hello tumblr god spoke to me in a vision and told me i needed to make this so i did.
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I just realised something. Jin Ling better get an expert matchmaker when he grows up. Lord, he's surrounded by the most rizzless people ever!
Who is this boy going to learn from? His dad, the martyr to chronic foot-in-mouth disease? Jiang Cheng, the man boycotted by all the matchmakers? Wei Wuxian, disaster gay? Lan Wangji, lord of let me bite you to tell you how I feel?
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" He has become a very brave man.. just like you.."
"But I think he looks a lot just like you... Yanli.."
I wanna bang my head so much you don't understand...
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Fandom: Mo Dao Zu Shi
Sample Size: 60,935 stories
Source: AO3
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Lan Qiren: That's it! You're all grounded. *Pointing at each of them* Jin Zixuan, no servants for you. Wangji, no rabbits for you. Wei Wuxian, no Wangji for you.
Wei Wuxian: Aw, c'mon!
Lan Qiren: Nie Huaisang, no bird for you. And Jiang Cheng... is there anything you love?
Jiang Cheng: ... Revenge.
Lan Qiren: Then no vengeance for you.
Jiang Cheng: I was gonna say "I'll get you for this" but I guess that's off the table.
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MDZS characters as real, out of context things my friends have said (I’m not kidding):
Huaisang: Sometimes I miss the smell of being gaslit so I go into a department store and smell Dior Sauvage
Jin Zixuan: I don’t have an ego, I have a god complex
Wei Ying: What IS the general transformers population???
Mingjue: I’m going to take a piece of plywood, tape it to your back and build you a fucking back bone
Jin Ling: You smell like my mom, you know when she was alive
Jiang Cheng: There’s nothing wrong with that, im coping with my depression
Wen Ning: *whispered* I’m really fragile
Wen Qing: *said with disdain* straight people
Lan Qiren: ARE YOU A HOMO?!
Lan Zhan: My boyfriend seems to think so
Xichen: *happily* I’m on the brink of death
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Already eliminated:
13. Su She
14. Jin Zixun
15. Wen Chao
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Jiang Cheng: *holding Jin Ling for the first time* He's very big for a premature baby.
Jiang Cheng: *looks at Jin Zixuan suspiciously* Almost as if he were a fully developed baby.
Jin Zixuan: *laughing nervously* How would that be possible? We only got married 6 months ago.
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The new generation leaders
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Tabelinha com os personagens de Mo Dao Zu Shi para facilitar minha vida na hora de desenhar!
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A CONFESSION?????
(they're on the same page but they're reading different books)
(happy 100 posts to this lil au!)
(inspo.)
the series so far: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 56 | 57 | 58 | 59 | 60 | 61 | 62 | 63 | 64 | 65 | 66 | 67 | 68 | 69 | 70 | 71 | 72 | 73 | 74 | 75 | 76 | 77 | 78 | 79 | 80 | 81 | 82 | 83 | 84 | 85 | 86 | 87 | 88 | 89 | 90 | 91 | 92 | 93 | 94 | 95 | 96 | 97 | 98 | 99 | 100 | ★ | wallpapers: 1 | 2 | 3 | printable: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | snowglobe
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There is a convoluted tangle of "jealous of other people's younger sibling".
Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan is so adorable! I wish I had a cute didi like him!
Jiang Cheng: Hey!
Lan Xichen: Oh, Wangji is perfect, but I wish we were a bit closer to each other like the Yunmeng brothers.
Nie MingJue: Look at Meng Yao, just look at him! He can draw up an emergency patrol roster in his sleep!
Jiang Yanli: I love them, I do. But I wish they were a bit less... them and a bit more sensitive and tactful like that HuaiSang.
Wen Qing: The day Wen Ning can stand up for himself, like young master Jiang, is the day I can die peacefully.
Jin ZiXuan:(looking at Meng Yao and Mo XuanYu) They are perfect!
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THIS IS SO STUPID BUT I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO MAKE SOMETHING PROPER HAHDJAJKDJD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY A-YAO 🥳🎉
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