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brun-brunette · 11 days
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i totally get james potter.
if i was him i would, too, be the sluttiest slut of them all
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redadidassneakers · 1 month
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Sirius: I pulled the Casanova of Gryffindor
James: I pulled the girl I’ve been obsessed with since first year AND your little brother
Marlene: well I pulled Dorcas Meadowes who is better than all of you combined
Peter: and I pulled a ‘push’ door, so. . .
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mentallyadinonugget · 1 month
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“but james potter was a bully””he bullied snape!!!” ok? someone had to do it.
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~Here’s a list of good and shitty things Snape did canonically:
Bad:
•Snape was a blood supremacist who called lily a slur.
•invented a curse for enemies (marauders)
I don’t think a good person would make up a curse which mutilates someone terribly. That too, during his time in Hogwarts.
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•oh yeah later on he became a death eater 😋 (the main goal of the death eaters wasto eliminate all muggle-borns in the wizarding world and establish voldemort as its ruler)(magical nazis basically).
Plus when voldy was going to kill lily, Snape was like yk what you can kill the husband and the INFANT just don’t hurt my lily flower teehee like okay james bullied him so him not caring about james made sense but harry was a child bro
•BULLIED CHILDREN DURING HIS TIME AS A PROFESSOR????? he was literally neville’s bogart ffs and not because “some teachers are just scary okay Neville was afraid of almost everything!!!” but because Snape bullied neville on a daily basis plus threatened to kill his pet after a failed potion thingy. plus he made fun hermione’s physical appearance (when draco made her teeth all big and Snape was like hah it’s the same there’s no difference) and he bullied for BEING GOOD AT ACADEMICS LIKE 😭😭😭???? He bullied almost everyone in Hogwarts I just know it.
•sectumsempra’d George’s year off.
•tried to out Remus Lupin as a werewolf for NO reason other than his childish misdemeanour.
Good:
•called Sirius and Remus an old married couple.
•saves Katie bell from a cursed necklace
•saves draco malfoy from a terrible curse that could’ve killed him by the counter charm “vulnera saneteur”
can someone guess which curse Snape saved draco from??? You’re right! It was sectumsempra!
•switched sides or smth
~Here’s a list of good and shitty things james did canonically:
Bad:
•called Snape snivellus (was funny ngl)
•bully snape
Good:
•turned into an illegal animagus at the age of 15 so his werewolf friend (Remus) has company during his transformations.
•took sirius black in after he ran away from an abusive hoursehold.
•SAVED FUCKING SNAPE FROM REMUS IN HIS WEREWOLF FORM AFTER SIRIUS SENT HIM THERE.
JAMES SAVED SNAPE.
•literally died trying to stall Voldemort so Lily and Harry have some time to escape or just live in general.
So my point is canon james was a bit of an asshole but he still did way more good deeds than Snape even though Snape was in all the seven books like one of the good things he did was literally the consequences of his own actions (healing draco).
All of this is canon btw. NONE of it is fanon.
sincerely keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth he did what should have been done.
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cutie
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insuranced · 1 year
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Sirius vists Grimmauld after his escape
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worldofwolfstar · 6 months
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McGonagall: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
James: It's kind of complicated, but Sirius-
McGonagall: Got it. Forget I asked.
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Conversation
James: Padfoot made it very clear that my allegiance should be to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money.
Remus: ...Is it possible he actually said, "bros before hoes"?
James: Yes, but I rephrased it to avoid offending the hoes.
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mischief-marauders · 1 year
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(Marauders at the beach)
Lily (lowering her sunglasses): Why are our boyfriends holding hands?
Remus (looking up from his book)
(Sirius scowling and holding hands with a laughing James Potter)
Remus: Ah. James is scared to lose his glasses so he left them here but he’s also borderline blind without them so he needs a seeing eye dog to get to the water and back
Lily (laughing): I never would’ve pictured Sirius as a dog but I can kind of see it
Remus (snorting and flipping a page): If only you knew
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James: So where are you from? Heaven?
Lily: That’s right I’m a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, kinda like that pick-up line.
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ceooftrash · 9 months
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Lily Potter:) if you like my stuff feel free to follow me on my Insta (ceooftrash) as I'm way more active there:))
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allysketches · 1 year
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“Oh, well, he always made a fool of himself whenever Lily was around”
saw a tweet the other day that said something like: “enemies to lovers but only one thinks they’re enemies—the other has been in love all along”   
which is not only the best dynamic but also perfectly encapsulates jily on their first years of hogwarts 👀👀 (aaand I wanted an excuse to draw baby-marauders... or like, at least half of them 😬)
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aurithemoon · 1 year
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a messy, sort of christmas-themed James Potter expression study.
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leftwiththeriverr · 11 months
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Never mind
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redadidassneakers · 10 months
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Marlene: wait I’m confused. Are you in love with Lily or Regulus?
James: yes
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mentallyadinonugget · 18 days
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lily introduced sirius to stickers.
whenever sirius sees remus self loathing about his scars, he just reaches under his bed takes out a big box filled with funky stickers and starts putting them all over remus which always results in remus choking on laughter and looking at sirius with nothing but love and endearment.
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insuranced · 1 year
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The Black Sisters
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Yes I misspelled Toujours pur 😭 Tumblr doesn't let me reply so I can only respond to asks
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worldofwolfstar · 9 months
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Sirius: Time for plan F
Remus: Don’t you mean plan B?
Sirius: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Lily: What about plan D?
Sirius: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago
Remus: And what about plan E?
James: We’re hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.
Severus: I like plan E
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