Alya, talking about Adrien: just go up to him and tell him that you like him, what's the worse that could happen?
Marinette: he could hear me
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Salazar: Everyone will follow the rules of the class. First rule: No talking.
Skippy: Does that mean... [Salazar throws Skippy through the door]
Salazar: Second Rule: no eating in my class. Would anyone care for a bon-bon? [Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Cora, Katie Kaboom, Tinker, and Mindy keep silent]
Colin: Uhh, I'll eat one! [all gasp. Colin walks to Salazar]
Salazar: Pick your favorite. [Colin takes one and eats it] How's it taste?
Colin: It's a delightful taste sensation.
Salazar: No eating in my classroom! [throws Colin through another door]
Lol. 😅
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Me? cheat? I reread our favorite messages when i miss you. In fact all messages.
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*after Mon Mothma’s briefing*
Wedge: Hey, Luke! So where’ve you been?
Luke: Yeah, so I went back to Tatooine to break Han’s ass out of Jabba’s Palace. I had to fight a rancor first, though. Luckily, I killed it before—
Omega, on the other side of the room: YOU KILLED MOOCHI?!
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“Darling, I’ve been meaning to ask you this for a long time. How about a photograph of you? There is a spot on my dresser that my eye catches the first thing in the morning and the last thing at night and I can think of nothing I’d like better than to have your picture there —“
from Other People’s Love Letters, edited by Bill Shapiro
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Michael: how the jolly holly did it happen that the archangel and the duke of hell got together and fell in love with each other?!
Gabriel: um, well..
Crowley, taking out notebook and a pen: could you describe it in detail, preferably point by point and with tips please?
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random person: holy zeus! i can’t believe percy just did that! is he really stupid, really brave, or just flat out crazy?
annabeth: d, all of the above
everyone: *nodding in agreement*
leo: also how come when he does that stuff he looks all cool and superhero-y, but when i do that stuff i look like im a deranged little elf committing some kind of crime?
piper: uh, leo.
leo with a hopeful voice: yeah?
piper: you always look like that
everyone: *nodding in agreement*
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Hunter: Fuck it. Let’s go back to Kamino and adopt that kid.
Wrecker, Tech, and Echo: Adopt—? Yeah okay, we’ve done weirder shit.
Crosshair: With all due respect, which is none at this point, what the fuck is wrong with you
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