#derry girls incorrect quotes

[incorrect-derry-girls]

james, about his time in derry: i met some of the most insufferable people. but they also met me.

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[httpsclarye]

Erin: Michelle, can we talk?

Erin: One 10 to another?

Michelle: I'm an 11, but continue

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[batfamgalore]

*trying to come up with a plan and Jason suggests giving a civilian sleeping pills*

Jason: So? Drugging people isn’t a crime.

Dick: You have a very loose grasp of the law, Jason.

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[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Jiang Cheng: I said you could invite one friend.

Jin Ling: Jiujiu, they don’t come separately.

Lan Jingyi: Yeah, we’re pack animals!

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[cod-dump]

Soap, new to 141: So should we two bad bastards hook up or what, then?

Ghost: Wot

Soap: Would you be my field buddy please?

Ghost: ... Sure?

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: As some of you may know, I took a sabbatical last year.

Pietro: Do you mean when you shacked up with a slutty hairdresser but then she dumped you?

Steve: Pietro, please!

Pietro:

Steve: Raise your hand if you want to ask a question.

Pietro: [raises hand]

Y/N: Ok, I think we should just move on.

Bucky: The hairdresser certainly did.

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[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ted: I said you could bring one friend, Peter

Pete, gesturing to Steph, Grace, Richie, and Ruth: they don't come separately!

Ruth: yeah, we're pack animals, Ted!

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[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

incorrect ASOUE

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[totallycorrectf1]

Charles: It's abuse. That's what it is, it's abuse. Does anybody have a phone I can borrow? I'm calling protective services. Pierre: You can't ring protective services every time Ferrari fucks up, Charles. Max: Yeah, you can't waste Seb's time like that.

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[incorrecttwsted]

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[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Harley: Doc won’t be able to trace this back to us- Peter: Are you for real? He traces everything back to us! He traces things we haven't even done back to us!

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[incorrect-derry-girls]

father peter: it seems like bad things keep happening to me, like i have bad luck or something.

sister michael: you don't have bad luck. the reason bad things keep happening to you is because you're an absolute arsehole.

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[hawkinsincorrect]

Steve: You like girls?

Robin: Well, that is sort of an entry-level requirement for being a lesbian.

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[batfamgalore]

*Batbros on a road trip and halfway through they open the trunk to get a bag and find a random man in there*

Tim: Oh my god.

Jason: Whoah.

Dick: Did you not put him in there, Damian?

Damian: No, I did not.

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[aegonomics]

incorrect house of the dragon 2/?

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[jasonpetertoddx]

[If Dick and Jason were the same age and in the same school together]

Dick: O my god. Jason. That better not be what I think it is. You better not have brought my fucking diary to school!

Jason, casually flipping through it: I had to. I'm doing my book report on it.

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