#fuck oikawa

[kimbapisnotsushi]

haikyuu is cool because you go and read things like "talent is something you make bloom, instinct is something you polish" "because people don't have wings we look for others way to fly" "today you are the defeated. what will you become tomorrow?" "we are the protagonists of the world" "and if you get really really good, someone even better will come and find you". and you read about how like. kageyama was learning to love again after it was ripped away from him and hinata was learning that he could jump high enough to become the sun itself and oikawa and ushijima and atsumu and kuroo and everyone else were all learning and trying and living with the hopes of becoming something greater than they ever could have dreamed but that something greater wasn't about winning it all it was about how they were so intricately tied that they will forever be part of the same path no matter how many times it splits and it's THE reason they are able to keep moving forward no matter what they may face. and then you're just expected to continue your life afterwards like nothing HAPPENED.

#hey guys it is once again me #being EMOTIONAL #i will NEVER be over the gut punch that was getting to the end #reading about kazuyo #and THEN THE EARTH SHATTERING REALIZATION THAT KAGEYAMA'S HEAD AND HEART WERE JUST FUCKED FROM LOSING HIM #like holy shit . . . #kageyama tobio #hinata shouyou #oikawa tooru #ushijima wakatoshi #miya atsumu #kuroo tetsurou #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu spoilers #hq spoilers #sou says stuff #haikyuu meta

[revasserium]

i’m CRAVING a sanji fic rn 🤤🤤

maybe something on showing affection with him? cause i feel like he’s kinda superficial with his affection when first trying to get with u, but then as the relationship progresses the affection becomes so much more.

well ur in luck bc i do have a sanji fic cookin currently but who knows how long it'll take me to actually finish... in the meantime... here are some sanji domestic/affectionate!headcanons bc why not

in the beginning, it would be the grand gestures -- always waking you up with a kiss and coffee (or tea, if you're sick, or just don't feel like coffee that day) and your favorite foods; a bouquet of fresh flowers (do not ask him how he obtains these in the middle of the ocean; he will not tell you and robin remarks loftily one day that you might not like the answer)

in the beginning, he'd tell you he loves you every single hour, lest you forget for even a minute, even though it's only been like... a week and you're not entirely sure what "love" means quite yet

and then, it'd taper off, not because the 'honeymoon phase' is over, but because he'd find other ways to show you -- other ways of tellin you he loves you without telling you in so many words

there's still breakfast, but sometimes instead of coffee or tea, there's a book that you mentioned you'd been wanting to read, there's an origami crane folded out of the napkin with such excruciating care it almost breaks your heart, there's a note written in his sloppy, slanted handwriting that he dreamt of you last night and couldn't figure out if he wanted to wake up to tell you or keep sleeping not to break the fragile dream

and the "i love you"s become something else too -- they become "how did you sleep, love?" and "i knew you'd be craving that" and "c'mon, drink up -- there's more where that came from" and "tell me about your dreams" and "funny, those sound an awful lot like my dreams too".

it'd solidify, this kind of love -- his kind of love -- into something much quieter than anyone might suspect. this kind of love that simmers, the kind of love that curls around you like a hot bath, that draws you in

it's the way he always saves the wishbone whenver he cooks up any kind of bird, how he always waits till everything is done and the kitchen's all cleaned up before pulling you toward the counter, to the tiny little bone with it's winged flanges, him holding one end, the other offered out like a promise (or a wish)

you've pulled so many between you that you've lost count of how many wishes you've made, until you're laughing and complaining that you're running out of things to wish for

"what do you wish for?" you ask one day, when you've tugged and sanji gets the wish, to which he only looks at you and says, "always the same thing, actually. always... just another day with you."

#opla #one piece #one piece x you #one piece x reader #one piece live action #opla sanji #one piece fluff #sanji x reader #sanji x you #vinsmoke sanji #vinsmoke sanji x reader #vinsmoke sanji x you #opla x reader #opla x you #x reader #vinsmoke sanji fluff #vinsmoke sanji scenarios #floofy floof floof #can... someone explain to me - scientifically - why it always seems easier to write for characters #that are actually NOT ur no.1? not that i dont adore sanji bc CLEARLY I DO #but like for every fucking fandom - im always somehow better at writing like my no.2 or no.3 #for lads im better at writing zayne (i think objectively) than raf #for op i think writing sanji comes easier to me than writing for zoro #for haikyuu it was actually easier for me to write oikawa than it was for me to write kageyama or hinata like BRO WHY #sCIENCE ESSPLAIN???

[byunbqbes]

HQ BOYS WHEN YOU CRY

tw: some crying. nothing too sad tho

♡ suna. laces his fingers with yours and carries you to the bed when you begin to cry a little harder. lies down beside you and runs his long, slender fingers through your hair as he lets you cry into his chest. when you begin to feel better, suna flashes you a rare, uncharacteristic smile and asks, "do you wanna talk about it?"

♡ oikawa. freezes and the smirk on his face immediately drops. did he cross a line while teasing you just now? he makes his way towards you, apologies spilling from his lips and a box of tissues on his hands as he offers them to you. when you reject the tissues and hug his waist instead, he feels something stirring in his stomach as he quickly wraps his strong arms around you, pulling you into his lap. as he coos soft little nothings in your ear, oikawa can't help but wonder what it would be like for you to finally be his, and for him to comfort you for an entire lifetime.

♡ ushijima. blinks slowly and unsurely as he gazes at your slumped figure, broken sobs threatening to overtake you. he walks up to you and takes a deep breath before enveloping you in his large, warm arms. he pats your back a little awkardly as you lean closer, burying your face into his neck and wetting his collar in the process. when your tears stop, you realise he's still rubbing soothing circles on your back, and you smile to yourself because you know ushijima will always have your back and give you a shoulder to cry on.

♡ bokuto. his hair droops down and the light in his sparkly eyes quickly diminishes. he pouts and cups your face delicately, wiping away the tears that spill out of your eyes. he tells you his favourite bedtime story that his grandmother used to read to him, and his slow, soothing words somehow calm you down. when your eyes are no longer wet, bokuto finally perks up and rubs your noses together while he gives you the biggest smile you've ever seen.

♡ kenma. feels a pang in his chest when you fall into his lap in a dishelved heap. he hums very softly, playing with the ends of your hair whilst giving you tiny smiles occasionally. when your sobs become soft sniffles, he makes you your favourite hot chocolate and gently places it in the palms of your hands as he offers, "wanna play legend of zelda together?"

#FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY REFRESHED MY PAGE AND DELETED EVERYTHING #let me know if there are typos lol #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu fanfic #haikyuu drabbles #haikyuu fic #haikyuu oikawa #haikyuu fanfiction #hq fluff #hq angst #hq smau #hq hurt/comfort #haikyuu hurt/comfort #hq x reader #hq drabbles #hq scenarios #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu x you #kenma kuzome #kozume kenma #ushijima wakatoshi #oikawa tooru #bokuto kōtarō #suna imagines #suna rintarō #hq suna

[natriae]

thinking about this video but with your fav haikyuu character (video is at the end)

Thinking about your fav haikyuu character working at a restaurant with shirtless men with bow ties and tight black pants. They preform and the thing that put them on the map were their topless waiter shots.

Built. Strong. Topless. Men serving you shots through a syringe.

He leans you back on your seat, brushes some of your hair out of the way, and leans down close enough that you can feel his nose brushing against yours. He gives you a look that says ' you can do it, baby' as the shot drips into your mouth, and suddenly it felt a lot more heated then just a shot. He leaned down a little bit more allowing his bulge to brush against your cunt before getting off of you. He gives you a small wink before walking back behind the bar. Before you and your friends left he slipped a small note in your hand with his number one it.

Next to his number was written 'you felt that too? ;)'

#haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!! #ushijima x reader #atsumu x reader #sakusa x reader #suna x reader #osamu x reader #kuroo tetsuro x reader #bokuto x reader #akaashi x reader #tsukishima x reader #kageyama x reader #hinata x reader #tanaka x reader #daichi x reader #x reader #haikyuu smut #pleass fuck me already i stg #oikawa x reader #iwaizumi x reader #mattsun x reader #mad dog x reader #lev x reader #kenma x reader

[heich0e]

need to know who u voted for and what ur thoughts are on who among the seijoh 4 are the best in bed (i voted mattsun i am a issei pussy pounder back breaker truther)

here is my definitive thought process re: ranking (no one is allowed to boo me)

#4 oikawa: PROBABLY A VERY UNPOPULAR OPINION but i think he rests on his pretty boy laurels a bit! not saying that he's in ANY way a bad fuck but i simply do not think he outranks his competitors here. so hot it's almost kind of annoying when he takes his clothes off.

#3 makki: he's got the spirit!! into weird stuff but is also very eager to please. very average guy energy but in an endearing way. still a very good fuck and especially as a hookup because he makes u feel very comfortable.

#2 mattsun: listen. i wanted to put him first. i really did. this is where i quite literally agonized in my internal debate. in fact, i would argue that he IS the most sexually charismatic of the four—however i live and die on the hill that his dick is HUGE. to the point that. it is arguably too big. u cannot have a quickie with issei because u either need like an hour of foreplay or enough lube that u basically need to take a hazmat shower after you're done. this is the only reason i marked him down. champagne problems.

#1 iwa: i don't think this needs a lot of explaining. iwaizumi hajime loverboy and pussy pleaser extraordinaire u will ALWAYS be famous to me.

#liv got mail #tbh makki and oikawa are probably interchangeable for me #like i would say they both have their own talents and good points but that neither necessarily outranks the other #just depends on what u like personally #at the end of the day ALL SEIJOH 4 DICK IS GOOD DICK #and the best way to make sure ur needs are met is to fuck all of them <3 #alexa play 4play by tumblr user heich0e #hq hcs

[runayachi]

also its crazy to me that when kageyama (karasuno) finally beats oikawa (aoba johsai), suga is on the court. suga, who has never been someone that oikawa really considered a rival in the way he considered kageyama one. suga, who is clearly not on the level that oikawa and kageyama are. suga, who’s only the second setter.

and yet he’s on the court when oikawa loses.

suga isn’t someone that oikawa would normally pay attention to. but he steps on the court and he forces oikawa to pay attention to him anyways. “your fight is with tobio,” he says, “but i’m here too. i might not be as strong as you; or as talented, but i can fight just as hard.”

and oikawa looks. and he recognizes suga for the challenge that he is.

and so suga’s on the court when oikawa loses.

#lyz speaks #sugawara koushi #oikawa tooru #god its fucking crazyyyy like!! it was never a war between oisuga but also it was!!! #because of how they both influenced kageyama and how kageyama responded to that!!! #haikyuu meta

[petricorah]

what if i got really into haikyuu again

#its back on netflix and ive been watching it #still as good as ever #i stopped watching it in high school when i stopped playing volleyball because it made me too sad but now im back... #back to my roots... #scared to draw oikawa again after so long #also cant focus on anything because of this fucking tinnitus that keeps getting worse wtf #anyway...oikawa drawing...hopefully...soon #notmyart #someone send me good oikawa screencaps to practice #god i should read the manga too... #also completely unrelated but i was thinking about learning a bit of japanese again but i think i gave away all my books...ugh #'again' i say like i didn't read a really good hq fanfic that changed the trajectory of my life

[kimbapisnotsushi]

i'm actually not sure if oikawa would ever apologize to kageyama for almost taking his head off That One Time™️ because i feel like it could go either way (he has moved on, leave it in the past, no need to bring up the shame and anger and guilt and the frustration of not being first, take it as a lesson learned and continue step-by-step forward OR he wants to confront what almost was, wants kageyama to know that he truly wholeheartedly respects him now, sees him as a proper equal and someone he cares for) but i DO think it'd be funny as fuck if oikawa for some reason brings it up like "hey remember that time i almost punched the hell out of you" and kageyama just pauses, squints at him, and goes "you what"

#LIKE 100% KAGEYAMA ABSOLUTELY DID NOT REALIZE #HE DIDN'T KNOW #HE'S LIKE 'oikawa-san . . . . why???' #and oikawa has to take a deep breath bc it's no wonder he wanted to ko this brat the first time around #like yeah yeah we've already had the convo where it was fucked up but understandable and intense character analysis and whatever else #but i just think this particular scenario would be REALLY funny #bonus points if this is during the all stars match #kageyama tobio #oikawa tooru #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu hcs #sou says stuff

[saintshigaraki]

i’m not really a yaoi girlie but i do want to watch oikawa and ushiwaka hate fuck one time

#it’s one sided hate fucking too only oikawa views it like that lmaoo #vicspeaks

[ilistentogirlinred]

ANIME CHARACTERS PEOPLE FORGET ARE MINORS/CHILDREN

Killua (Hunter x Hunter)

Bakugo (BNHA)

Todoroki (BNHA)

Karma (Assassination Classroom)

Teenage Gojo (JJK)

Oikawa (Haikyuu)

feel free to add your own

#hunter x hunter #killua zoldyck #my hero academia #bakugou katsuki #shoto todoroki #assassination classroom #karma akabane #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #haikyuu #oikawa tooru #like seriously can these hisoka wannabes go find an illumi to fuck or smth

[woahajimes]

everyone reblog and put in the tags your most absolute favourite haikyuu fic. doesnt matter what ship what trope but ohh your absolute reccs.

#im rereading like every single fic on my masterlist #and i want more but i dont wanna wallow in fucking ao3 like a loser i need the fics spoon fed #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #sugawara koushi #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hajime #kageyama tobio #hinata shoyo #bokuto koutarou #akaashi keiji #miya osamu #miya atsumu #suna rintarou #sakusa kiyoomi #sakuatsu #sunaosa #bokuaka #iwaoi

[maybe-a-dinosaur]

matsuhana working at hot topic after school takahiro clocks in wearing bubblegum pink high top converse and spends the first hour of his shift refolding all the shirts because "everyone else does it wrong. he spends the rest of his time browsing the jewelry and decides everyday to get a different piercing but never goes through with it (he forgot). he redresses the mannequin in the window in ridiculous out of date clothes and steals phallic candy from the back and constantly makes up stories about customers to issei at the register. matsukawa comes in wearing all black and smudged eyeliner and black nail polish he's the hot topic poster child but really he lets his little sister practice on him and is too lazy to take it off. he stands at the register looking bored out of his mind and quips jokes at everyone that checks out much to hiro's amusement. he kills time looking through pins and patches and trying on sunglasses and stacking funko pop towers criminally high then winking at the security cameras he's a menace and making the most of it. they only ever works shifts together be they're a "package deal" and management doesn't give a shit be they're teenagers and making minimum wage. hajime comes in to visit sometimes but tooru won't step foot inside the store he doesn't want it to "rub off" or something like that he sits on a bench outside the storefront and burns holes in the glass with his eyes and he Loves when matsuhana bring him little alien trinkets but is too proud to admit it. i just think they're built for hot topic they would fuck it up embracing the awkward emo stage with sarcasm and open arms

#hiro wears bright colors but his aura blends right in #matsukawa issei with a septum ring?? what do we think #tooru wants to look at the keychains but he CANT hajime thinks he's So Fucking Stupid but carries his shopping bags #hot topic was Made for them #haikyuu #hot topic #matsukawa issei #hanamaki takahiro #matsuhana #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #iwaoi

[revasserium]

hq headcanons with gyaru s/o?? PLS IM BEGGING tysm!!!!

ギャル! 超かわいいー (gyaru! chou kawaii ー !)

ft oikawa; suga; bokuto; hinata; tsukki

oikawa:

obsessed! asks u to send pics of ur new manicure designs, knows ur manicurist by first name, sends her his love every time u go

chides you not to spend too long tanning cause the uv isn't great for your skin but loves how u look; tells u that it makes your eyes stand out and your hair look nice and has mastered the art of taking selfies from that #45degreetopdown angle

has a pic of u as his phone bk bc this man is whipped and he's not afraid to admit it; will buy you trinkets and hair clips and earrings or send u pics of cute ones sees

always holds ur hand in public and brags about u to his friends u__u

sugawara:

kisses you with your flavored lipgloss bc he is an agent of chaos and he likes the way he can mess you up a little; he's secretly not so secretly super happy that u have a whole string of phone charms that are just presents from him -- tiny volleyballs, bejeweled cupcakes, random little animals, a giant fluffball just cause it's soft

helps u pick out circle lenses cause he thinks they're so so pretty and can't stop staring at your eyes whenever u wear a new pair

honestly kinda fell for u the first time he saw you cause of the way you tied up ur school uniform shirt and he caught a glimpse of your bellybutton ring and thought it was like... the hottest thing ever but;;;; we don't have to talk about that

tells u every day how beautiful you are, just bc u__u

bokuto:

honestly doesn't rly get it but boi if he aint supportive! and he cares so much; will sit and listen intently to u when ur talking about all the different clothing brands u like or ponder out loud how ur so good with ur hands cause if he had nails like urs he'd break them immediately

would let u paint his nails in glitter tho

will tell u just to go outside w/out sunscreen if u wanna tan more (like him!!!) but after u tell him about uv and sun protection now he actively slathers sunscreen on himself before going outside and preaches it to all his friends and teammates ("akaashi! did u kno it causes premature aging of the skin!??!! wait -- what do u mean everyone knows that?!")

loves your weekend outfits so much u__u honestly he's shooketh at your eye for style, thinks you should become a fashion designer, a model, actively advertises to the world that you already are one basically; swells!!! with pride when someone on the street asks to take a pic of your outfit -- "see?!?!? told u u should be a model!!! ur pics belong in magazines!!!"

hinata:

is just so so awestruck at all the sparkly/pretty things; and you're the sparkliest, prettiest of all so i mean -- that tracks!

gets just as excited as you do about new clothing lines and is super eager to spend entire weekends walking through various shops, carrying all your stuff, praising the way you look in every single outfit u try on

the blushiest!!! if u dress him up too so you guys match! holds your hand so tightly and can't stop grinning to himself so that at the end of the day his cheeks hurt but that's okay bc he got to spend the whole weekend w/ you and he wants to do it again all the time!

loves ur long nails bc it feels nice when you trail it along his arms, down his back; it makes him feel loopy and sleepy and shivery and all sorts of good, and on top of that -- they're just gorgeous to look at arent they? everything about u is gorgeous and he's so, so glad to have u

tsukki:

will never admit it outloud that he actually likes it; pretends it's just another level to all the "girly things" that normal girls like -- so u like more of it -- so what

but BOI if he doesn't feel his chest get all tight when you get all dressed up for your dates, when your lashes are perfectly mascaraed to set off those gorgeous new circle lenses u bought the other day that he totally, totally isn't into cause that color is just so pretty against your skin --

constantly tells u that ur nails are kind of a hassle and he doesn't understand how u get anything done with them but will wait for u outside ur salon with ur bags and grab u icecream and sigh and begrudgingly admit that the nail art is cute this time...

is secretly super fucking into the fact that u have a pic of the both of u has ur phone background and it makes him happy every single time ur phone goes off and the screen lights up; and yeah, the fact that you have a volleyball phone charm that you told him reminds you of him makes him rly, rly happy too u__u

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #oikawa tooru #tsukishima kei #bokuto koutarou #sugawara koushi #hinata shouyou #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #floofy floof floof #haiCUTIES #this was interesting to think about u__u i think for the most part all the hq boiz would be at least curious and supportive #oikawa is a SIMP fite me on this #also does tsukki openly acknowledge liking like... anything ever. LOL #this was cute u__u also the title is from the song called GAL by OHAYO #and the banner is kitagawa marin from my dress up darling cause bruv.... i love her and also the manga its so fuCKING cute

[kings-highway]

someone write a 'top ten anime villains of all time" fic that focuses on the anime protagonist of your choice (im thinking something classic or well known like Luffy or Naruto or Midoriya) that has to climb the tower and defeat all the villains to save the world or something dumb and dramatic but when they finally get to the top all exhausted and bloodied they just find Oikawa lounging in an empty throne room bouncing a goddamn volleyball off the wall and they're like "wait who tf are you," and after a short conversation the hero realizes that Oikawa is 1) not magical or containing any kind of power; and 2) 18 years old. But the hero KNOWS that the task was "defeat all the villains to save the world" but... if they use their super special power theyve been saving for who they thought was going to be the scariest and most intense fight of their life theyre just going to one hit kill this fucking teen. Like they're not concerned about losing the fight but theyre heroes they have a moral code of some kind right like... this guy is just a guy??? do i have to kill him??? does that make me a bad person??? why is he here??? surely it would be wrong for me to just straight murder this guy??? and they keep trying to argue with him and be like "you MUST have some kind of super power, right? like something to make this a fair fight, come on, lets battle properly" and Oikawa shrugs it off "nah I didn't even make it to nationals, I'm far from superpowered" and the hero is just tearing their hair out like "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???"

#anyway i think its really funny to imagine the villains had stuck him at the top as a final fuck you to the hero knowing this would happen #i also think its funny to imagine that oikawa “wins” by just verbally bullying this hero who's too moral to just knock his lights out #haikyuu #haikyuu fanfiction #oikawa tooru #haikyuu oikawa