#source : shitts creek

[gnomer-denois]

@evelynstarshine tagged me so here we go.

Three ships: NurseyDex (omgcp), PolyFrogs (omgcp), PolyFarms (omgcp). if this is cheating then let's substitute in Sam/Nick (Dice Punks), Ramnet/Dask (Dice Punks), Lyssa/Kaya (Dice Punks). If you're going to force me to pick from yet a third source even though those are all actually comprised of different characters (and Sam/Nick isn't even from the same story as the others), then David/Patrick (Shitts Creek)

First Ever Ship: Gambit/Rogue

Last song: Mr Darkside

Last Movie: Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves.

Currently reading: My own fanfic that I'm writing I guess? I don't have any published books that I'm currently reading. The last that I finished was Strictly No Heroics (highly recommend, check it out)

Currently watching: Cal Kestis fall into space repeatedly because I can't manage this Force Tear in Jedi: Survivor.

Currently consuming: Dr. Pepper

Currently craving: Sleep

I'm going to tag @happinessisntfun @bonesofyarn @quill-of-thoth @draskireis @vanillivilovesreus anyone who actually wants to do it (and if none of y'all do, that's chill)

#tag meme

[tinkerelle]

Alfred telling teen Bruce that just because he's rich doesn't mean he shouldn't earn for his money and making him get a job just sounds so chaotic.

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Robber : ( storms in with a hand in his sweater where his gun is )

Bruce : uh..good morning is there something I can help you with?

Robber : yeah , I'd like you to open your cash register and give me your money.

Bruce : okay ....uh ..small problem , our money isn't for sale

Robber : I'm robbing you.

Bruce : see that's what I thought

#dc comics #batfam #dc incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #bruce wayne #or should i say #brucie wayne #alfred pennyworth #batman #incorrect batman quotes #he'd also take a break every 2 hours #a true himbo #source : shitts creek

[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Bucky: listen, I don’t have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing.

Sam: self respect?

Bucky: No. taste.

#source: shitts creek #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel #mcu #incorrect mcu quotes #bucky barnes #sam wilson #sambucky #winterfalcon #tfatws

[she-wolf-of-highgarden]

*Arya trying to close an over filled suitcase*

Sansa: Are you sure you don’t want any help with that? 

Arya: I fit my high school best friend into a suitcase way smaller than this when we were crossing the border when we were crossing the border between Meeren and Braavos, so I’m pretty sure I can figure this out. 

#Arya Stark #Sansa Stark #Incorrect quotes #asoiaf incorrect quotes #source: Shitts Creek #modern au #i guess #A Song of Ice and Fire #asoiaf

[incorrect-azur-lane]

Prinz Eugen: I would not call myself an expert on the subject.

Prinz Eugen: And by 'the subject' I mean 'genuine human emotion'.

#Prinz Eugen #Kreuzer Prinz Eugen #emotions are difficult #azur lane #incorrect azur lane #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #incorrect azur lane quote #source: shitt's creek #high depression boilers

[funkylittlebidiot]

Tony: hey Stephen, I found your phone case

Stephen: that’s not mine

Tony: yes it is! Look, it’s bedazzled

Stephen: Excuse me? I haven't bedazzled anything since I was 22!

#Stephen strange #ironstrange #Tony stark #iron man #doctor strange #marvel #mcu #incorrect quotes #source: shitt’s creek

[theoraclesattic]

percy and annabeth in tlt:

annabeth: mm, eat glass.

percy: lick rust, thankyou.

#source: shitts creek #percabeth #heroes of olympus #percy jackon and the olympians #jason grace #leo valdez #piper mclean #reyna avila ramirez arellano #annabeth chase #frank zhang #hazel levesque #percy jackson #alex fierro #magnus chase #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #trials of apollo #lester papadopoulos #meg mccaffrey #will solace #nico di angelo

[lesbianpogo]

Klaus: You can trust me.

Ben: Okay, can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something...

Klaus: Ugh! This is about those stupid Tamagotchi?

Ben: Actually it is.

Luther: Okay guys-

Klaus: You left me with six of them. Taking care of that many is like a full-time job!

Ben: I left you with six adult Tamagotchis in perfect health! And by the time I came home, they were all dead. You have to like actively murder them in order for that to happen!

#incorrect quotes #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #original source: shitt's creek #my post

[pitchannawarmsourblackhearts]

Anna: You would make such a good father!

Pitch: Have we met?

#Source: Shitt’s Creek #submission #pitchanna #pitch black #anna #incorrect quotes #deadlyflames

[incorrect-supernoobs]

Venamus, watching the noobs do Anything: Oh, I’d kill for a good coma right now

#Supernoobs #Count Venamus #incorrect quotes #incorrect supernoobs #source: shitts creek #hes Tired #Weird uncle AU

[eastendies]

Ben: Listen, I don't have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing.

Jay: Self respect?

Ben: No, taste

#eastenders #ben mitchell #ee #jay brown #eastenders incorrect quotes #ee incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: shitt's creek

[incorrect-dublin-murder-squad]

Shay to all the rest of them: I never thought I'd have to say this, but there is only space in this family for one unstable sibling and I have held that title for a very long time, so you are going to have to get it together.

#mood unfortunatly #dublin murder squad #Faithful Place #shay mackey #source: shitt's creek

[tinkerelle]

Dick : okay so we need to plan for Bruce's birthday on Friday. Any suggestions?

Tim : wait - isn't his birthday the third Sunday of june?

Dick : Tim that's fathers day

Tim : pretty sure it isn't

#dc comics #batfam #robin #dc incorrect quotes #dick grayson #red robin #tim drake #incorrect batfamily quotes #nightwing #batbros #batdad #batsiblings #source : shitts creek

[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Slyvie: Okay, nobody freaked out when Loki went missing!

Loki: I didn’t go missing, Slyvie.

Loki: The TVA knew where I was the entire time.

#source: shitts creek #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #mcu #marvel #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #Loki #slyvie #TVA

[she-wolf-of-highgarden]

Robb: I don’t want to add more stress to your day, but I love you 

Theon: 

Robb:

Theon: Okay. So you just said that to me for the first time knowing that it would make my day more stressful 

Robb: That’s correct. 

Theon: Because you know I’ve never said that to anyone else. Aside from my Mother and Asha twice and one time at a-

Robb: And one time at a Brotherhood Without Banners concert. I know. 

#Robb Stark #Theon Greyjoy #Robb x Theon #A Song of Ice and Fire #asoiaf #asoiaf incorrect quotes #incorrect asoiaf quotes #source: Shitt's Creek

[funkylittlebidiot]

Tony: seriously, what am I doing? I just came back from sleeping with an actual villain and I already kind of want to go back for cuddles.

Tony: like, what’s wrong with me?

Rhodey: okay, how honest do you want me to be?

#ironstrange #villain Stephen strange #villain!Stephen au #rhodey #james rhodes #Tony stark #iron man #Stephen strange #doctor strange #marvel #mcu #source: shitt’s creek #incorrect quotes