reader too down the line.

If I missed someone you really wanted to see, feel free to ask for them!

Optimus

Calls you: My beloved, my love, my other half. A lot of old fashioned, sweet, sappy nicknames bc he's a sappy old man.

Call him: Sugar, sweetie, honey, baby. Overly saccharine titles just make him blush like nothing else. Even if they're a little silly, they just make him feel so loved.

Ratchet

Calls you: Dear, love, my better half, though more often than not he calls you by your name. He likes how it sounds.

Call him: one would think he despises nicknames from his reaction to wheeljack calling him doc and sunshine, but it's quite the opposite; nicknames are a very special thing to him, but you have to earn the right to call him by them, or it feels overly familiar and that infuriates him. Once you've been together for awhile, if you call him "my love," his spark will soar.

Bulkhead

Calls you: Baby, cutie, honey, lovebug, lovebunny, sweetspark. You're the cutest thing in the world to him and he wants you to know that.

Call him: stud, handsome, or big guy are all great ones if you're looking to fluster him. That said, if you call him muffin or sweet thing, he might actually cry a little because it makes him way too happy.

Bumblebee

Calls you: Babe, hot stuff, cutie pie, babydoll, beautiful, gorgeous, boo. He needs you to know you're too dang pretty!

Call him: honey, honeybee, sweetheart, sweetspark. He's a total sucker for the cheesy stuff.

Arcee

Calls you: babe, dork, partner. That last one means a LOT to her. If she calls you her partner it means she's totally opened up to you, and you're too important to her to lose.

Call her: babe, but only call her partner if she calls you that first. It's not a title to be taken lightly in her eyes.

Wheeljack

Calls you: hottie, hot stuff, sexy, dollface, sunshine, babe, wild thing, he's got a whole arsenal of nicknames, some more annoying than others.

Call him: studmuffin, sexy, big boy, crazy, daddy. Real talk, he loves hearing whatever cursed, over the top bullshit you come up with. The dumber the better, he loves when you can make him laugh.

Megatron

Calls you: human, more often than not. Pet is the best you're getting.

Call him: you're going to call him Lord Megatron, or Master. Anything else is unacceptable, even for his partner.

Starscream

Calls you: Fleshy, pet, wretched organic, gremlin, creature... And, when he's sure nobody's listening, very rarely, he'll call you beloved or my spark.

Call him: master, sir, lord starscream, my heart, my spark. He likes to feel important to you, and he REALLY likes to feel respected and powerful.

Soundwave

Calls you: ... Well he doesn't usually call you much of anything given he doesn't talk, but sometimes he'll use soundbytes of cutesy pet names from old human romance movies that he totally does not watch, shut up.

Call him: he'll honestly appreciate any nickname you give him (though you won't catch him showing it), but things like beautiful, gorgeous, or pretty boy will get him to blush under that screen. Especially if you've seen him with the mask off and still insist he looks good.

Shockwave

Calls you: your name. He feels no need to make up overly saccharine terms of endearment. You are his and he is yours, you both know you love each other, so why bother with such performative trivialities? If you tell him you just like hearing the affirmation every now and then, he won't fully get it, but he will settle on calling you trinket, because you are very small and you fascinate him.

Call him: You're not gonna get a reaction out of him no matter what you call him, but he considers the terms love, dear, or my heart to be acceptable.

Knockout

Calls you: darling, doll, dollface, honey, baby, lover, cutie, sweetspark, lapin, little thing, ma chèrie, mon amour, itty bit, and those are just the usual names.

Call him: gorgeous, pretty boy, hottie, honey, baby, all of it gets him a little flustered, but he REALLY loves whenever you call him speedy. He loves looking pretty and driving fast, and only one of those gets acknowledged all that often.

Breakdown

Calls you: Baby, tiny, lovebug, snugglebunny, sweet thing, honey, gorgeous, pretty little thing, sweetspark, cuddlebear. He can get pretty cutesy with it, he's not ashamed to admit how much he loves you.

Call him: big guy, sexy, big boy, good boy, darling, sweetspark. He likes when you remind him how big and strong he is, but he also likes hearing you get sweet on him.

#tfp #dear god thos took ages #i got stuck on shockwave soooo long #transformers #maccadam #optimus prime #ratchet #bumblebee #bulkhead #arcee #wheeljack #megatron #starscream #soundwave #shockwave #knockout #breakdown #tramsformers prime

[f10werfae]

My own Milf

pairing: Tom Holland x Older!Girlfriend!Reader

summary: Fans retell the best moments of what they see from tom holland and Y/n’s spicy relationship (Tom is 26, Reader is 31) (Requested by Anon)

Likes, comments and reblogs are appreciated🫶

Tom Masterlist, Full Masterlist

@/bornintheflesh: Tom finally posted a pic of him and his new girlfriend, and she is so hot. What a milf. I really don’t care if she’s 31, they make such a sexy couple wtf, did y’all not see the photo of them at the beach. TOM IS ENJOYING HER BLUE BIKINI A BIT TOO MUCH, his hands are gripping onto her ass for dear life😭😭

@/osterfieldlol: Harrison said on his story that he introduced Y/n and Tom, and that the first time Tom saw Y/n he said to Harrison “I’ve got to get her number mate” So he likes to think they’re the reason they got together

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@/Marvelgyal101: Why are you guys hating on their age gap? Just cause it ain’t you. They’re such a beautiful couple and they both treat each other so well, that video of them both feeding each other at Tom’s family barbecue was everything!🫶

>> @/loserlovers: So true! I’ve seen some people call her a gold digger, but don’t they know she’s literally one of the only women representing her field?! Lord have mercy these people are dumb. Anyways Stan Y/n L/n, she’s a gorgeous independent woman who wouldn’t even need Tom to sustain herself

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@/spiderwickman: Can Tom just marry her already? They acting too cute to just be bf and gf, surely he’s already put a ring on her? That story Tom told where every morning Y/n gets a shower and he ends up joining her just to piss her off, THAT IS TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART TO HANDLE

>> @/Y/nL/n: PSA. The only reason it pisses me off is because he gets too handsy and then that leads to a two hour shower and then I get hungry. THEN I HAVE TO COOK BECAUSE HES TOO LAZY.

>>> @/TomHolland: Now come on love, you love my pancakes

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@/bunnyrabbitexpress: Did anyone see Tom’s tattoo? It’s a tattoo of a dove on his shoulder, and he said it’s because it’s what he used to call Y/n when they first started officially dating😭 Don’t mind me just sleeping on the highway tonight😭

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@/Y/nL/n: Can someone please tell @/TomHolland that i’m not talking to him until he returns all underwear to my closet, he’s such a pervert and now i’m left going commando 25/8. Or i’m stuck wearing his stinky boxers, 😪

>> @/TomHolland: Well i’m telling you, Y/n Holland, I prefer you without em, plus those lace things look terribly uncomfortable. So i’m doing you a favour, stick to the granny panties or go bare❤️

>>> @/liviaughholland: HE HAS TURNED INTO A SEXUAL BEAST, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM😍😭😭 Lowkey lovin the PDA tho, so keep goin

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@/Biggiraffe: Saw Y/n and Tom out in London walking Tessa, well actually, it was Y/n walking Tessa while Tom took videos of them from behind laughing and giggling as Tessa just trotted pulling Y/n along to her hearts desire.

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@/princesstulip: My sister saw the Holland couple on the beach in Spain, she told me Tom was literally all over Y/n like a rash. Reapplying her sunscreen for her, refilling her drinks, kissing her body literally EVERYWHERE, puckering his lips for a kiss anytime she complimented his sand castle he built around her and adding a moat to “protect his queen”

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@/lestalk: No one makes me happier than seeing fan girls get humbled. While Y/n and Tom arrived at the airport in New York, they were absolutely ambushed by fans and paps, to a point where Y/n was physically pushed over because someone had clearly deliberately tripped her. AND TOM WENT BALLISTIC, SHOUTING AT PEOPLE TO “Calm down and step away from me and my girlfriend please! We just want to get out of here” Poor Y/n I think had to be seen by a medic because she hurt her knee or something💔

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@/TomHolland: Happy 32nd birthday to the love of my life, and my forever home, Y/n L/n (will be Holland soon I promise) Thank God I went to Harrison’s party and met you, because I seriously don’t know where i’d be without you. I love your gorgeous self, mind and spirit; that ass too but that’s for later ;).

Lots of love, your Tommy

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@/butterlfycocooon: Y/N AND TOM ARE ENGAGED, SHE JUST POSTED A PHOTO OF THEM AND HER HOLDING HER HAND UP WITH A DIAMOND RING OMGOMGOMG. THANK GOD WE ONLY HAD TO WAIT A YEAR AND A HALF, IT WAS GETTING DESPERATE

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@/britishteafluff: Y/n is glowing, I don’t know why or how, but she’s got a different kinda beauty going on right now and i’m in love, sorry Tom. That photo Tom posted of her in a sundress with his family has gotten me starstruck, the way she carries herself so elegantly! Also not Tom’s mom hugging Y/n and not her own son, rip Tom lol

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@/DailyMagazine: Breaking News! Tom Holland and lover Y/n L/n seen shopping at baby aisle at the local Target, does this mean a new arrival is on the way? Y/n and Tom have been together for 2 years now, with her being 33 and him being 28, last year we saw the couple engaged by the Swiss Alps; now are we seeing another new Holland?! Not only that, fans are also gushing at the sight of Tom wrapping his arms around his stunning fiancée, the couple seen to be as in love as the day they revealed their relationship. Whatever the pictures mean, we wish the happy couple the best!

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PSA: As some of you know because of Taglists getting too big for some of my writing, I am making a library blog where I will simply reblog all my writing and ONLY my writing. Everything I write will still be posted here! Instead of my taglist, you can now follow @f10werfaes-cosy-collection 🫶 You can turn on post notifs if you wish, and instead of receiving a tag, you will see i’ve reblogged my own writing onto my library blog! Hope that isn’t too confusing, if there’s any questions then let me know♥️

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[rogerswifesblog]

1 - The Devil I Desire

Series Masterlist

My Masterlist

A/N: Hi! This is my first Stucky Series and I hope you’ll like it. Tbh Steve is a dick in this one (at least in the beginning) and it won’t be Peggy friendly either. Also, READ TGE WARNINGS, it’s important since it’ll later on contain still like age gap, cheating and other rather controversial stuff.

Here’s the first chapter! Have fun reading!

And a big thank you to @jamneuromain who helped me with the idea and especially some things later on in the story…(especially some extra drama👀)

Likes, comments and reblogs are appreciated ❤️

Pairing: silver fox Steve Rogers x college student Bucky Barnes

Chapter summary: first meeting after a disaster….just leading into another one.

Warnings: age gap, alcohol consumption, past trauma

Bucky wanted to get wasted. Like, really get wasted. His tinder date was once again a total disaster and right now he just wanted to spend a fun evening with his best friend (preferably by getting wasted).

> waitin at the bar < Bucky texted Wanda, while sipping at his second tequila sunrise, scrolling through Instagram. All those happy couples annoyed him, posting all those cute pictures together. Why couldn’t he have this? Why couldn’t he be in such a cute relationship too?

He wasn’t even picky. He just wanted someone who didn’t hate cats or wasn’t a serial killer. (Tho he’d probably be able to look past the second part. As long as nobody hated his dear Alpine everything should be fine.)

Bucky definitely didn’t want anyone like today's date. He hadn’t felt this bad in a long time, really. First he had already suspected the other guy to be very egotistical and vain. Turned out to be the truth.

But after Bucky pulled up his sleeves from it being too hot in the restaurant? God, that’s where it all started to go downhill.

From the first moment where his scars were on display Bucky could feel his gaze on them, interested in a way, but mostly disgusted.

Just…

He couldn’t describe the vibe the other guy was giving him.

It made Bucky feel like…like an animal at the zoo, in a way. Everyone was looking at him. Judging for something he couldn’t change.

So after faking a family emergency he left his date and decided to text his group chat about wanting to go clubbing tonight. And getting drunk.

Very, very drunk.

Unless he’d find a hot guy to spend the night with. Then he’d rather remember it.

“Bucky!”, Wandas voice sounded close to him, even with the loud music killing every sound existing. Sometimes he was surprised how loud Wanda could be if she wanted to. Especially since she was always rather quiet. “Are you okay?”, her arms wrapped around his waist, hugging him from behind. “Hi, Wanda”, Bucky smiled tiredly, leaning a bit into the hug, sighing,

He explained to Wanda what had happened and why he was in such a bad mood. She was understanding, especially since she knew how much it took Bucky to carry himself with the confidence he did now.

Wanda hugged once again after Bucky finished the story, finishing the tequila sunrise.

After a while also Clint and Pietro came to the bar, both of them immediately ordering shots.

“So, tell us what happened and how drunk we wanna be tonight?”, joked Pietro, the accent strong on his tongue, especially now after already having drank some beers with Clint before they came to the club too.

Bucky chuckled at that, only giving Pietro one exhausted smile before explaining the whole story once again to both him and Clint. Just like Wanda they understood how Bucky felt.

While complaining to his friends he hadn’t even noticed the lingering gaze of a middle aged man, watching Bucky as he sipped from his tequila.

Steve sat with Sam in the corner of the club, having a whisky on ice in his hands and only partly listening to whatever Sam was trying to tell him. It was hard for him to hear what he said and he also couldn’t really concentrate on him when his eyes were glued to the younger man’s lips wrapped around a straw.

Then he looked back at Sam, noticing he had stopped talking. “Can you repeat anything of what I’ve said?”, Sam raised his eyebrows, laughing when Steve lowered his head, clearing his throat. “I’m listening…?” “Sorry, I was in thought-“ “yeah, yeah, watching someone out of your age range. At least if I’m correct about you looking at the guy with the manbun at the bar. I’m jot even sure if he’s out of high scho-“ “of course he is. He’s in a club. Drinking alcohol. He’s at least 21”, argued Steve, already slightly Offended.

He may like younger partners than himself, but he’d never be interested in someone who’d be below 21. If he had to be honest with himself he’d rather meet with people closer to thirty than twenty, but this young man definitely didn’t seem like mid twenties.

It broke his heart to imagine he couldn’t spend the night with him, but he was definitely too young…on the other hand, it’d be just for one night.

But he also couldn’t be too sure if Mr Man-bun would even want him. Who knew if he’d be into older men? Even though Steve kept himself fit and took care of his appearance, he couldn’t hide the graying hair in his beard, the gray strands in his hair and the few wrinkles that were already covering his forehead the more he furrowed his eyebrows. Or the little crow‘s feet from all the laughs in his life.

Sighing he looked into his Glas, noticing how some of the ice had already melted, making the alcohol watery and less enjoyable….which was a good reason to go to the bar and- “don’t think about it-“ “already did it”, Steve answered, standing up and walking over to the table, purposefully stopping next to his object of desires. Who was alone. His friends were on the dance floor while he was drinking something light blue again.

“Isn’t that a bit too much for one evening?”, Steve chuckled to the young man, after ordering himself a whisky. The young man quickly finished his drink, sipping from his straw. His lips wrapped around it so nicely, as he sucked the liquid…god, Steve, keep it in your pants.

“You get me another one and I’ll stop after that”, he said flirty, winking at Steve.

So Steve was game. A smirk crept onto his lips as he called out to the bartender to get the young man the same drink as before. This time a double.

“I’m Bucky”, the young man introduced himself, holding out his hand for Steve to shake, which he did. “Steve Rogers. Nice to meet you.”

Hm, the name Rogers sounded familiar to Bucky's ears, but he ignored it.

Instead he was already looking forward to meeting this attractive man, “so…what are your plans for tonight? What are you gonna do?”

Hoped You. Was Steve's First thought but he kept his mouth shut. “I’m not sure yet…I think I’ll finish this drink and go home”, he shrugged, not being able to keep the smirk hidden.

Bucky felt like he should immediately tell this gorgeous man he would leave this place alone but…he was never one for one night stands. He actually never had one, hell, he never had sex with someone, he only had his cock sucked a couple of times or did it himself. The closest thing he had to a one night stand was when he rubbed off a guy in the toilets of a bar on a first date. Afterwards the guy never talked to him again.

He decided to be honest.

“I’d be lying if I’d say you wouldn’t be going home alone even though I’d love to say it but…I’m not that kind of guy. I mean-I really want to know what you’re hiding beneath those clothes because your shoulders seem wider than the doors but…-“ “hey, hey, don’t worry, we can just get to know each other, talk a bit…we can go back to mine and just leave it at a conversation”, Steve smiled even though he had definitely intended the night to be different.

But he was good with his words. And he knew it’d work out to his favor.

It wouldn’t be the first time anyway.

So he wasn’t surprised to see Bucky texting his friends he wouldn’t be home for the night as they were leaving the building together.

Thank you for reading! I’d appreciate some feedback ❤️

What do you think why Bucky knows Steve’s surname?👀it’ll be important later on….👀

Taglist: @ozeriterchick @guiltypleasureisfun @ayronren (I’ve decided to tag some people that had reblog the series summary and might be interested! )

All posts taglist: @rogersbarber

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[yannisrandomstuff]

Could i get alt Gabe and real Gabe crushing on the same person??

Okay I now have the motivation to finish this

Let's just say, somehow susbriel KNOWS that toonbriel also crushing on the same s/o

Let's start with susbriel

He didn't really realize it that he's falling inlove until he reads some books about it

There he is falling inlove with you. He's actually surprised about it, who could've thought that he'll fall inlove with a human?

So now everything he visits you he would bring you 1 red roses then complimenting you

He would help you cook or just watch you cook

He sometimes even day dream of you and him getting married after he kill all the humans

He sometimes tells you some of his stories back in the day when he was still an angel (of course you didn't know that he was now a demon because he disguised himself as an angel and it will stay that way forever or not)

if you weren't uncomfortable of him being lovey dovey with you, he doesn't care ^^ (no one can stop him loving you)

He would bring you one of the most antique objects that are expensive if you ask where he get this he would just brush it off and not answer the question leaving you all curious

No alternates will ever near your house and if they did they better pray to the real God

When altGabriel will be away for 5 or more months he will send an alternate to watch over you (until a bright shining light will kill them)

* times when you and him aren't really a couple yet* he acts like he's your husband frfr

"Gabe your not my husband"

"yet"

He has a hobby to just pull you close using his "wings" (that he DEFINITELY not stole from someone)

Now with Toonbriel

(Don't attack me for this )

Believe it or not he actually saw you first before susbriel

He actually saw you when he's in his human form, just roaming and observing mandela County

When he saw you let's say... love at first sight

He likes giving you a bouquet of flowers when you are alone in the house

Sometimes you get dreams of a boy who seem to look like alt gabe with a few differences

That boy is angel Gabriel showing up in your dreams and complimenting you and warns you about a serpent who disguise itself as a dove

There's time when you go out to buy groceries you both will encounter each other (toonbriel in human disguise) and hoth of you will have conversations

He likes it whenever he cooks for you just to show and prove to you that he really loved you

Gets jealous of susbriel since he always get to be with you

Likes putting notes in your desk "please don't overwork yourself take care dear"

You thought those notes are from alt gabe

Writes you love letters

*If the reader did not met susbriel and only met toonbriel*

He will be very romantic

Same with alt gabe he acts like he's your boyfriend

But he knows his limitations, if you're not comfortable about the way he acts around you he will change that (he gets a bit sad tho)

Now when altGabriel know that archGabriel is also crushing on his s/o

AltGabriel will be furious tho but his pride is high enough that his s/o will not fall for somebody like ArchGabriel (i would 🙋‍♀️)

He finds it pathetic that Angel Gabriel is trying so hard while Gabriel Already made his s/o fall for him

When he found out those love letters made by angel Gabriel he burns them all

Angel Gabriel on the other hand is shocked on why Gabriel Did that, but it won't stop him from seeing you

Of course Gabriel knew that Angel Gabriel is attending your dreams so when you guys talk in the sofa he also tells you about the serpent disguise as a dove referring to angel Gabriel, decieving you so that you will never trust Angel Gabriel

You just thought of it as a joke and didn't listen to him

Angel Gabriel just talks to you in your dreams telling you that he loves you very much

Basically this is a competition but Gabriel know that he would win because angel Gabriel can't be around you when Gabriel is around the house and Gabriel took that advantage so he never leaves your house ever again

Gabriel still leave the house but only for a short time hoping that he would catch angel Gabriel and just straight off locking him again

That's all JWKAJAJAJAVASGAUAY

#the mandela catalogue alternate gabriel #the mandela catalogue x reader #alternate gabriel #the mandela catalogue #tmc alternate #headcanons #xreader #alternate archangel gabriel #the mandela catalogue archangel gabriel #alternate gabriel x reader #tmc #gustokonamatulog

[of-stars-and-chaos]

Lamb

Pairing: KIng Loki (Old Loki) x fem!reader

Summary: Life in your village is boring and predictable for the most part, until one day when you stumble across a stranger near the lake. Horny shenanigans ensue.

Warnings/Tags: NSFW, smut, dub-con, oral sex (female and male receiving), vaginal sex, creampie, biting, rough sex, overstimulation, teasing, horn kink?, voice kink, implied large age gap, reader is implied to be over 18 tho, King Loki is creepy and has some nasty vibes just beware unless you're into that, but he's also kinda funny, King Loki also has a hair reveal in this

A/N: This really is just self indulgent thirsting over crusty old Loki from the AoA comics, idk what else to say... please leave a like, reblog and comment if you also love morally dubious old men in viking gimp suits. I hope I'm not the only one who simps over this old hag. (this is the first fic I've shared over from my AO3 yay!)

“Who are you?” You asked. Quite frightened by the man before you; he appeared very tall and thin, yet lean and well muscled, and he wore strange green leathery clothes and a golden helmet with large curved horns.

He was kneeled down near the bank of the river, and at your arrival and voice, his face turned, his eyes darting up to you; they were a striking green, rimmed with dark makeup. And he was old in the face, far older than his body appeared to imply. He sized you up quickly, from your loose long hair to the slightly tattered frills of your dress. His thin lips curled a little.

“No one of consequence, not to you, my dear.” He said. His voice was refined, like someone of nobility, it was deep and gravelly from age. He gave one more sweeping glance of the river before sighing and standing up.

You stepped backwards.

The man turned to you, tilting his head. “Are you going to run away? Call upon your village men to come and deal with me?”

You swallowed. “I… No.” You were not sure why, there was just something about him that made you curious… he did not seem dangerous, just very strange. Something drew you to him, and you wanted to find out what and why. 

You could see his clothing better now that he stood. The dark green fabric was tight to his body, outlining his muscles and collarbones. He had a sash around his waist, as well as decorative golden hoops hanging from his narrow hips. Around his shoulders was a thick furred pelt that hung to his mid back and made his frame appear broader than it was.

“But I’m an outsider. A dangerous spying stranger.” He said theatrically, wiggling his long, bony fingers for effect.

You frowned, trying to cover up your smile. “No. I won’t say anything.”

A grin stretched on his gaunt face. “Oh, you are a sweet little lamb, aren’t you?” His gaze drifted to your basket. “What are you doing out this far? It’s dangerous to wander past the borders of the village, you know. You never know what kind of monsters are about.”

“I’m foraging. Who are you?”

He smiled wider. He took a careful step towards you, making you tense a little.

“Would it be a little too alarming to tell you I’m a god?”

“A little.”

“Well, I can’t avoid that unfortunately. You can call me Loki.”

“Loki.” You echoed. “Why do you dress like this, wear those?” You gestured to his helmet.

Loki scoffed as he got within arms reach of you. He was very tall. You barely made it up to the height of his shoulders. “What a rude thing to say. I expected better from polite little village girls.”

“I have never seen anyone like you before.” You said defensively. You held your basket a little closer in front of yourself. “And I am a woman, not a girl.”

“Oh, well pardon me.” Loki said, mocking you. “Tell me,” He tilted his head at you again, the gesture made his great horns move through the air in a way that had you staring more at them than his actual face. “Why haven’t you run? You can’t be that desperate for male attention, now, lambkin.”

You flushed and averted your eyes from the rude old man- god- whatever he was.

“Oh.” He chuckled darkly. “I was joking, you know. And I thought you were the innocent type, but morally dubious old men do it for you, hm?”

“Please.” You didn’t want him to taunt you. “Leave me alone.”

“Oh, but you don’t really want me to do that. Do you?”

You took a deep breath, looking around. You paced a bit in the long grass, walking as if to go back to your village, then circling back to him. You hated to admit that he was attractive- in more ways than just physical appearance. His attitude was so full of swagger and confidence, his garb and means of being here were mysterious and so unusual… and you, unfortunately, were never very strong when it came to the temptation of the unknown. Your curiosity had gotten you into trouble in the past, but that had never seemed to stop you. Thinking with your pussy hadn’t gotten you into bad trouble yet, but there was a first time for everything. 

You pouted a little as you looked him up and down again. Loki could only watch you with plain amusement in his deeply hooded, dark rimmed eyes; eyes so sharp and cunning they almost scared you.

“I like your horns.” You finally said.

“Oh, I bet you do. All the chicks dig the horns.” He smirked and decided to walk around you. “I’m getting tired of being here. Would you like to follow me to someplace more interesting?”

You gulped, unsure of what he meant, and what to do.

“Come now, darling lamb, I wouldn’t dream of hurting such a pretty thing.” He grinned as he walked past you, his strides long and his pace fast and swift. It was obvious he had a destination in mind.

Your curiosity- of course it was purely your curiosity and not the eagerness in your lower gut and the fluttering in your chest- got the better of you.

“You remind me of The Horned God.” You said as you meekly followed behind him, trying your hardest to keep up with his long legs.

He peered at you from over his shoulder. “Now, where did you hear of that?”

“I shouldn’t say.” You realised, biting your lip.

“Dear, dear.” He tutted. “Hearing things you shouldn’t, hey? You seem to want to get yourself in all sorts of trouble. Following me definitely counts as trouble,” Loki turned suddenly, making you come to a halted stop before you collided with his chest. He looked down at you with unabashed hunger and playfulness. “It’s been a long time since a mortal found the courage to approach me, and under such base, primal circumstances at that. It’s really adorable.”

He extended his long fingered hand to your face, stroking down your cheek to rest under your chin, tilting it up to him as he examined your features. “You must be truly desperate,” He leaned in until you could smell his leathery scent. “Needy, pathetic little thing.”

You blushed hotly, breathing with your mouth parted. Caught like a stunned animal. “Y-you won’t hurt me? Will you?”

He laughed at you, patting your cheek rather harshly. “Sweet lambkin, don’t worry your pretty little head.”

Loki turned and continued as quickly as he had stopped, leading you to what appeared to be a cave, but upon entering through the leafy doorway you realised it was a huge tree. The vast space underneath the canopy of thick branches was akin to the inside of a large tent.

You could see that he had been staying here temporarily; there was a smouldering fire as well as a few bags of supplies lying around.

Loki leaned against the trunk of the tree in the centre, arms crossed as he continued to look you over. “There are few who can accept their carnal desires. And fewer that can openly express them around strangers.”

“I’m not-...” You started, then stubbornly looked at the ground.

“Oohoh, yes you are. You are so very shy about it, but don’t play coy with me, girl, I’ve been around long enough to know how the song and dance goes.” He raised a humoured brow. “But it’s certainly been a while. I’m glad I haven’t lost my touch in the art of seducing mortals, especially the ones who know they shouldn’t want me.” He gestured with his long, gloved fingers for you to come closer.

You felt your feet move towards him despite your common sense telling you to flee. Things in the air had changed, and you finally felt some true fear of him. His eyes were no longer cunning- they were predatory. 

You ended up in front of him, looking up at his old, handsome, sharp face.

“I take it you’re new to this.” Loki observed. “You seem eager, yet unpractised. Unsure.”

You nodded quietly, in awe and fear of him at the same time.

His lip curled. He stepped forward, starting to prowl around you as he spoke. “So small and timid… and so pretty… I bet many of the village men have their sights set on you? Can’t wait to turn you into their little wife, fill you with their babies and start a little family.”

You blushed hotter if that was possible, trying to look away from him as he circled around to your left, but he pulled your face back to look at you. He grinned, harshly grabbing your jaw, making his fingers dig into the flesh of your cheeks.

“Too bad for them, really. I’m going to ruin you first. Now get on your knees.”

He released his grip and you sank to your knees, placing your hands on his muscled thighs. You waited patiently.

“So obedient and submissive.” Loki cooed in praise as he began to remove the sash and belts from his waist, once out of the way he unlaced the reasonably tented crotch of his suit. “They’re there for a reason, by the way.” He offered, his dark rimmed eyes dropping to the golden metal hoops that hung at each of his hips.

You gulped again, feeling more naïve for not noticing his perverse accessories. You took a hold of the cold metal with trembling hands, watching silently as he pulled out his impressive cock. He tilted his head as he lazily stroked his length, watching you eye this new part of him with trepidation. “Don’t worry darling, it’s not that complicated. You just suck it and avoid biting.”

And without much more warning or instruction he pushed it past your open lips, making you take him in your mouth. You pulled and gripped onto the golden hoops as you tried to suck and lick, pulling back a little when he got close to the back of your throat- which was quickly due to the long length of him.

He took a fistful of your hair in his hand once you found a steady rhythm, you were drooling as you took his cock, wanting to please him, hollowing your cheeks around him, licking the underside of the shaft and sucking like you were dying of hunger. All the while the heat at the centre of your thighs grew, spiking with desire at all the sudden stimulation. 

“What a good girl you are,” Loki said, an extra growl to his voice. “It’s like you’ve done this before.”

You frowned and pulled yourself off his cock. “I’ve been told how it is done, I just haven’-.”

“Now, now, no need to be snappish.” He sneered before pushing your head forward, back onto him. He let out a breathy grunt at the pleasurable feeling of your attentive mouth. “Apparently you’re more of a would-be-whore than I assumed.” He cracked a grin again as he looked down at you. “I just needed to break you in, hmm?”

He continued to smile nastily down at you, as you frowned and glared at his words, taking his cock as best as you could. Soon your mouth was getting sore, wetness from your saliva beginning to drip down your thighs, mixing with an entirely different wetness. You whined around his hot hard length, wanting it somewhere other than your mouth.

As soon as you did so he gripped your hair tighter and pulled you off his cock, a string of saliva connecting it before breaking and dripping down, you whined again at the sight.

“What a horny little mess you are…” He purred. “Looks like you need some attention now, lamb?”

You could only nod, humming in acknowledgment as you started to unlace your dress. Before you could even get a good start on doing so however, he lowered himself to his knees and more or less tackled you to the ground, lowering your shoulders to the grass and dipping down to hurriedly lift up the layers of your dress and bury his head between your legs, pushing your thighs apart with his long hands. He didn’t even quip a smartass comment about your lack of undergarments, instead going in to broadly and unashamedly lick and suck at your slit and clit, alternating between the two rapidly and appearing to indulge in the act in a way that made you moan out in absolute shock and pleasure, gripping the horns on his helmet and angling your head out of their way.

The way he used his mouth was unlike anything you had ever imagined, and it wasn’t very long at all until you were reeling, your moans taking on a higher, alarmed pitch and wobbling in defeat as you came. Arching and twitching violently, Loki held your thighs firmly apart despite your muscles wanting to clench and close as you shuddered.

The first thing you could understand after that crashing orgasm was the pull of his horns as he lifted his head from between your legs, making you release them from your shaky, vice-like grip.

Loki chuckled breathily, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand as he rose to look you in the face, which you were frankly a little too embarrassed to do. He sat back on his knees with all the swagger of someone who still had a raging hard-on, and looked you over appreciatively while taking off his helmet- which you almost objected to, considering it was honestly a turn-on, and also because you were worried about what he’d look like under it. But to your pleasant surprise he removed the helmet and head-cap to reveal locks of dark ebony hair, long and gorgeous despite the subtle streaks of grey, and the slightly greasy look. The hair framed his gaunt, sharp face in a way that made you possibly more attracted to him than before. His body was already so tall and tight and muscled, this was almost too much. The fact that this old man could have so many desirable features to him made your core clench and throb with fresh want.

You desperately fumbled with your dress again, ripping and shedding it from your body as you whined at him with glazed over eyes.

“Do you want something, lambkin?”

“I want you inside me, please, please, please-” You whimpered. Your need currently overshadowing your embarrassment at how pathetic you sounded.

He chuckled deeply, grabbing your thighs and pulling them up around his waist as he lowered himself to you, his hair soon curtaining around your faces. He nudged your slick entrance with the tip of his cock for longer than you thought was necessary, teasing you by sliding in a little only to pull back out and slide over your slit.

You whined in a high pitch, needy tone, hoping he would give in and take pity on you already. He was teasing you too much and he knew it. You barely knew what was even happening anymore, it was all so overwhelming. “Don’t you think it’s wrong?” He purred. “An old, nasty thing like me, fucking such a young pretty thing like you?”

“I don’t c-care.” You whimpered in desperation.

Loki exhaled a short laugh before he pushed inside and let your tight body adjust to his size. You gasped and whined in hurt and want, your body not entirely sure how it wanted to react to the intrusion.

He let out a hum of pleasure at the feeling of your tightness wrapped around him, before cooing at you smugly. “Poor little thing, I bet it hurts? Doesn’t it?” He emphasised his words by pushing further in, at your limits.

You let out a quiet, strained yelp. “Y-yes.”

He looked at you with hazy eyes, starting to slowly rock his hips. The stretch was indeed painful, but the feeling of his cock stroking the tender, sensitive flesh of your insides and reaching further than you believed anything could go; it was euphoric. And you found that you could hardly focus on anything other than the sensation. Loki started to pick up the pace of his thrusts just before he adjusted his grip on your legs, bending and pushing them down until your knees were at your shoulders. He dipped his face down so he could drag his tongue up the length of your neck, only to drag his teeth back down, biting playfully at the join of your neck and shoulder. As he did this his hips slowed, his thrusts deeper, straining into places that made you yelp and cry out. You could practically feel him in your stomach.

Loki’s voice was like gravel as he chuckled at your reactions, pushing in again and again at the same spot, watching you and feeling you. “How does it feel to have your guts rearranged by my cock?” His voice rasped at your ear. “I bet it burns, doesn’t it? It kindles a fire in you, you’re not going to last much longer, lamb…” His dexterous fingers slipped from one of your legs, down to your clit, teasing it with soft touches.

You whined desperately and squirmed underneath him, your chest rising and falling rapidly with your breathing. “Yes… please!…”

He grinned before removing himself from you completely, whipping his hair out of his face as he stood. “Get up, lamb.”

“No!- Why?” You whined in confusion, aching for a release that had been ruined. Your body felt heavy and sore due to his rough handling.

“If you want my cock back in you, you’ll get up and do as I say.”

At that you stumbled awkwardly to your feet. You realised that you were completely naked and he was still wearing more or less everything you’d found him in, apart from the helmet and belt sash. You frowned at him in annoyance.

“Good girl.” He purred. Stepping around you again like a stalking predator, then without warning, picked you up by the thighs, making you straddle his hips. You held onto the furs at his shoulders for dear life, feeling his muscled body flush against your own and his erection against your ass.

He nuzzled into your neck as he held you, his mouth licking and biting, enveloping you with his hair once again. The combined sensations were utterly intoxicating, and you fell at his mercy again willingly. He slowly walked to the tree, pressing your back up to the wide, tall trunk.

You wanted to kiss his mouth, but at the moment that thought manifested in your mind he moved one hand from your thigh to pull at your hair, yanking your head to one side and giving him full access to your neck. In response to the lack of support you linked your legs around him securely, digging your heels into his lower back.

You tried to angle your head back towards him, looking pointedly from his eyes to his mouth, breath panting out of your lips.

Loki crooned with heavily lidded eyes. “Such a desperate mess of a thing for me, aren’t you, darling?” He laughs deeply at you again, trailing his little love bites along your jaw, muttering into your skin. “But you haven’t earned heartfelt kissing just yet.” He moved to bite your neck again and add to the blooming marks as he devoured you with his needy, messy, strong, base lust.

His hand left your hair to reposition himself at your wet, slippery slit. Sheathing his hard cock back inside and causing you to gasp and moan. He felt so big inside you, and the change in position had him rubbing up against places that made you keen and roll your own hips to meet his thrusts. You felt close again, on the edge as your clit was stimulated by your bodies every time your hips met, adding the much needed friction. If you were honest with yourself, you believed that he could make you cum by his growly, deep voice and cock alone if it ever came to that, it felt so incredibly good that you almost didn’t want it to stop. The friction mixed with the new demanding, rough, claiming bites sent you into your second orgasm. Shuddering and clenching around his length as he had to slow a little at your tightness, a groan sounded low in his throat at the feeling, making you whine and clutch at his shoulders tightly as you rode through your climax.

Loki didn’t stop however, continuing his fast, desperate pace as soon as your muscles relaxed enough to allow it. It made you truly wonder how long he could last. His breathing was ragged, his eyes filled with a manic gleam as he looked down his sharp nose to you.

You were continuously whimpering due to your sensitivity as he kept going, sometimes pushing in deep and holding there before restarting the fast more shallow pace.

“Do you like how I feel inside of you? Do you think a simple man could make you feel the same way?” He leaned down to mouth and kiss at the top of your breast, trailing up from it back to your neck.

“I… No!” You managed out. Desperate for him to just finish, willing to say anything in order to please him.

“Of course not.” He snarled, his mouth just under your ear. “I am a god. And you belong to me. Now why don’t you be a good little lamb and cum again for me?” He growled against your ear, his free hand grasped and squeezed your breast, the pace of his thrusts becoming erratic.

You keened, at first unsure but then swelling with the building tension of another release as he intentionally rammed his cock into your sweet spots. You arched against him, your body pulsing and wracked with spasms as you cried his name in repeated praise.

That did it for him. You heard a deep groan of abandon just as you felt his teeth sink into the juncture of your neck and shoulder. He thrust his big cock deep inside of your tight constricting pussy as he came, spilling his warm liquid into your depths. You felt every spurt and each pulsation as you were intimately connected.

Part of you wanted to scream at him, and the other part was too sated and tingling with pleasure to care.

#King Loki x reader #Old Loki x reader #x reader smut #female reader #loki x female reader #loki x reader #King Loki #smut fic

[agentkeegan]

"Haven't you heard? Witches don't burn."

Character: Gaz. Maybe angst?? Mainly romance tho! Warnings: Reader gets caught in a fire, Again maybe angst? , Somewhat suggestive flirting.

A/N: This was made at 5AM... I got the idea and had to write it despite being sick. I swear ill make part two of exile, once I feel better!

--- <3

There were always rumors on base you were some sort of witch. The harsh wounds that would take months to heal, took days. The paperwork that would take hours? Minutes. You had crystals in your room as well, but you always told them you were just huge on crystals. Just like other people your age.

Scaring the new recruits was funny as hell. When ever you got your work done earlier than everyone else. You went out of your way to scare them. Acting like you were chanting something out of a book to just pulling out a stick and saying a Harry Potter line. Always had them running.

Today was just another one of those days, you went out of your way to buy a crystal ball on your time off. Setting it up and sitting right by it. The recruits would be heading in from practice in about a minute. All worn out and tired. Hungry and drained. You turned on the crystal ball and it glowed purple. 5....4....3....2..

1.....The doors to the hallway banged open. And the chattering flooded your ears. The groans and the hungry rumbles set there fate in stone as they rounded the corner. The closet you sat in had the door peeked open. Enough for the purple light to shine through. The hallway went quiet. The whispers becoming noise to fill the hallway. "You open it!" A boy whispered to the girl next to him. "No! What if its that witch everyone has been talking about!" She whispered back. Hitting his shoulder.

"Dear God you two, I'll do it. I swear, all of you are being a wuss." Somebody spoke. Loud enough so everybody could hear it. Everyone began to back away from the door, as the person began to walk towards it. They reached their hand onto the door handle and slowly opened it. When the door opened, you began to chant. Loud. Circling your hands on the crystal ball infront of you.

"WITCH!!" They screamed. All of them running off in different directions. Like sprayed roaches. You tried to hold in your laugh but couldn't. You laughed to the point you were crying and holding your stomach on the floor. It was fucking hilarious. Someone joined your laugh, and you looked up to see who it was.

Gaz.

Whipping your tears and finishing you laugh, he spoke. "Scaring the new recruits again love?" He chuckled making his way to the closet to help you up. "Yeah.." you giggled. "Never gets old. They seriously think I'm a fucking witch!" You scoffed, acting offended. "Yeah, well...." He helped you up, bringing you into a hug. "..Your my little witch. Put a spell on my heart?" He cooed. Placing a kiss on your forehead before resting his head on your shoulder. "Cheesy." You rolled your eyes. Running your hands around his back. Bringing one up to his hair. "But pretty fucking adorable. Maybe your a succubus then? Tricking me with your looks?" Grinning, He grabbed your hand and brought it up to his mouth. Planting a kiss on it. "And you know what succubus's do right?" He winked. Teasing you.

"Oh don't get me started." You rolled your eyes, laughing. Snatching your hand away and walking off. "Hey!" He chased after you, taking your hand again as you both bicker and talk about your day. You were his witch who put a spell over his heart. And he was a succubus who used his charm to make you his.

Then why did it come to this?

The fire got bigger as the building welcomed it. The smoke became more unbearable and it got harder to see. Harder to breathe. Your name rang throughout the coms. Gaz and the rest of your team yelled for you, trying to know if you were still alive. Still worth saving to get to exfill. You coughed. Reaching for your coms, trying to press the button. Only for it to be broken.

---<3

Gaz looked into the fire. Struggling to get out of prices grasp and to come get you. Tears trickled down his face. Pure anger and sadness was all he felt. "LET ME FUCKING GO" He snapped at price. Trying to free his wrist from his hold. "Gaz, we are all fucking upset. But we have to fucking go or we are all dead!" He growled at gaz. His hold becoming stronger the more he struggled.

---<3

You limped through the fire, the pain in your ankle becoming harder to withstand. A metal rod was on the ground when you tripped trying to get out. You were able to heal it to some degree, but not fully. How? None of anybody concern. The metal rod still stuck out of your skin, it clearly visible. You grabbed ahold of a wall. Leaning against it as stability, you once again began to shift to some sort of exit. The flames or the jump was the least of your worries. It was the fall and the building slowly collapsing.

Your breath grew heavy, as the smoke filled your lungs. Walking into another ring of fire, allowing the flames to dance over your skin. Only to make it to the other side and for the fire to leave your skin with it. The doors felt infinite. Like every door you opened there was another door to open. Another hall way to walk down and another fire to walk through.

How long have you been in there? How long ago did they leave you? How long ago, did he leave you. 15 minutes? Or an hour? Seconds felt like hours. So you truly had no idea if its only been 5 minutes. But there is always a light at the end of a tunnel. Or, darkness, in this case. Beyond the fire ahead you can see the opened door that lead to the outside. The door, to the night sky.

You walked into the fire. The flames trailing up your legs, wrapping around every curve of your body. Trying to take you for itself. Only for it to fail and for it to only tickle your skin. Causing no harm to your body or clothes. As soon as you walked out, the crumpled to the ground. Only to hear the call of your name, and footsteps running towards you.

---<3

It was just constant argument between price and gaz. "We can't leave her." "Shes clearly fucking dead, and she wouldn't want us dead. We have to go". The restraint could leave marks on his wrists, and the yelling could leave his mouth dry. The tears that stained his checks stopped as the tears were no longer available.

"MATE.. IS THAT FUCKING..."

Soap yelled pointing towards the front door. A shadow figure on the other side of the flames, an outline of you. The argument went quiet as gaz snapped his head to the front door. Them all watching as you began to walk through the flames. "What the FUCK is mate doing?? Is mate an idiot?! Their going to get fucking burnt alive walking through that. " Soap spoke. Ghost chipping in. "Talk about burns.".

You walked through, completely unharmed by the flames. And dropped onto the floor. You were still awake, just weak. The metal pole that was through your ankle visible. Gaz looked towards price, we begging eyes for him to let go. Price nodded. Letting go of his grip on gaz. He bolted. Yelling your name and sprinting towards you.

----<3

He crouched down by you. Your eyes droopy. "Kyle..." you mumbled. "Yeah! Yeah its me." He grabbed you. Propping you up towards him. He began to check for any more injuries. Expecting burns, more bleeding. Only to be met with nothing. "How the hell did you not burn?! Your not hurt anywhere. Besides your ankle. Which already looked almost healed!" He spoke fast. Thinking he was seeing this. Only for you to giggle and his gaze to be meeting yours.

"Haven't your heard? Witches don't burn."

A/N : HAPPY HALLOWEEENN!! I'll proofread it later <3

#cod #call of duty #cod x reader #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick #141 #gaz mw2 #gaz garrick #tf 141 #gaz x reader #ghost cod #gaz x you #gaz x y/n #gaz x gn!reader

[mypromptlair]

TCF Prompt 23

TBOAH/TCF AU - Afterword's - Hunters

After 22 years of a terrible war - And two years since the death of one Cale Henituse - Choi Han and Alberu Crossman fall at the hands of the White Star and SG.

When they regress, their memories mix in with the new and they are shocked at what has transpired in this new timeline.

Harris Village lives on, and Choi Han is no 'Hero', but a Guardian to the Village, Forest and Henituse Territory.

Alberu Crossman awakens to having the kingdom in the palm of his hands, seemingly loved by his people and having quite the backing he had always yearned for.

And then there's Cale. Cale who regressed, became a dear friend at a young age, and of course an amazing Commander in the war. And along with his brother, Kim Rok Soo, changed the fate of their world and saved it from the White Star/SG. In just two years no less.

They are both pleased at this turnout and at a loss of what to do now(what did they regress for?).

Then a group who call themselves the Hunters attack. And no, they don't go after the Soo's who reincarnated, nor went after Choi Han and Alberu who transmigrated and regressed.

No, they went after Cale. Who knows too much. And much like his mother, places burdens on his shoulders that are too heavy for him to bare alone. All at the behest to protect his loved ones from harm and so that his precious brother can finally achieve his slacker life.

But now its everyone else's turn to protect him.

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New timeline - group knows Cale regressed/Soo's transmigrated, etc.(War ended with Cale at 22, KRS 20, etc)

LSH, CJS are here as well. And helped out in the war.

Choi Han, Alberu and Cale were all known as "The Big Three", as they were the strongest fighters left in tboah world.

Cale died saving them and the last few good soldiers they had.

Choi Han and Alberu are very protective of Cale.

KRS and the others learn just how dark/terrible that timeline was

KRS realizes there was a lot Cale never told him, and that while he has slowly healed and learned to finally love himself(with a lot of aid from his said brother), Cale never took the time to do that for himself(the hypocrite).

Cale is extremely smart, and a scary good actor.

Cale has the AP's, while KRS retained his abilities from earth(KRS has a good plate...Cale not so much). They both still coughed up blood/fainted tho. Much to the stress of everyone around them.

Henituse family loves Cale just as much as KRS, there was just tons of miscommunication, etc, once again. And Cale is just as oblivious as his brother. But it gets figured out and fixed.

Cale is still the only red head in the family, KRS has brown hair like Deruth. Which also adds to some of the drama(but is finally dealt with).

Cale is the kids favorite uncle. He spoils them rotten(along with Mary).

Beacrox is Cale's hyung, which he takes srsly*stares at Choi Han*.

Cale doesn't realize Ron, Eruhaben and Fredo think of him as their kid along with KRS. He bout to find out though.

KRS and Cale are downright scary when they work together. And ppl learned never to let Cale and Rosalyn experiment on magic, etc together.

Cale learned a lot of things about the Hunters on his own(while KRS was off resting from his "shenanigans".)

He also learned that GoB isn't so...balanced as it thinks it is. Because of this, he was attacked while trying to get this info to GoD and CJS.

GoD is upset and protective that one of his favs got hurt. And from trying to protect him no less.

Eric, Amiru and Gilbert all had a bigger part to play, and protective of Cale.

OverProtective!Everyone for Cale!

Cale, Cage and Bud are all drinking buddies(and have to be separated cause they cause a lil too much Chaos for Alberu to handle)

Can have romance if wanted, but not needed(ChoiCaleAlberu and PolySoo's for example?)

#au #fic prompt #prompt #tboah au #tcf #original cale henituse #original alberu crossman #original choi han #memories #regression #kim rok soo #lee soo hyuk #choi jung soo #everyone really #tcf god of death #tcf Hunters #hurt original cale #beacrox molan #ron molan #trash of the count's family #og!cale henituse #henituse family #protective everyone #tcf thames family #hurt/comfort #healing #polysoo's? #future choi/cale/alberu? #slow burn #found family

[beardedmrbean]

Oh actually there’s running gag in how convenient that a lot of historical figures are in one game

AC syndicate is one of the most infamous, because despite it taking over a year. We meet Frederick Abberline, Charles Dickinson and Darwin(actually there a lot of tongue meta jokes with him. As his theory of evolution is still accurate in ac. He doesn’t know that humanity to primatesto what dogs are to wolves), Karl Marx (sadly you can’t kill him), Alexander Graham Bell, Nightingale, and the motherfucking Queen Victoria

Not counting dlc with Arthur Doyle and Deup Singh

And yes we do have dlc centered around Jack the Ripper

Oh shit I forgot there ww1 segment where you work with Winston Churchill

Another thing, so in the halo series, there a propaganda line of “Spartans never die, there just Missing In Action”

It took Herdotus in odyessy, yes the Father of History (or Lies to the Egyptians), saying that Spartan poem of them being immortal I went

“Wait that where halo got it from?!”

Actually leaks said William Adams is going to be in the game too. I presuming third act or late game, wait could Adams travel to other places after becoming a samurai? I can see him being used a mechanic to explain how we can go to other countries like India

Btw I meet Rolo of Normandy in Valhalla when he was 17…in a medieval bdsm dungeon while he blindfolded and wiped

Dear god Middle Ages England was truly the apocalypse

Also I only realize it after the endgame…young Rolo actually lives in my settlement for a bit

But yeah I can see them making up a relationship with Yasuke and William Adams. Oh another joke

A Japanese: another Gajin join us?’

Yasuke: Yes and make him a proper samurai this time

Oh this is Valhalla main menu theme. But rest to sure the ac red music will be authentic

https://youtu.be/bApSPN-5TxQ?si=FcMKeReMxCuxGpxW

Hell the teaser trailer I sent actually ends with the game Japanese cover of ac iconic song ezio family

Lots of stuff ending with Oh shit I forgot there ww1 segment where you work with Winston Churchill

Doyle and Churchill don't quite fit, Deup Singh either but in the other direction

It took Herdotus in odyessy, yes the Father of History (or Lies to the Egyptians), saying that Spartan poem of them being immortal I went “Wait that where halo got it from?!”

Josephus is a good historian to read too, and it's entirely possible that's where they got it, not sure the poem tho so can't say for sure.

Actually leaks said William Adams is going to be in the game too. I presuming third act or late game, wait could Adams travel to other places after becoming a samurai? I can see him being used a mechanic to explain how we can go to other countries like India

Ya Tokegawa let him go back to England even at some point, he had freedom of movement probably had to still have permission from the boss to leave Japan but well

List of foreign-born samurai (Yasuke doesn't make the cut because they can't 100% prove he was or wasn't a samurai.) but this list goes through their credentials or however you want to put it.

For Addams it was

250 koku. He was granted the rank of Hatamoto, a fief and 80-90 servants. Interpreter and shipwright of Tokugawa Shogunate.

Only one managed a higher worth.

Btw I meet Rolo of Normandy in Valhalla when he was 17…in a medieval bdsm dungeon while he blindfolded and wiped Dear god Middle Ages England was truly the apocalypse

Not just in Europe either, though that's where we have the specific information about things, shit was bad in Asia, the middle east, and Africa too. Lots of those areas had the same problem too.

But yeah I can see them making up a relationship with Yasuke and William Adams. Oh another joke A Japanese: another Gajin join us?’ Yasuke: Yes and make him a proper samurai this time

I take it Yasuke managed to pick up the language ok then, Addams did ok but still had a interpreter with him all the time too just in case.

Oh that's pretty

Hell the teaser trailer I sent actually ends with the game Japanese cover of ac iconic song ezio family

I didn't catch that apparently, that's cool af

#zoomer huey anon

[fluffypotatey]

Leverage Ep 11 >:3

Pre-game thoughts:

ngl the last episode was a lot of fun! got to see Nate at his breaking point, Sophie being the best (as always), ALEC AND ELIOT DUO!!!!!

also it looks like this one focuses on Parker? (at least, that’s what the blurb says 🤷🏻‍♀️) so praying for more moments for my ot3 🥰 either as duos or altogether, I do not care. just want them to have screen time 

anyway, can’t really think of anything else to add???

I mean, this is the last episode before the 2-parter finale, so I’m curious if this will touch on…..the ✨insurance company✨and that uh Crowley-looking dude (unrelated to GO!Crowley, a show I should also watch)

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT ON WITH THE SHOW ✨ 

Reaction:

ooooooh a flashback 👀

Ok that was not a safe dose

AHHHHHH THE STOVE

NOOOOOOOOO ERNESTO

is he dead?????

oooooooooh team drama 👀

lmaooooo parents (Nate/Sophie) using jury duty as a lesson

“Yeah, I know jury duty, this seems legit” <- has only gone once

OooooOOOoooooOoOooh defendant is wearing colored shades, he must be an asshole 😂

WAIT WHAT

WHO IS FILMING THE CASE???? IS THAT LEGAL????

babe, please step the fuck away from the jury panel. i would not be in favor of you anyways with you standing so close wtf

oop! she knows!!! fuck they’re gonna strike her out 

ok but seriously who are those camera people???? are they even a real legal team???? the ick is strong, I hope they burn this other team to the ground

YES PARKER

CONVINCE THEM

SHUT NATE YOU WERE A SLIMY INSURANCE MAN BEFORE YOU DONT GET TO TALK

everybody giving Nate the stink eye, yesssssssssss 

(You would think, with how much I yell at this man, I hate him, but tis the opposite! Love him. He’s just an asshole, and I would never like him in person, great character <3)

OMFG ALEC BACKSTORY??????

YES PLEASE

NANA YOU BADASS

ELIOT AND PARKER DUOOOOOO

FUCK YES

Lmao he took the beer

literally before clicking play I was like “you know, I don’t think Parker and Eliot have been a duo yet” AND HERE WE GO

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE

nO glasses guy 🫢 was a faker?! <- is not shocked

jfc Alec is good 😍

ok what you doing Parker? oh wait nvm 

Chess???? lmao you nerd

“Hmmmm how do we show an evil character is smart…..I KNOW! Chess!”

ohhhhhh big pharma ok (can’t believe it took me this long)

WAIT WE DOING POISONED APPLE

ugh no we’re not

oh shit bribery????

ELIOT PLAYS CHESS???? you fucking nerd 💕

lmao Parker gets a lesson in social interaction (I’m so sorry, girlie, I’d hate it too, but tbh I also befriended an older lady while at jury duty so same????)

it’s ok Parker you tried your best 🫂

“I have a peanut allergy” <- love you Alec 

Nate, I sure hope you don’t regret that honeypot plan

OHHHHHHHHH oh dear ok now the brownface comments make sense

Ok show’s age has been shown

jfc Sophie wtf please tell me this is the only episode where this happened 

“I’m very spiritual” <- 🤢 god how many times have I heard this

Jesus H Christ I can’t even look at her T^T

awwwww Sophie is helping Parker

ELIOT YOU ARE SO CUTE

HES TRYING

PARKER YOU CUTIE 🥰 

i want Parker and the grandma to be friends. Like best friends

lmaooooooo she’s foreman now (I don’t think I spelled that right)

girlie, you sound like you’re giving the old man a job interview 😂

SHE GONNA BUY OUT THE LAWYER???? 

He won’t

Nate noooooooooo

ALEC

YES

MY BOY

HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN A SUIT

but also shit they are treading the legality there (<- she says even tho they do this every episode)

“Do you trust your government, Ms. Vargas?” ALEC 😂😂😂😂 bringing back the old teachings of being a Jehova Witness i see

WE ARE BARELY HALFWAY?????? (Sorry just looked at the time stamp  what do you mean it’s only been 20 minutes????)

“is that a high school yearbook?” oh my god

Alec, babe, love you, but what

ALEC I LOVE YOU

girlie you could say cauliflower steak

Awwwwwwwwwwww Parker has a friend 🤧🤧🤧🤧

Alec’s headshot is beautiful 

“It all checks out unless [says an example of exactly what Alec did]”

Ooooooh outsource mention 👀 

Nate there are cameras!!!!

“You know why they say, ‘Justice has a blindfold’? Because Justice is asleep” FUCKING DEAD

ok bro this isn’t jury duty anymore this is a trial???? did I miss the part where they finished jury selection 

OH SO HE’S AN ACTOR???

lmaooooo he was Scottish 

Awwwwwwwww Parker 🥺 “she likes rainy days” im fucking sobbing

Ok now that’s why we were only halfway 

“We win the trial” LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Hehe Alec has to actually win the trial

“You think lawyers aren’t just pretending and trying to fill in daddy’s shoes” ok, uh, wow 💔 

SHE GOT A BAG LUNCH 🥺🤧

Eliot on another parents trip!!!

wait who is he fighting???? Oh ok

Nate, you look so fucking dumb 😂

*gasp* THAT MEDICAL MAN IS LYING FIGHT HIM ALEC

oh ho ho! bringing up his qualifications I see 👀 why he now only doing cases in Cali 👀

OH HO 👀

HE BROUGHT UP BIN LADEN 👀

GET HIS ASS ALEC! FUCK HIM UP!!! FUCK! HIM! UP!

Alex’s closing statement 👀 omg 🥺 yes babe 🤧 beautiful 💐 take my flowers 💐💐💐💐💐

jfc I’m nervous!!!! I know this will end happy but still!!!! So nervous 🫠

nooooo, she must not figure out 🫠

Oh dear, 

OH YES THEY TURNED OFF THE TV WONDERFUL

lol yesssss girlie, burn that fucking bridge!!!! BURN THE BRIDGE!!!! DIG THAT HOLE!!!!

unrelated but her jacket is super pretty

ok ok here we go. fuck I’m nervous 

YESSSSS LETS GO BITCH

FUCK YEAH MESS WITH THEIR CAMERA

why are you revealing yourself to her????? bro she could find people to get you!!!!

OMG SHE MADE A FRIEND! GET THAT COFFEE

Final Thoughts:

this episode was so much fun!!!! we may not have gotten much of the Parker/Eliot duo but I’m still happy that they got to tag-team! Parker learning how to socialize, be a team player, and lead was just 👌👌👌👌👌👌 wonderful so proud of her T^T Alec was amazing (obviously) and fucking killed both for stalling the case and winning it <3

not as much Nate/Sophie moments besides them acting like parents to their teammates and being a well-oiled machine 😎 so I’m still satisfied! a little disappointed that there wasn’t any hint for the finale but that might just be because of the messed up order again 😔 

overall: wonderful episode, this might be my favorite of the season (tho Miracle Job still has my heart)

#fluffy watches #fluffy reacts #idk which tag I originally chose for this live-blog series #leverage

[miniaturecollectiveendermen]

So for my request, can you write a oneshot featuring Nanami and a woman reader in an Aladdin AU please? I imagine the two of them as palace guards who attempt to go on a date but get caught up with some bandits. What do you think?

oh my god this took me so long im sorry if this isnt the best, this is my first time writing a oneshot and my writing skills have gotten very rusty

but still i do hope you like it and it was at least a little worth the wait

so without further ado!

Just one normal date

ft: aladdin AU! nanami x fem!reader (fem pronouns arent really used tho)

WARNINGS: just fluff and my terrible writing skills

Being a palace guard meant you were busy most of the time, you didn't get vacations often and even when you did you ended up doing some kind of work. Because of this people often assumed you didn't have time for a relationship, when would you even see your partner if you were always working? Well in ordinary circumstances those people would be right, but your situation wasn't exactly ordinary.

Nanami Kento, your dear loving boyfriend, was also a palace guard.

Due to this, you still got to be with each other. Even if you two didn't get to do romantic things as often as you'd like. Though, this situation still wasn't the most ideal. The two of you loved being able to see each other, but you hadn't gone on a date in ages. So Nanami, being the wonderful boyfriend he is, sent in a formal request to the sultan for some time off for the both of you. This wasn't the first time he made such a request. Usually it was denied, as you were one of the guards usually assigned to princess jasmine. Luckily, the sultan had taken a keen interest in your relationship. The Sultan, believe it or not, was quite a romantic man. Stories about love and romance of all kinds always happened to be his favorite. When he found out about the relationship the two of you were in, he was over the moon with excitement. He hoped that you being close with the princess and in a relationship would finally encourage you to pursue romance, and maybe even find a suitor.

Although the two of you were given time off for your date, you didn't have very much time, because of this you decided to go to the bazaar right outside the palace walls for your date. The two of you were also still in your guard uniforms as you were to return to your duties after the date. 

the two of you roamed the bazaar for sometimes, your fingers intertwined with one another. You walk past stalls with bright fabrics and shiny jewels. The smell of freshly made bread being sold by vendors, colourful fruits put on display at various stands. The sound of children running around playing could be heard in various places, shop vendors yelling loudly advertising their goods. It was a busy day, the bazaar was filled with people doing a variety of things. Whether it just be loved ones spending time with one another or people out buying groceries. 

You and Nanami looked at various stalls and walked through the bazaar for some time. However of course your date just couldn't go without any hiccups. Nanami is called over by another guard, to his dismay he's asked to go to another part of the bazaar. So he left to go handle the situation, (against his will) disgruntled that his date was interrupted. 

While you wait for him to return you look through some more stalls. You stay in the general area so he finds you easily when he returns. As you're talking to one of the shop vendors you hear some screaming from around the corner. You instantly perk up and drop what you were doing and run to the source of the yelling. As you round the corner you see the cause of the commotion, a small group of bandits was trying to rob one of the vendors. 

You looked around and made a small mental note at the lack of guards at the scene, you would definitely be speaking to the sultan about this. You yell at the bandits, 

"HALT"

This immediately catches their attention. they pause momentarily before one of them yells,

"Scatter!!"

And so they run off in different directions. Two of them go down one alley while the other two go down another, the last bandit also runs off in a different direction. 

Finally after all this commotion some more guards show up, you instruct them to go after the four bandits that went down two alleyways. The remaining few guards help the bystanders who were caught up in the altercation. you run in the direction that the last bandit ran in.

As you chase after the last bandit Nanami arrives at the scene, he sees the guard who were tending to injured bystanders. He asked them what happened. He couldn't find you and was very concerned, especially after seeing the injured people. He knows you're a capable person and can take care of yourself very well, after all you are one of the personal guards of princess jasmine. However, he is still your boyfriend, it's only natural for him to be worried. One of the guards told him which way you went and he ran in that direction. 

As Nanami ran he remembered a shortcut he could take that would cut off the bandit. 

He jumps up onto a roof, he runs across the roof looking down at the alleyway to see if he can see you or the bandit. After a few minutes he sees a man wearing a black face mask. He runs faster to catch up to him and then as gets close enough he jumps down from the wall onto the thief. As he pins the thief to the ground he hears the sound of a familiar voice.

"Nami?" 

Nanami looks up and he sees you standing in front of him. You look quite confused by his sudden appearance.

"honey-!" 

He ties up the bandits hands securely (the bandit is unconscious btw - Nanami literally jumped on him) before running over to you. He wraps his arms around you and hugs you tightly. He starts rambling about how he was worried and things along those lines. You chuckle and pat his head

"Nami you know I can handle myself"

"Yes but what if something happened-" 

You smile softly and rub Nanami's back affectionately. Soon the other guards arrive and they take away the bandit. 

Of course Nanami being well Nanami, he immediately stopped being a softy the moment the other guards arrived. He may be a softy at heart but only you get to see that side of him. 

After all this was done the two of you realized much to your dismay that your date time was cut short and now the two of you had to return to work. As the two of you were walking back to the palace (very begrudgingly might I add) your fingers were once again intertwined as you walked beside each other. Nanami was sulking about another one of your dates getting ruined by your jobs. You reassured him that despite not having much time together you still enjoyed the short date, and although the two of you don't get to go on dates as often as you'd like, you still get to see eachother everyday at work. it may not be much but you cherish your time together. 

This seemed to make Nanami feel a bit better and he speaks up in a soft voice, squeezing your hand gently 

"Next time, i'll make sure our date does not have any disturbances" 

"I look forward to that day my love"

word count : 1.2k words

#toasts requests #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen #x female reader #x fem!reader #jujustsu kaisen x reader #jjk fluff #x reader fluff #jjk scenarios #jujutsu kaisen fluff #nanami kento #nanami x reader #jjk nanami #nanami x you #nanami x y/n #nanami x fem!reader

[the-white-void]

The two gods ruled benevolently across Teyvat, Life and Death, Life was worshipped and praised by both the Archons and Humans, Death was casted aside because they thought they only took the lives of innocent creatures and brought nothing but loss and grief, tho it was lonely without anyone other than your sibling to get along with you got used to it.

As you were assigning people to their deaths you met a young brunette running towards Wuwang Hill, you wonder what she could be doing at such a dangerous please so you follow her to make sure she is safe.

“Grandpa? Are you here?” “Ah, she lost her grandfather, pity” you started to walk away until she tugs your sleeve “Excuse me, the ghosts said you know where my grandpa is, Is… he here?” 

You pitied the child to have lost someone dear to her at a young age but sadly it happens to even at some point of life “Your grandfather has already passed, you have my condolences” “I know that but is his ghost here?” “No, it had already crossed to the afterlife, I’m sorry” she looked as if there was nothing left to live left for her so maybe there was something you could do.

“What would you like to tell him?” “Huh” “Your grandfather, what would you like to tell him?” You summoned a typewriter with some paper and asked the young child once more “What would you like to tell your grandfather?” 

Her face lit up and started rambling about what she wanted to say and when you were finished with her letter she asked “How are you going to give it to him?” “I’ll follow him and give it to him” “ but he’s dead isn’t he” “I have my ways” you flicked her forehead as you were about to head out until she snatched your arm and clung to it. 

You understand what she wanted so you stayed by her side until a few days later she woke up to her room with a letter by her side saying “I sent to you grandfather”

#genshin impact #genshin fic ideas #genshin idea #hu tao #hu tao x reader #platonic #genshin fanfic #astronetwrk

[aziraphales-library]

Hello there! First of all, this blog and the mods are amazing, tyvm for what you guys do, and second, are there any fics that have (for lack of a better term) bible lore? Like mentioning other angels/devils that exist (I.E. Raphael, Leviathan, Belphegor? It doesn’t have to be exactly that) or are set during biblical events? Like umm the flood or Sodom and Gomorrah. Sorry if this is kind of scattered lol 😅 it would be cool to see ancient shenanigans tho lol. Anyways thanks, have a nice day!! :D

Hi, thank you, and you’re welcome! You will certainly be interested in the fics that can be found on our blog under the following tags: #through the ages, #garden of eden, #mesopotamia, and #religious themes so do check those out! Here are a few more biblical through the ages fics...

Blessed Amongst Women by xzombiexkittenx (G)

And do not forget kindness to strangers, for by this, some who, while they were unaware, have entertained angels.

Maryam, mother of the Son of God, buries her son with the help of a woman everyone says is a sorceress; has a crisis of faith; and curses an angel.

In Care of the Dark by PinkPenguinParade (T)

“Angel... I will help you, if you let me.”

The faint light caught on wet curls, gleamed in golden eyes. Aziraphale took a breath, and another, and let go.

“Close your eyes,” the demon said, moving closer to him. “Trust me. Trust me.”

Heaven help him, he did.

Or, Crawly finds Aziraphale in rough shape after Sodom and Gomorrah, and helps.

The Brazen Serpent by ImprobableDreams900 (T)

The Israelites have almost reached the end of their forty-year exile, but Heaven has some business with them first. Unfortunately, that business includes a certain interfering demon.

Then I Saw Him in the Crowd by saretton (M)

Aziraphale spoke again. “Do you want to tell me what’s been on your mind? That is,” he cleared his throat, “if it can make you feel any better.” ------ The fic about the friendship between Crowley and Jesus that probably no one asked for.

Heaven's Best and Brightest by cyankelpie (M)

Another smiting. Another failure. Aziraphale didn’t understand why it had to be this way.

Seems to me, said the voice in Aziraphale’s head that sounded like Crawly, if destruction’s such a central part of your purpose, it shouldn’t feel so wrong.

It’s ineffable, Aziraphale told the voice, as he always did.

And a bonus Raphael fic...

Post--Apocalyptic Tea Time by TogetherAgain (NR)

Just over a week after Armageddon, the bookshop gets an unexpected visitor.

And tea gets a little heated.

____________________________________

“Biscuits?” The plate of sweets Aziraphale shoved between their faces made both of them recoil, which was humorous, but he did not laugh. He stood perfectly calm and still while the other two snapped out of it. “If you don’t mind,” he said, sternly and evenly, “We just did an awful lot to avoid a war, and I would quite prefer if you two didn’t start a new one right in my bookshop.”

Crowley instantly forgot his temper and went straight to gazing at Aziraphale with pride and admiration. His way of (not) apologizing was to obediently take a biscuit, but a mischievous little grin twitched over the utterly adoring look on his face. “Shall we take it outside, then?” he said mildly.

Aziraphale rolled his eyes. “Do kindly shut up, dear.”

- Mod D

#good omens #ineffable husbands #through the ages #religious themes #mod d

[cowboy-like-moony]

Dear John

What a masterpiece, possibly one of the best songs she has ever written. I am not big on the WiUwiUUWii guitar in the beginning tho, please don’t cancel me if that is an unpopular opinion. But this song is so fucking powerful. Oh my god. I read this to my therapist (not because I was in a relationship with an inappropriate age gab, I wasn’t, I just think the lyrics are awesome and I need everyone to hear them) also the way she name-dropped j*hn m*yer without namedropping him was genius and not cheap at all, if you disagree get a less basic name. Even tho j*hn m*yer is my nemesis we will leave him be for now because I absolutely agree with Taylor that this should not be about her exes. It’s like some of you care more about them than about the actual music. Usually, I also do feel a little bit bad for those guys because obviously she writes about her subjective experience and I think it is kind of unfair to attack someone you don’t know over that, especially when it happened a decade ago, if someone was a bad boyfriend to her, she gets to be mad, but not us. I however truly believe j*hn is a bad person and I think anyone can be mad at him for that, I just also believe, despite all of his whining, he wants us to attack him, why else would he complain about lover lyrics like this whole fandom doesn’t despise him? Also, Taylor knows that everyone leaves their Christmas lights up until January, it’s about appreciating the mundane things in a relationship because some exes made her feel like the floor could fall through at any second and every blue sky could turn to rain JOHN. He just needs a piece of her success huh? It’s giving bloodsucker, fame fucker (I know he was like super successful when they dated, idc, not to me). Soo, I guess I did not leave him be… Sorry, the man is just soo irritating to me, I also don’t think he makes good music, my only piece of evidence for that is that once I was buying shoes and listening to speak now (the album, but I had also just reached that song in the album) and I took my earphones out and thought the music in the store was horrible and I usually don’t think stuff like that, but then the chorus came on and it said something about somebodies body being a wonderland and I know that that’s a j*hn m*yer song because emma stone screams about it in friends with benefits. So I am assuming that was his song and I hated it before I could be biased against him (I was so happy when I left the store and could finally put my earphones back in and Dear John came on) I also despise the song he wrote about Taylor, I once saw a video of him performing it and it sounded awful. Anyway sorry for that rent, but I will now forget that this man exists and return to Taylors incredible music again.

#speak now #dear john #taylor swift #tw j*hn mayer

[libidomechanica]

But euer that yearning sun

A tricube sequence

               First Stanza

Nothing sich. She took growling, prayed. And

less it shoulders, if rather dry. There

lies with me in one; she scared him; life!

               Second Stanza

And nip each other. Nor can Juno

sweet, so ripe a judgment. Then, is not

it at all. Unto their heart. Mankind.

               Third Stanza

By yours, have grownd, and runs the cast a

shawl. ’Tis paid price, and of heath, my dear!

The heart and sitting so and singing?

               Fourth Stanza

But there’s a hole, where you go then,

they’d understand. And eddied into

one wide world your dreams speak the treasure.

               Fifth Stanza

Were slick-faced. My heart. Art. All over

kingdom come. Julia, when he chewed the

Braine. She lived under the cold hill side.

               Sixth Stanza

You affected such a noose, his issue,

and turning eyes! Her next amusement

jessamine stirr’d by heav’nly fires.

               Seventh Stanza

Which cruddles the grinning sand. All

beautiful, a faery’s song. A Chapel

were that either to the floods and arms!

               Eighth Stanza

’—Do not still to hear her tender-taken

breathing doen high Towers in that

learne to cry for, live for what? Mr.

               Ninth Stanza

Fawn came flying while I strove,—guess now

become the body gryde. Painter, sculptor,

critic I—would cry when my arms.

               Tenth Stanza

We Carmelites, like a Lord alone,

I marry the bed. Till in the

letters took the gifts; he said the chart.

               Eleventh Stanza

There is no remedy, it is most

wretch, in whom all that did perfumed altar-

stair. I hope so—though there we’llpause.

               Twelfth Stanza

Remarks, be sure, twas gold too fine to

sound betrays in silence and sit in

parliament; the dews on quench with him?

               Thirteenth Stanza

Spiders. As the world, ’ when I am,

first snowdrop, virgin daughter held, was

all its ears be shed over the hills.

               Fourteenth Stanza

Feasted us, and brought it, at all.

No other voice, I brought mought vs

many a long to burdenous smart.

               Fifteenth Stanza

Faded the flying nymph with emotion,

but to the break her troth? Are peeping

to Her unconditional love?

               Sixteenth Stanza

Is faded Oake, whose course! A rose-bud

by my soul at all that looked more

cleverness, we gained. And bowing we want.

               Seventeenth Stanza

Would wed, my father high, for a marriage

without the Prior and fell beat

to this. And what he singing, and wine.

               Eighteenth Stanza

For A’s and B’s, and half this Ambitions.

Scrawled the grasses a goat stirs with

numbers such prompt disemburdening.

               Nineteenth Stanza

Silver sickle of the climax of

his age! To say: I am Lazarus,

come from custom, and sorely hurt.

               Twentieth Stanza

It shall I go, of the crickets ticked

together I would that man is! Knowing

through felonous force, thunder Nay!

               Twenty-first Stanza

—That is—you’ll fine; brother! That frown aside,

and smiling. Some found with me, Sir,

entered on the abyss of the well?

               Twenty-second Stanza

A thousand years, how say on Diggon,

what a mortgage was. And hoary wyth

frost. An expensive thing like beauty.

               Twenty-third Stanza

To one, one pleasing, well is knowne that

Psyche, Lady Blanche. Much flattering

retreat of dusty fights as he blame.

               Twenty-fourth Stanza

In vain; all night has thee true. In this

moment! Of faded lockes fall and

Meg. There lies and strolled between us.

               Twenty-fifth Stanza

Knowing thy Father way was left I

came. Bene, with a hollow throte. Mark

how one string of Michelangelo.

               Twenty-sixth Stanza

The rising moon, and gilte Rosemaree?

Let this is my meat and low, wind of

power; your own, as Lady Psyche.

               Twenty-seventh Stanza

And death—thou nondescript! A blessings

on my heart would follow, thou foster-

child of silent seas. Here lies a bright?

               Twenty-eighth Stanza

Tho’ matching bones lie in a letters,

will not matter; I have been faithful

to the scaffold’s down? The last I spoke.

               Twenty-ninth Stanza

Much for a hundred maidens loth? In

all God’s will grin. And hark the chance so

happen—deeds, with my heart, and so tall?

               Thirtieth Stanza

She spoke, not I. More brave that will. Which

only is higher things in sheer despite,

and often halowed with oats!

               Thirty-first Stanza

The flow’ring this is not conscience, it

should die, than the stretch the prince; no doubt.

Who am not Princess; she, you mark?

#poetry #automatically generated text #Patrick Mooney #Markov chains #Markov chain length: 7 #143 texts #tricube sequence

[synchlora]

[ID: A red pen drawing of the character Hannah Rose. She is standing facing the camera, holding a sword casually over her shoulder. She's wearing a long, rippling red dress with a middle-split, several arm straps, and a ruffled front. She has several rose vines growing across her arm, through her hair, and around her shoulders. There's some blood spattered across her arm, face, and dress. /End ID]

she popped off your honor <3

#hannah rose #hannahxxrose #hannah rose fanart #hannahxxrose fanart #yes she betrayed them yes i am Upset but also shes fuckin cool <3 so checkmate #also havent shown my hannah design before !! kinda want to give her wings <- i say that with every character but still #dear god the dress took ages to draw tho acjsgkjcsvs #mcyt tag #sketching shit #literally the only person holding the server together #blood #blood cw

[immasock]

I crave angst so please headcanon for the Brothers with homeless child!MC after lesson 16.

Oh dear. I’ve never written angst before so bear with me. I hope you enjoy it. Also I had this almost completed when I accidentally closed out without saving so now I have to rewrite the entire thing

Pronouns: They/Them

Platonic homeless Child!MC with the brothers after lesson 16

⚠️Spoilers⚠️

You had just met the strange man in the attic, who’s claiming to also be a human that they locked away. You, being the sweetheart that you are, somehow got roped into trying to help get him out. He had told you how to do it so you knew it wouldn’t be easy. I mean getting the 6 demon lords to agree to make a pact with you was no small feat. But you did it. It wasn’t easy but you managed to get 5 of the 6 pacts

You snuck up to the attic after making sure Lucifer was distracted with the cursed Vinyl you had gifted him. Once the door opened up you were finally able to see the strange man on the other side

He was shocked at first but once he got over it he looked so happy. He even put his arms out for a hug. Why not give him a hug? He’s just so excited to finally be out of his prison and he hasn’t given you any reason not to trust him. It doesn’t matter that you don’t know anything about him.

You accepted his hug. Which was probably one of the worst mistakes of your life. As soon as you were in his arms, his spiky tail made its way around your throat and started to squeeze as hard as he could. He was going on about something but you couldn’t hear any of it. Not over the sounds of your throat closing. He carried your body to the stairwell and threw you down to the bottom, laughing the entire time. You saw someone rush up to you before everything went black

Lucifer:

He was in his study when it happened

He was listening to the vinyl you had gifted him while he was working on his seemingly endless mountain of paperwork when he heard a scream

He knew that never meant anything good was happening so he got up to go check on it

He had assumed that it was just one of his brothers being stupid again

Oh how he was wrong

He had never expected to walk in on his youngest brother standing over your bruised and bloodied body, laughing

But when he did he was pissed

It took everything in him not to pounce on his brother for what he had done to you

You’re a child for gods sake

But he knew that he had to be calm and find some way you help you

He called Solomon first, then Diavolo

While he waited for help to arrive he did his best to keep himself together and help his brothers

After everything was over and you were back he didn’t act much different

Not around people at least

Right after him and his brothers had fallen he would often times get horrible nightmares about his sister and the war

That was ages ago tho

So he had thought that he was done having those childish nightmares

He was very wrong

After you came back he would try his best to stay up as long as he could because of the nightmares

But he needed sleep eventually

So he just had to do what he did when he first arrived in the devildom

Suck it up and hope it goes away

However there is one thing that can help soothe his nightmares

Sometimes, long after you’ve gone to bed for the night, Lucifer will sneak into your room and just watch you sleep for a few minutes to make sure you’re still breathing

He knows it’s odd and he will deny it until the day the Devildom freezes over but it helps calm his mind

Mammon:

This man is so heartbroken

He was looking for you while it was happening actually

He had a new scheme he wanted to show you that he thought you would like

Well

He found you

As soon as he saw you on the floor he rushed over to your side and immediately started calling for help

He held you in his arms and kept asking you to stay with him. Please just keep your eyes open. Stay awake

But you didn’t

His beloved little brother had killed you

The one person who never judged him or thought that he was just some scummy, good for nothing demon

The one person who saw past all of that and actually saw the good in him had been killed by the little brother he loved so much and would do anything for

He was heartbroken

He was shattered

After you came back he was the first one to give you the biggest hug he could muster

He was so scared that if he let go that you would disappear again

Which is why you’re not allowed to go anywhere without him anymore

He’s the one who’s supposed to be protecting you and he may have failed once but he sure as hell won’t fail twice

You’re not allowed out of his sight

Actually he’s one that would go check to make sure you’re breathing in the middle of the night as well

He just can’t loose you again

Leviathan:

He was the last one to join his brothers

He was so engrossed in this new game he had gotten so he didn’t hear the screams until he had decided to take a break after the 20th death from some impossible boss fight he was stuck on

He originally had thought that the screaming was mammon getting punished for something he did and he was upset about his game so he figured that watching mammon get strung up to the ceiling would make him feel better

So what he wasn’t expecting was to walk into Belphie laughing over your dead body

He didn’t know what to do

He was in such shock that he froze

He knew that he should do something but he just couldn’t

He wasn’t prepared for this

No video game or anime had prepared him for what to do when his best friend is dead on the ground with his brother standing over them and laughing

In his games he could just press the restart button

But there was no restart button

This was real life and he didn’t know what to do

All he could do was stand and stare and hate himself for not doing more

Which is why when you came back he actively avoided you

He wasn’t sure if you remembered the fact that he just stood there while you were dying or if you knew he was there at all but he knew

And he remembered so he couldn’t face you

He wasn’t even coming out for meals since he knew you would be there

Eventually you had to bring him something to eat so that he wouldn’t starve

You knocked on his door and as soon as he opened it up for you he immediately pulled you into a hug

Normally he has an adversity to any sort of touching but he just felt so bad and he missed you so much

He wouldn’t stop apologizing to you while crying into your shoulder

You had to physically pull him off of you so you could tell him that it’s okay and you’re not mad at him

It was a little awkward for a bit but he eventually gathered up enough courage to ask you to play his game with him

Satan:

He was in the library when it happened

Of course

The library isn’t too far from the front entrance where it happened so he was pretty quick to react

When he heard your scream he went out to see what was up when he saw you getting thrown onto the ground

He looked up at what had thrown you and when he saw his brother all he could see was red

He was not about to let one of the only people that didn’t think he was just a copy of Lucifer get killed by his own brother

He had to be held back from pouncing onto belphie by Lucifer

Much to his dismay

After you had come back he was quick to offer to read you to sleep that night

He figured you would have trouble sleeping after all of that

And he was right

He said it was for your peace of mind but really it was for his

Asmo:

Asmo was in the middle of a photo shoot when he heard you scream

He was less than pleased that something had interrupted his photo shoot and he fully intended on making his displeasure known to whoever had done it

Of course all of that went out the window as soon as he saw what had happened

The first thing he noticed was how bruised your neck was

His instinct was to clean you up but he couldn’t really do that so he settled for rushing over by mammon and brushing your hair out of your face

He didn’t have much to say

He wasn’t sure what he was supposed to say

Hell he wasn’t sure if he was supposed to say anything at all

After you came back he was one of the first to give you a hug

He insisted on a spa day afterwards as well

After all, dying can’t be good for the skin

It was mainly so he could try and get the image of you bloody and beaten out of his head honestly

But you didn’t need to know that

He did get a bit clingier afterwards as well

Beelzebub:

He was in the kitchen when it happened

Nothing new there

He was making a snack for himself

And he was even making some extra to give to you

And then you screamed

He heard it loud and clear since the kitchen is right next to the front entrance

He’s the protector of the family so he ran as fast as he could to the front entrance

The first thing he saw was his twin brother

He was so excited

He wanted to tell Belphie all about everything that had happened in the months that he was gone

But then he looked down and saw your body

He put the pieces together and soon his heart was crushed

He didn’t want to believe it

He couldn’t believe it

His brother would never actually do anything like that right?

It must be a misunderstanding

This can’t be real

But it was

It was very much real

And he knew that

He was the one that had to hold Belphie down until help arrived

He had to listen to his twin brother scream about how he can’t believe they actually care about some dumb human

How soft they’ve all gotten

How stupid they all are

How you got what you deserved

It was one of the hardest things he’s ever had to do

After you came back he asked to stay in your room with you for a few days

He couldn’t face his brother again

Not after everything he did

Of course, with your help, they started talking again but it wasn’t the same for a while

For a few weeks, anytime he saw you with Belphegor he insisted on hanging around with you to make sure you’re safe

Of course he wouldn’t tell Belphie this but he knew it already

He knew it and it hurt

But he knew he deserved it

Belphie:

He was so close to giving up all hope for getting out of that dammed attic

But then you showed up outside his door like the angel you are

You showed up and listened to him tell you this story about how those nasty demons locked him up in the attic and how he’s a human just like you so you gotta help him out

And you did

You knew it would be hard but you felt bad for him and so you wanted to help him out

You trusted him so blindly without knowing anything about him

So don’t blame him when he breaks that trust

It’s your fault for being so stupid anyways

He knew that what he told you to do was practically impossible so to say he was shocked when that door opened up was an understatement

He quickly recovered when he realized that he was free

His plan was going perfectly

Now all he had to do was keep the promise he made to Diavolo

And he was going to start with the dumb human child in front of him

He held his arms open for a hug

Of course you accepted

Why wouldn’t you?

As soon as you did he saw his chance and so he took it

He wrapped his tail around your neck and squeezed as hard as he possibly could with the spikes of his tail burying themselves into your neck

It was going perfect

He carried you to the stairwell and threw you down to the bottom for all his brothers to see

He was back and he was going to make sure Lucifer and Diavolo knew he wasn’t going back on what he had said

When his brothers showed up he was so excited to show them what he had done to that pathetic human

But they weren’t giving the reaction he thought they would

They were upset

They were angry

They were crying

What had this dumb human done to them?

He was so confused

Even more so when his beloved twin brother held him down

Aren’t they supposed to be happy?

What the hell is happening?

He hated you so why didn’t they?

Did they not remember what humans had done?

Why were they sad about this one?

After you came back and he found out that you were a descendant of his sister he felt his whole world crash down

He couldn’t believe what he was hearing

But it was true and he suddenly felt bad

Like really bad

He had to make it up to you

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