#source: more-incorect-quotes

[incorrect-hololive]

Laplus: Congratulations, you idiots! You won gold and silver in the Moron Olympics!

Iroha:

Chloe:

Iroha:

Chloe: …Who won the gold-

Laplus: SHUT UP!!!

#source: tumblr #source: more-incorect-quotes #incorrect quotes #hololive #hololive jp #la+ darknesss #sakamata chloe #kazama iroha #submission

[incorrectborhapquotes]

Roger: Brian hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started.

Roger: I suppose I should let him in.

#incorrectqueenquotes #queen #bohemian rhapsody #roger taylor #brian may #borhap #bo rhap #bohemian rhapsody movie #incorrect quotes #incorrectquotes #incorrect queen quotes #source: more-incorect-quotes

[incorrectpeakyblinder]

arthur: i'm always ready to break some bones.

john: yours or someone else's?

arthur: both.

#pb #peaky blinders #incorrect peaky blinders quotes #Arthur Shelby #John Shelby #jjmaybank #source: more-incorect-quotes

[incorrectjercyquotes]

Percy: "Revenge"? That sounds dishonorable.

Jason: Oh, good! So you're not going to-

Percy: I prefer calling it "returning the favor".

#jercy #percy jackson #jason grace #pjo #hoo #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect hoo quotes #jason x percy #incorrect jercy quotes #incorrect percy jackson quotes #source: more-incorect-quotes

[sariahsue]

Chloe: What am I doing wrong?

Adrien: You want me to answer as your therapist or your friend?

Chloe: Friend.

Adrien: Go see a therapist.

#ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #source: more-incorect-quotes #i think #incorrect quotes

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Roy: Guess what I’m about to get!

Olivier Mira Armstrong: On my nerves?

#Roy Mustang #Olivier Mira Armstrong #fma #fmab #Fullmetal Alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #incorrect fma quotes #source: more-incorect-quotes

[incorrectstevebucky]

Natasha: Sam, are you done writing your speech for Steve and James’s wedding?

Sam: Yep.

Natasha: That’s just one sentence.

Sam: It’s perfect.

Natasha, reading aloud: “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”.

#Source: more-incorect-quotes #Stucky #Steve Rogers #Bucky Barnes #incorrect quotes #avengers #mcu #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect marvel #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #stevebucky #Steve x Bucky #Steve Rogers x Bucky Barnes #incorrect stucky #incorrect stucky quotes #incorrect stevebucky quotes #incorrect stevebucky #avengers endgame #incorrect avengers #avengers: endgame #incorrect avengers quotes #Chris Evans #Sebastian Stan #source: that 70s show

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Fred: What have you done now?

Romeo: Nothing! I've done nothing.

Xara, distantly: WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK-

Romeo: Ignore that.

#mcsm #mcsm fred #mcsm romeo #mcsm xara #source: more-incorect-quotes #(no that is not a typo ;-;)

[incorrect-catcf-quotes]

Wonka: Okay, you two are on jack-o-lantern duty.

Violet: I’ll pick out the pumpkin!

Mike: And I’ll stab it!

Wonka:

Violet:

Mike: I mean carve it.

#mike Teavee #incorrect quotes #Charlie and the Chocolate Factory #catcf #Violet Beauregarde #Willy Wonka #source: more-incorect-quotes

[kizzys]

Thor: A person doesn't dye their hair that color unless they have psychological problems.

Nat: Hey! My hair colour has nothing to do with my psychological problems.

#thor odinson #natasha romanoff #black widow #marvel #mcu #avengers #revengers #incorrect avengers quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #source: more-incorect-quotes

[chasegrangerkingdom]

Fred: Describe our relationship in two words.

Hermione: Our what?!

#source: more-incorect-quotes #Fred Weasley #Hermione Granger #Fremione #HP #incorrect quotes #incorrect hp quotes #hp incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes

[fourhorsemenprotectionsquad]

Merritt: Why are you standing on the sofa?

Jack: I wanted to see what would happen if I taped a knife to a Roomba

Merritt: Okay… and?

Jack: I went to put the tape away and when I turned back around it was gone. I haven’t seen it since.

(Five minutes later)

Danny, walking into the room: Why are you both standing on the couch?

Merritt: RUN AWAY DANNY, RUN AWAY! IT’S OUT FOR BLOOD!

#mine #chat #source: more-incorect-quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect nysm quotes #nysm #nysm2 #now you see me #j. daniel atlas #j daniel atlas #daniel atlas #Merritt McKinney #jack wilder #I feel like it came after Merritt exactly once and he hopped up on the couch screaming #Danny would probs just. Turn it off and take the knife off #if he wouldn't Dylan would

[incorrectborhapquotes]

Roger: Where is everyone?

Freddie: At the hospital. John swallowed a watermelon seed.

Roger: Why? It's not like a watermelon is going to grow inside him

Freddie:

Freddie: We'll be home in 10 minutes

#biologist rog strikes again #incorrectqueenquotes #queen #bohemian rhapsody #freddie mercury #roger taylor #john deacon #borhap #bo rhap #bohemian rhapsody movie #incorrect quotes #incorrectquotes #incorrect queen quotes #source: more-incorect-quotes

[arundhati-shah4]

Brynne: Ma'am, I was informed that you have pot in your vehicle.

Nikita: Oh, you mean this?

Nikita: [pulls out a flowerpot]

Brynne: Oh, my mistake. What are you growing?

Nikita: Weed.

#source: unknown #vine maybe? #or twitter #source: more-incorect-quotes #nikita jagan #pandava quintet nikita #brynne rao #brynne tvarika lakshmi balamuralikrishna rao #pandava pentology #pandava quintet #incorrect quotes #incorrect pandava quintet quotes #pandava quintet incorrect quotes

[casimania]

Ella: If breakfast and lunch makes brunch, then lunch and dinner make linner, right?

Lucifer: But then what would breakfast and dinner be?

Ella: I don’t know. Breakner?

Dan: Dreakfast?

Chloe: Dikfast?

Lucifer: DICKFEST!!

Pierce: NO.

#Lucifer #Chloe Decker #Lucifer Morningstar #Dan Espinoza #Ella Lopez #Marcus Pierce #Incorrect Lucifer Quotes #Incorrect Quotes #Lucifer Netflix #Lucifer (TV) #source: more-incorect-quotes

[sariahsue]

Marinette: Hey, is anyone else d-

Alya: Dead?

Nino: Drained?

Chloe: Drunk?

Sabrina: Depressed?

Adrien: Deprived of sleep?

Marinette: …done with your work? What is wrong with you people?!

#ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #source: more-incorect-quotes #incorrect quotes