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forcefedcoutureofficial · 4 months

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who else up feeling the ache of their soul softly cracking neath the weight of sorrow from a lifetime of regrets

#idk what to tag this #micro poetry #poetry #ig #help me make up a term for half poetry half shit post #shitpost poetry

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dirkjake · 1 year

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I can't sleep. It's haiku time.

Insomnia. Not

even sunrise yet and the

day's wrecked already

Waiting for failure

Every minute that passes

is sleep I'm losing

When the sun comes up,

that's when I'll start going down.

Like the Hindenburg

#shitpost poetry #dirk.txt

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ecoamerica · 23 days

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magic-mint · 5 months

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Alright Bozo, so here's how it's gonna be

I help you, and you help me

Right after I get these cookies out of the oven

We can go out and slaughter some covens

#shitpost #shitpost poetry #poetry

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cherrygazette · 1 month

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oh to be a writer and live in europe

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flum3n · 7 months

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in like ten years time rick riordan is going to have the opportunity to defend his title of funniest person alive and cast a will solace with black hair and green eyes

#pjo series #pjo #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #rick riordan #will solace #nico di angelo #solangelo #not poetry #pjo shitpost

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fixing-bad-posts · 1 month

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but in all seriousness, please watch my favourite performance of this monologue of all time

#fixing-bad-posts #blackout poetry #...sort of #shitposting #shitpost #julius caesar #ides of march

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nonsense-repository · 3 months

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#solarpunk #not a shitpost #poetry #hopepunk #meme

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rateaters-sutff · 1 month

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I was prepared for any pain and nail pealing struggle as I traversed the Horific Plains...

But what I failed to account for in my rigorous preparations...

Was for these Horific Plains...

To traverse over me...

#196 #rule #shitposting #shitpost #r/196 #r196 #silly :3 #meme #silly cats #cat meme #poem #poetry #original poem

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theidlespoon · 4 months

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nothing, just tolkien originally writing down the hobbit because his son christopher kept complaining that he'd change the details from night to night and then christopher later being so crucial in taking tolkien's notes and turning them into fully written novels of worldbuilding. loving someone to the point of creation and then having them help you finish the job.

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sophieisapoet · 1 year

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hmm yea just cuttin up these poblanos and Oop theres an itchy lemme jus---OW MY EYYE.. anyway,

#shitpost #shitpost poem #shitpost poetry

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sootandfangdiary · 2 years

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And it’s on nights like these

When I’m eating a chicken nugget

Under the full moon

That I think

“Oh how beautiful life is.”

#poetry #shitpost #shitpoetry #shitpostry?#shitpost poetry

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ecoamerica · 23 days

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Watch the American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 now: https://youtu.be/bWiW4Rp8vF0?feature=shared

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shelleysbysshe · 1 year

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Please remember that Contessa Guiccioli, Byron's lover while he was in Ravenna, wrote her Recollections of Lord Byron after he died and these are some of the chapters:

#“Lord Byron's marriage and its consequences”#lmao she wrote two chapters on his melancholy #Lord Byron #Romanticism #Poetry #Romanticism shitpost #English Literature #Literature #The romantics #geneva squad

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frozenoj · 22 days

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Sebastian Stardew Valley did you write this

#sdv sebastian #sebastian stardew valley #stardew sebastian #stardew valley #sdv shitpost #frogs #poetry #actual author is:#sam pink #id in alt text

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the-uncanny-dag · 5 months

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If there's Haiku Bot, why can't we have Iambic Pentameter Bot

#shitpost o'clock #tumblr #poetry #haiku bot

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noor1ee · 3 months

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flum3n · 8 months

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the universal experience of beginning 'pride and prejudice' (2005) with the opinion that matthew macfadyen as mr darcy is perfectly tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt you and ending it bewitched, body and soul.

#we get both the mr darcy love at first sight of keira knightley as elizabeth bennet #and the slow burn of elizabeth's feelings for matthew macfadyen #this is from watching several gorls react to it on youtube #and my own feelings of eh he's not bad looking to THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A MORE PERFECT MAN-#pride and prejudice #pride and prejudice 2005 #jane austen #mr darcy #fitzwilliam darcy #joe wright #you're a clever director #matthew macfadyen #classics #classic literature #english literature #austen shitpost #not poetry

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