#incorrect jungkook quotes

[7ndipity]

Jungkook: y/n's mad at me, so I tightened the lids of all the jars in the house so that they'll talk to me to ask me to open them

*sounds of glass shattering and frustrated yelling in the distance*

Jungkook: it hasn't worked yet, but I'm hopeful

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[heyyouknowbts]

BTS as Florida man headlines, volume LVIII

BTS as Florida man masterlist

#can you believe it's been nearly a whole YEAR since I've done one of these??? #also can we talk about how that photo of namjoon is a meme on its own 😂 #bts #bangtan #bts memes #bts lq #bts funny #bts as florida man #bts as #incorrect bts quotes #bts meme #bts jin #bts rm #bts suga #bts j-hope #bts v #bts jimin #bts jungkook #taekook #jungkook #v #jimin #jin #suga #j-hope #rm #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #min yoongi #jung hoseok

[notsocorrectbts]

Jungkook: What's for dinner hyung? Jin: I can't tell you, it's a soup-rise Taehyung: Is it soup? Jin: I soup-pose it could be Yoongi: Enough with the soup puns Jin: You never soup-port my jokes *After dinner* Jungkook: It was fucking tacos

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[incquotesx]

[ sets the kitchen on fire ]

hoseok : shit we need an adult!!

jungkook : YOU'RE AN ADULT

hoseok, looking extremely horrified : oh fuck

jungkook : WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET JIN HYUNG

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[random-incorrect-things]

Seokjin: What happens to nitrogen when it becomes day?

Seokjin: It becomes daytrogen.

Yoongi: I'm going to bed.

Seokjin: Good nitrogen.

Jungkook: Sleep tightrogen.

Taehyung: Don't let the bed bugs bitrogen.

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[daintyzumin]

{based on a true story}

Jungkook’s brother: *likes a fanart of Jimin on his instagram and Jimin in his profile pic*

Jikookers: oH MY GOD JUNGKOOK’S BROTHER IS WHIPPED FOR JIMIN!!!?

Jungkook:

Jungkook: *draws Jimin and posts it on fancafe*

Jungkook: no one is more whipped for Jimin than I am.

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[multifandom-disaster]

Namjoon, pointing to an alien: What's that!? Taehyung: An alien Jungkook: It said 'bring me to your leader' Namjoon, panicking: AND YOU BROUGHT IT TO ME?!

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[serendipminie]

Jungkook: You know how I like it girllllllll

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Jimin: Ppeuriri

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[lovelycupid47]

BTS Incorrect quotes #2

Jimin: Why are your tongues purple? Taehyung: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Y/N: I had a red one. Jimin: oh. Jimin: .... Jimin: OH. Jungkook: Jungkook: You drank each other's slushies?

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[kazuha-pista-badam]

GUYS PLEASE HELP /tala_Abo_daqqa

THIS FAMILY HAS AN 11 YEARS OLD GIRL, TALA, THAT HAS LOST ALL 7 IMMEDIATE FAMILY MEMBERS AND ANOTHER 17 RELATIVES

SHE WAS THEN BURIED UNDER THE RUBBLE UNTIL SHE WAS RESCUED

SHE NEEDS TO BE SAVED, PLEASE DONATE & SHARE‼️‼️‼️

also really sorry for 'polluting' other tags but please, help save a life ❤️

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[vanilla-almond-cupcake]

bts: *messes up the choreo*

hoseok: *glares*

the rest of bts: *fearing for their lives*, *tell my parents I love them* *help* *if I beg for forgiveness will I be saved?* *we done messed up folks* *rip bts 2013-2024*

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[7ndipity]

Jungkook, acting tough: you guys don't wanna mess with me!

Y/n: yeah man, he will straight up cry in public, don't test him!

Jungkook: exactly, I will straight up-

Jungkook:

Jungkook, tearing up: why would you say that?!

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[minjizdraft]

Taetae

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[btsicedtea]

Jungkook: *fucks up*

Namjoon: *glares at him*

Jungkook: :(

Namjoon: ...fine I forgive you

The rest of bts: ＼⁠(⁠°⁠o⁠°⁠)⁠／

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[incquotesx]

namjoon : jungkook's late again

jimin : i woke him at 8 and pretended it was 11

tae : i wrote a fake schedule saying we started at 9 instead of 12

hoseok : i set his clock to PM when it's AM

namjoon : you all may have overdone it

[ jungkook brusts through the door ]

jungkook : WHAT YEAR IS IT?

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[random-incorrect-things]

Seokjin: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a colour.

Hoseok: Starfruit?

Seokjin: Close, that's a shape.

Jimin: Guys, you forgot about blueberries.

Seokjin: The listening comprehension of some people.

Yoongi: Okay, you also forgot blackberries.

Namjoon: Black isn't a colour.

Taehyung: Green bean!

Jungkook: Lemons!

Seokjin: I love stupid people more than anything.

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