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spritehouse · 7 months
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pt. 2 of "hey lex, how's it going?"
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<- part 1 | part 3 ->
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emo-batboy · 6 months
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A Wild SuperGuy? (Social Media AU)
Part 44 (Masterlist)
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(Part 45)
Istg I made this entire chapter in two hours. It's like I was smacked upside the head with the opposite of writer's block. (Also shoutout to the two people in part 43's notes that immediately predicted what this update would be about.)
@bruciemilf how’s it hangin’
Drink water, enjoy the weather, and have a great day :D
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lxclerc · 1 year
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𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 | 𝐜𝐥 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
summary: a secret wedding with a secret man
note: this was surprisingly a long one
yourusername
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yourusername hitched
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ynlover EXCYSE ME WHST
bellahadid most beautiful bride
yourusername most beautiful bridesmaid
lovelyyn bella tell us what you know
itsalexa miss gurl who the fuck-
fleurdori hITCHED TO WHOM
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yourusername in my lover era
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lovelyyou nobody talk to me
lettersforyn im happy for her but also like i want to die. yall get me?
ynfan theyre giving wattpad mafia couple vibes
honeybadger charles is probably as heartbroken as we are
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cl16_updates charles with mystery girl in monte carlo taken by a fan
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lechair that’s disgusting. give them their privacy
sharllll whoever she is is none of our business
charlesfan how are yall even sure that’s him
cl16_updates the fan has pictures with him wearing the same clothes
honeybadger first y/n got married and now this? i’m going to be sick
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ynupdates yn with her husband in monte carlo, monaco! no one knows who he is still
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letterforyn i’m genuinely so happy for her
ynfan27 look at her going on her tippy toes 😭
ynfan17 yall weird asf for this
honeybadger something about him looks so familiar but i can’t put my finger on it
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charles_leclerc
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charles_leclerc married life so far...
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yourusername so much for soft launching
charles_leclerc i can't do it, you're too beautiful
yourusername beautiful enough for you to do the laundry?
charles_leclerc nope. nobody is that beautiful. i did it last week, it's your turn.
yourusername 🙄
arthur_leclerc ha i knew all along
charlesfan WHAT
leclerclover OH MY GOD THAT CRAZY GIRL FROM TWITTER WAS RIGHT
pierregasly mum and dad
yourusername get tf off
ynfan now how tf did he bag her?
honeybadger I FUCKING TOLD YALL
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hijinxinprogress · 1 month
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YJ is not allowed on social media
Most capes have like an official hero social bc people just leave comments like ‘captain colds out again no class?? 👀’ instead of flagging down a hero or getting the police to get the nearest hero so most crimes are discovered through viral videos
And yj decides that they need to be on social media so they make ig and tiktok accounts which somehow led to them running a smear campaign against Lex while he was running for president
it’s mostly videos of Cassie in a superman onesie flying around pretending to save damsel in distress!Kon while Bart in an ill fitting bald cap is sitting behind a desk clearly made of cardboard as he mutters about how he’ll show everyone the truth and petting a picture of a cat with drawn on angry eyebrows then the video cuts to Bart way too close to the camera saying ‘A vote for Lex Luthor is a vote against happiness’ then the video ends with Cassie in the same superman onesie with a lightning bolt taped to the front of it claiming ‘this message was endorsed by captain marvel’ [a week later captain marvel makes a posts responding to the video in a captain marvel onesie reaffirming Cassie’s claim]
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fairygothmotherisgay · 4 months
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DC Social Media AU Part 5
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noir-renard · 6 months
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what I think Bruce was doing during My Adventures with Superman >:3
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queenofthequillandink · 11 months
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I think a massive facet of Tim's secret identity should be that everyone in Gotham knows that if Tim had Bat Skills, he would simply be a benevolent supervillain instead. A feral little gremlin who would take out the kneecaps of every boomer trying to embezzle charity funds. Like, this is the bitch that's constantly ready to fight God in a Denny's parking lot. He would be out there committing murder every time someone tried to rezone Gotham's voting districts again; he'd just show up in their dark living room with anime eyeshine like, "oh? And you thought you could get away with this? 🔪"
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cubbiekins · 8 months
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Bat family Social Media Au’s are to die for??
I would get down on one knee and propose to my bsf if it meant that I would get unlimited fanfics of the Batfam on social media platforms or have their own reality tv show (eg. The Kardashians)
I read this one fic where people find out that Ra’s is the Head of the League of Assassins/Shadows.
And the chapter before that was talking about Damian COMMITTING A LOT OF “TAX FRAUD”. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION.
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dracaelus · 2 years
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Young Bruce & Co. on twitter
part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8,
about to start rumors !! Clark Kent and Lex Luthor are having a affair
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Part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12, part 13, part 14, part 15
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pseudo-hero · 2 months
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If DC Villains Had a Wreck-It Ralph-Type Support Meeting
Lex: Greetings fellow recovering villains and villainesses. Brainiac: Greetings, Luthor. Pamela: Really, "villainesses"? Why not just call us all villains? And since when is villainy a drug? Harley: I dunno, maybe he's just try'na be suuuper formal n' polite. Joker: *cackles* Lex: Well, it's arguably like a drug, Green Eggs and Pam. Joker: *cackles even harder* Pamela: You scrawny little—*sighs*—I promised I wouldn't... Lex: *rolls eyes* Moving on— Harley: *patting Pamela's back* I gotta question too, Lex. Didja hav'ta bring him here? *points at the Joker* Joker: *grins* Heyyyy babe! Miss me yet? Harley + Pamela: *scowl at the same time* Harley: Not with a 39 n' a half-foot pole, J. Bane: I have question as well. What is purpose of this meeting? What is your scheme? Brainiac: I wonder the same. In actuality I already am fully recovered from my past villainous ways. Lex: My "scheme" is to have you all shut up and listen to me so we can begin today's activities! Mr. Freeze: Chill out, Lex. Captain Cold: I'm sure we can all be cool for you. Grodd: We can but why are there no other gorillas present? This reeks of hyooman-typical discrimination! Joker: My dear simian friend, it's because you're one of a kind! Other gorillas can't also read, write or speak the same languages as the boring human and human-ish villains here do. Grodd: Hmmm. I suppose you're right. I am indeed in my own gorilla league. Cheetah: *using her tongue to clean herself, coughing up hair/fur onto the floor* Lex: Ghrrrrmmmm!
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spritehouse · 3 months
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Spencer Reid & Motion Sickness by Phoebe Bridgers | Criminal Minds - 4x17, "Memoriam"
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emo-batboy · 6 months
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A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)
Part 42 (Masterlist)
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(Part 43)
Good evening :) I hope y’all had a great Halloween
@bruciemilf hey bestie whats poppin
I actually don’t have much to say for this update. I’ve just been planning out the next two month’s worth of posts so that’s going to be fun. Have a great day and drink some water!
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lxclerc · 10 months
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𝟑𝟒+𝟑𝟓 | 𝐜𝐥𝟏𝟔
summary… an explicit song about your boyfriend leaves the internet in an uproar. request… yes. note… feedback is very much appreciated! let me know if you want to be added to the tag list. faceclaim… nadine lustre
𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩
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yourusername my song 34+35 is out on all platforms!!
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charlesleclerc couldn't be more proud! 🥰
⤷ yourusername you should be proud of yourself too considering it's about you
⤷ pierregasly y/n please stop making charles blush while at work
⤷ charlesleclerc i am NOT blushing
⤷ yourusername maybe he shouldn't be using his phone at work
user1 EXCUSE ME???? CHARLES????
user2 i knew charles is good but i didn't think he's THIS good
user3 charles after having a song written about him asking to 69: 🥰
user4 "just gimme them babies" girl same-
lilymhe well this is something
⤷ yourusername he's a god in bed and everyone needs to know
⤷ alexalbon I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW, Y/N, I DIDNT NEED TO KNOW!!
carlossainz55 ay dios mio!
user5 y/n "fuck me 'til the daylight" y/l/n and lewis "i'm about to show you domination" hamilton needs to collab
user6 SO WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS PICTURE????
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amaraudermind · 1 year
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I just know Duke loves celebrating the Ides of March
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levitatingbiscuits · 4 months
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i just know ppl from metropolis are the BIGGEST internet trolls bc even if they get doxxed no one is about to risk pulling up to superman's home turf no matter how bad their kpop opinions are
however, most metropolitans learn their lesson when superman himself shows up at their apartment to give them a stern talking to about internet safety and common decency (unless, of course, they got doxxed for dunking catastrophically on lex luthor, in which case he discretely drops off an edible arrangement)
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HEY!!!
WHY ARE THERE ONLY 4 FIC FOR “GWEN AND ART ARE NOT IN LOVE”!!!????
PLEASE WE NEED MORE!!!
i’m only hands and knees BEGGING the universe for more content for this book.
Princess Gwen and Duke(?) Arthur are betrothed from birth. but there’s one problem, they hate, and i mean HAATTEE each other. and also! Both of them are gay, and fancy other people!! fake dating ensues and it’s FANTASTIC!
also fun fact! the story is set in CAMELOT generations after the events of the Arthurian Legend to the point where it’s considered myth in the story and it’s *slight* alt history and it’s SOOOO good!!
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the characters in this book feel and response and behave so REALL!!! the dialogue is quick, and charming and sharp (Shoutout to Arthur and Sidney, the best bromance in any fucking series i’ve ever read. i would DIE for Sid)
Lesbian knight! DO I SAY MORE?! THERE IS A LESBIAN KNIGHT! and she’s amazing! and knows what SHE WANTS!
also i love how the characters in this book have actually development!! it’s so heartwarming!!
if i had to give a favourite chapter i’d have to say Chapter 17. i wish i could read it again for the first time!!
OH AND BEFORE I GO I HAVE TO SHARE MY FAV PARAGRAPH!!! like o- oh my god oh my fucking god i’m gonna oh my waaaahhhhhh
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