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skylarinfinity · 11 months

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wade: oh no! i don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of it this time!

m/n: [cracks his knuckles] manslaughter it is.

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marvellyous-archive · 2 years

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Wade: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Peter: It takes a screenshot.

Matt: For the love of god, shut the fuck up.

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spiderblog-mcu · 4 months

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Toby!peter: let me get this straight, you swallowed the key we needed to open the safe.

Wade: yes.

Toby!peter: why?!

Wade: my pockets were full!

Tom!peter: we can just cut it out of him right? He’s got that healing thing.

Andrew!peter: he’d enjoy that too much.

Tom!peter: what do you mean?

Wade: it’s best you not ask questions.

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peter-parkers-left-pinky · 2 years

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Wanda : Y/n I thought you were decorating for Halloween.

Y/n: I am.

Wanda: You're just hanging up pictures of Wade.

Y/n: You said you wanted scary decorations.

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azerishi · 2 years

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Deadpool: Say, what's a less legal, more effective alternative to pepper spray?

Daredevil, without missing a beat: A flamethrower.

Spider-Man, who only wanted to team up for Team Red: *sigh* Guys, his knife barely touched me.

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super-marvel-dc · 3 months

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Steve: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Bucky, Wade, and Y/N: Ok.

Steve: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Bucky: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Y/N: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Wade: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 3 months

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Daredevil, about Spiderman: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Deadpool: Are we stealing them?

Y/N: New or used?

Daredevil: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months

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Wade: Wait… You’re a lesbian?! How?!

Carol: It started off as a seven day free trial, but I forgot to cancel, so here we are.

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kaethefangirl · 3 months

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Matt: I thought you were unserious and childish when I met you.

Peter: oh.

Matt: But then I met Wade, and now you seem professional and serious.

Peter: Wade isn't that goofy.

Wade: *in his room interrogating his stuffed unicorn* WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA!?

Peter: Statement retracted.

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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year

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Wade: Film backwards is MILF. Certainly on purpose.

Y/N:

Y/N, to Natasha: I'm not that stupid, am I?

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skylarinfinity · 9 months

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[m/n and wade buying stuff for their adopted daughter]

m/n: [holding unicorn and dog stuffed animal] do you think she going to love the unicorn or dog more?

deadpool: [holding butterfly knife] can we get this for her? it's have butterfly on the name!

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marvellyous-archive · 2 years

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Wade, banging on the door: Petey! Open up!

Peter: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Wade: No, I meant-

Matt: Let him finish.

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spiderblog-mcu · 5 months

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Wade: if two muppets fuck on camera, is that considered furry porn.

Peter: I’m more concerned about how that ever crossed your mind.

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obsessedwithmarvelbecausewhynot · 2 months

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[ Someone says something 15/18+ ]

Steve: The children are here.

Kate: I'm twenty-fucking-three.

Wanda: I'm russian.

Tony: Peter is from Queens.

Peter: I've got nothing to say abt that.

Harley: I'm much worse then all of you.

Wade: You're not counting me as a child anymore.

Clint: Why the hell we adopted them?

Kate: *blink blink*

Clint: Oh yeah, nevermind.

Bonus

Sam: I thought the hawk girl is like, twelve.

Bucky: How they all ended up here?

Natasha: Since when there's so many kids?

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marvellover76 · 2 months

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Mobius: Please tell me you didn't drag Wade into this.

Y/n: I didn't drag Wade into this.

*knock on the door*

Loki: Who's that?

Y/n: I think you already know.

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the-suicidal-lizard · 9 months

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Appealing

Matt: So are you two dating now? Peter & Wade: Yes. Matt: Why? Wade: I happen to find Peter very appealing. Matt: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Peter.

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